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Elliot had just finished
her last shift at Sacred Heart
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before starting her new career
in private practise.
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I can't believe it's all over.
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God, so many memories.
So many, many memories.
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Who wants to say something first?
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Elliot, your new office is right there.
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Nothing's gonna change
but your lab coat.
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Anyone else want to go?
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Speaking of new jobs, I wasn't
thrilled that my pregnant girlfriend
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was offered
a research grant in Tacoma.
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On the up side, I could give her
dramatic "don't-go" kisses
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whenever I felt like it.
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That was hot, stud, but I think it's
just my leg that's supposed to be up.
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Oh, J.D.
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This is going to be
such a tough decision,
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'cause I don't know
if you're aware of this,
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- but I've been really digging you lately.
- Oh, I'm aware, baby.
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Oh, my God, she likes me!
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Still, I'd only be gone four months,
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and you don't want to be around me
when I'm pregnant.
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All the women in my family go psycho.
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- Yeah, but Kim...
- I wasn't finished!
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You know, I'm back. I'm back.
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It's perfectly fine. Just hit the wall.
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Look, whatever your decision is,
I support you.
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You're so awesome, J.D.
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My lips taste weird.
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Hey. Look who I brought
to see her mama.
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Somebody else's child?
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We got a code pink, people!
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Somebody just stole a baby.
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Just shut that.
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Baby, so, after I take this kid back to
the nursery, I was thinking
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maybe we could pack up you
and Isabella and head home?
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Turk, I can't handle going home
right now.
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This place is really expensive, honey.
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Now, I don't know if you know this,
but the ice packs you've been putting
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on your hooey run about
42 bucks a pop.
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My body's a disaster zone right now,
but it will get better,
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so if you want to get near it ever again,
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I would stop talking about money.
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All right, who can tell me
anything about Mr Pierce?
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He uses oil heaters at his house
in New Hampshire.
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That answer was either
very sarcastic or very stupid.
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Either way, I'm whacking you
with my clipboard.
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- Brace yourself.
- Wait.
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He's hypoxic with a clear chest x-ray
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which can be a sign of
carbon monoxide poisoning.
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I learnt that watching House.
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House is a genius.
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That's it. I'm whacking both of you.
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Look, I know you all curl up
on your futons at night,
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dreaming of cracking a real-life
medical mystery so that
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some doctor-slash-supermodel will
want to touch your eruption button.
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But here's the bad news,
this isn't a TV show.
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There aren't any cameras over here.
Real medical mysteries don't happen
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every week and doctors damn sure
don't look like models.
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They look like Rex.
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What?
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Chin up, you ugly bastard.
So, if you want to solve a real mystery,
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go ahead and figure out who's
taking my New York Times
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every Sunday. Or, better yet,
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how about why anybody on the planet
actually thinks Dane Cook is funny.
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As far as Mr Pierce goes, he has your
run-of-the mill pulmonary embolism.
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And I know, I know,
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it is a boring medical diagnosis,
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but that's what hospitals are. Boring.
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Hey, there's that baby you stole.
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I kind of miss the little cutie.
We really bonded.
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Come on, that kid doesn't
remember you.
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So, you're really cool
if Kim decides to take this job?
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Hell no, man. She's going to be
all the way in Washington.
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And phone sex is out of the question,
because I'm a righty when I talk on
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the phone, but I'm also a righty when
I'm teaching mini-J.D. who daddy is.
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Can't you work your way around that?
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I'm screwed, dude.
I mean, if I ask her to stay,
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she's gonna resent me forever.
You know what I gotta do?
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I gotta be the best boyfriend ever
so she never wants to leave me.
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Turkleton. I need a word.
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I wanted to give you
your paycheque in person
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so you can hand it back to me
to pay your bill.
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- Why don't you just hold onto that, sir?
- That's not how it works.
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Now, I'm going to hand it to you
and I want you to look at it,
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sigh, and give it back to me.
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Splendid!
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Nurse Espinosa,
mi hospital es su hospital.
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No problemo, chiefo.
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Hey, nice new digs.
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Looks like you could use
a new coat of paint, though.
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If you're interested...
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Thank you.
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Now I just gotta find someone
to replace this rug.
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Air traffic controller, gemologist,
captain of industry, middle reliever,
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ruggist.
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I invented a machine
that prints business cards.
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That's already been invented.
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Oh, yeah, I know. But mine
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also fires paint pellets.
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How about it? Observe.
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Curved off to the left. It was working
great yesterday at the zoo.
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Doctor Reid, I thought I would just
stop in and say goodbye.
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Why? I'll still be working here.
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Yes, but you won't be working for
Sacred Heart, the place that spent
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a fortune training you, only to
have you take off for greener pastures.
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You're like a prostitute that gets
paid up-front and then bolts
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from the restaurant after dinner.
It's about common courtesy, Reid.
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Whether to your boss or to a
kind-hearted John
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who's given you a lot of business
over the years.
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So, goodbye, Miss Mei Ling
of Gentle Oriental Escorts,
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and goodbye, Dr Reid.
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I won't be speaking
to either of you ever again.
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Seriously gonna ignore me
because I took another job?
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Hey, Sarah. How are you?
I'm Dr Dorian.
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Look, you were in and out
of consciousness
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when they brought you in.
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Do you have any family
you want us to contact?
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No, it's just me and my dog, Charlie.
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You can try him,
but he rarely answers his cell.
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What's Charlie's cell phone number?
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1-800-CATS-R-LAME?
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Okay. Other than the
obvious loss of your sense of humour,
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I understand you've been having
palpitations and shortness of breath.
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We'll run some tests
and see what's happening.
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There's my girl.
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Hey, I got you something. It's a star.
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You can get them off this website.
I named it after you.
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That's so sweet.
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Unfortunately, Kim was taken, so I tried
Kim with two M's, Kim with three M's,
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- Kim-1, Kim-2...
- Well, what's it called?
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Frecklefart90.
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For the freckle on my ass,
my lactose intolerance
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and the fact
I graduated high school in 1990.
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Yes.
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That was so lucky.
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How could I ever leave you?
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It's working!
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Damn it! Is it the sight?
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I've been hit.
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Not the sight.
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Dr Cox, I need your help.
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Make it quick. I gotta be somewhere.
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Where?
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Anywhere you and I aren't talking. Go.
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Okay. It's Carla.
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I can't get her out of here, and she
listens to you, so I was thinking...
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Say no more.
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You know, yelling at those interns
made me realise how monotonous it is,
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facing the same disease day after day,
and that no matter what I do
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to entertain myself, I'm still bored.
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Whether it's reading the paper
or shaving the sideburns off
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of a resident because his licence plate
says, "PARTY DOC."
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By my calculations,
that rant just cost me $27.
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- Excuse me, Dr Cox?
- Yes, Party Doc?
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I heard crying coming from this room
last night. I thought you should know.
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Don't look at me. I wasn't crying.
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Maybe it was Mrs Mehleison.
She just had her baby yesterday.
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Maybe she got postpartum depression.
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One of us needs to check this out.
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I got it.
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- What?
- I can't do it.
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- Why?
- 'Cause her husband is orange.
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- Good afternoon.
- What's up?
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Oh, Dr Kelso, what radiologist
is on call today?
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Oh, right. The silent treatment.
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Well, unfortunately for you,
the Reid family has actually been
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giving each other the silent treatment
for generations.
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There was one time my dad wasn't
talking to my mom because
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she stopped boffing the gardener
right at the height of weed season.
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I know. She wasn't thinking.
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Anyhoo, she finally broke him down
with this little ditty.
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Nobody can hear it without chiming in.
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Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
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Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
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Lollipop
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He was about to crack, Ted.
What the hell?
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Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
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Lollipop
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Well, your labs are back
and it's definitely heart failure,
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but there are no blockages, no virus
is present and you have
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no family history of coronary disease.
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So why would I have heart failure?
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Even though real hospitals aren't like
TV shows, that doesn't mean
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there aren't mysteries. Like why
a healthy woman's heart is failing.
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Or why a grown man is orange.
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Grab a seat, people.
This just got interesting.
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Wow.
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Elliot, I wouldn't take that if I were you.
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Or why a friend is mad at you
instead of the guy being the jerk.
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Don't even talk to me.
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Of course, for me, the biggest mystery
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was what my girlfriend
was gonna do about her job offer.
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So I spent the entire day thinking
I can't leave you for four months,
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but you're so amazing about the whole
thing that I finally just called them
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and accepted the job.
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They want me there tonight.
Can you believe it?
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Okay! I'm gonna go get us a muffin.
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You okay?
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Finally.
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No.
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So, you're sure you don't mind
taking me to the airport tonight?
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Of course not, babe.
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I had to think of a new plan
to keep Kim from leaving.
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Unfortunately, work got in the way.
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The only thing worse than not knowing
why a patient is crashing
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is being offered help by the hospital's
grief counsellor, Dr Headrick.
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Need help, old friend?
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Oh, yeah. Her kidneys are failing.
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- Give her a pep talk. Stat.
- Yeah, no.
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Treating her emotionally,
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that would have nothing
to do with her medical well-being.
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You know,
maybe instead of lashing out at me
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you should turn that anger gun
at the person you're really mad at.
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Mommy? Just a guess.
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I mean, there's got to be some reason
you're always such a D-bag, right?
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D- bag.
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Okay, we have a 41-year-old male
who is as orange as an NBA game ball.
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Who can tell me why?
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- I got an idea.
- Yeah, I got an idea, too.
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If you want to work, let's stop paying
for the room, so you can go home.
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Then you can come back
and get paid to work.
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Turk, I just need a break from the baby.
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Mr Mehleison might be a vegetarian.
He's always eating carrots.
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But carotene, like jaundice,
turns you yellow,
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just like certain blood disorders
turn you blue
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and tomatoes can turn you red.
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Sadly, there isn't anything on God's
green Earth that turns you orange.
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Maybe he got freaky
with some Cheetos.
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Swing and a miss, Webster. Next.
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Maybe he used some fake tan cream.
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I used it once.
Turned me orange all over.
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There were no foreign substances
found on his skin.
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But kudos, Keith,
on finally outing yourself.
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Hello, Stacy, Rebecca, Larry.
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Jennifer, Lyle, portly island boy...
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Elliot, I can't get Carla
to leave this place.
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Yeah, I don't really
give a rat's doo-doo maker, Turk.
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- Why does she hate me?
- Don't say "hate," Gandhi.
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You kids throw that word
around so much
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it's lost all of its meaning.
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Now I have to find
a word stronger than hate
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to describe how I feel about others.
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I mega-loathe you all. Good day.
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Here's Dr Cox.
He's one of my colleagues
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and he's gonna help me
with your diagnosis.
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We're kind of teammates.
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So, Sarah here has
the beginnings of what looks like...
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I can read a chart, Newbie.
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Now, leave before I put
a rhinestone collar around your neck,
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have you fixed,
and make you my lap doctor.
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- Again, teammates. Okay.
- Go.
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I see by your chart here that you are...
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- You are single.
- That's right.
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Kim's leaving to pack and I still have
no plan to make her stay.
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It's go time.
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Just say the first thing that pops
into your head.
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- Hey, J.D.
- I'm rich.
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- You don't have to take that job.
- You're not rich.
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Oh, yes, I am, Kim.
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And this right here is
my dope-ass Mercedes, okay?
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I didn't want to tell you 'cause
I wanted you to like me for me.
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- You're an idiot, J.D.
- Am I, Kim?
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Dr Tabini. Dr Tabini, I'm on the car.
Larry! Larry! I'm on the car.
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There's my girl.
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J.D., why didn't you just tell me
you didn't want me to go?
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What am I supposed to say, Kim?
"Don't go 'cause I'll miss you"?
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Kim, we both know you were
always gonna take that job
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and I was always going
to want you not to.
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Look, it's only four months.
It's really good for my career.
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And then I said something
I wish I hadn't.
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Why don't you just do
what's best for you?
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You know what?
I'll get myself to the airport.
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You usually have to go to a van
convention to see art of this quality.
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- You do.
- Gotta confess, though.
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I cheated a little bit. I used an actual
head from the morgue as a model.
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Be careful, it's actually
around here somewhere.
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- I think I heard something break.
- Here you go.
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Podiatrist?
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I also buy and sell feet. So, any way
you want to go, I got you covered.
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Great.
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Hey, Elliot,
you gonna finish that muffin?
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- Why are you so pissy with us?
- Why is Sarah dying?
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Why is that guy orange?
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Around here, sometimes you do wish
it was more like TV.
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And a bigger-than-life character
like House would just show up
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and conveniently solve everything.
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Ah, yes, the huddled masses.
Carla, I see you're trying one of
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this establishment's disgusting
new tomato muffins.
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Do you know who else
just loved tomatoes?
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Our little orange friend, Mr Mehleison.
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As you correctly pointed out,
the only thing he loved more than
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tomatoes were carrots.
And if carrots turn you yellow
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and tomatoes turn you red,
what colour would he most likely turn
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if he were to gorge himself
on both those items?
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- Orange.
- Correct. And Gandhi,
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I understand that you are confused
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as to why Private Practise Barbie
has a beef
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with you and your
scrawny little life partner.
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Kelso's the one being the jerk. Not us.
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Yes, but even though that horny old
raisin is acting like an ass,
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in doing so, he's actually
acknowledging that she's ready
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to move on professionally.
Guess who hasn't acknowledged that?
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Nothing's gonna change
but your lab coat.
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He's right. I mean, lately all this great
stuff's been happening to you guys.
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You're settling down
and having babies...
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Dear God, Barbie, we get the point.
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This would roughly be my time.
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Now, Newbie, as far as
your patient is concerned,
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Takosobu Cardiomyopathy.
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- Ever heard of it?
- I haven't.
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Takosobu Cardiomyopathy, also
known as "Broken Heart Syndrome,"
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is when a severe emotional trauma
triggers a weakening
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of the heart muscle. On her chart
you indicated that she was single,
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yet I noticed she was
still wearing her wedding ring.
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Turns out her husband had just died
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and she wasn't ready to
take the ring off yet.
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I'm betting that her grief
over his passing
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is what caused her heart failure.
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And, no, no, I'm not Superman.
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I'm just Dr Cox.
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Thanks for the coffee.
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She's going to need a lot more
counselling, but we'll get her there.
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Well, not "we," so much as me.
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I mean, your part, the bungling
of the diagnosis, is done.
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I can't believe you can have heart
failure just from being sad.
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I mean, how are you
supposed to treat that?
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He's coding!
Get me a box of kittens, stat!
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Possible side effects of kittens
include sneezing,
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tiny scratches and erectile dysfunction.
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Wouldn't I be a great spokesperson
for things?
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Could you do me a favour?
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Next time, just remember to take care
of your patient emotionally.
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If someone's in a good place, they heal
quicker. If they're in a negative place,
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well, that can destroy the body,
the mind... It can destroy anything.
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Even a relationship.
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- Will you excuse me for a second?
- Oh, God, yes.
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This is the final boarding call
for Action Air, flight 65.
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Non-stop service
to Tacoma, Washington.
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- Kim, wait!
- J. D?
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I couldn't let you leave
without you knowing
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I completely support your decision.
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Oh, J. D!
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Now, let's get that shirt off.
There they are.
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So, then everyone watches us do it
and claps after?
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- The end.
- Sweet story.
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I'm sorry. I was such an idiot.
I just... I'm really gonna miss you.
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Look, we're gonna talk every night,
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we're gonna get you
a hands-free headset
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for phone sex
and we're gonna get through it.
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Oh, God, I'm gonna be
so big when I get back,
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you're not going to want to touch me.
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Don't be ridiculous.
I've been with a lot of big girls.
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Oh, yeah?
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The best part of a great mystery
is its resolution.
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Whether you finally realised
what your friend was looking for...
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- So, tell me about your new job.
- It's amazing.
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...or just figuring out
why a guy was orange.
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Am I ever going to look normal again?
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Oh, sure, sure, as long as you cut
back on your vegetables.
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Maybe, I don't know,
buy some clothes from this decade.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Your wife was crying the other night.
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Keep an eye out for postpartum
depression. It's pretty serious.
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She hasn't seemed sad at all,
but I'll keep an eye out.
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Of course, no matter how many
mysteries you solve,
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it's always easy to miss one.
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Turk, I can't handle
going home right now.
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00:20:42,836 --> 00:20:44,747
Don't look at me. I wasn't crying.
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I just need a break from the baby.
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Like who's really in trouble.