1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,024 Not only did I have a long-distance girlfriend who was pregnant, 2 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,325 but I still hadn't found an apartment. 3 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:10,222 So, I was living on my half-acre in a tent. 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,149 A haunted tent. 5 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,609 - Stop stealing our power. - You are ruining our neighbourhood! 6 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:23,811 Oh, really, Donna? 7 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,780 I'm ruining the neighbourhood. At least I'm quiet. 8 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,303 Were you guys having sex last night or raping a baboon? 9 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,167 - I wasn't home last night. - My bad. 10 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,703 I am gonna beat your ass. 11 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:46,346 Check out that body. Bet you'd like to give her a ride, huh? 12 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,695 - You betcha. - Over here, perv. 13 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:55,757 It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury. 14 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,341 So it's wheelchair accessible for her, sir? 15 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,977 Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. 16 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,619 If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then. 17 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:10,487 Now, take the rest of the day off and get her washed and waxed. 18 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,778 You smell like my mom. 19 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,679 All right, Mr Mariani. 20 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,987 Mazel tov, you are the proud owner of yet another kidney stone! 21 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,341 Did you try laying off the red meat, buddy? 22 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,013 I'm trying, Doc, but it's hard. 23 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:33,089 Oh, man, Kim's having her first ultrasound tomorrow. 24 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:37,018 Wow, there's nothing like that first ultrasound. Bring tissue. 25 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,784 Are you kidding me? I can't just up and leave. 26 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,248 I gotta find an apartment. I live in a teepee. 27 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,706 Dorian 28 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:47,301 You have been wrong about so many things 29 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:50,955 that I'm not even going to say something's "wrong" any more. 30 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,194 Instead, I'm going to say, "It's Dorian. " 31 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,093 And the fact that you'd be willing to skip seeing 32 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:59,991 that child's heartbeat for the first time is just plain Dorian. 33 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,800 I mean, hell, Jordan's having her second ultrasound, 34 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:04,358 and I couldn't be more giddy. 35 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,055 I can't wait to find out the sex of that unborn tax break. 36 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,887 Jordan doesn't let you know the sex until the baby's born. 37 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,609 Dorian again. 38 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,390 I don't know if it's the hormones 39 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,661 or if the baby is actually eating the bitch cells, 40 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,240 but Jordan has softened. 41 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,063 In fact, last night she... 42 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,483 She asked me to cuddle. 43 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,357 Is cuddling bad now? 44 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,813 Baby, I need permission to road trip J. D. to Tacoma 45 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,704 so he can see his ultrasound. 46 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:32,890 Sure. 47 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:35,185 I think not giving you permission to do this for your friend 48 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,361 would be totally Dorian. 49 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,565 How is this spreading so quickly? 50 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:40,899 Gandhi? 51 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:45,612 Did you tell Jordan what I said about her wanting to cuddle? 52 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:49,464 She doesn't like people to know that she actually cares for me. 53 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,825 Relax. She's pregnant. What could she possibly do? 54 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,684 Good boy, Jack. Good boy. 55 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,873 He can't possibly make this my fault, right? 56 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,902 Dorian. Damn it, now I'm doing it. 57 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,053 Be careful, he's going foetal. 58 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,648 The secret to a great road trip 59 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,029 is to get as many people as possible to come along. 60 00:03:32,253 --> 00:03:34,403 - So, are you guys in? - Totally! 61 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:35,787 The last road trip I went on 62 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,637 was when my sorority sisters and I went to Tijuana. 63 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:40,231 So it will be nice to go with people who actually like me. 64 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,062 Why are you always so hard on yourself? 65 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,174 Your sorority sisters probably loved you. 66 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,461 Keith, they tried to sell me. 67 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,805 You know, Keith, if the buyer hadn't been an undercover Federale, 68 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,293 Elliot would be a slave somewhere, 69 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,277 there wouldn't be any uncomfortable sexual tension between us, 70 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,121 and you and I would probably be best friends. 71 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,001 - Yeah? - Yeah. 72 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,313 Keith! 73 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,020 Oh, well, we still can't make it. 74 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,743 We made plans to finally hang out with my grandma. 75 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,233 Oh, Keith, the woman is 96 years old. 76 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,455 There will be plenty of weekends for that. Road trip! 77 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,184 - This way. - Okay. 78 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,890 You know, you are one special lady, Carla. 79 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,332 It's not every wife that works a full shift, 80 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,626 then goes home to change the baby's diapers 81 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:30,559 while her husband and his girlfriend spend the weekend mooning truckers 82 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,685 and playing Slug Bug. 83 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,969 - It's not a big deal. - Oh, but it is. 84 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:40,750 If you keep letting Gandhi do whatever he pleases whenever he pleases, 85 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,551 while you take care of the baby, 86 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,858 eventually you're not even gonna have time 87 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,916 to shave your legs or groom your face, 88 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:52,273 thus making the most prominent male figure in your daughter's life, you. 89 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,026 Adios, pickle! 90 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:59,940 As soon as I change out of these clothes, I'm out of here! 91 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,545 I'm going. You're staying. 92 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,197 How'd you do that? 93 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:12,179 Gandhi, I'm great at this stuff. Don't ever talk to Jordan again. 94 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,129 Road trip! 95 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,610 - Where's Chocolate Bear? - Getting to know his daughter. 96 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:22,489 I knew that little tan baby would eventually ruin everything. 97 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,932 - Keith, take the front seat, sweetie. - I can't. 98 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,704 Rowdy needs to see the world. 99 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,790 We need a bigger ride. 100 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:38,832 Do you guys know where I could find a giant carwash? 101 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,491 All right! 102 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,365 I got friends! 103 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,115 - Hey, cutie. - Hey. 104 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,822 Oh, like there's a chance I meant you. 105 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,293 So, you're here for your ultrasound, huh? 106 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,916 I can't believe you're gonna let him know the sex, 107 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,101 especially when you could... 108 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:07,849 - No, that's too mean. I couldn't do it. - No, mean's good. It's... I like mean. 109 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:12,975 You could learn the sex, not tell Perry, hold it over his head 110 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,598 and play him like your little bitch-boy. 111 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,109 Perry was so wrong about you. 112 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,828 You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, 113 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,437 basketball-dribbling, blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy. 114 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,753 Stop. 115 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,724 This thing is awesome! 116 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,507 What's with all these kimonos? 117 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,935 I don't know, but there is a stripper pole in the back. 118 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,940 Carla's got some serious moves. 119 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:42,141 She can even do an inverted spread-leg pole spin. 120 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,718 You know, if that's what they're called. 121 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,338 It's not like I took a pole-dancing class or anything. 122 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,927 Nice cover. 123 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:54,130 Don't touch the kimonos. Those are for Dr Kelso's various masseuses. 124 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,845 - Ted, who's driving? - Oh, my bad! 125 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:02,305 Maybe I should drive, so we don't all die! No offence, Ted. 126 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,439 None taken. 127 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,204 I wish none of us had to drive. 128 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,330 We are cruising at a comfortable speed, Dr Dorian, 129 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,354 and should arrive ahead of schedule. 130 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,515 Could you possibly do me a small favour? 131 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,798 Of course, Jonathan 3000. 132 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,331 Could you rub that spot off my dashboard? 133 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,079 You got it, pal. 134 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,506 - Oh, yeah. Just like that. - All right. 135 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,773 That's the stuff, you bitch. 136 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,813 It can get lonely on the road, even for computers, 137 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,853 but this is gonna be great, right? 138 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:39,915 I miss my baby. We have to go back. 139 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,153 And now, if we slide the wand over here, 140 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,656 we'll see if it's a boy or a girl. 141 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,220 Wait. Change of plans, Per. Beat it. 142 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,925 No, no, no. 143 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,292 You committed to finding out the sex of the child this time. 144 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,553 Oh, yeah, I am gonna find out the sex, but you're not, 145 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,929 unless you work out a routine with Jack for the parent-child dance recital. 146 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:06,020 Jordan, the boy already lip-synchs into your tampons. 147 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,550 Must we put the final nail in his tiny gay coffin? 148 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,643 Mama wants that trophy. 149 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,186 Tell her she can't do this. 150 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:17,918 I would, but when she looks at me, my insides get all cold. 151 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,765 You're a coward. You're a coward. 152 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,759 Did Jordan change her mind for some strange unexpected reason? 153 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,239 Here, I... Here, see if I can't... 154 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,580 Oh, thanks, man. That would be awesome. 155 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:39,171 Beardface! Take your foot and go 90-ish. 156 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,874 Yeah, attaboy! 157 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,642 Yeah! 158 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,154 That was awesome, but un-cool. 159 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,470 He's not answering! Something's wrong with the baby! 160 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,582 - I'm telling Elliot to turn around. - No, no, no. 161 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:05,341 Carla, darling, everything's fine with the baby, fine with... Hey, what's that? 162 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,364 Now, I'll let you out when you calm down! 163 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,581 Open this door, J.D. Let me out! 164 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,116 And then I realised that my dad had hugged me at my graduation. 165 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,585 Not with his arms, you know, but with his brain. 166 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,238 Keith! Come and keep me company. I'm lonely! 167 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,392 Hey, you know who else is lonely? My grandma. 168 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,405 No, she's not, Keith. 169 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:32,285 She's a lesbian in a nursing home full of old ladies. You do the math. 170 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,766 We could solve both our problems 171 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,587 if we could get my grandmother together with your mom. 172 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:41,456 Excuse me, my mother sleeps with men. I've seen it! 173 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:46,519 - All right, calm down, mama's boy. - Bring it on, tall and sexy! 174 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,871 Kick his ass, Ted! 175 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:52,039 That's enough! If you guys can't get along, then just sit down and don't talk! 176 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,775 Amen to that. 177 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,980 - What are you doing here? - I'll tell you what I wasn't doing here. 178 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,579 I was not taking a nap on company time in Dr Kelso's mobile home. 179 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,204 Not this guy. 180 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,954 Back to work! 181 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,143 - I don't think he knew we were moving. - Elliot, stop! 182 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,632 So, can I stop squeezing out brats or is it another stupid boy? 183 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,197 Uh-oh. 184 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,886 Excuse me for a second. 185 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,758 "Uh-oh"? Don't say, "Uh-oh. " 186 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,858 ...road trip right now. - There's a little difference 187 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,044 between a road trip and a sonogram. 188 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,497 I'm supposed to be on a road trip right now! 189 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,753 Follow him! He said, "Uh-oh. " 190 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,658 Okay, let's get you up. 191 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,531 Where'd everyone go? 192 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,616 He's fine. Let's get going. 193 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,051 Look at us! I hurt my ankle. 194 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,479 Ted might have a broken arm and the Janitor is blind! 195 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:04,134 Hey, wait. No. Coming back. Hello! 196 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,567 Who's making pancakes? 197 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,344 See? He's great and so's Ted. 198 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,360 Oh, I think he popped it back into joint. 199 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,747 You guys, Turk told me how amazing it was when he saw Izzy's ultrasound. 200 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,443 I can't miss this. I just... I won't. 201 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,184 Can I say something? 202 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,242 I don't know this young man. I wish I did. 203 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:34,293 I admire his spirit, and if he says we must continue onward, 204 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,886 then I say I am in! 205 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,207 There are a lot of times in life when you just have to take control. 206 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,968 Wait, give me those keys! I'm driving. 207 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,750 Next stop, Kim-town. 208 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,810 Of course, sometimes control is taken away from you. 209 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,806 You have to operate on my baby while it's still in the womb? 210 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,406 Well, there's a urinary tract obstruction 211 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,632 which could be blocking the amniotic fluid. 212 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,839 We need to place a shunt. 213 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,856 I gotta talk to Jordan. 214 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,170 Mickhead, give me my phone! 215 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,880 - It's mine. - Oh, really? 216 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,139 Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background? 217 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,035 - Yes. - Trick question. 218 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,310 Mine's got Tyra Banks, see? 219 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,182 - Shello! - Baby? 220 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,896 I got Turk! 221 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:33,014 And sometimes you're just not as in control as you think you are. 222 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,817 That tunnel looks kind of small. 223 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,690 Chill out, Ted. 224 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,774 Why would they build a tunnel that an RV wouldn't fit through? 225 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,170 Admittedly, the tunnel was more narrow than I thought, 226 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,464 but the damage wasn't too bad. 227 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,884 Keith just had to stop accidentally 228 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:58,615 making the "please honk your horn" sign to passing truckers. 229 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,166 - Holy frick on a stick! - I was stretching! 230 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,214 Four aces, I win! 231 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,098 Now you only got a six of clubs. I win. 232 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,103 Okay, baby, bye. 233 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,300 There's a problem with Jordan's ultrasound. 234 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,265 This is our best chance to restore normal function 235 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,298 and minimise the damage to the lungs. 236 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,579 Fine, but I want to be in there. 237 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,799 You know we can't allow family members in the OR. 238 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,772 You gotta be in there for me. 239 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,535 Don't you see I got a baby strapped to my chest? 240 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,957 All right. 241 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,757 Now can you? 242 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,534 First of all, I'm not a neonatal surgeon. 243 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,294 Second, you ruined my road trip, 244 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,241 and you just gave my baby to Rochelle, the only nurse to get kicked out of 245 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,403 the nursery for using a baby as a ventriloquist dummy. 246 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,617 I don't like being spanked. 247 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,625 That's because you haven't found someone who's doing it right! 248 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,900 Give me that! 249 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,912 What's the matter with you? 250 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,442 Gandhi, you'd damn sure want somebody in there 251 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,315 if it was your kid. 252 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,231 - Come on, just do it. - Knock it off, Rochelle! 253 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:17,080 You guys, there's her hospital. 254 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,704 Keith, wake up, sweetie. We're here. 255 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,645 Yes! 256 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,040 I didn't see a truck! 257 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,562 Well, how are you gonna get home? 258 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,223 I don't know, I'll rent a car or something. 259 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,290 Go take care of Dr Cox. 260 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:37,411 Tell him Gladys is thinking of him. He'll know it's me. 261 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,443 Good luck. 262 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:45,901 Farewell, stranger. I shall toast you with my heartiest wine. 263 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,389 Maybe he should lie down. 264 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:02,566 Turkleton, if I let you assist on that surgery, 265 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:06,012 I would be breaking every hospital protocol. 266 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:09,796 And you know damn well I would never be that inappropriate. 267 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,074 Oh, thanks, sugar-boobs. 268 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:15,005 Lucky for you, I am a man in need. 269 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,972 Enid asked me to get her tickets to see Al Green for her birthday. 270 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,847 I forgot, now it's sold out. Can you call him for me? 271 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,814 Sir, do you think I know Al Green just because I'm black? 272 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:37,009 Plan B. Also, lucky for you, Enid has gone blind from glaucoma. 273 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,664 Now, here's what I need. 274 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,738 In life, it's never easy to know what's waiting for you 275 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,135 on the other side of that door. 276 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,844 Surprise. 277 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,990 Oh, my God, J. D! 278 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,860 - Come here for a second, come here. - What... 279 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,881 Come here so we can see your office. 280 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:08,651 - Everything is gonna be okay. - I know. 281 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,036 Jordan, I love you. 282 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,617 Sometimes you find a moment that knocks you on your ass. 283 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,808 How's our baby doing, huh? 284 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,524 J.D., I had a miscarriage. 285 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,038 Other times, it just takes your breath away. 286 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,064 Whoa! 287 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,228 Hey. So, everything went great. 288 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,178 Yeah, Jordan and the baby are fine. 289 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,645 Fair enough. 290 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,213 - That... That's it? - Yep. 291 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,636 Okay, I don't know about you, but when I get great news, 292 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,116 I like to show some form of emotion. 293 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,733 Like when I graduated med school, I went all Billy "White Shoes" Johnson. 294 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,572 I'm all, like... 295 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,880 And then when Izzy was born, Tiger Woods arm swing. 296 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,879 Look, you know as well as I do 297 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,419 that no kid who has surgery before it's even born 298 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,885 is just gonna pop out into the world without any... 299 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,911 Without any problems. 300 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,977 In three months, it's gonna outgrow that shunt, 301 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,438 and we're gonna have to go through this whole thing all over again. 302 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:24,180 So you're gonna have to excuse me if I'm not celebrating. 303 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,978 Your baby's gonna be fine. 304 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,288 And just how could you be so sure of that? 305 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:33,819 Because that little thing grabbed my finger so tight and wouldn't let go. 306 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,519 Perry, she's strong. 307 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,114 - She? - Yeah, Daddy. 308 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:51,564 I should have told you earlier. I just... I didn't want to do it on the phone and... 309 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,054 You okay? 310 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,361 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's... It's just... It's kind of weird. 311 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,214 There was this thing that I never met. 312 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,471 And now it's gone. I kind of miss it. 313 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,779 I know. 314 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,496 And I was already kind of looking forward 315 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,990 to doing all of those parent things you hear about. 316 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:17,848 You know, like changing diapers, first steps, playing catch. 317 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,938 Turk was gonna even teach me how to throw like a guy, so... 318 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:25,780 Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself. 319 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,854 Can I ask you something? 320 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,969 Were we just staying together 'cause we were having a kid? 321 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,832 No. No, come on. 322 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,890 Come back from this in a couple of months, 323 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,112 we're gonna pick up right where we left off. 324 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,286 I mean, I guess it'll be a little more casual. 325 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,655 We probably shouldn't talk, though, 326 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,301 unless we're wearing full body condoms. 327 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,713 What if I wasn't coming back 328 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,993 because they offered me a permanent position here? 329 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,737 Did they? 330 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,210 Yeah. 331 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,317 We sat there all night and talked about everything. 332 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,043 How we felt about each other. 333 00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,541 Whether we could handle a long-distance relationship. 334 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,210 Did she ever see herself coming back to Sacred Heart? 335 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,643 Would a pizza place deliver to a bench at 3:00 in the morning? 336 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,181 They would. 337 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:20,971 And at the end of it all, 338 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,629 we both realised that without a baby in the picture, 339 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,864 the best thing to do was to say goodbye, stay friends, 340 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,356 and just hope that our paths cross again, someday. 341 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:38,197 So then I took a $900 cab ride home and, voila, here I am. 342 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,192 J.D., that sucks. I'm so sorry. 343 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,723 Bummer. Now, why am I back in here again? 344 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:48,525 Because I couldn't wait to rub a little jelly on your treasure trail. 345 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:52,203 No, I have to see if your kidney stone has dissolved yet. 346 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,241 J.D. 347 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,216 - I always do that. - Do mine. 348 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,966 There are really only two kinds of surprises. 349 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,954 The good ones that make everything okay. 350 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,599 It's a girl. 351 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,827 We're having a baby girl. 352 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,728 And the bad ones that make you mad. 353 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:17,399 There's Papa's pleasure palace! Looks great, Teddy! 354 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,682 I'm going on vacation. 355 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,505 Theodore! 356 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,300 All right, let's take a look. 357 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:41,495 And I could never be mad at Kim for giving me a bad surprise. 358 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:45,935 Everything looks healthy. See, there's your baby's heartbeat. 359 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,446 Wow. 360 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,502 Because at least she was straight with me.