1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,829 My licence had been suspended for a month 2 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,516 for drunkenly pushing my scooter home. 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,070 So old Sasha had become a perch for a local bird gang. 4 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:18,279 Luckily, I found another way to get around. 5 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:19,837 What's up? 6 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:23,220 Thanks for the ride, Lloyd. This DUl is such a hassle. 7 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,915 Been there, bro. Been there. 8 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,872 - Alcohol? - Crack. 9 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:32,274 Hey, by any chance, do you like speed metal? 10 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:34,849 I did not. 11 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:49,549 - I know... - Here, sweetie. 12 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,874 Oh, babe, I didn't want whipped cream. 13 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,004 Oh, well, let me fix it for you, babe. 14 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,132 - And this isn't soy. - Sucks to be you. 15 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,895 I'll go get your coffee. 16 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,913 Do you know how lucky you are to have a husband? 17 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,867 I mean, I've got a brand new home, I am totally ready to start my life, 18 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,828 but I just don't know if Keith is marriage material. 19 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,221 My mom thinks I should test his love by saying I'm knocked up. 20 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,642 If he doesn't propose on the spot, 21 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:17,497 I just demand that he gives me $600 for the abortion, 22 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,702 dump him, and ease my sadness with a brand-new pair of Jimmy Choos. 23 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,708 That's how she got her rad shoe collection in college. 24 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:28,110 Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk, 25 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,015 it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me. 26 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,930 Honey, they got that almond biscotti J.D. loves. 27 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,293 I was wondering if I could borrow some money so I could get him some. 28 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,469 No, you got him a present yesterday. 29 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:41,833 - The point is, you can't force it, okay? - Yeah. 30 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:43,944 Here you go, babe. 31 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,179 - I think we should move in together. - Awesome! 32 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,821 - Oh, babe! - Turk, where's my coffee? 33 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,099 Turk? 34 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:57,852 Turk? 35 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,295 Hey, thanks for the biscotti, Obi-Brown. 36 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,485 No problem, Luke. 37 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,700 And thanks for answering my page. I really want to rent this place, 38 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,872 but once I told the landlord about my DUl 39 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,882 and how I sometimes pass out when I poo, 40 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,964 he said I need someone to co-sign the lease. 41 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,163 - What's with that? - I have no idea. 42 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,310 Awesome ceiling fan. 43 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:23,454 - What happened, are you okay? - It was a totally unavoidable accident. 44 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,684 Check out the hand skills. 45 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,409 That is awesome. 46 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,567 Yeah, you want to see awesome? Turn it up. 47 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:44,741 - Turn it off! Turn it off! - This thing came off. 48 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,504 This thing came off. 49 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:51,243 He was a beautiful black blur. 50 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,456 There is not a doctor in the world 51 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:11,114 that would disagree with Brian Dancer when he said... 52 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,871 Head wounds suck. 53 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,218 I mean, I feel better, but I still can't concentrate 54 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,721 and my motor skills are shot. Hell, I can't even write. 55 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,218 Hi, Brian. 56 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:24,765 Oh, my God. It's an angel. 57 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,434 That nasty burlesque dancer with syphilis 58 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,388 forgot her damn ostrich feathers. 59 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,704 We're a little busy in here, Laverne. 60 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,286 That was a weird one. 61 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:45,066 Hi, I'm Anne Chase, Brian's physical therapist. 62 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,697 I'd love to put my ear on her butt to see if I could hear the ocean. 63 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,264 Brian, you're doing that thing where you say your thoughts out loud. 64 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,482 It's a side-effect of his injury. 65 00:03:57,529 --> 00:04:00,123 It wasn't, but we'd been having fun since we came up with that. 66 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,801 All right, Brian, what do you think we should set as a goal? 67 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:07,087 I want to be able to write my name by the end of the month. 68 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:11,846 Yup, the next month was gonna be really difficult for a lot of us. 69 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:16,047 See, this way, I will know if Keith and I have a future in a month. 70 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:19,679 So, anyway, I can't do surgery for a month. 71 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,644 Hey, Dr Kelso, I was wondering, 72 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,564 how does one apply for paid disability leave? 73 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,604 Nice try, Turkleton, but the medical staff is shorthanded, 74 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:29,648 what with Gloria on bed rest. 75 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:33,057 Gloria's having twins! My lady's having my babies! 76 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,463 Damn right. 77 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:38,244 I'm gonna have your babies so hard, baby. 78 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,194 So, you're saying I'm going to be a medical attending for a month? 79 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,045 Attending? You don't have the training for that. 80 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,597 You're going to be a resident again. 81 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,066 Good morning, reasons why I drink. 82 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,327 You may have noticed that we have a new face in our group. 83 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,139 Oh, these glasses, they're not prescription, 84 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,568 but I figured I'd wear them so I could fit in with you medical geeks. 85 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,829 Know what I'm saying? 86 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,964 Cool, a new black resident! 87 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:04,550 Oh, it's just Turk. 88 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,110 - Hey, Turk! - What's happening, J. D? 89 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:11,808 Hey, hey, hey! What is up with the giant novelty pen? 90 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:16,176 It's an occupational therapy pen. Brian can't hold small objects. 91 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,633 I had an ex-girlfriend who had the same problem. 92 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,499 Kidding, no she didn't. That's... That's awkward. 93 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,865 Son of a bitch, that's hot. 94 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:28,226 Brian, such foul language should never be uttered in front of a lady 95 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:32,415 with such delicate, soft ears. 96 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,663 I have another appointment. 97 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,075 - Right? - Man, why don't you just ask her out? 98 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,695 Brian, expertly flirting is one thing, 99 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,518 but I'm not ready to get back in the game yet. 100 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,630 I just got out of a serious relationship, 101 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,918 plus I'm a tent-dwelling poop-fainter who can't drive. 102 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,937 - I have a fibreglass skull. - It's always a competition with you. 103 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,741 Oh, my God, that was amazing. 104 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:09,146 - I know. Were you thinking about me? - Totally. Were you thinking about me? 105 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,849 I always think about you when I'm in the box, you know that. 106 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,638 Oh, babe. 107 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:21,331 Sweetie? This is actually my grandmother's coffee table, 108 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,301 so if you could just use coaster from now on. 109 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,963 Oh, the coaster argument. 110 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,496 You would not believe the stuff I had to put up with 111 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,442 when Turk and I first moved in together. 112 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,554 Do you know what I caught him doing in bed, 113 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,565 even though I was sleeping right next to him? 114 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,857 Hot wing? 115 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:56,185 Look, the point is, it's an adjustment. Get ready for some arguing. 116 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,809 Not us. He doesn't even mind sleeping in separate rooms. 117 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:04,041 Living with a guy before marriage makes me feel too whorey. 118 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,688 You can live in separate states, 119 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,759 but if you're doing the nasty before you get married, 120 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,810 your ass is gonna burn. 121 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:17,498 Okay, kids, time to put the spotlight on Mr Cocky-Pants. 122 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,733 Name a test, any test, that you would run for lupus. 123 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,050 Lupus... 124 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,174 Does she live on the second floor? 125 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:31,815 Does she live upstairs from you? 126 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,552 I think you have seen her before... 127 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,903 Still waiting. 128 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:41,838 - Antinuclear antibody test. - Anti-something, something test. 129 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,695 It really is just super that you're here with us 130 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:48,632 as a reminder that surgeons really are simply ignorant scalpel jocks. 131 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:53,125 Hell, after surgery, if there's the slightest medical issue, 132 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,787 you just turf the patient right down to us, the real doctors, 133 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,894 so we can pick up your slack. You cut and run, if you will. 134 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,659 That's right, it's not just a phrase used by political pundits who wear bow ties. 135 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,821 It is also the number one reason that all of you should pray to God, 136 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,347 or in your case, Rex, Moko the Samoan Bird King, 137 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:15,165 that you never have to be treated by these flesh-hungry butchers. 138 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,808 Jenny, take his glasses as a trophy. 139 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,447 I don't understand why you're so devoted to that guy. 140 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,060 He's got this strange power. 141 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:32,326 You wait, eventually you'll crave his approval and become just like me. 142 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:37,312 And still, as I thought about Dr Cox, I knew J.D. was right. 143 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,555 See? 144 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,985 Hey! Looks like I caught you admiring the old facial hair, huh? 145 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,745 - Oh, God! - Thank you. 146 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,058 I just found out that my great, great, great grandfather 147 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,274 was mutton chop enthusiast Ambrose Burnsides. 148 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,332 I'm bringing back the look to honour his memory. 149 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,335 It looks like tiny hamsters died all over your face. 150 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,142 That happened once, but no, this is just how I grow facial hair. 151 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,925 It starts out patchy, then it gloriously erupts, you'll see. 152 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,728 When this fills in, this look's gonna spread like wildfire. 153 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,606 Read 'em and weep. 154 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,239 - What are you doing in here? - Hiding from Anne, man. 155 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,470 Physical therapy is too hard. I'm getting nowhere. 156 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,328 I know you're scared, but you gotta stick with it. 157 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,639 That means a lot coming from someone who's scared to ask girls out on dates. 158 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,303 You know what, I'll make you a deal. 159 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,799 You stick with the physical therapy and I will ask Anne out. 160 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,145 - Deal? - Yeah. 161 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,611 I wonder what the odds are of Anne saying yes. 162 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,827 Never gonna happen, Q-Tip. 163 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,762 - Kelso just had his car washed. - I'm on it. 164 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,714 What did I eat last night? 165 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:59,407 Wow, everything's unpacked. Your stuff looks great, by the way. 166 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,724 You mean her stuff. She wouldn't let me put up my stuff. 167 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,981 Everything's awesome, we're great, everything's great. 168 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,147 What do you mean we're great? We haven't had box sex in days. 169 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:14,191 Everything was fine until Elliot broke out her unending list of insane rules, 170 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:18,649 like "Put all open cereal in giant Ziploc bags. " 171 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,068 Yeah, I don't see what's insane about not wanting spiders 172 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,926 to lay eggs in my Corn Flakes. That's how Carla's mom died. 173 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,520 - No, it wasn't. - You're supposed to be my best friend! 174 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:30,027 Elliot, you gotta cut each other a little bit of slack. 175 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,611 You know what, Keith? Carla's right. I mean, if we're gonna try... 176 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:34,831 Oh, my God! 177 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,921 How hard is it for you to use a fricking coaster, 178 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,048 you fricking fricky-frick? 179 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,256 What... Calm down, all right? So I forget once in a while. 180 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,269 Oh, "Once in a while"? 181 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,132 There. 182 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:51,836 As I went to ask Anne out 183 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:55,463 and felt the familiar light-headedness I get right before a poo-faint... 184 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:56,728 All better. 185 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,739 ...I thought about the deals we sometimes make. 186 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,268 Hello. Okay. 187 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,008 You know, Dr Cox, I wouldn't mind all the crap you've been giving me 188 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:11,046 if I was actually doing anything. You haven't asked me for help once. 189 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,851 Sometimes deals sting. 190 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,640 Because you can't. 191 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,692 Make a deal there, Gandhi. I will stop mocking you 192 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,680 if you just shut up and stay out of our way. 193 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,400 And sometimes a deal can ruin everything. 194 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,846 Here's the deal, Keith. My house, my rules. 195 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,981 Well, I thought this was our place. 196 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,466 No, Keith, this is my place. You just rent a room. 197 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,910 Still, my deal with Brian was to ask Anne out and he was watching, 198 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,875 so I only had one option, 199 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,465 ask her a random question I knew she'd say yes to. 200 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,775 - Was Papa Smurf the leader? - Yes. 201 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,416 She said yes! We're going out Friday. 202 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,130 I felt bad about my lie to Brian! Still, I... 203 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:06,715 I felt bad about my lie to Brian. Still, I knew I had to keep it going. 204 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,721 Done. 205 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,923 Later, babe. 206 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,766 Check out the back scratches. 207 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,760 Wow. Good first date, I take it. 208 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,769 Okay, go. 209 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:39,787 - Let's just say, "Kitty like to scratchy. " - Oh, yeah, she does. 210 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,695 Hey, but don't tell her that you know about us, okay? 211 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,965 Trying to keep it on the DL. That's how I roll. 212 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,660 Oh, yeah, sure. 213 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,187 Now, Dr Cox, there's gotta be something I can do to help. 214 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,668 Well, now, Gandhi, since you don't grasp the fact 215 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,616 that I think you're incompetent... 216 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,967 Ladies and gentlemen, pay attention, please. 217 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,708 Presenting, the world's longest shush. 218 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,222 I'm gonna go ahead and stop. 219 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,933 I'm not committing the way I normally do. 220 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:20,130 I'm gonna go away, regroup, maybe see you later. 221 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,016 I knew right then that somehow I'd make Dr Cox... 222 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,494 Seriously, dude, stop doing that. That's my thing. 223 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,824 So, since I told Keith he only rents a room, 224 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,013 he refuses to come out of it. It doesn't matter, he'll crack. 225 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,788 Probably not until after his party next week. 226 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,301 A party in his room? 227 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,116 Well, I'm off to my family vacation in Bermuda. 228 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:48,525 Every God-awful year Enid's wheelchair rusts in the salt water, 229 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,661 Harrison spends my money getting his hair braided by trannies 230 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,509 and I fall asleep in the sun. Don't page me. 231 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:04,493 - Damned trannies got me in my sleep. - That's just wrong. 232 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,869 What are you up to, baby? 233 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,932 I've been using all my down time to study medicine, 234 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,530 so I can prove to Dr Cox I'm not just another dumb surgeon. 235 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,244 But every time I crack open these books, 236 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,110 my brain says, "Who cares about this crap?" 237 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,536 Then I wonder if we have any frozen sugar-free fruit juice pops at home. 238 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,415 I'm gonna help you study tonight and for every right answer that you get, 239 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,769 I'm gonna give you a bite of frozen fruit juice pop 240 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:32,782 or, if you'd prefer, I can remove an item of clothing. 241 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,879 Okay, a major indicator of hypokalemia is? 242 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:45,890 - A potassium level under 3.5. - Right! And here comes your reward! 243 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,578 - Yeah, come to daddy! - Yeah. 244 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,494 Say, baby, what happened to your shirt? 245 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,640 Oh, Izzy spit up on me earlier. 246 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,492 Well, how come you ain't put a new one on? 247 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,413 To mutton chops! 248 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,628 Actually, these are fake. You all look ridiculous. 249 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,100 Now, I did this to make a point, okay? 250 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:18,643 You have to think for yourself, don't be a sheep, follow the fold. 251 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,270 I want you to repeat after me, I think for myself. 252 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,344 - I think for myself. - I think for myself. 253 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,902 You can't tell me what say. 254 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,844 - You can't tell me what say. - You can't tell me what say. 255 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,247 I won't say this. 256 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,499 - I won't say this. - I won't say this. 257 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,798 Unbelievable. 258 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,615 - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 259 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,326 Hello. It's a little noisy, Keith. 260 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,443 Hey, everyone, my landlord wants us to keep quiet. 261 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,568 Carla? 262 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,970 Give me a break. I haven't partied since the baby was born. 263 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,575 I told Brian I was taking Anne to the Poconos, now he wants pictures. 264 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,148 You have to help me morph the photos 265 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,052 I secretly took of her on my camera phone 266 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,447 onto the pictures from our fall foliage getaway. 267 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,264 Dude, why don't you just ask Anne out? 268 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,454 I don't know. 269 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,588 That way you don't have to lie to Brian. 270 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,557 It's the right thing to do, just like me studying my ass off. 271 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,955 Now, if you'll excuse me, watch me drop some knowledge on Dr Kizz-ox. 272 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,213 Good luck. 273 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,992 Excuse me, coming through. 274 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:24,861 So, this patient has fever of 103, renal failure and platelets of 25,000. 275 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,139 What is the diagnosis and management? 276 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,133 Put them down! 277 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:36,087 It's obvious the patient is septic. I'd treat him with an activated protein C. 278 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,721 Dr Turk, that's just an excellent diagnosis. 279 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,365 However, with his low platelet count, 280 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:50,628 treatment with activated protein C would cause what, class? 281 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:53,077 - Brain haemorrhage! - Brain haemorrhage! 282 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,660 - And what would that cause? - His death! 283 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,073 Sorry, I got so excited. Everyone's yelling things out. 284 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,630 Hey, Ron. 285 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,725 I told you this would happen. 286 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:09,173 I can't take you seriously until you take off the janitor's mutton chops. 287 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,414 Why is it that when it comes to relationships, 288 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,890 people can't take advice from someone that's already been through it? 289 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,427 - We're different than you and Turk. - You aren't. 290 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,175 We're not gonna go through the same things you did. 291 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,327 You are. 292 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,932 - Our love is special. - It isn't. 293 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,444 - How can you say that? - Well, she doesn't get it, babe. 294 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,655 Oh, babe. 295 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,945 I need some new people in my life. 296 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,844 Okay, it's now or never. 297 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,871 Excuse me, Anne? Hey. 298 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,573 My life really hasn't been in the best place lately. 299 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,695 I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who I impregnated on the first date. 300 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,421 Don't worry, she miscarried, okay. 301 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,966 And I haven't even begun to think about asking anyone else out, 302 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,916 mostly because I'm concerned that the stress that lovemaking 303 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,438 would put on my body might cause me to pass out, 304 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:08,457 much like I do when I defecate. I also live in a tent and just got a DUl. 305 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,113 I know that as a physical therapist, 306 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,014 you can appreciate someone who's trying to get their life back on track. 307 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,570 Will you please let me take you to dinner 308 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,360 and show you that I'm really just a nice guy 309 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,752 who's fallen on some hard times? 310 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,011 No. 311 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,994 Well, just no? Do you wanna elaborate on the "no"? 312 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,768 Nope. 313 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,727 So, I lied. 314 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:38,145 And when I finally did ask Anne out, she said no. 315 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,045 - Well, did she elaborate? - She did not. 316 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,815 The thing about failure 317 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:45,148 is how supportive the people close to you can be. 318 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,569 Well, hey, man, it's no big deal. 319 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,423 At least you got back in the game, right? 320 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,977 So, Dr Cox, the cast comes off tomorrow. 321 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,011 Any last-minute shots you want to take at me? 322 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,339 You have diabetes and you can't eat cupcakes. 323 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,586 Wow! 324 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,279 Look, you may never have the same grasp on medicine 325 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,715 as we real doctors do, but you're miles ahead 326 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,175 of your fellow numb-nut surgeons. 327 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,096 We're okay for now, but I still don't know if Keith is marriage material. 328 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,080 You guys made it through a month and you still wanna live together. 329 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,995 A lot of couples never make it that far. 330 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,311 Yeah, but... 331 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,802 I don't feel like I accomplished anything. 332 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,220 Ladies and gentlemen, 333 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,296 Brian would like to sign his name on the insurance papers. 334 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,499 - Here you go. - All right. 335 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,490 - Not bad, huh? - That's great. 336 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:51,138 Brian made us realise how huge our smallest accomplishments really are. 337 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:58,054 Whether it's having a little more knowledge than your colleagues... 338 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,632 Todd, our appendectomy patient may be hypertensive. 339 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,177 Let the medical wienies deal with it. Wienie-roast five! 340 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,855 Dude, don't be such a surgeon. Let's go check her out. 341 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,843 ...or easing up on the rules for the sake of your relationship, 342 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,316 or finally being ready to get back in the game. 343 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,513 - Hey, Katie. You wanna grab a drink? - Yeah, but not with you. 344 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,242 I'm back! 345 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,088 So, they let you back on the road, huh? 346 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,987 Well, sort of. 347 00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,423 They hooked up this nifty breathalyser on my scooter. 348 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:42,406 If there's any trace of alcohol at all on my breath, it won't start for 24 hours. 349 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,778 Yeah, that's where you blow. 350 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,741 Well, better start my shift.