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<i>Today was Laverne's funeral,</i>

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<i>but Dr Cox was having more trouble
adjusting to his new baby's name.</i>

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What's wrong with Jennifer Dylan?

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You named our daughter J.D.

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<i>It's a beautiful morning</i>

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J. D!

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Sorry, I was thinking
about something else.

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Why would you do such a thing?

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I was hoping that you would hate
the name so much

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that you wouldn't be able
to hide your spite from your daughter

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and she would love me more than you.

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I've got to go.

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Don't forget,
momma's coming home tomorrow,

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so the fridge needs to be restocked
with rice cakes and vodka.

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Jordan, while you were on bed rest
for the last two months,

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I served as mother,
father, butler, breadwinner

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and, thanks to our son's penchant
for eating nickels and

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your irrational fear that they're never
going to pass through his system,

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poo-poo sifter.

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I was hoping that, upon your return,

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you would start to assume
some domestic responsibilities.

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Pass.

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<i>Amazing grace</i>

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<i>How sweet the sound</i>

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<i>That saved...</i>

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<i>The music was so perfect that
for a moment it made us all happy.</i>

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<i>Well, most of us.</i>

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I'll tell you why they sound
that good, Roy.

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Because they show up for practise.

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<i>Everyone reacts differently at funerals.</i>

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<i>Some people wear their emotions
on their sleeves,</i>

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<i>others are more stoic,</i>

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<i>and there's always that one guy
who's completely inappropriate.</i>

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I did her autopsy.

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I'm her uncle.

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Your niece had beautiful guts.

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Nice save, chief.

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<i>As for me, I couldn't help but imagine
what my own funeral would be like.</i>

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<i>My girl wants to party all the time</i>

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<i>Party all the time</i>

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Yeah!

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And as you know,
J.D. only had two requests

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and that is that the choir sing the song

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that would remind us
of how much he loved to party,

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and that he could get one last hug
from each of you.

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You're the only one
I never faked it with.

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It's true.

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Hell, I...

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I love you, Newbie.

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I should have done this
a long time ago.

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I knew you loved me!

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I just had to fake my own death
to prove it!

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He loves me, everyone!

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- Can I get an amen?
- Amen!

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God is good!

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Worth it.

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And then we'd have my real funeral.

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- Are you an idiot?
- No, sir, I'm a dreamer.

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Brothers and sisters,
as we leave here today,

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let's not mourn Laverne's passing.

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- Amen?
- Amen!

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Let us celebrate her life,
for isn't that what she'd want us to do?

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That's where she got that.

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Let us live like she lived

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and don't be afraid to open your heart
to those that are dear to you. Amen?

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Amen.

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And always make sure you put yourself
in other people's shoes

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before you judge them. Is that all right?

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That's right.

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And no matter how busy life gets,

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I want you to take 20 minutes
every day for yourself,

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so you can reflect on who you are
as one of God's children. Amen?

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Amen.

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I love you and there's absolutely
nothing you can do about it.

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Thank you for coming.

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<i>Amazing grace</i>

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<i>It was weird because even though
we were all caught up in the moment,</i>

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<i>once we got to work,
we fell right back into our routines.</i>

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Turk, she's back.

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Oh, my God, Tammy Two Toes.

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So that's it?

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One second we're mourning Laverne

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and the next you're making up
ridiculous nicknames?

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Baby, what am I supposed to call her?

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Her name's Tammy
and she's got two toes.

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I hate this.

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Everybody's moving on
as if Laverne was never even here.

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Babe...

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It's like her feet are giving me
the peace sign.

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<i>What Carla didn't know
was that some people</i>

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<i>were already taking
Laverne's life lessons to heart.</i>

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Perry, could I ask you a favour?

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Actually, Bob,
out of respect for Laverne, no.

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You see, according to the
Right Reverend Jimmy T. Gibbons,

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that's the name I gave
the minister in my mind,

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every day, Bob, every day,
I am to take 20 minutes for myself.

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Right about now,
I'm going to be entering my imaginary,

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soundproof glass bubble.

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That way, I don't have to be...

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I was just going to ask you
to keep your yapper shut

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while I read the paper,
so everybody wins.

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Dr Cox.

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You might want to knock.
He's in an imaginary glass bubble.

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- What?
- I need help with a patient.

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Twenty minutes.

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Hey, how long does it take
for an old woman to bleed to death?

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<i>I still had the post-funeral blues,</i>

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<i>so I pulled out my secret weapon
to bribe Turk into hanging out with me.</i>

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I'm going to get
that sour ball today, right?

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If I give it up right away,
you won't respect me.

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Hello, Mr Frances.

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When did your son start having
stomach pains?

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Oh, I'm sorry, you're deaf.
It's okay, it's all right.

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Will you help me communicate
with your dad?

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Oh, you're deaf, too.
What are the odds?

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I'm a doctor,
I should probably know that.

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Here, I'll just write the questions down.
Give me your pen.

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I don't have a pen.
My pockets are empty.

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Except for the sour ball.

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Turk, there never was a sour ball.

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I knew that,
I just didn't want to believe it.

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Dr Cox.

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- Do you know sign language?
- I know just one sign.

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It means leave me alone
for 20 minutes or die painfully.

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Dr Cox.

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We can't place the chest tube
in Mr Carney and he's crashing,

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- so I'd really...
- For the love of God!

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Dr Kelso, do you know sign language?

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Is that a really commonly used sign?

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I'm calling personnel.

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There's got to be someone in
this hospital that does sign language.

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Doctors.

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- Get out of here.
- Get the heck out of here!

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You don't know how to sign...

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Elliot, I know I was supposed
to be sad at that funeral,

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but all I could think about was

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how lucky I am to have you
in my life, you know?

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I'm sorry, I'm just not really
in the mood for relationshipy talk.

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Yeah, sure.

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And don't you dare remove that tie.

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Let me guess, you want to do
some crazy, sexual role-playing.

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No! I just never get the chance
to see you in a suit, that's all.

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- Elliot.
- Fine.

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I'm a trailer-trashy pop star
who rarely wears underwear

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and you're one of my back-up dancers

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who's not quite sure
about his sexuality yet!

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No, I don't want to do Britney
and K-Fed any more.

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Ever since the divorce, it's too sad.

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Okay...

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You're one of Rhode Island's
top defence attorneys

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and I have just hired you
because I killed my husband

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in an argument
over my addiction to painkillers.

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Got it.

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"His medical records are in Michigan
with his mom.

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"He's only with me for a week. "

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Okay, well,
tell him we're going to run some tests

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and we'll be back
once we get the results.

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How do you know sign language?

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Well, when I was in high school, I was
a volunteer janitor at the Hoboken Zoo.

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And one night I was out plucking
peacock feathers to sell for pens

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when I noticed Gary the gorilla making
the sign for food.

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I gave him my Danish,
he gave the sign for "Thank you. "

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Those were the only two signs
that Gary knew, except for "boobs. "

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- He liked them big and hairy.
- Join the club, player.

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- Get away.
- Okay.

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So, eventually, Gary, I'm sorry to say,
died of lung cancer.

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For that I blame myself because
I used to share my smokes with him.

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But he also piqued
my interest in signing,

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and in his memory
I took my first signing class.

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Is any of that true?

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Someone would have to
read it back to me.

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What's up your caboodle?

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Caboodle?

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Oh, it's a new word I'm trying out
to replace "ass. "

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I have loose morals
and I'm living in sin,

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so still hoping that not being
a potty mouth will get me into heaven.

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Well, I was just thinking
it would be nice

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if people at least acted like
they missed Laverne, you know?

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Hey, Elliot. Look...

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I know this weekend
is our one-year anniversary,

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but my college buddy, Donny, is
in Vegas and he wants me to fly out.

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- Coolio.
- All right.

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Are you for real?

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That's a trick, right?

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I mean, when he comes back
from Vegas,

186
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you're going to tear him a new one.

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No.

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With Keith, I've decided I'm going
to be the best girlfriend ever.

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If that means skipping
some silly anniversary, that's fine.

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If it means having some crazy sex

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and then running off without cuddling
to go meet the fellas for a beer, great.

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I might cry.

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Man, if you were just 40 years older.

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Hey, check this out.

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Not only does our deaf kid only
have a mild case of gastroenteritis,

196
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they just faxed me his medical history.

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His condition is congenital.

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They tried a hearing aid
with no results,

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but I think he's a perfect candidate
for a cochlear implant.

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00:10:02,597 --> 00:10:05,270
- I think we can make this kid hear.
- Dude, that's amazing.

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Can you teach me how to sign,
"I think we can fix your son's hearing"?

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Or I could just tell him?

203
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I think it's best if he hear it
from a doctor.

204
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No, you just want the glory.

205
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Are you really that emotionally needy?

206
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Have we not met?

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Oh, you're right.
I'm sorry, wasn't thinking.

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Look, why don't we go in there
and split the glory three ways, okay?

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Let's go, the three doctors.

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<i>Nothing is ever easy around here.</i>

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<i>Whether it's something as simple as
trying to find 20 minutes for yourself...</i>

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Dr Cox, can we go somewhere
and talk about Laverne for a while?

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That sounds like exactly
what I want to do.

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<i>Or something as big as finding out</i>

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<i>your relationship isn't going
as well as you thought.</i>

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Hey, Keith,
can you pass me a fake sugar?

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Elliot, this relationship
isn't working for me.

218
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Well, that sucks caboodle.

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<i>Still, none of that matters when you
get to change someone's life forever.</i>

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- What'd he say?
- He said, "No, thank you. "

221
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<i>No father would deny his son
the chance to hear,</i>

222
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<i>so we knew it had to be
a misunderstanding.</i>

223
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<i>We told the Janitor to clear things up.</i>

224
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You know, if we learnt sign language,

225
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we could talk in the movies
without Carla yelling at us.

226
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But it's so dark.
How could we see what we're signing?

227
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We'd get special
glow-in-the-dark signing gloves.

228
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Yeah, but then the popcorn butter
would get all over the gloves.

229
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Why do you keep poking holes in this?
We'd cut off the fingertips.

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Okay, I'm in.

231
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Well, I told him everything you said.

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His kid's the perfect age
for the procedure,

233
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his insurance will cover it
and he's still not interested.

234
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Elliot, I don't have a friend
in Vegas, okay?

235
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That was a test to see
if you even care about our anniversary.

236
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Obviously, you don't.

237
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Why are you trying to mess up
a good thing?

238
00:11:58,338 --> 00:12:00,329
Oh, so now my feelings don't count?

239
00:12:00,549 --> 00:12:02,107
Look, I...

240
00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:08,368
- Sir, can we help you here?
- Oh, you already are, sweetheart.

241
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,997
I forgot to bring my paper down here,
but this gabfest is just delicious.

242
00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:16,064
So, go on. You were
talking about your relationship,

243
00:12:16,314 --> 00:12:19,511
only it was like he's the chick
and you're the dude.

244
00:12:19,776 --> 00:12:21,414
All you think about is sex.

245
00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:23,363
Here we go, nag, nag, nag.

246
00:12:24,072 --> 00:12:25,141
You nagger.

247
00:12:25,323 --> 00:12:26,995
What'd you just call him,
you punk ass?

248
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,270
- A "nagger. "
- Okay, we're cool.

249
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,575
Elliot, you're always talking
to everyone else about marriage

250
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:38,428
and having babies, but you've never
seriously talked about it with me.

251
00:12:38,712 --> 00:12:40,270
I love you, okay?

252
00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:42,216
You know,
you've never said that to me before?

253
00:12:42,424 --> 00:12:44,460
And that's fine, I can wait.

254
00:12:44,968 --> 00:12:48,438
But if we're not moving
towards something, I need to know.

255
00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:52,328
So, are you going to say anything?

256
00:12:53,935 --> 00:12:56,085
I really don't know what I'd say.

257
00:12:56,313 --> 00:12:57,985
Well, then forget it.

258
00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:03,456
Bitches, huh?
What are you going to do?

259
00:13:06,281 --> 00:13:08,351
Okay, what's the problem?

260
00:13:08,575 --> 00:13:10,054
Laverne was our friend

261
00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:12,552
and people are walking around
like she never existed.

262
00:13:12,788 --> 00:13:14,016
It's not right, you know?

263
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:16,845
- Yeah, tough crap.
- Excuse me?

264
00:13:17,084 --> 00:13:20,759
You can't tell other people
how to feel, you just can't.

265
00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:22,718
Some want to cry, that's fine.

266
00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:25,801
Others may choose to laugh.
And guess what? That's okay, too.

267
00:13:26,051 --> 00:13:29,487
Plus, you don't know what's going on
inside people's heads. Take...

268
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:32,330
Take Pee Pants here.

269
00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:35,792
Now, how do you know he's not
thinking about Laverne right now?

270
00:13:36,061 --> 00:13:37,972
I am thinking about her.

271
00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:41,146
I haven't seen my cell phone
since her autopsy.

272
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,517
- You don't think if I call it...
- You're done.

273
00:13:44,778 --> 00:13:47,975
So, to sum up, tough crap.

274
00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:50,295
Hope that helps.

275
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:54,640
People, before I disappear
for 20 minutes,

276
00:13:54,913 --> 00:13:56,426
I want to make sure
all of my patients are alive.

277
00:13:56,623 --> 00:13:58,614
A simple "still here" will suffice.

278
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,313
Sound off like you got a pair.

279
00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:02,060
- Still here.
- Still here.

280
00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:06,500
Ted, we know denying surgery
isn't technically child abuse.

281
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,591
We're just wondering
if we have any legal recourse.

282
00:14:09,845 --> 00:14:11,915
Just give me one second.

283
00:14:12,848 --> 00:14:14,406
Are you looking for a legal precedent?

284
00:14:14,683 --> 00:14:17,800
No, I'm looking up the word "recourse. "

285
00:14:18,061 --> 00:14:19,494
Recourse...

286
00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:20,677
Dr Cox!

287
00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:23,165
What? What now?
What does somebody need now?

288
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,470
Our deaf patient's father
won't sign a consent form

289
00:14:25,694 --> 00:14:27,685
so he can have a cochlear implant.

290
00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:31,355
Who could you possibly go to
if the father won't sign?

291
00:14:31,616 --> 00:14:36,406
Here's a hint, it begins with an "M"
and ends with an "R."

292
00:14:36,747 --> 00:14:38,180
Marg Helgenberger.

293
00:14:38,373 --> 00:14:41,092
The mother, get the mother to sign it.
The mother will sign it.

294
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:42,926
- The mother! Come on...
- The mother! I told you!

295
00:14:43,128 --> 00:14:46,200
I'm glad it's not Marg.
We did not end well.

296
00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:48,925
Hell hath no fury
like a Helgenberger scorned.

297
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:50,761
Scorned...

298
00:14:51,219 --> 00:14:52,732
After "R"...

299
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,750
So, Keith's been on your case
about getting serious?

300
00:14:58,977 --> 00:15:02,936
Totally. Plus he wants me to be all,
like, open and honest about how I feel.

301
00:15:03,231 --> 00:15:05,586
I mean, do you guys talk like that
in your relationships?

302
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,377
I tell Turk I love him all the time.

303
00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:11,968
- I wish I'd told Laverne more.
- Downer!

304
00:15:12,908 --> 00:15:16,218
- I haven't seen you in a while.
- Oh, she just had a baby.

305
00:15:16,912 --> 00:15:19,790
Well, then how can you be drinking?
Aren't you breastfeeding?

306
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,395
I haven't decided.
Were you breastfed?

307
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:24,344
Of course I was.

308
00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:28,173
That is so interesting
'cause you're a slaggy buttinski

309
00:15:28,465 --> 00:15:30,854
who ended up becoming a waitress
for a living.

310
00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:33,653
Maybe breastfeeding isn't the answer.

311
00:15:35,722 --> 00:15:37,952
This is the greatest night ever.

312
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,221
You know what?

313
00:15:39,393 --> 00:15:40,872
I mean, if I really did have
deep feelings for Keith,

314
00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:42,972
I would've told him by now.

315
00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:46,665
- Maybe it is time to move on.
- That's a bunch of crap.

316
00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:50,267
- Excuse me?
- You're a chicken.

317
00:15:51,446 --> 00:15:54,119
In the last six years, I've seen you
get really close to one guy,

318
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:56,596
and that was J.D., and he crushed you.

319
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,136
And since then,
you've been so scared of getting hurt,

320
00:15:59,371 --> 00:16:02,169
I've seen you sabotage
every relationship you've been in.

321
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,613
Honestly, you must be crazy about
Keith to let him have survived this long.

322
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,949
But don't worry,
you'll be alone again soon enough.

323
00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:13,101
You know, Carla, sometimes
you can be a real caboodle-hole.

324
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:21,218
Oh, now, Bob, what the hell?

325
00:16:21,435 --> 00:16:23,790
Have you just been sitting
on your pruny keister all day

326
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,170
- reading the paper?
- Heavens, no.

327
00:16:26,398 --> 00:16:29,231
I also went downstairs
to get a cup of coffee.

328
00:16:31,653 --> 00:16:34,451
Well, it must be nice not having
everyone want a piece of you.

329
00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:37,337
If one more person interrupts
my me-time,

330
00:16:37,576 --> 00:16:39,373
I'm going to go ahead
and get a tattoo of my hand

331
00:16:39,578 --> 00:16:41,455
giving the middle finger
on the back of my head.

332
00:16:41,663 --> 00:16:42,652
Why not?

333
00:16:42,831 --> 00:16:46,141
It's not as though it could make
you look any more like a psychopath.

334
00:16:46,418 --> 00:16:49,490
Whatever it takes
to get them to leave me alone.

335
00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:51,188
You love it.

336
00:16:52,257 --> 00:16:55,169
- How's that?
- Being everybody's go-to guy.

337
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:59,231
Perry, people do not
do things over and over

338
00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:02,108
unless they get some kind of joy
out of it.

339
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:05,023
I've been watching you
for 20 years, champ.

340
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:08,546
Your joy comes from being needed.
That's who you are.

341
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,019
He wants to know what's going on.

342
00:17:16,198 --> 00:17:18,428
Tell him we're prepping his son
for surgery.

343
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:20,694
We got the mother's consent.

344
00:17:21,078 --> 00:17:24,787
And tell him,
if you know the sign, that is, "Boo-yah!"

345
00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:26,727
Boo-yah!

346
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,794
- Nazi salute.
- Oh, my bad.

347
00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:38,122
- Keith?
- What, Elliot?

348
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,472
How can I say this?

349
00:17:41,264 --> 00:17:43,141
Look, I once had a dog
named Precious.

350
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:46,023
He was a Great Dane
and I loved him so much.

351
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:49,227
I mean, even after he disemboweled
Old Lady Morgan's cat.

352
00:17:49,481 --> 00:17:51,278
Seriously, he, like, slit her
right down the middle

353
00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:54,077
and threw her up in the air
and then the guts just flew out of her

354
00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:56,196
like shiny red fireworks.

355
00:17:57,489 --> 00:17:59,241
Precious was such a sweet dog,

356
00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:02,521
and then one day,
out of the blue, he bit me.

357
00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:04,538
And I knew that my dad
would have him put down,

358
00:18:04,746 --> 00:18:07,544
so I said that I was bitten
by Mrs. Morgan's bulldog,

359
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,863
which, ironically enough, she had
gotten to replace the murdered cat.

360
00:18:11,128 --> 00:18:13,801
Anyway, they came
and took the bulldog away

361
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:16,197
and I never said a word.

362
00:18:18,343 --> 00:18:22,177
To this day, I wish that I had spoken up
before it was too late.

363
00:18:22,973 --> 00:18:25,965
- Do you know what I'm saying?
- Not even a little.

364
00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:33,366
I love you, Keith. I really do.

365
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,778
Got to go! See you!

366
00:18:39,823 --> 00:18:41,495
Elliot, come here.

367
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:02,626
And there he goes, off to surgery.
Fists in.

368
00:19:02,888 --> 00:19:03,843
Blow it up!

369
00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:06,501
You know what's weird?

370
00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:09,800
He doesn't seem like a bad dad.
He really loves that kid.

371
00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:12,451
It must be hard with the divorce.
He barely gets to see his son.

372
00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:13,838
It would kill me.

373
00:19:14,024 --> 00:19:17,334
Maybe being deaf was the biggest
connection he and his son had.

374
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:19,806
You know, when I was a kid, I made
my dad teach me sign language

375
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:22,100
so I could communicate
with my deaf sister.

376
00:19:22,324 --> 00:19:24,394
I ended up closer with her
than with anyone.

377
00:19:24,618 --> 00:19:26,973
Maybe Mr Frances is
afraid of losing that.

378
00:19:27,287 --> 00:19:28,959
Is any of that true?

379
00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:30,358
Mostly.

380
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,337
My dad died before I was born.

381
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,180
Wait a minute, I met your dad.

382
00:19:34,461 --> 00:19:36,179
You met a man.

383
00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:39,595
Guys, we should really go in there
and talk to him.

384
00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:45,942
<i>And like that, Carla knew that Nurse
Roberts was still in all of our heads,</i>

385
00:19:46,264 --> 00:19:49,176
<i>because even if Dr Cox never took
that 20 minutes for himself,</i>

386
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:50,583
<i>like the minister said,</i>

387
00:19:50,769 --> 00:19:53,602
<i>he still realised who he was
as one of God's children.</i>

388
00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:57,131
Dr Cox, we're having trouble
placing a central line...

389
00:19:57,818 --> 00:20:00,412
You know what? We'll handle it.

390
00:20:05,158 --> 00:20:07,911
It's okay, you can go.
I won't tell anyone.

391
00:20:08,495 --> 00:20:10,213
<i>Elliot had finally opened her heart,</i>

392
00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:12,848
<i>even though it made her feel
more vulnerable than ever.</i>

393
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,277
Hey, Susan, have you seen Keith?

394
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:15,892
We were supposed to meet here
to ride home together,

395
00:20:16,086 --> 00:20:17,235
but I can't seem to find him.

396
00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:20,299
- Hey, babe. You ready to go?
- Yeah.

397
00:20:31,351 --> 00:20:34,184
<i>As for us, even though it took a while,</i>

398
00:20:34,438 --> 00:20:36,827
<i>we finally put ourselves
in someone else's shoes.</i>

399
00:20:37,065 --> 00:20:40,375
Will you please tell him that
we know this must be hard for him?

400
00:20:40,652 --> 00:20:42,404
This must be hard for you.

401
00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:48,073
He knows. He'll be fine.
He just wants what's best for his son.

402
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:52,133
"Thank you for interpreting. "
Hey, no problem. That was for me.

403
00:20:52,372 --> 00:20:53,964
Very impressive.

404
00:20:54,624 --> 00:20:56,296
"Stop talking, idiot. "