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This saliva-heavy display
was because
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Keith was going out of town
for a few days.
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Come on, Elliot.
Let me just borrow it for the weekend.
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I promise I'll bring it back.
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No, I need it. Now, go.
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Whenever he goes away,
he always wants to take my tushie.
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Why doesn't he just do what I did
when we were dating?
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Wait until you fall asleep naked
and take a picture of it.
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- Did you actually do that?
- No!
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It's my screensaver.
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Whenever we're apart,
I always get so bummed.
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Well, then let's get you
cheered up, huh?
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Look what I just bought
in the back of Boys' Life,
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Spider-Man goggles.
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Still gloomy? Let's put on the wipers.
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Nothing?
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Dr Beardface!
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Let's see if he wants to play Macaroni.
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How do you play?
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One-nothing, your turn.
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Playing Macaroni was much more fun
than dealing with a hypochondriac.
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I have chest tinglies.
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Lloyd, you're 40 years old
and you're a delivery man,
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so you should be suffering
from a pretty severe case
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of the where-did-I-go-wrongsies,
but other than that, you're fine.
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I ran every test.
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There's nothing wrong with you.
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But the pain starts here
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and then it goes along,
and then skips this area,
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and then starts hurting again here, and
then, of course, there's the tinglies.
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I'm gonna head out now, Lloyd.
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- Doctor.
- Doctor.
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I call next on Macaroni.
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He plays?
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Dr Kelso,
would you mind using your gum
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to show Elliot your mad 'oni skills?
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Man, he's good.
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You know, you really
cheered me up today.
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God, I feel like
we haven't really hung out all year.
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- I really miss it.
- I know.
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Well, your boyfriend's out of town.
Let's hang out tonight.
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Oh, I'd love to, but I've got dinner with
the partners and I've got to work late.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Since I was checking out
that kid's awesome plastic cow,
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I saw Elliot's friend first.
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Elliot?
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Melody? Oh, my God!
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And just like that, they regressed
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to the two 19-year-old
sorority sisters they had once been.
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Dude, we should get out of here
before they look our way.
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Why?
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There's only one way to stop them!
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Show them the picture of Izzy!
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Go! Go!
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Must show picture!
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Girls?
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- Oh, my God, it's so good to see you.
- Yeah, it's been a while.
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- Good work.
- Hey.
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Hey, no, I lost mine.
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Thank you, Jerry.
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Hey, what's the deal
with Elliot's friend?
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Break her down for me, C-Bear.
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Okay, check it out. She and Elliot
went to college together, right?
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Welcome to Turk's Booty Breakdown.
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J.D., I gotta tell you,
I'm a huge fan of this chick.
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She seems smart, fun,
and she's got a little bit of a wild streak.
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Smack it and I'll do
a fake sexy "ooh" for you.
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Boys...
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Count it!
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Melody works as a
hotel reviewer for Zagat,
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has green eyes, perfect feet,
if you're into that.
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And here's the best part. Tell them!
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I'm single.
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Boo-yah!
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Bus Driver Dance us home.
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Driving, driving, passenger on.
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- Driving, driving, passenger on.
- Yeah!
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Why don't people dance
the Bus Driver any more?
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Because it's not a real dance.
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For us honkeys,
it's a very important dance.
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Driving, driving, inside the bus.
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Anyway, I know it's hard to believe,
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but when I first got to college,
I was a little bit of a...
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- Dork?
- Geek?
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Good-time Sally
who gave it away for free?
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I was the tramp, you old bitch.
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Liking her.
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You were so much fun.
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You know how Mel
got around campus?
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She'd just jump
on some random dude's back
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and then make him take her
wherever she wanted to go.
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Oh, remember that time
I made you do that with Grill Face?
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Yes!
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Come on, do it! Just pick a guy.
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- Go on!
- Okay.
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Let's go!
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I mean, before that happened,
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Grill Face's name was just Steve.
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Yeah.
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Why does this bed sheet
have two holes in it?
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That's on me.
Sometimes at night I haunt paediatrics.
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Yo, Mickhead, incoming.
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That is a double-bypass heart patient
with a ruptured spleen on the side.
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Hot damn.
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How come you don't ever give me
any of the good surgeries?
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I could do a bypass like... Done!
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Now, Gumball, that's hardly the point.
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The older surgical attendings
around here are warriors.
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Hell, if I screw with Mickhead,
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he'll send me
every bowel obstruction he gets.
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You, on the other hand,
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you're just not formidable enough
to have ever earned my respect.
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I don't even know
why I'm speaking with you.
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In fact, I'm going to stop talking
right in the middle of whatever I'm...
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Come on, Dr Cox, hook me up.
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You want a patient?
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Enjoy.
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Hey, weren't we
in an air band together?
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Maybe.
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I think so.
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Let's hit the town later.
I wanna roll with Nancy again.
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Who?
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That's the name
I gave her crazy wild side.
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I thought that was Jenji.
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No, Jenji's your super-sensitive,
neurotic side.
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You don't still think I'm neurotic,
do you?
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Because that would make me
so bummed. I mean,
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I thought that I'd done
so much work with all...
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Easy, Jenji.
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Breathe, breathe.
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Later.
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I thought you were too busy
to go out tonight.
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Please, it's Mel. I dropped everything.
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She didn't do that for you.
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God, it's so weird. She hasn't changed
at all since college.
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I love her for that.
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Hey, you can tag along if you want.
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"Tag along"?
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Let her know you're upset,
but be subtle.
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I'd love to.
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Okay, there's nothing wrong
with you, Lloyd.
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Your enzymes are negative,
you have a normal echo.
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Does heart trouble
even run in your family?
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Well, my uncle was shot in the heart.
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Okay, that helps.
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- Really?
- No.
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- Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
- Hey, it's okay.
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But now the Ghost That Hates Spills
is going to come.
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Who?
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You're right, Devin.
He might come this very night.
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And, as you know,
that ghost's entire family was killed
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by a careless spill, just like yours.
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Just like yours.
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Okay, this ends now.
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Do you know how messy kids can be,
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and how clean this place
has been ever since
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the ghost?
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And besides,
I'm only picking on the tonsil cases,
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the spoiled ones,
getting ice cream for every meal.
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Do you know what I had to eat
when I had my tonsils out?
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- What?
- Hot coffee and granola bars.
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Hot and scratchy, hot and scratchy!
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- Are you insane?
- I'm a little bit tired.
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I was up all night
learning to rollerblade.
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I want the ghost to be
a little bit more glide-y.
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Thanks, bro.
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Nice drink. Does it come in hetero?
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It does, but I didn't like it.
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Elliot's running 20 minutes late.
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You want to play darts
or maybe sing show tunes?
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Don't say show tunes, it's a trap.
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I mean, I guess we could make out.
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Wait, what now?
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Yeah, I know it's a little bit trampy,
but what the hell, so am I.
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The one thing I have tweaked
now that I'm an adult is,
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I mean, I'll mack anyone,
but that's where I draw the line.
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At macking?
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Yeah. And if you get too into it, I'll stop.
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- You want to think about it?
- What?
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Well, this is fun.
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- Hands at your side.
- Sorry.
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What the hell?
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He was turfed back to you from surgery
with endocarditis.
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Dr Turk said I was a present for you.
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Is he doing the Bus Driver?
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Yeah, dude.
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Don't get comfortable.
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"Aortic dissection"?
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"Pulmonary embolism"?
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No.
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"Splenic impart"?
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Hell, no!
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It's okay, I'll walk myself back.
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Heads up!
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Exciting news there, Milk Dud.
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I've convinced young Lloyd in there
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that the arm pain that he thought
was a heart attack
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is actually just what, Lloyd?
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Arm pain, Perry.
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A 100% surgical issue.
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It's O-V-E-R. I win.
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And, for your dignity's sake,
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please stop trying to play
with the big boys.
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As I kissed Melody, knowing we were
headed somewhere amazing...
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You moaned, we're done.
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No, no, no.
We're just macking, right back in.
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Where are your hands?
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In your pants.
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- Let's just put these there.
- All right.
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You know what's so amazing? It's like,
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I haven't seen Elliot in so long
and now she's this big-time doctor.
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I just wonder what she thinks,
you know, seeing me.
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I was still mad at Elliot, so I said this.
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She actually said she thought
it was a little weird
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that you haven't changed since college.
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I left out that Elliot loved that.
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Hey, guys!
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We've all made
a few rash moves in our time.
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Now it's really over.
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Oh, yeah? What did you do, kill him?
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- What's up, dude?
- What's up?
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You said it was arm pain,
so I operated on his arm.
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But there was nothing wrong with him.
Are you crazy?
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Look, the man wanted something done,
I did it.
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End of story.
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Good day.
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Ultimately, you have to hope
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your rash move doesn't cause
too many problems.
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Okay, Jenji's wondering
whether or not her hair is working,
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but Nancy is ready to roll.
What's the plan?
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I'm sorry, I have to get going.
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Is she pissed at me?
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Why would she be pissed?
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- Hey, Elliot, are you and Melody okay?
- No.
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She wouldn't even tell me
why she's so pissed.
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God, it's so weird
how we always regress
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when we're with people from our past,
you know?
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I mean, she's being
just as passive-aggressive
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as she was when we were 19.
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I'm actually wishing she had
a boyfriend I could go mack with
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to get back at her.
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Okay, this has gone far enough.
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You can't just mess up
Elliot and Melody's friendship.
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You have to come clean.
Tell her you started their fight.
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I guess it doesn't really matter, anyway.
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I mean, she's already left town.
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Or you can say nothing.
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Well, since Keith is still gone,
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maybe we could use
that rain check tonight and hang out.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, I'd like that.
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Cool.
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Boo.
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That can't be good.
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Look, in this world,
when you're trying to settle a score,
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there's things you can do
and things you cannot do.
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Under no circumstances can you ever
perform unnecessary surgery
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just to unload an annoying patient.
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Did I get drunk last night
and send you an email
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asking for your opinion
about what I did?
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I don't know. I didn't check.
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Dr Turkleberry,
can you please explain to me
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why you performed surgery
on that patient?
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Better yet, you can tell it
to the ethics committee later on today.
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Maybe they'll just slap you
with a suspension,
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instead of taking away your licence.
267
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That night, Elliot and I went out,
just the two of us.
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Okay, how many beers?
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I'd say about eight
before she would do you.
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Yeah, it was just like old times.
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Hello, Elliot.
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Hit that thing.
It stops like that all the time.
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Hey, I'm the Fonz.
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- Did he see that?
- No.
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Good. Elliot, we're adults now.
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I don't want to behave the way
we used to, and I'm not leaving mad.
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I don't even know why you're mad.
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You told J.D. that it was weird
I haven't changed since college.
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Yeah, I said that I love that about you.
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Did I not mention that?
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm reading Mr Gertner's chart,
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but if you'd like me to be more specific,
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I'm also standing, breathing,
thinking and now talking,
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which is actually preventing me
from what I was originally trying to do.
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00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:27,171
Turk's career is in danger and you're
going to toss that attitude my way?
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I never asked him
to operate on that guy.
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No, you tortured him
into playing a game
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he shouldn't have been playing.
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Never mind that you and I are
supposed to be friends,
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and that I just had a baby
that I was hoping
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my husband would help support.
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00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:42,368
What horrible thing did Turk do to
piss you off in the first place?
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He asked me to occasionally
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toss him a good surgery.
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00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:52,730
Well, if he didn't apologise for that,
let me do it for him.
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He's so sorry.
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Don't worry about it.
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00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,003
You know what? I should probably go.
It's late.
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00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,224
Forgot to pay my cheque.
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- Here's a credit card for you.
- Thanks.
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00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,602
It's quiet in here.
I think the music went off again.
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00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,150
Someone want
to tap that jukebox for me?
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00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,156
No? Okay.
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00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,459
Wow, you guys can stare
an awfully long time
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without letting your eyes blink.
That's amazing. That's...
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I try and do that and I
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00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,796
can never really
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do it,
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when I've tried.
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- Sorry, the, machine's busted.
- Unfortunate. Okay...
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Thank you, Frank. I will pay cash.
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Ben Franklin, here,
should take care of things.
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A $ 100 bill.
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00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,308
I don't got change for that.
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00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,058
He doesn't "got change,"
that's how he says that. Okay.
317
00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:02,266
Surely one of my lady friends could...
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00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,427
No. All right, you know what?
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00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:09,386
I'm going to pay $ 100
for that Appletini.
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00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,509
I like you, you're a good barman.
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00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,633
You never tease me
when I order the 'tinis.
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Drink them myself.
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Good night.
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00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,872
I can't spend $ 100 on an Appletini,
it's absurd!
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00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,987
That's like 10 'tinis, with a tip!
326
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,595
No, there must be something else
that I can buy.
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00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:31,136
How much is
that weird mounted fox tail?
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00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,050
Actually, that's a beard.
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00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,473
You'll probably keep that then.
Probably a family heirloom.
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00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,820
You know what, Frank?
I'm going to do it.
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$ 100 for one Appletini
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that was, frankly, light on the 'tini.
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00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,547
All right. Good night.
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00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:51,978
- Found a fiver in my pocket.
- No.
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00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,135
Okay. Keep that, too.
336
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,861
Well, of course I'd like
to get to know you better.
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00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,531
What is it, Perry?
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00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,260
Bob,
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00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,874
what I'm about to say is so painful,
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00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:11,581
that I plan on erasing it
from my memory tonight
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00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:13,701
by drinking a fifth of Jack
and challenging...
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00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,423
One moment, Perry. I want to see this.
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00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,328
Go ahead.
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00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,375
I know that Gandhi messed up, I do.
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00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,193
But I need you to let him off the hook.
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00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,903
And why is that?
347
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,608
Because I pushed him into it, okay?
348
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:36,955
Or because he's a good person,
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or better yet,
because he's a good surgeon.
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00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,157
Then I'll think about it. Bye-bye.
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00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:46,768
Sometimes, standing up for someone
still isn't enough
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to make the guilt go away.
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00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,635
That is cool.
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No scar!
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00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,139
You never operated on him?
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00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,317
But he said
he watched his own surgery.
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00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,114
He thinks he did.
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00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,655
I put up a divider,
sprayed on some local anesthetic
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00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:16,559
and then put
Mrs Nawabi's heart surgery on the TV.
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00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:21,636
What's that thing?
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00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,660
That's your shoulder sack.
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00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:24,843
Dude.
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00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:27,199
You tricked me?
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00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,196
I couldn't have done it
without my supporting players.
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00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:33,280
Ladies and gentlemen, my muse,
my shining light,
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Miss Carla Turk.
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00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,997
Stop being mean to my husband.
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00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,872
And, of course, playing
the cantankerous Chief of Medicine,
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00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,512
you know him, you love to hate him,
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00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:49,300
Dr Bob Kelso!
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00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,486
Again.
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00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,415
That was fun.
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00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,070
Don't mess with me ever again.
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00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:18,834
- I'm so proud of you, baby.
- You know I do what I do...
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00:19:23,414 --> 00:19:26,008
J.D., what the hell
were you doing in there?
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00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,285
I don't know.
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00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,448
I guess I was just pissed off
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00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,777
because you cancelled your plans
for Melody but not for me.
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00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,314
She was only in town
for a couple of days.
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00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:36,905
I get it, I'm an idiot. It's just that, Elliot,
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00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,896
when was the last time
we made any time for each other?
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00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,258
We used to be so close
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00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:45,789
and it just doesn't feel like
we are any more.
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00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:49,952
Look, you know what it's like
when you're in a relationship.
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00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,587
Not to mention work.
Plus, Turk's your best friend
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00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,092
and Carla's my best friend.
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00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:57,076
I want to be Turk's best friend
and your best friend.
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00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,447
I just don't want to lose you.
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00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,250
Then we'll both try harder.
390
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,516
Take me over to them.
391
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,310
Come on, now, mush!
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00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:13,812
I guess all relationships
have to evolve.
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00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,644
Gandhi, incoming!
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00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:19,785
Mr Randolph's Nissen fundoplication
is all yours.
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00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:27,289
There's nothing you can do to stop it,
even if you wanted to.
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00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:31,838
Keith?
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00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:35,300
Elliot, I didn't go home
to see my family.
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00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:40,616
I went to see your father
to ask his permission to do this.
399
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,555
Elliot, will you marry me?
400
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,434
No way!
401
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,782
Yeah, such is life.