1 00:00:02,592 --> 00:00:04,822 Now that Elliot had accepted Keith's proposal, 2 00:00:05,053 --> 00:00:06,691 it was time to start planning the wedding. 3 00:00:06,888 --> 00:00:10,039 Okay, so I took a picture of the church that we're gonna be married in. 4 00:00:10,308 --> 00:00:12,868 Only imagine that the hearse out front is actually a horse and a carriage, 5 00:00:13,103 --> 00:00:14,775 and the people in the coffins are us. 6 00:00:14,979 --> 00:00:16,970 You already picked the church? 7 00:00:17,190 --> 00:00:18,828 Yeah, I've reserved it for the third weekend in July 8 00:00:19,025 --> 00:00:20,617 every year since I was 19. 9 00:00:20,819 --> 00:00:23,049 When I tell Father O'Neill that I actually need it this time, 10 00:00:23,279 --> 00:00:25,634 he is going to crap a Communion cracker. 11 00:00:25,865 --> 00:00:27,583 Now, being that it's already May, 12 00:00:27,784 --> 00:00:29,615 we have to decide if we want to get married in two months, 13 00:00:29,828 --> 00:00:31,261 or a year and two months. 14 00:00:31,454 --> 00:00:34,764 Women tend to hear one thing when men offer them wedding advice. 15 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:36,394 So when Keith said this... 16 00:00:36,584 --> 00:00:39,576 Elliot, two months isn't enough time to plan a wedding. 17 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:41,722 Elliot heard this... 18 00:00:42,757 --> 00:00:46,386 Go ahead, do whatever you want, regardless of what I say. 19 00:00:49,013 --> 00:00:50,082 Great. 20 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:52,028 Two months it is. 21 00:00:56,062 --> 00:00:58,053 God, I can't stop thinking about Elliot. 22 00:00:58,273 --> 00:01:00,946 Dude, it's over, okay? You guys had your chance. 23 00:01:01,192 --> 00:01:04,662 She crushed you, you crushed her. It was always a train wreck. 24 00:01:05,071 --> 00:01:06,948 - That was then. - What's so different now? 25 00:01:07,157 --> 00:01:08,636 She's getting married. 26 00:01:09,659 --> 00:01:11,615 I don't know, I guess, in the back of my head, 27 00:01:11,828 --> 00:01:14,342 I thought even after all the hell we'd put each other through, 28 00:01:14,581 --> 00:01:16,617 we might end up together, you know? 29 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:18,410 Yeah. 30 00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:22,260 I mean, what if not being with Elliot is the biggest mistake of my life? 31 00:01:22,547 --> 00:01:24,265 You've made bigger mistakes. 32 00:01:25,884 --> 00:01:29,274 For tickets to see Basic Instinct 2, press the pound key. 33 00:01:32,182 --> 00:01:34,093 That one still stings. 34 00:01:34,434 --> 00:01:36,186 Yeah, she didn't even show her va-jay-jay. 35 00:01:36,394 --> 00:01:37,873 It's on the DVD extras. 36 00:01:38,062 --> 00:01:39,654 It's labelled "vagina. " 37 00:01:39,856 --> 00:01:42,495 Look, hey, I'm going to Phoenix this weekend for a surgical conference. 38 00:01:42,734 --> 00:01:45,407 Why don't you come with me? Probably take your mind off of Elliot. 39 00:01:45,653 --> 00:01:48,008 I don't know, Turk. Would I get my own room? 40 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:51,800 - We'd have to share. - Then you know what my answer is. 41 00:01:52,202 --> 00:01:55,319 On our way to Phoenix, yeah! 42 00:01:57,874 --> 00:01:58,863 Hey, you know how in the movies, 43 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:00,839 when a car gets farther and farther away, 44 00:02:01,044 --> 00:02:02,238 you can still hear the people talking 45 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:04,615 like we're right in front of the camera? 46 00:02:04,839 --> 00:02:06,989 Yeah, that drives me crazy. 47 00:02:07,926 --> 00:02:10,724 Hey, I bought snacks for the trip. Pringle? 48 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:14,042 Oh, turn left here to get on the freeway. 49 00:02:14,307 --> 00:02:16,901 No, not yet. I gotta stop and go pee. 50 00:02:17,143 --> 00:02:19,611 Already? I told you to go before we left. 51 00:02:35,829 --> 00:02:37,820 All right, time to hit the convention floor. 52 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:40,030 - You got your name tag? - Yes, I do! 53 00:02:41,543 --> 00:02:42,817 Me, too. 54 00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:46,570 What's all the extra security around here? 55 00:02:46,798 --> 00:02:49,392 Every year, the same group of rowdy doctors arrive 56 00:02:49,634 --> 00:02:50,783 and all they do is drink, 57 00:02:51,052 --> 00:02:53,327 hit on women and trash the place. 58 00:02:54,597 --> 00:02:56,588 Oh, God, here they are now. 59 00:03:03,398 --> 00:03:05,275 What up, Phoenix? 60 00:03:05,483 --> 00:03:07,838 That's what I like about the South. 61 00:03:08,069 --> 00:03:09,980 Hey, there, Patrick! 62 00:03:10,196 --> 00:03:12,073 Good to see you again, man. 63 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:14,188 Fetch! 64 00:03:15,952 --> 00:03:18,420 Oh, Bob. Would you hit that, huh? 65 00:03:18,913 --> 00:03:19,902 What are you, stoned? 66 00:03:20,081 --> 00:03:22,834 I wouldn't hit that with Staddlemeyer's dong. 67 00:03:24,127 --> 00:03:25,321 Out of my way, boys. 68 00:03:25,503 --> 00:03:29,132 Me and my fellow Chiefs of Medicine are gonna tear this bitch up! 69 00:03:31,676 --> 00:03:34,668 One of those dudes is gonna die this weekend. 70 00:03:34,929 --> 00:03:36,487 Come on, let's go get your mind off Elliot. 71 00:03:36,681 --> 00:03:38,797 It's not that easy to... 72 00:03:39,017 --> 00:03:41,133 Oh, my God. Is that who I think it is? 73 00:03:41,352 --> 00:03:43,149 Yup, Old MC. 74 00:03:43,646 --> 00:03:45,045 I was saving that as a surprise. 75 00:03:45,231 --> 00:03:48,143 He's only the best Young MC impersonator on the circuit. 76 00:03:48,401 --> 00:03:49,436 The man's a genius. 77 00:03:49,611 --> 00:03:51,010 Let's get him to say, "Bust a move. " 78 00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:52,993 Dude, the guy spends year after year 79 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:54,631 on the convention circuit saying that line. 80 00:03:54,824 --> 00:03:56,382 I'm pretty sure he's sick and tired of saying it. 81 00:03:56,576 --> 00:03:57,565 You're probably right. 82 00:03:57,744 --> 00:03:59,018 Bust a move, man! 83 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:01,398 Hey, bust a move! 84 00:04:02,957 --> 00:04:04,356 Bust a move, fellas! 85 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:08,118 You bust a move! It's Old Young MC. 86 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:09,892 - Check me! - Bust a move! 87 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,001 You're the one who should be busting moves! 88 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:13,411 I can die now. 89 00:04:14,385 --> 00:04:15,898 Elliot was wasting no time 90 00:04:16,096 --> 00:04:17,051 spreading the word about her wedding. 91 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:18,814 July 21 st, save the date. 92 00:04:19,015 --> 00:04:20,846 July 21 st, save the date. 93 00:04:21,059 --> 00:04:23,493 Oh, July 21 st, save the date. 94 00:04:23,978 --> 00:04:25,172 How's it going? 95 00:04:26,564 --> 00:04:28,043 Okay, as your maid of honour, 96 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:32,829 I have to say that two months is not enough time to plan a wedding. 97 00:04:33,488 --> 00:04:35,399 Wait. I just realised. 98 00:04:36,032 --> 00:04:38,671 You haven't even asked me to be your maid of honour yet. 99 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:42,300 Oh, my God, Carla, I've been so busy, I just assumed you knew that you were. 100 00:04:42,747 --> 00:04:45,261 Carla, will you be my maid of honour? 101 00:04:46,668 --> 00:04:48,898 Of course I will, you're my best friend. 102 00:04:49,462 --> 00:04:51,771 - I love you. - I love you back! 103 00:04:52,882 --> 00:04:55,350 But seriously, do you realise how much work goes into planning a wedding? 104 00:04:55,593 --> 00:04:58,983 Yeah. What do you think I've been doing for the last 10 years? 105 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:01,061 See? It's all in here. 106 00:05:02,016 --> 00:05:03,893 There's the seating chart, 107 00:05:04,102 --> 00:05:07,492 and the photographer that I reserve every year under a different alias. 108 00:05:07,772 --> 00:05:09,888 Oh, and here's a photo of my wedding dress, 109 00:05:10,108 --> 00:05:12,019 which I am totally going to fit into 110 00:05:12,235 --> 00:05:14,465 thanks to that awesome parasite I got from eating sushi. 111 00:05:14,696 --> 00:05:16,095 Hey, everyone. 112 00:05:16,281 --> 00:05:18,237 I've been looking for a new role-playing game 113 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,600 ever since my Lord of the Rings club booted me for using 114 00:05:20,827 --> 00:05:21,862 an actual war hammer. 115 00:05:22,036 --> 00:05:25,108 So would anybody mind if I pretended to be the Chief of Medicine 116 00:05:25,373 --> 00:05:26,362 while Kelso's out of town? 117 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:29,180 - Oh, Janitor, you're a natural. - That's fine. 118 00:05:29,836 --> 00:05:30,905 Fantastic. 119 00:05:31,087 --> 00:05:33,237 Let's make cancer feel foolish. 120 00:05:36,301 --> 00:05:39,259 Oh, save the date. 121 00:05:41,264 --> 00:05:43,539 Oh, gosh. July 21? 122 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:46,076 That's gonna be a problem. 123 00:05:46,936 --> 00:05:47,925 Why? 124 00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:53,095 Because I wouldn't go to your wedding if it was held in my very own backyard. 125 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:56,404 Hey, can I bring a date? 126 00:05:57,405 --> 00:05:59,999 Oh, what am I thinking? I'll meet someone there. 127 00:06:07,832 --> 00:06:10,824 And what the hell have you two been doing all morning? 128 00:06:11,085 --> 00:06:13,155 - You know. - Meeting. 129 00:06:13,379 --> 00:06:14,334 - Hip-hop hugs. - Greeting. 130 00:06:14,506 --> 00:06:16,303 We got these. 131 00:06:16,508 --> 00:06:18,499 He gave some hip-hop hugs. 132 00:06:19,135 --> 00:06:21,410 Say I was too nervous to hit on that girl over there, 133 00:06:21,638 --> 00:06:22,991 what advice would you give me? 134 00:06:23,181 --> 00:06:24,500 Bust a move. 135 00:06:25,308 --> 00:06:26,263 All right, all right. 136 00:06:26,434 --> 00:06:29,187 What if a great song comes on, but I'm too shy to get down. 137 00:06:29,437 --> 00:06:30,426 What should I do? 138 00:06:30,605 --> 00:06:31,958 Bust a move. 139 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:33,472 You're awesome, man. 140 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:35,447 What are you drinking? We'll buy you one. 141 00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:36,687 Bust a move. 142 00:06:39,864 --> 00:06:42,378 - You know, convention stuff. - You know, convention stuff. 143 00:06:42,617 --> 00:06:45,131 Look, just because I get to spend 144 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,088 the weekend drinking beer with the guys 145 00:06:47,288 --> 00:06:49,324 and overpaying the escorts so they'll do the weird stuff, 146 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:52,294 doesn't mean you two get to screw around. 147 00:06:52,544 --> 00:06:54,853 Attend some lectures, visit some booths, 148 00:06:55,088 --> 00:06:57,443 act like professionals, damn it! 149 00:06:57,674 --> 00:07:01,223 Sir, we are being professional. Yeah, we were coming over here 150 00:07:01,511 --> 00:07:03,979 just now to check out this booth right here with the crapper. 151 00:07:04,264 --> 00:07:06,539 Oh, it's much more than that. 152 00:07:07,142 --> 00:07:11,420 If a patient has a bowel movement in it, it immediately gives a diagnosis. 153 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,698 We call it the Dr Toilet. 154 00:07:16,484 --> 00:07:18,361 Mr Neemith, I wanted a second opinion, 155 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:21,243 so I've called in my colleague, Dr Toilet. 156 00:07:22,407 --> 00:07:25,001 I agree. The best course of action is dialysis. 157 00:07:25,994 --> 00:07:28,747 Dr Toilet, I'm sorry about the other day. 158 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:31,989 I had just had my morning coffee and a bran muffin. 159 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,525 It was kind of an emergency situation. 160 00:07:34,752 --> 00:07:37,061 I know you were napping, but it was an accident. 161 00:07:37,297 --> 00:07:38,286 An accident? 162 00:07:38,465 --> 00:07:41,502 Dr Dorian, there are 48 other toilets in this hospital. 163 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,113 I'm the only one that's a doctor, 164 00:07:43,303 --> 00:07:46,978 and yet you came into my office and you sat on me. 165 00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:50,067 Didn't you hear me screaming to get off? 166 00:07:50,518 --> 00:07:52,986 Roger, in my defence, those sounds were very muffled. 167 00:07:53,229 --> 00:07:55,220 I thought they were coming from me. 168 00:07:55,732 --> 00:07:58,565 You know what, John? Let's just drop it and move on. 169 00:08:00,737 --> 00:08:04,252 Janine, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a nap. 170 00:08:04,532 --> 00:08:05,885 Sure thing, Dr Toilet. 171 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:23,422 I wouldn't be able to help myself. 172 00:08:25,386 --> 00:08:27,342 Hi, Gary, it's Elliot Reid. 173 00:08:27,555 --> 00:08:28,510 I know that we haven't spoke 174 00:08:28,681 --> 00:08:30,353 since you broke up with me in the 11 th grade, 175 00:08:30,558 --> 00:08:32,514 but I just wanted to let you know that I'm getting married. 176 00:08:32,727 --> 00:08:35,844 Oh, also I was sorry to hear that you lost your legs. 177 00:08:36,356 --> 00:08:39,871 I'm notifying all my old boyfriends that I am officially off the market. 178 00:08:40,151 --> 00:08:42,711 I'm sure the pulse setting on your showerhead will be devastated. 179 00:08:42,946 --> 00:08:43,901 Look, blondie, 180 00:08:44,364 --> 00:08:46,924 I have a cardiac patient who needs perfusion imaging, 181 00:08:47,158 --> 00:08:50,070 and since your fancy private practise has one of those SPECT cameras, 182 00:08:50,328 --> 00:08:52,284 I was hoping you'd let us use it. 183 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:55,057 Sure, just as long as you promise to come to my wedding, 184 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:56,770 the camera's all yours. 185 00:08:57,502 --> 00:08:58,935 Why do you even care? 186 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:01,597 I know that we don't exactly like each other, 187 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,400 but over the past six years, you've become a huge part of my life, 188 00:09:04,634 --> 00:09:07,023 so I would love you to come. 189 00:09:08,138 --> 00:09:10,094 Plus, if you don't, then table 14 190 00:09:10,306 --> 00:09:13,776 will be boy, girl, boy, girl, girl, and that's insanity. 191 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,857 Jennifer next to Jennifer next to Nadja, 192 00:09:16,062 --> 00:09:18,451 next to Bobby, but then next to Britney, 193 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:19,805 and Britney doesn't get along with Jennifer. 194 00:09:19,983 --> 00:09:22,019 Yeah, camera or no camera, 195 00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:26,513 please consider this me checking the "will not be attending" column. 196 00:09:30,785 --> 00:09:33,094 I'm sorry, Carla, but I need you to take care of this lab work. 197 00:09:33,329 --> 00:09:35,399 Keith, I'm already covering three floors. 198 00:09:35,623 --> 00:09:37,500 Can you believe this, Ted? 199 00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:44,053 When people try to put me in the middle of things, 200 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:45,898 my throat closes. 201 00:09:46,593 --> 00:09:50,302 - Listen here, young Dr Gilchrist. - That's not my name. 202 00:09:50,597 --> 00:09:52,110 Gilchrist, please. 203 00:09:52,307 --> 00:09:54,423 She's not upset with you because you asked her to help. 204 00:09:54,642 --> 00:09:57,839 She's upset because you insinuated her job was less important. 205 00:09:58,605 --> 00:10:00,084 He's actually right. 206 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,317 And you, Nurse Ipanema. 207 00:10:02,525 --> 00:10:04,800 Realise this is a young doctor under stress. 208 00:10:05,528 --> 00:10:06,643 Ted, come along. 209 00:10:06,863 --> 00:10:08,694 We've much work to do. 210 00:10:09,908 --> 00:10:13,821 - Wait, Ted, Ted, what are you doing? - I'm a follower. 211 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,597 Okay, when the lecture starts, 212 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:32,351 I'll start to choke and then you yell, "Is there a doctor in the house?" 213 00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:34,595 That's gonna kill. Just be careful, don't really choke. 214 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,878 - That won't be funny. - No, no. 215 00:10:38,478 --> 00:10:40,070 Do you think if Elliot and I were still dating, 216 00:10:40,271 --> 00:10:41,226 we'd be getting married? 217 00:10:41,397 --> 00:10:43,672 Dude, you gotta turn this off, all right? We're on vacation. 218 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,812 There are plenty of hot girls here, and single. 219 00:10:48,113 --> 00:10:49,228 Turk, 220 00:10:49,405 --> 00:10:51,441 Elliot getting married is a big deal for me. 221 00:10:51,658 --> 00:10:55,207 There's not just one girl who's gonna make me stop thinking about it. 222 00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:56,689 Good afternoon. 223 00:10:57,956 --> 00:10:59,708 I'm Dr Briggs and I'm lecturing 224 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:03,545 on the use of high-dose radiation therapy in prostate cancer. 225 00:11:04,504 --> 00:11:07,894 Except maybe the last girl I was in love with. 226 00:11:08,758 --> 00:11:09,747 I'll be honest with you. 227 00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:11,439 I can't make heads or tails out of this thing. 228 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:14,673 When is this hospital gonna get its own SPECT camera? 229 00:11:14,931 --> 00:11:17,206 That is a very good point and I am on it. 230 00:11:17,434 --> 00:11:19,550 Ted! Add that to the list. 231 00:11:19,769 --> 00:11:21,566 I will check to see if the quarterly fiscals 232 00:11:21,771 --> 00:11:23,966 can accommodate the financial comps. 233 00:11:24,232 --> 00:11:25,460 I hope so. 234 00:11:26,568 --> 00:11:29,844 Ted, you do realise that was all gibberish? 235 00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:31,592 He's just pretending. 236 00:11:31,781 --> 00:11:34,579 He can't make any real changes in this place. 237 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,985 Tell that to the new daycare programme. 238 00:11:39,706 --> 00:11:40,695 Hi, Dad. 239 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:43,388 Jack, what are you doing? 240 00:11:43,626 --> 00:11:44,615 Hey. 241 00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:47,149 - Oh, who's this? - I don't know. Get out. 242 00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,117 You know, if you're still having problems with that picture, 243 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:55,175 all you gotta do is agree to go to my wedding 244 00:11:55,388 --> 00:11:56,423 and you can use our camera. 245 00:11:57,056 --> 00:12:01,334 Blondie, as attached as I have indeed become to my patient, 246 00:12:01,644 --> 00:12:04,920 his death due to my inability to see a clearer picture of his heart 247 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:07,545 would still be a preferable alternative 248 00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:10,813 to actually having to hear you utter your self-written vows. 249 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:15,780 "My dearest Keith, my heart was like a vault, 250 00:12:16,117 --> 00:12:18,950 "but you picked the lock like an apple thief 251 00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:22,799 "who picks the first Golden Delicious of the fall harvest. " 252 00:12:23,249 --> 00:12:25,604 Okay, first of all, stop reading my wedding binder. 253 00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:28,713 It's private. And... 254 00:12:28,963 --> 00:12:30,794 I cannot believe that you wouldn't want to come 255 00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:32,998 see me start my life with my soul mate. 256 00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:35,129 Soul mate? Try last resort. 257 00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,700 Let's just be honest for two seconds here. 258 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,206 You basically lived in this dump for the last six years, 259 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:42,105 and there weren't that many guys to choose from, 260 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:47,145 once you eliminate the women and the gays. 261 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:49,203 The too old, 262 00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:51,907 the too poor... 263 00:12:52,112 --> 00:12:55,900 The ones who just barely beat the rap for murdering their first wife. 264 00:12:56,199 --> 00:12:57,951 And, of course, Ted. 265 00:12:58,701 --> 00:12:59,690 No! 266 00:13:02,497 --> 00:13:05,091 Well, then, what's left? 267 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,241 As you can see here, 268 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,779 recurrence rates were significantly diminished 269 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,362 with the higher doses. 270 00:13:16,553 --> 00:13:19,306 I can't believe Kim's here. I guess I have to go talk to her. 271 00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:20,705 Why is that a bad thing? 272 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,085 We haven't really spoken since the miscarriage. 273 00:13:23,309 --> 00:13:26,665 Yeah, well, she looks good. I think her boobs got bigger. 274 00:13:27,147 --> 00:13:28,500 Really? 275 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,918 Let me see. 276 00:13:32,652 --> 00:13:35,405 Yeah, you're right. Check it. 277 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,708 As we sat there air-groping my ex, 278 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:42,829 I wondered how things were going back at the hospital. 279 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,322 Elliot was probably still giddy about her engagement. 280 00:13:50,754 --> 00:13:52,984 So, let me ask you this there, Barb. 281 00:13:53,214 --> 00:13:58,607 Do ya really want to marry Keith or do you just want to get married? 282 00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:05,857 Okay, that's all I've got. Thanks for barely listening. 283 00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:10,292 Do you think she still thinks about me? 284 00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:13,090 Probably. 285 00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:16,230 Are there any questions? 286 00:14:26,706 --> 00:14:28,697 Why would you tell me you miscarried our child 287 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,316 when you clearly didn't? 288 00:14:32,754 --> 00:14:33,743 That's probably a question 289 00:14:33,922 --> 00:14:36,641 I should answer more face-to-face after the lecture. 290 00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:39,522 Are there any other questions? 291 00:14:40,678 --> 00:14:41,793 Yes, you sir. 292 00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:45,274 Yeah, I think you should answer his question. 293 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,508 How did he get over there so fast? 294 00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:50,241 - You're a good friend. - I got your back. 295 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:56,789 Anyone else have a question? Yes, you in the back. 296 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,423 Bust a move! 297 00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:01,889 Really more of a statement than a question, but thank you. 298 00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:05,473 I've always wanted to be married so badly. 299 00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:07,933 I mean, what if I am settling with Keith? 300 00:15:08,164 --> 00:15:11,554 Elliot, what you're going through is normal. 301 00:15:11,835 --> 00:15:14,429 When I got engaged, all I could think of was, 302 00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:18,220 "Why am I with this angry, cynical idiot?" 303 00:15:18,508 --> 00:15:22,057 But then I fought through it and realised he was the love of my life. 304 00:15:22,762 --> 00:15:25,560 Unfortunately, we had a little argument and so we broke up, 305 00:15:25,807 --> 00:15:28,719 but then I met Perry a month later, we have two beautiful children, 306 00:15:28,977 --> 00:15:32,333 and the point is, sometimes settling works. 307 00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:34,103 Oh. 308 00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:37,773 And that is how I got my name. 309 00:15:37,986 --> 00:15:39,180 You don't look Asian. 310 00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:42,081 Hey, why aren't you being the Chief of Medicine? 311 00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:45,137 I'm just taking a break, Ted. I don't want it to get stale. 312 00:15:45,368 --> 00:15:49,361 The hospital needs you. I need you. Doesn't that mean anything? 313 00:15:51,374 --> 00:15:54,684 Damn right it does. Now, let's go find a cure for polio. 314 00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:01,035 Sorry? 315 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,717 Okay, too soon for laughter. 316 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,516 I know that you must be really upset. 317 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:10,079 Upset is just one of the emotions I'm feeling, Kim. 318 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,904 - How could you do this to me? - I don't know. 319 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,706 My hormones went crazy and I was scared, 320 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,089 and I thought that we were only together 321 00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,391 because I was pregnant and so I lied, 322 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:20,566 and I pushed you out the door, 323 00:16:20,737 --> 00:16:23,490 and then I got really angry that you left me. 324 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:28,442 - Were you ever planning on telling me? - Yes, of course, yes. 325 00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:32,218 I just hadn't figured out how yet. I mean, what could I possibly say? 326 00:16:32,499 --> 00:16:34,535 I don't know, how about, "J.D., I think there might be 327 00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:36,503 "something living in my uterus. " 328 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:42,308 I know I made a huge mistake, and I'm so, so sorry. 329 00:16:42,592 --> 00:16:44,310 I just... I had backed myself into this corner 330 00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:46,661 I didn't know how to get out of and... 331 00:16:48,223 --> 00:16:49,622 You know what? 332 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,121 No more excuses. 333 00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:57,861 I did a horrible thing. 334 00:16:59,859 --> 00:17:01,815 I don't expect you to forgive me. 335 00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:04,599 Well, good, because I'm not going to. 336 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,510 You probably hate me right now because I hate myself. 337 00:17:12,872 --> 00:17:15,864 But it's been really good seeing you and... 338 00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:18,082 And I thought I could do this on my own, 339 00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:19,450 but I can't. 340 00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:27,547 I'm alone and I'm terrified, and I have no right to ask you for this, 341 00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:30,159 but I could really use some help. 342 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,765 Crap salad, I gotta go give another lecture. 343 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:40,411 I just need 40 minutes and... 344 00:17:42,318 --> 00:17:43,307 Please stay. 345 00:17:43,486 --> 00:17:46,603 Promise me that you'll just stay and we can talk about this. 346 00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:50,558 Fine, but I'm not doing it for you. 347 00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:52,643 Fair enough. 348 00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,313 There's no need to freak out, Elliot. 349 00:18:00,503 --> 00:18:02,733 All women go through the same stages once they're engaged. 350 00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,478 First, there's the "Yay, I'm engaged" stage. 351 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,515 - Remember yesterday? - I know. 352 00:18:08,762 --> 00:18:09,990 It was so great. 353 00:18:10,346 --> 00:18:12,257 Then comes the "Oh, my God, I can't believe 354 00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:15,830 "I'm gonna have sex with the same person for the rest of my life" stage. 355 00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:18,332 And that's when you head to the nearest frat house, 356 00:18:18,563 --> 00:18:19,552 ditch your undies, 357 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,370 and then the next morning do the walk of shame to your Beamer. 358 00:18:22,942 --> 00:18:24,057 Sure. 359 00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:26,567 Elliot, you'll get through this. 360 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:29,374 You just have to try not to act like a crazy person. 361 00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:32,494 See, at times like this, we tend to torture our men 362 00:18:32,952 --> 00:18:33,941 to test them. 363 00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:37,173 Oh, yeah, I can't see myself doing that. 364 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,262 What's this, Keith? Huh? 365 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:41,923 Our sample invite with the lettering you picked out. 366 00:18:42,128 --> 00:18:45,518 No. This is not what I picked out. I picked out Flourished Italic. 367 00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:49,508 Now, you go back to the printer and you tell them it should look like this. 368 00:18:55,183 --> 00:18:57,743 I went to calligraphy camp. Now, don't you screw this up, Keith. 369 00:18:57,977 --> 00:18:59,729 Because if this goes wrong, then the wedding goes wrong, 370 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,451 and then I'll get depressed and fat, 371 00:19:01,648 --> 00:19:03,400 and you cheat on me and I swear to God, 372 00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:05,280 I will chop it off! 373 00:19:07,695 --> 00:19:09,572 What just happened? 374 00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,049 I suppose this would dissolve surgical glue, 375 00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:16,276 but may I ask how that happened in the first place? 376 00:19:16,871 --> 00:19:19,305 Oh, you know, boys being boys. 377 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,714 A SPECT camera, huh? 378 00:19:23,044 --> 00:19:25,512 My hospital, Sacred Heart, needs one of those. 379 00:19:25,922 --> 00:19:27,196 It's funny you should say that. 380 00:19:27,382 --> 00:19:30,852 I was just on the phone with your Chief of Medicine 10 minutes ago. 381 00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:35,735 Fax this to someone. 382 00:19:41,062 --> 00:19:42,290 Chief o' Medicine. 383 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:46,029 I'm the Chief of Medicine, Bob Kelso. Who the hell is this? 384 00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:50,629 I'm you. I'm talking to you from a future phone. 385 00:19:50,947 --> 00:19:52,699 By the way, sell all your gasoline stocks. 386 00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:54,625 Everything now runs on potatoes. 387 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,021 I don't know who the hell this is, but when I find out, 388 00:19:57,245 --> 00:19:59,600 I am going to put my Loafer so far up your ass 389 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,787 you're gonna have tassels hanging out your nose. 390 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,558 Now tell me who you are. 391 00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:04,741 What's your name again? 392 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:06,318 Teddy Buckland. 393 00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:07,501 Ted? 394 00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:12,852 He's never going to believe I did this. 395 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,699 Hey, where'd you go? 396 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,865 Sorry, sir, we don't have Appletinis, but I could make you a Peachtini. 397 00:20:29,444 --> 00:20:32,880 That's a little phoofy for my taste. A beer is fine. 398 00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:35,932 With a pineapple wedge, please. 399 00:20:36,993 --> 00:20:38,346 How you doing? 400 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,769 Not too bad, 401 00:20:39,954 --> 00:20:41,831 considering I just had a bomb dropped on me. 402 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,838 Oh, no. That was bigger than a bomb. 403 00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:48,043 It was more like an asteroid about to hit the planet. 404 00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:49,854 You know, people running in the streets screaming, 405 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:52,004 "Oh, my God, it's coming right at us!" 406 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,333 And then dudes turning to hot chicks and being all like, 407 00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:58,830 "Look, we 'bout to die so can I hit that?" And then the girl's like, "Hell to the no!" 408 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,493 But then she realises, 409 00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:03,038 "Oh, my God, I'm about to die. So you know what? 410 00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:05,783 "Yeah, you can hit this, but no kissing. " 411 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:08,180 That's exactly what it's like. 412 00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:10,588 Oh, thank you. I'm just so mad. 413 00:21:10,777 --> 00:21:14,406 I literally don't know what to say to her. Don't you dare! 414 00:21:16,157 --> 00:21:18,227 Part of me wants to talk to her, part of me wants to... 415 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:22,160 - Bust a move? - You have a problem, sir! Seek help. 416 00:21:23,498 --> 00:21:25,090 - You know what you're gonna do? - What? 417 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:27,088 You're gonna sit here and wait for Kim, 418 00:21:27,293 --> 00:21:30,649 and then you're gonna talk to her because you're a good person. 419 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,913 No matter what mistakes she's made, she's still having your kid, 420 00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:35,249 and you're not walking away from that. 421 00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:42,509 Oh, say, Barbie, I'm gonna go ahead and ask you one more time. 422 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:46,521 May I please, please use your practise's SPECT camera? 423 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,372 Sure, whatever. 424 00:21:49,691 --> 00:21:52,251 That's great, 'cause I actually already used it. 425 00:21:53,069 --> 00:21:54,184 I don't care. 426 00:21:54,362 --> 00:21:55,841 And don't worry about coming to my wedding, 427 00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:58,305 because there probably won't be one. 428 00:21:59,242 --> 00:22:03,121 Look, I love it that after six years I can still mess with your head. 429 00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:05,529 It is both a testament to my commitment 430 00:22:05,749 --> 00:22:08,217 and a glaring statement about your mental fragility. 431 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:12,373 But still, as much as it pains me to say it, 432 00:22:12,672 --> 00:22:15,061 there's nothing I did or said 433 00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:17,787 that had any real impact on your relationship 434 00:22:18,011 --> 00:22:19,649 with the future Mr Barbie. 435 00:22:19,846 --> 00:22:22,280 Yeah, but I got all crazy and went off on him. 436 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,710 Of course you did, you're a woman. 437 00:22:24,934 --> 00:22:28,085 Sure, you do come with a little extra crazy, 438 00:22:28,354 --> 00:22:31,710 but what the heck, that's what makes you, you. 439 00:22:33,276 --> 00:22:34,629 Listen to me. 440 00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:38,645 Keith isn't going to care. He's not. 441 00:22:39,032 --> 00:22:40,943 Why are you being so nice to me? 442 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,443 Lay off the stick or I'll wait till you're asleep 443 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:46,653 and I will cheese grate your nerps. 444 00:22:51,294 --> 00:22:54,650 Because sometimes I like to do nice things without being coerced. 445 00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:56,754 Oh. 446 00:22:56,925 --> 00:22:59,359 Hopefully that's the right lettering. 447 00:23:05,642 --> 00:23:06,711 You're fine. 448 00:23:07,393 --> 00:23:10,066 Now, if you'll go ahead and excuse me, 449 00:23:10,313 --> 00:23:13,510 I'm gonna go grab a quick shower to get this moment off of me. 450 00:23:19,155 --> 00:23:20,747 Turk was giving me the silent treatment 451 00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:23,668 because I had taken Old MC's advice over his. 452 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:26,026 I had busted a move and left. 453 00:23:29,749 --> 00:23:33,537 Oh, no, I'm saving this for someone. He should be here any minute. 454 00:23:33,878 --> 00:23:37,029 And, yeah, I still have doubts about my decision. 455 00:23:44,514 --> 00:23:45,788 I love you, babe. 456 00:23:46,349 --> 00:23:48,305 - See you tomorrow. - Yeah. 457 00:23:49,978 --> 00:23:53,573 I guess I'm just hoping that the doubts will fade away. 458 00:24:01,698 --> 00:24:04,895 Who am I kidding? Eventually, we all have to face the music. 459 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,149 You wanted to see me, sir? 460 00:24:06,327 --> 00:24:10,240 I know it was you, and you are going to pay dearly. 461 00:24:10,707 --> 00:24:13,096 Wait. First I want you to meet a new doctor. 462 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:21,047 Dr Toilet? He's beautiful. 463 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,868 I trimmed a little fat in the budget so we could afford him. 464 00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,244 Ted's vacation pay? 465 00:24:25,722 --> 00:24:27,280 What vacation pay? 466 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:31,462 - Get out of here. - Yeah. 467 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,674 For now, I was just glad to get back home 468 00:24:34,898 --> 00:24:37,128 where life wasn't so complicated. 469 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:41,928 J.D., do you think that I'm making a mistake by marrying Keith? 470 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,772 J.D., how could you just leave me waiting there? 471 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:56,094 Yup, life is so much simpler here.