1 00:00:04,781 --> 00:00:07,215 The reason time had slowed down was because I had just been 2 00:00:07,451 --> 00:00:10,409 blind-sided by the two most important women in my life. 3 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,141 First, Elliot asked me this. 4 00:00:12,748 --> 00:00:16,457 J.D., do you think I'm making a mistake by marrying Keith? 5 00:00:16,918 --> 00:00:18,397 And then my ex-girlfriend, Kim, 6 00:00:18,587 --> 00:00:20,464 who had lied and told me she had a miscarriage, 7 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:23,425 followed me back from a medical convention and asked me this. 8 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:26,712 J.D., how could you just leave me there? 9 00:00:27,637 --> 00:00:29,832 Holy frick, you're still pregnant! 10 00:00:30,057 --> 00:00:31,934 Hey, do you think that I should marry Keith? 11 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:34,940 Fortunately, Carla had special maid-of-honour radar 12 00:00:35,187 --> 00:00:37,098 that let her know when Elliot was obsessing. 13 00:00:40,942 --> 00:00:42,773 Elliot, I already told you, 14 00:00:42,986 --> 00:00:44,977 you're just going through some pre-wedding panic. 15 00:00:45,197 --> 00:00:46,186 Here. 16 00:00:46,907 --> 00:00:50,900 This is how it'll feel when you walk out of that church, married. 17 00:00:51,203 --> 00:00:52,352 Clap, damn it! 18 00:00:54,664 --> 00:00:55,892 Thank you! 19 00:00:57,542 --> 00:00:58,770 Thank you all. 20 00:00:59,378 --> 00:01:02,051 Look, I know you're angry, but you promised we'd talk, 21 00:01:02,297 --> 00:01:04,413 and then you just left me stranded there at that bar. 22 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:05,907 You know what? You're right. 23 00:01:06,093 --> 00:01:08,607 I'm sorry. Let me just file these and we'll talk. 24 00:01:08,929 --> 00:01:09,998 Great. 25 00:01:15,435 --> 00:01:16,390 Hello? 26 00:01:17,312 --> 00:01:18,711 How could you do this to me again? 27 00:01:18,897 --> 00:01:21,695 Cut me some slack, I just found out I'm still having a baby. 28 00:01:21,983 --> 00:01:23,018 I get it. 29 00:01:23,193 --> 00:01:25,627 Look, I just ordered a cup of coffee. I know you can't have caffeine, 30 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:27,853 but you want me to get you some tea and we can sit and talk? 31 00:01:28,323 --> 00:01:29,915 That would be great. 32 00:01:34,496 --> 00:01:35,611 It's open, Kim. 33 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,027 J.D., what the hell? 34 00:01:39,209 --> 00:01:41,439 Okay, that one was a little excessive, I'm sorry. 35 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:43,308 It's just that every time I think about running away, 36 00:01:43,505 --> 00:01:44,938 I look at the fat guy in the track suit 37 00:01:45,132 --> 00:01:47,202 with the giant rabbit head and he doesn't say anything. 38 00:01:47,634 --> 00:01:50,626 - Okay, elaborating would help. - He's my conscience. 39 00:01:50,887 --> 00:01:52,240 I realised I'd listen to it more 40 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:54,661 if I imagined something I was really afraid of. 41 00:01:54,891 --> 00:01:56,802 The track suit because I had this mean 42 00:01:57,018 --> 00:01:59,373 phys-ed teacher in high school named Mr Fratelli. 43 00:01:59,604 --> 00:02:03,199 And the rabbit head because my uncle once ate rabbit and he got belly worms. 44 00:02:03,483 --> 00:02:07,761 Look, I wanted to talk to you because, well, the baby's due in a month. 45 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:12,189 And I guess I was hoping that you'd want me to have it here. 46 00:02:12,451 --> 00:02:15,921 You know, so that we could go through it together. 47 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,242 Really? 48 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:24,012 I'm sorry, Kim. This is a big deal for me. 49 00:02:24,296 --> 00:02:25,888 I think I need to be alone right now. 50 00:02:26,715 --> 00:02:29,024 Thanks for being alone with me, Choco. 51 00:02:29,259 --> 00:02:32,092 - So, what should I do? - Well, it's a tough call. 52 00:02:33,513 --> 00:02:36,152 When it comes to babies, women are crazy. 53 00:02:38,894 --> 00:02:43,570 If you would, please, can you hold her by that rim over there, right? 54 00:02:43,899 --> 00:02:47,858 I'm gonna Photoshop a basketball into her hand and then Photoshop you out. 55 00:02:48,153 --> 00:02:49,950 Everybody's gonna think my baby can dunk! Right? 56 00:02:50,322 --> 00:02:51,914 It's gonna be crazy! 57 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,037 Maybe I should ask another dad. 58 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:57,265 I know what Kim did to you was just crazy, 59 00:02:57,496 --> 00:03:00,647 but pregnant women are among a select group of people 60 00:03:00,916 --> 00:03:02,713 who are actually allowed to act insane. 61 00:03:02,918 --> 00:03:05,876 Much like sports mascots, local weathermen, 62 00:03:06,129 --> 00:03:08,484 theme park performers and that guy with the question-mark jacket 63 00:03:08,715 --> 00:03:11,593 who teaches people how to get free money from the government. 64 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:16,253 Besides, we're talking about your kid. 65 00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:18,804 I think we both know what you're gonna do. 66 00:03:20,394 --> 00:03:21,713 Okay, I'm in. 67 00:03:21,895 --> 00:03:23,806 - Really? - Yeah, you can even stay here. 68 00:03:24,022 --> 00:03:26,695 - But this is only a one-bedroom. - This couch isn't that uncomfortable. 69 00:03:27,317 --> 00:03:28,432 Thanks. 70 00:03:29,027 --> 00:03:31,143 Actually, I'm gonna go lie down right now. 71 00:03:32,072 --> 00:03:33,790 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You get the couch, I get the bed. 72 00:03:33,990 --> 00:03:35,105 Was that not clear? 73 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,592 Dorian! She's pregnant, give her the bed. 74 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:42,090 - Fine, you can have the bed. - You're a great guy, J.D. 75 00:03:47,963 --> 00:03:49,601 Dorian, don't watch a nudie movie 76 00:03:49,798 --> 00:03:51,868 with the mother of your child in the next room. 77 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,734 - Really? - Nah, I'm cool with it. 78 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:57,643 Have I got a carrot for her. 79 00:04:13,405 --> 00:04:15,043 Since Kim didn't have an OB here in town, 80 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,071 we made her an appointment at the hospital. 81 00:04:17,284 --> 00:04:19,639 Unfortunately, that meant she had to face all of the people 82 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:21,701 who were mad at her for what she'd done. 83 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:24,268 There was my best friend, who was furious, 84 00:04:24,499 --> 00:04:27,650 and my mentor, who was equally upset, but didn't want to show it. 85 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,716 - Hi, Kim. - Hey, Perry. 86 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,913 And other acquaintances, who were much more loyal than I thought. 87 00:04:33,175 --> 00:04:34,403 - Hussy. - Liar. 88 00:04:34,593 --> 00:04:37,665 Jerk. Who is that? 89 00:04:38,388 --> 00:04:40,344 All this group anger's made me hungry. 90 00:04:40,557 --> 00:04:42,991 Of course, everything makes me hungry right now. 91 00:04:43,226 --> 00:04:44,944 Well, I gotta go check on a patient. I'll meet you upstairs? 92 00:04:45,145 --> 00:04:46,134 Great. 93 00:04:46,313 --> 00:04:48,224 Hey, and by the way, all of this sympathy that's coming your way? 94 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,395 That's gonna turn. 95 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:52,205 And when it does, I'm gonna be here and I'm gonna enjoy... 96 00:04:52,444 --> 00:04:53,957 Hey, not finished. 97 00:04:55,697 --> 00:04:56,652 It. 98 00:04:59,659 --> 00:05:01,092 Mr Fulton, the reason you're having chronic pain 99 00:05:01,286 --> 00:05:04,995 and trouble walking is you have peripheral arterial disease. 100 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:06,245 How do you treat it? 101 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:08,407 Well, that's why I brought in a surgical consult. 102 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:10,504 - Dr Turk? - One second, please. 103 00:05:10,712 --> 00:05:13,226 Turk liked patients to see him intensely studying their charts, 104 00:05:13,465 --> 00:05:15,421 because he felt it instilled confidence. 105 00:05:15,634 --> 00:05:17,989 Only I knew the clipboard was blank. 106 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:19,619 Interesting stuff. 107 00:05:19,805 --> 00:05:22,877 We're gonna discuss some options and get back to you. 108 00:05:23,141 --> 00:05:25,780 Since Turk was a surgeon, he always had the same answer. 109 00:05:26,019 --> 00:05:27,816 I'm slicin' that guy open. 110 00:05:28,021 --> 00:05:30,091 Vascular surgery on a guy his age? 111 00:05:30,315 --> 00:05:32,954 Dude, I've done tons of these and, yes, there's a risk. 112 00:05:33,193 --> 00:05:36,310 But with this type of surgery, his quality of life would improve like that. 113 00:05:36,571 --> 00:05:38,721 I'm telling you, he could be playing tennis by the weekend. 114 00:05:38,949 --> 00:05:40,302 What do you think, Perry? 115 00:05:40,492 --> 00:05:43,086 Let me phrase my response in the form of a riddle. 116 00:05:43,328 --> 00:05:46,286 What's black and white and should never, 117 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:50,169 ever, ever be allowed inside of a hospital? 118 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:52,416 Is it Lloyd and Sharisse? 119 00:05:52,629 --> 00:05:55,541 Because their PDA has gotten out of control. 120 00:05:59,469 --> 00:06:02,939 And yet, you two still nauseate me more. 121 00:06:06,268 --> 00:06:09,021 Oh, my God. 122 00:06:09,271 --> 00:06:11,307 Is it still funny to yell, "Get a room"? 123 00:06:11,523 --> 00:06:13,195 I don't care, I'm goin' for it. 124 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,833 Get a room! 125 00:06:17,571 --> 00:06:18,799 Hey, guys. 126 00:06:19,573 --> 00:06:20,722 Hey, Kim. 127 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:22,512 How could you be so nice to her after what she did? 128 00:06:22,701 --> 00:06:23,690 - I wasn't nice. That was neutral. - "Neutral"? 129 00:06:23,869 --> 00:06:24,984 "Hey, Kim!" That's neutral? 130 00:06:25,162 --> 00:06:26,481 - She's with child. - Oh, so she's with child. 131 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:27,698 Fine! 132 00:06:27,873 --> 00:06:29,386 I'll do it over. 133 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:30,652 Kim? 134 00:06:32,753 --> 00:06:34,186 Great. 135 00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:36,370 That sucked. 136 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:37,989 How did you get so good at being mean? 137 00:06:38,175 --> 00:06:39,528 It gets much easier when you're married. 138 00:06:39,718 --> 00:06:42,835 Oh! Speaking of which, I'm throwing you a bachelorette party. 139 00:06:43,096 --> 00:06:44,131 Carla! 140 00:06:44,306 --> 00:06:46,774 I'm your maid of honour, and you haven't let me do anything yet. 141 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:49,326 Since you got engaged, you've become much more of a control freak. 142 00:06:49,561 --> 00:06:50,960 Oh, I'm not that bad. 143 00:06:51,146 --> 00:06:52,135 You wrote my wedding toast. 144 00:06:52,314 --> 00:06:54,464 Yeah, I just wanted to make sure there weren't any sex jokes in there, 145 00:06:54,691 --> 00:06:56,044 because my Grandma Lottie still thinks I'm a virgin, 146 00:06:56,234 --> 00:06:58,304 despite what was painted on our town's water tower. 147 00:06:58,528 --> 00:06:59,563 Well, what about your honeymoon? 148 00:07:01,656 --> 00:07:03,214 I just want a hotel that's on the beach. 149 00:07:03,408 --> 00:07:04,921 Oh, and it's got to have a bathroom with a bidet, 150 00:07:05,118 --> 00:07:07,791 because I cannot wear my "going-out" thong if I've got sand in my patootie. 151 00:07:08,038 --> 00:07:09,710 That's why Travelocity's so great. 152 00:07:09,915 --> 00:07:11,553 You can compare four hotels at once, 153 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,866 plus, there's tons of user reviews to help you. 154 00:07:14,086 --> 00:07:15,758 See, wouldn't I make a great spokesperson? 155 00:07:15,962 --> 00:07:18,396 Screw Hawaii. Know where you should go? 156 00:07:18,632 --> 00:07:21,192 Turk, for the last time, there's no place called Kokomo. 157 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:23,382 Where'd the Beach Boys shoot the video, huh? 158 00:07:24,554 --> 00:07:25,873 I'm going to Hawaii. 159 00:07:27,099 --> 00:07:28,088 I'm booked! 160 00:07:28,266 --> 00:07:31,576 Hey, babe, still thinking about going skiing for our honeymoon? 161 00:07:31,853 --> 00:07:33,684 Oh, sure, sweetie. That's a total possibility. 162 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:37,726 Okay, so I know what I like. 163 00:07:38,944 --> 00:07:40,900 Kim, everything looks good. 164 00:07:41,154 --> 00:07:43,714 But since you're a new patient, I'd like to do an ultrasound. 165 00:07:43,949 --> 00:07:45,223 I'll be right back. 166 00:07:45,409 --> 00:07:46,683 I hate ultrasounds. 167 00:07:46,868 --> 00:07:49,428 The gel feels like a whale hocked a loogey on my belly. 168 00:07:49,663 --> 00:07:50,937 Plus, I'm always afraid in the first few seconds 169 00:07:51,123 --> 00:07:52,761 they're not going to feel a heartbeat. 170 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:55,916 Relax, Kim. Dorians are known for their strong will to live. 171 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,297 J.D., thank you for being here. 172 00:07:58,505 --> 00:08:00,780 It's making it a lot easier to get through this. 173 00:08:01,174 --> 00:08:02,766 Well, then I'm glad I'm here. 174 00:08:03,218 --> 00:08:07,416 So, do you want to know the sex of the baby? 'Cause I already found out. 175 00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:10,039 - Hit me. - It's a boy. 176 00:08:11,435 --> 00:08:12,390 A boy. 177 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:15,757 - What's his name? - He didn't say. 178 00:08:15,981 --> 00:08:18,939 - We have to pick one. - Can we name him Sam, after my dad? 179 00:08:19,276 --> 00:08:21,915 After what I did to you, you can name this kid whatever the hell you want. 180 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:25,077 We can name him Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian? 181 00:08:25,323 --> 00:08:27,757 Perry just 'cause I kinda like the ring to it. 182 00:08:27,993 --> 00:08:28,982 Sure. 183 00:08:29,161 --> 00:08:31,117 And Gilligan 'cause I lost that bet to Turk. 184 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:34,572 Those are all better than anything nerdy like Aragorn or Chewbacca. 185 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:36,441 Turk has dibs on Chewy. 186 00:08:39,713 --> 00:08:40,748 Turk? 187 00:08:40,922 --> 00:08:43,277 Should I get a male stripper for Elliot's bachelorette party? 188 00:08:43,508 --> 00:08:47,626 Are you looking for a Caucasian boy or more exotic fare? 189 00:08:48,472 --> 00:08:49,427 What? 190 00:08:49,598 --> 00:08:52,556 Once spring rolls around, Enid gets a little randy, 191 00:08:52,809 --> 00:08:56,085 so I throw a 20 to Churro, our neighbour's Guatemalan house boy, 192 00:08:56,354 --> 00:08:58,470 to get in our basement and let Enid chase him around 193 00:08:58,690 --> 00:09:01,568 in a wheelchair until the juice runs out. 194 00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:03,376 Churro hates America. 195 00:09:03,695 --> 00:09:05,048 Yeah, I wonder why. 196 00:09:06,156 --> 00:09:09,466 Okay, Mr Fulton, it's almost time to prep you for surgery. 197 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,310 Hello. Cute granddaughter. 198 00:09:12,662 --> 00:09:14,812 Actually, she's my daughter. 199 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,802 Congratulations. I got a daughter, too. 200 00:09:19,044 --> 00:09:23,481 Yeah. Six months, already playing basketball. 201 00:09:30,138 --> 00:09:31,696 So, check out the party plans. 202 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:35,041 A limo takes all the girls to the spa for a margi-marti-pedi party. 203 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:36,789 That's margaritas, martinis and pedicures. 204 00:09:36,978 --> 00:09:39,048 Oh, what about a margi-marti-mani-pedi party? 205 00:09:39,272 --> 00:09:40,261 You can't get manis. 206 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,317 You need your hands free for the margaritas and the martinis. 207 00:09:42,526 --> 00:09:43,925 Carla, this rocks. 208 00:09:44,111 --> 00:09:45,226 I know. 209 00:09:45,404 --> 00:09:47,679 What? What? What could possibly be wrong? 210 00:09:47,906 --> 00:09:50,978 Well, I just noticed that you've put Ronnie Eppelito on the list. 211 00:09:52,327 --> 00:09:54,716 See, I just like being the only girl on the list with a boy's name. 212 00:09:54,955 --> 00:09:56,752 And I find it odd that a month after I start working here, 213 00:09:56,957 --> 00:09:58,913 she changes her name from Veronica to Ronnie. 214 00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:00,275 Sure, Ronnie claims that 215 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,212 it's 'cause she doesn't want the same name as her mom, 216 00:10:02,421 --> 00:10:05,299 seeing as her mom snapped and set fire to that pre-school, 217 00:10:05,549 --> 00:10:07,460 but I still think it's a teensy bit coinky-dinky. 218 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:08,631 No problem, Ronnie's out. 219 00:10:08,802 --> 00:10:10,121 Wait, I'm not sure yet. 220 00:10:10,303 --> 00:10:13,215 I mean, Ronnie's also got, like, the best crazy mom stories. 221 00:10:13,473 --> 00:10:15,589 We are talking multiple felonies, 222 00:10:15,809 --> 00:10:18,164 including the attempted assassination of a federal judge. 223 00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:20,192 Fun. 224 00:10:20,397 --> 00:10:21,432 - Right? - Yeah. 225 00:10:21,606 --> 00:10:24,325 Plus, I'm not so sure we don't want to have a sit-down dinner. 226 00:10:24,568 --> 00:10:26,445 You know, maybe do something a little less girly, 227 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:28,962 like bowling or paint ball or fight club... 228 00:10:31,825 --> 00:10:34,544 - Okay, let's make a list. - Sounds great. 229 00:10:37,831 --> 00:10:39,628 And that's his heart, right there. 230 00:10:42,502 --> 00:10:45,574 Wow. That's amazing. 231 00:10:46,339 --> 00:10:47,977 Just don't get freaked out by how big his head is 232 00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:49,654 in comparison to the rest of his body. 233 00:10:51,428 --> 00:10:52,827 Trick or treat! 234 00:10:53,013 --> 00:10:54,651 What great costumes. 235 00:10:55,098 --> 00:10:56,816 I wouldn't recognise any of you. 236 00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:59,690 Well, except for you. You're Dorian's kid. 237 00:11:00,437 --> 00:11:01,552 Damn it! 238 00:11:02,981 --> 00:11:05,734 I bet he could fit a lot of candy corn in those cheeks. 239 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,887 I just hope he doesn't get my dad's dainty hands 240 00:11:11,114 --> 00:11:14,584 or my mom's patchy facial hair, and, no, I didn't flip those. 241 00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:17,970 I just want what every father wants for his son. 242 00:11:18,205 --> 00:11:20,958 Health, happiness and a life-long obsession 243 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,800 with American musical theatre. 244 00:11:24,211 --> 00:11:26,805 This has been the first good day for me in a long time, J.D. 245 00:11:27,047 --> 00:11:29,481 - Thank you. - I'm glad. 246 00:11:30,258 --> 00:11:31,577 I have to admit something. 247 00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:36,959 Last night, when I went into your room, I couldn't fall asleep. 248 00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:41,422 I just laid on the bed, staring at the door, 249 00:11:42,312 --> 00:11:44,030 hoping you might come in. 250 00:11:45,232 --> 00:11:46,665 - Kim... - I know. 251 00:11:46,858 --> 00:11:49,736 You don't trust me, and I don't even know if you like me. 252 00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:52,181 I don't really like myself right now. 253 00:11:52,406 --> 00:11:55,443 But do you think there's a one in a million chance that a year from now 254 00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:59,057 or five years from now, you could get to a place where you forgive me 255 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:02,127 and then maybe, you know, 256 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,058 we could give it another shot? 257 00:12:05,877 --> 00:12:07,833 "No" is a powerful word. 258 00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:12,172 It can surprise a colleague. 259 00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:14,545 Aren't you supposed to do surgery on that guy today? 260 00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:17,275 No, I decided to cancel it. 261 00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:23,934 Okay, I just got us into a great gay bar for some grope-free dancing. 262 00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:26,860 Now, I just have to call a few restaurants. 263 00:12:27,107 --> 00:12:29,416 "No" can piss off a friend. 264 00:12:29,651 --> 00:12:32,609 - Do you want some help, Elliot? - No, Carla, I've got it. 265 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:41,258 Luckily, with Kim, it was easy just to say "yes" and make her feel better. 266 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:44,299 No, Kim, I'm sorry. 267 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,433 There's not any chance. 268 00:12:48,295 --> 00:12:50,570 Unfortunately, I couldn't do it. 269 00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:53,952 Oh, what'd I miss? 270 00:12:59,056 --> 00:13:00,455 I felt bad about hurting Kim, 271 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,200 so, out of compassion, I pawned her off on my friends. 272 00:13:03,435 --> 00:13:06,393 Fine. She can come with us, but I'm not gonna be nice to her. 273 00:13:06,646 --> 00:13:07,601 Thanks. 274 00:13:07,773 --> 00:13:09,126 And listen, anytime you need a weekend to yourself, 275 00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:12,228 want me to take that annoying husband off your hands, just let me know. 276 00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:15,080 - Done. - Win, win. 277 00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:16,311 So where are you guys gonna go? 278 00:13:16,573 --> 00:13:18,803 We're gonna go look at bridesmaids' dresses to see what Carla thinks. 279 00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,912 Oh, yeah, because my opinion matters so much. 280 00:13:22,162 --> 00:13:23,436 What the frick is with you? 281 00:13:24,915 --> 00:13:26,189 Are you really that immature? 282 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:30,121 I'm gonna go check on Mr Fulton's recovery. 283 00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:34,046 - Oh, Mr Fulton didn't have the surgery. - What? 284 00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:37,408 Damn it, Ted, I want a catfight! 285 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:43,968 That'll do. 286 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:50,365 Hey, J.D., check it out, Ugly Betty holding Izzy. 287 00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:53,163 I don't care about your stupid Photoshopping, Turk. 288 00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:54,721 Dude, what the hell? That was real! 289 00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:55,972 We saw her at Costco. 290 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:59,203 You apologise to your friend right now. 291 00:13:59,449 --> 00:14:01,167 I'm sorry about your picture. 292 00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:04,440 - Gym teacher bunny conscience? - Yeah. 293 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,661 What the hell, man, why didn't you operate on Mr Fulton? 294 00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:10,422 Dude, I know the pain sucks, but it's not gonna kill him. 295 00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:13,942 And vascular surgery here is way too risky for a guy that age. 296 00:14:14,214 --> 00:14:15,533 Wasn't too risky yesterday. 297 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:18,867 Yeah, well, that was before I found out he had a kid. 298 00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,855 I really want to thank you guys for bringing me out. 299 00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:29,741 It's nice to get out of the house, even if you won't talk to me. 300 00:14:38,196 --> 00:14:40,073 - Actually, Kim? - Yeah? 301 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:44,177 Would you mind just trying on this dress for my cousin Leila? 302 00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:46,064 Is she pregnant, too? 303 00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:48,176 Oh, no. Just a fatty-fatty-fatty. 304 00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,131 "Would you try on this dress for my cousin Leila?" 305 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,697 Okay, what is your problem? 306 00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:57,121 You totally took over the bachelorette party. 307 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,900 - You're a crazy control freak. - I am not. 308 00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:01,412 Really? 309 00:15:01,845 --> 00:15:03,244 Because even though I know you don't 310 00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,466 want the bridesmaids to wear any jewellery, 311 00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:09,470 I thought I would wear this tiara. Is that all right with you? 312 00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,386 - Of course it is. - Good. 313 00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:13,755 Because I think it... 314 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,134 I said, "No bling!" 315 00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:18,150 - See, I told you. - I'll pay for that. 316 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:26,366 - Kim, are you okay? - What am I doing here? 317 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,758 Everybody hates me. 318 00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:33,020 I can't get the zipper up on your big fat cousin's dress. 319 00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:36,842 No wonder J.D. said what he said. 320 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:39,431 What did he say? 321 00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,703 How could you do that to the mother of your child? 322 00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:42,916 Yeah, all Kim asked was if there was 323 00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:44,289 a one in a million chance for the two of you, 324 00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:46,109 and you couldn't just give her a little hope? 325 00:15:46,306 --> 00:15:47,341 Now you're on her side? 326 00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:50,633 She's pregnant! You're supposed to tell her what she wants to hear. 327 00:15:50,894 --> 00:15:52,452 Yeah, like remember when Carla was preggers 328 00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:53,840 and we all told her how beautiful she was, 329 00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:55,296 even though she looked like George Lopez? 330 00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:57,438 It's the same thing, right? 331 00:15:58,193 --> 00:15:59,421 Okay, fight time-out is over. 332 00:15:59,611 --> 00:16:01,010 Now I'm really pissed at you. 333 00:16:03,573 --> 00:16:05,211 Well, well, well. 334 00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,809 - I told you they'd turn on you. - That's just two people. 335 00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:09,484 Boys. 336 00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:10,652 She's pregnant, man. 337 00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:13,789 - That's uncool. - How could you do such a thing? 338 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,157 What'd he do? 339 00:16:17,629 --> 00:16:21,941 Hey, Turk, you might want to buckle up because the Coxian Express... 340 00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:24,489 "Coxian" is not the adjective version of your name. 341 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,756 It's a clever combination of Cox and Dorian. 342 00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:27,961 Oh. 343 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,812 Anyway, the aforementioned Express 344 00:16:30,016 --> 00:16:32,325 is about to drop some knowledge on your brown ass. 345 00:16:32,561 --> 00:16:35,758 You can't change who you are as a doctor just because you're a dad. 346 00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:37,012 Tell him, Per. 347 00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,545 Of course being a father changes who you are as a doctor. 348 00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:42,006 For God's sake, it changes everything about ya. 349 00:16:42,237 --> 00:16:44,273 Why did you come if you were just gonna contradict me? 350 00:16:44,489 --> 00:16:47,686 I don't know, intentionally annoying you seems pretty Coxian. 351 00:16:47,951 --> 00:16:49,987 That is the adjective version. 352 00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:52,239 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to step over there, 353 00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:55,732 so that we can present a united front against you. 354 00:16:57,836 --> 00:17:02,227 Listen, Newbie, having a kid changes the way you think about everything. 355 00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,521 Hell yeah, it does. 356 00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:07,949 Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash, 357 00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:11,293 you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it. 358 00:17:12,142 --> 00:17:15,851 But now, I'm not riskin' my health eatin' trash food. 359 00:17:17,147 --> 00:17:18,819 I mean, unless it's a corn dog. 360 00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:22,076 Thank God you procreated. 361 00:17:22,277 --> 00:17:25,792 Newbie, the point is, when that kid comes, 362 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,879 you'll start seeing the world a whole lot differently. 363 00:17:30,494 --> 00:17:33,008 - You develop patience. - You learn to forgive easier. 364 00:17:33,538 --> 00:17:35,335 If you've got baby poop on your thumb, 365 00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,735 it's no big deal. You can just rub it off on your jeans like that. 366 00:17:38,251 --> 00:17:40,685 I've seen the Wiggles live in concert. 367 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,915 Twice. 368 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,603 Did they perform Big Red Car? 369 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,712 They opened and closed the show with it. It was awesome. 370 00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,353 Carla, we need to talk. 371 00:17:57,521 --> 00:17:58,954 No, sir, not... 372 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:05,662 Look, I know that I'm a control freak, but it's just my nature. 373 00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:09,063 For example, you've got one maverick hair sticking out of that right eyebrow 374 00:18:09,324 --> 00:18:10,723 that is driving me crazy, and I want nothing more 375 00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:14,538 than to pin you down and to pluck the hell out of it, but of course I won't. 376 00:18:14,996 --> 00:18:17,874 Unless you want me to. Never mind. 377 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:24,788 What I really wanted to say is that you're my best friend and I'm sorry. 378 00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:28,286 Good, because the party's still on. 379 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,478 But on one condition. 380 00:18:30,679 --> 00:18:32,909 You gotta go the next 20 minutes without asking any questions 381 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:34,129 about what we're doing. 382 00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:36,157 I can do that. 383 00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:41,167 Wow, this is so cool! 384 00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,383 And time. That's 20 minutes! 385 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:46,645 What are we doing? Where is everyone? 386 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,299 - This feels all wrong. - Elliot, relax. 387 00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:51,321 This is your night, you get to make all the decisions. 388 00:18:51,575 --> 00:18:54,043 Now, all your friends are standing by. 389 00:18:54,286 --> 00:18:56,402 I have made reservations at four different restaurants. 390 00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:59,089 I booked a paint ball field, four lanes at the bowling alley, 391 00:18:59,332 --> 00:19:01,971 and I've made reservations at various gay dance clubs. 392 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,485 You get to pick what we do, what we talk about and, 393 00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:07,147 at the end, Keith will show up to carry you out the door, 394 00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:09,850 reminding the rest of us that you are the one that's getting married. 395 00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:11,048 And what if I don't like the outfits 396 00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:12,208 that some of the girls are wearing? 397 00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,662 Everyone's been told that they have to bring backup outfits. 398 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:16,039 Is Ronnie Eppelito coming? 399 00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:19,534 Ronnie is waiting at the next corner, and she has no idea why. 400 00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:22,803 If you want, we can pick her up. If not, we can fly right by. 401 00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:25,666 Oh, Carla, you're the most amazing friend ever! 402 00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:26,890 Duck! 403 00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:35,236 - I love you. - I love you, too. 404 00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:40,040 - This is the best night out! - I know! 405 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,878 We're getting married! We're getting married! 406 00:19:45,128 --> 00:19:46,117 Elliot's getting... 407 00:19:46,296 --> 00:19:48,332 I was glad it was late and that Kim was asleep. 408 00:19:48,548 --> 00:19:50,937 It gave me time to think about what Turk and Dr Cox said 409 00:19:51,176 --> 00:19:53,007 about fatherhood changing you. 410 00:19:53,762 --> 00:19:56,959 This is Jack, right after he was feeding some ducks. 411 00:19:57,224 --> 00:19:59,215 Izzy driving a Tonka truck. 412 00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:02,430 And how Elliot was getting married and moving on with her life. 413 00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:03,916 Here we go. 414 00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:07,098 - Did she try to control everything? - She wasn't so bad. 415 00:20:08,694 --> 00:20:11,845 Other shoulder, Keith. It's more comfortable. 416 00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:16,402 But mostly, I thought about how much it sucked 417 00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:18,415 that my parents were divorced when I was a kid. 418 00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,278 Right here. I'm just checking. 419 00:20:21,498 --> 00:20:24,376 And how much easier life would be for my son if Kim and I were together. 420 00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:25,615 Come here! 421 00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:27,068 Sammy just told me he's very ticklish right here. 422 00:20:27,254 --> 00:20:28,209 Oh, right there? 423 00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:34,310 It wasn't just about me any more. 424 00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:36,990 I had to give us a shot. 425 00:20:38,974 --> 00:20:39,963 Hey. 426 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,339 Hey. 427 00:20:41,518 --> 00:20:43,509 Even if it was only one in a million.