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The reason time had slowed down
was because I had just been
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blind-sided by the
two most important women in my life.
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First, Elliot asked me this.
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J.D., do you think I'm making
a mistake by marrying Keith?
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And then my ex-girlfriend, Kim,
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who had lied and told me
she had a miscarriage,
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followed me back from a medical
convention and asked me this.
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J.D., how could you
just leave me there?
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Holy frick, you're still pregnant!
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Hey, do you think that
I should marry Keith?
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Fortunately, Carla had special
maid-of-honour radar
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that let her know
when Elliot was obsessing.
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Elliot, I already told you,
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you're just going through
some pre-wedding panic.
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Here.
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This is how it'll feel when you walk out
of that church, married.
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Clap, damn it!
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Thank you!
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Thank you all.
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Look, I know you're angry,
but you promised we'd talk,
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and then you just left me
stranded there at that bar.
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You know what? You're right.
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I'm sorry.
Let me just file these and we'll talk.
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Great.
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Hello?
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How could you do this to me again?
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Cut me some slack,
I just found out I'm still having a baby.
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I get it.
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Look, I just ordered a cup of coffee.
I know you can't have caffeine,
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but you want me to get you some tea
and we can sit and talk?
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That would be great.
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It's open, Kim.
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J.D., what the hell?
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Okay, that one was a little excessive,
I'm sorry.
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It's just that every time
I think about running away,
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I look at the fat guy in the track suit
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with the giant rabbit head
and he doesn't say anything.
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- Okay, elaborating would help.
- He's my conscience.
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I realised I'd listen to it more
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if I imagined something
I was really afraid of.
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The track suit because I had this mean
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phys-ed teacher in high school
named Mr Fratelli.
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And the rabbit head because my uncle
once ate rabbit and he got belly worms.
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Look, I wanted to talk to you because,
well, the baby's due in a month.
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And I guess I was hoping
that you'd want me to have it here.
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You know, so that we could
go through it together.
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Really?
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I'm sorry, Kim.
This is a big deal for me.
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I think I need to be alone right now.
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Thanks for being
alone with me, Choco.
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- So, what should I do?
- Well, it's a tough call.
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When it comes to babies,
women are crazy.
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If you would, please, can you hold her
by that rim over there, right?
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I'm gonna Photoshop a basketball into
her hand and then Photoshop you out.
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Everybody's gonna think
my baby can dunk! Right?
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It's gonna be crazy!
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Maybe I should ask another dad.
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I know what Kim did to you
was just crazy,
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but pregnant women are among
a select group of people
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who are actually allowed to act insane.
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Much like sports mascots,
local weathermen,
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theme park performers and that guy
with the question-mark jacket
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who teaches people how to get
free money from the government.
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Besides, we're talking about your kid.
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I think we both know what
you're gonna do.
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Okay, I'm in.
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- Really?
- Yeah, you can even stay here.
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- But this is only a one-bedroom.
- This couch isn't that uncomfortable.
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Thanks.
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Actually, I'm gonna go
lie down right now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You get the couch, I get the bed.
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Was that not clear?
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Dorian! She's pregnant,
give her the bed.
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- Fine, you can have the bed.
- You're a great guy, J.D.
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Dorian, don't watch a nudie movie
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with the mother of your child
in the next room.
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- Really?
- Nah, I'm cool with it.
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Have I got a carrot for her.
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Since Kim didn't have
an OB here in town,
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we made her an appointment
at the hospital.
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Unfortunately, that meant she had to
face all of the people
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who were mad at her
for what she'd done.
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There was my best friend,
who was furious,
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and my mentor, who was equally
upset, but didn't want to show it.
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- Hi, Kim.
- Hey, Perry.
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And other acquaintances, who were
much more loyal than I thought.
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- Hussy.
- Liar.
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Jerk. Who is that?
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All this group anger's made me hungry.
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Of course, everything makes me
hungry right now.
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Well, I gotta go check on a patient.
I'll meet you upstairs?
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Great.
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Hey, and by the way, all of this
sympathy that's coming your way?
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That's gonna turn.
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And when it does, I'm gonna be here
and I'm gonna enjoy...
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Hey, not finished.
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It.
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Mr Fulton, the reason
you're having chronic pain
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and trouble walking is
you have peripheral arterial disease.
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How do you treat it?
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Well, that's why I brought in
a surgical consult.
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- Dr Turk?
- One second, please.
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Turk liked patients to see him
intensely studying their charts,
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because he felt it instilled confidence.
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Only I knew the clipboard was blank.
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Interesting stuff.
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We're gonna discuss some options
and get back to you.
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Since Turk was a surgeon,
he always had the same answer.
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I'm slicin' that guy open.
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Vascular surgery on a guy his age?
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Dude, I've done tons of these and, yes,
there's a risk.
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But with this type of surgery, his quality
of life would improve like that.
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I'm telling you, he could be
playing tennis by the weekend.
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What do you think, Perry?
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Let me phrase my response
in the form of a riddle.
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What's black and white
and should never,
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ever, ever be allowed inside
of a hospital?
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Is it Lloyd and Sharisse?
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Because their PDA
has gotten out of control.
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And yet,
you two still nauseate me more.
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Oh, my God.
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Is it still funny to yell, "Get a room"?
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I don't care, I'm goin' for it.
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Get a room!
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Kim.
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How could you be so nice to her
after what she did?
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- I wasn't nice. That was neutral.
- "Neutral"?
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"Hey, Kim!" That's neutral?
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- She's with child.
- Oh, so she's with child.
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Fine!
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I'll do it over.
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Kim?
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Great.
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That sucked.
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How did you get so good
at being mean?
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It gets much easier
when you're married.
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Oh! Speaking of which,
I'm throwing you a bachelorette party.
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Carla!
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I'm your maid of honour,
and you haven't let me do anything yet.
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Since you got engaged, you've become
much more of a control freak.
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Oh, I'm not that bad.
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You wrote my wedding toast.
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Yeah, I just wanted to make sure
there weren't any sex jokes in there,
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because my Grandma Lottie
still thinks I'm a virgin,
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despite what was painted on
our town's water tower.
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Well, what about your honeymoon?
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I just want a hotel that's on the beach.
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Oh, and it's got to have a bathroom
with a bidet,
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because I cannot wear my "going-out"
thong if I've got sand in my patootie.
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That's why Travelocity's so great.
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You can compare four hotels at once,
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plus, there's tons of user reviews
to help you.
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See, wouldn't I make
a great spokesperson?
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Screw Hawaii.
Know where you should go?
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Turk, for the last time,
there's no place called Kokomo.
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Where'd the Beach Boys
shoot the video, huh?
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I'm going to Hawaii.
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I'm booked!
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Hey, babe, still thinking about going
skiing for our honeymoon?
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Oh, sure, sweetie.
That's a total possibility.
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Okay, so I know what I like.
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Kim, everything looks good.
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But since you're a new patient,
I'd like to do an ultrasound.
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I'll be right back.
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I hate ultrasounds.
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The gel feels like a whale hocked
a loogey on my belly.
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Plus, I'm always afraid
in the first few seconds
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they're not going to feel a heartbeat.
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Relax, Kim. Dorians are known
for their strong will to live.
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J.D., thank you for being here.
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It's making it a lot easier
to get through this.
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Well, then I'm glad I'm here.
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So, do you want to know the sex of the
baby? 'Cause I already found out.
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- Hit me.
- It's a boy.
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A boy.
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- What's his name?
- He didn't say.
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- We have to pick one.
- Can we name him Sam, after my dad?
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After what I did to you, you can name
this kid whatever the hell you want.
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We can name him
Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian?
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Perry just 'cause
I kinda like the ring to it.
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Sure.
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And Gilligan 'cause I lost
that bet to Turk.
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Those are all better than anything
nerdy like Aragorn or Chewbacca.
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Turk has dibs on Chewy.
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Turk?
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Should I get a male stripper
for Elliot's bachelorette party?
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Are you looking for a Caucasian boy
or more exotic fare?
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What?
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Once spring rolls around,
Enid gets a little randy,
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so I throw a 20 to Churro, our
neighbour's Guatemalan house boy,
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to get in our basement
and let Enid chase him around
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in a wheelchair until the juice runs out.
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Churro hates America.
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Yeah, I wonder why.
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Okay, Mr Fulton,
it's almost time to prep you for surgery.
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Hello. Cute granddaughter.
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Actually, she's my daughter.
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Congratulations. I got a daughter, too.
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Yeah. Six months,
already playing basketball.
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So, check out the party plans.
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A limo takes all the girls to the spa
for a margi-marti-pedi party.
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That's margaritas, martinis
and pedicures.
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Oh, what about a
margi-marti-mani-pedi party?
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You can't get manis.
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You need your hands free for
the margaritas and the martinis.
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Carla, this rocks.
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I know.
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What? What?
What could possibly be wrong?
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Well, I just noticed that you've put
Ronnie Eppelito on the list.
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See, I just like being the only girl
on the list with a boy's name.
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And I find it odd that a month
after I start working here,
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she changes her name
from Veronica to Ronnie.
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Sure, Ronnie claims that
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it's 'cause she doesn't want
the same name as her mom,
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seeing as her mom snapped
and set fire to that pre-school,
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but I still think
it's a teensy bit coinky-dinky.
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No problem, Ronnie's out.
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Wait, I'm not sure yet.
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I mean, Ronnie's also got, like,
the best crazy mom stories.
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We are talking multiple felonies,
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including the attempted assassination
of a federal judge.
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Fun.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Plus, I'm not so sure we don't want to
have a sit-down dinner.
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You know, maybe do something
a little less girly,
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like bowling or paint ball or fight club...
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- Okay, let's make a list.
- Sounds great.
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And that's his heart, right there.
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Wow. That's amazing.
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Just don't get freaked out
by how big his head is
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in comparison to the rest of his body.
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Trick or treat!
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What great costumes.
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I wouldn't recognise any of you.
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Well, except for you.
You're Dorian's kid.
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Damn it!
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I bet he could fit a lot of
candy corn in those cheeks.
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I just hope he doesn't get
my dad's dainty hands
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or my mom's patchy facial hair,
and, no, I didn't flip those.
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I just want what every father
wants for his son.
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Health, happiness
and a life-long obsession
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with American musical theatre.
244
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This has been the first good day
for me in a long time, J.D.
245
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- Thank you.
- I'm glad.
246
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I have to admit something.
247
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Last night, when I went into your room,
I couldn't fall asleep.
248
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I just laid on the bed,
staring at the door,
249
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hoping you might come in.
250
00:11:45,232 --> 00:11:46,665
- Kim...
- I know.
251
00:11:46,858 --> 00:11:49,736
You don't trust me,
and I don't even know if you like me.
252
00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:52,181
I don't really like myself right now.
253
00:11:52,406 --> 00:11:55,443
But do you think there's a one in
a million chance that a year from now
254
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or five years from now, you could
get to a place where you forgive me
255
00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:02,127
and then maybe, you know,
256
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,058
we could give it another shot?
257
00:12:05,877 --> 00:12:07,833
"No" is a powerful word.
258
00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:12,172
It can surprise a colleague.
259
00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:14,545
Aren't you supposed to do surgery
on that guy today?
260
00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:17,275
No, I decided to cancel it.
261
00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:23,934
Okay, I just got us into a great gay bar
for some grope-free dancing.
262
00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:26,860
Now, I just have to call
a few restaurants.
263
00:12:27,107 --> 00:12:29,416
"No" can piss off a friend.
264
00:12:29,651 --> 00:12:32,609
- Do you want some help, Elliot?
- No, Carla, I've got it.
265
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:41,258
Luckily, with Kim, it was easy just
to say "yes" and make her feel better.
266
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:44,299
No, Kim, I'm sorry.
267
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There's not any chance.
268
00:12:48,295 --> 00:12:50,570
Unfortunately, I couldn't do it.
269
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Oh, what'd I miss?
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I felt bad about hurting Kim,
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so, out of compassion,
I pawned her off on my friends.
272
00:13:03,435 --> 00:13:06,393
Fine. She can come with us,
but I'm not gonna be nice to her.
273
00:13:06,646 --> 00:13:07,601
Thanks.
274
00:13:07,773 --> 00:13:09,126
And listen, anytime you need
a weekend to yourself,
275
00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:12,228
want me to take that annoying husband
off your hands, just let me know.
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00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:15,080
- Done.
- Win, win.
277
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:16,311
So where are you guys gonna go?
278
00:13:16,573 --> 00:13:18,803
We're gonna go look at bridesmaids'
dresses to see what Carla thinks.
279
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,912
Oh, yeah,
because my opinion matters so much.
280
00:13:22,162 --> 00:13:23,436
What the frick is with you?
281
00:13:24,915 --> 00:13:26,189
Are you really that immature?
282
00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:30,121
I'm gonna go check
on Mr Fulton's recovery.
283
00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:34,046
- Oh, Mr Fulton didn't have the surgery.
- What?
284
00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:37,408
Damn it, Ted, I want a catfight!
285
00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:43,968
That'll do.
286
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:50,365
Hey, J.D., check it out,
Ugly Betty holding Izzy.
287
00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:53,163
I don't care about your
stupid Photoshopping, Turk.
288
00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:54,721
Dude, what the hell? That was real!
289
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:55,972
We saw her at Costco.
290
00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:59,203
You apologise to your friend right now.
291
00:13:59,449 --> 00:14:01,167
I'm sorry about your picture.
292
00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:04,440
- Gym teacher bunny conscience?
- Yeah.
293
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,661
What the hell, man,
why didn't you operate on Mr Fulton?
294
00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:10,422
Dude, I know the pain sucks,
but it's not gonna kill him.
295
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:13,942
And vascular surgery here is
way too risky for a guy that age.
296
00:14:14,214 --> 00:14:15,533
Wasn't too risky yesterday.
297
00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:18,867
Yeah, well, that was before
I found out he had a kid.
298
00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,855
I really want to thank you guys
for bringing me out.
299
00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:29,741
It's nice to get out of the house,
even if you won't talk to me.
300
00:14:38,196 --> 00:14:40,073
- Actually, Kim?
- Yeah?
301
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:44,177
Would you mind just trying on
this dress for my cousin Leila?
302
00:14:44,995 --> 00:14:46,064
Is she pregnant, too?
303
00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:48,176
Oh, no. Just a fatty-fatty-fatty.
304
00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,131
"Would you try on this dress
for my cousin Leila?"
305
00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,697
Okay, what is your problem?
306
00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:57,121
You totally took over
the bachelorette party.
307
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,900
- You're a crazy control freak.
- I am not.
308
00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:01,412
Really?
309
00:15:01,845 --> 00:15:03,244
Because even though I know you don't
310
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,466
want the bridesmaids
to wear any jewellery,
311
00:15:05,682 --> 00:15:09,470
I thought I would wear this tiara.
Is that all right with you?
312
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,386
- Of course it is.
- Good.
313
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:13,755
Because I think it...
314
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,134
I said, "No bling!"
315
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:18,150
- See, I told you.
- I'll pay for that.
316
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:26,366
- Kim, are you okay?
- What am I doing here?
317
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,758
Everybody hates me.
318
00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:33,020
I can't get the zipper up
on your big fat cousin's dress.
319
00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:36,842
No wonder J.D. said what he said.
320
00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:39,431
What did he say?
321
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,703
How could you do that
to the mother of your child?
322
00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:42,916
Yeah, all Kim asked was if there was
323
00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:44,289
a one in a million chance
for the two of you,
324
00:15:44,471 --> 00:15:46,109
and you couldn't just give her
a little hope?
325
00:15:46,306 --> 00:15:47,341
Now you're on her side?
326
00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:50,633
She's pregnant! You're supposed to
tell her what she wants to hear.
327
00:15:50,894 --> 00:15:52,452
Yeah, like remember
when Carla was preggers
328
00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:53,840
and we all told her
how beautiful she was,
329
00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:55,296
even though she looked
like George Lopez?
330
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:57,438
It's the same thing, right?
331
00:15:58,193 --> 00:15:59,421
Okay, fight time-out is over.
332
00:15:59,611 --> 00:16:01,010
Now I'm really pissed at you.
333
00:16:03,573 --> 00:16:05,211
Well, well, well.
334
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,809
- I told you they'd turn on you.
- That's just two people.
335
00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:09,484
Boys.
336
00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:10,652
She's pregnant, man.
337
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:13,789
- That's uncool.
- How could you do such a thing?
338
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,157
What'd he do?
339
00:16:17,629 --> 00:16:21,941
Hey, Turk, you might want to buckle up
because the Coxian Express...
340
00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:24,489
"Coxian" is not the adjective
version of your name.
341
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,756
It's a clever combination
of Cox and Dorian.
342
00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:27,961
Oh.
343
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,812
Anyway, the aforementioned Express
344
00:16:30,016 --> 00:16:32,325
is about to drop some knowledge
on your brown ass.
345
00:16:32,561 --> 00:16:35,758
You can't change who you are
as a doctor just because you're a dad.
346
00:16:36,023 --> 00:16:37,012
Tell him, Per.
347
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,545
Of course being a father
changes who you are as a doctor.
348
00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:42,006
For God's sake,
it changes everything about ya.
349
00:16:42,237 --> 00:16:44,273
Why did you come
if you were just gonna contradict me?
350
00:16:44,489 --> 00:16:47,686
I don't know, intentionally annoying you
seems pretty Coxian.
351
00:16:47,951 --> 00:16:49,987
That is the adjective version.
352
00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:52,239
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to step over there,
353
00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:55,732
so that we can present
a united front against you.
354
00:16:57,836 --> 00:17:02,227
Listen, Newbie, having a kid changes
the way you think about everything.
355
00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,521
Hell yeah, it does.
356
00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:07,949
Before Izzy was born, if I saw a
half-eaten meatball sub in the trash,
357
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:11,293
you better believe I would dust
that bad boy off and go to town on it.
358
00:17:12,142 --> 00:17:15,851
But now, I'm not riskin' my health
eatin' trash food.
359
00:17:17,147 --> 00:17:18,819
I mean, unless it's a corn dog.
360
00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:22,076
Thank God you procreated.
361
00:17:22,277 --> 00:17:25,792
Newbie, the point is,
when that kid comes,
362
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,879
you'll start seeing the world
a whole lot differently.
363
00:17:30,494 --> 00:17:33,008
- You develop patience.
- You learn to forgive easier.
364
00:17:33,538 --> 00:17:35,335
If you've got baby poop on your thumb,
365
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,735
it's no big deal. You can just
rub it off on your jeans like that.
366
00:17:38,251 --> 00:17:40,685
I've seen the Wiggles live in concert.
367
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,915
Twice.
368
00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,603
Did they perform Big Red Car?
369
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,712
They opened and closed
the show with it. It was awesome.
370
00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,353
Carla, we need to talk.
371
00:17:57,521 --> 00:17:58,954
No, sir, not...
372
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:05,662
Look, I know that I'm a control freak,
but it's just my nature.
373
00:18:05,946 --> 00:18:09,063
For example, you've got one maverick
hair sticking out of that right eyebrow
374
00:18:09,324 --> 00:18:10,723
that is driving me crazy,
and I want nothing more
375
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:14,538
than to pin you down and to pluck
the hell out of it, but of course I won't.
376
00:18:14,996 --> 00:18:17,874
Unless you want me to. Never mind.
377
00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:24,788
What I really wanted to say is that
you're my best friend and I'm sorry.
378
00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:28,286
Good, because the party's still on.
379
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,478
But on one condition.
380
00:18:30,679 --> 00:18:32,909
You gotta go the next 20 minutes
without asking any questions
381
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:34,129
about what we're doing.
382
00:18:34,599 --> 00:18:36,157
I can do that.
383
00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:41,167
Wow, this is so cool!
384
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,383
And time. That's 20 minutes!
385
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:46,645
What are we doing?
Where is everyone?
386
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,299
- This feels all wrong.
- Elliot, relax.
387
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:51,321
This is your night,
you get to make all the decisions.
388
00:18:51,575 --> 00:18:54,043
Now, all your friends are standing by.
389
00:18:54,286 --> 00:18:56,402
I have made reservations
at four different restaurants.
390
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:59,089
I booked a paint ball field,
four lanes at the bowling alley,
391
00:18:59,332 --> 00:19:01,971
and I've made reservations
at various gay dance clubs.
392
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,485
You get to pick what we do,
what we talk about and,
393
00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:07,147
at the end, Keith will show up
to carry you out the door,
394
00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:09,850
reminding the rest of us that
you are the one that's getting married.
395
00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:11,048
And what if I don't like the outfits
396
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:12,208
that some of the girls are wearing?
397
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,662
Everyone's been told that
they have to bring backup outfits.
398
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:16,039
Is Ronnie Eppelito coming?
399
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:19,534
Ronnie is waiting at the next corner,
and she has no idea why.
400
00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:22,803
If you want, we can pick her up.
If not, we can fly right by.
401
00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:25,666
Oh, Carla,
you're the most amazing friend ever!
402
00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:26,890
Duck!
403
00:19:32,199 --> 00:19:35,236
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
404
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:40,040
- This is the best night out!
- I know!
405
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,878
We're getting married!
We're getting married!
406
00:19:45,128 --> 00:19:46,117
Elliot's getting...
407
00:19:46,296 --> 00:19:48,332
I was glad it was late
and that Kim was asleep.
408
00:19:48,548 --> 00:19:50,937
It gave me time to think about
what Turk and Dr Cox said
409
00:19:51,176 --> 00:19:53,007
about fatherhood changing you.
410
00:19:53,762 --> 00:19:56,959
This is Jack,
right after he was feeding some ducks.
411
00:19:57,224 --> 00:19:59,215
Izzy driving a Tonka truck.
412
00:19:59,518 --> 00:20:02,430
And how Elliot was getting married
and moving on with her life.
413
00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:03,916
Here we go.
414
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:07,098
- Did she try to control everything?
- She wasn't so bad.
415
00:20:08,694 --> 00:20:11,845
Other shoulder, Keith.
It's more comfortable.
416
00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:16,402
But mostly,
I thought about how much it sucked
417
00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:18,415
that my parents were divorced
when I was a kid.
418
00:20:19,287 --> 00:20:21,278
Right here. I'm just checking.
419
00:20:21,498 --> 00:20:24,376
And how much easier life would be
for my son if Kim and I were together.
420
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:25,615
Come here!
421
00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:27,068
Sammy just told me
he's very ticklish right here.
422
00:20:27,254 --> 00:20:28,209
Oh, right there?
423
00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:34,310
It wasn't just about me any more.
424
00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:36,990
I had to give us a shot.
425
00:20:38,974 --> 00:20:39,963
Hey.
426
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,339
Hey.
427
00:20:41,518 --> 00:20:43,509
Even if it was only one in a million.