1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,312 So there we were. 2 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,303 Elliot about to get married, 3 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,226 me about to have a baby with Kim, 4 00:00:09,392 --> 00:00:11,269 careening toward a kiss. 5 00:00:11,436 --> 00:00:13,233 We were both terrified because either one of us 6 00:00:13,396 --> 00:00:14,988 could back out at the last second, 7 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:18,265 leaving the other kissing the air and feeling like a fool. 8 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:20,316 Ah, the point of no return. 9 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,239 The closing of the eyes. 10 00:00:22,405 --> 00:00:23,997 Time to dine. 11 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,194 Elliot? 12 00:00:28,745 --> 00:00:30,656 J.D., what are we doing? 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,822 How the hell did she do that? 14 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,856 Look, what almost happened in there is not about us. 15 00:00:37,045 --> 00:00:38,876 Of course not. Please. Us. 16 00:00:39,047 --> 00:00:41,277 I mean, we're both just on the verge of making giant commitments 17 00:00:41,466 --> 00:00:42,694 and, as usual, we're freaking out. 18 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,674 You're right. And you know what? We can't let fear 19 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,403 screw up our relationships. 20 00:00:46,555 --> 00:00:48,273 Who wants to end up like Snoop Dogg Intern? 21 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:50,308 - Hey. - Sorry. Snoop Dogg Resident. 22 00:00:50,475 --> 00:00:52,306 - Hey. - Snoop Dogg Attending? 23 00:00:52,477 --> 00:00:54,308 - That's right, baby. - All right. 24 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:56,037 The point is he hasn't told Josephine 25 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,861 that she gives him wowsers in his trousers. 26 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:01,172 Hey, be cool. Be cool, man. I'm working on it. Okay? 27 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,511 I'm with you, dawg. Just keep it real. 28 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,369 - What do we do now? - Nothing. 29 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,171 Nothing happened, so we never have to speak of this again. 30 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,642 - Hey. - Keith? 31 00:01:09,786 --> 00:01:10,821 Keith? 32 00:01:10,954 --> 00:01:11,943 Keith? 33 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,150 Wait, I was already surprised out loud. 34 00:01:14,332 --> 00:01:17,005 I was lonely at home, so I decided to come by and say hi. 35 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,036 And then I had one of those weird, crystallising moments 36 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,727 when everything becomes so clear. 37 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,919 I mean, I should've been relieved that Keith hadn't shown up earlier 38 00:01:25,093 --> 00:01:27,448 and walked in on J.D. And me, but I wasn't. 39 00:01:27,637 --> 00:01:30,435 I wish he had caught us, because the truth is... 40 00:01:32,476 --> 00:01:33,750 I don't want to marry him. 41 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,566 - Shut up! - Oh! 42 00:01:36,354 --> 00:01:38,584 Honestly, I think I let it get this far 43 00:01:38,773 --> 00:01:41,333 because of how much I want to be married, you know? 44 00:01:41,526 --> 00:01:43,403 God, I want to be married. 45 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:44,923 Baby... 46 00:01:45,614 --> 00:01:47,093 Hey, I'm sorry for barging in so late. 47 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,708 I hope I didn't interrupt anything important. 48 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,946 - Oh... - Actually, since I'm diabetic, 49 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,554 Carla only lets me eat one candy bar every six months, 50 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:58,184 so she was helping me choose which one to go with. 51 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:01,012 First, we cut out all candy that sounds remotely racist, 52 00:02:01,213 --> 00:02:02,931 which includes all dark chocolate 53 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:06,081 and I know this sounds weird, but Ju Ju Bes. 54 00:02:06,301 --> 00:02:07,939 - Oh... - Then Carla was like, 55 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:10,528 "Well, what about Junior Mints?" And I was like, "Junior Mints? 56 00:02:10,722 --> 00:02:12,838 "Baby, if I want my candy to freshen my breath, 57 00:02:13,016 --> 00:02:15,086 "I'll just slap some toothpaste on a Whatchamacallit bar 58 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,940 "and go to town on that bad boy!" 59 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,775 You know what I'm saying? 60 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:25,567 She knows I'm changing the subject 'cause she's sad. 61 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,929 Come here. Come here, Elliot. 62 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:33,263 No. 63 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:34,446 Okay. 64 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,283 What did he ask you? 65 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:40,017 Oh, he just wanted to know if there was anything I needed. 66 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:41,279 Elliot. 67 00:02:41,419 --> 00:02:43,296 He asked me if they still make Mars Bars. 68 00:02:49,261 --> 00:02:51,570 Come on, Bob, there's an empty table right there. 69 00:02:51,763 --> 00:02:54,118 I'll leave for $ 10. 70 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,025 Pleasure doing business. 71 00:02:58,103 --> 00:02:59,616 Hey, friend. 72 00:02:59,771 --> 00:03:00,840 What, are you bored up there? 73 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,937 So, how'd it go with Keith? 74 00:03:03,108 --> 00:03:04,666 I haven't told him yet. 75 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,171 His whole family is in town for the wedding, 76 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,672 and so my house is filled to the frickin' rafters 77 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,140 with Dudemeisters. 78 00:03:09,281 --> 00:03:11,920 You know how my college girlfriend Stacy broke up with me? 79 00:03:12,117 --> 00:03:14,028 She arranged it so that when I came home from class 80 00:03:14,202 --> 00:03:15,874 I was able to see her writhing in pleasure 81 00:03:16,037 --> 00:03:17,993 beneath a big brown butt. 82 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:19,803 How many times do I have to apologise for that? 83 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,755 I still have nightmares about your cheeks, Turk. 84 00:03:21,918 --> 00:03:24,273 Just bouncing and bouncing... 85 00:03:24,588 --> 00:03:25,657 I can't sleep. 86 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:29,664 Good to see you. 87 00:03:30,552 --> 00:03:32,429 Okay, now or never. 88 00:03:35,307 --> 00:03:36,535 Keith! 89 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,117 Hey there, future Mrs Dudemeister. 90 00:03:39,311 --> 00:03:40,585 Actually, I'm not sure we decided whether or not 91 00:03:40,729 --> 00:03:41,957 I'm going to take your last name. 92 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:43,777 You know what? That's not important. 93 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:46,693 Keith, we need to talk. 94 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,013 What's the matter? 95 00:03:49,154 --> 00:03:51,224 I don't even know how to start this. 96 00:03:52,324 --> 00:03:54,792 Keith, I've been thinking. 97 00:03:57,746 --> 00:03:59,782 I don't feel right watching this. 98 00:03:59,956 --> 00:04:01,184 It's not just us. 99 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:09,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 100 00:04:12,969 --> 00:04:14,766 That's it. It's over. 101 00:04:15,263 --> 00:04:17,413 - Oh. - Oh. 102 00:04:17,599 --> 00:04:19,157 - Oh. - J. D! 103 00:04:19,309 --> 00:04:22,381 No, Snoop Dogg Attending finally told Josephine how he feels. 104 00:04:27,526 --> 00:04:29,357 - Oh. - Oh. 105 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,212 Hey, everybody, look. A rainbow. 106 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,679 - Oh. - Oh. 107 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,069 It had been a while since my near-kiss with Elliot 108 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:54,011 and the dust was finally starting to settle. 109 00:04:54,219 --> 00:04:55,208 Daddy's home! 110 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:58,337 Come here! Check out these big pregnant hippo feet. 111 00:04:58,557 --> 00:05:00,707 Wow, those are truly disgusting. 112 00:05:00,892 --> 00:05:03,326 Right? I missed you. 113 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,336 Elliot had broken up with Keith 114 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,948 and everything looked great for me and Kim. 115 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:11,108 Still, to see how we got there, I have to go back a week. 116 00:05:15,574 --> 00:05:17,087 So, how's Keith? 117 00:05:17,242 --> 00:05:19,153 Carla. Pig-Whore. 118 00:05:19,327 --> 00:05:21,397 Better, actually. It used to be "Stupid Pig-Whore." 119 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:23,969 It's only been a few days and he's already dropped an adjective. 120 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,805 Wow. Maybe by the weekend you'll just be "Whore." 121 00:05:27,002 --> 00:05:29,357 Hey, Kim, I know because of work I haven't seen you in a while, 122 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,457 but do you mind if I grab a drink with Turk tonight? 123 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,189 Tell her my dad died. 124 00:05:33,341 --> 00:05:35,571 Go have fun with your friend. I'm gonna stay in and eat. 125 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,398 Thanks, babe. Bye. 126 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,306 See, Turk? Now we can save that dad dying thing 127 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,828 to go see the new panda baby at the zoo. 128 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:44,212 Oh, it's too late for that. She died. 129 00:05:44,394 --> 00:05:45,622 Not Ming-Ming. 130 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:48,204 Her mama sat on her and then ate her. 131 00:05:48,398 --> 00:05:49,513 Stupid nature. 132 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,560 I can't believe I almost messed things up with Kim. 133 00:05:51,735 --> 00:05:53,054 What is wrong with me? 134 00:05:53,195 --> 00:05:55,425 You're an annoying, whiny man-child. 135 00:05:55,614 --> 00:05:57,366 That question wasn't directed at you. 136 00:05:57,532 --> 00:05:58,851 What question? 137 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,471 Mr Hutnik, 138 00:06:00,619 --> 00:06:01,734 I see here you were admitted 139 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:04,623 for swollen lymph nodes and abdominal pain. 140 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,105 I'm also having heart palpitations. 141 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:07,443 Well, I think I can help you with that one. 142 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:10,496 You see, I'm very, very handsome. 143 00:06:10,712 --> 00:06:12,225 I was gonna say. 144 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:15,850 - Beardface? What do you say? - It's Beardfacé. 145 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,228 Why do you people insist on calling me Beardface? 146 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,583 - May I? - Go for it. 147 00:06:21,723 --> 00:06:23,554 Well, I just got here, but if I had to guess, 148 00:06:23,725 --> 00:06:26,922 I would say it's because your face is, like, five-sixths beard. 149 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:28,214 Damn you! 150 00:06:30,106 --> 00:06:32,540 Carla, which resident ordered a CAT scan on Mr Hirsch last night? 151 00:06:32,734 --> 00:06:35,453 That would be me, Pig-Whore. It's all in the notes. 152 00:06:35,654 --> 00:06:37,770 Aw, can't Pig-Whore read? 153 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:40,128 Ha! Pig-Whore Read! 154 00:06:40,283 --> 00:06:42,638 See, your last name's Reid, so it works two ways. 155 00:06:42,828 --> 00:06:44,580 Keith's being totally unprofessional. 156 00:06:44,746 --> 00:06:47,465 You were supposed to marry him last weekend. 157 00:06:47,666 --> 00:06:51,784 Speaking of which, I gave you a very high-end cappuccino maker 158 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,763 and seeing as there aren't going to be any nuptials... 159 00:06:53,922 --> 00:06:55,401 Yeah, yeah, you'll get it back. 160 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,698 Great. 161 00:06:56,842 --> 00:06:58,275 Look, Keith and I have to work together. 162 00:06:58,426 --> 00:07:00,894 - How am I supposed to fix this? - You can't. 163 00:07:01,096 --> 00:07:02,927 You just gotta let him hate you for a while. 164 00:07:03,181 --> 00:07:05,297 No, we can get through this. 165 00:07:05,475 --> 00:07:07,272 I'm going to go talk to him. 166 00:07:07,435 --> 00:07:09,471 Hey, wait a minute. We only got one cappuccino maker 167 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,125 and it was from my brother, Barry. 168 00:07:11,273 --> 00:07:12,626 Worth a shot. 169 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,457 So, are you gonna answer me or not? 170 00:07:14,609 --> 00:07:17,043 Come on, man. You know why you almost screwed things up with Kim. 171 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,556 - Don't make me say it. - All right, fine. 172 00:07:18,697 --> 00:07:19,812 The Harsh Truth Rule is in effect. 173 00:07:19,948 --> 00:07:21,939 I'll lay a harsh truth on you, so when you lay one on me 174 00:07:22,117 --> 00:07:23,789 - you won't feel guilty. - J.D., we don't need... 175 00:07:23,952 --> 00:07:26,591 When you sweat a lot, you smell like eggs. 176 00:07:26,997 --> 00:07:29,113 That's not even true. 177 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:30,724 Did Carla tell you to say that? 178 00:07:30,876 --> 00:07:32,673 No, why? Does she think that, too? 179 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,986 - No. - Oh... 180 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:37,985 All right, fine. You want to know why you almost blew it with Kim? 181 00:07:38,175 --> 00:07:39,733 It's because you knocked her up on your first date 182 00:07:39,885 --> 00:07:42,922 and before you could get to know her, she betrayed you. 183 00:07:43,138 --> 00:07:44,571 And now you don't have strong feelings for her, 184 00:07:44,723 --> 00:07:46,236 and the only reason why you guys are still together 185 00:07:46,391 --> 00:07:48,461 is because there's a kid involved. 186 00:07:48,643 --> 00:07:50,520 Which means you're gonna stick it out with her till the end, 187 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,678 whether you love her or not. 188 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,835 I don't know, man. I don't think that's true. 189 00:07:54,983 --> 00:07:56,780 I don't think it's about her. I think it's about me. 190 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,332 I have sabotaged every relationship I've ever been in. 191 00:07:59,529 --> 00:08:03,568 Look at it. Molebutt, Tina-Two-Kids, Rumplefugly, Gift Shop Girl... 192 00:08:03,825 --> 00:08:05,861 None of those girls were good for you anyway. 193 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:07,867 Well, except for Molebutt. 194 00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:09,437 I don't even know if Rumplefugly was a girl. 195 00:08:09,581 --> 00:08:11,697 Stop it. Fugs was awesome. 196 00:08:13,001 --> 00:08:15,231 Lyme disease and how on earth 197 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:19,015 could I possibly have figured out such a tough diagnosis so darn quickly? 198 00:08:19,257 --> 00:08:21,054 Because I'm that good. 199 00:08:21,218 --> 00:08:24,335 One more time for emphasis. I'm that good. 200 00:08:26,056 --> 00:08:28,854 Now, I'm going to have this incredibly fun-sized intern 201 00:08:29,059 --> 00:08:32,529 give you a quick body check for tick bites. Tippytoes! 202 00:08:33,021 --> 00:08:34,249 Oh, there she is. She's cute. 203 00:08:34,397 --> 00:08:37,946 And once she has found the tell-tale, bull's-eye-shaped mark, 204 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:41,344 we'll be able to start treating you. How does that sound, Mr Hutnik? 205 00:08:41,571 --> 00:08:43,880 Please, call me Joe. 206 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,806 - I've got to get that guy out of here. - Why, is he a jerk? 207 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,877 No, I... I think I like him. 208 00:08:56,086 --> 00:08:59,078 - What smells like eggs? - Nothing, sir. You're imagining it. 209 00:08:59,297 --> 00:09:00,571 What's wrong with liking a patient? 210 00:09:00,715 --> 00:09:03,673 I'm not you. I don't get to introduce myself to patients, 211 00:09:03,885 --> 00:09:06,399 do a minor surgery, recommend a good mortician to the family 212 00:09:06,596 --> 00:09:09,588 and then just be on my way. I have to treat people. 213 00:09:09,808 --> 00:09:10,797 And if I like them, well, 214 00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:12,925 that makes me want to work all that much harder. 215 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:15,901 And really, who has time for that, right? 216 00:09:16,106 --> 00:09:20,463 Seriously, am I having a stroke or is someone making an omelette? 217 00:09:27,909 --> 00:09:28,944 Hey, Keith. 218 00:09:29,077 --> 00:09:31,068 You came to your house while I'm packing up my stuff, 219 00:09:31,246 --> 00:09:34,522 even though you promised not to be here. Awesome. 220 00:09:34,749 --> 00:09:36,580 Well, you know you can't take my word. 221 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:40,266 I mean, I also promised I'd marry you last Saturday, right? 222 00:09:40,505 --> 00:09:41,574 Right? 223 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,477 I know, too soon. I'm sorry. 224 00:09:45,677 --> 00:09:48,714 But, come on, we love "too soon" jokes. 225 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:53,367 Come on now. Let's see the chuckle. Huh? 226 00:09:53,643 --> 00:09:55,122 Here it comes. 227 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:58,103 I think I see it bubbling up. 228 00:09:58,315 --> 00:09:59,748 Do not make me start laughing, 229 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,209 because you know that if I start laughing 230 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,233 then you'll start laughing. 231 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,233 Okay, you know what? This is why it was so easy to walk out on you. 232 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,324 So I finally figured out what's wrong with me. 233 00:10:15,499 --> 00:10:18,297 You're an annoying, whiny man-child. 234 00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:20,333 I'm a self-saboteur. 235 00:10:20,504 --> 00:10:22,256 And not just in relationships, in everything. 236 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,378 But you know what? I'm done with all that. 237 00:10:24,549 --> 00:10:27,586 I'm not going to shoot myself in the foot any more. 238 00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:30,556 - What is it, fun-size? - I checked Mr Hutnik all over, 239 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,517 - but I couldn't find a tick bite. - Oh, my God. 240 00:10:33,725 --> 00:10:35,397 I gotta go figure this out. I can't believe it. 241 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:39,758 Oh, and by the way, you have a ridiculous speaking voice. 242 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:41,376 And even though I wanted to ask Snoop 243 00:10:41,525 --> 00:10:43,356 how he could spend a second listening to that voice 244 00:10:43,527 --> 00:10:45,245 without killing himself, I didn't. 245 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:48,713 Yep, no more bringing trouble my way by saying things like... 246 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,463 - Who are the flowers for? - My girlfriend. 247 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,821 - You have a girlfriend? - Just 'cause I'm a janitor 248 00:10:53,995 --> 00:10:55,872 means no woman could possibly be attracted to me? 249 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:57,108 No. 250 00:10:57,249 --> 00:10:58,568 Yes. 251 00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:00,904 There she is right down there. 252 00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:04,620 Really? What's her name? 253 00:11:05,382 --> 00:11:06,451 Lady. 254 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:09,222 - Lady? - You don't believe me? 255 00:11:09,386 --> 00:11:11,183 Well, let's just say you've lied to me before. 256 00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:12,665 Watch this. 257 00:11:13,348 --> 00:11:14,667 Hey, Lady! 258 00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:20,765 Stay there! Don't... Don't come down here. 259 00:11:20,939 --> 00:11:23,248 I'll give these to you later. 260 00:11:24,025 --> 00:11:25,014 Your witness. 261 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:28,553 Just pick a candy, T-Dawg. 262 00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:29,766 Shut up! 263 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,500 You have no idea how important this is to me. 264 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,850 And then I had this weird, crystallising moment. 265 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,762 I realised I didn't have to choose the candy. 266 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,323 - I could just let the candy choose me. - So what'd you get? 267 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:51,667 - Bit-O-Honey. - Oh, I'm so, so sorry. 268 00:11:51,887 --> 00:11:54,685 Don't be. I ate that bad boy an hour and a half ago, 269 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:57,484 and I'm still pulling bits-o-it outta my teeth. 270 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,834 Oh, my God, Gandh-idiot. Would we all be better served 271 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,897 if we filled this patient with a creamy caramel centre? 272 00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:04,497 Then would you tell me whether or not he needs surgery? 273 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,046 It's not an acute abdomen, so it's not a surgical issue. 274 00:12:07,235 --> 00:12:09,385 Why can't anyone figure out what's wrong with me? 275 00:12:09,571 --> 00:12:11,004 I won't let you down. 276 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,923 I'm sorry I couldn't help, Mr Hutnik. 277 00:12:14,075 --> 00:12:15,827 Oh, please. Call me Joe. 278 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,157 I am so psyched to call him Joe. 279 00:12:23,335 --> 00:12:25,530 He's got this magical quality to him. 280 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,146 - Boy, you're telling me. - What can I do to help? 281 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:30,092 Gumball, I honestly don't know 282 00:12:30,258 --> 00:12:32,135 - what to do next. - I do. 283 00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:35,135 Some phrases sting, no matter how they're said. 284 00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:37,019 They can be barked by a sworn enemy. 285 00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:38,740 Get the hell out of here! 286 00:12:42,187 --> 00:12:44,860 Or hissed by a jilted ex stealing a lamp. 287 00:12:45,607 --> 00:12:47,757 Elliot, just get the hell out of here! 288 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,831 Or even plainly stated in a veteran doctor's soothing tone. 289 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:56,031 Goodbye, everybody. I'll see you tomorrow! 290 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,596 Not her. 291 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,974 Fellas, if his symptoms have subsided 292 00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:03,758 and you can't find an underlying cause, his insurance won't cover him. 293 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,436 You have to tell Mr Hutnik to get the hell out of here. 294 00:13:15,178 --> 00:13:16,657 Hey, Joe. 295 00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:21,578 When someone tells you to get the hell out, 296 00:13:21,726 --> 00:13:23,364 you don't have a lot of options. 297 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,589 You can ignore them... 298 00:13:24,729 --> 00:13:25,718 Where are you taking me? 299 00:13:25,856 --> 00:13:28,290 Joe, we are turfing you to dermatology to buy ourselves some time. 300 00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:30,678 Gandhi, how's that mole looking? 301 00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:33,250 - Nice and cancerous. - Well done. 302 00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:35,794 Or you can take a more direct approach. 303 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,827 - No, Keith, I'm not leaving. - Oh, awesome. 304 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,266 Why does it have to be like this? 305 00:13:42,998 --> 00:13:44,909 I care about you so much. 306 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,919 I don't want to lose you from my life. 307 00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:49,121 Well, you're going to, 308 00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:52,132 because from now on, Pig-Whore, you're dead to me. 309 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:03,560 - You did what? - I know. I am a pig-whore. 310 00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,522 What am I going to do now? 311 00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:09,680 Could you two kindly shut your respective cake holes? 312 00:14:09,858 --> 00:14:12,167 We're trying to figure out what's wrong with Joe here. 313 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,669 Big news, sports fans! 314 00:14:14,863 --> 00:14:18,299 I've decided to start calling everyone "sports fans." 315 00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,603 Yeah, I know I'm not exactly the jock-y type, 316 00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,821 but I watched Hoosiers last night, 317 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,032 and I like sports now. 318 00:14:25,207 --> 00:14:28,722 Anybody have any objections? Marjorie? 319 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,110 Shocking. You're usually the one who has 320 00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:34,333 something to say about everything... 321 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,779 I know you're the one that started the rumour that I like dudes. 322 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,808 All right, sports fans. 323 00:14:39,971 --> 00:14:43,759 I've almost gone an entire day without sabotaging myself. 324 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,052 Hello? 325 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:46,781 That's it! 326 00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:48,086 Ladies and gentlemen, 327 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:51,506 welcome to the First Annual Sacred Heart Who-Caresies Awards, 328 00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:54,247 designed to honour those people who believe that others 329 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:58,073 actually give a rat's ass about the minutiae of their lives. 330 00:14:58,323 --> 00:15:00,996 The weird thing was, I think we all really wanted to win. 331 00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:04,978 And the nominees are Barbie Reid for 332 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,402 "What Am I Going To Do About My Ex-Fiancé?" 333 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,831 Dame Judy Dorian for "I'm Done Self-Sabotaging." 334 00:15:16,842 --> 00:15:21,074 Gandhi for "I've Got Candy In My Teeth." 335 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,375 The Todd for "Look At My New Shirt!" 336 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:31,966 And the winner is... 337 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,958 Dame Judy Dorian. 338 00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:40,232 This is Dame Judy Dorian's first nomination and first win. 339 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,416 Suck on that, Tony Shalhoub. 340 00:15:46,621 --> 00:15:49,419 Perry, why the hell is Hutnik still here? 341 00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:52,502 - Put him on the street. - You win. But would you do us a favour 342 00:15:52,711 --> 00:15:54,702 and you deliver the news to Hutnik yourself? 343 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,279 I'd be glad to. 344 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:02,721 Hi, I'm Bob Kelso. Mr Hutnik, is it? 345 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,238 Please, call me Joe. 346 00:16:11,688 --> 00:16:12,962 Think, fellas, think! 347 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,495 We have to figure out what's wrong with Joe. 348 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:19,950 I've done it. An entire day without sabotaging myself. 349 00:16:20,197 --> 00:16:22,995 I'm sorry, but I don't even know who you are. 350 00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:28,963 Well, that seems like a strange thing for a girlfriend to say, isn't it? 351 00:16:29,247 --> 00:16:30,646 Hold on one second, I have to grab this. 352 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,543 Yello? Oh, yes, he's here. 353 00:16:33,752 --> 00:16:37,540 It's "The Truth" calling. It wants to know why you never tell it. 354 00:16:38,173 --> 00:16:42,724 I mean, really, who are you? A necklace with my name on it? 355 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:46,871 The man I met was sweet, but I had no idea how sweet. 356 00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,682 You're gonna get some! Ha! 357 00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:56,824 Just had to do the phone bit, didn't you? 358 00:16:57,025 --> 00:16:58,981 - Her name's Lady? - Yeah. 359 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,222 - Who's named Lady? - She is. 360 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,964 She's got a brother named "Him." What do you care? 361 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,796 Seriously, why do you force me to make your life miserable? 362 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,871 And I really didn't have an answer for him. 363 00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:11,266 You know what I don't have an answer for? 364 00:17:11,414 --> 00:17:14,963 Why I'm going line dancing with Keith tonight. Stupid Pig-Whore. 365 00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:17,402 J.D., you're not that self-destructive. 366 00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:18,622 Really? 367 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,797 I was gonna suggest he seek professional help. 368 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,203 Would you be interested in seeing a cognitive therapist? 369 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:25,421 'Cause I know a guy, he's good. 370 00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:27,749 I'm gonna give you his card, then I'm gonna bash your head in. 371 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,569 - I'll see you in the morning. - I'm in at 7:00. 372 00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:31,157 Wear a helmet. 373 00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:33,982 Screw it. I'm just going to marry Keith. 374 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,461 Maybe he'll die young. 375 00:17:35,605 --> 00:17:38,278 When did we become such ridiculous, pathetic people? 376 00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,758 Why do you two think you're that different from anyone else? 377 00:17:40,944 --> 00:17:42,582 J.D., I get in my own way all the time. 378 00:17:42,737 --> 00:17:45,331 Like this morning, I was running late and I got toothpaste on my upper lip. 379 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,841 And even though I knew Turk was watching, 380 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,228 I didn't wipe it off with my hand. 381 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,007 I went like this... 382 00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:53,191 Oh, morning. 383 00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,884 And, Elliot, I'm sorry, but you are not the first person 384 00:17:57,085 --> 00:17:59,679 to ever sleep with their ex, okay? 385 00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:01,032 Is there a point to this? 386 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:04,324 Yes. And pay attention, because I don't want to be 387 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,190 saying the same thing again in two weeks. 388 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,537 You're both human. 389 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:12,362 Give yourselves a break, okay? 390 00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:25,689 Fair enough. 391 00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:27,892 I can't look at these medical books any more. 392 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,508 We're getting nowhere. 393 00:18:30,702 --> 00:18:35,651 - What it do, Beardface? - It's Beardfacé! Beardfacé! 394 00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:37,754 Calm down, Seymour. 395 00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:41,354 If you want to lose the nickname, you gotta shave the beard. 396 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:46,457 - Course, then you'd be Dr Face. - Ha! Dr Face. 397 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,591 Damn you all! 398 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,957 I wonder what he's hiding under all that hair. 399 00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:52,128 That's it. 400 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:56,053 - What's it? - Interns are idiots. Ockham's razor. 401 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,739 There you are. Oh, do you want to go straight out 402 00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:04,172 or do you want to go back to our place and grab some food first? 403 00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:06,233 We have to talk. 404 00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:08,872 Oh, my God. I can't believe I have to do this again. 405 00:19:09,074 --> 00:19:11,986 - Do what again, babe? - Well... 406 00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:19,053 I feel so bad for them. 407 00:19:19,209 --> 00:19:21,598 Yeah, me, too. 408 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:24,912 Actually, I never really cared for Keith or his farm boy looks, 409 00:19:25,132 --> 00:19:27,123 but now wasn't the time for that. 410 00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:30,542 Hey, Kim. 411 00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:34,274 Get your butt home already. We haven't seen each other in days. 412 00:19:34,516 --> 00:19:35,744 Don't you miss me? 413 00:19:35,892 --> 00:19:37,530 Of course I do. 414 00:19:37,686 --> 00:19:39,802 But the truth was I didn't. 415 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:43,256 And then I had this weird, crystallising moment. 416 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,759 You see, there's an age-old principle you hear a lot about in medicine, 417 00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:50,263 that the simplest, most obvious answer is usually the correct one. 418 00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:52,902 It's called Ockham's razor. 419 00:19:53,618 --> 00:19:56,894 It could mean that your first instinct was right and it was Lyme disease... 420 00:19:57,122 --> 00:19:58,999 Bull's-eye. And there's your tick bite. 421 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,804 Let's put him on 100 milligrams of Ceftin. 422 00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,189 Joe, you're gonna be fine. 423 00:20:03,378 --> 00:20:05,608 Thank you, guys. Sincerely. 424 00:20:06,882 --> 00:20:08,759 Or that your best friend was right 425 00:20:08,925 --> 00:20:11,519 and you have to let your ex-fiancé hate you for a while... 426 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,917 Good night, you skanky, straw-haired Pig-Whore. 427 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,096 Did you hear all the new adjectives? 428 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:21,021 Come here. You are not straw-haired. 429 00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:22,670 I know. 430 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:28,540 In my case, it was never about sabotaging myself. 431 00:20:28,778 --> 00:20:30,006 - Daddy's home! - Come here. 432 00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:33,033 Check out these big pregnant hippo feet. 433 00:20:33,241 --> 00:20:37,792 - Wow, those are truly disgusting. - Right? I missed you. 434 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,857 It was the simple answer, just like Turk said. 435 00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:45,238 I had knocked up a girl on our first date. 436 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:48,776 And I don't have strong feelings for her and probably never will. 437 00:20:49,007 --> 00:20:50,599 And the only reason we're still together is because 438 00:20:50,759 --> 00:20:51,953 there's a kid involved, 439 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:55,768 which means I'm gonna stay with her until the very end, 440 00:20:56,014 --> 00:21:00,053 whether I love her or not. 441 00:21:01,305 --> 00:22:01,266 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP