1 00:00:04,262 --> 00:00:06,730 Nothing in my life could compare to this. 2 00:00:06,932 --> 00:00:08,206 I'm a dad. 3 00:00:09,184 --> 00:00:10,503 That's not your kid. 4 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,794 I know, but he reminds me of Sam. 5 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:13,968 That's a girl. 6 00:00:14,105 --> 00:00:15,823 Stop ruining it! Why do you have to ruin things? 7 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,381 I'm having a moment here! 8 00:00:17,526 --> 00:00:18,595 Let's go. 9 00:00:18,735 --> 00:00:20,532 It must suck that Sam and Kim moved. 10 00:00:20,695 --> 00:00:23,493 What can I do, you know? She took a job at another hospital. 11 00:00:23,698 --> 00:00:25,097 But they only moved, like, 40 minutes away. 12 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,721 I'm gonna see Sam all the time. 13 00:00:26,868 --> 00:00:28,506 Matter of fact, I'm going there tonight. 14 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:33,542 The new patient scale had all the female staffers 15 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,024 obsessing about one thing. 16 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,442 I need to lose two pounds. 17 00:00:36,586 --> 00:00:39,180 Since Keith and I broke up, I haven't been eating or sleeping very well, 18 00:00:39,381 --> 00:00:41,019 so I'm down a dress size. 19 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:42,527 You look like you've been sick. 20 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,268 Turk, that's so sweet. 21 00:00:44,427 --> 00:00:46,463 Come on, baby. Let's go see how much you weigh. 22 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,154 We all sensed what would happen if Turk didn't let go. 23 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:53,175 Girls. 24 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:58,517 - Oh, no! J. D! - You think that this is the way to treat... 25 00:00:58,692 --> 00:00:59,727 Help! 26 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:05,391 Two hundred and ten pounds! 27 00:01:05,574 --> 00:01:06,609 Good. 28 00:01:08,994 --> 00:01:10,393 What's it say? 29 00:01:14,332 --> 00:01:15,890 Problem, ladies? 30 00:01:20,088 --> 00:01:22,966 Damn you, Carla, and your giant rubber stamps. 31 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:27,736 Let her go, Turk! Let her go! 32 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:28,877 Sorry... 33 00:01:33,685 --> 00:01:36,324 Hey, if you're gonna drive that gas guzzler, 34 00:01:36,521 --> 00:01:38,557 the least you can do is carpool. 35 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,962 Hey! I don't see you bringing anybody to work. 36 00:01:41,151 --> 00:01:44,109 Hey! I just dropped my mom off at the mall. 37 00:01:44,696 --> 00:01:48,291 She sits on the seat and then holds on 38 00:01:48,533 --> 00:01:51,605 by tucking her hands inside my bike shorts. 39 00:01:51,828 --> 00:01:52,817 That's disgusting. 40 00:01:52,954 --> 00:01:54,945 Yeah. Doesn't feel right. 41 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:59,134 Hey, is your engine still running? 42 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:02,214 Yeah. I let it run all day so I can leave the air conditioner on. 43 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,572 That way it's nice and cool when I drive home. 44 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,511 I got to gas up sometimes over lunch, but it's worth it. 45 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:10,517 You have to see An Inconvenient Truth. 46 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:12,747 It will change your life. 47 00:02:14,518 --> 00:02:15,507 The cause of global warming... 48 00:02:15,644 --> 00:02:17,316 They're ruining the planet. 49 00:02:17,479 --> 00:02:18,468 Yeah. 50 00:02:20,065 --> 00:02:21,293 Don't go. 51 00:02:23,568 --> 00:02:24,762 You know what really sucks? 52 00:02:24,903 --> 00:02:28,862 Being trapped in an elevator with you while you whine about your stupid life? 53 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:33,188 You know what? It's actually okay. All I need's a little white noise. 54 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:40,536 Yeah, I've got this new kid, but it's come at the crappiest time in my life. 55 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,355 Plus, I'm making that 40-minute drive on a scooter 56 00:02:44,548 --> 00:02:46,140 and if I ever want to bring Sam here, I can't, 57 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:49,928 because his stupid flopsy baby neck isn't strong enough to wear a helmet. 58 00:02:50,178 --> 00:02:51,372 - Later. - Later. 59 00:02:51,513 --> 00:02:52,582 Anyway, you want to know 60 00:02:52,722 --> 00:02:55,361 the cherry on top of the crap sundae that is my life? 61 00:02:55,559 --> 00:02:58,676 Tomorrow my loser brother's coming here. Not happy. 62 00:02:59,729 --> 00:03:01,640 Dude, you need some perspective. 63 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,204 This guy came in for a simple spinal fusion. 64 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:07,438 He got septic and there was nothing we could do. 65 00:03:09,281 --> 00:03:12,990 You still want to complain because your brother's coming in today? 66 00:03:13,243 --> 00:03:15,632 Tomorrow. Dan's coming tomorrow. 67 00:03:16,246 --> 00:03:17,725 No, actually, he's coming in today. 68 00:03:19,541 --> 00:03:21,133 He gave me a call and asked me if I'd help him 69 00:03:21,293 --> 00:03:23,932 with some embarrassing prank he wanted to pull on you. 70 00:03:24,129 --> 00:03:26,245 Thanks for the warning, Turk. You're a good friend. 71 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:27,458 I am. 72 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:31,178 Why are they all here? 73 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,323 Zombie hug! 74 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:41,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 75 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,357 Christopher, thanks again for your help. 76 00:03:59,498 --> 00:04:02,012 Hey, man, if it involves making J.D. Scream like a little girl, 77 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:03,961 I am there for you. 78 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:06,004 I'm a monster! 79 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:08,810 Takes more planning than that. 80 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:10,956 It must be embarrassing for you. 81 00:04:11,134 --> 00:04:12,283 Damn it! 82 00:04:13,178 --> 00:04:16,966 Three admissions in six months for stress-related issues? 83 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,454 Really? Well, here's what I want you to do. 84 00:04:19,643 --> 00:04:24,922 Stop. Getting. Worked up. Over. 85 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:28,986 Again. Over. Small. Things. 86 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,989 They're everywhere. The stuff that's making you goofy. It's all over. 87 00:04:32,197 --> 00:04:34,392 Stop that. Get him out of here. 88 00:04:35,158 --> 00:04:36,716 Dear God. 89 00:04:36,868 --> 00:04:38,665 Here's your coffee, Dr Cox. 90 00:04:38,829 --> 00:04:40,501 You want me to grab that 91 00:04:40,664 --> 00:04:43,701 even though I suspect the reason that you're holding the handle 92 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,112 is because the mug itself is scalding hot. 93 00:04:46,294 --> 00:04:51,209 Now, I sent you out to get me some joe, not to give me a burn. 94 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:56,138 Put the coffee down. Get out! Get out! Go, go, go, go! 95 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:58,499 Wow. 96 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,029 Yes? You. Questions? Comments? 97 00:05:01,226 --> 00:05:03,182 You do realise that you just told a patient to reduce stress 98 00:05:03,353 --> 00:05:05,787 and then yelled at an intern over coffee. 99 00:05:05,981 --> 00:05:09,496 You are going to be a huge help when it comes time to write my memoirs. 100 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:11,611 I'm so sick of all the hypocrites around here. 101 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,880 Two words, sweetie, "Sun Screen." 102 00:05:16,825 --> 00:05:19,339 You know, your smoking is killing you. 103 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,251 God, that's delicious. 104 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,997 Our patients shouldn't have to take advice that we can't follow ourselves. 105 00:05:30,922 --> 00:05:33,152 Woman's logic is flawless. 106 00:05:33,341 --> 00:05:37,175 Okay, people, time to save the planet. But where to begin? 107 00:05:37,429 --> 00:05:41,502 My first step was going with all hemp underwear. It's awesome! 108 00:05:41,766 --> 00:05:46,078 Except when the hemp oil seeps into your bloodstream. Then it's awesomer! 109 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:48,553 Sir. 110 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,329 Make it snappy, Jumpsuit, I'm already late for my nap. 111 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:54,962 And Ted, so help me, I had better not find your head indentation 112 00:05:55,197 --> 00:05:56,869 on my pillow again. 113 00:05:58,366 --> 00:06:00,402 This hospital is dropping the ball environmentally 114 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,614 and I would like to volunteer my services as Environmental Officer. 115 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,661 - Will it cost me anything? - No. 116 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,311 Knock yourself out, hippie. 117 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:08,574 Groovy. 118 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,401 Hey, brother. 119 00:06:12,047 --> 00:06:14,959 I had to take it 'cause of all the head sweat. 120 00:06:16,885 --> 00:06:19,274 Thanks for buying me lunch, J.D. I'm a little cash light. 121 00:06:19,471 --> 00:06:21,905 Having Dan here wasn't all bad. 122 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:24,009 So, Dan, you still living with your mom? 123 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,618 Carla, Dan doesn't live with our mom. 124 00:06:26,812 --> 00:06:29,531 He lives in an apartment that happens to be in Mom's attic. 125 00:06:29,731 --> 00:06:31,961 Yep, nothing makes my life seem less crappy 126 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:34,380 than hanging out with my loser bro. 127 00:06:34,569 --> 00:06:36,958 I mean, sure, there's lots of bats up there, 128 00:06:37,155 --> 00:06:39,032 but that's because there's no air conditioning. 129 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,188 Bats like heat? 130 00:06:40,325 --> 00:06:43,317 Musty heat, yes. Good question, Turk. 131 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:46,495 Thanks. How come you don't point out when I ask good questions? 132 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,424 Because I don't love you like he does. 133 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:49,652 Told you. 134 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,545 Actually, J.D., I just bought my own house. 135 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:54,748 How could you afford to do that on a part-time bartender salary? 136 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:57,160 I flip houses for a living now. 137 00:06:57,342 --> 00:06:59,014 Turns out I'm really good at this real estate stuff. 138 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,496 Probably because it involves not a small amount 139 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,548 of lying and doublespeak. 140 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:05,771 Well, if you're doing so well, how come you made me buy you your lunch? 141 00:07:05,976 --> 00:07:07,614 Good question, J.D. 142 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:12,001 I was unaware one needed a reason to try and score a free meal. 143 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:15,580 Are you... Can I... I'll just... I'm just... Okay. 144 00:07:15,819 --> 00:07:17,537 You have your own sandwich. 145 00:07:17,696 --> 00:07:19,209 And now I have yours. 146 00:07:19,948 --> 00:07:22,098 - Mayo? - What? You don't like mayo? 147 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:23,936 I guess not. 148 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,469 So, Robyn, I see here that you passed out at work. 149 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:31,983 Yeah. I saw a ghost. 150 00:07:32,169 --> 00:07:33,568 Really? No way. 151 00:07:33,712 --> 00:07:36,226 No, but I have to come up with something interesting, right? 152 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,379 I mean, it was so embarrassing. 153 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,381 Tell people it was your mother's ghost. 154 00:07:40,552 --> 00:07:43,066 Oh, I can't. My mom's still alive. 155 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,855 - Bummer. - Yeah. 156 00:07:45,557 --> 00:07:47,354 Anyhoo, we'll run some tests. 157 00:07:47,517 --> 00:07:49,906 Hopefully it'll be something exotic. But not fatal. 158 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,218 Right. 159 00:07:53,857 --> 00:07:54,892 Sip. 160 00:08:00,655 --> 00:08:03,965 That is hot. Add some half-and-half and come back. Go. 161 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:14,214 Sorry, but these spaces are now for carpool only. 162 00:08:14,419 --> 00:08:16,410 What if someone who's not a carpool parks here? 163 00:08:16,588 --> 00:08:19,466 Obviously, as Environmental Officer, I don't have any real power, 164 00:08:19,674 --> 00:08:24,543 but I can give you this citation just as a symbolic gesture. 165 00:08:24,846 --> 00:08:27,599 You'll notice on the back, I've made a list of some possible consequences 166 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,878 for violating the hospital's new Green Policy. 167 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,539 If you leave a light on, 168 00:08:31,686 --> 00:08:34,154 I make you lick a battery or eat a light bulb. Your choice. 169 00:08:34,356 --> 00:08:35,345 Of course. 170 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,473 And as for parking in a "Carpool Only" lane. 171 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,767 Well, I can't really damage your car, 172 00:08:39,945 --> 00:08:43,062 but I might just throw a wasp hive in there. 173 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:44,509 Hey, guys. 174 00:08:51,373 --> 00:08:54,251 Maybe mess with the locks so you can't get out. 175 00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:03,661 I'm gonna go with "Ow." 176 00:09:03,802 --> 00:09:06,191 Remember, give a hoot, don't litter. 177 00:09:06,596 --> 00:09:08,075 That was outstanding. 178 00:09:08,223 --> 00:09:09,656 That was your can, Dan. 179 00:09:09,808 --> 00:09:11,844 You're so cranky. I'm gonna cheer you up. 180 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:14,771 'Cause last time I was here, J.D., you laid some hard truths on me 181 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:16,129 and it really helped turn my life around. 182 00:09:16,273 --> 00:09:19,185 So now, I got you a little something to say thank you. 183 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,149 A new car! 184 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,673 What the hell? 185 00:09:26,658 --> 00:09:28,614 So, your tests came back. 186 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:31,936 Your prealbumin is low, you have a protein deficiency. 187 00:09:32,164 --> 00:09:34,155 Robyn, you're malnourished. 188 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,389 I eat. I mean, I'm not anorexic. 189 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:38,655 I read your case history. 190 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:41,025 You're a vegetarian who runs every single morning. 191 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,126 You eat mostly salads, you've got a stressful job. 192 00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:47,414 Robyn, you're 5'9" and you weigh 119 pounds. 193 00:09:47,637 --> 00:09:49,389 You need to gain some weight. 194 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:50,955 Hi, there. 195 00:09:51,099 --> 00:09:53,772 I'm gonna go ahead and borrow your doctor for a quick second. 196 00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:55,046 What the frick? 197 00:09:55,187 --> 00:09:57,496 You're wrinkling my shirt! Put me down! 198 00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,441 What are you doing? Because I gotta be honest with you, 199 00:09:59,608 --> 00:10:00,882 this seems wildly inappropriate. 200 00:10:01,026 --> 00:10:04,143 Well, I checked your malnourished patient's chart back there 201 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:08,753 and, well, something occurred to me. You're 5'9" also, aren't you? 202 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:15,434 No! Put me the frick down! 203 00:10:15,665 --> 00:10:17,860 Don't you dare put me on that fricking scale! 204 00:10:20,128 --> 00:10:21,880 Come on, J.D. This is the perfect gift. 205 00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:24,880 You can't be driving 40 minutes on a scooter to go see your kid. 206 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,446 Plus, this is a hybrid, so you'll save tons on gas. 207 00:10:27,636 --> 00:10:29,228 I don't want your charity, Dan. Take it back. 208 00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:30,820 No, it's yours. 209 00:10:30,972 --> 00:10:32,928 Really? Well, if it's mine, 210 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,057 then I guess you won't care if I do this. 211 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,836 Wow, this thing must have a fantastic crash test rating. 212 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,078 Hey, you! Come over here and read this number, will you? 213 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,998 - No, Boon. I will kill your family! - Go read those numbers! 214 00:10:49,199 --> 00:10:51,633 Oh, you say bye to baby Boon! What are you... 215 00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:54,022 Got it! 298! 216 00:10:55,372 --> 00:11:01,208 Minus my super-buff 180 pounds, makes your weight 118, 217 00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:07,347 which is a full one pound less than your patient who is "in trouble." 218 00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:11,202 Hypocrisy, thy name is... Boon, do you want to finish that for me? 219 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:13,420 - No? Not smart enough to follow? - No. 220 00:11:13,598 --> 00:11:17,671 It's you, Barbie. Hypocrisy, thy name is you. 221 00:11:26,611 --> 00:11:28,169 I'm gonna take a quick breather. 222 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,789 J.D., I enjoy a demonstration of your lack of physical strength 223 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,903 as much as the next guy, but what's your problem? 224 00:11:34,119 --> 00:11:36,713 Dan, you come here with your new job and your new house 225 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,141 and you give me a car? 226 00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:39,439 So, what? 227 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,065 Don't say it. 228 00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:43,803 You're supposed to be the loser, not me. 229 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:46,821 Clearly, I loosened it. 230 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:50,241 And then Dan said the last thing I ever expected to hear from him. 231 00:11:50,469 --> 00:11:52,425 You know what, J. D? 232 00:11:52,596 --> 00:11:54,075 You need to grow up. 233 00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:59,656 You shouldn't mess with hybrid cars. 234 00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:02,029 - Be gentle. - Nope. 235 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,125 I wasn't speaking to my brother. 236 00:12:07,277 --> 00:12:09,347 Of course, Dan reacted the way he always does. 237 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:13,317 He became a character he liked to call the "constant questioner." 238 00:12:13,617 --> 00:12:15,573 Now, who's that guy? What's behind that door? 239 00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:17,700 When's the next bus to Chicago? 7:00, be under it. 240 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,908 Where's that girl going? Wanna see me do a funny dance? 241 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,224 Wanna see me do it around you? 242 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,024 Break it! Break it! Break it! 243 00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:32,504 New from Mattel, it's Hypocrite Barbie! 244 00:12:32,761 --> 00:12:37,073 Now, when you do waltz into your similarly stick-like patient's room, 245 00:12:37,349 --> 00:12:38,782 I don't want you to feel guilty 246 00:12:38,934 --> 00:12:42,210 because you brought in a bag of celery sticks and some air for lunch today. 247 00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:46,225 Remember, it's not about you. It's about her. 248 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:51,764 Robyn, this colleague of mine 249 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,339 pointed out that I could also stand to gain a few pounds. 250 00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,923 And I don't want to be a hypocrite, so how about you and I do it together? 251 00:12:58,161 --> 00:12:59,196 Sure. 252 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,316 He's got crazy eyes. 253 00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:04,413 I do and I'm okay with it. 254 00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:11,083 That's very wasteful. Must you wash your hands so often? 255 00:13:11,299 --> 00:13:12,812 I just changed an 80-year old man's diaper 256 00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:15,960 and I'm about to eat a muffin, so if you don't mind, I'm gonna wash away. 257 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,091 I do not want to see this. 258 00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:22,579 See what? 259 00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:25,705 He expects me to make you drink my mop water, 260 00:13:26,314 --> 00:13:28,987 but my bucket's all the way downstairs so I will let you off the hook, 261 00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:31,831 if you promise never to tell Ted. Yes? 262 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,462 - No. - I'm gonna take that as a "yes." 263 00:13:36,158 --> 00:13:38,069 That's it. Drink it down, baby. 264 00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:40,279 All the suds, too. You've learnt a lesson. 265 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,171 Move it, Jolly Green. 266 00:13:42,914 --> 00:13:44,063 What's up your butt? 267 00:13:44,207 --> 00:13:47,165 Yesterday, Dan told me that I need to grow up. 268 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:50,289 Me! I mean, you don't think that, do you? 269 00:13:53,091 --> 00:13:56,845 What followed was what I like to call "The Hedging Noise Symphony." 270 00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:27,065 Do you think I need to grow up? 271 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:33,810 You dream your whole life about that one moment and when it finally comes, 272 00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:37,439 you're just... You're just not ready for it. 273 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,396 Here goes, the answer is a sincere, 274 00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:42,315 emphatic, 100% definitive, 275 00:14:42,474 --> 00:14:43,827 never been so sure of anything in my life, 276 00:14:43,975 --> 00:14:45,852 unequivocal yes. 277 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,489 And the fact that you came to me means everybody else thinks so, too. 278 00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:51,005 Am I right? 279 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:52,639 Yes. 280 00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:54,432 Yes. 281 00:14:54,945 --> 00:14:56,139 Oh, yeah. 282 00:14:56,404 --> 00:14:57,883 Oh, hells yeah! 283 00:14:59,157 --> 00:15:02,513 I just needed to find someone who really understood me. 284 00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:06,025 - My scar! - Is that face paint? 285 00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:08,398 Yeah, Carla wants me to trash it. 286 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:09,902 Oh, really? 287 00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:11,946 Dribble me. 288 00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,316 Between the legs! 289 00:15:21,346 --> 00:15:22,461 Elliot, double dessert? 290 00:15:22,597 --> 00:15:25,236 Yeah. I promised a patient that we'd gain weight together, so... 291 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:29,267 Wow, it's not every doctor that would take a hot bod like yours 292 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:31,751 and go all jiggly for a patient. 293 00:15:32,649 --> 00:15:37,006 Has anyone else noticed how fantastic Dr Reid has been looking lately? 294 00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:39,682 What's up, girl? 295 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,459 That ought to do it. 296 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:47,748 Hey, why wouldn't you throw that in recycling? 297 00:15:47,956 --> 00:15:50,311 The recycling bin's way over there. 298 00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:54,129 What's happened to you? 299 00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:56,856 You were going to change the world, man. 300 00:15:57,883 --> 00:16:00,113 I've learnt to pick my battles in this world. 301 00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:02,941 Otherwise you fight and you fight and one day you look in the mirror 302 00:16:03,138 --> 00:16:04,366 and there's an old man looking back at you. 303 00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:06,630 And you have to ask yourself, was it all worth it? 304 00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:08,878 It's been 36 hours! 305 00:16:10,395 --> 00:16:12,625 I'm going to say something to you 306 00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:16,170 that's been said to me by every person I've ever loved, 307 00:16:17,652 --> 00:16:19,244 I'm really disappointed in you. 308 00:16:19,404 --> 00:16:22,282 You are pathetic and weak and I don't love you any more. 309 00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:23,640 Get out! 310 00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:29,653 You don't think I need to grow up, do you, Turk? 311 00:16:29,831 --> 00:16:30,866 Definitely. 312 00:16:30,999 --> 00:16:32,273 That means a lot coming from a guy 313 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:35,011 who painted his head like some sort of sports ball. 314 00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:38,045 Buddy, the one thing I love about hanging out with you 315 00:16:38,256 --> 00:16:40,087 is that we get to do stuff like this, you know? 316 00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:43,295 But when you leave, I go back to being a husband and a father, 317 00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:45,707 which means paying bills, giving my daughter a bath, 318 00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:48,847 and budgeting with Carla so one day we can buy a house. 319 00:16:49,059 --> 00:16:52,131 But you, have you even baby-proofed your apartment 320 00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:54,345 or learnt how to change a diaper? 321 00:16:54,523 --> 00:16:57,117 Aren't there instructions on the box? 322 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,990 Have you seen your baby since Kim took him home? 323 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:01,389 No. 324 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:04,363 All right, so you tell me. Do you think you need to grow up? 325 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,007 Do it. Do it now. 326 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,825 Are you done? 327 00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:14,994 I can't believe I'm such a hypocrite. 328 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,683 I can't believe I gave up on saving the world after 36 hours. 329 00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,833 I don't deserve to wear this sash. 330 00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:24,279 I like it on. 331 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:26,813 You two are so boring. 332 00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:28,087 Janitors aren't boring. 333 00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:30,100 You want to know the weird defect you both have 334 00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,098 that made you screw up like this? 335 00:17:32,269 --> 00:17:34,260 - Please. - You're both human. 336 00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:35,426 Janitors aren't human. 337 00:17:35,564 --> 00:17:37,919 They are! And Elliot, I'm really annoyed with you 338 00:17:38,108 --> 00:17:40,258 because I gave you this lecture two weeks ago. 339 00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:43,867 Pay attention because I don't want to be saying the same thing again 340 00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:45,551 in two weeks. 341 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,371 You're both human. 342 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,192 I don't recall that. 343 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:53,001 It's human to want the best for your patients 344 00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:54,962 even if you can't follow your own advice. 345 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,797 It's human to get passionate about something 346 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,075 and then get complacent. 347 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,248 It's annoying to whine about it all the time. 348 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:03,581 Janitors don't whine. 349 00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:06,318 Oh, wait. Yes, we do. That's our thing. 350 00:18:08,263 --> 00:18:09,412 Hey. 351 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,625 Hey. 352 00:18:10,765 --> 00:18:12,676 Wanna see the dance again? 353 00:18:14,102 --> 00:18:15,501 Actually, Dan, I was wondering 354 00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:20,002 if maybe you wanted to go over to Kim's with me and meet my son. 355 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,999 Yeah. That'd be great. 356 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,789 You know, J.D., you were the one who told me 357 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:35,677 to get my life together in the first place. 358 00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:38,027 But I never thought you'd do it. 359 00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:40,791 That's a lovely sentiment. 360 00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:43,461 I'm happy for you, Dan. 361 00:18:47,969 --> 00:18:49,687 You don't know how to turn it on, do you? 362 00:18:49,846 --> 00:18:53,122 No idea. I pushed it from the parking spot back there. 363 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,669 Okay, well, you see this button? 364 00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:56,482 Yeah, I discovered that's the stereo. 365 00:18:56,645 --> 00:18:58,237 I think if you push this up. 366 00:18:58,396 --> 00:18:59,545 It's pretty clearly a vent. 367 00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,964 It's hard to own up to your shortcomings. 368 00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:04,710 Like, for instance, your own hypocrisy. 369 00:19:05,403 --> 00:19:08,998 Robyn, the nurses told me that you haven't been eating enough. 370 00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:10,390 Well, what about you? 371 00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:12,445 This isn't about me. I'm not the one fainting at the office, 372 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,292 so just do what I tell you to do. 373 00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:19,615 Barbie, there you are. You were standing sideways, so I didn't see you. 374 00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,482 Still, once you do own up, you might be surprised to see 375 00:19:26,675 --> 00:19:28,552 that you did make a difference. 376 00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:33,220 Damn it. Next time you guys get pastry crumbs all over my car, 377 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,226 you had better bring a scone for the driver. 378 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,791 Well, what do you know? Your carpool thing stuck. 379 00:19:40,021 --> 00:19:41,852 I guess that's something, right? 380 00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:44,821 As for me, I always assumed growing up happened automatically 381 00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:46,220 as you got older. 382 00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:49,194 But it's really something you have to choose to do. 383 00:19:49,406 --> 00:19:51,283 See you tomorrow, Sam. I promise. 384 00:19:51,449 --> 00:19:53,007 Good night, buddy. 385 00:19:54,619 --> 00:19:57,338 I guess I feel like I'm finally on my way. 386 00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:04,011 He looks like Dad. 387 00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:06,658 I know. 388 00:20:07,305 --> 00:21:07,455 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.