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Times were changing.
Dr Kelso had quit,
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so the Board had made Dr Cox
the interim Chief of Medicine.
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I don't want everybody
making a big deal out of this.
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I'm certainly not going to.
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- Dr Cox...
- Chief Dr Cox.
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Right. The Board wants to know when
you're coming to the budget meeting.
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Tell them I will be right down.
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He's on his way.
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- You're not going, are you?
- Not now, not ever.
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How exciting is it
that you run this place now?
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I'm so proud of you.
It's like a whole new day has dawned.
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Do me a big favour there, Barbo,
get that prescription filled for me.
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"One chill pill."
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It's for you. Unlimited refills.
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Hey, Chief, I need your approval
on this settlement letter
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from the drug company
that makes Plomox.
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Turns out if diabetics take it, it can
cause hypertension or even death.
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Diabetics can die from what?
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From not doing the laundry
this morning the way they promised to.
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Baby, I ain't never promised
to do the laundry.
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I promised I'd try to get to it
and I wasn't able to.
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You know what?
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I don't have time
for all this Plomox crap.
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My daughter
is having her shunt removed.
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Granted,
not a life-threatening procedure,
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but still, I have to be there
to hold Jordan's claw.
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And besides, this stuff
happened on Bob's watch.
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I'm quite certain
he'd want to take care of it.
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Won't you please give him a call?
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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
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He wasn't receptive.
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Dr Kelso's absence wasn't bad news
for everyone in the hospital.
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We have a quorum.
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Thank you, Ted.
I would like to welcome everyone
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to the new Brain Trust Clubhouse.
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Or, as I like to call it, the Brainhouse.
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Can I make a motion?
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Lf, by a motion,
you mean a literal motion,
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in which you simulate a crude
sexual act, then absolutely not.
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Withdrawn.
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Gentlemen,
the first order of business is this:
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From now on, our tri-daily meetings
will all take place right here.
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Can we just take this office?
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Ted, we live in a country
called America.
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And in America, every man is free
to do as he or she wishes
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and to claim anything he or she wishes
with a simple act of planting a flag.
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In the same manner,
I claimed my parking space,
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the dead possum across the street
and Doug's sandwich.
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How did he do that?
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Thank you.
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So I forgot to do laundry this morning,
but I stood up to Carla anyway.
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Wow, that takes a lot of ball.
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See? I made it singular
'cause you only have one man-berry.
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Not for long. I'm getting an implant.
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Why? Is it because your balance is off?
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I didn't want to say anything,
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but you have been turning left
more often than usual.
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No, it's not 'cause...
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Look, I don't even care.
It's not like anyone notices.
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I never stopped noticing.
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Anyway, Carla wants me to get it
so now I have to pick out a prosthetic.
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Hello, and welcome to Ball-Mart.
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Turk, look at all the different styles.
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This one has a diamond stud in it.
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And this one says "I'm With Stupid"
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and has an arrow pointing
to the real one.
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This one has a thermostat
and doubles as a hand-warmer.
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You know, that would be perfect
for next weekend's ice fishing trip.
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I can't believe we all fell
through that hole in the ice.
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If we don't warm up soon,
we're all gonna die.
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Hey, why aren't you cold?
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All right. Come on.
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All right,
now nobody makes eye contact.
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This is Heaven.
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Careful, y'all, that bad boy runs hot.
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You're telling me.
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Hey, guys, how was fishing?
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It was all right.
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Best trip ever. Ice fishing-five!
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Hey.
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You're gonna be late for your shift.
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I gotta stop with the long fantasies.
They're never worth it.
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All right, kid, I expect updates
on my daughter every 15 minutes,
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or what, Perry?
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You will be let go.
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I love that you're the boss now.
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Honest to God,
it almost makes you seem attractive.
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Thanks. How in the hell did Kelso
deal with all this paperwork?
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What do you want, Ted?
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Now that you're Chief,
I'm your number two.
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I think you'll find me
more than qualified.
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I'm hard-working, reliable
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and I recently figured out
how to open up my briefcase.
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Congrats. Take a look at that for me
and grab me a cup of coffee.
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No sweat.
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I just had it.
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- Dr Cox...
- Chief Dr Cox.
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Hey, your initials are C.D.C.
That was my nickname in my sorority.
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Crying Drunk Chick.
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Of course.
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Anyway, you know
that Plomox lawsuit?
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Well, last year I prescribed it to one
of my diabetic patients
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who might be entitled to some
of that settlement money.
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So I was just wondering if you could
have someone cover my patients
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while I go meet with him.
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Whatever it takes
to get you to stop talking.
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Hey, I'll drive you if we can pick up
Sam from day care on the way back.
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- Yeah. Thanks.
- Cool.
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I just want you to know my thoughts
and prayers are with your daughter.
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Can you make him stop talking?
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I've tried for seven years.
It can't be done.
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Okay, lzzy is down for her nap.
What's with the champagne?
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Celebration.
Izzy's sleeping through the night
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and us finally finding a nanny
who's not a thief.
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I still don't think
we needed to fire Mrs Norton
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just because she ate
the last of your rice pudding.
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I wrote my name on it, okay?
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No! It's... No, wait! I wrote my...
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Sorry.
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My point is, for the first time
since you were pregnant,
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I feel like we finally have time
to be us again.
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- Let's do this.
- Let's do it!
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- Baby, no, come on, no.
- Let me do it.
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- I know how to do it.
- Just come... Now let...
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I got it. Look what...
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Baby.
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To us.
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Ted, what are you doing?
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I'm bringing a cup of coffee to Dr Cox.
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Why? That's not your job.
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Come on, you got a fresh start here.
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You gonna stick to the same dynamic
you had with Dr Kelso?
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Remember how that started?
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Hi, Dr Kelso.
Theodore Buckland, licensed attorney.
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Ted, before you get started,
and trust me, I hate asking this,
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would you mind doing me one tiny little
non-work-related favour?
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No problem, man.
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Make sure you get
the back side of that grill.
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I hit the neighbour's cat last night.
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Quick little bastard.
I had to cross two lanes to get him.
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My point is you could be
a whole new Ted.
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Now, come on. Turn around.
Chest out, stand tall. Chin up.
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Blink your eyes real fast.
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Just kidding, that was for me.
Give me that.
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- Don't you have to clean that up?
- Not on Tuesdays.
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Now I want you to get in there,
and tell Dr Cox what's what.
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- Dr Cox.
- Chief Dr Cox.
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Chief Dr Cox, I'm a lawyer.
I shouldn't have to get you coffee.
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How do you feel about that?
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I can't even pretend to care.
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Fine, no more getting me coffee.
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Is this really that big
of a moment for you?
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- My patient's running late.
- Why are we meeting him here?
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Because the last time I met a patient
at their house, I ended up on the news.
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- Was that the crack raid?
- It was.
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We're just gonna wait?
I wish Turk was here.
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I wonder what he's doing right now.
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I just want to make sure
everything's normal.
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I'm only feeling one testicle.
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Yeah, you are.
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Why do you wish Turk was here?
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I don't know. We'd goof around.
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Why can't you goof around with me?
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Elliot, our friendship is different
than mine and Turk's.
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I can goof around, J.D.
I can goof around hard.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Then follow me.
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And now we wait.
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Hey, Mr Middle Eastern manager guy,
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I hope you got a tight grip on that drink.
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One cheeseburger and fries, please!
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All right, you got to hold on
to that new confidence, yeah?
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There's Cindy.
Let me see the new Ted in action.
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Hey, Cindy.
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I want to make you pregnant.
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How did I do?
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For the first time,
I'm looking down at your bald head
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and I'm not just seeing my reflection.
I'm seeing a man. Come on.
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Nice work on the renovation, boys.
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We also had an organ donor
come into the morgue today,
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so I'd like to introduce our new mascot,
Barry Morris' brain.
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I dub that gross. Second?
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Okay, noted in the minutes as "gross."
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Now, next order of business. Activities.
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I had an idea for tonight.
Why don't we play cards?
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It's Tuesday, Ted.
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On Tuesdays, you guys clean
the hospital, remember?
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We went over this
when I threw down your coffee.
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I want to play cards!
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I am not being ridiculous.
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To be safe, I'm gonna line
your boxers with bubble wrap.
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Look, we haven't talked
about whether we want another kid
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and if something happened...
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I just don't want
that decision to be made for us.
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No decision's been made.
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Are you sure?
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I know there's only one down there,
but he's the better one.
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He's like Tina Turner after she left lke.
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Stronger, more confident
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and he's gonna have
a very successful solo career.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Stop yelling!
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It's funny every time.
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Are you Dr Reid? I'm Adam Candy.
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I never treated you.
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Oh, great, I called the wrong one.
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Wait, if you weren't my patient,
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then why did you agree
to meet me here?
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You said there might be money.
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Well, there isn't. J.D., let's go.
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Wait. This looks promising.
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The truth is we bring most
of our trouble on ourselves.
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Whether it's creating a monster
in your own ranks...
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Okay. So everyone has their mop?
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Why do we always have to do
what you want to do?
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... or pulling a prank
that causes an irate customer
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to yank a fast-food manager
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through a window
and drive off with him.
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Stop! What are you doing? Let go!
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- That's new.
- Stop him!
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Yep, even something as simple
as opening a bottle of champagne
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can have huge ramifications.
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Still bubbly.
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So, are we still celebrating
the same thing as before?
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No. I want another baby. Now.
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You want another minute
to think about it?
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Yeah, okay.
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The manager's fine.
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Luckily, he maced the driver
with a packet of hot sauce
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before they got to the freeway.
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Okay, he doesn't know
you caused this, so stay calm.
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Any more information I should know?
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Yes, but not about this.
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We're doctors.
We like to give out health tips.
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You should wear sunscreen,
even with your dark complexion.
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Nice save.
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We did it. We put up the sign.
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You should also stay hydrated.
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J.D., we have
to take responsibility, okay?
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You gonna cuff us?
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For a paper sign? No.
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You know how many people
get shot around here?
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00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,364
She probably does. You know she got
caught on TV in a crack den?
245
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,649
Why?
246
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,509
Well, I'm sure he probably knows.
It's on the docket.
247
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,220
Okay, there's one thing
we have to remember,
248
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,539
and that's that I decide
what's best for the Brain Trust.
249
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,555
I thought this was a democracy.
250
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,516
Oh, then it's just miscommunication.
251
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:47,195
No, the Brain Trust is a dictatorship
masquerading as a democracy.
252
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,467
I know that you all remember
when I seized power
253
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,599
during the revolution of '02
when I overthrew Kyle
254
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,045
during The Battle
of the Basement Supply Closet.
255
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,350
Or have you forgotten your history?
256
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:02,885
Well, maybe I'll just start
my own Brain Trust.
257
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:06,468
You can't. Brain Trust is a registered
trademark. I own that name.
258
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,818
And Chanel.
259
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:11,503
Well, maybe I'll just call it
the Brain Bunch.
260
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,149
You wouldn't dare.
261
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,223
Brain Bunch!
262
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,369
I'm staying. Brain Trust!
263
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,804
You mind switching? You know
how this guy makes me crazy.
264
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,036
Oh, fine.
265
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,884
- Brain Trust!
- Brain Bunch!
266
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,572
Okay, I'm ready to tell you what I think.
267
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,689
I think pregnancy
was really tough on you,
268
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,294
and the postpartum stuff
put a strain on our relationship,
269
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,523
and we finally got our life back
270
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,409
and so it's really hard to think
about having another baby right now.
271
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,049
Okay, I said it.
You can kick my ass now if you want.
272
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,461
Turk, I'm not mad.
273
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,642
To do this,
we both have to be onboard.
274
00:13:56,670 --> 00:14:00,106
Just... Promise me
you'll keep thinking about it.
275
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,933
Yeah. Come here.
276
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,324
Hey, did you know
that women actually have a hormone
277
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,744
that helps them forget
all that horrible pregnancy stuff?
278
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:10,922
Really?
279
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,050
That's interesting because men
have a hormone that helps them
280
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,741
forget about sleeping with fat chicks.
281
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:18,252
You used that hormone a lot
when you were younger, didn't you?
282
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,912
Frick. I can't find Adam Candy.
283
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,960
All right, what was he wearing
the last time you saw him?
284
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,590
J.D., that was three years ago.
285
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,937
Why do you care so much
if this guy gets money?
286
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,706
I didn't ask for your help, okay?
287
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,297
What's going on here?
288
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,610
This is a Brain Trust table.
289
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,151
I don't see your flag on it.
290
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,218
That's because
we're not using flags any more.
291
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,577
We're using napkin holders.
292
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,440
There. Brain Trust table.
293
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,239
Those two should have
their own sitcom.
294
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,130
I'm a lawyer
295
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,912
I'm a janitor
296
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,979
Together we adopted a cute little kid
297
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,151
We're Legal Custodians
298
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,521
- Get it?
- Get it?
299
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,268
I'd watch that show. Would you?
300
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,408
Will Dr Cox please report
to the Board meeting?
301
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,457
- Dr Cox.
- Chief Dr Cox.
302
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,103
Correction. Chief Dr Cox.
303
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,746
- That was weird.
- No, not so weird.
304
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,563
I'm just having him
do the announcements right over there.
305
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,434
Hey, Jordan. You look nice today.
306
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,292
Thank you.
307
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,856
What's the deal there, gum ball?
308
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,897
Carla wants another kid,
but I'm not sure yet.
309
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,982
I can't help but go
to a dark place, you know?
310
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,538
We're already blessed
with this beautiful, healthy daughter,
311
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:47,774
but what if the amnio comes back,
and it's the worst possible news?
312
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,742
It's another girl.
313
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,979
- You're having another baby?
- I don't know yet.
314
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,755
I'll tell you what I don't know.
What I'm gonna do about New Ted.
315
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,944
Who's he talking to?
316
00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,313
- Another baby would be so cool, dude.
- Old Ted was cool.
317
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,535
Which one is Ted?
Did he have a baby with the Janitor?
318
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,074
Only in their sitcom.
319
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,854
Legal Custodians
320
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,200
Get it?
321
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,104
You people are driving me crazy.
322
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,900
You know who's driving me crazy?
Elliot.
323
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,409
She's obsessed with getting money
324
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,388
for one of her patients
who took Plomox.
325
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,072
I should have more patience
with New Ted.
326
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,980
He means
the other kind of patience, right?
327
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,057
I'm not sure. I'm lost.
328
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,791
- I'm lost, too.
- Me, too.
329
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,509
How do I make this decision?
330
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,564
That decision has already been made.
331
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,650
If Carla wants to have another baby,
she's gonna have another baby.
332
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,140
The one thing you got to focus on,
333
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,514
is getting something
out of this deal for yourself.
334
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:39,777
I created New Ted, so I should deal
with it myself. Thank you very much.
335
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,077
Glad to be of help. I'm out.
336
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,170
You want to get
something good from Carla?
337
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,374
You got to just pretend that
you really don't even want another kid.
338
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,705
But that's not true.
339
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,595
Yeah, but you walk around this hospital
acting like you have two testicles
340
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,316
and that's damn sure not true.
341
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,699
And I'm in.
342
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,804
We're having a fake one put in.
343
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,727
If Carla wants you
to have a baby so badly,
344
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,042
why would she insist
you have a surgery
345
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,700
that could potentially harm
your one working nut?
346
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,411
Carla doesn't want the prosthetic.
347
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,453
- I do.
- Why would you lie?
348
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,008
Sometimes you say you're doing
something for someone else
349
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,233
when you really want to do it
for yourself.
350
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,281
I get it.
Maybe that's what Elliot's doing.
351
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,124
What in the hell are you talking about?
352
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,278
I'm just doing this thing
where I use a slice of wisdom
353
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,607
from someone else's life,
to solve a problem in my own life.
354
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,792
- Seems coincidental.
- And yet I do it almost every week.
355
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:32,010
Good news. Jennifer's procedure
is done and we get to leave this room.
356
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,410
I'm not quite sure which one
I'm more excited about.
357
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,029
Come now.
358
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,727
It was never about him, was it?
359
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,555
It was about you.
Your patient, Adam Candy.
360
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,655
You thought you killed him.
361
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,334
Forgive me for being
one of those weird doctors
362
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,129
who was concerned
they might have killed a human being.
363
00:17:56,326 --> 00:18:00,717
Well, I checked with county records
and your patient did die.
364
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,549
He was hit by a truck.
365
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,778
Yes!
366
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,151
So it wasn't the Plomox?
He didn't have a heart attack?
367
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:13,499
He may have. You know, in the split
second before the truck hit him.
368
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,231
It's hard to know for sure.
369
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,010
Why didn't you tell me the truth, Elliot?
370
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,376
Why, because we're
such great friends?
371
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,118
J.D., after hanging out with me
for 10 minutes
372
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,871
at that fast-food place,
you were wishing that Turk was there.
373
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,134
And that hurt your feelings?
374
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,466
I was psyched to hang out with you.
375
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:31,721
I mean, so psyched that I even caused
376
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,137
some Middle Eastern man
to get kidnapped and driven away.
377
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:39,074
Which is probably the exact kind of
thing he came to this country to avoid.
378
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:45,463
I'm off. And as you can see,
Sam is jonesing for his afternoon latte.
379
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,017
You want to join us?
380
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,239
Why, because you feel guilty?
381
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,812
No, because I wanna hang out
with you.
382
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,713
Don't look at him.
383
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,523
There are many ways
to restore a relationship.
384
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,223
Whether it's by extending
an olive branch.
385
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,548
What the hell are you doing here?
386
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,087
Take it easy. Just hear me out.
387
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,307
I would like to call to order
tonight's meeting of the Brain Trust.
388
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,725
First item of business,
tomorrow night's activities.
389
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,343
Ted, I believe you think
it would be fun to play cards.
390
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,967
Well, as a matter of fact, I did.
391
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,234
Or by striking a bargain.
392
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,184
Still not sure about this baby thing.
393
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,414
Listen, we've been so connected lately,
and I really don't want to lose that.
394
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,268
How can I convince you that we won't?
395
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,255
Agree to have sex with me
every day for two months.
396
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,415
One month.
397
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,349
Okay, but that means if I tap you
on your shoulder
398
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,911
and you're in the middle of something,
399
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,173
you got to drop it like it's hot
and give it to Daddy.
400
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,666
- Deal.
- Deal.
401
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,863
Or by making a good friend
feel like just that.
402
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:52,136
Hey, guys.
The barista said Sam looked like us.
403
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,903
It's so weird how people think
that we're the parents.
404
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,583
Well, I understand
why he thinks he looks like me
405
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,729
because we both have blue eyes
and a little button nose,
406
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:02,377
but you, it's probably the finger-toes,
'cause you both have crazy, long toes.
407
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,417
What do you guys think?
Where'd they go?
408
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,590
I don't know. I don't know.
409
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,305
You are the cutest.
410
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,016
Look at his smile, he loves that.
Do it again.
411
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,010
You're the cutest.
412
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,938
Look at him smile!
413
00:20:19,305 --> 00:21:19,644
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