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Hey, J.D. You keep wheeling them in,
I'll keep wheeling them out.
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Awesome appropriateness, Doug.
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Carol, we're ready for our sponge bath.
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Thank you, Carol.
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Hey, why was your baby boy
dressed like Caesar this morning?
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I don't have clothes for Sam
at my house
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so I just cut arm and leg holes
in a pillowcase.
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The gold belt
was just so he wouldn't feel ridiculous.
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J.D., you're a parent now.
You gotta be better prepared.
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Yep. That's why we just stocked up
on extra baby oil, lotion and diapers.
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Why? Is there a party this weekend?
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Recently we realised that with Todd,
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if we didn't move
and stayed very quiet,
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he'd eventually get confused
and leave.
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Anyway, much like one-hit-wonder
Natalie lmbruglia, I'm torn.
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You see, on one hand,
I'm tempted to side with the Gandhis.
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You do need to buy Sam some clothes.
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On the other hand,
ever since you two made a baby
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you've become an even more annoying
two-headed know-it-all.
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You hear that, Perry?
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That's the sound of your hate
bouncing off our love.
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Attention, dum-dums.
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Many of you have been disregarding
the hospital's 12-hour shift policy.
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Now, I don't care
if you think your patients need you,
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when your shift is over,
I want you to go home
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to your sad, empty lives.
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Tired doctors make mistakes
and the hospital is liable.
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Believe me, you do not want
to find yourself in a court of law.
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Tell them what happens there, Ted.
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Well, we'll all wear long black robes
and beautiful white, curly wigs.
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- That's England, Ted.
- Are you sure?
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Anyway, from now on, anyone caught
working after their shift is over
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will be sent home immediately
and docked a full day's pay.
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Well, Marian, your hepatitis test
came back negative.
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That's good, right?
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Yes and no.
I still don't know what's wrong with you.
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Well, you'll figure it out.
You're a good doctor.
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Will do.
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Hey, I'm going to lunch.
I took her culture to the lab for you.
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- Thanks, Keith.
- Yeah.
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Wow, sounds like he's finally over you.
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No, he's still alternating
between angry name calling
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and whiny pleas to get back together.
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Although, he did agree to be civil
while he's inside the hospital.
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- Hello?
- Why won't you love me?
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- Why don't you...
- See you tomorrow, Keith.
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Can you believe a month ago
you were gonna marry him
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and I was gonna move in with Kim
and then it all fell apart
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when we had that "almost moment"
in the on-call room.
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You know, we never talked about that.
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What's there to talk about?
You just tried to kiss me.
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I tried to kiss her? What the hell?
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Wait a second. There's nobody here
to see my "what the hell" face.
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What is it? And make it quick
so you don't bore me.
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A few months ago,
Elliot and I almost kissed.
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- But now, she's saying...
- Well, you tried your best.
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Now, leave me alone.
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Slaggy, you're up.
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A genetic defect that
presents with anaemia
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and causes copper build-up
in the liver and other organs,
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- destroying them.
- What is Wilson's disease?
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- Yes.
- Yes! In your face! In your face!
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What annoying thing
is happening now?
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They're playing Diagnosis Jeopardy.
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When you win you get to gloat.
It's so stupid.
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You never got to gloat, did you?
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I don't believe in gloating. It's tacky.
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A condition in which the patient speaks
in previously unknown dialect
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due to severe brain trauma.
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What is Foreign Accent Syndrome!
Yes! In your faces!
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Or should I say in your faces.
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Hello, governor.
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Throw another shrimp
on the barbie for me.
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Wait, that's Irish.
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You're an idiot.
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Now, I have to go start work.
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Because in spite of all of you,
I'm going to have a great day.
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That was the worst day
I've have ever had.
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Daddy's home!
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Come here, little Jackie boy.
Give me a big kiss.
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I love you, puppy. Good night.
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Where the hell are you going?
It's your night to tell him a story.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I couldn't be more wiped out.
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The nanny's mom died
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and I had to spend the whole day
sprinting around the house
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trying to avoid having
conversations with her.
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You don't see me crying about it.
So suck it up and spin a yarn.
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Yeah, Dad, suck it up.
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Okay, Jackie.
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Will do.
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There was once a nurse,
a surgeon, a doctor and an idiot.
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Does this hat make me look fly?
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Perry, he's four. No hospital stories.
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Fine.
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There was once a two-headed witch,
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a princess
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and a village idiot.
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Does this hat make me look flyeth?
It jingles when I shake it.
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- Are you all tucked in there?
- Yep.
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Okay, here we go.
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Once upon a time, a long time ago,
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there was a little village
known as Sacred Heartia.
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Damn it, Giant.
Why is this village so filthy?
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Well, irritable townswoman of colour,
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it could be because this town's roads
are paved with mud.
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Or maybe it's because
I've been swabbing everyone's porch
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with ox urine.
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I jest. Only yours. You know why?
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You've been telling people I eat babies.
I don't eat babies.
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With babies, it's a minute on the lips,
a lifetime on the hips.
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I eat toddlers.
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I thought you said
she'd be dead already.
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Come back later.
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Say, do you have any babies...
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Toddlers on that cart?
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- Nope.
- Well, off to work.
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On the outskirts of town, the Princess'
handmaiden was in dire straits,
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so Her Highness
sent out a call for help.
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Good morrow.
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That's funny, I requested
someone strong and brave.
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And yet here stands the Village Idiot.
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Hey, I'm brave.
I just saved this fish from drowning.
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Off you go, little buddy.
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He's tired now.
Earlier he was dancing all around.
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- Run free! Run!
- Now, this was no ordinary idiot.
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He was a colossal idiot.
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I mean, such an idiot
that other idiots would...
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- Daddy!
- I'm very sorry, dear,
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I just wanted to be real clear with you
about how big an idiot he actually was.
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In any case, the Princess
and the Idiot had had a sordid past.
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Look, Your Highness,
I just came by so you could apologise
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for saying I tried to kiss you,
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when, in fact, it was your royal tongue
that tried to storm my mouth-castle.
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That's not how I recall it.
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Come on. You closed your eyes
and started heaving your bosoms
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up and down and up and down.
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Yeah, that's called breathing.
I'm doing it now.
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I know.
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Can I rest my face on them
and ponder what you've said?
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- No!
- Okay.
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My poor maiden is being tormented
by a terrible monster.
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She grows weaker by the minute.
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A monster?
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I mean, she looks ill,
but I think it's a bit of a leap
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to say it's the work of a monster.
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There's a monster in there.
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J.D., she's febrile, her liver's enlarged,
and her kidneys are shutting down.
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Are you gonna help me or not?
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I will.
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Keith?
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Perhaps if I can save your maiden,
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the soil of your heart will soften
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so I can once again
plant the seed of our love.
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Yeah, look, Prince, this?
It's not happening, okay?
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Time to move on.
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Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get
back the key to my chastity belt.
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Fine.
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Come along, Peppermint.
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That is gonna make so many things
so much easier.
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Why'd you send him away?
We could've used his help.
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- We...
- Can...
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...help...
...your...
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...Highness.
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The Turla was once
two separate witches.
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But when they married,
they merged into one.
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It made for some awkward situations.
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- That's...
- What...
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...l'm...
...talking...
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...about!
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Turla, how can we defeat the monster?
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- We...
- Must...
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...go...
...to...
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...the...
...delicatessen.
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What?
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I knew they just did that
alternating words thing to bug me.
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Now, meet us at the potion shop so
we can get a spell to stop that monster.
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But first, we must stop at the drugstore.
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I need to pick up something
for her time of the month.
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It's our time of the month.
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Is that why I keep crying
for no damn reason?
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'Cause I didn't ask for this.
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- Do we look fat?
- We look beautiful, baby.
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- You sure?
- We do.
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- How are we gonna get there?
- Don't worry. I got a sweet ride.
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This is mortifying.
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Don't listen to her, Sasha.
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Idiot, I have to ask.
How do you get your hair like that?
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You like it? I do it myself.
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It's one part horse manure,
one part river mud
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and a touch of my special ingredient.
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More horse manure.
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It's the Dark Lord's toadie.
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My master approaches.
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Prepare yourselves
for his untamed vengeance.
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The Dark Lord Oslek
was the evil ruler of the entire land.
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Hey, gang. How you holding up?
That is a sharp-looking donkey.
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Told you.
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No speaking!
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A warning to all.
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Any who dare set foot
in my Forbidden Forest
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shall forever disappear.
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I was in the Forbidden Forest
earlier today and I'm still here.
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Where'd he go?
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Where'd he go? What? Where...
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Murphy's shift ended 20 minutes ago
and he was still here.
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So now he's going home without pay.
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If anyone would like to join him,
test me.
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I should at least take
that body downstairs.
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I said out!
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Take care of that.
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Oh, man.
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There goes my back.
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Were you guys able to get
that C-Diff test I ordered?
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Lab's all backed up.
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We need those results now.
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- I'll handle this.
- I'll stay here.
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- God help me, I wish you could.
- God help me, I wish you could.
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We need a monster-fighting potion.
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Sorry, this customer here is next.
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What the hell are you?
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I'm the Fairy Toddsomething.
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Well, step aside, lest ye be dealt with.
Turk, wand.
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Yeah, about the wand,
I may have let the Idiot borrow it.
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Oh, man.
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You know, I have a big wand
if you want to hold it.
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Of course, when it comes to magic
I just do this.
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Banana hammock!
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Fairy-Five.
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Turk, no!
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You don't let us go first,
I'll never let him high-five you again.
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After you.
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Still-Can-High-Five-Five?
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Coming at you.
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I love slapping people five.
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Your shoelace is untied.
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Hey. Thanks, man.
You know how dangerous this is?
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My uncle's whole family
was killed by an untied lace.
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Christmas morning, they're all running
down the stairs, they tripped,
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and a madman
hacked them all to pieces.
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I owe you one.
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Can't wait.
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Guess who got the lab results?
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You guys are amazing.
245
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,554
Damn. C-Diff is negative.
246
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:17,200
She's getting worse and we're not
any closer to figuring out why.
247
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,924
I gotta page him.
248
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,150
And now we wait.
249
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,246
Hey, can you get rid of this tail?
250
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No problem, buddy.
251
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,860
I meant with magic!
252
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He's here.
253
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And then, before them,
254
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:44,625
appeared the bravest, most handsome
knight that any of them had ever seen.
255
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Princess.
256
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,845
Princess.
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Brave Knight,
my poor maiden is being held captive
258
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by a monster that can't be beaten.
259
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,021
There is no such thing
as a monster that can't be beaten.
260
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Hey, you, hang on to that.
261
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,854
You know, I miss hanging out with you.
Like, alone.
262
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,803
There's not much I can do.
263
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,750
Last night, I had some grog with a guy
whose hutmate is a barrel maker.
264
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,919
Let's just say, the guy has a saw...
265
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Be careful or I'll make your chin
disappear. Oh, too late.
266
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,424
That's not nice.
267
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,548
Look. The battle has begun.
268
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My name is Percival Cox.
You're killing my friend. Prepare to die.
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00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,974
That's new.
270
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,732
I don't know what's scarier,
the monster or that scary old lady.
271
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What scary old lady?
272
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,557
Very funny. Perry, it's his bedtime.
273
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- But, Jordan...
- But, Mom...
274
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,709
No buts. Lights out.
275
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,500
Jackie. Would you like to hear
the rest of the story?
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Yeah.
277
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,704
Let's see. Where was I?
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I remember. Scoot over a second.
279
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Give me some sugar. All right.
280
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The Knight was getting his ass kicked.
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That's new.
282
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What's the monster like? Is he nice?
283
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,391
That monster cannot be slain
by sword alone.
284
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,271
Baby, maybe you could
lull the monster to sleep
285
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,586
by telling him one of them
boring-ass stories about your family.
286
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,087
That's it.
287
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,613
Are you out your mind, woman?
We only got one ball!
288
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You were saying?
289
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,581
The only way to save your fair maiden
is to go to the Forbidden Forest,
290
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and find the Golden Ring.
291
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,546
The Golden Ring? Why?
292
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,422
Because finding the diagnosis
is the only way to help her.
293
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,063
Right now,
you're just treating symptoms
294
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that are leading you
down the wrong road.
295
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,787
You need to go back to the beginning.
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Back to every textbook,
every case study you ever read.
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00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,032
And most importantly,
to find the Golden Ring,
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you must remember what you heard
when you weren't even listening.
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"Remember what you heard
when you weren't even listening"?
300
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,669
What the hell does that mean?
301
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,367
I don't know,
but I can't find anything in here
302
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,747
to explain her kidney malfunction,
303
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her lack of clotting
and the internal bleeding.
304
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,910
I feel like we're just getting lost
deeper in the woods.
305
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,681
- Your ass is bleeding.
- Sasha, are you okay?
306
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,744
No, Idiot, your ass is bleeding.
307
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,469
I know. My tail was ripped off.
308
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,613
If it doesn't scab over,
my soul will leak out.
309
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,483
Why were you looking
at my ass anyway, Princess?
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Missing what you could have had
when you tried to kiss me earlier?
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Good morrow.
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Idiot. Princess.
313
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,057
You shouldn't be
in the Forbidden Forest.
314
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,416
The Dark Lord is near! Hide!
315
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,111
Come on, Sasha.
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Evening.
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00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,542
They're gone.
318
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,014
Thanks.
319
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,441
Our shifts ended a half hour ago.
We would've been screwed.
320
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,333
Well, this counts as the one I owe you.
321
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,811
Fine, we're even.
322
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,271
Excellent.
323
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:46,707
I'm going to miss those two.
They never once spit on me.
324
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,731
You seem like a nice enough guy.
325
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,953
Why are you still working
for Lord Oslek?
326
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:55,095
I tell most people
it's because I'm under an evil spell,
327
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,465
but really, it's a self-confidence thing.
328
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,004
Yeah, I get that.
329
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,023
Say, you want to go hollow out
some villagers and use them as kites?
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Do I!
331
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,361
I can't believe I'm gonna die with you.
332
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,257
Who said anything about dying?
333
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,327
It's probably
just some harmless torture.
334
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,651
He's right, it's not that bad.
335
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,879
Since we meet our fate together,
I should tell you.
336
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,366
'Twas I that tried to kiss you.
337
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,767
No, my lady.
We tried to kiss each other.
338
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,393
And I know we were both
running away from things,
339
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:44,098
but do you think that
near kiss meant anything?
340
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,680
There's only one way to find out.
341
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,010
Almost there, okay.
342
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,467
Can you... Little bit of tongue maybe?
343
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,858
Your time has come!
344
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,834
You're both suspended.
345
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,036
You can't do that.
346
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,922
This is my hospital.
I can do whatever I want.
347
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,073
Get it?
348
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,856
Sir, you can't suspend me,
I'm private practice.
349
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,682
And I've had zero patient interaction,
so there's no liability issue.
350
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,704
So this can't come back to me?
351
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:22,962
- No.
- No.
352
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,172
Then get out.
353
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,408
A dab of manure...
354
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,738
Now where were we in that dungeon?
355
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,628
Focus. We have to save my maiden.
356
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,207
But how are we supposed to find
the Golden Ring in an endless forest?
357
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:47,692
Remember what you heard
when you weren't even listening.
358
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,173
Am I imagining him?
359
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,567
Lmagining who?
360
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,388
Asked and answered.
361
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,382
Hey, Idiot. Down here.
362
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,484
What's up, bro?
363
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,410
Wood nymphs.
364
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,697
I just remembered something.
365
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,692
I was barely listening.
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00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,305
A genetic defect that
presents with anaemia
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00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,599
and causes copper build-up
in the liver and other organs,
368
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,575
- destroying them.
- What is Wilson's disease?
369
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,576
It's Wilson's disease.
370
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,647
This is for you.
371
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,648
The Golden Ring.
372
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,673
We must make haste
back to the maiden.
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00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,114
To Sasha!
374
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,880
- We're doomed.
- It's okay, I still have Turla's wand.
375
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,241
What in the hell is going on?
376
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,107
Let me try that again.
377
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,315
Now that's more like it. Hold this.
378
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,722
Hang on, Maiden. We're here.
379
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,352
How do we know for sure
it's Wilson's disease?
380
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,401
She'll have copper deposits
around her iris.
381
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,653
What does it look like?
382
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:40,529
A little golden ring.
383
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,079
That's a great diagnosis.
384
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,888
What are her chances?
385
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,318
Well, we've done all we can.
Now she needs a new liver.
386
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:57,257
We just got to hope
she gets one in time.
387
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,140
And with the monster gone,
388
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:05,215
all was once again well
in Sacred Heartia.
389
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,752
The Turla made peace with itself.
390
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,767
Beautiful kites were flown.
391
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,212
Yeah!
392
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:16,071
And the Knight rode off to fight again.
393
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,572
And the Idiot and the Princess,
394
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:24,698
well, they decided
that their almost kiss meant nothing.
395
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:32,672
Because in the end,
they were both idiots.
396
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,829
What about the maiden?
397
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,440
What do you think, Jack?
She lived happily ever after.
398
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,404
Go to sleep. I love you very much.
399
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,594
So?
400
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:54,924
So what?
401
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,738
So did the girl make it?
Did she get a liver in time?
402
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:00,058
Is that how it really ended?
403
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,333
Let's just say,
404
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,596
that's the way I'm telling it.
405
00:22:07,305 --> 00:23:07,858
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