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J.D.: There's nothing worse than
running into a sworn enemy

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first thing in the morning.

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Well, if that's the case, Fred,
just put him on blood thinners.

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Excuse me, Perry.
You don't have a phone.

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You're just holding
your hand to your ear.

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Fred, I got to go.
He's gonna make me talk to him.

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Sure, I'll pass it on.

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Fred says you are a tool.

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I got nothing. That's a good one.

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Thank you.

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Still no Chief of Medicine, huh?

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You must love not having anybody
around to make you toe the line.

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It's pretty much
a captain-less ship around here.

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People showing up late,
stealing supplies.

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Basically doing
whatever the hell they want.

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Okay, as you can see,
we've repaired the perforation.

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Now all that's left to do is sew up
the surrounding muscle tissue.

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Are there any questions?

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- I don't think you're doing this right.
- Get out of here.

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- All right. Let me just touch his heart.
- Hey!

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Bottom line, if we don't get a new boss
in this place soon, it'll fall apart.

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I'd pretend to care, but I don't have to.

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- Here's my office.
- Okay, fine,

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you go ahead and have fun
spending your golden years

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at a depressing coffee chain,
surrounded by...

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I don't mean to cut you off, Perry.
But I have to take this call.

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Look at that, he brought it back.

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Doctor.

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Oh, now that can't be good.

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J.D.: I was still trying to get
my intern Jo

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to be more sensitive with her patients.

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Don't worry, Mr. Hapburn.
A lot of people are afraid of needles.

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I was only surprised because
you're the first one I've come across

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that doesn't have a vagina.

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Did you know that guy was a priest?

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I did. I'll see you tomorrow.

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If you're not here, I'll just assume

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that demons dragged you down to Hell
to chew your face off.

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J.D.: Now that I was dating Elliot again,

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I finally had something to get home to.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Why did you put my piano mat here?

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I was here all by myself
and I got a little freaked out,

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so I thought I'd use that
as a burglar alarm.

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That's catchy.

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Cookies are done.

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I baked a dozen for you
and a dozen for me.

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Now, I like to eat one and a half
cookies every day

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so that a dozen cookies
lasts eight days.

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Well, 10 days because I don't
eat sugar on Wednesdays,

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and on Sundays I call my mom,

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and she asks what's wrong
with my phone because I sound fat.

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Anyway, I'm gonna go change.
I brought my cookie pants.

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Notice the loose waist to accommodate
an expanding stomach.

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I finished my dozen.

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Why would you eat
all of your cookies at once?

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I mean, what did you think
was gonna happen to them?

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Come to daddy.

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Still pretty smoky.

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Worth it.

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So, he'd kill us?

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I told Turk you were making cookies.

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Plus he has a key to my place
and Carla's out of town.

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Elliot, with his diabetes,

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it's the only time he gets to eat sweets.

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I'm dating an idiot.

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Yeah, but you knew
what you were getting into.

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J.D., someone's in the house.

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Turk, get out of here!

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Pull that piano crap on me. Please.

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I can't do this all on my own

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No, I know

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I'm no Superman

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I'm no Superman

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Morning, sleepy.

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I got to go to work.
I wish I had the day off, too.

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Hey, do you realize that
we've already been dating for a week,

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but we still haven't had sex?

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Yes, but you know what?
We're not gonna rush this time.

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We're just gonna go with the flow.

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I think we should do it right now.

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J. D? Why are you throwing
your pants at me?

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Because I got excited. Woohoo!

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Well, you should be.

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Because tonight when you get home,
I'm going to be waiting here,

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and it's gonna be the most amazing,
crazy night you've ever had.

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- Stop throwing dirty clothes at me!
- Stop saying sexy things.

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Can't wait for tonight.

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- I really wish I hadn't done that.
- Yeah, me, too.

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J.D.: Mr. Lawton, one of
my favorite patients, was back.

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Unfortunately, Jo was his intern.

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- Hi.
- How's it going over here?

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Well, young Dr. Mahoney was just
observing that my heart disease was...

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- What was that, sweetheart?
- A giant buzzkill.

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- Jo...
- What?

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I was on cloud nine this morning.
Had a good night's sleep, hot shower,

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big old pancake breakfast, then bang.

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Chronic heart disease. Buzzkill.

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Well, I'm sure Mr. Lawton feels horrible
that his condition annoyed you.

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- I doubt it.
- She doubts it.

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Okay, well, other than the abdominal
discomfort, everything okay, sir?

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Well, I'd feel better if this bed
were a little more comfortable.

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Here. Lean up. Lean up.

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Thank you.
And I'm sorry if I ruined your day.

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- Yeah, we're cool.
- Apparently, you guys are cool.

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Yeah. Sure, I can come in then.

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Thank you.

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That was just the Board.

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They're offering me
the Chief of Medicine job.

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- Shut up!
- Yeah.

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Do you know what this means?

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That when I ask our nanny

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how she manages to raise
her own kid without a nanny,

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I can hire a second nanny
to listen to her boring answer.

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Perry, look at yourself.

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You don't get in
your own way anymore.

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Sweetie, I am so, so proud of you.

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Thank you.

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I'm feeling so open and vulnerable

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that it's literally filling me up
with rage and hatred, so I should go.

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- Fair enough. All right.
- Okay.

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Say, I heard you and Barbie were back
together again. How's that going?

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J.D.: He doesn't care. Don't answer.

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Is there less drama this time?

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Hold firm.

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Does it feel different?

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Give him nothing.

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Look at you not getting sucked in.

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Maybe you are a little bit older
and a little bit wiser,

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enough for this whole thing
to work out with Barbie this time.

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- I really think I am...
- Oh, my God.

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How do you not get that
I will never, ever care

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about your pasty, white love life?

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I only brought it up because I noticed

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that Barbie wasn't here at work today,
and I was hoping

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that your relationship with her
had already gone so far south

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that you'd killed her and buried
her deep in a wooded area,

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and that soon you would be carted off

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for the aforementioned crime
of pasty, white passion.

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Well, no such luck. She's just at home.

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Carla,
why won't you pick up? I need to talk!

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I cannot believe
that you leave the country

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the week I get back together with J.D.

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I feel like that's not a coincidence.

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Wait. I didn't mean that.

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I know that your aunt did not fall
out of that balloon on purpose.

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Anyway, I promised J.D.
This crazy sex night,

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and now I'm totally losing it.

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I've been trying on lingerie,
but nothing fits

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because I ate an entire batch of
cookie dough last night with a spatula.

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Plus, at my last appointment,
I got in a fight with my waxer,

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and now there is a rash on my bajingo

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that looks like
a thousand tiny spider bites.

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Damn it, Carla,
I need tonight to be special

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and you're not there for me, and I know
what you're gonna say is that...

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You're gonna say that
you've always come through

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and that sometimes I'm selfish,
but even if that's true,

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I don't need to hear
your attitude right now

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because I am sick of it.
Do you hear me? Sick of it!

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I love you. Call me.

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What can I say?
I just wish you were at home with her.

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- You and me both.
- That was an insult.

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I know. I thought if I took it
as a compliment,

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it would drive you insane
and you'd go away.

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- Damn it!
- Hey, J.D.

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Because of the abdominal discomfort,

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I was thinking of ordering an endoscopy
on Mr. Lawton. Yeah?

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No, no, he had
the same symptoms before.

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It turned out it was just heartburn.

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An endoscopy's a really painful,
invasive procedure.

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Who gives a crap?

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I don't know, Jo. I think I do.

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- Probably sounds crazy to you?
- Not crazy, just a little weird.

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Okay, no more sugarcoating. All right?

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You will never be a good doctor

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until you learn what it means
to truly care for your patients.

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And if I don't start seeing
some changes soon,

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you're gonna be out on your ass.
All right?

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There's your buzzkill. Go back to work.

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J.D.: Careful. Keep your bad-ass doctor
stare going in case she looks back.

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Nailed it.

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Bob, what are you doing up here?
Are you sick?

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No, I'm just taking a stroll.
But thanks for your concern.

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I'm not concerned.
I meant to sound hopeful.

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Let me try it again. Are you sick?

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Perry, why are you hating
this morning?

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I just came up here because I heard

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the Board offered you
the Chief of Medicine.

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- They did. It's a great opportunity.
- It certainly is.

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The minute I took that job,
everything got bigger.

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My office, my staff,
my secretary's hooters.

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They were a Christmas bonus.
For both of us.

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Still, I took the job
to improve patient care,

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but you spend most of your time
dealing with bureaucratic garbage.

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And what with the budget meetings

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and addressing staff
and patient complaints,

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you barely have time for a life.
And what is your reward?

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Everybody in the hospital hates you.
Yay! Anyway, Chief, congrats again.

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Hey, with Carla and Izzy out of town,

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must be nice to have the place
to yourself for once, huh?

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Dude, I can't answer that.

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How many people here are spies
and are ordered to report

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everything I say back to Carla?

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I should go.

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I love my wife and I wanna be
by her side at all times! All times!

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You heard that, Rochelle?

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Psst! Turk, come here.

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- Elliot, are you sick?
- No, I just don't have makeup on.

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You look pretty.

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- Turk, I need some help with J.D.
- Okay.

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You guys are back together.
I get that, it's great.

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You're a fit. I just don't wanna
get caught in the middle again.

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Well, you should've thought of that
before you jacked all my cookies.

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You're in.

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- Stupid sweet tooth!
- Okay.

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Dr. Reid,
when did you become homeless?

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- These are just my cookie pants.
- These are my muffin slacks.

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Bam!

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I've been rocking these bad boys
since the day I retired.

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Huh.

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- Where's Mr. Lawton?
- He's getting an endoscopy.

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Jo, please tell me
you didn't order that procedure

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even though I told you not to.

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Well, I did, so that kind of
puts me in a pickle.

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Okay, I am so angry right now,

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I don't even know what to say.
You got to give me a second.

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J.D.: I knew exactly what to say,
but the longer I waited,

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the more I knew
it would make her squirm.

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See, there's a lot of things
that can leave someone speechless.

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How'd the meeting go, Chief?
Is it official?

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J.D.: It can be an answer
you don't expect.

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I didn't go. I don't want the job.

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Just tell me this one thing
and then I'll leave you alone.

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J.D.: Or a question you wish
you didn't know the answer to.

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If you had to come up with
the ultimate sexual experience for J.D.,

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what would it be?

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J.D.: For Jo, it was just gonna be a
good, old-fashioned verbal beat-down.

239
00:11:07,565 --> 00:11:09,089
I don't know who you think you are,

240
00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:12,262
but I promise you, you are gonna regret
this mistake for the rest of your...

241
00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:13,429
Sorry to interrupt.

242
00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:16,634
Great call ordering
that endoscopy, Dr. Mahoney.

243
00:11:16,941 --> 00:11:19,375
Mr. Lawton has stomach cancer.

244
00:11:21,246 --> 00:11:23,476
J.D.: Yep. Speechless.

245
00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:28,550
J.D.: Time to make things right.

246
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:30,144
Jo, I'm sorry.

247
00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:32,383
I thought you were being
callous with Mr. Lawton,

248
00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:34,517
and you were just being thorough.

249
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,754
God, I'm a good apologizer.

250
00:11:36,795 --> 00:11:41,892
From now on, I'm gonna stop riding you
and let Jo be Jo. Sound good?

251
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,493
No. Sounds great.

252
00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:47,300
Why would you apologize?
What the hell is your problem?

253
00:11:51,076 --> 00:11:53,943
Reminds me of what my grandpa
taught me when I was a boy.

254
00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:56,913
He said, "Janitor,
every time an angry woman storms out,

255
00:11:56,948 --> 00:11:59,314
"another angry woman storms in."

256
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,510
What?

257
00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:02,781
Get out of my way!

258
00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:06,517
That one's for you,
Pop-Pop.

259
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:09,618
He's not dead. He's upstairs. Dying.

260
00:12:12,864 --> 00:12:16,356
Excuse me. Dr. Kelso, isn't it?
I'm Jordan Sullivan.

261
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:17,561
What are you doing?

262
00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:20,400
I'm introducing myself.
Because, clearly,

263
00:12:20,438 --> 00:12:24,602
anyone who would convince Perry not
to take the Chief job has never met me.

264
00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:27,543
That pansy-assed little tattletale.

265
00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:32,312
Bob, so help me God, you fix this,
or I will grab you by your muffin top

266
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:35,842
and stomp on your withering man-parts
until your eyes pop out.

267
00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:38,412
Twenty years ago
I would have thrown you on this table

268
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,447
and made love to you right here.

269
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:42,084
And I would have loved it!

270
00:12:43,228 --> 00:12:46,629
See, that is the kind of passion
that I want tonight with J.D.,

271
00:12:46,664 --> 00:12:47,961
but we've hooked up
so much in the past,

272
00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:49,728
I can't come up with anything new.

273
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,601
Ooh! What if I dripped
hot candle wax on his chest?

274
00:12:52,637 --> 00:12:55,765
No. Tina Two-Kids tried it
and burned off his treasure trail.

275
00:12:55,807 --> 00:13:00,005
Okay, okay. Let's just keep spit-balling.
What if I strangle him a little?

276
00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:02,980
No. J.D. Might like the idea of that,

277
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,346
but if he loses too much oxygen
he'll get dizzy,

278
00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:08,819
and then his Space Needle
will become his space noodle.

279
00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:12,516
- How do you even know that?
- Elliot, I just do.

280
00:13:12,557 --> 00:13:15,856
Matter of fact, I don't want to talk
about this anymore, all right? I'm out.

281
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:17,521
Angry woman out.

282
00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:18,859
Damn it!

283
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:24,163
Angry woman in.

284
00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:27,365
You better not be making me
one of your stupid Janitor jokes.

285
00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:28,770
No, ma'am.

286
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,702
Angry woman out.

287
00:13:38,683 --> 00:13:40,048
Hey, I'm glad I found you.

288
00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:42,882
I need your approval to cut down
some lollipop trees

289
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:46,186
- outside the Sea-Monkey hut.
- What are you talking about?

290
00:13:46,224 --> 00:13:47,623
These decisions have
to go through you

291
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,650
because you're
the Mayor of Crazytown.

292
00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:51,992
Okay, I really don't need this right now.

293
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,089
Okay, fine, but you're supposed
to be working,

294
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:57,568
so would you mind checking
the patient in bed six for dementia?

295
00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:58,762
This is bed six.

296
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:02,000
I know. I think you're crazy.
It was a two-fer. Pow-pow.

297
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,564
You're aware
I could kick your ass, right?

298
00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:05,508
I'm sure I'd get in some slaps.

299
00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:07,238
Look, I know I'm horrible with patients.

300
00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:10,008
But I make one lucky call
with Mr. Lawton's endoscopy

301
00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:11,913
and now you're not gonna push me
anymore to be better?

302
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,475
Okay, you're not the Mayor
of Crazytown, you're the Emperor.

303
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,612
At least when you gave me crap
I knew you were trying to help.

304
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:18,178
But now you're just giving up on me?

305
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:19,690
What do you care?
You don't even listen to me.

306
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:23,387
What? I've been busting my ass trying
to be more caring with the patients.

307
00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,623
Remember when Mr. Lawton
was uncomfortable?

308
00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:29,698
Thank you, doctor.

309
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:35,095
- That must have been so hard for you.
- Yeah, I'm still mad thinking about it.

310
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,910
- What's with the yarn?
- I'm gonna use it later.

311
00:14:40,945 --> 00:14:42,810
Oh, by the way, Jordan thinks I'm hot.

312
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,974
Yeah, she mentioned that before.
It's disturbing.

313
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,483
Why aren't you taking the job, Perry?

314
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:47,950
You said it was
a bureaucratic nightmare.

315
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:49,851
- And I don't want to be miserable.
- You love being miserable.

316
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:52,118
- I don't want everyone to hate me.
- Everybody already hates you.

317
00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:55,091
You wanna know the real reason
why you don't want the gig, champ?

318
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:58,254
- Because you're a fraidy-cat.
- Beg your pardon?

319
00:14:58,296 --> 00:15:00,924
Didn't you hear me?
Are fraidy-cat's ears too tiny?

320
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:04,128
- Don't push me, Bob.
- You're right. I'm sorry.

321
00:15:04,168 --> 00:15:07,626
Would it make you feel any better
to bat this around for a while?

322
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:11,772
Yeah, I told you
I was gonna use it later.

323
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:16,041
Do you know why I got into medicine?

324
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,447
I assumed there was some sort of flyer
outside football practice.

325
00:15:21,719 --> 00:15:24,347
No. Look, I don't care that
I'm not that feminine.

326
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:28,155
I still look rocking hot when I'm naked
so I can get it whenever I want it.

327
00:15:28,192 --> 00:15:30,786
- Okay, now that was feminine.
- Shut up.

328
00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:34,286
I became a doctor because
I love the nuts and bolts of it all.

329
00:15:34,332 --> 00:15:37,426
Like that woman over there?
I am fascinated by the way

330
00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:40,062
her heart pumps blood through
her body like a machine.

331
00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:42,538
The way her axons are covered
in a thin layer of myelin,

332
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:44,734
like an insulated electrical wire.

333
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:48,970
But tell me to empathize with her,
to be totally open and vulnerable?

334
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:54,878
No, I can't even do that with my
own family, let alone a total stranger.

335
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:57,387
I'm not sure I can get past that.

336
00:15:58,256 --> 00:16:01,089
What makes you think
you're so special?

337
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,184
Every doctor in this place has flaws

338
00:16:03,227 --> 00:16:05,889
they've been dealing with
since they were a little kid.

339
00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:09,391
Hell, the guy who taught me
is constantly getting in his own way.

340
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,927
Who needs a promotion anyway?

341
00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:15,363
I'm dating a girl who's always fighting
her own neuroses.

342
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:18,942
Come on, Turk! Talk to me!

343
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:23,080
And you saw my biggest flaw
in action today.

344
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:27,040
I was willing to let a patient I liked
go without an endoscopy

345
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:30,350
because I wanted to spare him
a painful procedure.

346
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:33,284
Sometimes I care a little too much.

347
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:36,418
Yeah, but that caring thing has
a major upside.

348
00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:38,952
And so does your cold, bitchy thing.

349
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:43,298
It'll protect you from letting
all this stuff weigh you down.

350
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:44,961
Remember last Monday?

351
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:48,268
We spent that night watching
a young father die of lung cancer.

352
00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:51,707
- Do you remember his name?
- No. Not even a little bit.

353
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,301
Jack Fremont.

354
00:16:54,612 --> 00:16:59,015
Sometimes I still think about him
and that is not a good thing.

355
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:01,913
What?

356
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:04,751
You're so in touch with your emotions,
and I can't really get to mine.

357
00:17:04,789 --> 00:17:07,587
It's kind of like I'm the dude
and you're the chick.

358
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:13,562
Not really getting that simile, Jo,
but if it works for you, awesome.

359
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:17,534
So, now we know what my deal is.
How you gonna fix it?

360
00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:21,235
I'm not gonna fix anything.
I got my own garbage.

361
00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:23,502
You're gonna do this on your own.

362
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:25,742
You're a doctor.

363
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:30,913
Turk, come on. I'm desperate.

364
00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:33,644
Elliot, Todd and I are in
the middle of teaching our interns

365
00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:35,083
how to do an appendectomy.

366
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:37,713
Please. You just cut it out
and sew him up.

367
00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:40,121
She's right, actually. Finish up.

368
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:43,525
Look, Carla always says that
making love with you is perfect.

369
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:47,088
- Yeah, she did.
- Tell me what makes it so special.

370
00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:50,123
I mean, she says
that you even cry sometimes.

371
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:54,497
- Thank you for sharing.
- That's okay, T-Dog,

372
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,064
if it doesn't hurt,
you're not doing it right.

373
00:17:57,942 --> 00:18:01,378
I just want things to be different
with J.D. This time, to be better.

374
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:04,006
You wanna know what's so special
about Carla and me?

375
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:06,516
That we don't have to try
and make it special. Okay?

376
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:08,314
We're just connected.

377
00:18:08,352 --> 00:18:10,547
If you want things to be different
with J.D. This time around,

378
00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:13,785
you're gonna have to give up all
of that immature, neurotic over-thinking

379
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,850
and just be with each other.

380
00:18:17,161 --> 00:18:19,686
- Todd, hit the button.
- What button?

381
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,497
Much better.

382
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,592
Turk!

383
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:26,125
That's not right.

384
00:18:27,672 --> 00:18:30,641
So this is what fear feels like, huh?

385
00:18:32,643 --> 00:18:37,307
It's kind of like being really drunk,
only in a very sad way.

386
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,883
You're just loving watching me
fall apart like this, huh?

387
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,286
More than comfy shoes
and a warm place to crap.

388
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:48,386
- Yeah.
- But you're gonna take this job.

389
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,721
Partly because
you were meant to do it,

390
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:53,594
but mostly because, if you don't,
I will always remind you

391
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:56,225
that you are a sac-less little fraidy-cat.

392
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,235
Why in the hell
did you try to talk me out of it?

393
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,760
I had to tell you the truth
to prepare you.

394
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:03,899
If I'd fluffed it up,
you would have tortured me forever.

395
00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:07,138
So you really think
I'm the man for the job?

396
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,781
Who the hell do you think
recommended you?

397
00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:13,977
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

398
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,215
- Oh, God, no.
- What?

399
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:21,953
You don't really think
we're becoming friends, do you?

400
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,426
Good Lord. I hope not.

401
00:19:25,763 --> 00:19:27,287
You wanna come over
for a brewski tomorrow

402
00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:28,821
and check out my hobby shop?

403
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:31,835
- Too fast, Bob.
- Yeah, I knew when I said it.

404
00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:36,034
Oh, good.
You're done with your quiet time.

405
00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:37,734
Look, the nurse said
that Mr. Lawton's having

406
00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:39,743
a bit of a breakdown about his cancer.

407
00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:41,938
I want you to go over there
and help him through it.

408
00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:43,571
You really want me talking to him?

409
00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:46,879
- Lf he cries, I'm gonna hit him.
- Don't mess it up.

410
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,078
Okay.

411
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:52,189
J.D.: I knew I couldn't fix Jo,
but I could still give her a push.

412
00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:56,319
Because sometimes that's all people
need to deal with their fatal flaw.

413
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,760
Well, I'm the new Chief.

414
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:10,971
What the hell is happening?

415
00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:12,703
Still too soon?

416
00:20:12,743 --> 00:20:14,335
Way too soon, Bob.

417
00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:18,146
J.D.: And even if some people
can only take a baby step...

418
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:21,618
I can't imagine
what it's like to have cancer,

419
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:23,620
but I bet it sucks.

420
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,519
It totally sucks.

421
00:20:31,696 --> 00:20:34,221
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'll get through it.

422
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,458
J.D.: Others might finally be able
to stop trying so hard

423
00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:40,868
and just let the moment happen.

424
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:44,671
Wow. You look amazing.

425
00:20:46,611 --> 00:20:48,442
Even in cookie pants?

426
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:51,374
Especially in cookie pants.

427
00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:00,784
That one's for you, Pop-Pop.

428
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:04,294
He's not dead. He's upstairs. Dying.

429
00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:08,029
- J.D.: Is he a patient here?
- Yeah. He's in the psych ward.

430
00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:12,330
He says he's an owl,
but I can't believe a word he hoots.

431
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:14,565
That one's for you, Grandpa.

432
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,339
He's not dead. He's on the roof.

433
00:21:18,075 --> 00:21:19,736
J.D.: Why on the roof?

434
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:22,102
He thinks he's a mountain lion.

435
00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:24,979
Just like my granddad taught me
when I was a boy.

436
00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:28,417
He said, "Janitor, don't marry
a German. They have monkey feet."

437
00:21:29,305 --> 00:22:29,469
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