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Dr. Dorian?
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Katie,
we've been over this.
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It's inappropriate to interrupt an
attending while he's hitting that.
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Particularly while
he's hitting it good.
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Turk and I used Katie
as a messenger service.
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Dr. Turk liked the dry
honey that he had taken.
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He had never seen himself
as a deep sea diver before.
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Awesome! And go back and say,
JD says you're welcome.
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And here's a little
something for your bottom.
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Oh, and he wanted me to ask you if you
wanted to go to the batting cages after work.
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Remind him I don't like to do
things that I'm not good at.
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Yeah.
That's why we don't have sex much.
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That hurt me so much,
I lost my breath a little.
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Ooh! Barbara.
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Can you please put Mrs. Newell on a
150mg of Clindamycine?
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Can't we use
Azythromycine instead?
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That way she only requires
one dose instead of four
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and I won't have
to be running around all day.
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- Interesting.
- Interesting.
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Elliot didn't think
it was interesting,
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so they went to the person who settled
all disputes between nurses and physicians.
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Okay, I'm glad you guys
didn't let this escalate.
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Elliot, I bet you didn't
know that on weekends,
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Barbara was a
semi-professional kick-boxer.
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I did not.
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Still, doctors decide all prescription
orders and... you know that.
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Hi-ya!
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Oh, my God!
Did she just kick that ceiling top?
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Oh, yeah.
She's really good.
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A little about time, champ.
Beer me.
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No problem. Just remember our deal:
I bring the beer
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and you don't tell anybody that
we are now spending time together.
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You're the new chief, I'm the old chief
who bettered and gotten you through it.
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I was gonna hit four and be a
doctor like I have my entire career.
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Well, you can kiss
that idea good-bye.
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I spend so much time behind that desk
dealing with red tape,
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my behind still has the
imprint of the chair.
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You want to see? Since we're
friends now, I can show you my butt.
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Bob, I saw it 5 years ago at
Nurse Roberts' above-ground pool party
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and I am still recovering.
Honest to God,
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there are times when I close
my eyes, and it's... just there.
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That still doesn't change
the fact that you are
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going to spend most of your
day trapped in that office.
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Look, there are a few key
differences between us.
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For instance, I know that white leather
shoes are never gonna be "classy".
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I believe that a yard should have trees,
not gay little angel fountains.
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And I damn sure am not gonna
be stuck in my office all day long.
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Enid picked up the damn fountains.
I don't even like 'em.
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Bob?
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Fine. I like to pretend that
they're friendly stone people.
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Alright, I'm... partial to the one with
the tiny grains and the flowers for hair.
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That's Leslie.
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Dr. Turk wanted me
to give you this.
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I warned you about
abusing interns.
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That'd better be not
another stupid drawing.
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Elliot, please. Turk just
wanted me to look up a study about
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intra-operative beta blockade to
prevent post-operative complications.
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- Really?
- No.
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He took a picture of me and
Photoshopped it on cactus hands.
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Look at me! I can't touch
anything I love without hurting it.
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Do not do him
any more personal favours.
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Okay.
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Alright... Honey-Had-It.
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What are you talking about?
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It is my first official day
as Chief of Medicine and...
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Sure, you've set up some
elaborate, annoying spectacle.
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I didn't do anything.
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As s'pose that giant cake
has nothing to do with me.
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No, that's cause Colonel Doctor
has two years sober.
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Puh-lease. Just, go ahead and do
whatever it is that you're gonna do
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so I might get to work.
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Come on!
Think of something!
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That was actually pretty
impressive there, Newbie.
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- Thank you for that.
- You're welcome, Perry.
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How lucky was that!
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Why are you playing bongos?
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It's Monday.
Monday is Bongo Day.
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Major Edits By: VeRdiKT
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"My New Role"
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I just had to come
see it for myself.
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You are the Chief of Medicine.
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I know.
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It is great to see someone other
than Kelso behind that desk.
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Ted?
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This is the first time I've
been allowed to use the couch.
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Dr. Kelso always made me stand.
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Even when I had
thigh reconstruction surgery.
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His dog, Baxter, ate the
lower-half of my hand sprain.
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Oh yeah.
That was gross.
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Go and make yourself
comfortable, pal.
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So I hope you don't mind
my barging in.
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You gotta be kidding me.
Infact, Ted,
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go ahead and put Carla on
the "Always Allowed In" list.
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You got it.
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Too comfortable, Ted.
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Thanks, sir.
I need boundaries.
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So, you... have a list of who
can and can't come in here.
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There's the "Always Allowed In" list,
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the "Sometimes Allowed In" list,
and the "Never, Ever,
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"Ever, Ever, Ever,
Ever, Ever-hee, Ever" list.
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Who's on the
"Never, Ever, Ever, Ever"?
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Dr. Dorian at your service.
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- How was your weekend, Howie?
- Well, I bought some new soap,
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but it turns out
I was allergic to it.
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Tried to get a refund,
but I lost my receipt.
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I was hoping
you'd just say fine.
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Okay, let's start
rounds over here.
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Mr. Vaughn,
how are you today, sir?
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Pretty good, but could you have
the maid send some fresh towels?
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Mr. Vaughn has pneumonia.
He was touch-and-go there for a while,
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but you're bouncing back.
You're gonna be out of here any day now.
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I hope not.
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It's nice being with people
for a change.
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We like having you
around too, sir.
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If you need anything,
you'll let us know.
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- What the hell is that?
- Some stupid gift from the Board.
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It's a photo of Sacred Heart
when it first opened in 1884.
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- There's a hybrid in the parking lot.
- I might have read the date wrong.
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- So where do am I gonna hang it?
- Somebody else's office.
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Are you trying to stop me
from doing my job?
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How would you feel if I tried
to stop you from...
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Taking patients' wallets
after they died.
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Doctors don't do that.
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Look at you,
sticking with the plan.
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Just put it some place,
will ya?
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Oh, I gotta go.
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- I'll go with you.
- Chiefs can do that?
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I'm gonna stay in here all day,
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I wanna get out and see people,
check on patients,
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maybe make an intern cry.
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Actually, Dr. Cox, you need to look
for over the (hygiene) paperwork
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and these
nursing home transfer requests.
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See you later.
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What are you doing there, Ted?
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Dr. Kelso always used to
sign his paperwork on my back.
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It's not so bad,
I imagine it's what a hug feels like.
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- Is it?
- I'm not gonna hug you, Ted.
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Oh.
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Hey Carla.
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Next time you hang with Dr. Cox,
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maybe instead of breaking each
other's hair, you could talk to him
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about making some new hire
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so we don't have to
work forced overtime.
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Why is Nelly giving
you so much attitude?
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Even though
I'm the Head Nurse,
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I mostly hang with doctors,
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I'm married to a doctor,
my best friend is a doctor.
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Who's your best friend?
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You are.
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I know. I just wanted to
hear you say that loud.
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The point is:
Nurses sometimes think
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I'm on the wrong team.
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How could they think that?
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You're like the
most loyal person I know.
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Except for the time that you boo-ed
me off the stage at the karaoke bar.
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Elliot, you're not allowed to sing
'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot'.
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I can hit those low notes.
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Sure, that's why.
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Look, most nurses
feel under-appreciated,
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especially by doctors.
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It's not that bad here, is it?
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You know what the M.D. at
the end of this badge means?
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It means, I Make the Decisions.
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You got that, missy?
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I'll see you at home.
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And sometimes,
it's not even that subtle.
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My post-op patient is still going
in-and-out of consciousness.
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You know what I'd like to go
in-and-out of?
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Disrespecting-nurses five!
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They're booting Mr. Vaughn.
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His insurance won't pay for
him to stay here any longer.
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He lives all alone. He's not
ready to take care of himself, yet.
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You know, I'd like to uphold Dr. Cox.
Let me handle this.
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Mr. Vaughn is such a sweetie.
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You wish you could just bring him
home and take care of him yourself?
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You're late.
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Not five seconds in the door,
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and it's already No. 3 on
Mr. Vaughn's Greatest Hits.
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You know,
why stop there, Franck?
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Coming in at No. 2: "You Never
Introduce Me To People At Parties".
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And at the top of the charts,
as always,
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"What About My Feelings?"
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I only say those things
because I love you.
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Well, you've got a
funny way of showing it.
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You know what?
That might be a little weird.
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And how many catheters
do we normally order?
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We'll just order that.
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Great.
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And there we go.
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What d'ya think?
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Why?
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Because, now
you can see the back of it.
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See? Life is more interesting when
you look at the back of things.
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Women, that's obvious.
Baseball cards,
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puppet shows...
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Plus, you get the 3-D effect.
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Look at this.
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Hey, what's that off on the distance,
a hospital of some sort?
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Oh, it is a hospital!
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No. Never mind.
It took off again.
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Here it comes again.
Watch it! Watch!
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It's got Terry!
Everyone run!
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You know. It's a game.
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Try again there, Chewie.
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And done, we get
the hell outta here.
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Hey there, New Chief!
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Barbie, did you not
see the list outside?
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I saw it.
I'm in "Sometimes Allowed".
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Oh, now isn't
one of those times.
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- Yeah, but--
- Don't care. Get out.
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Man!
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I am not answering that.
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Carla, find me a friendly face.
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The phone won't stop ringing,
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everybody in their sister
wants a favour--
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Actually,
speaking of favours...
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I've been noticing all the
recent forced over-time.
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Maybe we can hire a
few extra nurses?
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Of course.
That's what you wanted.
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Just testing out the hammer.
See if it works.
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It does.
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The Board wants to know why you
haven't submitted the new budget.
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Eh! You're not the
only one who can hammer.
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I'll just...
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Come back another time.
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Carla!
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Stop it!
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I can't help you
with the nurses,
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and I'm really sorry.
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It's okay.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Wow!
Nice dig, Perr.
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Didn't you see your name on the
"Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever" list?
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No! It's not on there.
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- Ted!
- I'm on it.
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Look, my pneumonia patient
is being discharged,
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and he's not ready.
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If he goes home now,
he could develop ARDS,
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he could relapse,
even fall and break his hip.
241
00:11:34,506 --> 00:11:35,821
I need you to keep him
in here longer.
242
00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:36,762
Can't do it.
243
00:11:36,884 --> 00:11:38,704
The Board knows I pull
strings for patients,
244
00:11:38,787 --> 00:11:39,989
and they're all over my ass.
245
00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:41,831
I gotta stay below
the radar for a while.
246
00:11:42,491 --> 00:11:43,830
Okay, you know what?
247
00:11:44,281 --> 00:11:46,837
- We're cool
- No, we're not cool.
248
00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:48,616
What?
Why aren't we cool?
249
00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:50,920
Oh, must be because
we're super cool.
250
00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,000
Ask him.
251
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:52,750
Is it because--
252
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,801
And no,
we're not super cool.
253
00:11:54,884 --> 00:11:58,372
Look, you seem to think that
just because I have this new job,
254
00:11:58,455 --> 00:12:01,362
that suddenly I don't realise
that the patients come first.
255
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:04,225
That I somehow forgotten
what matters.
256
00:12:04,328 --> 00:12:07,074
For the love of God,
I taught you what matters.
257
00:12:07,157 --> 00:12:10,800
You're arrogant, pretentious,
self-righteous, little jackass.
258
00:12:11,716 --> 00:12:12,522
Are you...
259
00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:15,515
hammering in the perfect
spots for emphasis?
260
00:12:16,198 --> 00:12:17,196
I was trying to, yeah.
261
00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:19,069
Well, it's just terrific.
Thank you for that.
262
00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:22,376
And you,
get the hell out of my office.
263
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:23,773
Yes, sir.
264
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,130
As I left, I couldn't tell
if that pounding
265
00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:27,349
was the Janitor's hammering,
266
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:31,055
or just the sound of my head of
Dr. Cox finally being boxed in.
267
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,377
Sometimes,
all you can hope for
268
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,250
is the chance to breathe
every now and then.
269
00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:01,003
This is the Chief of Medicine.
270
00:13:04,461 --> 00:13:06,145
Well, that's fine.
We will get together
271
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:08,826
and discuss the (**)
issue on Thursday, then.
272
00:13:09,135 --> 00:13:09,841
Alrighty.
273
00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:13,881
Are you finally finished
with the project?
274
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,027
Yep, all done.
275
00:13:18,078 --> 00:13:19,198
Oh, boy!
276
00:13:19,652 --> 00:13:21,475
I got the nail in there,
but it's loose.
277
00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:23,681
You know what?
I'm gonna go get some putty.
278
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:26,618
If you just hold this right here,
I'll be done... in a second!
279
00:13:28,618 --> 00:13:30,954
Just hold it novel and tight.
Bear the weight.
280
00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:31,665
Here?
281
00:13:31,748 --> 00:13:33,581
Right there,
I'll be back in one minute.
282
00:13:33,665 --> 00:13:34,581
You're doing great.
283
00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:40,320
So, that's what a
Chief of Medicine does.
284
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,625
Oh, now what's with the
lab coat, Bob?
285
00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:46,423
Ah, the old gal down in pharmacy
doesn't know that I've retired so,
286
00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:48,966
she still hooks me up with
free morning after-pills.
287
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,962
Sir, I was just looking
over the...
288
00:13:51,509 --> 00:13:53,064
Dear God in Heaven!
289
00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:56,768
Still got him.
290
00:13:57,178 --> 00:13:58,357
How's the pulse, Ted?
291
00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:00,731
Nothin'.
292
00:14:01,114 --> 00:14:02,880
Why don't you go somewhere
and lie down?
293
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,437
Ah, I don't need to
go dressing on (**)
294
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,846
So, the Janitor still doing
the picture thing, huh?
295
00:14:12,065 --> 00:14:12,925
I beg your pardon?
296
00:14:13,008 --> 00:14:15,998
Well, everytime he would ask me
for a real office, I'd say no.
297
00:14:16,408 --> 00:14:19,802
So, now if anyone gets a nice,
new office,
298
00:14:20,002 --> 00:14:24,280
he gets very angry and he uses
that picture to drive them insane.
299
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:31,554
Now what the hell does a janitor
need an office for, anyway?
300
00:14:33,757 --> 00:14:36,463
So you wanna discuss the urinal
cake issue on Thursday, huh?
301
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:37,690
Let me check my calendar.
302
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:39,921
Alright, Steve.
303
00:14:40,158 --> 00:14:41,071
I'll... huh?
304
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:42,863
What did they do?
305
00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:45,144
Oh, hey, good one!
306
00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:46,462
Little rascist.
307
00:14:47,381 --> 00:14:48,115
Yeah, you...
308
00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:50,742
You know what? Um,
just give my love to Darlene, okay?
309
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:52,792
Syphilis, huh?
310
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,208
Well, that's...
311
00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:56,845
I'm not a doctor, Steve,
but...
312
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,489
That seems unusual,
even for syphilis.
313
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,144
I can't believe they're
just kicking him out.
314
00:15:05,852 --> 00:15:08,430
What happened with all that
pull you have with Dr. Cox?
315
00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,537
Look, he said his
hands are tied on this one.
316
00:15:10,907 --> 00:15:11,959
Hobby-konk.
317
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,589
- What?
- That's old man for "bullcrap".
318
00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:16,065
You're not dark, aren't you?
319
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,140
That's what they tell me,
but I don't see it.
320
00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:23,427
So I asked Dr. Cox about hiring
some extra nurses, and he said no.
321
00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:27,505
Did you really ask him, or did you
just compliment him on his new office?
322
00:15:28,397 --> 00:15:31,726
- You know what, frick them.
- Frick them? I'm one of them.
323
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,678
Yeah, but they're acting like
a bunch of frick-heads.
324
00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:35,393
Sorry, about all the F-bombs.
325
00:15:35,774 --> 00:15:39,246
I don't blame them
for being frustrated at working here,
326
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:42,022
because a lot of the times,
I feel the same way.
327
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,186
God! You are so clueless!
328
00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:46,484
You're not mad at me, you're just
frustrated about something else
329
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:47,923
and you're taking it out on me.
330
00:15:47,992 --> 00:15:50,298
I mean, it's like last night,
when my favourite shoes
331
00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:53,197
made my toes bleed, and so I called
you a frizzy-haired mega bitch.
332
00:15:53,394 --> 00:15:55,854
That's why we had to make the rule,
that we can't just dump on each other
333
00:15:55,925 --> 00:15:57,098
just because we're pissy
about other stuff.
334
00:15:57,169 --> 00:16:00,148
- We need to cancel that rule.
- Yeah, I agree. It was stupid. I hated it.
335
00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:01,906
Yeah, but Elliot,
all nurses want
336
00:16:01,989 --> 00:16:03,899
is to be treated
with the same respect
337
00:16:03,982 --> 00:16:07,034
that you doctors get treated with
every single day.
338
00:16:07,323 --> 00:16:08,958
- I do that.
- You do with me.
339
00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:10,382
But what about
all the other nurses?
340
00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:12,074
Like Barbara this morning?
341
00:16:12,165 --> 00:16:13,852
Were you as suspectful
as you could have been?
342
00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,716
And ma'am, you should feel
confident in the decision
343
00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:19,920
to give you Clindamycine,
because it was made by someone
344
00:16:19,999 --> 00:16:21,004
who went to a medical school,
345
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:24,393
and not someone who turned to nursing
after he failed careers recording artist.
346
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:26,180
And don't you dare
try to kick-box me.
347
00:16:28,184 --> 00:16:30,068
Maybe not totally.
348
00:16:34,943 --> 00:16:37,757
When he gets the startle like
the one I gave him earlier,
349
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,388
he usually sleeps about 18 hours.
350
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,213
Have people been taking care
of him since I left?
351
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,734
We've all been pitching in.
We're spending time with him,
352
00:16:46,817 --> 00:16:48,117
taking him on walks.
353
00:16:49,244 --> 00:16:50,461
Who's a good boy?
354
00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:55,550
So, why are you so afraid to
get all up in Dr. Cox's grill?
355
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:59,101
We both know we can occasionally
be someone of an avengful person.
356
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,485
This is demeaning.
357
00:17:01,717 --> 00:17:02,446
I know.
358
00:17:02,529 --> 00:17:05,294
God, that's where I want the picture
for the rest of the day.
359
00:17:07,739 --> 00:17:11,809
Listen, if he wanted to find a
place to hide your patient, he could!
360
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,572
He's just stressed,
and out of his elements,
361
00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:15,538
and hell, he's scared.
362
00:17:15,621 --> 00:17:17,191
And even if he hasn't
behaved like this,
363
00:17:17,274 --> 00:17:19,374
this job is changing him already!
364
00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:22,954
Because it comes with a whole
host of overwhelming responsibilities,
365
00:17:23,037 --> 00:17:25,130
including keeping
this hospital floating.
366
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,955
I'd help him if you'd let me,
but you know he won't.
367
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,449
When I was Chief,
368
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:32,083
and Dr. Cox came to begin
complained about something,
369
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,565
I would automatically say no.
370
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:36,368
And if he never complained again,
I'd know it wasn't that important.
371
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,869
But if he came back
and fought for it, over and over,
372
00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:42,167
I'd know it was something
that I have to take a look at.
373
00:17:42,607 --> 00:17:44,722
Now, he's me,
374
00:17:44,943 --> 00:17:47,576
and he's got this
damn voice in his head,
375
00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:49,903
telling him to say
no all the time,
376
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,895
then he desperately needs
someone on the other side
377
00:17:53,978 --> 00:17:56,885
to tell him what he should do,
whether he wants to hear it or not.
378
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,573
And now,
that person is you.
379
00:18:00,317 --> 00:18:01,299
Here we are.
380
00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:06,656
- Will he be at least grateful?
- No.
381
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,702
He's gonna hate you for it.
382
00:18:10,071 --> 00:18:10,800
Go!
383
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:16,752
What?
384
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:19,097
Hey guys,
how's it going over here?
385
00:18:21,912 --> 00:18:22,797
Awesome...
386
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:25,543
Look.
387
00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:29,384
Barb, I really just want to
come by and apologize
388
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,313
for the way I
treated you earlier.
389
00:18:31,396 --> 00:18:33,180
I was planning on waiting for
you in the parking lot tonight
390
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,660
and kicking your teeth in.
391
00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:36,596
- Please don't.
- Even if she tried,
392
00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:39,416
Carla would just swoop in
and protect her doctor friend.
393
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,694
Look, you guys aren't
even really mad at Carla,
394
00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:44,693
you're just frustrated by the situation
and you're taking it out on her.
395
00:18:45,031 --> 00:18:48,544
Carla actually had a rule about that
earlier, but we cancelled it because...
396
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,904
You know what?
Probably, not that important.
397
00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:53,549
The point is:
Carla's a nurse first.
398
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,823
Even if it means yelling
at her best friend.
399
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,053
That's me.
400
00:18:57,414 --> 00:18:59,680
She said that out loud earlier.
You can ask anyone.
401
00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:03,418
Anyway, you can either use her
relationships with us as doctors
402
00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,815
to start a dialogue
and make things better,
403
00:19:06,035 --> 00:19:09,256
or ignore me, stay pissed,
and you can all hold me down
404
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,400
at the parking lot tonight while
Barb here boot-stomps the face.
405
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:19,132
Taking a pretty long
time to think about it.
406
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,369
Got me there!
407
00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:26,878
Look, that was
what was all gonna go down.
408
00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:30,792
Look, I don't care if you had
to fake a secondary infection or,
409
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,750
claim he's allergic
to his medication.
410
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,813
Mr. Vaughn needs to be back
here in a bed, and you know it.
411
00:19:36,084 --> 00:19:37,812
I got about the answer
I expected.
412
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:38,807
Get out!
413
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:39,738
No.
414
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:42,064
Actually, you know what?
415
00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:43,416
Stay if you want to.
416
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:46,434
I'm going to get out
of this cage.
417
00:19:47,197 --> 00:19:49,331
And I'm gonna go out
and see some patients.
418
00:19:49,748 --> 00:19:52,349
No, you're not.
It's 7:00. Your day's over.
419
00:19:52,719 --> 00:19:56,180
It's scary how easy it is to
become resigned to your latent life.
420
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:59,440
You just go about your business,
same as always.
421
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:01,782
Oh, here's the new personal director.
422
00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:04,143
Nice office.
I just have to hang this.
423
00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:07,534
That's why even the tiniest
change in a dynamic
424
00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:08,979
can seem monumental.
425
00:20:09,062 --> 00:20:11,295
Good night, Carla.
Good night, Elliot.
426
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,307
- Good night.
- Good night.
427
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:18,146
- Did you do something good?
- I totally did.
428
00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:24,341
Okay.
Take good care of him.
429
00:20:25,671 --> 00:20:28,253
As for me, I was fine
with my new latent life.
430
00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:31,847
Because I knew the payoff
would always outweight the cost.
431
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:32,797
Dr. Cox!
432
00:20:37,317 --> 00:20:40,068
Look, I want to thank you for
listening to me about Mr. Vaughn.
433
00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:40,961
Yeah.
434
00:20:41,629 --> 00:20:42,542
Go to hell!
435
00:20:46,477 --> 00:20:47,725
Or not...
436
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:56,073
# Swing low #
437
00:20:56,593 --> 00:20:59,555
# Sweet chariot... #
438
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,878
Chariot...
439
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,253
# Comin' for #
440
00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:07,643
# To carry me home #
441
00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:09,648
Oh, hey, Dr. Ellis.
How's it going?
442
00:21:10,423 --> 00:21:11,279
# Swing... #
443
00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:13,325
# Low... #
444
00:21:13,725 --> 00:21:17,424
# Sweet chariot... #
445
00:21:18,268 --> 00:21:21,864
# Comin' for to carry me... #
446
00:21:22,627 --> 00:21:23,487
# Home... #
447
00:21:23,558 --> 00:21:24,888
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