1 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,400 Ted, what are you doing? 2 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:11,239 - Band practice. - What band? 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:13,472 Peons assemble! 4 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,641 They have to stay within earshot, it's in the band code. 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,015 Wow, Ted, it's kind of like you're their leader. 6 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,020 Peons disperse! 7 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,314 Peons assemble! Enough of the horseplay! 8 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,087 Now we need to practice, and I can't have you winded. 9 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:31,029 Now we've only got one shot to convince Dr. Cox 10 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:33,532 to let us sing for the sick kids in Pediatrics. 11 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:35,059 One, two... 12 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:42,734 All our times have come 13 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,575 Seasons don't fear the reaper 14 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,138 Oh, boy, good luck with that. 15 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,046 J.D.: As wrong as it was to serenade sick kids 16 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:52,984 with a song about the upside of death, 17 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:55,817 it was perfect for my walk to Dr. Cox's office. 18 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:59,382 Yep, it was terrifying going up against the new Chief. 19 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:02,395 Perry, for the last time, we need more negative pressure rooms 20 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:03,953 in the infectious disease ward. 21 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,021 You will die 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,228 - Huh. I didn't hear you knock. - The door was open. 23 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:11,431 Then go outside, close the door, and knock. 24 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,962 - No, you're just gonna lock it. - No, I won't. 25 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,737 - You know I've been burned before. - Believe in me. 26 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:18,869 - New chapter? - New chapter. 27 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:22,872 New chapter! 28 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,851 - Perry Cox. - J.D.: We still need those rooms. 29 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:31,913 - And you, sir, are a liar. - There is no money in the budget. 30 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,688 And while you're delivering bad news, please tell Ted 31 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,854 that he can't sing in Pediatrics. 32 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:40,332 A cappella music is, how to put this delicately? 33 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,458 Ear rape. 34 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:47,629 - Guys, guys, guys! He said no. - Oh, man! 35 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:50,768 Well maybe, he'll let us sing for the people in the burn ward. 36 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:54,439 No, I asked. He said they're already in enough pain. 37 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:57,075 Besides, Teddy, hospital already has someone who sings to the kids. 38 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,379 Who? 39 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:03,853 One day the moon got tired of being up in the sky 40 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,324 He wandered down through the starlight 41 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:09,795 And landed on the ocean side And he smiled while... 42 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,490 That's a cute song. 43 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:14,659 It's not cute... It's beautiful. 44 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:17,966 His swim trunks and snorkel And guess what? Mr. Moon swam 45 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:22,005 J.D., good news, Cox just added two new negative pressure rooms. 46 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,474 Great job wearing him down. 47 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:26,911 J.D.: But still, with Dr. Cox, winning has ramifications. 48 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:30,541 Janice, you are one ugly baby. Seriously. 49 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,416 Did you actually teach your son to be mean to a baby? 50 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:36,854 Not just any baby, but your baby. 51 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,619 Come here, Jackie Boy! 52 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,389 We're going to get 10,000 jellybeans. I love you so much. 53 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,159 They can both be so hurtful. 54 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,459 I can't do this all on my own 55 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,994 No, I know 56 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,007 I'm no Superman 57 00:02:58,244 --> 00:02:59,836 I'm no Superman 58 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,515 You got to pick Jack up from preschool today. 59 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:05,711 Why can't you do it? 60 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,879 Hello, I'll be busy taking care of our daughter. 61 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,912 Jennifer is with the nanny. 62 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:12,390 Okay, fine. Jack's school gets out at 2:00, 63 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,451 and you know I take a nap every day from 11:30 to 3:00. 64 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:21,196 - Are you enjoying your life? - Yeah, it's pretty nice. And yours? 65 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,826 - It's different. - Huh. 66 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:28,203 - Got your latte, champ. - Well now, thank you. 67 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,674 Boy, oh boy, you're really digging the heck out of this whole 68 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,143 secret-friendship thing, aren't you? 69 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:36,342 Well, it has all the thrill of an affair, without all that exhausting sex. 70 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:41,046 Do you realize that I have to do rounds, see patients, pick up my son Jack, 71 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:43,783 and somehow put a dent in all this bureaucratic ridiculousness? 72 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,051 You're the Chief of Medicine, 73 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:48,219 you can't keep doing all the things you used to do. 74 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:50,729 You have to let something go. 75 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:54,665 Just don't drop the ball with your son. That's what I did with Harrison. 76 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:57,795 He and his new life partner, Caleb, have just opened a boutique 77 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,431 on Fire Island called "Everything Mesh." 78 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:02,998 - You like mesh, Perry? - No, Bob, I don't. 79 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:06,102 Well, I didn't either at first. But the boxers really breathe. 80 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,510 I can do it all. 81 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:13,383 Craig, I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again. 82 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:16,320 - I'm sick. - I am now officially on the case. 83 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,414 Can I talk to you in the hall for one second? 84 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,756 Sure. 85 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,088 Look, I know you and Craig have a history, 86 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:27,190 but I'm sure you're swamped. I don't mind taking this one. 87 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,134 No, no, Craig was my patient before, so he'll be my patient now. 88 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:31,397 Plus, if you don't treat him, 89 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,065 then he gets to go home not smelling like cocoa butter. 90 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,075 Mock away, but do you think it's an accident 91 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,077 that I have the complexion of a 12-year-old Greek boy? 92 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,237 Don't get me wrong, 93 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,976 I still want you to be a big part of Craig's treatment team. 94 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,381 Say, Craig? 95 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,386 Is there anything you want Dr. Puberty Beard to go get for ya? 96 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,684 - A root beer, please. - Nice to have you on board. 97 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,588 Whoa. You took the last two root beers. 98 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:58,824 - Give me one. - No. 99 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,425 This one is for a patient, and this one... 100 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,395 It's for me. 101 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:07,099 The old lick-the-can-so- no-one-will-want-it trick. 102 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,131 Too bad I beat you to it. 103 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:10,733 "Licked by Janitor." 104 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,404 You'll find the same note on your cell phone. 105 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,972 Have you ever seen such an angel? 106 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:22,184 Okay, Teddy. It's time to throw down your power rap. 107 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,721 Wow, look at Ted go! 108 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,285 - Can I help you? - No, you cannot! 109 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,966 Yeah. Every time Ted chickens out with a girl, 110 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,733 he goes straight to his bike and pedals home. 111 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:44,408 Cherish the pain, Ted. It means you're still alive. 112 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,675 I wish I could help that bald, sweaty bastard. 113 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:52,583 - Maybe you and I could team up. - I bet you think I'm going to say no. 114 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,609 But let me tell you something about the Dorians. 115 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,316 We trust. And we trust hard. 116 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:01,919 It's the reason why every single Dorian has a loyal army of friends. 117 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:04,486 It's also why last weekend I flew to the Ozarks 118 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:08,398 for a spontaneous waterski getaway with Dr. Cox. 119 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:11,767 He was not there. Nor was his lakeside cabin. 120 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:15,137 There had also been talk of a tire swing. 121 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:16,505 - In or out? - In. 122 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,737 - For Ted. All right. - For Ted. 123 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,409 Yo, Chief, for some reason, 124 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,780 there are three different shift schedules floating around. 125 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:25,977 If you don't put out a new one, 126 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,077 you're going to get every nurse showing up at the same time. 127 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,986 I'm on it. 128 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,717 Okay. Last patient. 129 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,623 A pre-excitation of the ventricle 130 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:37,322 due to accessory pathways, a condition called what? 131 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:40,194 It's Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome. Nice job. 132 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,358 I'm out of time, so 133 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,063 I'm going to go ahead and answer these last questions myself. 134 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,196 Now what is... 135 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,433 Let me finish. 136 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,941 What is Ebstein's Anomaly? 137 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,968 Great job, group. I appreciate the effort. Now leave. 138 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:56,911 Not you. You didn't raise your hand, not even once. 139 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,177 I wasn't feeling it. 140 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,310 Well, that's perfectly understandable, but for the record, 141 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,379 what is Ebstein's Anomaly? 142 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,856 Yes, dark-haired guy. 143 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,950 Oh, I thought it was just the hand-raising part. 144 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,050 No. 145 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,187 Okay, I know I was supposed to read up on that. 146 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,197 But Dr. Cox, are you familiar 147 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,062 with those electronic trivia games they have at bars? 148 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,260 Sure. 149 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:18,702 My buddies and I bought one at a police auction, 150 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,865 and we've got this really intense game going. 151 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:24,604 And they're going to call me whenever my team's turn comes up. 152 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:28,773 Wow! Your laziness has finally caught up with you. But no worries. 153 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:33,582 As your teacher, I'm going to make sure you get through all this, because... 154 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,213 For the next two days, you're going to sit your ass in that chair, 155 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:38,519 and you are going to learn everything there is to know 156 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:39,684 about the human heart. 157 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,216 I'm going to come around every once in a while and ask you questions, 158 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:44,729 and if you don't know the answer, I'm going to take that textbook, 159 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,994 and I'm going to drive it through your skull. How does that sound? 160 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,694 - Pretty frightening. - Good luck. 161 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,931 Look, Ted. You're obviously upset about the ukulele girl. 162 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,942 So, we've called a truce to help you out. 163 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,533 I'm not upset. 164 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:01,376 Ted, we found you in the park, throwing rocks at old couples. 165 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,405 Why should they be happy? 166 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,917 Come on, man! You can get this girl. 167 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:09,080 No, no, no, you don't understand! 168 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:14,354 If I even think about a girl that hot, I get the most unbelievable dry mouth. 169 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:17,760 I mean, just picturing her beautiful eyes and her cute... 170 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,173 What is that? 171 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:31,005 It's gum and tonic. Gin, rum and tonic. 172 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:33,807 Don't get him drunk. He can barely talk as it is. 173 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:38,078 You don't get drunk on gum. It's a breakfast liqueur. 174 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:40,347 And you know what? I don't like you telling me what to do. 175 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,819 Truce off. Truce on. 176 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,948 That was a patient's lab results. 177 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:47,357 And you can't just turn the truce off whenever you want to. 178 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,554 - Sure you can. - Fine, truce off. 179 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,756 No. Truce on! Truce on! Truce on! 180 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,924 It's my latte. And it's scalding hot. 181 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:55,957 Yeah, it is. 182 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,799 Ted, do you want to get this girl? 183 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,965 Give her a present. Better yet, a present that you made. 184 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,874 My first date with Lady, I made her a duck I killed. 185 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,969 Now, you're thinking, "Wouldn't it have been more romantic 186 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,138 "to kill it in front of her?" 187 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,908 And yes, it would have. And that was my plan. 188 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:13,044 But in the car, on the way over, we kind of got into it, you know. 189 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:15,076 Maybe I was in a bad mood, maybe he was, I don't know. 190 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:19,581 But one thing led to another, and then we're off on the side of the road, 191 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,594 shirtless and seeing what's what. 192 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,027 Next thing I knew... 193 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:28,733 I'm really not comfortable murdering for her. 194 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,498 It's fine. The important thing is to be confident. 195 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,937 When you talk to her, you think about something, anything, 196 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,668 that puts you at a confident place. 197 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:40,509 The important thing is to be honest. Just tell her how you really feel. 198 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,344 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 199 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,742 Yep, those are gum legs. 200 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:51,819 All right, Craig. Your CAT scan showed enlarged lymph nodes, 201 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,222 so we gotta do a biopsy, 202 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,193 which means we're going to make a little cut under your arm, 203 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:56,785 and take a tiny sample. 204 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,296 Is it going to hurt? 205 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,821 A little bit, but... 206 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,493 It's okay, 'cause I'm going to be by your side the whole way. 207 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:05,902 - You promise? - Yeah, I promise. 208 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,770 I got one thousand things I got to attend to here. 209 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,833 I'll check in with you later. 210 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,241 Dr. Cox? 211 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,542 - Yeah. - I'm scared. 212 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,017 Why don't you tell me what's scaring you, 213 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,781 and we'll see what I can do to make it better. 214 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:25,680 Okay, Ted. I think we found a way 215 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,784 to get you over your fear of talking to this girl. 216 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,057 Kill me? 'Cause I'd be willing to try that. 217 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,586 No, Ted. Do you remember when you were a kid 218 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,428 and your father threw you in the deep end of the pool 219 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,593 to teach you how to swim? 220 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,829 Swim, Ted! 221 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,472 Hey. 222 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:50,071 - Is our friend in there? - He's in the corner. 223 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,951 You just spooked him a little bit. 224 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,048 But if we're quiet, he'll come out on his own. 225 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,299 Hey, guys. 226 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,635 Did you have something you wanted to talk to me about? 227 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,302 J.D.: And then Ted remembered what the Janitor had said about confidence. 228 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,710 And he knew that there was only one situation where he actually had it. 229 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,338 Peons assemble! 230 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:28,550 I heard you playing yesterday and thought you might like to jam with us. 231 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:32,489 - I'm Teddy Buckland, by the way. - I'm Stephanie Gooch. 232 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,983 Well, Gooch. See if you can keep up. 233 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:40,321 Carry on, my wayward son 234 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,761 There'll be peace when you are done 235 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,995 Lay your weary head to rest 236 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,807 Don't you cry no more 237 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:54,837 Once I rose above the noise and confusion 238 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,714 J.D.: As I watched Ted, I realized that a little confidence is a good thing. 239 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,846 But as I saw Dr. Cox rush by, 240 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:05,287 it occurred to me that too much can get you into trouble. 241 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:07,724 Because if you go around plugging leaks all day... 242 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,658 Brian, the machine is broken. 243 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,630 There's no way there was a president named Garfield. 244 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,828 Study, or get a book to the face. 245 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,493 J.D.: You're bound to miss one. 246 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,197 Hey, if you're wondering, 247 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,832 this is what it looks like when all the nurses show up at once. 248 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,104 I'll deal with it in a second. 249 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:27,044 J.D.: And before you know it, the floodgates open. 250 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,109 Where the hell is Craig? 251 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:32,617 Seventeen nurses took him down for his biopsy at 2:00. 252 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,312 It's past two already? 253 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,212 J.D.: And something big falls through the cracks. 254 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,886 I will pick up Jack after preschool today. 255 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:46,158 - My massage is right by there. - I'm doing it. End of story. 256 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,226 Go away! You're not my doctor anymore. 257 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,429 Puberty Beard is. 258 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,268 You know, Craig, I was kind of hoping that nickname wouldn't stick. 259 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,740 Craig, I'm sorry. I just got a little held up out there. 260 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,643 I know it's not the thickest beard. It's not like, you know, Santa Claus. 261 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,841 - You broke the promise. - Well, have it your way. 262 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:09,013 Just real quick back to the beard. Do you want to touch it? 263 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,282 I really don't. 264 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,518 There is the stud muffin. How'd it go with Gooch? 265 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,052 We jammed all night. 266 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,965 The two of us even sang one of her songs, which made me think 267 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,400 I might have a chance with her. 268 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:35,274 I've got too many questions in my mind 269 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:40,411 I've got too many answers to find 270 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:45,549 Can I give up all I've imagined 271 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:50,255 Am I magical enough for this to happen 272 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,923 - Because I like you - I like you 273 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,989 - I like you - I like you 274 00:13:55,601 --> 00:14:01,471 And like can lead to like-like And like-like can lead to love 275 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,307 Sure as the stars above 276 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,401 - I'd really like to kiss you - I'd really like to screw you 277 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,741 - Oh. - Oh. 278 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,109 When we're singing, and the band's around, everything's fine. 279 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:14,381 But as soon as we're alone, I literally can't breathe. 280 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,480 Ted, you're never going to get closer to this woman until you dig down deep 281 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,788 and find the courage to tell her how you really feel. 282 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,589 Yeah. 283 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,596 - What do you got? - For the rest of your life, 284 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,428 100% of your communication with this woman should be in song. 285 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,865 Loving it! 286 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,829 So how is your day going today, any better? 287 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,100 I'm okay. 288 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:37,040 Oh, give it up. Everybody knows you two are friends. 289 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,246 Oh, please, Carla. I still hate Bob-o with a... 290 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,145 We're like brothers. 291 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,276 - I'm done hiding this, Perry. - My head hurts. 292 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:49,481 Well, you wouldn't be so stressed out if you let people help you. 293 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,353 - Let me do the nurses' schedule. - No. 294 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,518 You don't understand, Carla. He has to control everything. 295 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,994 Good, you're here. 296 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,122 I'm surprised he doesn't try to control the words I say. 297 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,655 I can control the words you say. Say something annoying. 298 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,134 - I just think... - Ta-da! 299 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,830 Look, I've said this before. 300 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:09,602 You cannot be Chief of Medicine without giving something up. 301 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,669 I mean, why on Earth is he still teaching interns? 302 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:16,442 Because he loves teaching. He needs to give up some of those patients. 303 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,144 What he needs to do is give up some of the bureaucratic stuff. 304 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,880 Would you all be quiet for one second? 305 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:27,323 Hey, Dorian. Perry and I are like brothers now. 306 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,850 Bob, he's not going to take that well. 307 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,729 I do everything for you and you still won't let me in? 308 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,224 You know what, thank you, Perry. Thank you for giving me my life back. 309 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,327 Because I am done. 310 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,567 - J.D., he needs our help. - I'm back in. I'm here for you, buddy. 311 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:46,202 I don't need your help, I am in control of everything. 312 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,141 Hello? 313 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:56,314 Daddy, you weren't here to pick me up. So I got scared and tried to find you. 314 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,879 - Jack? - Daddy? 315 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,923 - Hey, Perry. - I'm alive! 316 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:12,596 You know, last weekend, Perry and I went to the movies together. 317 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,037 So? 318 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,802 Thought you'd be interested. 319 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,241 - Was it a romantic comedy? - Yeah. 320 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,683 Maybe they're all right. 321 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,711 I have to give something up. 322 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,821 Sweetie, I've got to talk to your dad for a second. 323 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,828 - Go over there and staple some stuff. - Cool! 324 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,327 Perry, they don't know you like I do. 325 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,859 You're not capable of giving up on anything that you care about. 326 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:45,995 Whether it's a patient 327 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,666 or your never-ending quest to please me sexually. 328 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,607 I'm going to blow you away tonight. 329 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:51,734 I'm sure it'll be amazing. 330 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:55,338 My point is, is that eventually you'll balance things out. 331 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,646 Who cares if you can't pick Jack up from preschool? 332 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,484 Just make sure that you're home in time for his bedtime stories. 333 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,783 Thank you. 334 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:08,054 Hey guys! I finally got a brother! 335 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,218 Kid's either a genius or an idiot. 336 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,791 Hey, Ted, would you like to get a cup of coffee some time? 337 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,662 - Peons! - Wait. 338 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,735 I was just thinking that maybe it could be the two of us. 339 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:37,082 I thought maybe we could get to know each other. 340 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,418 Oh. 341 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,060 You know, I'm an idiot. 342 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:46,724 I've been dropping all these subtle hints that I like you. 343 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:50,565 Sideways glances, the secret smiles, telling you I want to screw you. 344 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,365 You're clearly not interested. 345 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,404 Gooch! 346 00:17:56,642 --> 00:18:01,739 I'm really not what you would call a winner. 347 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,938 Oh sure, I'm a lawyer, 348 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:07,918 but that's only because I took the bar exam in Alaska, 349 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,251 and they only have like four laws, 350 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:16,228 and most of them are about when you can and cannot kill seals. 351 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,389 And if it seems like I'm uninterested, 352 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:24,664 it's only because I have no idea why you would like me. 353 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:30,970 I mean, you are the most beautiful, perfect 354 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:33,341 ukulele player I've ever seen. 355 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:39,407 I know that's not saying much, because they're usually fat Hawaiians. 356 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:44,012 Still, I think what I'm trying to say is, 357 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:50,552 Stephanie, I would love to go and have coffee with you. 358 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,057 Well, what time do you get off of work? 359 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,499 Who cares? 360 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,239 I guess you were right about the whole honesty thing. 361 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,764 Well, he never would have gotten to that point 362 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,834 if you hadn't told him to be confident. 363 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,778 - We're a good team. - Yeah. 364 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,248 Why is your hand wet? 365 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:17,312 - I guess the truce is off. - I like to think it was never really on. 366 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:20,587 Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous 367 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,186 Spends his time alone In the basement 368 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,197 With Lennon and Cobain 369 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:30,559 - I told you to leave me alone. - Yeah, you did. 370 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:36,500 But I can't do that, Craig. I screwed up, I broke a promise to you. 371 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,601 But I'm sorry. 372 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,772 And I'm standing here asking you to forgive me. 373 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,274 And I'm not leaving until you do. 374 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,212 - Make him go away. - I can't, buddy. 375 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,780 I have a lot of patients to see. You're stuck with him. 376 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:57,158 J.D.: As I watched Dr. Cox, I realized he was going to do it all. 377 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,827 Even if it meant compromising a little. 378 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,392 Like letting a close friend cross the T's and dot the I's. 379 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,335 Here's a first pass of the nurses' schedule. 380 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,032 Please feel free to make any changes you want and put it out. 381 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,301 No problem. 382 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,206 J.D.: Or deciding not to bother teaching someone 383 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,506 who doesn't want to be taught. 384 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,603 Time's up. 385 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,615 You patient has a sodium channel abnormality in the cardiac tissue 386 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:21,085 that puts him at risk of sudden death. What does he have? 387 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,053 Actually, I didn't get to that chapter yet. 388 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,056 There was this trivia thing. Did you know 389 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,924 - James Garfield was our... - It's been two days. You're fired. 390 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,098 J.D.: Still, it's all worth it if you get home in time 391 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,327 to read stories to your son. 392 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,002 It's okay. You'll try again tomorrow. 393 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:46,771 Come on. 394 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,045 We are 395 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,643 We are all innocent 396 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,822 Aren't we gonna, you know, have intercourse? 397 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:07,798 I would, but this isn't my fantasy. It's that guy's. 398 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,871 He doesn't want to imagine me doing that with anyone. 399 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,133 Oh. 400 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,900 Oh, what the hell. Let's get freaky. 401 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,207 Oh, Ted. No, no! 402 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,611 What is that? Is that your butt? 403 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,615 It is?