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J.D.: Now that Dr. Cox
was the Chief of Medicine,

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I'd become the guy
everyone counted on

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to fight for the things
the hospital needed.

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Yep. I was the one person
who could get him to say...

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- No.
- You need to hire a few more nurses.

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Look, Tammy,
we don't have the money.

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If you want to go out
and raise the cash yourself, feel free.

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Maybe you could sell your eggs
to a fertility clinic,

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or sell that beard of yours
to the Ridiculous Museum.

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Better yet, you could make a list
of all the people that you drive insane,

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and tell them that, for a nominal fee,
you'll never speak to them again.

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You, of course,
offer them a monthly subscription

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at a reduced rate just to reel them in,

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and then after a while
of you not talking to them,

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people will forget
just how annoying you are,

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and they'll let their subscription run out

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and, bang,
that's when you show up at their house,

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and you drive them insane
all over again by speaking to them.

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And here's the kicker,
when everyone's trying to re-subscribe,

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you lay it on them
that the price is now quadruple!

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And I'm predicting,
and this is a low-end guesstimate,

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you're looking at about
$ 100 million a quarter, easy.

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You gift the hospital 100 thou,
we hire a few nurses.

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But until then,
you go tell Carla it ain't happening.

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Wow, that was super fun.

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- Get out.
- Nice seeing you.

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J.D.: Still, I knew Dr. Cox heard me,
and sometimes he came around.

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Nice job, J.D. We're wearing him down.

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Plus, with my new role,

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people were treating me
with a newfound respect.

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I don't like how you're trying
to make people treat you

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with a newfound sense of respect.

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I'm not making people do anything.

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Then how else do you explain it?
Did you hypnotize them?

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Are you trying to hypnotize me?
'Cause that's not gonna work.

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I'm already hypnotized.

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Fifteen years ago, I'm in Vegas,
I volunteer to be part of this guy's act.

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Halfway through the show,
the fire alarm goes off

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and I never get snapped out.

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There's some word out there floating
around like an onloff switch for me,

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that if I ever hear it,
I'll just go completely unconscious.

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Is it sassafras?

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It is sassafras.
You're right. That's amazing.

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Of all the words
in the English language...

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Boondoggle.

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Yes! That was it?

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You're such an ass.

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Here's your warning,
if you start walking around here

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like you're the big cheese,
I'm gonna have to punish you. Okay?

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- Pernicious.
- Nope.

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- Albatross.
- Oh, boy. Nice try.

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All right, guys, I'm gonna introduce you
to a new intern now. This is Derek Hill.

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Welcome-to-the-team five!

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Always use your non-cutting hand.

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Told you.

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Guys, if I could have a second to...

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Hey. Hey. Quiet-down five.

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Thank you, Todd. You're all dismissed.

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Listen, if you need anything,
I'm here, okay?

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I think I'll be fine.

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I like you.

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I am so mad at you.

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J.D.: Uh oh. He must've found out
that I tracked down

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the testicle he had removed
and turned it into a tiny disco ball.

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Wait a second.
You dreamed that. You're fine.

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Listen to me.
You're the man around here now.

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So you've got to get your strut on.
You know what I'm saying?

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Haven't you had this fantasy before?

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Yeah, except I've been working out,
so this time I get to be shirtless.

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- What's that?
- What's what?

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Did you make a disco ball
out of my testicle?

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Get out of the fantasy!
Get out of the fantasy!

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Hell, no!

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J.D.: That was close.

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Get your strut on.

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Behold, King Cheese.
I warned you about this.

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And now, my liege,
I'm afraid it's time for your punishment.

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Let me just put down my popsicle.

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Fifteen years
and no one said "popsicle"?

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- Okay, let's do this.
- Popsicle.

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Popsicle.

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- I had the craziest dream.
- Popsicle.

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I can't believe he's buying this.
It's going to be a fun day.

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I can't do this all on my own

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No, I know

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I'm no Superman

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I'm no Superman

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And lastly, let's not forget
to get a patient's full history, okay?

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Especially medical allergies.
You can go.

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J.D.: It's been so long
since I was an intern.

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I wonder what they're thinking.

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Notice me. Notice me.
Notice me.

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Notice me. Notice me. Notice me!

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'Cause I'm going to hit that.
Oh, yeah.

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Time to start yet another day
in the suckhole of all suckholes.

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I'm in such a good mood.
I think I'll do a little dance.

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Wait, Derek.

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What did you think of your first
John Dorian presentation, as it were?

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I imagine it's what people felt like

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the first time
they heard Dr. King speak.

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What are you doing?

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That wise-ass crap
always gets you in trouble.

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Just keep your mouth shut.

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For, like, a week now I had
really bad blurred vision and a stiff jaw.

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Sounds like my dad
after a couple of martinis.

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Looks like you may have
a case of Waspiness.

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And you may have a touch
of the self-laughies.

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Okay, I'm back.

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Look, we are gonna figure this out.
I promise.

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Thanks.

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Still, Dr. Reid
has been super supportive.

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Toss her a compliment as a thank you.

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Even though that dress is totally
inappropriate for a doctor,

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you are so rocking it.

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That's awesome because
I actually have a policy

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that if I don't get three compliments
the first time I wear it,

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I have to return it.

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Now I've got you, J.D.

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He said this morning
that I look scrumdillitious.

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Yeah, he actually does talk like that.

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The meth addict from this morning
who said he wanted to eat my eyeballs,

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which I'm counting because
the dress really makes them pop.

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Hey, so, I've been thinking
about it a lot,

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and with the blurry vision
and the jaw thing,

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I bet Paige has Temporal Arteritis.

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We should do a temporal
artery biopsy on her.

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Yeah, I'm not doing that.
At her age, it's probably neurological.

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- Crap.
- Now,

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just got to remove the price tag
because this little dressy is a keeper.

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Frick!

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Good.

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Denise, Charlie, Derek, Elliot,
Walter, John, Birdy, Katie and Howie.

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Thirty-one.

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I've made 31 new friends
since I started here.

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Hey, Howie, there's mints.

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Yes, please.

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Watch out! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Move! Move! Move!

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- Wait!
- Wait!

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Relax, people.

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Remote control.

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A patient once complained
that his room wasn't clean,

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so I stole the motor from his wheelchair.

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- What are you guys doing?
- I needed a mint.

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Those aren't mints. Those are
highly-concentrated mini urinal cakes.

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- Patent pending.
- They're good.

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Not a huge selling point
for urinal cakes, but thank you.

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Say, Glasses, who told you
you could touch my cart?

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Um...

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Okay, you can fix this.

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Hi, I'm Sunny. Don't want to shake?

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Okay, that's okay.
I'll just do a little wave then.

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Hi, I'm Sunny.

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Come on, you can't stay angry
on such a beautiful day.

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Apology accepted.

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And that's 32 new friends.
Plus, he's not as weird as they say.

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Cart, come.

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- Everything all right?
- Yeah, I'm good.

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Crap, it's his camp counselor face.
Please don't try to make me open up.

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Come on, grumpy bear.

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You see these little things
on the sides of my head?

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They're not just for
holding up my shades.

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Fine. I wanted to do
a temporal artery biopsy on a patient,

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and your girlfriend ignored me.

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Classic Elliot. Look,
she's totally supportive and nurturing,

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but she'll never take
an intern's medical opinion.

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It's just not her way.
She's not proud of it.

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Just like I'm not proud of the fact that
just because I stand up to Dr. Cox,

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suddenly everyone thinks
I'm so special.

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You heard about that, right?

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- I have.
- It sucks.

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- J.D.: Hey, friend.
- Best friend.

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I'm so happy for him.
I'm so happy for him.

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You know what's annoying?
We all started out at the same time

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and now Dorian is so far ahead of us,
you know, career wise.

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You know,
that doesn't bother me.

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Really?

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This guy
wants his spleen removed?

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Oh.

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Well, I got his spleen now.
Incoming!

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You know what?
Why don't we take everything out?

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How about that?

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I've got a heart! I've got a heart!

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I've got his heart!

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It bothers him a little.

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Hey, smiley intern.
Can I talk to you for a sec?

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Sure.

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- See you around.
- Wait, I thought you wanted to talk.

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No, I just wanted to punish those two
for touching my cart,

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so I rigged the elevator
to give them a little bit of a scare.

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- It's all in good fun.
- No!

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Get me out of here!

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See and as long as I wear my lab coat,
you can't even see the duct-tape at all.

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The neck line is so cute.

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This girly talk
is driving me insane.

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And thanks so much,
I love this lip gloss. What flavor is it?

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Apricot-cha-gotcha.

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Oh, my God, we get it.
You have vaginas!

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On that note, I guess we'll go.

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A nurse is gonna come by
and take some more blood work.

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Denise, if you'd studied
her case history,

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you'd know that Paige has
Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome.

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She was born without a vagina.

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Oh, my God, are you serious?

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No. But if you're gonna act weird
around my patients,

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I'm going to have to torture you.

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Okay. I'm pissed right now,
but that was pretty awesome.

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Thank you.

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I'm just frustrated.
I really think we should do the biopsy.

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I mean, it can't do any harm.

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Oh, please, not this again.

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If Paige really does
have Temporal Arteritis,

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and we don't catch it early,
she could go blind.

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- Denise...
- Look, I'm not good at mustering up

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this whole over-the-top, puppy dog
sentiment thing that you just eat up,

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but what if I started telling people
that I wished you were my older sister?

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- Do you?
- Mmm... No. Not really.

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I'll still take it.

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There he is. You ready to go?

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I just got to go check my messages
at the front desk.

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I'd give out my cell phone number,
but it'd be ringing like crazy.

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Everybody wants a piece
of the big dog.

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I know what you're thinking, Derek.

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You're thinking J.D.'s a ridiculous,
arrogant tool.

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He didn't ask for this position.
So cut him some slack, okay?

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- Did you guys see that?
- See what?

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Good cart.

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- J. D!
- Yeah?

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We did it!
Dr. Cox is hiring more nurses.

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Forced overtime
for the nursing staff is now over.

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And it's all thanks
to this guy right here.

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No.

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Stop it, everyone.

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Okay, keep it going a little bit longer.

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And now you can stop it.
That was nice.

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Come on, man,
hold it together.

238
00:11:15,974 --> 00:11:18,568
You know, if we do hook up tonight,

239
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:21,340
for once you won't be
the only one thinking about J.D.

240
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,947
Whoa. That did it.

241
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:27,112
- Hey.
- Hey.

242
00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:29,643
- You're bigger than I remember.
- Thanks.

243
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:33,249
I have to know, why did you keep me
from getting on the elevator?

244
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,156
I touched your cart, too.

245
00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:38,629
It's simple. I don't mess with you
because I don't think you can take it.

246
00:11:38,663 --> 00:11:40,392
You're not strong enough.

247
00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:51,868
- He said we were going to die.
- We still might.

248
00:11:52,777 --> 00:11:55,177
What does he mean
I'm not strong enough?

249
00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:57,681
I hate this day. This day stinks.

250
00:11:58,349 --> 00:11:59,907
This day rules.

251
00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:03,521
Paige, I want to do
a temporal artery biopsy.

252
00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:08,685
Just stay quiet.
Don't get sucked into their petty mess.

253
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,251
Come on, buddy. Let's go get a beer.

254
00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:11,785
What? I thought we were going out?

255
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:15,027
No. Because ever since you lucked
into the hospital do-gooder role,

256
00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:17,933
you've been acting like a ridiculous,
arrogant tool.

257
00:12:17,969 --> 00:12:18,993
No, I haven't.

258
00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:21,062
And I'm not the only one
who thinks it, okay?

259
00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:25,475
Oh, please don't look at me.
I'm invisible. I'm invisible.

260
00:12:25,977 --> 00:12:27,274
Perfect.

261
00:12:30,548 --> 00:12:32,641
Okay, yesterday wasn't great.

262
00:12:32,684 --> 00:12:36,347
But stick with the plan
and keep your mouth shut. Whoa!

263
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,120
Why are you being so pissy?

264
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:41,216
Is it because Izzy pointed at the TV
at Al Roker and called him Daddy?

265
00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:42,954
- I don't want to talk about it, baby.
- But why not?

266
00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:46,259
You do not want to get
mixed up in a lovers' quarrel.

267
00:12:46,297 --> 00:12:48,822
So, how was your night with Turk?

268
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:51,930
You know what? I don't want to hear it.

269
00:12:52,871 --> 00:12:54,429
I can't believe
you hooked up with Howie.

270
00:12:54,472 --> 00:12:58,238
I just gave him the side-boob.
I'll give anybody the side-boob.

271
00:12:58,276 --> 00:12:59,641
You want some side-boob?

272
00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:01,304
Mmm... I'm in a good mood.

273
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:02,637
- Boop.
- Uh huh.

274
00:13:04,048 --> 00:13:07,245
My results are in from the biopsy.
Um, watch my food.

275
00:13:10,889 --> 00:13:12,288
What the hell are you doing?

276
00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:15,383
He won't do anything to me.
He thinks I'm too weak.

277
00:13:15,426 --> 00:13:16,791
You know what?
You shouldn't throw produce.

278
00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:20,229
It's very dangerous. I had a cousin
that was killed by a head of lettuce.

279
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:22,825
It's a true story. Well, actually not
the head of lettuce so much

280
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:25,427
as the pack of sewer rabbits
that he stole it from.

281
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:26,994
Sewer rabbits!

282
00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:31,936
I'd be impressed, young lady,
but I can do the same thing. Observe.

283
00:13:39,384 --> 00:13:40,715
Popsicle.

284
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:42,850
Popsicle.

285
00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:47,184
Popsicle. Popsicle! Popsicle.

286
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:53,754
As it turned out, the Janitor lied to me
about being hypnotized.

287
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:58,129
Paige's biopsy is negative.
Great.

288
00:13:58,169 --> 00:13:59,693
You know what's gonna happen next.

289
00:14:00,371 --> 00:14:01,963
I told you so, I told you so

290
00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:06,136
I told you so, I told you so, I told you so

291
00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:07,735
Now in French.

292
00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:12,282
You want some German now, Denise?
Huh?

293
00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:19,854
I told her so

294
00:14:21,559 --> 00:14:23,686
Maybe she won't
rub it in my face.

295
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:25,389
I told you so, I told you so

296
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:28,260
I told you so, I told you so, I told you so

297
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,131
I told you so, I told you so

298
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:32,962
Yeah, I'm not gonna do the splits here

299
00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:34,869
'cause this floor's disgusting
and I'm wearing a thong.

300
00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:37,136
But I can bring it home
with a little robot for you if you want.

301
00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:40,838
Robot told you so

302
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,638
Fine, you were right.

303
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:45,649
But at least we know now.
No harm done.

304
00:14:49,954 --> 00:14:53,515
So, now I have to have this scar
on my face for nothing?

305
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:57,918
I know that it seems big now,
but it'll get smaller as it heals.

306
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,456
Paige, what are you doing?

307
00:15:01,499 --> 00:15:03,899
I know it's silly, but I just...

308
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:07,565
I like my eyes.

309
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:11,332
It's not fair.

310
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,211
Can I just have a minute, please?

311
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:17,612
Of course.

312
00:15:19,851 --> 00:15:21,011
Crap.

313
00:15:22,453 --> 00:15:24,921
Please do not do the robot again.

314
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:26,487
Fine.

315
00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:28,355
This is why I don't listen
to interns, okay.

316
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:31,692
It's not because you're young
or because I'm stubborn.

317
00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,720
It's because you're not accountable.

318
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:35,460
If there's a mistake, or misdiagnosis,

319
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,402
or even a tiny little scar
on someone's face, it's on me.

320
00:15:39,437 --> 00:15:40,961
And that's how it should be.

321
00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:44,998
I mean, interns need a little safety net
at first just to survive.

322
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:47,807
So don't feel guilty about her, okay?

323
00:15:47,845 --> 00:15:51,372
It was my decision.
I'm the one who has to feel guilty.

324
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:57,487
I can't believe you did this to me.

325
00:15:57,522 --> 00:16:00,582
Oh, my God, is anyone
in more hell than I am?

326
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:05,028
Derek, Derek, Derek. It's Derek, right?

327
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,890
Last time you
talked to this guy,

328
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,331
you compared him to
Martin Luther King, so he hates you.

329
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:13,235
Unless his ego is so big
he thought you were serious.

330
00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:14,898
Derek, I, too, have a dream.

331
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:16,065
Wow.

332
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:20,271
That one day,
Turk will be able to deal with my,

333
00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:24,247
well, let's just call it what it is,
meteoric rise to prominence, you know.

334
00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:26,944
It's hard for him because
he's used to being the big shot.

335
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:30,546
Oh, my God,
is that why Turk is being such a pain?

336
00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:32,180
He can be the biggest baby.

337
00:16:32,223 --> 00:16:35,124
Hi, I'm Carla. You're handsome.

338
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:38,588
Be careful. She likes brown men.
We both do.

339
00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:39,891
Kill me.

340
00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:42,394
What are you doing sitting with them?

341
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,798
And now it's worse.

342
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,099
Hi, eavesdropping.

343
00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:48,105
Now, I'm not exactly clear
on the details,

344
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,697
but from what I could gather,

345
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:52,539
my new promotion
and subsequent interaction with you

346
00:16:52,577 --> 00:16:56,138
seems to have caused
a rift in your relationship.

347
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:59,081
And, well, quite frankly,
I think it's fantastic.

348
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:00,379
You're being an idiot.

349
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:02,511
And the wife is upset, too? Hotdiggity.

350
00:17:02,553 --> 00:17:04,248
Well, you could try and empathize

351
00:17:04,288 --> 00:17:07,519
instead of giving Derek over here
the googly eyes.

352
00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:09,884
- Carla.
- What?

353
00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:12,862
Give her a break, man.
He's like a male Halle Berry.

354
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:15,161
So, what do you say there, new guy?
What do you make of all this?

355
00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:19,795
Oh, God,
I want to answer that. But don't. Don't.

356
00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:21,202
Scintillating. Get out.

357
00:17:21,239 --> 00:17:22,365
Yes.

358
00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,942
Free at last.

359
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,205
It still feels a little crappy, though.

360
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:31,215
You've always prided yourself
on saying what you think.

361
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:33,547
But it's about the job, right?

362
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,882
Who is the Janitor
to judge me?

363
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,547
He doesn't know me.

364
00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:38,646
Maybe I should just be happy

365
00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:41,419
I'm the one person here
he isn't going to hassle.

366
00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:43,450
I never asked Elliot
to take the blame.

367
00:17:43,494 --> 00:17:45,553
Still, I'm glad
I didn't have to talk to Paige.

368
00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:47,461
That would've sucked.

369
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:50,165
The hell with it.

370
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:53,363
Hey, jackasses.

371
00:17:55,273 --> 00:17:56,934
Hey, Mop-enstein.

372
00:17:58,543 --> 00:17:59,976
Hey, Paige.

373
00:18:01,712 --> 00:18:05,876
I just wanted you to know that
even though Dr. Reid took the blame,

374
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:09,213
I was the one that really pushed
for that biopsy.

375
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,949
I was just trying to look out for you.

376
00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:15,881
Anyway, I'm really sorry.

377
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:18,293
Thank you.

378
00:18:24,168 --> 00:18:26,193
Okay, listen, you know...

379
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:30,702
A little lemonade.

380
00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:34,543
Too sweet.

381
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:38,942
Anyway, you were saying?

382
00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:42,942
You know how hard it is
to walk around this hospital like this?

383
00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:47,490
When sometimes, inside,
I feel like this.

384
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:50,158
- It didn't change.
- It did a little.

385
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:54,921
Bottom line, I am a strong person.

386
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,964
I know. I sized you up right away.

387
00:18:58,002 --> 00:18:59,765
Then why didn't you get me back?

388
00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:03,467
Have you been obsessing about this?
Maybe unable to sleep?

389
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:06,739
All you can think about is the fact
that I think you're a weak person?

390
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:07,903
Yeah.

391
00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:10,605
Consider yourself gotten.

392
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:12,608
Yes.

393
00:19:16,354 --> 00:19:18,549
Yes. Much better. Thank you.

394
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:20,923
It's learning.

395
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,887
You guys really want to know
what I think?

396
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:25,452
Let me start with you.

397
00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:27,726
Martin Luther King,
he changed the nation.

398
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,790
Dial it down a notch.

399
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,701
And you, way to have
your husband's back.

400
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:34,534
Way to represent for your man.

401
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:36,733
I mean, the guy's obviously
going through something.

402
00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:41,211
And what type of sick, twisted,
insecure person do you have to be

403
00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:44,271
to get your jollies off
of other people's misery?

404
00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:46,283
Finally, my man.

405
00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:47,682
You know how excited I was
when I found out

406
00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:50,778
that my new boss
was a black surgeon?

407
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:53,381
Finally a role model, right?

408
00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:56,587
Wrong, because I don't want to become
a giant, bald seven year old

409
00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:58,595
who's obsessed with his best friend.

410
00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:00,062
So, thanks, everyone.

411
00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:04,056
You guys have made
these first few days very special.

412
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:09,166
J.D.: As we all sat there gathering
the nerve to apologize to each other...

413
00:20:09,473 --> 00:20:11,634
- All right.
- J.D.: Well, most of us.

414
00:20:12,343 --> 00:20:14,641
I couldn't help but remember
my own internship

415
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,271
and all the different things
you had to do

416
00:20:16,314 --> 00:20:18,282
to be accepted here as a doctor.

417
00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:21,115
- You have to be accountable.
- Come on, let me diagnose the next one

418
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:22,619
and if I'm wrong,
I'll just apologize again.

419
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:24,518
Oh, my God, you're so annoying.

420
00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:27,046
- Hi, I'm Dr. Reid.
- And I'm Dr. Mahoney, and I'm sorry.

421
00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:29,651
I'm just getting it out of the way.

422
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:32,126
J.D.: You have to prove your strength.

423
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,824
Hey, Giggle Face.

424
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:36,990
I still owed you for the tomatoes.

425
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,399
Thank you!

426
00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:44,703
But in the end, all you can do is
be yourself and hope it works out.

427
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:47,271
How's it going, buddy?

428
00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:49,841
New guy.

429
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,314
Hey, Derek.

430
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:01,617
Good cart. Good cart.

431
00:21:01,659 --> 00:21:04,184
Who's a good cart? Who's a good cart?

432
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:08,457
Fetch.

433
00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:13,765
Good boy. Who's a good boy?

434
00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:18,570
Sucks, having everyone here
look up to you.

435
00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:22,637
- Mmm. I don't think everyone.
- Well, of course, not everyone.

436
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:27,842
Is there someone in particular
who's not looking up to me, 'cause...

437
00:21:27,885 --> 00:21:28,817
Ah, never mind.

438
00:21:29,305 --> 00:22:29,469
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