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Here you go, Sammy.

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I know I was supposed
to drop Sam off in day-care,

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but the only other kid
that was there was

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that creepy little girl
with all the freckles.

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Please don't give my son
your prejudice of redheads.

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They're God's mistakes, J.D., accept it.

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You know what, let's not fight.

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Because, Sammy,
today is the seven-year anniversary

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of the first time
your daddy and I ever kissed.

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J.D.: I forgot!

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Distract her so you can run
and get some flowers.

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Darling, do you know what Sam loves?
When you sing Old MacDonald.

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He does?

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J.D.: Nobody loved Elliot's
tone-deaf rendition of Old MacDonald.

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Old MacDonald had a farm

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Farm

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J.D.: It was so excruciating,

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I knew exactly
how long it took her to finish.

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- Look out!
- I had 44 seconds.

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And on that farm there was a cougar
E- I-E-I-Oh

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With a... here. And a... there
Here a... There a...

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Everywhere a... O...

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J.D.: Stupid line.

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You loved shoplifting
when you were a kid.

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Just grab something and run.

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Be cool, honky.

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Oh, hey, Leonard. What's that?

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Hey! Look out! Wait a minute!
I'm talking to you!

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Leonard, calm down.

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E- I-E-I-Oh

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Did you like that, Sammy?

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No!

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I feel like you raped my soul.

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Oh, that was wonderful, darling.
I got you a little anniversary present.

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Why would you get me
a toothbrush?

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Damn it! I thought it was a sex toy!
Okay, just cover.

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I borrowed your toothbrush
this morning when I was showering,

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dropped it
and I may have peed on it a little.

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You pee in my shower?

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You know, baby, I'm making this up.

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I forgot to get you a present.

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- So you don't pee in my shower?
- Of course not.

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Oh, yes, I do.

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You didn't have to get me a gift
for the anniversary of a kiss.

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I mean, that's the best part
about us having dated before.

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We don't have to deal
with that drama ever again.

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You're the best.

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I ought to gut you.

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Look, that's how
the old Leonard used to behave.

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Hook it over.

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J.D.: Spring was in the air and
everyone was getting caught up in it.

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Whether it was a new romance...

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Hey, have you ever been
in love before?

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Once. She was a janitor.

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Well, for her, the mop
always came first, you know?

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And that was fine, until one day
I come home from work early

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and there they are in bed.

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They were just cuddling,
but still, you know.

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It was really the emotional betrayal
that makes it hard to talk about.

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But you've changed all of that for me.

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J.D.: Or an old romance
still going strong.

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Excuse me.

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Could you hold that, please?
Excuse me.

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Oh, my God, you make me so hot.

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Why?

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J.D.: Other couples
just weren't clicking.

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- Are you mad at me?
- I'm not mad. I'm hurt.

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You've been ignoring me so much
it makes me want to punch something.

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God, you're firm.

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I'm just bummed about Carla.

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Between Izzy
and her being pregnant again,

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it's like I don't have a wife anymore.

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She's just a mommy.

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Is it that bad?

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Don't you love listening to her breathe
on the baby monitor?

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Sometimes.

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Baby, I thought you said
you wanted to get it on.

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We're not finished?

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- We haven't started.
- Sorry. Do your thing.

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It's pretty bad.

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Dude, what the hell was that for?

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I wanted to see if it was just as firm
when you weren't expecting it.

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- And?
- Firmer.

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That's right.

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Okay, let's call this meeting
of the Brain Trust to order.

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Now, as you know,
ever since our esteemed member Lloyd

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died snorkeling in his father's pool,

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we've tried to make do
with the next best thing.

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Still, I think we realize
that's not really working out.

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Especially since Todd keeps
high-fiving it and knocking it over.

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Well, look how he's posed.
I can't resist.

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Yes, you can.

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That is why I had you over
to my garage last weekend

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to take my seminar on willpower.

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And you still owe me 60 bucks.

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Now, Brain Trust bylaw 47 A
clearly states what, Ted?

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- Live free or die.
- That's New Hampshire.

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47 A clearly states that we must always
have exactly four members.

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So, I proudly announce
the reinstatement of Doug Murphy

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as a permanent member
of the Brain Trust.

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Permanent member until you
find someone you like better, right?

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Come on. You're just being insecure.

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Dudes!

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You're alive. You're out.
Lloyd, you're back in.

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We thought you were dead.

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Faked my own death, bro.

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I was in debt big time to a bookie.

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Anyway, it didn't work out.
Saw me at a mall.

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So, what's new?
Can I borrow 80,000 bucks?

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Can't really swing that, Lloyd.

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Our credit line is over-extended

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since we had Cheap Trick play
at the Brain Trust picnic.

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- Yeah.
- Goodbye, Lloyd.

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- And Doug is back in. Permanent.
- Yes.

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You know,
until Lloyd gets back on his feet.

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Okay, meeting adjourned.
And, oh, almost forgot. Jeez.

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Ted, pass these out
to everyone in the hospital.

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Cardboard five!

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I want you in my garage this afternoon.

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Bring 120 bucks
and a steak sandwich.

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I can't do this all on my own

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No, I know

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I'm no Superman

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I'm no Superman

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What the hell is this?

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Oh, my God!

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"You are cordially invited to
the wedding of Lady and the Janitor."

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The Janitor is getting
married before me?

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That's it. I may actually kill myself.

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Of course, I'm the only one
who wasn't invited.

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Here's yours.

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J.D.: Okay, do not reveal
how touched you are.

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Turk, could you please pass me
the salt for my baked potato?

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This wedding is in three days.

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And it's in the Bahamas.
Nobody's going to this thing.

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I know I'm not.

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I heard, at night,
the octopuses come out onto land

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and drag people up into trees

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and rip their faces off
with their powerful suction cups.

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J.D.: I guess I was moved
by the Janitor's invite,

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because I did this.

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Look, I know the Janitor
isn't exactly a friend to us,

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but he is a part of our family,
a horrible, horrible part.

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Like an uncle
who shows up at your ballet class

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and whispers, "Good girl,"
when you plié.

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You have an uncle like that, too?

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That's not important, Carla.

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Still, I think we should use this

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as an opportunity
to go on a much-needed vacation.

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We work very hard.
And I think it's time to live a little.

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Hey!

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You really think we should go?

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Hey, Todd. I'm really just sort of talking
to these two tables.

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- Yeah, it's just the two of them.
- Just these two.

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But you said we should all live a little.

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And I think you should on your own.

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But in this circumstance,
I was really just talking to...

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Just mainly these two tables,
focusing here.

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Actually, I'm thinking about going.

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Hey, Bob. I...

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I didn't see you there.

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So, I am talking
to your table as well, Todd.

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But not your chair. Not your chair.

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Surprisingly, my friends listened.

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We can't go, Turk.
We've never left Izzy alone before.

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Baby, separation is healthy.

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Wanna know what happens to kids
who are too close to their mothers?

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- What?
- They end up like that.

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Well, Mom, when I'm gone

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I guess your feet
will just have to rub themselves!

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Ted has his own room now.

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He only sleeps with his mom
when he's had a bad dream.

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Or she has.

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Honey, all I'm trying to say is that
with Izzy and a new baby on the way,

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this might be our last chance

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- to have some you and me time.
- Okay.

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I'm in.

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Awesome. Think about it, Elliot.

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In three days, you'll be walking
on a beach in your bikini.

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- That's sexy.
- Shut up.

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Cool.

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What? I know I have to be
in a bathing suit.

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Hey, Feldman. Fire up the fat vac.
Momma needs some lipo.

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Dude.

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We are in for the Bahamas. Upstairs!

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Downstairs! Oh, yeah.

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I still don't like downstairs.

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Really? You haven't come around yet?

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Anyway, I got you a present.

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It's an exact replica of the tiki

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from "The Brady Bunch
Goes to Hawaii" episode.

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Greg had this on
when he got into the surfing accident.

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Peter had it on
when he saw the tarantula in the bed.

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- And Alice...
- Turk! Turk, Turk, Turk.

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I've seen it before.

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Do you remember the music they'd play
when anything bad happened?

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Wait. You don't have one.

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Or do I?

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Yes!

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- Downstairs!
- Really?

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No. What's wrong with you?

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I didn't wanna do it, either.
I think it's stupid.

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- Where'd you get them?
- I bought them on the interweb.

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The seller was anonymous,
but I think I know who it was.

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Sold! Finally!

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These things have been
ruining my life for too long.

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The curse is yours, John Dorian.
The curse is yours!

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Man, that guy hates normal doors.

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Do you think if we wear these
bad stuff will happen to us?

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That's kind of the fun, isn't it?

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- Turk.
- Huh?

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I need your signature on our
splenectomy patient's discharge form.

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This pen doesn't work.

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That's gonna be annoying.

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Now you made my woman all mad.

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Good God.

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Tiki bump.

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That was sex-tastic.

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My God,
I feel light headed.

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Yeah, good loving will do that to you.

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So will not eating
for 36 hours.

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Elliot, just say
it was the good loving, okay?

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You know, as a joke.

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Fine, it was the good loving.

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I knew it.

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J.D.

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Forget it.

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What?

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Okay. What the hell?

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Here goes.

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I love you.

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J.D., I love you so much
that the last thing I think about

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before we go to bed at night
and the first thing I think about

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when I wake up
in the morning is our future.

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Come here.

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I love you, too.

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J.D.: And there it was.
A moment so perfect that I...

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That's it?

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What?

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I did not just say,
"I love you."

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I actually explained
how much I love you.

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Plus, you weren't even looking at me
when you said it.

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But I do love you.

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I think that you're the most
amazing woman that I've...

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You are not getting off that easy.

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You have to obsess
over it a little like I did.

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See, I actually jotted down
some notes in my notebook

248
00:11:15,974 --> 00:11:18,499
on how to get into the whole
"I love you" conversation

249
00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:21,444
before I settled
on the fake-spontaneous-blurting thing.

250
00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:23,310
You do know
that you're a crazy person?

251
00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:25,008
- Of course.
- Just checking.

252
00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:29,146
Now, you think about it and surprise me
when I'm not expecting it.

253
00:11:29,954 --> 00:11:31,148
Night.

254
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,629
Elliot, when I think about our love...

255
00:11:38,663 --> 00:11:40,028
- Too soon.
- Okay.

256
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:45,059
What are you doing? The van
to take us to the airport is downstairs.

257
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,365
It's called my job.

258
00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:49,373
It's that little thing I do
70 to 80 hours a week

259
00:11:49,407 --> 00:11:51,875
while you're eating, drinking,
napping, spending, plucking,

260
00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:54,845
ignoring the children
and singing rap tunes into a hairbrush.

261
00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,379
You forgot about the nanny-cam
in the bedroom, didn't you?

262
00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:02,915
I like it like that
She working that back

263
00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:05,479
I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me

264
00:12:06,224 --> 00:12:08,784
I did. But I'm okay with it.
'Cause I'm fly.

265
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:12,593
You realize I'm probably gonna have to
work the entire time we're down there.

266
00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:15,030
The only thing better than
going on vacation without our kids

267
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,499
is going on vacation without our kids

268
00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:18,058
and you're too busy
to spend time with me.

269
00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,434
You don't mean that.

270
00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:22,269
I do. It's an amazing gift.

271
00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:27,375
Come on!

272
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,641
Dear God.

273
00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:34,741
What the hell are you wearing?

274
00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:37,783
Just got my Bahamas gear on.

275
00:12:37,822 --> 00:12:41,189
J.D., have you seen
my cute white linen shirt?

276
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:42,784
I think it looks better on me.

277
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:45,591
Babe, I know that you're very proud
that you've been working out, okay,

278
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:47,063
but we're in a hospital, so button up.

279
00:12:47,098 --> 00:12:49,259
Fine. But the second we get
to the Bahamas,

280
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,029
it's going to be raining abs.

281
00:12:53,304 --> 00:12:55,738
In my heart you come first place

282
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,140
When I turn and twist like that

283
00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:02,306
It's because I love you so much

284
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,682
It's sung for my country

285
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,316
Hope Town! We made it.

286
00:13:13,591 --> 00:13:17,425
Oh. Oh, baby, look at this place.

287
00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:23,093
Okay. So Izzy drank
her whole bottle, right? Okay.

288
00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:25,369
Okay, great.

289
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,094
Excuse me,
when you're done with that phone,

290
00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:29,504
may I borrow it to call my kids?

291
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,633
- Really?
- No.

292
00:13:31,676 --> 00:13:33,234
Say, did you even bother
to tell the babysitter

293
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,041
she has to stay overnight
this weekend?

294
00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:36,774
Well, she'll figure it out.

295
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,908
Ted, wait here for my bag.

296
00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:42,811
Got enough sunscreen on there, Ted?

297
00:13:42,854 --> 00:13:45,789
I go through a tube
about every three hours.

298
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,654
My skin drinks it.

299
00:13:53,464 --> 00:13:55,261
J.D.: What's that about?

300
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,530
Todd went to med-school there.

301
00:13:57,569 --> 00:14:00,037
And then we saw
where Todd got it from.

302
00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:04,701
His old professor was
the best high-fiver in all the world.

303
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,046
Earthquake!

304
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:14,783
J.D.: And then we'd all have sex
to celebrate surviving.

305
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:18,346
Chop, chop, Ted.

306
00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:20,289
I could kill him here.

307
00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:22,916
You know how much I love you?
When I first...

308
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:24,155
Yeah, not in front of everybody.

309
00:14:24,195 --> 00:14:26,254
Plus, I'm a little light headed.

310
00:14:26,297 --> 00:14:28,629
Maybe that's because
you haven't eaten in three days.

311
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,258
I know what my body can take!

312
00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:31,563
Don't care.

313
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:32,900
Let's go.

314
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:41,340
- Tiki time.
- Yes.

315
00:14:42,313 --> 00:14:43,871
Should we go check in
with everybody else?

316
00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:45,177
Not yet.

317
00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,142
I gotta whiz.

318
00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:54,551
There's a bathroom, like, right there.

319
00:14:54,592 --> 00:14:56,719
I know, but I'm already in.

320
00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,418
Fine, Elliot.

321
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:04,059
You know, the Abacos
have incredible snorkeling.

322
00:15:04,102 --> 00:15:05,535
Since you're not a strong swimmer,

323
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:09,028
let's say we get really, really,
really drunk and go later.

324
00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:11,166
Darling, I distinctly
remember telling you

325
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:12,471
that I had to do some work down here.

326
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:15,707
But if you'd like me to stop so that
we can spend some time together,

327
00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:19,274
you just say the word.

328
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,145
Never.

329
00:15:21,185 --> 00:15:24,086
Hey, meathead.
I've got a present for you.

330
00:15:24,122 --> 00:15:28,559
- I'm thinking of going bone fishing.
- I'm going bone fishing right now!

331
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:30,720
And Ms. Sullivan,
thanks so much for that set-up.

332
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:32,753
You're welcome. Go away.

333
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,091
Hey!

334
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,365
No way!

335
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:41,898
- I can't believe you came.
- I know, right?

336
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,367
Why the hell did you come?

337
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,002
I rallied the troops.

338
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:48,808
I invited you to a wedding
in a foreign country

339
00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:49,870
on three days' notice.

340
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:52,542
You weren't supposed to come.
I just wanted the gifts.

341
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,381
Do you see any
of the other 847 invites here?

342
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,251
We're not even
having a ceremony, man.

343
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:58,846
All right, well, then,
we'll just have a vacation.

344
00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,290
- No harm done.
- All right.

345
00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:03,519
- You have to!
- Elliot, you are so right!

346
00:16:03,594 --> 00:16:06,791
- Honey, we're gonna have a ceremony.
- A big one.

347
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,129
I'm gonna kill you.

348
00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:15,467
We loved our hotel room,

349
00:16:15,506 --> 00:16:18,134
but then Elliot saw something
that made her skin crawl.

350
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,177
Here's the towels you wanted.

351
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,578
Thanks, sweetie.

352
00:16:28,786 --> 00:16:32,244
There's no way I'm using those after
that little redhead freak touched them.

353
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,554
I can smell his freckles.

354
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:38,253
I can't believe you hid this hatred
from me for seven years.

355
00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:39,661
Deal with it.

356
00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:42,564
Hey, babe,
what are you doing in there?

357
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:45,229
Just putting some sun screen
on my face.

358
00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:47,260
Good, 'cause

359
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:49,136
I think now might be a really nice time

360
00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:51,641
to tell you that
I love you so much that...

361
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:54,440
- J.D., I'm pooing.
- See you at the beach.

362
00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:00,576
I mean, I miss Izzy,

363
00:17:00,618 --> 00:17:04,019
but I always imagined being
someplace like this with you.

364
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:07,321
Just be here, Turk.

365
00:17:07,358 --> 00:17:08,723
Hey, Diane.

366
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,354
Here comes my ex-wife
and your beard.

367
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:19,074
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

368
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:26,172
50% real. Enjoy.

369
00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:32,806
You two both gotten a good look?
Some of this. A little of that. Yeah?

370
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:35,182
Good. Then we're done. Give me that.

371
00:17:35,219 --> 00:17:39,087
Oh, my God. Conch fritters.
You guys, I will see you later.

372
00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:41,853
I'm gonna go get, like, 40 of these.

373
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,093
She should have gotten the lipo.

374
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:48,697
It does hurt a little bit
when I sit, though.

375
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,996
Hey, Gandhi.
Here comes your better half.

376
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:56,499
That's what I'm talking a...

377
00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:00,238
...bout?

378
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:03,838
She's wearing shorts and a mom suit.

379
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:05,914
No, don't you...

380
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,178
My wife.

381
00:18:07,218 --> 00:18:09,584
Hi, guys! How you...

382
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:13,484
Oh! I left my cell phone in
the room. I'm gonna go back and get it,

383
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,822
in case something happens
with Izzy, okay? I'll be back.

384
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,691
How awesome is this?

385
00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:24,198
Doesn't look any better going away,
does it, Gandhi?

386
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:25,532
No.

387
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:28,937
I got two words for you guys,
banana and hammock.

388
00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:41,410
Baby. You know why
I love the Bahamas?

389
00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:44,319
They got brothers on the money.
Check it. Ha!

390
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:47,157
Don't that look like Uncle Dottie?

391
00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:48,624
Why aren't you out on the beach?

392
00:18:48,659 --> 00:18:51,025
Because daddy came to seduce you.

393
00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:52,354
But for me to get in my sexy mode,

394
00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:54,728
I'm gonna need you to take off the hat
and stop picking your toes.

395
00:19:00,438 --> 00:19:02,804
It's all right, I'll push through it.
Baby, look,

396
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:09,040
Izzy's not here and this is the Bahamas.
The islands of making love!

397
00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:14,275
You. Me. The ocean.

398
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,810
Underwater relations.

399
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:20,987
- Lead the way.
- Yes.

400
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:25,928
That's the nanny.

401
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:27,260
This'll just take a second.

402
00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:29,630
Okay. It's cool.
I'm gonna head down to the water.

403
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,328
It'll be just like our honeymoon.

404
00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:34,770
Nobody will see what we're doing
except for the mermaids.

405
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:38,104
Baby, for the last time,
mermaids aren't real.

406
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,769
I know what I saw, woman!

407
00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,471
Don't yell at me.

408
00:19:42,513 --> 00:19:44,310
Hi. How's she doing?

409
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:49,819
You know what else you should do
when you tell me you love me?

410
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:52,414
Keep your hands away from her mouth.

411
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,224
Hey, you...

412
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,659
My God, she ate the rind.

413
00:19:59,697 --> 00:20:02,097
Anyway, when you tell me,
make sure I'm wearing something cute.

414
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,533
Like that new blue bikini I got.
It really helps my eyes pop.

415
00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:06,366
Elliot, stop, okay?

416
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,964
You told me you loved me.
I told you I loved you back.

417
00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:11,565
We both know
how we feel about each other.

418
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:15,067
That should be enough, right?
Stop acting so crazy.

419
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:22,550
I know it's wrong,
but with our relationship clicking,

420
00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:24,248
I couldn't help but feel smug

421
00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:28,190
watching everyone else's melt
in the hot Bahamian sun.

422
00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:32,421
Oh, my God. Are you ever gonna
stop working and have some fun?

423
00:20:32,463 --> 00:20:35,364
See, I knew darn well
you were full of crap

424
00:20:35,399 --> 00:20:38,129
when you said you didn't care
if I spent time with you.

425
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:42,629
But truth be told, I finished all my work
on the plane before we got here.

426
00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:45,301
I just wanted to prove a point.

427
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:53,712
The wind is really taking that baby.

428
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:54,775
Oh.

429
00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:58,654
Carla, where are you?

430
00:20:59,824 --> 00:21:04,158
Hey, sweetie. It's okay, it's okay.
Mommy's here.

431
00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:08,855
None of that drama for Elliot and me.
For us it was smooth...

432
00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:12,394
J.D.: Elliot, where are you going?

433
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:13,994
She's all mad.

434
00:21:18,142 --> 00:21:21,009
Gary, I'm going to need
two mamas, please.

435
00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:23,704
Thank you, sir.

436
00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:27,781
For what?

437
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:31,380
- Can I at least have your fruit?
- Get out!

438
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:37,160
Ted, you had one job.

439
00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:41,130
Keep the people I invited
from actually coming to the wedding.

440
00:21:41,165 --> 00:21:43,156
Did you tell them about the octopi
that drag them into trees

441
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,394
and suck their faces off?

442
00:21:45,636 --> 00:21:48,070
I did but they didn't believe me.

443
00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:51,441
What? Okay. This isn't a problem.

444
00:21:51,475 --> 00:21:54,205
Did you remember to pack
the giant octopus suit I made for you?

445
00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:55,712
Crap.

446
00:21:55,746 --> 00:21:57,907
Teddy! You're killing me!

447
00:21:58,305 --> 00:22:58,450
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