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J.D.: The second we got to the Abacos
for the Janitor's wedding,
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Dr. Kelso, well...
He set up shop at the bar.
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That's the best Bahama Mama
I've ever had.
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I'll be the judge of that.
Hi, Bob Kelso. Excuse me.
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Mercy.
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If you would be so kind
as to store this for me,
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we can get this party started.
One Bahama Mama, please.
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You can have this back
when mine comes.
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J.D.: Things weren't going that well
for the rest of us.
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Jordan wasn't happy with Dr. Cox
for pretending he had work to do.
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Elliot was mad at me for never saying
"I love you" in a romantic enough way.
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And Carla was so busy being a mom...
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Hush, little baby,
don't say a word
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Momma's gonna buy you
a mockingbird
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J.D.: She left Turk alone at sea.
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Hey. What's up?
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Ma'am?
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Lady?
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What's up, Blaquaman?
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I think I just saw a mermaid.
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Maybe you just spooked it.
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Oh, cute. Look, an eel.
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- I'm naked.
- All right, that's you.
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I was supposed to meet Carla out here
for a little surf n' Turk.
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Took off my swim trunks,
those bad boys just floated away.
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Elliot's mad at me
because I didn't say "I love you" right.
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You know what?
That eel's looking at me funny.
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I'm gonna switch over here.
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Yeah, he's got a mind of his own.
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Plus, I needed to say
how much I loved her
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and I needed to be
looking right into her eyes.
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Well, what's the difference?
Look at me and say it.
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I love you.
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Well, that's about right.
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And you're naked. Perfect.
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Either one of you two idiots
seen my computer?
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Maybe the mermaid took it.
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He's not great in the heat.
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I did see a mermaid.
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J.D.: Plus, the Janitor wanted to kill me
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for forcing him
to have a wedding ceremony.
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If I'm gonna have a ceremony.
I just need a little help.
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Go sunscreen up again
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and call an emergency meeting
of the Brain Trust. Island style.
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Where's Todd?
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Last time I saw him, he was
stuffing seaweed into his bathing suit.
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Sure. Where's Doug?
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Oh, no. I forgot to give him his invite.
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He's getting married
and he didn't invite any of us?
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Oh, come on!
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And why are you carrying around
your invitations?
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Just stupid. You look stupid.
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Book Doug into the next Dealing with
Rejection seminar in my garage.
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- Eighty bucks.
- Eighty bucks? Can I take that class?
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No room for you, Ted.
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Oh, man.
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See, that's not dealing with rejection.
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I could work wonders with you,
my friend.
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One hundred bucks.
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Hundred bucks? Sweet.
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I can't do this all on my own
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No, I know
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I'm no Superman
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I'm no Superman
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Salad tastes like sunscreen.
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That's because
you put sunscreen on it.
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Oh, man. I put ranch on my face.
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All right, welcome to the second
international meeting of the Brain Trust.
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I'll begin this as I began the meeting
six years ago in Guatemala.
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I'm getting married tomorrow,
and I need help.
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Ted, you're in charge
of location and music.
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Todd, you are in charge
of locating a justice of the peace
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and finding a sea turtle to serve
as a ring-bearer. Any questions?
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Yeah.
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Who's this dude?
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That is Ira.
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As per our bylaws, the Brain Trust
must always have a fourth.
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Plus, he can speak to dolphins.
Or so he says.
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Drink.
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Drink.
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- Ah. The man's a born leader.
- Drink.
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- You know what? Let's, uh...
- Drink, damn it.
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J.D.: Time to smooth things over
with Elliot.
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Seagull! Hey, baby.
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Check out this awesome place
Turk and I found this morning.
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It's called Tahiti Beach, and it's out,
like, right in the middle of the ocean.
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We got a kid to videotape us,
but it was good you weren't there,
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because he had red hair.
I know how that nauseates you.
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That's us doing some muscle poses.
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Look how firm Turk looks.
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Anyway, that's when we realized
the kid was trying to steal the camera.
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Hey.
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Dude.
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Yo! My wife gave me that camera!
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His mistake was running backwards
with the camera on us.
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Are you out of your mind?
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J.D.: Unfortunately, the smoothing over
didn't work.
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So we're not gonna talk
about yesterday?
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J.D.: For anyone.
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So we're not gonna talk
about yesterday?
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So we're not gonna talk
about yesterday?
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There's nothing really
to talk about, sweetie.
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You were a little crazy before,
now it's over.
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What is so crazy
about wanting to hear "I love you"
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in a meaningful and romantic way?
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Oh, good, it's not over.
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So you just wasted
a whole vacation day
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pretending to work
just to mess with me?
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I recall you saying that you were happy
I couldn't spend time with you.
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Oh, you knew I wasn't serious.
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That's how we interact.
That's our thing.
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Then you know what?
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I'm sick of pretending
that we don't like each other.
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It is distinctly not fun anymore.
And would you like to know why?
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Because A, we are over 12
and B, we actually do like each other.
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In fact, brace yourself,
we love each other.
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I can't believe
you left me out there yesterday.
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I was in the ocean for so long
I got jellyfish stings on my dingaling.
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I had to make sure Izzy fell asleep.
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Why do you have to be a mommy
all the time?
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Hey, I still make sure you get sex
at least once a week.
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Yeah, but you always start with,
"This has to be a quickie."
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Why do you always say that? Huh?
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Baby, we both know
my longies aren't that long.
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I got to be honest with you,
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sometimes it makes me feel
like you don't love me.
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On behalf of all women,
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I just want to thank you
for equating getting sex with love.
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We think it's awesome
when you do that.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah. No, I know he's upset,
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but just put him on the phone?
Okay, Carol?
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Hey, buddy.
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I guess you're pretty bummed
about the wedding mix-up, huh?
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No, man. I got a lot going on here.
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So, what's it like there? Is it awesome?
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Uh, it's pretty awesome.
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Yeah, I thought it would be.
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But you know what, pal?
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I am gonna stay on this phone with you
until I'm... I gotta go.
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Carol? Close me up.
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So I found you a justice of the peace.
Say hello to Van.
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- Van?
- Van. Stretch it out.
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- Van.
- Van.
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I drive one of you.
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You were right not to laugh,
that was stupid.
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Thanks.
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Where'd you find this idiot?
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Van got me through med school.
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He's the dude we used to practice
all the rectal exams on.
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Did a couple of them right here
in this very bar.
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Right there. With you.
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I find that both fascinating
and disgusting.
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You already know I love you.
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I shouldn't have to make
some crazy gesture.
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I'm not a big fan of those.
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You just went online for three hours
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and spent a fortune getting
a tiki for Turk.
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Elliot, I don't really think $436
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for an actual faux-marble
imitation tiki is a fortune.
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- Was that total or each?
- That's irrelevant.
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Besides, weren't you the one who said
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we were past
all this dumb relationship drama?
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And I meant it. Then.
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But you don't now?
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I'm a girl. That's how it works.
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And guess what?
All relationships have drama, okay?
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Okay, when a woman says
there doesn't have to be any drama,
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it's just because she's so excited
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that there's no drama
at that particular moment
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that she can't wait to share
that warm, fuzzy feeling with you
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before there's any new drama.
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I want you to be comforted by the fact
that that doesn't sound ridiculous at all.
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We are at a wedding.
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Why can you not
get to a romantic place?
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Elliot, it's not a real wedding.
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It's a crazy cleaning person's scam
for presents.
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Oh, then, by all means,
continue being an ass.
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And do you want to know
why I'm a mommy all the time?
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Please.
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It's because I am a mommy.
All the time.
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I have a baby at home,
I have one in here,
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and I have another one
who expects me to work,
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raise his kids, buy his clothes,
make his food,
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run his life, and still have
all the energy in the world left
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to sex him up every night,
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even though his longies
are actually pretty damn long.
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I know, right?
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You obviously know
how I feel about you.
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Why are you trying to change me?
This? That works for us.
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Remember when my dog died
and you told me he went to doggy hell?
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And then you said my mom was
gonna go to doggy hell, too,
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when she died?
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Because of her dog face.
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Right. I wanted to do you
right there in the vet's office.
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Why are you trying to change
our dynamic? I don't want to.
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Suit yourself. Just leave me alone.
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Just leave me alone.
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Just leave me alone.
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Fine. I'll see you at the wedding.
Smile for the camera, honey.
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Hmm.
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Excuse me. Payback time. Let's go.
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- But I... Really?
- Let's go.
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Bye, boys.
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You're okay with this?
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I've got to let my man
be my man.
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Stop it.
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Oh, babe, don't be late for the wedding.
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Shut up.
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You shut up.
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J.D.: The Janitor's wedding day
seemed like any other.
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- Morning, Bob.
- Well, good morning, Gary.
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One Bahama Mama, please.
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And, if you could,
the electric razor from my bag.
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Thanks again.
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For God's sake, Ted, get some sun.
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I've not sun-screened up yet.
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Live a little.
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It's warmer than I thought.
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Damn you, Mother Earth! Damn you!
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Why?
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Here's the incredibly
breathtaking view of Hope Town,
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and, what do you know?
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It's J.D. What's he doing here?
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Well, he made me change
my wedding plans,
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and, as punishment, he's gonna spend
10 minutes on top of this lighthouse.
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That's all I gotta do?
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That's it, my friend.
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Then how come
I got these fish taped to my hands?
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Sea birds! No!
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No!
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Psych! None for you, preggers.
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Damn it.
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- Do I look like Audrey Hepburn?
- Mmm.
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- Yes, of course.
- Yep.
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Crap. He hates Audrey Hepburn.
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Oh, no, no, no. You look beautiful.
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Let me fix your hair.
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Okay. Thanks, guys.
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I just want to look great
for my honey bunny.
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Oh, that's my nickname for him.
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He also loves it,
'cause it's his favorite sandwich.
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Ah!
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I feel like I've finally found
the perfect man, you know?
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Oh, please, there's no such thing.
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Look at Perry, he pretends
he's cold and emotionless,
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but underneath, he's a sweet guy
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who wants to talk about
our relationship all the time.
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Face it, men are just gassy, selfish,
sex-crazed egomaniacs
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who were put on this Earth
to make your life miserable, that's it.
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I'm getting married in, like, 10 minutes.
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Oh, you'll live.
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Lady, are these some roots I'm seeing?
Is this your natural color?
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No, I'm actually a redhead.
255
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Well. I'm just gonna go
grab a sip of my drink.
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- Okay.
- I touched it! It's all over me!
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- Go take a shower.
- Thank you.
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Nice hat.
Does it come in a human size?
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Shut up.
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A hungry seabird pooed on my shirt.
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Go get a new one from the gift shop.
You're gonna miss it.
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You think they sell this shirt?
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Oh, you're an idiot.
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Hey. Hey.
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- What?
- It's the mermaid.
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Then why doesn't she have a tail?
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Because she's on land.
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Oh, my God.
This is the father of my child.
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Come on, come on, come on.
We're waiting, we're waiting. Come on.
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All right,
I am not a strong public speaker,
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nor am I that familiar with the Bible.
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So we will do what we can.
273
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Now, if you're excited
for a wedding today,
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let me hear you say, "Whoo!"
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Just like that. It's fun
if you throw your shoulders back.
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Whoo!
Try throwing your shoulders back.
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- We're not gonna do that.
- Okay, he doesn't want to do that.
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Here we go.
These guys are getting married today.
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And, as a special treat, they thought
it would be nice
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if you all stood and they were to sit.
So. Shall we?
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All right, then. It is now time to join
these two as only the Creator can.
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- Where's Bob?
- He's right over there.
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Of course.
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Hey. No.
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- It's hot!
- Too bad.
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Marriage is a dead institution.
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Uh, it hasn't worked for me.
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It hasn't worked for anybody
in my family.
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But there are certain signposts
that you can follow.
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You know,
to try and make the best of it.
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Try not to yell at each other.
It's always a great idea.
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Don't share any money.
Always sound, sound advice.
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Never strike each other
above the shoulders.
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From here down.
From here down for hitting.
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J.D.: Even though it was a wedding,
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none of us were caught up
in the romance of the moment.
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In fact, before we knew it...
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Don't share cars.
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You're gonna find that it always has
the other person's stink on it
300
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and you can't get that stuff
off your shirt,
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you're gonna live with it
for the rest of your life.
302
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You don't want it
when you're driving to work.
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You know?
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J.D.: Before we knew it,
we were already here.
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Okay, do you, Ladinia Williams,
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take this man to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
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I do.
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J.D.: Oh, my God. We were gonna
find out the Janitor's name.
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And do you...
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What? It's 4:37. High-tide five.
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J.D.: Damn it!
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It's all right, we'll just start again.
No biggie.
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And, do you...
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Ow! That was off the burn.
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You know what we'll do?
We'll just say this.
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Do you take this lady
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to be your lawfully wedded Lady?
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I mean, of course you do. Look at her.
She's like a little ladybug.
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I'll just touch you right there
for a second.
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- You're done. Out.
- Okay.
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Terrible job. Good luck.
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I just want to say something
before we kiss. Okay?
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And thanks for coming,
even though I didn't want you here.
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Uh.
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I know that I'm weird.
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But, you know, you'd be weird, too,
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if your mother aged backwards
like mine did.
328
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So the thing is that I always kind of
figured that I would end up alone.
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- And then you came along.
- Mmm-hmm.
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And you don't just accept my quirks
and my crazy stories
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and my lies about my mom,
you actually appreciate me for them.
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And I don't think I'll ever stop
appreciating you for that.
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But I know
that I'll never stop loving you for it.
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I love you, too.
335
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J.D.: And right then, we all realized
the value of the romantic gesture.
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From one person who loves someone
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to another.
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My baby don't mess around
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because she loves me so
at least I know for sure
340
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But does she really want to but can't
stand to see me walk out the door
341
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You can't stand to fight the feeling
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'cause the thought alone
is killing me right now
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Thank God for mom and dad
for sticking two together
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'cause we don't know how
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Hey ya
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Hey ya
347
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Hey ya
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Hey ya
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You think you got it
no you think you got it
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I remember you.
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Got it, just don't get it
till there's nothing at all
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Want to get in the water?
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For shizzle.
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We get together, oh we get together
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but separate's always better
when feeling's involved
356
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If what they say that nothing is forever
357
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Hey. What time
does that wedding start?
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Classic stuff, Bob.
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Hey.
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Everything I do is more fun
if you're doing it with me.
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Was that so hard?
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- Yes.
- Oh, really?
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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- No! Perry! Don't.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
365
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- Don't...
- Oh, yeah!
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Oh! I love you.
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I love you.
368
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Bahama Mama.
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Big mama.
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Oh, it's cooler than being cool
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God, it's so beautiful here.
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Look, Elliot, I don't know if it's possible
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for me to put
how I feel about you into words.
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But I guess I'll give it a shot.
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I never really believed I would find
somebody that I love as much as you.
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I love you more than anything
in the whole world.
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Elliot,
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I love you more than Turk.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, I know.
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That's even hard for me to say,
but it's true.
381
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I had to wrestle him to the ground
to get this,
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but it's more important
for you to have it.
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Look at me.
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You're my dream girl.
385
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It's getting a little chilly.
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Hey, Bob.
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You been sitting here
for three days now.
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Why don't you get up
and go see this beautiful island, man?
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You're right.
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00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,008
I'll have a Bahama Mama, please.
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00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,712
Yeah, this is a beautiful place.