1 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:07,495 J.D.: I can't believe today's my last day at Sacred Heart. 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:10,941 I couldn't help but let my mind drift back to my very first day. 3 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:12,901 Don't look at me when we're moving someone. 4 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,038 Why? 5 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:17,811 And from now on, whenever I'm in the room, 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,149 you're definitely not allowed to talk. 7 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,250 - Charged. - Clear! 8 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:26,115 Oh, my God! 9 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:30,228 Dr. Dorian. 10 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:35,758 Do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me? 11 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,003 - You stick a penny in there? - No. I was just making small talk. 12 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,440 If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down. 13 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,441 I thought we cared about each other... 14 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:47,173 Oh! Please. If you didn't want to sleep with me, 15 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,942 - you'd have done the same thing. - I'll tell you one thing. 16 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,712 The last thing in the world I want to do is sleep with you now. 17 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:55,149 - Do me right here. - Okay. 18 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:56,450 See? 19 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,552 J.D.: I won in the end, though, because now she loves me 20 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:03,153 and I get to have her whenever I see fit. 21 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:07,189 In fact, I think I'll use this last-day thing to score some morning sex. 22 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,634 - I can't believe today's my last day... - No morning sex. 23 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,137 Worth a try. 24 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:16,075 We can kiss if you remembered to lay out mouthwash last night. 25 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,974 I did. 26 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,842 Did you water it down so we can just swallow it? 27 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:20,937 Of course I did. 28 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:24,211 J.D.: Actually, I did not remember to water it down. At all. 29 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,279 - Morning. - Be weirder. 30 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,723 You'd love it. How'd you sleep? 31 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,250 Really well, actually. 32 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,525 I knew it. You want to know why? This is my bed. 33 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,623 I had it brought here because it's so comfortable. 34 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,293 You don't have a bed at your house anymore? 35 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,768 Why bother? I've slept here, like, every night since you moved. 36 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,363 So we live together. 37 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:47,964 Kind of, I guess. 38 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:51,636 - I feel like I should have been told. - Come on. 39 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:56,115 I see it now. You've been sneak-moving in here for days. 40 00:01:56,149 --> 00:02:00,245 The clothes in the dresser, those girly pillows on the couch. 41 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:03,915 This really weird picture of a Vegas showgirl. 42 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,358 Don't make fun of my brother, Barry. I think he looks very beautiful. 43 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:10,885 They did a dynamite job on his boobs. Are those Gs? 44 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,591 Double Ds. Plus, you're the guy 45 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,930 who keeps asking me to bring stuff over here. 46 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,294 - Are you seriously upset? - I'm very upset. 47 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:21,501 I don't even think morning sex could fix it. 48 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,566 - Although it might. - Fine. 49 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,507 - Do I have to move a lot? - You never do, anyway. 50 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,037 True. 51 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,748 Aw, man, he got my coffee wrong. 52 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:38,587 - How? - It's dirt. 53 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:42,994 That may be because I told Donny you thought his coffee tasted like dirt. 54 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:44,189 Why would you do that? 55 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,996 Because Donny's a vengeful little punk and I wanted to see what he would do. 56 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,730 He's a convicted felon. He shivved a guy. 57 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:54,103 Ah, I love you, Donny. Muffin, please. 58 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,040 I still can't believe you're going back to work. 59 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:58,168 I miss doctoring. 60 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,702 And the great thing about locum tenens is, it's part-time, 61 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,305 and you have to go where they need you, 62 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,578 so it's going to force Enid and me to travel. 63 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,847 You're finally going to stop hanging around here? 64 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,650 Yep, this is my last muffin in this place. 65 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,487 You're finally going to stop hanging around here? 66 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:16,359 Oh. Look, he's stuck on a thought. If he doesn't get off it in a few minutes, 67 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:19,559 - just kick him. That's what I always do. - Okay. 68 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:25,066 I've enjoyed this stupid coffee spot so much, 69 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:26,867 I need a memento. 70 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,875 Would you distract the staff while I steal my favorite table? 71 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:33,310 - I don't think so, Bob. - Understood. It's not your fight. 72 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,978 You're finally going to stop hanging around... 73 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,539 You're finally going to stop... 74 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:38,608 You're finally gonna... 75 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,209 Thank you. 76 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,811 No problem. 77 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,556 I wouldn't do that. 78 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,689 It's good dirt. 79 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:56,268 So, I actually did drift off a bit. How was the morning sex? 80 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:59,100 - I was awesome! - Really? 81 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,834 Nah. I never really got things going. My peep was sleepy. 82 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:07,936 Hey, J.D., I know that it's your last day, but I'm not going to say goodbye 83 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:11,576 because even just saying the word a second ago is going to make me cry. 84 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,514 Okay. Okay. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 85 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:19,423 I can't catch my breath. I can't catch it. I can't catch it! Where is it? 86 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:22,292 - Where is it? - Breathe it out. Breathe it out. 87 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:28,196 Okay, I'm back. Plus, I'm just going to see you at our place tonight, okay? 88 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:32,466 Did you just say "our place"? You are sneak-moving in! 89 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:33,733 Your ears are playing tricks. 90 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,640 And, J.D., people should make a big deal about you leaving Sacred Heart. 91 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:38,075 But don't be disappointed 92 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,274 if it doesn't live up to the expectations you have in your head, okay? 93 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,979 I think I'll be fine. 94 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:49,579 Yeah, I know it's blocking the stairs, but people could walk around, right? 95 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,089 You're the greatest. 96 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,355 - Get over here. You're my bear. - That's right. 97 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,952 Growl for me. 98 00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,322 What are those pads for? 99 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:02,823 Those pads there, my friend, are for you to fall on. 100 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:06,703 In honor of your departure, I'm about to give you your final, 101 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,367 full-turbo spinning eagle. 102 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:11,840 - Prepping for takeoff. - Excellent. 103 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,312 Now, did you get my text about not eating after midnight last night? 104 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:15,814 Yeah. All I've had is mouthwash. 105 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,907 - Let's do this. Come on! - Mounting. 106 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:23,487 Three, two, one. Eagle! 107 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,514 Eagle! 108 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,651 Are these two doctors? 109 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:28,922 I'm afraid so. 110 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:33,455 Never stop spinning me. Eagle! 111 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,764 Oh. 112 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,371 - Find the pad! - I can't find it. 113 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:46,069 - Dude. Follow my voice! - I'm coming! 114 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:54,450 There's another hospital down about three miles that way. 115 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,149 - You okay, babe? - J.D.: Eagle. 116 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,749 Yeah. 117 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:03,193 I can't do this all on my own 118 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:04,821 No, I know 119 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,764 I'm no Superman 120 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:11,798 I'm no Superman 121 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:17,200 - Fantastic eagle, buddy. - Yeah. I really feel like we nailed it. 122 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,676 Still, I'm going to see you all day. 123 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,838 I'm worried you did your goodbye too early. 124 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,472 Oh, my God, I did. I'm such an idiot. 125 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:23,675 It's all right. I can fix this. 126 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,480 We just have to match that initial goodbye intensity 127 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:29,079 every time we see each other. Can you do that for me? 128 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:32,455 Yeah, I'll just answer you like this. "Come here, you." 129 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,651 - Mmm. You smell like a weightlifter. - Mmm. 130 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:38,129 That's because I worked out this morning. 131 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,428 - Wow. - It's all right. 132 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,991 I finally dealt with the fact that you'll never hold me like that. 133 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:44,525 Maybe we should try it, see what we're missing. 134 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:45,764 Yeah? 135 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,573 Oh, God, I love the feel of you. 136 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,542 Mmm. You smell like a tugboat captain. 137 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:55,513 - Dude, it's finally happening. - Oh, I see it. 138 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,345 Mmm. Now I know what we were missing. I see it. 139 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:58,782 Yeah, you guys are on to something. 140 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:02,549 - I usually cup the butt for support. - Oh! That's nice. 141 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,614 - Oh, yeah. There it is. - Our groins are usually closer. 142 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:08,593 - Yeah. It's like they're clapping. - They almost slap each other. 143 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:11,222 - Yeah, we're not doing that. - Excuse me. 144 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,757 J.D.: To hell with doing my goodbyes too early. 145 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:18,237 I want my moment with Dr. Cox, and I want it now. 146 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,798 Dr. Cox, since this is my last day, I got you a little something, 147 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:25,470 you know, as a thank you. Because in my mind, 148 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,479 you're the one who made me the man I am today. 149 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:30,448 - You can't blame me for that. - No. That's too mean. 150 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:34,886 It's a book of all your rants. I always wrote them down. 151 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,855 - Wow. - Check it out. 152 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:39,449 Pleather-bound. I did the calligraphy. 153 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:43,189 The number next to each passage is a rating system from one to five, 154 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:46,323 depending on how much that particular rant hurt me emotionally. 155 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,390 "One" being something I could easily shrug off 156 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:52,427 and "five" being something that still makes me want to cut myself. 157 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,374 Oh, look, "The only way you could be less productive right now is 158 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:59,867 "if you were, in fact, the wall which you're leaning against." 159 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,210 That one used to be a five but now it's a four. 160 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:06,150 I still well up when I think about it, but now I can fall asleep after. 161 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:09,177 Who wants to see what Jordan does when she's bored? 162 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:14,592 Hey, Newbie. What if, say, I wanted to locate something in here 163 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,494 about just how little I care about any given moment 164 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,623 - that you and I have spent together? - Good question. 165 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,098 You just go to the glossary. 166 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,225 - Ah. - And you see? 167 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:27,069 "How Little I Care," page 19. Boom. Page turn. 168 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:30,906 "Things I Care as Little About as J.D.'s Last Day of Residency." 169 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:34,879 I remember this one. Oh. 170 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:39,180 "Every hybrid car, every talk-show host, everything on the planet, 171 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:43,154 "everything in the solar system, and everything, everything, everything, 172 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,990 "everything that exists past, present and future 173 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,357 "in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. 174 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:50,089 "And, of course..." 175 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,154 - "Hugh Jackman." - "Hugh Jackman." 176 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,290 Oh. 177 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,459 That was nice. I like that we shared that. 178 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:59,369 Me, too. Because it's the exact sentiment that I wanted to put out there 179 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:03,466 for you on your last day of work here. Thank you for this lovely present. 180 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,967 You're... Okay. You're welcome. 181 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,310 Up close, you are not a handsome man. 182 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,343 Thank you, Mrs. Stonewater. 183 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,218 When you're gone, he's gonna hit me. 184 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:20,123 Mom, he's not going to do that. Dr. Dorian? 185 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:23,788 I would never hit a patient, Mrs. Stonewater. I'm not a hitter. 186 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,764 - See, he hates hitting. - Well, I wouldn't say that I hate hitting. 187 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:27,857 That's a little strange. 188 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,425 Well, it's just... Does wrestling count as hitting? 189 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:33,666 Because my friend Turk and I sometimes wrestle and I really like that. 190 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,333 When you're gone he's going to wrestle me. 191 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,899 No. Only if you tickle me first. That's what Turk does. 192 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,811 - Now he wants to tickle me! - Are you an idiot? 193 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,007 Can I talk to you outside for a second? 194 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:50,247 That is not my mom, okay? This paranoia and the delirium. And it's... 195 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,814 The last few weeks, it's like she's just checking out, and... 196 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,692 I know it's frustrating, but I promise you we're going to find the answer. 197 00:09:56,729 --> 00:10:01,029 - He's going to hit me when you leave. - I'm almost positive I won't. 198 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:05,303 - Don't think you need the "almost" part. - I'm very positive I won't. 199 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:09,331 - It will never happen. Sorry. - You a new doctor? 200 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,776 - Actually, it's my last day. - Yeah, that makes sense. 201 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:15,608 That was hurtful. 202 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,344 Can there be good without evil? 203 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,287 That's probably a question for your priest. 204 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,813 - I'm Jewish. - Really? Shalom. 205 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,348 - What? - Never mind. 206 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,260 That good-evil thing was in my head because I was watching Unbreakable 207 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,094 - by M. Night Shyamalan. - It's "M. Night." 208 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:36,659 You don't say, "Muh-Night," it's "M-Knight." No "muh." 209 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:40,866 No, it's "muh." Like C. Thomas Howell or F. Murray Abraham. 210 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,897 - I don't think so. - No "muh"? 211 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:45,240 - No "muh." - Well, that's funny. 212 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,904 Because we were bowling the other night and he says, 213 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,811 "Man, no one ever says my name right." 214 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,180 I said, "Muh, you got two bigger problems than that. 215 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:54,653 "One of them is that seven-ten split you left for yourself. 216 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:55,847 "And the other one 217 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,322 "is how about trying to write a movie without a big twist ending?" 218 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:01,724 Well, he took offense, got pissy, wouldn't talk to me for a good hour, 219 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,423 but he loosened up on the hayride. 220 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,727 Yeah. I'm sure that's a true story. 221 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,667 Anyway, I wanted to do something big for your departure, 222 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,000 but nowadays my wife is taking up all my time. 223 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,973 I wanted to spend all night in the lab, but she wanted to play cards. 224 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,440 You have a lab? 225 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:21,742 So, I decided to go simple. What would you say this is? 226 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,578 Seems like a really gay piece of man-jewelry. 227 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:29,816 It is. It's also the penny that you put in the door eight years ago. 228 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,688 For the last time, I did not put a penny in the door. 229 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:35,785 - Admit it! - Oh, God! Why did you do that? 230 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,558 Because I read in a book that if you surprise someone with an accusation, 231 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,862 - they're more likely to tell you the truth. - I don't really think that's going to work. 232 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,529 Okay, well, I'm not discouraged. You know what they say. Admit it! 233 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,697 Could you stop doing that? It's... Nothing's going to happen. 234 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:50,300 Don't feel bad, I'm probably doing it wrong. 235 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:55,370 Admit it! Admit it! Admit it! 236 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,651 Dr. Dorian, if a patient says his painkillers aren't working, 237 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,586 how do we know if he's just trying to scam drugs 238 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,418 or if he really needs more pain meds? 239 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,220 What I recommend is taking a safety pin 240 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,750 and then just giving him a quick little stab, okay? 241 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,787 Kidding! Guys, we don't ever stab. 242 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,559 With pain meds it's hard to gauge... 243 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:21,298 - Mmm! I'm going to miss you so much. - Then squeeze me like you mean it. 244 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,901 - You smell like it's hot out. - It's hot in my heart. 245 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,673 Get out of here. 246 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,584 Okay, that... I can understand that might have seemed a little girly, 247 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:35,109 - even for me. - Not really. 248 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,418 You know, Jo, I'm not really taking comments right now. 249 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:40,584 No, no. It's sort of an announcement phase, okay? 250 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,617 Announcement Number 1. Starting tomorrow, 251 00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:47,462 Dr. Cox will be leading intern rounds. Sadly, it is my last day. 252 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:52,566 You are now free to comment. Who would like to start us off? 253 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,668 Nobody? Jo, it's funny. 254 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:01,407 You were eager to make a comment only moments ago. 255 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,744 No, I've got nothing. 256 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,374 I order you to comment. 257 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,777 Um... 258 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,914 I'll miss you? 259 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,450 - Oh, Jo... - I'll miss you, too. 260 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,684 It's over, Sunny. It's too late. 261 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,387 There he is. Speak of the devil. 262 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:18,294 I was just prepping these guys for you to take over. 263 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:22,426 Maybe you'd like to say a few words about how you and I got started. 264 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,335 Our relationship began as a student-teacher thing 265 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,397 and then evolved into something a whole lot more. 266 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,739 The floor, Perry, is yours. 267 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:37,506 - I'm okay. - He's okay. You're okay? He's okay. 268 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:43,250 Okay, I guess I'll just have to settle for handing over the ceremonial reins. 269 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,850 - Take the reins, please. - I don't want to. 270 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,449 - Take the reins. - I don't want the reins. 271 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,256 - Please take the reins. - I'm not taking the reins. 272 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,422 I can take the reins and just hold them for him. 273 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,454 Feels like that'll work out for everyone. 274 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,296 Careful, they're heavy. This guy can pull. 275 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,392 No one's taking the reins. 276 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,995 Okay, well, then, what am I going to do with the reins? 277 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,598 Reins are on the ground. Happy now? 278 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,801 All right, children, tomorrow morning 279 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,675 I want you prepped on the endocrine system... 280 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,043 Or at least let me pass off the torch. 281 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,015 Oh! For the love of God! Disperse. 282 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,415 Will you hold this, please? It's very hot. 283 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,324 J.D.: And just like that, it was time to ruin someone's day. 284 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,167 She has Huntington's disease? 285 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,863 It's a degenerative brain disease. 286 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:36,204 It causes you to lose control of your movement and mental ability. 287 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,700 It can also change your personality, like with your mom. 288 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,247 So, what do we do? 289 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,580 Unfortunately, there's no cure. 290 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,611 Eventually, it'll take her. 291 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,354 Oh, jeez. 292 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,282 J.D.: Sometimes you just have to barrel through, 293 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,351 no matter how much it sucks. 294 00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:00,798 And Mr. Stonewater, Huntington's is caused by a faulty gene. 295 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,168 And since your mother has it, 296 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,737 you have a 50-50 chance of having it, too. 297 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,605 We can test you for it, if you want. 298 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:19,980 If we find out that I have it early on, are there any treatment options? 299 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,283 Nothing substantial yet. 300 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,087 I can only tell you if you have it. 301 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,992 I can't even tell when the disease would hit you, if you do have it. 302 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:33,027 Could be in your seventies, like your mom, or... 303 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,727 - Could be sooner. - Could be sooner. 304 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,928 I'm so sorry. 305 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,900 Can I have a few minutes? 306 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,321 J.D.: I'm so bummed about Mrs. Stonewater I totally spaced 307 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,847 and forgot what's wrong with Benjamin, here. 308 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,326 Is he the one with the broken ribs? 309 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:05,762 Nope. Maybe he's the guy with sinus polyps. 310 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,598 I don't think there's any polyps, but he definitely has some oily skin issues. 311 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:14,231 I should turn him on to that dynamite apricot scrub I stole from Elliot. 312 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,141 Oh, come on. Focus. I suppose I could go get his chart, 313 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:21,044 but I left it all the way downstairs. 314 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,540 Come on, man, you've got eight years of medical experience. Use it! 315 00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,449 Maybe you can smell it out. 316 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,317 I want to say it smells like non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. 317 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:35,657 What are you doing? You don't know what any diseases smell like. 318 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:36,718 Ah, to hell with it. 319 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:37,888 What do you have, again? 320 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,696 - Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. - Of course you do. You reek of it. 321 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,327 I'm sorry. 322 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,803 J.D.: See? Benjamin understands that you're human 323 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,863 and that you're having kind of an overwhelming day. 324 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:50,272 Give him a smile as a thank you. 325 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,799 I want a new doctor. 326 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,302 No. I've been working my butt off taking care of you for the last two weeks, 327 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,440 so I'm afraid the answer is no, Benjamin. 328 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,509 - My name is Roger. - I'll go get you a new doctor. 329 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,184 What's wrong? 330 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,216 Did you find out that I'm replacing your kitchen countertops 331 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,125 with prettier ones from my apartment? Because if you're mad, 332 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,131 - I can stop those workers right now. - What? No, Elliot, 333 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:17,033 I'm upset because Huntington's disease sucks, Dr. Cox is a jerk, 334 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,004 I'm such a crappy doctor I just got dumped by a patient, 335 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,439 and no one but you and Turk even cares that I'm leaving. 336 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,135 Take it easy! 337 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,905 Bye! 338 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,002 What about them? 339 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,138 - Take it easy! - Send a postcard! 340 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,944 I'm not leaving yet. I'm just getting some air. 341 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:34,111 But thank you, thank you all. 342 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,816 You know, I've always said that I came to Sacred Heart a boy 343 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,757 - and it's turned me into... - They're waving at me, genius. 344 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,092 I took my favorite table and I'm bailing out of that coffee place. 345 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,153 Bye, gang! 346 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,755 - Bye, Bob! - Bye, Bob! 347 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:52,063 But you left a year ago! You got cake. He got a cake! 348 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,669 And who changed my sign? 349 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:59,235 How dare you change somebody's sign? 350 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,337 You stupid sign-changers! 351 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,974 - Hey, relax. - They're sign-changers! 352 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,745 I'll fix it. 353 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,610 Oh, that's right, I forgot. 354 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,885 Tina in Accounting left for eight days to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro. 355 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,915 - How cool is that? - Elliot! 356 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:17,326 What? I just think she's very brave, with her wooden leg and all. 357 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,297 Hey, Elliot! I can see down your blouse from here! 358 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:23,631 - I hope you fall and die, Todd! - What a way to go! 359 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,930 There. All better. 360 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:32,069 So, what the hell did you think leaving this place was going to be like? 361 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,104 I don't know. I guess I thought there'd be a lot of heartfelt goodbyes. 362 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,911 When I was finally ready to leave 363 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,886 it'd be like one of those great old sitcom finales. 364 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,029 We've got a code blue! 365 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,471 We're all going to die! 366 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,513 Why would they wire all the power through one switch? That seems crazy. 367 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,051 Well, I'm afraid all I can offer you is a handshake. 368 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,351 - I'll take it, sir. - Have a great life, Dorian. 369 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,654 - Thank you. - Get as much tail as you can. 370 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:24,253 - I always do, sir. - I already threw him morning sex today. 371 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,786 Atta girl! 372 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,898 If you want goodbyes maybe you should just ask for them. 373 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:33,962 You're right. 374 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,634 J.D.: My exchange with Dr. Kelso renewed my strength. 375 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,870 Other men had no problem saying what they wanted. 376 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:43,041 And sure, sometimes it was a ridiculous, ridiculous request. 377 00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,673 - Admit that you did it! - No. 378 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,308 - Admit it! - No. 379 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,043 Damn it. 380 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,849 J.D.: And sometimes it's even not wanting to know 381 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,378 if you have a fatal disease. 382 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,756 Hey, Dr. Dorian, I decided not to take that test, okay? 383 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,385 Okay. 384 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:59,864 J.D.: Either way, it was time for me to follow their lead. 385 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,492 Dr. Cox, I want something from you. 386 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,626 I know you do, Newbie. 387 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:07,264 And I have been searching through this wonderful book that you gave me, 388 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:10,639 trying to find the exact right speech to share with you. 389 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,736 But alas, there's nothing in here on "Barking Up the Wrong Tree" 390 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:17,647 or even a "Turn Back Now Because This Doesn't End Well for You" section, 391 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:21,084 so I'm going to have to go ahead and wing it. 392 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,609 Let's see what happens. 393 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:26,590 Newbie, I know that you want this to be a very special day for the both of us. 394 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,388 I get that, I truly do. 395 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:31,487 You want feelings to be shared. You want hugs to flow. 396 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:35,694 But that is not now, nor has it ever been who I am, and you know that. 397 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,463 So I'm real sorry there, Newbie, but 398 00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:41,962 this is not a special day for me, it's just a day. 399 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:48,474 If you put that down in the book later, give it a five. 400 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,381 Fair enough. 401 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,784 Yeah, I know it's blocking the stairs, but people could walk around, right? 402 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,989 - Thanks, buddy. You're my bear. - I'm your bear. 403 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,327 - Give me a growl. - Growl. 404 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,889 - One more. - Growl! 405 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,959 Dr. Dorian, if a patient says his painkillers aren't working, 406 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,403 how do we know if he's just trying to scam meds or... 407 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,632 Um... 408 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:15,833 - So it's back to one. - Hmm. Yeah. 409 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,102 - Wow. - That's okay. 410 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:18,302 Eliza, can you take that line? 411 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,206 I'm going to call action, John, 412 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,614 and then I'm going to put this on TV. 413 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:26,675 Here we go.