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Hey, man. I'm gonna hit the gym

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and sneak in a quick workout.
Wanna come?

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Sweating it out in a steam room
isn't exercising, buddy.

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No, it's sit-cercising.

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Newbie, Gandhi.
Come here.

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Great, Dr. Cox and his golden-boy
med student.

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I wanted you to witness this.

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Number One,
say goodbye to the "Number One" sign.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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And say hello to the Number One shirt.

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- What?
- It's beautiful. Honestly.

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The nicest shirt I've ever received
from a grown, married man.

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- Oh, go on.
- Please, leave me alone.

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Put it on.

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Hey, that's some crazy ink
you got there.

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- What the hell is that thing, anyway?
- I don't know.

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I woke up after a three-day bender
driving a forklift and sporting this.

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"My name's Drew. I'm so cool because
I've been in prison and I got a tattoo."

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Mock him and I'll eat your soul!

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Tattoo spooked you a little, huh?

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His breath was so cold, Turk. So cold.

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Flapjacks!

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Oh, thank God.
I thought I was late for Dr. Cox's class.

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That would be the biggest mistake
I could make.

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Damn, girl. That was a workout.

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Okay, second biggest.

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You know, normally I like to sleep in.
But part of me is an early riser.

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Wow, this should not have happened.
Again.

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Not that it wasn't nice.

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You have small
but surprisingly powerful hands

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and almost no beard.

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It's like you were created
in a lab for a woman's pleasure.

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- The thing about Cole is that he...
- No, no. No third-person.

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Let's begin with some Q and A.

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You, seat-filler,

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tell me the thickest layers
in the walls of veins.

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Uh...

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Thank you for getting us off
to that rousing start.

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Who's next? Ah!

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Pin-up girl avoiding eye contact?

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Ugly Don Cheadle?

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What about you, Legacy?
Got anything?

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Well, you see...

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No, curiously, I don't see.

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When Dr. Cox gets like this,

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it feels a lot like
second-grade gym class.

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Come on, you hairless babies.

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Show some sack and pick up a ball.
Who wants it? You brat!

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You! You're out!

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- Watch out, watch out, watch out!
- You.

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- Not in the face.
- Yeah, in the face.

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Right in the nose. Anybody else?

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No.

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Oh, thank you, muffin.

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The thickest layers of the walls
of the veins are the tunica externa.

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Correct.
Everyone else, stare into my eyes

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so I can clock the very instant
when you first realize

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that you're not going to make it.

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Here we go.

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Thank you. That was lovely.

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Hey, congrats, bro.
You really brought it today.

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But who's that nipping at your heels?

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Uh-oh, it's C-Dog.

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Sorry, I don't speak hipster gibberish.

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I'm talking about this epic battle

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you and I are locked in
for the number-one spot.

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Okay, I'm assuming you like
to be called "dude."

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- Love it.
- Dude, I don't like the spotlight.

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I don't like the extra attention.

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I tried med school before
and I crashed and burned. Okay?

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Oh, playing it humble. Nice angle.

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But careful walking on the tracks,
because there's a Cole train a-coming.

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Choo-choo.

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I'm always psyched when Dr. D
asks me to swing by for office hours.

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So, tell me, how's school going?

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Well, my hair is falling out in clumps,
but that's not necessarily stress.

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I mean, I am getting older.

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That's what I want
to talk to you about, Lucy.

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You need to be prepared
for when I leave.

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Damn it,
why bring her to the learning tree

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if you're not gonna use it
in your inspiring talk?

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My point is, while I'm here, I'm yours,
but you also need to branch out.

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Nailed it.

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I don't know if I can get through
med school alone.

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Don't worry. Before I leaf...

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You're on fire.

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...I’ll make sure that
you have a mentor

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you're as close to as I am to mine.

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Speak of the devil.

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Hey, Perry, you wanna hang out later?

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Sure, and if we can't find any more
climbing trees,

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we'll just head down
to the old swimming hole

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and skip stones until the fireflies
tell us it's suppertime.

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I assume that's a diss of some sort.

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Ha.

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Oh, snap! That hurt to watch.

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Can't wait to see that
on the surveillance tape.

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That's right,
we have cameras everywhere.

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We're watching you.

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- Drive.
- Copy that.

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I need a new mentor.

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Someone strong
and not afraid to express emotions.

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Maybe a woman.

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Give me my chips, you dirty bitch!

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Or her.

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Help me shake this machine.

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Dr. Mahoney, I was wondering
if it would be possible

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for me to shadow you in the hospital.

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This is not over, you filthy whore.

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Shadow me? Sure.

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No, wait, I forgot, you totally annoy me.

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Is there any way you could instantly
change your entire personality?

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I guess I could try.

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Even the way you said that
was irritating.

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Look, I'm not the mentoring type, okay?
Go ask Turk.

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I did, but he said, and I'm quoting now,

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"I already have Dr. Bradley
all up in my business."

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Dr. Turk, thanks so much
for taking me under your wing.

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It's such a privilege. I feel like
I should be paying you something.

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- No, I don't want your money.
- Okay. Tearing it up, sir.

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No, don't tear up your money.

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My bad, sir. Taping it up.

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Tom, you're 10 years older than me
and you have a wife and kid.

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- Please, have some dignity.
- Too late, sir.

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I wish Dr. Cox had some time
for me, but I get it.

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He's a busy man. A very busy man?

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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Syhw?

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It says "why?"

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Cox and I were drinking beer

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and watching sports,
two things you hate.

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First of all, Turk,
I've learned to pretend I enjoy beer,

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and secondly, I love sports.

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The opening ceremonies for
the Winter Olympics is not a sport,

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- and you cried during it.
- If you wanna talk about crying,

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let's talk about the end of Rudy.

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Hold on, he got on the field at the end
of the movie, with his dad in the...

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You know what? No. No.
We're not going there.

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Excuse me, Dr. Dorian,
sorry I missed your class.

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Can I get the notes?

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No. Actually, Drew, you can't.

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And I'm going to e-mail the whole class

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and ask them not to share
their notes with you.

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Then tomorrow, we'll have a quiz on it.

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That seems excessive. But okay.
What was the lecture on?

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I don't remember, Drew.
It was 20 minutes ago.

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- What are you doing?
- I know, I know.

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It's just that Cox is draping himself
over that kid like a cheap hussy.

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And then I have to find
you and Perry canoodling

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in that sports-themed tavern,
pretending you like beer.

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Well, we're not pretending,
we actually like beer.

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Oh, stop it, Turk. It's me.

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I just feel like I'm being replaced.

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That'll never happen.
Do you wanna know why?

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- Tell me this instant.
- Because you're John "Damn" Dorian.

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You're right. I am John "Damn" Dorian.

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You're John "Damn" right you are!
Now give me a chest bump!

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But don't flex,
because it'll knock the wind out of me.

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See? I can't breathe.

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I'm sorry, whitebread. I'm not currently
looking for a protege-slash-suck-up.

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Dr. Mahoney, I am not sucking up.

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If I were sucking up, I would tell you
how much I like your shoes.

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Which I do, by the way.

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They're mannish, yet flirty.

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Like, "Hey, boys,
come watch me build a deck."

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Look, I just really,
really want to shadow you. Please?

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- Gurney.
- What?

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Oh!

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- Ah, I think I'm on your tube.
- That's how I eat.

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Sorry.

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Dr. Mahoney,
if you do let me shadow you...

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For the last time, no.

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How are you feeling today?

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Well, I have my up days
and down days.

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Some weeks I have more up days
than down days.

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Like last week,
I had four up days, one down day.

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I was like,
"Woo hoo, let's have a party!"

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But today I think
I could really use a hug.

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Lucy!

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I changed my mind.

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You can start shadowing me
by hugging Mrs. Maroney.

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Okay, Dr. Mahoney.

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Wait a second. Maroney, Mahoney.
That is so funny.

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Yeah, not as I understand funny.

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Take Mrs. Maroney down for her MRI.

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- Can you keep an eye on my son?
- Your what?

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Excuse me.

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Hey, watch a kid for me?

190
00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,365
- No, I'm afraid of kids.
- He's 12.

191
00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,468
I got shot by a 12-year-old
at a petting zoo.

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Besides, I gotta change this shirt.
The neck's choking me.

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We get it, Drew.
You've got a very muscular neck.

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All right, team,
this should be fairly straightforward.

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Scalpel.

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Drew's rubbing this
T-shirt thing in my face.

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J.D., what the hell? I'm in surgery.

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It's not even the right color for him!
He's clearly an autumn.

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- You've lost it.
- Dr. Turk is right.

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You should be asleep.
She should be asleep.

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That's my fault, sir.

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If anyone gets sued for this,
it's gonna be me.

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Look, you gotta remember,
you're John "Damn" Dorian.

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So think about it.

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What would John "Damn" Dorian do?

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W-W-J-D-D-D-D?

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Is that too many "D's"?

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Why are you awake?

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This thing is so complicated.

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You're not that petty kid anymore.
Just let it go.

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I could do that, or...

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Okay, a patient has hypotension,

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hyperpigmentation of skin
and hyponatremia.

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What diagnostic test should we run?

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00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,526
I know. I know!

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00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,003
Anyone but the board-certified doctor?

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00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,370
Good call. I'll observe.

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00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,807
We do an ACTH stimulation test
to diagnose...

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Addison's Disease!
It's Addison's Disease!

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00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:16,904
- I was gonna say that.
- Well, we'll never know, will we, Drew?

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00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,543
Walking tall, Dorian. Walking tall.

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Feeling tall, Perry.

223
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Okay, I'll admit it.
Kids are good for something.

224
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I can get you the mints,
but if you want these chips

225
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,918
I might dislocate my shoulder.

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- Chips.
- Fine.

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00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,495
- Got them.
- Nicely done.

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With my mom
in the hospital all the time,

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I just figured out how to do this.

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Yeah. I never knew my mom.

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- You gonna cry about it?
- No.

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Here you go. Oh. Hmm.

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00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,309
You gonna cry about it?

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00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,310
Excluding Number One here,

235
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,877
today's assignment is for everyone
to drop out of medical school.

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00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,684
Your parents' money would be better
stuffed into garbage bags,

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packed into a rocket
and shot into the sun.

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00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,622
Oh, my,
this gentleman appears to be coding.

239
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,688
What a delight.
Who would like to dive in?

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00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:06,925
I'm on this.

241
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,365
Where the hell did you get a scalpel?

242
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,995
A present from my unc.
The handle's made from elephant tusk.

243
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,197
It's mad illegal, yo.

244
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,172
- Step off. Number One, jump in.
- Excuse me?

245
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,867
Do you know why I call him
Number One?

246
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,638
It's because he is roger and ready
to do this stuff.

247
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,306
- Drew, run the code. What's first?
- I don't know.

248
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,815
I'm standing right here next to you.
Let's take his pulse.

249
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,317
Now, tell me, which nurse should go
get the crash cart?

250
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,717
- Huh?
- He who hesitates is lost.

251
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,085
Take a breath. Make a decision.

252
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,214
- Her.
- Tell her to do so.

253
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,417
Go get the crash cart.

254
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,187
Now we're cooking.

255
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,989
Around here, you can be thrown
into the mix at a moment's notice.

256
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,328
I'll be right back.

257
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,902
Um, I've got the results of
Ryan's mom's MRI.

258
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,500
What's it say?

259
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,773
That she's dying.

260
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,251
Bring him back to her room.

261
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,454
You just have to hope
you're up to the task at hand.

262
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,789
- You're doing really great.
- Is this guy dying?

263
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,730
Probably. But he's been circling
the drain for months, so it's no biggie.

264
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,824
Now he's unresponsive to CPR.
What's next?

265
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,459
- I don't know!
- Sure you do. Think.

266
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,197
- I don't!
- Come on, Drew. Tell me.

267
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,603
This is insane. I'm not ready for this!

268
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:24,602
Of course,
if you let someone down...

269
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:28,245
Newbie. Little help here, please.
Let's go.

270
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:32,606
...it can turn into someone else's
moment to shine.

271
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,316
There's no better way
to celebrate saving a life

272
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,692
than pretending to like beer.

273
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,289
Sticky.

274
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:50,029
Yep, I'm sitting between my best bud
and my abusive father figure

275
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,128
watching my new favorite thing...

276
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,661
Footballing!

277
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,868
They're staring. Quick, talk like a jock.

278
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,070
Sports grass is so lovely.

279
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,775
Here I thought we weren't
bringing our wives this evening.

280
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:05,011
Speaking of which, Carla can't make it
to the Owl Cats game this Friday.

281
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,108
We have an extra ticket.

282
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,746
I'm in. I'm in.
I gotta see this sports grass in person.

283
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,085
Excuse me, Dr. Cox,

284
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:13,250
I don't mean to interrupt,
but I have to apologize.

285
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,487
I've made a lot of bad choices in life.

286
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:19,521
Quick example, I accidentally
set a shrimp boat on fire once.

287
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,624
It was a long story. Another time.

288
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:25,228
But today was one of those
bad choices.

289
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,000
And if I had the power
to go back in time...

290
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,633
You know, Drew, we all wish
we had superpowers, okay?

291
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,940
Do you know what the perfect
superhero power would be?

292
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,502
Candy hands.

293
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,909
For me,
it would be the ability to get back

294
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,910
all the time I wasted on people
who eventually let me down.

295
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,286
Awesome.

296
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,853
Dude, think about it. Candy hands.

297
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:52,159
Everything you touch turns to candy.
Whoop!

298
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,825
- Candy lamp.
- Candy Perry.

299
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,559
No Candy Perry.

300
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:03,568
I don't know how I'll ever
be ready to give people news like that.

301
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,470
You all right?

302
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,511
I'm super. Go away.

303
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,380
Hey.

304
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,916
Hey.

305
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:22,289
I know the next couple months
are really gonna suck.

306
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,525
If I had any questions,
could I, like, call you?

307
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,996
Yeah, I don't know, Ryan.

308
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,428
Oh, okay. Cool.

309
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,213
Why is the college mascot an Owl Cat?

310
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,375
I don't even know what an Owl Cat is.

311
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:47,544
I like to think it's what happens
when an owl and a cat fall in love.

312
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,419
Hey, there's my kiss-ass
with some pizza.

313
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,287
I'll be back with a couple of slices.

314
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,815
Dr. Dorian, do you have a second?

315
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,419
No.

316
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,088
I mean, sure.

317
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,403
Hey. Look at... Ooh!

318
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,838
Look at that, right there. Look.

319
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,501
Appreciate you.

320
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,482
Oh! Dr. Mahoney.

321
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,349
Hey, I need to talk.

322
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,786
Oh, my God.

323
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,817
- Were you raised by horses?
- No.

324
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,089
I wish.

325
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:32,126
I was just studying.

326
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,490
- Wassup, shorty?
- And fornicating.

327
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,902
Cole, get back under the horse blanket,
please.

328
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,565
I was thinking that
maybe the three of us...

329
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,506
Cole! Horse blanket!

330
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,667
Fine.

331
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:47,345
- Maybe we should just go outside?
- Great idea.

332
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:51,039
You want me to help Ryan
through his mom's death?

333
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,711
It’ll only be a few months. A year, tops.

334
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:56,687
Come on, it'll be fun.
It'll be like having a really sad pen pal.

335
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,316
What are you doing?
You should help him.

336
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,555
Listen up, Seabiscuit.
This isn't my wheelhouse, okay?

337
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,687
It's taken me a long time
to get to a point

338
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,460
that I can be there,
emotionally, for a patient.

339
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,194
You know how I do it?

340
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,496
Every second that they're here,

341
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,437
I remind myself that once
they leave this hospital,

342
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,940
either on their own, or in a box,

343
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,136
they're no longer my problem anymore.

344
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:22,511
Out the door. Out of my head.
That's the only way it works for me.

345
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:25,745
I still think you should do it,
but I'll talk to Ryan.

346
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:26,808
Good.

347
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:30,288
And another thing, I do love horses.

348
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,884
They are God's most
majestic creatures.

349
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,520
If they could talk,
they would be so very wise.

350
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,591
I've been in a pretty deep hole
for the past couple years.

351
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,195
A lot of self-destructive stuff.

352
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:50,140
Honestly, the only thing I've burned
more than shrimp boats is bridges.

353
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,733
I need to change that.

354
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,039
What do you want from me?

355
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,945
I understand you and Dr. Cox
have a special relationship.

356
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,040
He's kind of like my dad.

357
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,108
Well, I was hoping you could help me
fix this with him.

358
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,620
- You know... It's Drew, right?
- Yeah.

359
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:06,090
Drew, I've known
Perry Cox a very long time,

360
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,026
and once he's made up his mind
about someone,

361
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,659
he's never gonna change it.
I wish I could help.

362
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,492
That's awesome.

363
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,335
You're not gonna help him out, huh?
Kind of sucks.

364
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,072
I thought you wanted to be
a good teacher.

365
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,410
During the day, I'm a good teacher.

366
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,940
But right now, I'm ready for
a little Magnum P.I. Crust-ash.

367
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,785
I'm gonna be Magnum P.I.
And you're gonna be black Higgins.

368
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,917
You should talk to Dr. Cox.

369
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:46,625
I'm questioning a lot
of things today. Like my choice in men.

370
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:50,658
Hey, babe.
Check it out, I'm Dr. Wolverine.

371
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,870
And my choice in mentors.

372
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,205
I really don't wanna do
Dr. Mahoney's dirty work for her.

373
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,675
I got this.

374
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,044
Oh, I love that game.

375
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,545
If you want to beat the level, you gotta
take that sniper out in the church.

376
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,818
I know.

377
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:15,788
Hey, I know you guys
are going home today.

378
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:19,457
So I wanted to give you
my cell phone number

379
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,157
in case you still wanna talk ever.

380
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,766
Whatever.

381
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:36,475
Give me that. You're horrible.
I'll get the sniper.

382
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,153
What the hell are you wearing?

383
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,819
I'm showing my Owl Cat spirit.

384
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,830
If it's not enough,
I have wings and talons in the car.

385
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,855
Is that glitter? Hell, no!

386
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,129
It came with the makeup kit.
I don't have to use it.

387
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,362
Today.

388
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,564
For the love of God, Francine.

389
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,335
I gotta go get the tickets at will call.

390
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,207
Please don't let him put the glitter on.

391
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,871
I've never heard that sentence
uttered about another man.

392
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:11,349
Perry, I wanna talk to you
about Drew for a second.

393
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,748
I really think you're making
a mistake with him.

394
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,514
Don't you have some gay dance
rehearsal you gotta attend?

395
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,044
He has potential and you know it.

396
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,750
- He's too old.
- He's experienced.

397
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,690
- He quit.
- But he came back.

398
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,627
What exactly do you want from me?

399
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,896
I want you to realize
you set the bar too high.

400
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,866
The attention
that you're giving to Drew,

401
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,836
I would have killed for that
eight years ago.

402
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:35,271
But you weren't ready yet.
I had to break you down.

403
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,376
I tamed you like a bull.

404
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,937
Excuse me, are we approaching
a point here, Dorian?

405
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,143
Perry, you finally found
someone to believe in.

406
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,345
Don't ruin it by being you.

407
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,090
I think I just mentored my mentor.

408
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,320
But maybe that's how it always is.

409
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,828
Our roles are always switching.

410
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:02,999
Sometimes you're a student
and sometimes you're a teacher.

411
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,670
Lucy, you still wanna shadow me?

412
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,138
More than horses love rainbows.

413
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:09,971
Let's go.

414
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,743
Too close.

415
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,579
And if you're smart enough,
everyone can learn something.

416
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,675
One more question, and all you little
assassins can get out of here.

417
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,709
Someone please tell me
where the foramen ovale

418
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,187
in the fetal heart is located?

419
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,417
Drew.

420
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,551
Save us, please.

421
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,588
Uh, the interatrial septum.

422
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,532
Yes. Nicely done.

423
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,798
I'll expect you to be wearing
your shirt tomorrow.

424
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,035
Everyone leave now.

425
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:46,502
But whatever you do,
don't wait for that pat on the back.

426
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:49,844
Because believe me,
it will never, ever...

427
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:51,648
Oh, come on!

428
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,290
Oh, I love you, sports grass.

429
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,322
- It is pretty soft.
- Pretty soft?

430
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,593
It's like lying on a cloud.

431
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:10,432
Why did they have to ruin you by
painting all these numbers and lines?

432
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,595
Hey, Captain. Looks like we got
some more turf freaks.

433
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,768
- Found some what?
- Check this out.

434
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,868
- That is disgusting.
- Mmm-hmm.

435
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:20,969
Uh-uh.

436
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,878
Warm up the golf cart
and get the taser.

437
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:23,938
The Mexican one?

438
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,345
Let's do it.

439
00:21:27,305 --> 00:22:27,784
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