1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:04,099 Being in med school is kind of like being in basic training. 2 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:06,332 And the professors are like drill sergeants. 3 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,136 Some rule with an iron fist. 4 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:12,133 Do you feel the spit raining down on your face, maggot? 5 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:16,308 And will you ever forget the excessive production of saliva 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:19,341 is a condition known as sialorrhea? 7 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,047 Sialorrhea! 8 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,145 Sir, no, sir! 9 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,621 Others carry a big stick. 10 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:25,851 You want to become a doctor? 11 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,951 Well, you're gonna have to work. 12 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,860 Work your little scrubs off. 13 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:32,728 Is this the speech from Fame? 14 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:36,293 You want fame? Well, fame costs. 15 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:40,397 Our only hope for getting through it? Teamwork. 16 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,500 Unfortunately, we all just looked out for ourselves. 17 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:44,970 Cole, I need the retractor. 18 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,672 - I'm using it right now. - Seriously? 19 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,739 Yeah, I don't like touching bread. Creeps me out. 20 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,479 - Give him the stupid retractor. - What? 21 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:53,816 Give me my sandwich. 22 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,016 Who did this? 23 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:11,493 If you wanna keep sleeping with me, I expect you to have my back. 24 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,699 God, you've got so many rules. 25 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,106 Get your back, listen to you when you talk, 26 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:17,609 stay out of your purse. 27 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,238 Damn, girl, quit playing games. 28 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,838 At least the weekend was coming. 29 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:24,645 We needed some fun, and Cole was throwing a party. 30 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:25,843 Fame. 31 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,750 This weekend was gonna be amazing. 32 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:30,813 I was spending it with the love of my life. 33 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,121 - Elliot gone? - Gone. Carla? 34 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:34,990 Long gone and took the kids. 35 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,020 Nice! Bro-A-Palooza has officially begun. 36 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:39,964 We're not calling it Bro-A-Palooza. 37 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,523 Why not? I already made T-shirts. 38 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,092 That's awesome. Where's mine? 39 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,660 This is yours! 40 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:49,634 I've decided to no longer refer to you two as pathetic. 41 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:50,700 Thanks, Perry. 42 00:01:50,743 --> 00:01:52,870 Instead, since my nephew gave me 43 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:55,540 my very first thesaurus as a birthday present, 44 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,949 I'm going to allow you to choose from the following, if you will. 45 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:04,389 "Miserable, pitiful, sorry, wretched, deplorable, regrettable or sad." 46 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:07,154 "Wretched" sounds like Dickens. We'll go with "wretched." 47 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:10,390 No, it's just Old Man doesn't understand two young guns 48 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:12,725 Out on the town. 49 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,699 He doesn't get Bro-A-Palooza. 50 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,735 8:00 p.m. To question mark. 51 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:18,669 That means we don't even know when it ends. 52 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,196 So many things to tear apart here. 53 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,836 I'll focus on your delusion that you are still young. 54 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,642 You're both much closer to 40 than you are 20. 55 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,342 Let's face it, you're just like me. 56 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,874 Old, tired and you gotta get up a lot at night to take a pee. 57 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:33,977 Is he psychic? 58 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:37,478 Hey, Field Hockey, your med students are acting like animals. 59 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,361 You think licking will stop me? I've eaten out of dumpsters. 60 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:43,885 - They're not my med students. - They are, 61 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,091 because you are their faculty advisor. 62 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:49,590 You will advise them to start working together like a team. 63 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:53,436 And even more importantly, you will teach them to never, 64 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:57,341 ever again lay their grubby paws on my glazed donut. 65 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:01,507 It is the one sprinkled, sugary beacon of light left in my life. 66 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:05,648 - But they're not my students. - Actually, they are. 67 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,153 Because you're their faculty student advisor. 68 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,918 So you will advise them that if they wanna get through med school, 69 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:12,049 they have to work together. 70 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:15,583 And don't touch donuts, they're beacons of light. Or whatever. 71 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:17,391 When did I become the student advisor? 72 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:18,954 When you slept with the faculty advisor. 73 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,522 Your mom's the faculty advisor? 74 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:22,831 Joke's on you, my mom's dead. 75 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,329 Really? 76 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,629 - Yeah, you guys coming to my party? - Yes. 77 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,538 I cannot wait to wear a dress 78 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,440 and have a reason to actually shave again. 79 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:33,138 It is like the friggin' Amazon down there. 80 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,613 Too far, too far. Too far. 81 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:38,549 Gonna be nuts to butts up in that piece. Big ol' wrangle-dangle. 82 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,679 Yeah, you're making it sound horrible, but I'm still gonna go. 83 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,813 I need to have some fun. 84 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:45,153 I've spent the last three weekends finishing up community service. 85 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,457 Hey, I'm sorry. I was under the impression 86 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,586 you'd all be much younger. 87 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,225 Turns out dinosaur costumes are extremely flammable. 88 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:57,726 I think we all need to let loose, and, in my case, let Lucy. 89 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:01,831 Oh. 90 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,438 Hello, murderers, butchers, slaughterers, slayers. 91 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:06,672 I love this thing. 92 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,409 - Did you hear that I was quitting? - I did, Ted. 93 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,384 I just haven't really figured out how to pretend I care yet. 94 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,442 Understandable. 95 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:15,351 Theodore, I always assumed that someday 96 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,481 we'd just find you dead in your office. 97 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:19,616 Yeah, that was the dream. 98 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:24,162 But the Gooch and I are gonna take some time off and tour the country. 99 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,858 We've written a song for every state. 100 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,731 I'm sure I'll hear all of them when I die and go to hell. 101 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,794 Damn elevator. 102 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,633 Alabama 103 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:36,869 They wear pajamas 104 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,035 They eat their ham-a 105 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,271 So bring your camera 106 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:42,645 To Alabama 107 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,408 Arkansas 108 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,577 The dogs have paws 109 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:47,745 The states have laws 110 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,015 The girls wear bras 111 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:53,116 Depending on the weather 112 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,421 I'm out. 113 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:02,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 114 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,708 Phase one of Bro-A-Palooza starts now. 115 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,238 I'm making quesadillas. 116 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,308 - Pepper jack? - Who are you talking to? 117 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,979 Oh. 118 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,787 I see with your wives out of town, 119 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,953 you've whipped yourselves into a lesbian frenzy. 120 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,088 What, do I need to get a garden hose to separate you two? 121 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,462 You can't separate us. We're attached by fun. 122 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,023 And tonight's gonna be awesome. 123 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,263 He just fell from the ceiling. We're not gonna address that? 124 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:40,670 Your Loser-Palooza is embarrassing. And I'll be honest with you, 125 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:43,005 I would've assumed that two "hip" young guys 126 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:46,307 such as yourselves would be headed to the big med school party. 127 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,576 There's a party? What's the theme? 128 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:51,276 Murder-mystery? Disco? Star Wars? 129 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:54,480 Sixties? Seventies? Eighties? Nineties? The future? 130 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,545 Please say it's a Star Wars themed murder-mystery 131 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:57,920 set in the Roaring Twenties. 132 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:00,391 The theme is cowboys and Indians. 133 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,991 Yes. We are there. 134 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,053 Cowboys and Indians? 135 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,964 Not my first choice, but I do have chaps. 136 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:08,699 I'm liking my new dress. 137 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,898 - It makes my boobs look even. - Okay. 138 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:14,668 I am getting so much better at making friends. 139 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:17,699 Boom, looks like the bassist and drummer from Nickelback 140 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,905 are rolling through the party. Acoustic set, yo. 141 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,504 Please tell me some of your super-solid bros 142 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,573 - from prep school will be there. - Topher and Boots are en route. 143 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,142 Where's everyone going? Nice dress. Your boobs look weird. 144 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:29,154 - Not from up here. - Going to my party. 145 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,280 That's not happening. 146 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,985 Tonight we're trying a little exercise in team building. 147 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:34,890 No one leaves until you take final interviews 148 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,758 from the four terminal patients on this floor. 149 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:37,990 What's a final interview? 150 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,759 It's a chance for old dying people to bore you 151 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,130 with their life story before they kick it. 152 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,567 No, Denise. Have some respect. 153 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,427 A final interview isn't some inconsequential thing 154 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:47,734 a med student can just blow through. 155 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,264 It actually really matters. 156 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:51,173 Now hold my pepper jack, please. 157 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,734 Come with me, children. 158 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:56,146 Hold it like a baby bird, Denise. Pepper J bruises. 159 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:59,784 You have the sacred privilege of being with someone 160 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:03,380 and recording their precious memories as they prepare to die. 161 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,788 I'm dying? 162 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:08,520 No, not dying. Just tonsillitis. 163 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:11,428 So you get to gargle. Gargle, gargle. 164 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:15,232 - Why would you let me go in there? - Why would I stop you? 165 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,202 - This is good cheese. - Get off my cheese! 166 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:20,467 How long do final interviews with actual dying people take? 167 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,639 If you work together, it'll go faster. 168 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:28,511 But let me make this very clear, no one leaves until you're all done. 169 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,539 All done or none done. 170 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,014 Damn. Boots is gonna be pissed. 171 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:36,851 And the last state is Wyoming 172 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,686 Lots of wigs to be combing 173 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,316 And the buffalo are roaming 174 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:42,122 No Jews to be shalom-ing 175 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:46,655 In the great state of Wyoming 176 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,758 You have the voice of an angel. 177 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:49,995 - Thank you. - Thank you, sir. 178 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,367 Not you, Ted. 179 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,635 If I were 10 years younger and you were 10 years younger... 180 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:57,939 It's too late, sir, I've already tapped it. 181 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,069 Ted Buckland. 182 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:01,545 I'm sorry, he brings it out of me. 183 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,846 It's okay. I didn't always treat Teddy very well. 184 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:08,684 Say, how about we do a last night out on the town? 185 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,450 Let me give you a proper send-off. 186 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,617 That would mean a lot, sir. 187 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,950 - Ted! - I'm sorry, it's him. 188 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,061 It's not. It's me. 189 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,564 An Indian wouldn't wear chaps. 190 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:22,693 You're forgetting my back story. 191 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:26,432 I killed the cowboy then took his chaps. I'm also a sheriff. 192 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,432 It's not a theme party, is it? 193 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:33,536 No, but thank you for the great early birthday present. 194 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:34,637 Say "cheese." 195 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,381 - Well done, girls. - To hell with it. I'm going in. 196 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,716 Maybe no one'll notice. Let's just try and blend in. 197 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,951 Black cowboy? Son, what are you doing? 198 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:49,188 Me? He's the Indian wearing chaps. 199 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,422 When it works, it works. 200 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,090 I'm also a sheriff. 201 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,530 What are you guys doing here, anyway? 202 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:54,863 Picking up some extra cash. 203 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,165 We do bar security, bouncy-house rentals. 204 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,967 - We got a line of... - We have a line of homemade salsa. 205 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,271 Shut your face, Frank. I was gonna tell them about the salsas. 206 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,675 - Copy that. - I don't have you guys on the list. 207 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:08,942 It's probably under D, for Dr. D, or, 208 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:11,711 maybe Dr. Dizzle, perhaps D to the lzzle. 209 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,981 - Oh, here. We have a D. Izzle. - That's probably it. 210 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,248 I'm Dave lzzle. 211 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,390 Hey! It's Special K. How it is? 212 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:25,386 Melvis, Frank. Listen, that salsa was in-frickin'-sane. 213 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:26,893 These are my plus two. 214 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,163 Dr. Kelso, do you think you could hook us up, too? 215 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:30,998 You're gonna have to ask Ted about that, 216 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,335 because this is Ted's night. 217 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,602 - Ted? - I'm going to say yes, 218 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:38,838 but I've never had this kind of power before, 219 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:41,278 so I'm going to milk it, okay? 220 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,841 - Go ahead. Do your thing. - I mean, you gotta... You... 221 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,645 Let it be so! 222 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:52,954 Amen. 223 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:57,626 We have to ask them 25 questions? This is gonna take forever. 224 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,790 Hey, no problem, Luce, it's just... 225 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,392 The final interview 226 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,870 Man, I just thought of that. 227 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,172 Damn, I'm gonna be a good doctor. 228 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,041 Look, we'll split up the patients, okay? 229 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:16,742 It’ll be quick and easy, and then we can get to Cole's party. 230 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,983 - Done. - Done. 231 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,449 Super-done. My dude is dead. 232 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:32,128 Peace, I gotta go drown my sorrows with a Jagerbomb. 233 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,654 Where's Lucy? 234 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:37,559 Um... What is your birth date? 235 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:42,601 Probably just find that in the chart. How about, are you married? 236 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:45,436 Okay. 237 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,373 Do you think that when bears hibernate they have super-long dreams? 238 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,008 - What? - You spoke. 239 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:54,178 I got you. Now you owe me an answer. 240 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:57,621 You know, tit for tat, which, by the way, is a horrible expression. 241 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,648 It sounds pornographic. 242 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:00,750 Listen, girlie, 243 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:01,953 I'm not interested in answering 244 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,155 a bunch of stupid questions off of a form, 245 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,994 so why don't you just leave me the hell alone? 246 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,227 Great. 247 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:12,799 Well, I guess it's time for a little goodbye toast. 248 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,568 I'm not really much of a toast guy. 249 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:20,477 A fond farewell to that skanky blonde heading out the door. 250 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,175 I'm gonna see what other chickens are in the coop. 251 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,910 Aw. 252 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,086 Eleven seconds. You beat your record. 253 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,318 Whoo! I'm spinning. 254 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,226 Maybe next time you should try it with alcohol instead of soda. 255 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,196 Don't be insane. This is awesome. 256 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:41,495 - Yeah, it is. We're letting them know. - True dat. 257 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,302 Who and what are we letting know? 258 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,363 Mine won't talk. 259 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:49,238 He wasn't even intrigued by my bear-hibernation question. 260 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,539 For the last time, they don't dream and nobody cares. 261 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,306 They do and everybody cares. 262 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:56,314 I'm sorry about your party, but I was very clear. 263 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,407 All done or none done. 264 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,953 Hey, guys, my patient just died, 265 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,820 I'm feeling a little too upset to keep working. 266 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,916 Really? What was his name? 267 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,055 Look, I can't do this right now, Drew. I'm hurting. 268 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,462 You're really gonna leave us? 269 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,935 I don't know if you can see how much my soul dies 270 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,767 every time I let you back into my bed, 271 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,933 but it would make me hate myself, like, four notches less 272 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,637 if I thought you had one decent bone in your body. 273 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,304 Please don't laugh because I said "bone." 274 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:33,546 Hey, look, baby, I would love to stay, but I just don't want to. 275 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,700 - Whoo! Good one. - Whoo! Go on, boy. 276 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,601 Please, please, tell me that this is just an intermission, 277 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,935 because I don't want this show to ever end. 278 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,440 Why are you here, Perry? 279 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,170 To laugh, to cry, to cry from laughing, 280 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,337 but mostly to laugh at two desperate guys 281 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,813 on an ice slide to an irrelevant middle age. 282 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,180 Well, not only have we been letting them know... 283 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,617 - Is that the correct expression? - That's it right there, let them know. 284 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:10,144 Well, we've been letting them know by doing the Cabbage Patch, 285 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,089 the Running Man and the Capoeira. 286 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,649 That's right. That's Brazilian dance-fighting. 287 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,820 - In your face. - Where's the jackass? 288 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,625 Jackass, come. 289 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:21,892 What up? 290 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,129 Now you are the host of this party, 291 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,570 and to some extent, the voice of your generation. 292 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,574 And while I sadly acknowledge that heralds the coming apocalypse, 293 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:33,044 I do value your opinion on one thing in particular. 294 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,444 Wow. You're like Shakespeare, yo. 295 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,416 I am. I am like Shakespeare, yo. 296 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,883 Now look around the room real quick 297 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,820 and tell me the five lamest people that you see. 298 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,322 Feel free to start with me. 299 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,790 Cool. One, old. 300 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,955 Two, bald and shiny. 301 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,161 Three, super-old. 302 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,932 Four, checked out my junk at the urinal. 303 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,698 And five, has weird junk. 304 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:00,665 Number four told me. 305 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,640 - We didn't make the list. - Nope, we didn't. 306 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,370 - You've just been served. - Yeah, and you know what? 307 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,139 We're gonna rub it in your face a little bit 308 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,043 by doing some Brazilian fight-dancing. 309 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:12,073 - Five, six, seven, eight. - Capoeira. Capoeira. 310 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,717 That was outstanding. 311 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,357 Sometimes reality takes the form of a kick to the head. 312 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,194 Sorry, bros, you just moved up 313 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,633 to the number one and two spots on my lame list. 314 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,158 Well, I think Turk should be number one 315 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,763 because he appears to be bleeding. 316 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,741 Other times it gets right up in your grill. 317 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,209 - Why would you page me? - Paul just wants to be left alone. 318 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,304 Just let us go. 319 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,144 We'll come back in the morning and take another shot at him. 320 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,242 Great, I'll go talk to his liver and tell it to stop failing. 321 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,752 You don't get it, do you? 322 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,811 Patients don't do things on your schedule. 323 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,722 This isn't high school, guys. This is real. 324 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,157 You know what? Do whatever you want. 325 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,254 I don't give a rat's ass. 326 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,130 Just make sure you can live with yourself. 327 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,062 I'm really sorry, C-Bear. 328 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,837 I had no idea my range of motion would be so incredible in these chaps. 329 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,503 That's a lie. I totally knew. 330 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,945 I can't believe I let you sew my eye up after all the soda you had. 331 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,677 This night definitely didn't turn out the way I hoped it would. 332 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:23,688 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 333 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,218 Did you have us in the chairs again? 334 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,623 We weren't getting married, Turk. We were becoming men. 335 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:31,494 Hey, did you guys dress up for the kids in the cancer ward? 336 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,325 - Yes, we... That's what we were... - Yeah. Yes. 337 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,300 Yeah, and then what happened was, 338 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,803 one of the kids hit me in the head with a toy. 339 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,896 Yeah, 'cause he was mad. 340 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,273 'Cause he had the cancer. 341 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,072 Okay. We're just... 342 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,835 Hey. How did the final interviews go? 343 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,278 Not perfect. 344 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,841 But we decided as a group that we can live with ourselves. 345 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,476 Well, I know those things are hard. 346 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:57,649 Turk and I had to do one last year. We couldn't get the guy to say a word. 347 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,521 We ended up skipping our big steak night 348 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,583 and we just spent hours talking to him. 349 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,891 He had a lot he needed to say before he passed on. 350 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,897 Yeah, it definitely meant a lot to him. 351 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,092 I gotta say, for me, though, it was probably 352 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,658 one of the most memorable nights I've ever had as a doctor. 353 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,931 Me, too. 354 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,802 We just dropped a knowledge bomb on your asses. 355 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,570 Dr. Turk was right. 356 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,447 A knowledge bomb had been dropped on our asses. 357 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,384 So we decided to take another shot, 358 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,183 even though Paul wasn't gonna talk to any of us. 359 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,315 What up, nerds? 360 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:37,022 Hey, this Paul dude is awesome. He nailed Marilyn Monroe. 361 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,257 Oh, no. It was actually Marilyn Montrose. 362 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,698 Same diff. Chicks named Marilyn are hot. 363 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,634 I can't believe you came back. 364 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,694 It wasn't my idea. Denise made me. 365 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,672 - How did you get him to talk? - We had a conversation. 366 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,039 All Hot Stuff here did was ask questions off a form. 367 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,807 Are you choosing to smile and ignore the insult 368 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,144 'cause he called you "Hot Stuff"? Attagirl. 369 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,513 Hey, did you know Paulie got a Purple Heart in Korea? 370 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,643 I didn't even know we fought Korea. 371 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,519 So Paul, how'd you get your Purple Heart? 372 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,387 Come on, talk to us. 373 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,423 Whoops! 374 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,659 That's not my drink. It's good, though. 375 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,497 Methinks it's quitting time. 376 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,666 Good night, Gooch. 377 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,699 Ted. 378 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,402 - Ted. - That's it? 379 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,740 I've been your whipping boy for eight years, 380 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:30,306 and all I get before I disappear forever is a wet, clammy handshake? 381 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,110 And yes, I know that's from my hand, not yours. 382 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,247 And yes, I know that we've never really been friends. 383 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:41,385 And yes, I know that the Gooch is way too attractive for me. 384 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,919 That's not relevant right now, it's just always on my mind. 385 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,898 - Please don't leave me for a baritone. - I won't. 386 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:51,528 Ted, I'm so hammered that the only thing I can think about 387 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,539 are those 30-cent hotdogs at the gas station, 388 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,063 so wrap it up. 389 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,908 You owe me more than a handshake. Let's go, honey. 390 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,415 That's not my drink, either. 391 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:12,287 In war, you have to make the hard choices. 392 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:16,454 So I shot the man. But I'll never forget his face. 393 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,259 No way. You wasted a dude? 394 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,856 Hey, my buddy killed a guy once. 395 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,163 Backed right over him in a mini-mall. It was crazy. 396 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,567 Yeah, that's the same. 397 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,867 I can't believe you were our age when all that happened. 398 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:30,397 Yeah, you and me both. Some of our guys never made it home. 399 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:35,106 The rest of us tried to keep in touch. But, you know, life gets in the way. 400 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,743 I haven't seen any of them for years, but I think about them all the time. 401 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,278 You know, when you spend the hardest time in your life 402 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:45,484 with a group of people, you're bonded forever. 403 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,684 What're you guys still doing here? 404 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,488 All done, none done. Remember? 405 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,154 Wow. That crap worked. 406 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:53,096 I faculty-advised the hell out of you guys. 407 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,831 I think it dawned on all of us that, in a way, we were war buddies. 408 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,365 And we wouldn't be able to get through med school 409 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:04,068 if we didn't have each other's backs. 410 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,140 Leave him! Every man for themselves! 411 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,180 Well, it dawned on most of us. 412 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:18,117 Hey, thanks for making Cole come back. 413 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,647 I didn't make him come back. 414 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:24,025 I really hate talking to that guy. It adds an extra shower to my day. 415 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,961 I can't believe it's been 12 years since we started medical school. 416 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,437 We're getting old, Kemo Sabe. 417 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,871 Well, thank you, Lord. 418 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,501 Now you do realize you could have saved yourself a lot of embarrassment, 419 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,602 a lot of time and about seven stitches 420 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,704 if you'd just admitted to that a little earlier. 421 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,544 Of course, it wouldn't have been as much fun for me 422 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:47,279 and I damn sure wouldn't have gotten this terrific screen saver. 423 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,253 - He's gonna want a copy of that. - No, I won't. 424 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,153 Hello, Christmas cards. 425 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,454 There's nothing wrong with getting older. 426 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,188 So do yourself a favor. Get a prostate exam, 427 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:59,720 stop wearing ironic T-shirts and just let it happen. 428 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:04,335 Sometimes we have to embrace the hard truths about ourselves, 429 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,964 whether it's what we really wanna do on a big night out 430 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:12,641 or realizing that you're never as strong alone as you are together. 431 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,537 I can't believe we found them. 432 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,707 I can't believe they came. 433 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,477 ...three straps! 434 00:20:19,305 --> 00:21:19,644 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP