1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,335 Dr. D, I can't believe you're actually leaving us. 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:07,203 You were, like, the greatest teacher ever. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,673 Oh, Lucy. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:13,645 But you'll always carry a piece of me with you. I'll be here and I'll be here. 5 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:15,472 My stomach? 6 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,951 Well, I would have touched your heart, but I did that to another female student 7 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:22,614 and it resulted in me having to watch a four-hour video called Boundaries. 8 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,680 So, teacher evaluations are due, 9 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:28,558 and I am going to use gold stars and pony stickers for yours. 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,360 Lucy, that's sweet, but I don't care 11 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,194 about those silly evaluations. 12 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,496 Yes. Lucy's in the bag. 13 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,530 But while I went out of my way to connect with these kids, 14 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,800 Dr. Cox had a different approach. 15 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,932 All right, then, you gaggle of mini-murderers, 16 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,944 I'm going to make these evaluations very easy for you. 17 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:48,675 Here are some adjectives that describe my teaching style. 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,878 "Abusive," "humiliating," "tyrannical" and "buttery." 19 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:54,819 Why "buttery"? Because I don't care what you write. 20 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:59,052 Moving on. It is time for your final practical exam of the quarter, 21 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,652 learning how to draw blood from an actual human being. 22 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,288 Sadly, most of you will pass, 23 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:08,162 but there are one or two of you out there who will botch this miserably, 24 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:11,170 proving once and for all that you don't belong here. 25 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:16,198 And, my God, it's like it's Christmas Eve 26 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:20,770 and one of you is just a big box of failure waiting to be unwrapped. 27 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:24,841 I want to open you, I want to open you so bad, but no, 28 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:30,285 I'm gonna wait, because the waiting makes it so much sweeter. 29 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,091 I'll see you tomorrow. 30 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:40,226 "Your stupidity is so intense it's burning me in the face." 31 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:44,134 Oh, Dr. Cox is on a tear today. I bet you five bucks this kid cries. 32 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,262 No, he's not a crier. 33 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:47,603 He's the kind of guy who eats to make the sad go away. 34 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:52,270 Is it wrong that so much of what bonds us is sex and other people's pain? 35 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,705 Don't forget our hatred of art. 36 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:56,874 Yeah, art's the worst. Here he comes. 37 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:04,318 I win. But I actually cheated. I had inside info. 38 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,016 I slept with that dude during my fatty phase. 39 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:15,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 40 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,808 Powerful stuff, huh? 41 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:35,244 Six weeks ago, I wrote one word on the board. 42 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:38,486 "Medicine." So, what's the definition? 43 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:43,322 Well, if you believe the silly dictionary, it says that it's 44 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:46,821 "the science of health maintenance and the prevention of disease." 45 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:50,427 Snore. I think we're all dictionaries. 46 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:57,298 We all edit the user-generated encyclopedias of our hearts. 47 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:11,082 Those balloons were supposed to fall at the end of my speech. 48 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:14,560 Okay. In front of you are teacher evaluations. 49 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,159 Be honest. 50 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:20,428 I'm trying to mold your minds, not win some sort of popularity contest. 51 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:23,299 Sweet! Coupon for two dollars off fro-yo. 52 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:27,634 Yeah, and tell them Dr. D sent you. You'll get a little extra whip. 53 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,701 Great last class, buddy. 54 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,302 It's your last day. What do you want to do? 55 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,314 I don't know, Turk. I've left so many times, 56 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,442 I've come back so many times. Even I'm confused. 57 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:41,817 I think we should just sit this one out, old friend. 58 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,947 - I'm gonna need a minute. - Turk, no. 59 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:50,326 - Hey, Luce, guess what I see? - Don't say it. 60 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:54,561 - "I see dead people." - Yep. Fifteenth time's the charm. 61 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,234 Hey, Dr. Cox. I was just practicing for your exam. 62 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,203 Taking blood is so easy. 63 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,335 Dynamite work. But here's the thing there. 64 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,369 You're going to have to do this on a person who still has blood 65 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:11,144 and can feel pain, not like this lump of flesh. 66 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:15,144 - Did you just flick that cadaver's ear? - Yes. 67 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,487 I come down here to both increase my hand strength and relax. 68 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:21,618 Some people go on retreats. I flick the dead. 69 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:23,254 Huh. 70 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,059 That is so awesome. 71 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,565 The teacher evaluations were in. 72 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,365 Okay, what's it say, Turk? I can't look! 73 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,606 - Dude, you're number one. - Yes! That's the part I wanted. 74 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:37,439 This reminds me of when I was in my theater camp's production of Oliver! 75 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:41,743 I still remember my one line. "No, thank you. I don't like soup." 76 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,446 Hmm. 77 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:46,213 Hey, Perry, don't you want to see where you're ranked? 78 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,447 I'm quite sure I'm last. I could not care less. 79 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,682 Don't feel bad, Perry. 80 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:52,987 Maybe you could go find some solace in one of your gym workouts. 81 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,220 Maybe. 82 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,756 Ow! 83 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:59,653 I don't know how, but that knocked the wind out of me. 84 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,273 "Mesmerizing," "Hilarious," 85 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,718 "If you only take one class this year, make it Dr. D's. 86 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:23,779 "It's the nonstop thrill-ride of the quarter." 87 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:28,252 You know, Perry, you might want to watch a video called Boundaries, 88 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,592 especially the section on roughhousing. 89 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,063 Suck it up, Mary Lou. 90 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:36,558 You cannot get under my skin today. Not with reviews like these. 91 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:42,873 Wow. Wrong. Really wrong. And what is this? 92 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,335 - What is what? - "Needy," "Desperate," 93 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:49,871 "Light on medical knowledge, heavy on Broadway trivia." 94 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,117 He wrote that I don't care about teaching 95 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,381 and I just want people to like me. I'm a fool. 96 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,425 I know. It's beautiful. 97 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,428 God, I wish these things weren't anonymous. 98 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:05,431 I'd like to take this student out and buy him a steak. 99 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,592 He nailed it. All the best. 100 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,334 - Turk, am I needy? - No. 101 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,362 Tell me a hundred times. 102 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,009 Thanks for letting me practice on you, Dr. D. 103 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,410 I don't know why I'm having such a hard time with this procedure. 104 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:24,007 How could anybody hate me? I'm literally bleeding for you guys. 105 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,951 That's a muscle. Aim for the blue lines. 106 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:29,682 Sorry. I don't know why I can't get this. 107 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,553 I used to have a problem with the same thing, 108 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,788 but then I realized you just gotta pretend the needle's your friend. 109 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,761 Be careful, though. I told that to a med student once 110 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,388 and he became a heroin addict. 111 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,558 But just pretend the needle's your buddy 112 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,795 and you two are doing something you love to do. 113 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,302 Like roller skating? 114 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:47,670 I would have said ice dancing, but to each their own. 115 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,402 Here goes nothing. 116 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,642 I did it! 117 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,507 Dr. D, thanks for always helping me through the tough stuff. 118 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,608 It's okay. Maybe you should practice on, 119 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:01,984 like, a student partner or something. Preferably someone who can't feel pain. 120 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,318 Like the Incredible Hulk. 121 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,450 The Hulk can feel pain, Turk. Also, lasers hurt him. 122 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:07,823 Hmm. 123 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,987 Dude, I hope you paged me 'cause you came to your senses 124 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,122 and realized that we need to do one last eagle. 125 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,134 - Eagles are played out, Turk. - How dare you? 126 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,665 You and I are gonna find the kid that torched me. 127 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:21,503 You said you wanted to do something this last week. This is gonna be fun. 128 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:25,601 We'll be like the interracial Hardy Boys. 129 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:34,052 Look. A clue! A piece of Old Man Peterson's overalls. 130 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,551 That means he's the Phantom of CAT Scan Island. 131 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,991 Dad's gonna be so proud of us, black adopted brother. 132 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:46,220 All right, I'm in, but you're buying me a magnifying glass. 133 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,730 - I got you a present. - What is it? 134 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,360 I don't know. It came out of the guy in Room 12. 135 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,201 That's sweet. Oh. Still warm. 136 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:57,038 - Oh, God. Here's Sunny. - Who's Sunny? 137 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,237 Sunny is a wicker basket of adorable kittens 138 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:02,213 sliding down a shimmering rainbow. Head for the hills. 139 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,306 Hi, guys! 140 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:05,340 It's too late. If she talks to me, shoot me. 141 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:10,048 Denise, is this Drew? You said he was handsome, but wow! 142 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,414 What's happening? 143 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:14,290 I can't believe Denise found that special someone. 144 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,558 When I first met her, I thought, "This woman is probably going to die alone," 145 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,259 but here she is, and here you are, and here I am asking you guys 146 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,358 if you'd like to go on a double date with me and Keyshawn. 147 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,062 - I guess. - Yes! 148 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,632 - We're not doing that. - Of course not. 149 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,073 I was gonna say yes, then call her at the last minute, 150 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,873 tell her I'm sick, then change my cell phone number. 151 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,403 Yeah, I owe her that. She is my closest female friend. 152 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,574 Hmm. 153 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:41,644 Cole, will you please be my blood buddy for Dr. Cox's exam? 154 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:45,623 Mmm. Sorry, baby. No can do. Doc says I got tiny baby veins. 155 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:49,457 Something to do with my moms eating blowfish in the third tri-mo. 156 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:53,329 Besides, I've seen you take blood before, and you suck at it. 157 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,899 Somebody help me! I have a family! 158 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:03,507 He's dealt with worse. He came to this country on a boat made of tires. 159 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:10,375 Okay, I guess I am gonna have to break out the big guns. 160 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,547 No blood, no sex. 161 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,255 Turk and I were hard at work, 162 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,591 trying to solve The Mystery of the Feelings Hurter. 163 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:25,256 Now, do you see how the "R's" in this evaluation form 164 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,495 are the same as in this test from three months ago? 165 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:32,163 - Dude, I totally see it. - Hello, Barry Friedman. 166 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,697 Hacking into the med school files right now. 167 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,038 - You can hack? - No, I have a password. 168 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,510 It just sounded cooler. We're in. 169 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,437 Tell me a story, Turk. 170 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,914 Barry Friedman. Lives in the east dorms. 171 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,386 Okay. Buckle up, Bar. We're coming for you. 172 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,051 Which way is east? 173 00:09:54,860 --> 00:10:00,355 - Hey! So, what's the plan for tonight? - Drew doesn't want to go. 174 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:04,503 - Bummer. Rain check? - Yeah, definitely. 175 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,662 - Yes! Look forward to it. - No. Not happening. 176 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,540 Oh. 177 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:13,807 How beautifully ironic that the queen of sensible slacks 178 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:16,576 is not even wearing the pants in her very own relationship. 179 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,107 - What are you talking about? - Now, I saw how fast Drew 180 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,551 put the kibosh on that double-dating idea. 181 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:25,614 Missy, you realize you're shoulder-deep in that inevitable turf war 182 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,286 that defines modern coupledom, and psst... 183 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,621 He is winning. 184 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:37,062 And make no mistake about it. Early victories are huge. 185 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,333 In our first month dating, Jordan made me give up tomatoes, 186 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,171 speaking to my mother and my ponytail. 187 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,271 Honest to God, I can still feel it some mornings. 188 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,143 That's not the way it is with Drew and me. 189 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,272 I see your point. 190 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,546 Because you are so very different from every other couple 191 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,452 in the history of doomed relationships. 192 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,654 Note to self. They're different. 193 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:05,294 I think this is Barry Friedman's room. Twenty-three, right? 194 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,390 Turk, I can see the number "23" from here. 195 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,401 We don't need that stupid magnifying glass. 196 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:12,199 Damn, why didn't I get one of those for me? 197 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,696 You've gotta be careful when you're working a mystery. 198 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,177 - Dr. Kelso? - Well, well. 199 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:30,285 Well, come in or shut the door. You're letting all the funk out. 200 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,521 Because you might not like what you find. 201 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,119 Hey, I know you were thinking of Chinese food tonight, 202 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,754 but I want to do Italian. 203 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,287 - Okay. - Great. 204 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,929 Perfect. 205 00:11:56,148 --> 00:12:00,244 Especially if what you discover is that you're still totally lost. 206 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,046 Come on, girl, do it. Make me bleed! 207 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,649 I can't do it. I'm never gonna be able to do it. 208 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,454 There's my big box of failure. 209 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,395 Oh, Santa, you got my letters, you fat bastard. 210 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,567 Crap. 211 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:33,584 - Dr. Kelso, why are you here? - This is my sex pad. 212 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,483 And what have you done with Barry Friedman? 213 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,320 He dropped out of med school two weeks after it started. 214 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,418 I've been using his dorm room as my love nest. 215 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:46,725 I can't get with a gal in the same bed I shared with Enid. 216 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,164 Gives me the softies. 217 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:52,735 - That's disgusting. - Oh, I threw up in my mouth a little. 218 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,734 - Well, looks like we hit a dead end. - Dear God, Newbie. 219 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,937 Don't tell me you're still looking for the visionary 220 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,071 - who gave you the bad review. - Yes, I am. 221 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,547 I know you don't give a damn about what students think, 222 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,107 but I want them to remember me as someone who was nurturing. 223 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,414 So, let me get this straight. 224 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,581 You're going to find this kid, then what? 225 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,684 - I'm gonna change his mind. - Excellent use of your time. 226 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,155 Forget him. Turk, gather all the students 227 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,825 - in the lecture hall. - All of them? 228 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,027 Just lure them there with something young people like, 229 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,730 like pizza or Rob Schneider. 230 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,833 - So, pizza? - Sure. 231 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:28,999 Okay. 232 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:33,406 Dr. D, I really need you to be my blood buddy for the exam. 233 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,845 Lucy, I'm glad that I make you feel comfortable, but... 234 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,678 If you could just help me get through this one, 235 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,684 I know next time I can do it on my own. 236 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,913 It's just that I'm working a case right now, 237 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,720 and I'm this close to cracking this mother wide open. 238 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:49,961 Okay, I know Dr. D can't resist my puppy-dog look. 239 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,863 Crap, she's puppy-dogging me. Be strong. 240 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:58,093 I'll do whatever it is that you want me to do. 241 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,502 Thank you. 242 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,709 We're going to dinner with Sunny and Keyshawn. 243 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:09,145 - I thought you didn't want to go. - Well, now I do. Wear your black shirt, 244 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,709 and dial the hair gel back. You're not doing the weather on Channel 7. 245 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:19,257 So who gave Dr. Dorian a negative review? 246 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,260 Many of you had motives. 247 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,422 Mary. There was the unfortunate incident 248 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:28,399 where I called you Mark for the first part of the quarter. 249 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:33,030 But now I'm a major supporter of your softball team, so we worked that out. 250 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,633 Jeremy. Of course I suspected you. 251 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,775 You take a little too long to laugh at my jokes, 252 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,781 but I forgot to account for your interpreter. 253 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,308 I apologize for not giving you a proper "hearing." 254 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,950 Thank you, Jeremy. 255 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:54,752 Dr. Turk and I are going to keep you in here all day 256 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,789 until whomever gave me the negative review steps forward. 257 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:03,167 Who amongst you has the courage to step forward and say, 258 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,500 "Hey! I am the coward!" 259 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,097 Dear Lord, Newbie. 260 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,007 It was me. 261 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,206 Perry? 262 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,152 Why would you do that to me? 263 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,714 'Cause, as always, pushing your buttons amuses me, 264 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,091 and I know you don't think I have anything left to teach you, 265 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:33,462 but maybe I wanted you to see just how ridiculous you truly are, 266 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,831 constantly chasing their approval. 267 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,995 Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Dorian, I just wanted to make sure 268 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,834 you were still going to be my blood buddy. 269 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,396 I'll be there. 270 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,334 - What? - You can't even help yourself, can you? 271 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,773 Dorian, in order for these kids to really learn, 272 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,578 sooner or later you gotta let go of their hands. 273 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,178 So, I'm supposed to be like you and just rule by fear? 274 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,183 Perry, they hate you. 275 00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,749 Yes, they do, and sure, I could be a little bit kinder, 276 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,654 but that's not going to happen, and here's why. 277 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,563 We're creating doctors, not kindergartners. 278 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,467 - They need me. - Do they? 279 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:12,532 Because I don't ever remember holding your smooth little doll hand, 280 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,870 and you turned out to be not too horrible a doctor. 281 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,510 So I'm here for our ridiculous couples' date. 282 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,713 - Where are they? - They're at the bar. 283 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,415 I told them they couldn't sit with us. 284 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,251 Okay, let's sneak out the back and go play air hockey. 285 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:38,127 - Why did you make me come here? - So I could win, which I did. 286 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,259 Look, I had to do something. You were trying to make a power play. 287 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,360 No. I just didn't want to go on some stupid double date. 288 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,064 So far this has just been a hook-up thing. 289 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,666 Why are you acting like we're in some big, serious relationship? 290 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,733 I mean, don't get me wrong, not that I'm against it. 291 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,541 Normally, by now I would have sabotaged this by, I don't know, 292 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,174 getting hammered at Thanksgiving and making out with one of your aunts, 293 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,276 and I haven't done that, and I think that's good. 294 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,310 I feel like I'm growing. 295 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:06,151 You know what? I'm into it if you are. 296 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,453 Do you want to talk about us being in a relationship? 297 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,528 I have news for you. We're in a relationship. 298 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,557 - What? - Yeah, I decided, like, a month ago. 299 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:17,796 I didn't tell you? 300 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,876 Damn it. I actually like you. 301 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:34,046 - You stole from me? - "Going to steal." Big difference. 302 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,249 Come on, Dr. D. Where are you? 303 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,118 Done. 304 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:44,457 That vein didn't stand a chance. I owned that bitch. 305 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:49,126 As much as it pains me to admit it, that "bitch" is indeed yours. Well done. 306 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,095 - Jingle Bells, you're next. - Great. Yes. 307 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:57,669 Let me just pop up front 308 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:02,271 - and I will take some blood. - What are you doing? 309 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:07,217 Stalling until Dr. Dorian gets here. He's on his way, 310 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:13,315 and when he gets here, I am going to drain his main vein. 311 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,462 You have five minutes. 312 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,891 - So we are in a relationship? - Yeah. 313 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,562 Are there any other decisions that you made that I need to know about? 314 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,764 - I mean, are we exclusive? - You are. 315 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,104 But don't worry, we'll go over all the rules later. 316 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,737 Hey, guys. This is Keyshawn. 317 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,142 - He's da bomb. - That's great. 318 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:39,116 You order drinks, I'm gonna go hit the head. 319 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:45,186 - What should we order for her? - Yeah, she's not coming back. 320 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,989 No problem. It just means more Drew time. 321 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,456 Being there for someone is never easy. 322 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,656 You don't want to let down the people you care about. 323 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:59,936 - Time's up. Do it now or fail. - But I don't have a partner. 324 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,706 Yeah, you do. 325 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,640 - Just remember, you're terrified of me. - I am. 326 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,510 Go ahead. 327 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,612 But sometimes, being there for someone 328 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,884 means not being there at all. 329 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,418 The needle is my friend. The needle is my friend. 330 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:43,713 - I did it. I actually did it. - You most certainly did. 331 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,181 And the good news is that med school gets a lot easier after this. 332 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,652 - Really? - No. 333 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:50,813 No. 334 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,586 Hey. Thanks a lot for not showing up. 335 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:59,558 By the way, I did it all on my own and I didn't need you after all. 336 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,498 That's good, isn't it? 337 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:05,962 Lucy? 338 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,538 Good luck. 339 00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:15,044 Well, this is it. I can't believe you. 340 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,173 I can't believe you don't want to do one last eagle. 341 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,083 This could be our last eagle before our next last eagle. 342 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,018 Turk, gather the students. 343 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,352 All right, but they're not gonna fall for Rob Schneider again. 344 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,483 Then pull out the big guns. Tell them it's the cast of Twilight. 345 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,086 - Kids love sexy vampires. - I'm on it. 346 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,461 Cast of Twilight is in the quad! 347 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:35,364 - Come on! - Cast of Twilight is in the quad. 348 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,831 - J.D., are we really doing this? - Yes, Turk. 349 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:43,239 It's time to finally realize the dream. Super Eagle! 350 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,273 Super Eagle! 351 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:51,007 - Look who it is. - Oh, dear God. 352 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,713 Now, that is ridiculous. What is it? 353 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:59,090 That is my prescription fiber drink with rum. 354 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,416 I love that. 355 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,423 Hey, you got any of those wiener pills? 356 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:07,259 Who do you think you're talking to, son? 357 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,698 I'll give you one for 10 bucks. 358 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,196 - Got change for a $20? - Nope. 359 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:14,068 We'll drop a couple of these bad boys 360 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,132 and go trolling for ladies at the airport bar. 361 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:22,637 - Will you be my grandpa? - Why, sure, little man. Sure. 362 00:21:23,305 --> 00:22:23,199 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP