1 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:08,032 Man, I never noticed what a beautiful smile you have. 2 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:09,598 - Thank you. - That's probably just 'cause 3 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,509 I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are. 4 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:16,072 Okay, this is why I don't like you talking during foreplay. 5 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,947 I didn't know we were about to get nasty. 6 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:21,112 Why do you think none of my horses are watching? 7 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:24,285 I truly dig how nuts you are. 8 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,522 Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,687 to do those endocrine system slides for our study group? 10 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,788 - What's wrong with yours? - It's super-slow right now 11 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:34,299 'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode. 12 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:37,792 Man, those old chicks are insane. All right, there was this one episode... 13 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:40,863 While I was pretending to listen, I thought about how 14 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:43,307 everyone at the hospital seems to be coupling up. 15 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,469 There was Drew and Denise. 16 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,706 They were still in their puppy-love stage. 17 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:49,214 Drew, if I wanted to be with a girl, I could. 18 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:50,910 Save all the emotional crap for your diary. 19 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,817 Then there was our dysfunctional mom and dad. 20 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:55,787 - How you holding up? - Fine. 21 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,380 - You? - All good. 22 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,115 There's no way in hell you're beating me at Hands on a Coma Patient. 23 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,924 - So, take your hands off. Quit. - I don't quit. 24 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:04,657 I don't quit more. 25 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:08,425 Oh, no, it's his grandson. 26 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:16,769 - What are you doing to my grandpa? - Nice try. That's Dr. Etten's kid. 27 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:20,878 Hey, you. Next time try dialing down the acting a notch. Less is more. 28 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,850 Go on. Get out of here. Fake grandson? That is some weak sauce. 29 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:27,819 Let me show you how the big boys play. Todd. 30 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:34,126 - What the hell, Todd? - Well, I had no choice. 31 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,094 He found a picture of Adult Braces Todd. 32 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:39,189 I can't let that get out there. Rock-and-a-hard-place-five. 33 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:42,099 And the winning streak continues! Yes, sir! 34 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,263 Thank you for your help, Mr. Sawyer. 35 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:47,102 As a token of my appreciation, I'm gonna come back later 36 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,664 and smother you with a pillow. 37 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:50,569 Listen up, losers. 38 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,068 I'm tired of repeating the same procedure to you guys over and over. 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,083 I want two sugars, one cream, and only a splash, 40 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:01,281 and I mean a splash, of hazelnut, okay? Now get out of here. 41 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:05,649 You are a wonderful teacher. 42 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,091 - I'm getting better, right? - Mmm-hmm. 43 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,424 Sorry we's late. 44 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:11,453 Well, not we. We are not a we. 45 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,932 I mean, I know, yes, we're both late, but we're not, like, 46 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,300 coming from the same place or anything, right, Cole? 47 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:19,530 I'm gonna go crush a scone. 48 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,499 She told me you two were sleeping together. 49 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,476 Denise, that was girl talk. 50 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,537 You have broken a sacred bond between sisters. 51 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:31,174 Oh, no. Now I'm not gonna get to wear the Traveling Pants this week. 52 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,514 Look, I know that you've got 53 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:36,921 daddy-slash-food-slash-body-slash- confidence-slash-horse issues, 54 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:38,818 but Cole? Really? 55 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:42,653 He's only a booty call. I just... I can't stop. 56 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,223 It's like having a scab you know you're not supposed to pick at, 57 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,564 but you just can't help it, 'cause you have to know 58 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:51,229 what's under that pus-y, filled mess. 59 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,432 Call me crazy, but I think you kids might just make it. 60 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:54,497 You think? 61 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,803 - No. - No. 62 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:58,908 - That was fun. - Torturing her? 63 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:02,506 Yeah. We should do more things like that, you know, as a couple. 64 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,219 Yeah, this makes sense. 65 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:12,057 I know I do not see you in my cart. 66 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:14,582 Oh, your cart was in the way, so she was just gonna move it for you. 67 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:17,824 You can't just touch a man's work equipment all willy-nilly. 68 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,695 Do you see me trying to perform a tracheotomy 69 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:22,599 just because I did security for the TV show ER? 70 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,729 He and Eriq La Salle still go to the same church. 71 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,672 You know, the last guy who mouthed off to me 72 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,504 has to permanently sit down when he urinates. 73 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,976 Joke's on you. I do that already. 74 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:36,106 Bottom line, touch the cart again and you're going down. 75 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,079 Don't know who she thinks she is. It's the Captain's cart. 76 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:43,577 - This could be fun. - Yeah. I'm happy for us. 77 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,451 Now then, students, our next patient is suffering 78 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:51,486 from a horrible disease known as Being-Dr. -Cox's-Bitch-itis. 79 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,626 You may ask yourself, how does one catch such a disease? 80 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:59,863 Well, you do so by losing a bet again and again and again and again. 81 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,533 And again and again, 82 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:05,203 until eventually the disease renders you helpless 83 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,679 to say only the following phrase. 84 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,413 Dr. Coxy's hella foxy. 85 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,254 When I play, I play for keeps. Bank on it. 86 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,056 Our presentation is at 7:00 a.m. 87 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,121 Cole's supposed to do all the slides. Lucy, where the hell is he? 88 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:26,927 Why are you asking me? 89 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,901 Maybe he's napping, maybe he's training to be a pastry chef. 90 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,597 I don't know what his dreams are, Drew. 91 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,299 This is why I skipped junior high. 92 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,330 I'm sick of Cole. He's always running late. 93 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,105 And I'm tired of him asking me to hook him up with Russell Crowe. 94 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,237 Yeah, and he's always making light of my family 95 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,713 for coming to this country on a boat. 96 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,376 Trang, your dad owns, like, eight Hometown Buffets. Get over it. 97 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:49,184 - What up, nerds? - Cole, did you bring the slides? 98 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,419 Oh, snap. No, no. Look. 99 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,584 I was just about to start, then my boy Boots called 100 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:58,120 and he was all like, "Yo, Cole, it's Boots. Let's go to SeaWorld." 101 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,792 Dudes, I got to swim with a walrus! 102 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,636 You know what, Cole? That's it. You're out of study group. 103 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:10,131 What? Hey, are they actually pissed about this? 104 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,074 Whoa! 105 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:22,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 106 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,561 Even though Cole had been kicked out of the study group, 107 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,393 he seemed to be doing okay. 108 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:35,458 Too much work. And I might have to study on the weekend. 109 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,729 That ain't right. 110 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,432 Hey, ballpark peanuts? You know something I don't know? 111 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,068 I know a minimum of nine million things you don't know. 112 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,476 Number 63, Art's back. 113 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,340 - Who's Art? - Who's Art? 114 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:51,040 This is Art. 115 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,285 Hiya. 116 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:58,449 Art's been slinging peanuts at the ballpark for 40 years. 117 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:02,222 He is a concessionary legend. You should all bow down. 118 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,854 I'm serious. Bow down. Now get out. 119 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:08,763 All right, who wants a key to a golf cart? 120 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,962 It's right out front. All juiced up, ready to go. 121 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,027 You can travel in style, 122 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,062 like an old couple cruising the sad folks' home. 123 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,905 - Hey, how many keys did you make? - Mmm, just a couple. 124 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:20,709 Oh, nice. How did they not see us stealing their cart? 125 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:25,815 Frank, that cloud look like a cupcake. And that one look like a chilidog. 126 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,480 Man, I hate being on a diet. 127 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,951 Look at that one. It looks like a turkey leg. 128 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:34,118 - Oh, a big turkey leg. - And a pie. A lemon pie. 129 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,855 Lemon meringue pie. 130 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:38,624 I will take a key, thank you very much. 131 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,962 I would never willingly give you anything 132 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,662 that was not some sort of fatal virus. 133 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:50,138 Whoa! Did you see that? 134 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:53,378 I'm starting to get a vibe that Drew doesn't like me or something. 135 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,847 Oh, no. That's how friends make jokes. 136 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,715 No, trust me, I'm great at reading people. 137 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:01,514 Hey, that's why you gotta ask him about letting me back in the study group. 138 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,614 Or we could let him come to us. 139 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:08,286 Then we'll be in a position of power. You know, like, "Your move, Drew." 140 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:11,125 No, come on, please. He listens to you. 141 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,793 Hey, you're smart and nice and you smell like the beach. 142 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:17,160 - Okay, I'll do it. - Yeah, and not like the kind of beach 143 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,366 with dead fish and homeless dudes camping and that weird foamy stuff... 144 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,306 - Yeah, I got it. - Yeah. 145 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:29,370 Look at you guys. Chief of Medicine, Chief of Surgery. 146 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:32,610 It must be nice to have risen up with each other, huh? 147 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:34,745 To work with someone that's got your back. 148 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,755 - There's not that much of that. - Well, we get awfully busy 149 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,689 with some of the doctoring around here. 150 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:39,816 I tell you what there, Art. 151 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,657 Before we do take a look at that shoulder, 152 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,925 we've been having just a ton of good, clean fun 153 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:50,334 with one thing in particular. Dr. Turk, do you have anything to add? 154 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:54,638 I don't think it's particularly appropriate to discuss this in front of a patient. 155 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,403 Approprio maximus. 156 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,214 Dr. Coxy's hella foxy. 157 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,214 I so am! 158 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:15,421 I bought a candle to set the mood. Work with me, it's all they had. 159 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:21,099 Hey. What did Drew say about me rejoining the study group? 160 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,124 - He said no. - Really? 161 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,466 Hey, did you remind him I'm one-eighteenth American Indian? 162 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,837 - Are you? - I don't know, 163 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:31,605 but I always tell people that. Makes the white man feel guilty. 164 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:34,272 Damn, this sucks. I'm dying on my own. 165 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:35,871 Yeah, and I'm sad for you, 166 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,849 but we don't want to let this candle go to waste. 167 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,943 Oh, babe, I'm not in the mood. 168 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,885 A trick candle? I mean, who finds these funny? 169 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:52,864 Do it again. Do it. Yeah. 170 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:00,367 Once we get the CT back on Arthur's rotator cuff, 171 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,704 it's gonna show the best way for me to handle it is surgically. 172 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,210 You would say that, you slice-happy knife jockey. 173 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,041 Here's actually what's going to happen. 174 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,741 We're going to heal him through medication and PT. 175 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,046 Right, physical therapy. The miracle of stretching. 176 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,780 It sure beats cutting Arthur open like he's a pig at a luau. 177 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:18,756 - Why do you always have to be right? - I don't have to. I just am. 178 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,053 Let's handle this like men. 179 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,560 First one to Winston Hall gets to decide how we treat him. 180 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:25,723 You're on. And go. 181 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,200 Oh, yeah! 182 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,198 There she is. 183 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,570 You stole our cart. 184 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,479 Now come correct about what you've done. 185 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,744 Don't make me bring the thunder. 186 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,218 'Cause once it's been brought, it cannot be unbrought. 187 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,983 Do you think maybe your cart wasn't stolen? Maybe it just left on its own? 188 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:52,650 What in the name of Larry Holmes are you talking about? 189 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,718 We've seen the way you treat that cart. There are patterns of abuse there. 190 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:59,197 - Yeah, I mean, the kicking, the insults. - Skipping maintenance checks. 191 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,960 Don't forget where your bread's buttered, Frank. 192 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,831 Clearly, the cart is reacting to an injustice, 193 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,597 trying to correct an imbalance in the universe. 194 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,696 - Cart-ma. - That's the stupidest thing 195 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,730 - I've ever heard. - Is it? 196 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:11,768 What the hell? 197 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,212 You know, the "check engine" light's been on since May. 198 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,814 Just saying. 199 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,378 Whoo! 200 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:29,727 Heads up, geezers! Oh, for God's sake! 201 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,992 - I'm gonna win! - Oh, no, no, no! 202 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,560 No! No! No! 203 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,703 You know, it's almost gotten to the point 204 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,263 where I don't enjoy beating you anymore. 205 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,174 That's not true. I love it. Right, fellas? 206 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:50,037 Hey, guys, what's up? You out here scoping the ladies? 207 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:54,382 I hear Rebecca B. Has sex with multiple partners. What? 208 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,721 - That's how guys talk, right? - Not at all. 209 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,885 Actually, we were just talking about how you told Cole 210 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,690 that I said he couldn't get back into study group, 211 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,890 but you never asked me that. 212 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:07,723 - I didn't? - Nope. 213 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:11,703 And since the only thing I hate more than entitled little pukes 214 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:14,706 who don't pull their own weight is when people put words in my mouth, 215 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:18,335 - Cole, you're back in study group. - Hells yeah, the boys are back. 216 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,571 Mmm. 217 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,874 By punishing her, I punish myself. Such is life. 218 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,980 What the hell, Luce? 219 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,612 Sometimes there are no words. 220 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,484 We quietly do what we can. 221 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:39,230 And hopefully no one comes along and says what we don't want to hear. 222 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,391 Whoa. 223 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,161 - Whose tumor is that? - Art's. 224 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,097 - That sucks. - Yeah. 225 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:56,439 - How're you holding up, Art? - I've been better. 226 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,916 Dr. Cox tells me there's a surgical option. 227 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,120 I'm interested in that. 228 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:09,418 Okay. Okay, just give me a second to talk to Dr. Cox, all right? 229 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,996 What are you doing? This surgery is risky for a patient 230 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,795 half Arthur's age, and healthier. 231 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,598 Listen to me. This could buy him some time. 232 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:20,969 If we don't do it, he's dead in six months. It's worth a shot. 233 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:24,498 It's too risky. I'm right, you're wrong, and I'm not doing it. 234 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:28,070 No. I'm right and you're wrong, and you damn sure are doing it 235 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,514 - because I am your boss. - You're pulling rank on me? 236 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:35,145 - I am. Now, if you would please say it. - No, I'm too pissed off! 237 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:39,323 - Those aren't the rules. - Dr. Coxy's hella foxy. 238 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,824 Good effort. Do well in surgery. 239 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:48,767 Okay, hopefully all that stuff with Cole and Drew has just blown over 240 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,065 and we can all get back to normal. 241 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,264 Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. 242 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,501 If you want to be in this study group, you gotta show up on time, 243 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,102 'cause you're letting us all down. Right, Drew? 244 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,737 Dude, I'm just trying to learn about mucus. 245 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,908 Can we finally talk about the fact that you and Cole are sleeping together? 246 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,941 Thank you, T-Bone, I would love to talk about that. 247 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:10,114 No, "T-Bone," I don't think study group is the proper place 248 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,147 to be discussing who slept with who. 249 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,024 Trang slept with me. Never called me back. 250 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,518 Stuff came up. 251 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,861 Crazy idea. How about we just study in study group? 252 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,196 No can do. I gotta take a walk to clear my head, 253 00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:26,796 maybe grab a Fruit Roll-Up, I don't even know right now. 254 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:30,070 Drew, why would you tell everyone about me and Cole? 255 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,770 There has never been anything in the entire world 256 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,802 I care less about, except maybe this moment. 257 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,575 - And American Idol. - Cole told us. 258 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,206 He's been bragging about it for a month. 259 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,878 - What? - We are never going to learn anything 260 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,879 about medicine. 261 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,258 You okay? I just got your message. 262 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,453 I'm fine. 263 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,620 You said you were attacked. 264 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,358 Oh, yeah. That was a lie. Look at these two. 265 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,196 They're totally falling apart, turning on each other. 266 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,826 Okay, I think it's time to wrap this operation up. 267 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,736 I need you to go find out who has the cart. 268 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,202 - You said you were stabbed. - How come you never get my jokes? 269 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:07,508 - Now go. Chop-chop. - You said you were stabbed. 270 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,244 We're losing him. Art, hang in there, buddy. 271 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:15,742 Start the neosynephrine drip. Somebody call Cardiology. 272 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:27,056 Don't say anything. Please. 273 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,959 I don't think I have to. You'll beat yourself up. 274 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,278 Damn, girl, you can't just jump in front of golf carts. 275 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:48,309 - That's how gardeners die. - Why are you such an ass? 276 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,879 You think it's so cool just to brag to everybody 277 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,154 about how you slept with me? Do you know how embarrassing that is? 278 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,957 Oh, you know what's embarrassing? That you're ashamed to be with me. 279 00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:00,454 Maybe I am. Cole, you call my butt nicknames in public. 280 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:04,162 - What are you talking about? - Boomtown, Lenny and the Fart Zone. 281 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,171 Plus, you abbreviate everything. 282 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,730 Newsflash, PB&J is already abbreviated. 283 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,469 You don't need to call it Peebers and Jazz. 284 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:11,908 Oh, like you're so great? 285 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,674 Okay, you're wishy-washy, you're obsessed with horses, 286 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,045 and there's that weird role-play where you make me pretend I'm black. 287 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,312 Is this coming from Cole or Deshaun? 288 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:22,912 Both. Look, I know what people think of me, 289 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:27,687 and I know I act like an ass sometimes, but I thought you saw through that. 290 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:31,025 Okay? And I didn't brag about sleeping with you to seem cool. 291 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,031 I did it because I'm proud that a girl like you 292 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,693 would want to be with someone like me. 293 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:37,995 Boom! 294 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,504 Out of here. 295 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,502 Yeah, you're done. 296 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,877 - Haven't found your cart yet, huh? - Nope. 297 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,540 The school assigned us scooters. 298 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,845 I don't have the core muscles to ride that bitch. 299 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:55,843 Well, maybe if you just apologize to the cart, it'll come back. 300 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,981 I'm not apologizing to no cart. 301 00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:01,959 What would it hurt, Captain? The truth is out there. 302 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,455 Fine, Frank. I'll apologize. 303 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:11,867 I'm sorry, cart. I'm sorry I scuff you up, I'm sorry I take you for granted, 304 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,896 but if you come back, I promise I'll treat you better. 305 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,435 Happy? 306 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:25,578 Hallelujah! I'm gonna take these. 307 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,582 I feel a lot closer to you. 308 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:33,921 Me, too, but I need to keep this messing-with-people vibe going, so... 309 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,125 Hey, annoying girl. My fault. Too general. 310 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:42,693 Blondie. Girl blondie. Why do you look so sad? 311 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,063 - It's this thing with me and Cole. - Don't tell me, tell Drew. 312 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,970 - He's a great listener. - Why? 313 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,338 If you saw your face, you'd understand. 314 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,737 Have fun. 315 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,938 Drew, I'm really sorry I lied about the study group. 316 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,914 It's just this thing with Cole is messing with my head. 317 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,146 I know he's a tool, but then how come I feel so horrible? 318 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,153 Because you're a needy, sad, crazy person 319 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,779 who constantly makes bad decisions? 320 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,586 Just my first thought. I'm still working out the rest. 321 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,856 Lucy, can I ask you a few questions about your douchey boyfriend? 322 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,295 Does he ever say sweet stuff to you? 323 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:17,233 Man, I never noticed what a beautiful smile you have. 324 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,297 - Yeah, kind of. - And when you guys hang out, is it fun? 325 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,705 Does he make you laugh? 326 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,470 Maybe. 327 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,971 Think about Cole right now. How does it make you feel? 328 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,750 - You're smiling. - Oh, crap. 329 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,921 - I like him. - Yes, you do. You like him. 330 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:42,916 - You like him, you crazy white girl. - But it's Cole. 331 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:48,228 And as sad as that may be for you, this hospital is so brutal 332 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,464 that if you actually find someone that can help you get through it, 333 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,027 you're lucky. 334 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:57,604 Because here, everyone needs someone to watch their back. 335 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,171 Right, Dr. Turk? 336 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,943 - Absolutely. - Right. 337 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,644 - I don't like Cole. - Yes, you do. 338 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,710 - Damn it. - I feel for you. 339 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:21,794 Came to get your licks in, huh? I get it. I damn sure deserve it. 340 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,134 - You may fire at will. - Actually, I came to say thank you. 341 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,967 You showed a lot of stones in making that hard call for Art. 342 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,443 It was the right choice. I was just scared to take it. 343 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,938 It cost him his life. We stole six months from that guy. 344 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,143 You and I both know that he would have spent most of that time 345 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,118 in this hospital, just waiting to die. 346 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,145 You pushed me to give him a chance. You had my back on this one, 347 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:48,387 and I want you to know that you can always count on me to have yours. 348 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,657 I appreciate you saying that. 349 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,688 Now I know exactly what it feels like to be in a Morgan Freeman movie. 350 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,459 Hey, come here. 351 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,106 To Art. 352 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:15,008 - Cole, can I talk to you? - Out in public like this? 353 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,982 Don't be crazy. There's people around. 354 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:23,327 Excuse me for a second, everybody. I just have something I want to say. 355 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:28,221 This is Cole Aaronson, and yes, he's a bit of a jerk, 356 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,703 and yes, he's probably screwed over every one of you, 357 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:36,436 and yes, he loves Dane Cook, but none of that matters to me. 358 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:40,541 Because I know it just started out as a hook-up. 359 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,814 I've realized that I actually really like him. 360 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:49,651 And so, if it's cool with him, I'd like to introduce you all to my boyfriend. 361 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,716 Nice speech. Nobody cares. 362 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,055 Some couples just work, 363 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,528 no matter how odd a pairing they seem to be. 364 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:02,128 The common denominator is being there for each other. 365 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,192 Technically I was right about Arthur, 366 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,863 so I'm gonna need you to give me what's mine. 367 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,804 - Let me hear it. - Fine. 368 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,603 But it's just because I'm a man of honor. 369 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:14,476 Ladies and gentlemen, toot-toot tootie, 370 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,681 Dr. Turk's a cutie. 371 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,414 Yes, I am. 372 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:27,390 In the end, you just can't be afraid to move forward. 373 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,925 You're my number-one shorty, yo. 374 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,590 Yeah, that actually leads perfectly into what I wanted to talk to you about. 375 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:37,227 - All ears, boo. - See, now that we're officially a couple, 376 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:41,470 we're gonna have to start, well, changing you. Okay, boo? 377 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,866 Wait, what now? 378 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:51,408 Man, this is so hard. How am I supposed to remember all this? 379 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,611 While you're my boyfriend, please refrain from using 380 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,485 the following words and phrases. Crushing "it," 381 00:20:56,521 --> 00:21:00,457 ghostriding the whip, hunting the big dawg, redonkulous, 382 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:04,019 wrangle dangle, shtoops, the donk show, gittin' right, 383 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:07,190 homeskillet, Broseph, Brosephine and sexting. 384 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,324 On the serious? 385 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:11,996 There's another one. Also, substituting your name for words 386 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:15,768 that sort of sound like your name. Stone Cole, Cole War, 387 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,173 Pina Cole-lada... You know what I'm saying. 388 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:21,179 Girl, I can't give this all up Cole turkey! 389 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:26,078 Why don't we just call it a day and we'll start fresh in the morning? 390 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,346 Sizzle. 391 00:21:28,305 --> 00:22:28,384 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP