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- What the hell is that?
- It's our child's crib.

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It looks like a trap. Are you trying
to catch someone else's baby?

3
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J.D., we don't have time for one
of your ridiculous little fantasies here.

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- Seriously, I'll beat you up.
- Oh, sorry.

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Okay, we gotta fix this tonight

6
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because tomorrow night's
birthing class,

7
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and Wednesday night
is pregnancy sex.

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I'm really starting
to enjoy that birthing class.

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All the grunting
and heavy breathing, and...

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- You were the only one doing that.
- I was trying to get something going.

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Wait, what is that walkie-talkie?
I told you to get a baby monitor.

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Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor.

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- It's long distance.
- Where's the other one?

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Jade Cobra. Come in, Jade Cobra.

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We've been compromised,
Panther Claw.

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What else did your baby get
that we could play with?

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Uh, just give him
30 cc's of medicine. Stat.

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It's a little hospital issue
I'm dealing with.

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Ben was our cadaver.

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I'd met him on my first day
of medical school.

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He was alive then. And we connected.

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- You look like you could use a grape.
- Thanks, Ben.

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So with Ben,
I was the leader of our group.

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Drew, isolate the tendon
of the brachialis,

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and, Cole, though I've
almost reconciled

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the fact that you are both my boyfriend

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and probably the human being
I respect least on earth,

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- you know, besides myself...
- We did it twice this morning.

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Nobody has ever cared about
anything you've ever said, ever.

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That's it,
don't even come by my room later.

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- Really?
- No.

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Attention, class. That's awesome!

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Can we do that again, please?
For me, please?

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Just, everybody, act busy. Act busy.

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Eyes up, don't disrespect me!

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Yeah, that's right.

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There will be a quiz next class
on the structure of the heart.

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Each member of your team
will have to dissect a chamber.

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Daddy said if I get my GPA up,
I get a Jet Ski.

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Me, not caring.
Thought I was clear on that.

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Anyway, my friend Ben will
propel our group to the top of the class.

42
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I'm so moved, I wanna put
those feelings into words.

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Dr. Turk, I can't wait to slice up
this old bastard's ticker.

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Perfect.

45
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Elliot and I had missed
our last few pregnancy sex nights.

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Tonight, I was ready.

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Loose limbs make limber lovers.
Loose limbs make limber lovers.

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I'm so sorry, I was stuck at work,

49
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and then on my way home,
I got a craving for Cambodian food.

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J.D., they have a salad that's all beef!

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There's not a fricking
green thing in this.

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But let's get this party started.
I am totally ready to get dirty with you.

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I don't know if you saw some
of the rose petals, but...

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- Mmm. This is so good.
- Over here.

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- And then...
- Go through here.

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Wait, okay.

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Let's just avoid the breast region.

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They're big, but they are not
for touching, too sore.

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And let's just avoid the thighs.
They sort of are like memory foam,

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they leave a hand print. And I have
the elbows of a 75-year-old black man.

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Honey, you look beautiful.

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I'm sorry, sweetie, I just don't
feel super-romantic right now.

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Do you think it's okay
if we skip tonight?

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Sure.

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This? This was all here
when I got home.

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I promise you, after the baby comes,

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things are gonna go back
to normal, okay?

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- Make sure you chew.
- Mmm. I'm good.

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I'll get your hair out of your way for you.

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- Want a bite, sweetie? It's so good.
- No, thank you.

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- I've already had diarrhea today.
- Mmm.

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- Well, I've not pooped in a week.
- Ah!

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So, yes, J.D. And I are not
having sex right now, but it's fine.

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I put it right into my schedule
for after the baby's born.

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What is that, a sex Trapper Keeper?

76
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Oh, I wish. No, it's my post-pregnancy
action plan. See?

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By week three,
I'll have lost all the baby weight.

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Weeks four and five I'll be deep
into my post-partum depression,

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where I'll spend most of my time crying
and then regaining the baby weight.

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And then something
will snap me out of it,

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probably a sunrise or a hilarious e-card,

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and then by week six,
we are back to nasty town.

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- Let's walk in silence, maybe.
- Yes.

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Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Foster.
How are you feeling?

85
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Oh, he won't stop complaining.

86
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- I've got lymphoma.
- Well, I've got multiple myeloma.

87
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You two, come on, now.
Nobody wins at cancer.

88
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That's like double what you got.

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I like to start every day
with an exercise in futility,

90
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and to that end, Johnny Legacy,
ulcerative colitis...

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Perry!

92
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It's behind me, isn't it?

93
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With every couple, there's
the hard-ass and then the sweet one.

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Come here. I can't deal with this year's
clump of ugly nerds eyeballing me.

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Hot biscuits, Cox is the sweet one?

96
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You know that bag of bones
my sister Danni married?

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- He died. She got nothing.
- Burt died?

98
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You're not listening. Danni got nothing.

99
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You need to do your will
so I can get all your stuff. Chop-chop.

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Ma'am, if you need any help
through this difficult time, I'm here.

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- You're that Aaronson kid.
- Mmm-hmm.

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I remember your mom
when she was wearing tube tops,

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giving it away to any guy
that would buy her a free steak.

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- She's so classy.
- Oh, dear God, I love you.

105
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I love you.

106
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So, let me get this straight.

107
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You and Elliot aren't having sex
till after the baby's born?

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Yes.

109
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But who are you gonna
have sex with, then?

110
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Oh. She's gonna watch
while you do other chicks.

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No, no, Todd, neither one of us
is going to be having sex.

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- L-gotta-take-a-walk-five.
- He's not taking it well.

113
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All the baby books say we'll be back to
our normal sex life in about six weeks.

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J.D., those baby books
are filled with lies.

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You don't know. It's crazy.

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You're gonna be changing diapers
covered in spit-up.

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All right? You're not gonna have sex
for a long, long, long, long time.

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- No "Hide the Penny"?
- No.

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- No "Me Girl, You Boy"?
- No.

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- No "Dirty Zulu Warrior"?
- No.

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And that one's racist.

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Well, I'm sure there'll
still be cuddling, right?

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Turk, I'm a man, I have needs.
Please say there'll be cuddling.

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- She'll have the baby to cuddle with.
- That little bastard.

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Turk freaked me out
about what would happen

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with Elliot after the baby came,

128
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so I turned to my mentor.

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Dorian, I do not need to hear

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the pathetic slap-and-tickle
of your soon-to-be-vanished sex life.

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I just feel like I'm racing
against the clock,

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like Harrison Ford
in some kind of Harrison Ford movie.

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Talking pregnancy sex?

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Yep. Nothing like a girl
with a little junk in the front.

135
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What are you,
some kind of pervy ninja?

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Oh, thanks, man. Appreesh.
Hey, you know what you should do?

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- Take your shorty on a babymoon.
- What's a babymoon?

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It's like a romantic trip couples take
before their baby's born.

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That's not what I pictured.

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Breast-milk mojitos.

141
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You've had a few too many.

142
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Those babies are way too close
to the water.

143
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You know,
I haven't bagged a preggers yet,

144
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but I bet it's like having sex
with a waterbed.

145
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The baby bump actually has
the tension of an exercise ball.

146
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I was a doula in Madrid for two years.

147
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Oh, Drew, so cool.
Been to Europe.

148
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Hey, just babymoon it, dude.

149
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All right, but don't play any jazz
while you're having sex

150
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'cause I read on the Web
that it will make the baby gay.

151
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Jazz makes babies gay,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Jazz makes babies gay! Future doctor!

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You know, Drew,

154
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- we haven't really connected yet.
- No.

155
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Is that because by sleeping with Cole
I've invalidated myself as a person?

156
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- Pretty much.
- I get that.

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So, you ready for the big
heart dissection tomorrow?

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Totally.

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Plus, my dad sent a care package
of smoked meats from home,

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so I thought afterwards,

161
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maybe you, me, and Cole could go
to the park and have a sausage picnic.

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Mmm.

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- Okay, that sounded weird.
- You know what else is weird,

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is that you've been supervising
our group so much lately,

165
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and you're doing it well, really.

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- Yeah. Drew, I'm with someone.
- Not where I was going.

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I was just gonna say that
you haven't done

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any cutting of our cadaver yet. Hmm.

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I know, I'm psyched to get in there.

170
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Hells, yeah. My woman's gonna go all
Edward Scissorhands on his ass.

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I'm making a hedge.

172
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Is he, like, really good in bed
or something?

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- He'd have to be, right?
- I'd hope so, for your sake.

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Hello.

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My wife is making me do a will,

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so I'm going to need one of you
to act as my confidant,

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that I can talk at but not listen to.

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Well played, Mr. Suffin.

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Dr. Mahoney, it looks like
you're going to be my sounding board.

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- Congratulations.
- Have fun.

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You're dead to me.

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So, Jordan is after my stuff,

183
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but there is no way that succubus
is gonna get my recliner after I die.

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It is the one chair I sit in
when I watch TV

185
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and yell at sports figures
and reality stars.

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Fine. Right before you kick it,

187
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stick a dead bird
underneath the cushion.

188
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That'll get ripe real fast.

189
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Then you can sit back
and watch the whole show from hell.

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Mahoney, you are a promising young
doctor, you are.

191
00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:11,181
I'm so sorry, Mr. Foster.
We did everything we could.

192
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- Can I have a moment to say goodbye?
- Of course.

193
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They were married 47 years.

194
00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,989
Jordan and I have been together
for almost 30.

195
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Yeah, but life expectancy
for people your age is excellent.

196
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You know, unless you're
a type-A workaholic in a high-stress job

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- with, like, a lot of built-up anger.
- Enough.

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You're not crying, are you?

199
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I was joking at first,

200
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but I'm just having
a pregnancy moment here. I just...

201
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I'm just really gonna miss you
when you're gone.

202
00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:55,383
I snuck into the lab to get ready
for tomorrow's exam.

203
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Med students are told to keep
a cadaver's face covered

204
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so it doesn't feel too personal,
but Ben didn't like it.

205
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,998
Oh, it's stuffy under there.

206
00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:10,065
- Sorry about that. How you doing?
- Not too shabby.

207
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:15,172
You know, I haven't cut you at all yet,
but I'm gonna get in there tomorrow.

208
00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:19,048
Lucy, we're friends.
It would be an honor.

209
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:22,217
Oh, Ben, that's so sweet.

210
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,953
What are you doing here?
Were you talking to your cadaver?

211
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:31,896
Uh, yeah. I thought I heard
that you were supposed to talk to it.

212
00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:35,423
Like a plant, so that it'll,
you know, grow.

213
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,760
- What are you doing here?
- Oh.

214
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:43,205
I saw the light on 'cause, you know,
I was over in my office working.

215
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'Cause I work at night, you know.

216
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,777
I counted to 50.

217
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,712
Ready or not, here I come.

218
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,680
You didn't see me, all right?
I wasn't here.

219
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- You'll do great tomorrow.
- Thanks, Ben.

220
00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,151
Hello, wife-face.

221
00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:02,354
Your shift is over
and I'm taking you on a babymoon.

222
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,920
What?
What are you talking about?

223
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,726
A babymoon is a vacation
you and your loved one take

224
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,259
right before your baby comes
out of your special area.

225
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,930
And the resort I found is amazing.

226
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,873
They have horseback riding
and jet-skiing.

227
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,877
Is there also a punching-each-other-
in-the-stomach contest?

228
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,606
'Cause that's another thing
that I can't do.

229
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,080
Well, we could have hotel sex.
You like that.

230
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,549
We could do girl hair with our towels.

231
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,552
We can turn the temperature all
the way down to 50

232
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,349
and then crank it back up to 80.

233
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,322
We'll be like gods
controlling the weather.

234
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,689
- Shall we go?
- Yeah, let's go.

235
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,728
Sometimes something small can
represent something much bigger.

236
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,666
Whether it's a pen
that represents your mortality...

237
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:50,436
Jordan, I can't sign a will right now.
As usual, please don't call me back.

238
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:56,069
A suitcase that mocks
your one last gasp of coupledom...

239
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,208
Wait, what are we doing?
J.D., this is ridiculous.

240
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,343
We can't go on a babymoon right now.

241
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,911
There's nine thousand things
to do before the baby comes.

242
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,388
We don't have time for this.

243
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:08,860
Or a tiny exam that's
a whopping 25% of your final grade.

244
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,294
All right, Lucy Bennett, you're up.

245
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,423
Let's see if you can bring it home
for the team.

246
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,833
Time to shine. Here I come, Ben.

247
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,862
Please don't cut me. It's not right.

248
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,972
I'm sorry, Dr. Turk, I can't do this.

249
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,776
We have to do the babymoon.

250
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,549
Turk said that once the kid's born,
our lives are gonna change forever.

251
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,183
Yeah, Turk also said that Knight Rider
was a documentary.

252
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,819
It's based on fact, Elliot.
Everybody knows that.

253
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,852
Plus, once the kid's born,
you're gonna be obsessed.

254
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,022
You probably already picked out

255
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,691
what she's gonna wear
on her first day of school.

256
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,666
So? That decision brands you forever.

257
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,601
I still have night terrors
about my first day of high school.

258
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:54,697
I wore this suede fringe outfit because
of that movie Can't Buy Me Love.

259
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,731
Oh, J.D., it's the most amazing film.

260
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,540
Fade in, Patrick Dempsey,
a fresh-faced nerd...

261
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:02,046
Elliot, do you think there's a
Patrick Dempsey movie I haven't seen?

262
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,639
J.D., I know that some couples

263
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,445
don't make time for each other
as new parents,

264
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,146
but we're not gonna be like that.
We're different.

265
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,347
Are you sure?

266
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,253
Because we also said
we were gonna be different

267
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,020
and not fight the first year of marriage.

268
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:17,119
You did the laundry and you put my
work socks beside my gym socks,

269
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,221
and they were touching in the drawer.

270
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,663
I mean, that's disgusting.
I had to throw them out.

271
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,996
Okay, I don't have time for this.

272
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,066
Lucy, you screwed us.
We're being graded as a team.

273
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,834
Ben's not just a grade to me.
He's a person.

274
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:31,468
Hey, this is bigger than you or him.
This is about a Jet Ski, yo.

275
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,946
Cole, silence or punching.
You know our deal.

276
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,039
This is Ben's heart we're talking about.

277
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:40,347
It's where he stores
his feelings and memories.

278
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:44,117
Ladies and gentlemen, apparently,
the heart stores memories.

279
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,714
Future doctors!

280
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,519
Lucy, you have got to cut.

281
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,896
The Jet Ski is the motorcycle
of the sea!

282
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,791
Pain is how we learn.

283
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,870
Hey, guys.

284
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,737
I want you to meet me in the O.R.
In an hour.

285
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,737
Do I still have to hang out with you
as your confidant,

286
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,267
even though there's not
a chance in hell

287
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,337
you're gonna listen to anything I say?

288
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,506
Yes.

289
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,948
You know, just because one of those
old married people croaked

290
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,952
doesn't mean you
or Jordan are gonna die.

291
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,614
I shouldn't have brought the will
to the hospital. It was a rookie mistake.

292
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,555
I mean, around here,
you just can't let your work

293
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,388
and your personal life overlap.

294
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,156
Yeah. That was always
Ally McBeal's problem, too.

295
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:26,722
It's so hard being a working woman
in the mid-'90s.

296
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:31,532
That's it. You're out as confidant.
I'd rather have Dorian, for God's sake.

297
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:37,475
- Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that.
- No! No! No!

298
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,147
I'm so glad you chose me
to confide in, Perry.

299
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,377
Denise caught me up to speed.

300
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,408
By the by,
I've got some lady problems, too.

301
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:50,149
You do realize that by saying
something like that to me,

302
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,521
you're just continuing
the never-ending cycle of abuse.

303
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,582
I don't do it on purpose.

304
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,526
I do. I love the attention.

305
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,119
So, I explained to Elliot

306
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,630
that we have to make more time
for each other before the baby comes,

307
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,998
- and she won't listen to me.
- Dorian, you're a fool.

308
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,069
Why do you have
to be that way, Perry?

309
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,935
More, please.

310
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,634
A wife cannot hear logic
from her husband.

311
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:13,076
It must come from someone else,
a friend, a stranger, Oprah.

312
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,410
If Barbie will not listen
to what's good for her,

313
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,938
then you just gotta make it happen.

314
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,383
You're good.
I love confiding with you, Perry.

315
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,511
Let's do more later.

316
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,018
Call you.

317
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,085
Wow, somebody is really dehydrated.

318
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,595
Let me tell you about my friend, Jake.

319
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,932
Jake and I have played in a weekly
basketball game for about seven years.

320
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,165
Our kids go
to the same school together.

321
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:44,869
He's really important to me.
And this is him, right here.

322
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,439
Your minds are blown

323
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:52,450
So, why are we going to be looking
into your friend's guts?

324
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:53,781
For Lucy.

325
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,949
Look, I know Ben's real to you.

326
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,482
But your patients are always
gonna be real.

327
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,789
And the truth is,
there are gonna be many a times

328
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,295
where you're gonna have to hurt them
in order to help them.

329
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,855
Like I'm doing with my friend here.

330
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,264
I'll let you re-take the test again tonight.

331
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,234
- You ready?
- Do blue crabs whistle?

332
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,707
They do when you boil them alive.

333
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:20,037
Yes, Dr. Turk. I won't let you down.

334
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,070
- I'm gonna go study now.
- Okay.

335
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:26,117
- So this guy's a friend of yours, huh?
- No, I've never met him.

336
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,847
This is just some dude
with appendicitis.

337
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:32,084
And he blows your mind again

338
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,217
Ooh, again

339
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,522
Scalpel.

340
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,431
How are you doing, Mr. Foster?
I'm so sorry about Penny.

341
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:49,831
You know, you always think you're
gonna have just a little more time.

342
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,706
Yeah, I guess you do.

343
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,977
You know, he's right about
the whole running-out-of-time thing.

344
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,955
I guess.
But having a baby's not like dying.

345
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,457
It's... It's exactly like dying.

346
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,519
We have Sam on the weekends,
we know how to handle it.

347
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,156
Yeah, but step-kids aren't the same.
They're a rental.

348
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,722
You gotta take mildly good care
of them,

349
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:18,225
return them with a full tank of gas
and not too many dents.

350
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,737
I'll tell you what, there, Barbie,

351
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,137
I'm gonna go ahead and give you
my own version

352
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,504
of something your husband told you,

353
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,975
but you couldn't hear
because you're married to him.

354
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:29,174
After that baby comes,
nothing goes back to normal.

355
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,518
Time doesn't slow down.
It only gets faster.

356
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,648
And then 20 years later
you find yourself signing a will

357
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,589
and realizing that you didn't
spend nearly enough time

358
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,025
with the one person
you care most about.

359
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:46,456
- God, I wish J.D. Had said that.
- Ah, don't blame yourself.

360
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:50,093
I can't understand him, either.
Sounds like a bag of cats.

361
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,902
J.D., I got your page.
Look, before you say anything,

362
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,467
I wanted to tell you I was wrong.
I'm sorry.

363
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:02,002
Look, you know this is what I do
before big, life-changing events.

364
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,982
I get way inside my own head
and freak out.

365
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,450
Like, three weeks before
med school started,

366
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,477
I got way into shoplifting
and watching anime pornography.

367
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,718
I mean, I'm talking
some weird-ass cartoons, man.

368
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,250
Anyway, I love you,

369
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,888
and I'm sorry
that I wasn't able to hear you

370
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,524
and I didn't mean to ruin the babymoon.

371
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,999
You didn't.

372
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,764
Panther Claw, the Walrus has landed.

373
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:27,237
Roger that. We're set for go.

374
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,670
Oh, my God, J.D.

375
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,374
I figured if you couldn't
go to the babymoon,

376
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,679
I'd bring the babymoon to you.

377
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:42,448
- You did all this by yourself?
- Well, I had a little help.

378
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,456
Denise brought some
non-alcoholic beer.

379
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,492
Yeah, I got it for this dude I'm railing.
He used to be an alkie.

380
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:52,224
Probably not an appropriate time
to bring all that up, but there it is.

381
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,629
Thank you.

382
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,633
And I brought some
sensual body chocolate.

383
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:57,760
Oh.

384
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,737
What's the situation
with those big old "D's"?

385
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:00,999
Got any milk yet?

386
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,803
- He should go.
- Get the hell out of here.

387
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,477
- Shall we?
- We shall.

388
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,973
We all have points in life
when things get painfully real.

389
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,246
- You ready?
- Yep.

390
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,149
Ben, I haven't even touched you yet.

391
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,185
You're doing a great job.

392
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,091
When thinking about the end
makes you re-evaluate the now.

393
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,401
There, I just signed your ridiculous will.

394
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,894
But before I give it to you,
I'd like you to make me a promise

395
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,637
that just you and I can go away
this weekend. No kids.

396
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,770
The no-kids thing
is not really a big deal

397
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:43,178
'cause I don't see them
that much, anyway.

398
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,844
But it would be really nice
to get away from the nannies.

399
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,182
- Your will.
- Thank you.

400
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,381
I'd like to propose a toast.

401
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,012
To our deaths,

402
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:55,857
may they be untimely and inconvenient
for all our loved ones.

403
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,887
- So sweet.
- I love you.

404
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,298
I guess you're just lucky
if you have someone

405
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,998
who'll go along for the ride with you.

406
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:12,143
- I can't believe we're having a baby.
- I know. It's pretty amazing, huh?

407
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:17,340
This is pretty awesome, though, right?
I mean, this is as good as hotel sex.

408
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,543
You know,
there is a HoJo's down the street.

409
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:26,650
Thin walls, scratchy towels,
sketchy types out front.

410
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,990
- What do you say?
- Motel sex?

411
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,956
Ooh.

412
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:34,955
It'll be like I'm a senator
and you're a tobacco lobbyist.

413
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,092
We should arrive separately.

414
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,531
Or you're a bored housewife,

415
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,165
and I'm a strapping drifter looking
for a warm meal and some comfort.

416
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,266
J.D., come here.

417
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:57,746
All my cutting problems over,
no more talking cadavers for me.

418
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,155
There's nothing to be scared of.

419
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,991
Dr. D, what are you doing here?

420
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,521
I'm playing hide-and-seek with Turk!
Don't tell him I'm here.

421
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,591
Close me up! Close me up!

422
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:16,834
Hey, if J.D. Sees me, I wasn't here.
Close me up! Close me up!

423
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,416
He's never going to find me.

424
00:21:28,305 --> 00:22:28,384
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