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Our study group was
a well-oiled machine.

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Drew was in charge
and I was second in command,

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responsible for two things.

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Class notes.
Yep, I got the notes right here.

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And keeping Cole occupied
while we did the real work.

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Babe, these wheelie shoes are sick.

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Okay, I'll just be walking
next to someone,

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then I'll start rolling,
and they're like, "What?"

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And I'm like, "Later, Tevas."
God. Where should I go next?

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What in the heck do you have on
the bottom of those sneakers, champ?

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Are... Are those wheels?

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Would you show me your glide?
Go ahead, roll them on out.

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Get your glide on.

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Dr. Cox was scary
when he was in his regular mood,

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but him in a good mood
was utterly terrifying.

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Well, are you all dying to know
why I'm in such a festive mood?

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'Cause you're about to do
something horrible to us?

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Drew, you and your worthless
classmates have just won

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an all-expenses-paid trip to Hell Week.

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Six days and seven nights of tests,
term papers and group projects.

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By the end of the week, one of you
is going to have a psychotic break.

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How darn good is it to be me
right about now?

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Just this side of fabulous is the answer.
Just this side of fabulous.

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As much as Dr. Cox loved torturing us,

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Dr. Turk enjoyed all the perks
of being Chief of Surgery.

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Whoo!

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What a day.

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T-Dog! Looking-good five!

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Mmm! Mmm! Ha, ha!

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Where's my pastry?

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- Too sugary.
- Hey. Nothing's too sugary, woman.

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Tell that to your diabetes.

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So, you worked hard all these years
to become Chief of Surgery

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- just so people would kiss your ass.
- No. I get a parking spot, too.

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Plus, I get to nickname people
whatever I want.

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Hey, what's up, Mac-and-Cheese?
Aw, snap. Ham-and-Cheese.

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Oh, Rain-maker in the house!
What's happening?

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Oh, hi.

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- What was that?
- Oh, we're taking a break.

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Since when? What?

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Well, we said "I love you"
to each other,

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and it's horrible and gross
and I hate myself and him.

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Every week is already Hell Week.
How could it get any worse?

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Hey, did you have Hell Week
at your med school?

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Yeah. It stressed me out so much
my throat seized up for, like, a year.

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God. How bad was it?

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Not going to lie.
It left a few psychological marks.

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One of you is probably going to crack.
I'm looking at you, Jet Li.

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But, hey, good luck. Rooting for you.

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All right, Drew. You're our leader.
Let's get this going.

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Get what going?
I rarely listen to you people.

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Seriously, Big D, if I fail out of here,

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I gotta go to med school
in the Caribbean.

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Dude, I don't speak Carribesian!
So, tell us what to do.

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All right, why does this always have to
fall on me? I don't have the plan.

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I don't have the answer
to every damn question.

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Hey, Drew's right. Everybody,
back up, give him some space.

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He'll figure out the plan
and then text us.

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Oh, hell, no.

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Yo! Somebody's parked in my spot.

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Boo-hoo. It takes me 11 minutes to pee.

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Do you guys know
who DOC XTREME is?

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Russell Vaughn.

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Surgeon, best-selling author,
wrote some book

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about doctoring in the Third World
called Rebel Without a Co-Pay.

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"'What am I supposed to do? '

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"'Take the bullet out of his mistress's
jaw or take a bullet of your own."'

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I did the surgery
and he shot me anyway.

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By the way,
that mistress is now my wife.

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Yes, he is a bit of a douche,
but every time he shows up here

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he raises millions for the hospital.

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And he has nailed some
top-shelf international strange.

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- How...
- Greetings.

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Hi. Dr. Russell Vaughn.

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Yeah, I'm Dr. Christopher
Duncan Turk, Chief of Surgery.

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- Listen, man, you parked in my spot.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

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You know, I have to remind myself
that I'm back in the States,

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- where status is everything.
- It's not everything.

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It's just that my spot's in the shade,
and I have leather seats,

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and my seats get warm
when the sun hits them.

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I also just recently...

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You're going to
want to stop talking now.

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Hey.

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I just needed a moment
of peace and quiet.

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The other students will not stop
asking me questions.

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Oh, please, I have a hospital full
of incompetents hammering me

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with asinine questions
every second of every day.

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Doctor Cox,
your patient in three is septic.

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Antibiotics or vasopressors?

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Antibiotics first.

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That wasn't so dumb.

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Wait for it.

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Oh. Did you get my request for scrubs

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that hug a little closer
to my wham-bam?

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Thank you, Todd,
for being the example to a point

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- that you don't understand.
- You're welcome.

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I didn't ask to be put in charge.

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I know, Number One,
but that's who we are.

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We have been blessed and cursed
with intelligence and wonderful hair.

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And people follow.

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You're just going to have to deal
with that the rest of your life.

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No. I'm done babysitting.

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I don't want to be a leader.
I just want to be a good doctor.

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Fair enough.

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Um...

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Is there something
I can help you with, Russell?

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Actually, I'm helping you.

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Dr. Cox told me to jump onto any cases
that interested me.

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I've got everything under control
in this room.

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Why don't you go
and Russell up your own case?

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Clever. I was just telling Irene here
that it looks as though

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she's going to need
a septal myomectomy.

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Russell, I'll decide which treatment
is best for my patients.

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We'll probably go with what he said.

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Eleven minutes to answer a page?
Really embarrassing.

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It's 4:00 in the morning.

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Hey, Bed-Head, what are those?
Horses on your pajamas?

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Well, I didn't do my laundry.
I have nothing else to wear.

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Except more horse pajamas.

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Here are the case histories
for your group projects.

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You will test, diagnose

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and come up with treatments
for each of your fake patients.

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You will then present your findings
in three days.

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Number One, you don't have to work
with these stooges anymore.

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I have a very special project for you.

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Where's the rich jackass?

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I love Hell Week.

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So, what's my project?

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Your project is to avoid them.
They are vampires.

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Time-sucking monsters who will
torture you with stupid questions,

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mind-numbing incompetence
and petty emotional problems.

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"I'm so stressed
I feel like I want to kill myself."

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Well, what are you waiting for? Do it.

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Okay. Great.
So, what exactly is my project?

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I want you to focus on yourself,
on your abilities,

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on becoming the amazing doctor
I know you can be.

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Thank you so much.

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Again, really unclear
about what my project is.

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You're just going to shadow me
and stay the hell away from them.

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- Listen to me, son...
- Hey, Drew.

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Go. Save yourself.

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- What?
- Run!

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Hello, Blondie,
is there anything I can do for you?

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Uh, I was just going to ask Drew

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who he thought the next leader
of our group should be.

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You. You're the one.

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Yeah. You think so?

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No, I just said that
because you're the first one I saw.

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Jambo, Doctors. Jambo.

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That's Swahili for
"Hello" or "Good morning."

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Oh, is it, really?
'Cause I know what it means.

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I had Jambo Juice this morning.
A Berry Blast with an Echinacea Boost.

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It was delicious.
I'm going to live forever.

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You'll be dead.
I'll be alive, though. I'll be alive.

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Wow. Sure you didn't get
a Femboost in there?

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That was pretty catty.

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It's just that Russell ticks me off,
you know?

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He comes in here
with his book and his rope bracelets

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and his wanting to
help me with surgeries.

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- I don't need anybody's help.
- Yeah. This isn't about surgery.

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This is about all the attention
Russell's getting. You're jealous.

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If I'm going to be jealous of someone,

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it's going to be a dude who could
breathe underwater or Serena Williams.

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That ass is righteous.

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I'm just saying.
Kind of acting like a 13-year-old girl.

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- Oh, my God, there's Drew.
- Yeah.

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- Did he see me?
- Yes.

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- Is he coming over here?
- Yes, he is.

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- Crap.
- Hey, Drew.

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Hey. Oh!

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- Hey, there, you.
- Afternoon, good sir.

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Your face is looking quite normal.

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Oh...

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- All right.
- Okay...

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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So, I thought we could start
with a little bonding game.

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Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start.

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I am from a small fishing town
in Maryland,

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horses are my favorite animal

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and I once made love with
tennis great Pete Sampras.

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Pistol Pete? Damn, that's hot.

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No, see, Cole, that was the lie.

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My mom hooked up
with Michael Chang.

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All right, look,
let's just forget about the game.

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Okay, my mom used to date
Craig T. Nelson.

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Coach was almost my dad!

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Lucy, this is a waste of time.
I'm taking over the group.

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Oh, damn! A coup de Trang!

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All right, Lucy. Keep it together.
Don't get crazy.

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Lucy, what do you want?

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If Cox sees me with you,
he's going to kill me.

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Please, I need your help.

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I was leading our group
and they weren't listening

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and I felt it happening again.

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See, whenever I get into
a position of power,

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something changes inside me.

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Look, the key to leading the group
is Trang.

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You gotta get in that little bastard's
face and you gotta let the crazy out.

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Do you want to see how I do it?

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You back the hell up right now
or I will watch you die and I will laugh!

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Ha, ha, ha!

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See, it's easy.

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There's Drew. What an ass.

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Why don't you let me fix this?
All right, I'm going to fix this.

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Hey, Drew, come. Come on. It's cool.

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- Hey, there, again.
- Hey, how's it going.

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You guys. Come on. You're in love.

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You need to start talking.
Let's get it going.

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Sorry to interrupt.

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Now, I understand Dr. Turk's
naive impulse to get it going.

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He was raised on a diet of
Western television and airport novels.

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But in many less developed parts
of the world,

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silence plays a crucial part
of a couple's search

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for real, true emotional intimacy.

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I'm reminded of an old proverb

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from the
Zambezi River Tribe,

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"Two hearts forged in silence
grow into one."

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Mmm.

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- Your last tot beckons me.
- Oh.

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- May I?
- Dude. You...

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You can't just take my last tot like that.

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What the... Oh, I get it.

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Dude starts speaking...

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And all of a sudden,
everything's all good, huh?

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It's all good now?

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Fine. I'm going to go get
some more tots.

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Lucy, have a seat. We're about to start.

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- What are you doing?
- Staring into your soul.

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Dominating your mind.
I'm freaking your bean. See?

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I own that. That's my vacation home.

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I come up on the weekends
when I feel like bringing the hurt.

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All right, people,
let's start on Chapter 10.

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Uh-oh!

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It's happening.

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- All right. We should really go.
- Ignore the pagers. I'm in charge.

237
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,832
Hey, you're right. You're absolutely
right. Everything's fine.

238
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:53,962
Yes!

239
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:59,474
- What the hell happened to you guys?
- Dude, it was awesome.

240
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,675
Lucy beat the crap out of Trang.

241
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:06,344
Best girl fight I've seen since
I paid those two lady janitors to wrestle.

242
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,778
What is that? You all hear that?

243
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,346
Whoo!

244
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,151
Dip! Russell is breaking it down.

245
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,190
Ha!

246
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,664
That was a real Maasai warrior dance.
You got moves like that?

247
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,133
That's not fair, now.
I mean, everybody, of course,

248
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:32,668
they hear the music,
but not everybody hears the music.

249
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,975
Are you... Yo.

250
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,142
- Beatbox.
- What?

251
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:42,018
- Beatbox, son!
- I guess I can try.

252
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,758
Old school!

253
00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:01,466
No, keep it going! Keep it going!
One leg. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

254
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,666
No, no, I got this. I got this.

255
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,143
No, don't pull me...
I pulled it. I pulled it. I pulled it.

256
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,668
- I pulled it...
- What the hell was that?

257
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:13,246
What are you talking about?
A specific move or the entire program?

258
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:16,812
- Do you respect yourself right now?
- Oh, God, no.

259
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,314
- Russell. Who's named Russell?
- A ton of people.

260
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,885
- But it's such a girly name, right?
- No, not really.

261
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,755
Would it hurt you to build up a brother?

262
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,061
You know what, I don't need you.

263
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,125
I'm done with this dude bothering me.

264
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,530
Oh!

265
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,698
Hell can mean different things
for different people.

266
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,771
Whether it's being bested by a rival...

267
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,077
How we feeling today, Irene?

268
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:45,516
Did Dr. Vaughn tell you?
I think I want him to do the surgery.

269
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:49,354
- Oh, I didn't get a chance to tell him yet.
- Russell.

270
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,083
...or being let down by a friend.

271
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,524
I tried what you said with Trang
and it didn't work.

272
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,894
Look, after months of self-doubt,
I have finally found my role here.

273
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:03,095
I am a great Number Two.
I'm Garfunkel, Drew.

274
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:07,834
And I am okay with that,
but I need you to be my Micky Dolenz.

275
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,802
- That was the band, right?
- Yeah. Dolenz and Garfunkel.

276
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:17,381
Couldn't you just come back? Please.
We need you. I need you.

277
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,283
Lucy, I'm sorry, I just don't care.

278
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:24,346
You need to put on your big-girl pants,
suck it up and figure it out for yourself.

279
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,257
So, Drew had abandoned us,
and that was fine,

280
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,532
because I was finding my feet
as a leader.

281
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:43,598
I was inspiring the group like my hero,
the lesbian president from 24.

282
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:48,545
Everybody get out! I'll do it
myself. You're all useless.

283
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:54,179
What? You don't need to worry
about us, buddy boy.

284
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:58,212
It's my house now,
and it is all good in the hood, bro.

285
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,153
Uh...

286
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,458
Russell?

287
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,192
Why are you putting my name
in the "Assist" column?

288
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,792
Yes, yes, I picked you to help me
with Irene's surgery.

289
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,962
You know, I thought it'd be
a real nice feather in your cap.

290
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,871
- Way to go, man.
- Oh! Way to go.

291
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,775
Russell, listen, I don't need
any more feathers in my cap, okay?

292
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:23,578
I've got a peacock back here.
Major plumage!

293
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,640
I have so much that I could teach you,

294
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:29,552
I mean, if you just open up your eyes
and let me in, Turk. Let me in.

295
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,515
I'm about to punch you in your mouth.

296
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,151
Fine, but be fair warned.
I trained with the Mossad, okay?

297
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,922
I could kill you
with a button off your jacket.

298
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,452
Really? Well, I train with LaMarcus
down at the gym.

299
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,625
And he was an NFL linebacker
until he came out the closet.

300
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:55,275
All right, I have two minutes.
Here's what you should be doing.

301
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:58,647
Thank God you're back, Drew.
Lucy is crazy.

302
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,745
Trang, you haven't even begun to
see crazy. You want to do this again?

303
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:05,416
You feeling froggy? Then leap, son.

304
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:08,915
Stop! All right, I'm not even supposed
to be helping you, so listen up.

305
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,158
The key to diagnosing your case study
is in Chapter...

306
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,462
Drew. Outside. Now.

307
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:22,302
- Wait, Drew, what chapter?
- What book? They all have chapters!

308
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,838
You. Now, just exactly what in the hell
were you doing in there? Come on.

309
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,004
Now, I gave you the keys to freedom,
and you blew it.

310
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,148
Now, I'm going to stand here and watch
as you march back into that hole

311
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,781
and tell those parasites
that they have to do it on their own.

312
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:41,592
You know what? I can't do that
because I'm one of those parasites.

313
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,254
In fact, I'm the king of the parasites.

314
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,320
And whether you like it or not,
they need me.

315
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:49,892
So, fail me if you want,
but I'm going to go back in there,

316
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,459
and I'm going to help my friends.

317
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:55,837
Of course
that is what you're going to do.

318
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,934
You're like me, Number One.
You can't help yourself.

319
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,536
Son, you're a leader.

320
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,377
You had this whole thing planned,
didn't you?

321
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,384
You knew I wouldn't be able to
stay away from them.

322
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,147
Yes, indeed.

323
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,052
A piece of advice,

324
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,625
pick a leadership style and stick to it,

325
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:18,392
but please avoid "aggressive shaming,"
because that's my bread and butter.

326
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,558
Yeah. I've seen your work.
Very impressive.

327
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,269
Thank you, that means a lot to me.

328
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,236
Get... Go, go, go. Go. Go.

329
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,209
This is embarrassing.

330
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,980
Why you moping around
like a tiny girl bitch?

331
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:48,048
Wow. Can't you ever just be like, "Hi,"
or, even better, "What's up?"

332
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,059
Sure.

333
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,325
What's up, tiny girl bitch?

334
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,628
So, you're too good
to assist Russell now?

335
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,327
No, I am the Chief of Surgery.

336
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,394
- I'm no one's secretary.
- Secretary?

337
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,202
He's asking you to help him
with a tricky surgery.

338
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,609
Sir, do you just hang around waiting
for conversations to weigh in on?

339
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,706
Yeah. That and my judge shows
get me through the day.

340
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:14,617
Now, look, good leaders don't care
about their ego.

341
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,644
If all you want to do is get massaged,

342
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:20,920
I've got the number of a girl
who will take you to the mountaintop.

343
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,829
- God, you are a nasty, old man.
- Thanks, dear.

344
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,357
Turkleton, let me cut to the quick.

345
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:31,563
Either you get into that surgery, pucker
up and start kissing Russell's ass

346
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:35,972
so he continues to raise
giant sums of money for this hospital,

347
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,239
which helps everyone,
or you can continue to act like a...

348
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,269
- What was that, dear?
- Tiny girl bitch.

349
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,907
That's right.
Either way, it's your call, Chief.

350
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,511
Sir, you're so happy you're not the chief
anymore, aren't you?

351
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,477
Every second.

352
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,250
All right, we have five hours
to finish this project.

353
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,695
We'll start with the labs
and move on to diagnosis.

354
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,665
Wait, so what? You think
you can just waltz back in here

355
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,998
after abandoning us
and be the leader of our group again?

356
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,064
- Yes.
- Oh, thank God.

357
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,874
Hey, yo, Drew,
I am glad you are back, man.

358
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:14,367
But I was thinking, before we start,
we'd take a little break.

359
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,280
Garfunkel, handle that.

360
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,284
Yeah, you know
what would be great, Cole?

361
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,309
Is if you could go get us all
some coffee.

362
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,446
Hey, maybe you could take
your wheelie shoes.

363
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,815
Oh, man, I'd love to,
but some big guys took them.

364
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:31,789
Oh, well, then, why don't you just
root around for mints in my purse?

365
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:36,029
Sometimes being a leader
is knowing when to step up.

366
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,968
It is important to mention
and briefly discuss,

367
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,994
the innervation of the pancreas...

368
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:44,902
And sometimes being a leader
is knowing when to step aside.

369
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:50,609
Hey, Russell, if you still need
a pair of hands, I'm here.

370
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:51,911
Good for you, Christopher.

371
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,781
You know, reminds me
of an old anecdote

372
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,379
- from my good friend Bono.
- Could you just cut?

373
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,321
He was just about to
go on stage at Wimbledon.

374
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,154
It was the first album. The crowd...

375
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:03,726
Now that I guess we love each other,

376
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,889
we should probably share
all our weird secrets.

377
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,297
All right, you go first.

378
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:12,201
I cry when I watch The Bachelor.
I watch The Bachelor.

379
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,663
- I lost my virginity to a sofa.
- I like when ice skaters fall down.

380
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,103
- Doesn't count, everybody likes that.
- I like when children fall down.

381
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,977
- I love you.
- Fine.

382
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,348
I love you, too.

383
00:21:28,305 --> 00:22:28,384
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