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They say that by the end
of your first semester in med school,

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it's already obvious
what kind of doctor you'll end up being.

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- Him.
- Who, Trang?

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- Yep.
- Man.

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Small hands, great with the ladies.
OBIGYN.

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No, more like a shopping mall
pretzel vendor. Next.

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Maybe emergency medicine.

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- Nope. Pediatrics.
- There it is.

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- What's up?
- Hello.

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Hi.

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Man, you're so lucky
to have someone like Drew.

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I wish I could find a stud wannabe
surgeon to take under my wing.

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I've been making a play
for this guy right here, Clint,

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but he's too cool and aloof.

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- See you in class, Dr. Turk.
- Not if I see you first! Ha!

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We gonna kick it.

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He's going to think I'm lame.

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You are lame.

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All right then, listen up, murderers.

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As you know, we are approaching
the end of the semester.

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The Ceremony of Thanks
is quickly approaching.

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That's where you publicly thank
the friends and families

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of the cadavers
you've been dissecting this semester.

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It's actually a pretty sweet deal
for them.

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After their loved ones are stripped
for parts like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage,

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we treat them to some free cold cuts

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and a chance to listen to you
regurgitate some trite quotes

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about their family members' sacrifice
that you found on the Internet.

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Oh! Yeah. Heads up
to all you white people out there.

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Reciting a Maya Angelou poem
in an old black lady's voice?

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Not cool, okay?

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Cole, talking to you. Talking to you.

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What are you cooking?
I can smell it from next door.

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It's a wild mushroom and shrimp risotto
I learned to make

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while working at a hostel in Naples.

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- Risotto. It's gay for rice, right?
- Yeah. Shrimp's gay for chicken.

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- Hey, should we get married today?
- What?

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We've been dating for four months.
I mean, it's pretty good, right?

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Let's stop screwing around
and just get it over with. Who cares?

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Okay, obviously, your diet
of power bars and boxed wine

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has scrambled your brain.

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We got a great thing going here,
you know? Why mess with it?

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Yeah, you're probably right.
It was just an idea.

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Okay.

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Let's make a baby instead.

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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

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I'm on my birth control, I think.

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Yeah.

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How great is this cadaver ceremony
going to be?

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We have to start planning what
we're going to do for you-know-who.

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You know he can't actually hear you.
He is a corpse.

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I am just excited to honor his memory.

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I don't see what the big deal is.

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People die in third-world countries
all the time and no one cares.

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Since when did you become
so political?

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Since my boy, Trent,
went on a surf vacation to El Salvador

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and got a tattoo infection.

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He had to die with a partial mermaid
on his shoulder.

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It just looked like a regular stupid lady.
Where was his ceremony?

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Am I the only one that cares
about doing something nice for Ben?

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- Lucy, it's not that we don't care.
- I actually do not care.

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It's just that, with the semester ending,
we all have a lot on our plate,

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and the cadaver ceremony
didn't make the top of the list.

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Guys, just do me a favor, okay?

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Come up with one thing that's
important to you about Ben. That's it.

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Could be a poem or
a lightly choreographed dance number.

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Don't be afraid to go modern.
I think Ben would appreciate it.

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Fine. Or you could just bring
some pretzels or something.

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Well, Cole, everything looks great.

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Two weeks out, the wound's healed.

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Test results came back clean.
Your cancer's gone.

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It's so crazy.

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You know, I've always known
that a surgeon might hook me up

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with some sweet calf implants
or a robot arm.

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Mmm.

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But I never thought
one would save my life.

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Not going to lie,
surgeons are pretty awesome.

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Hey, Dr. T, do you believe in fate?

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You know, like the stuff they talk about
during the boring parts of Lost?

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Well, I was thinking
that maybe I got cancer for a reason.

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Like somebody up there is telling me
that I'm supposed to be a surgeon.

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Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon.

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Now, just a second there, Gandhi.

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You've been looking for a protege and
the good Lord answered your prayers.

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Dr. T, I would kill to be your protege.

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You don't want
to be a surgeon, Cole, okay?

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It's boring and it sucks.

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It's the complete opposite
of a waterslide.

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Dr. Turk is right. You'd hate it.

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All the blood and guts,
it's like an amazing horror movie.

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I love horror movies.

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Sure, but you'd have to wear
a mask like a ninja.

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And who wants to do that?

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Last Halloween, I was a slutty ninja.

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Oh! This is going to be awesome!

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I'm more sure
about wanting to be a surgeon

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than I've ever been
about anything, ever.

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Okay, I gotta go
update my Facebook status,

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but then I'm going to come back
and I'm going to start shadowing you,

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and I'm never going to leave your side.

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- You're happy, aren't you?
- I don't know about happy,

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but darn it all,
I feel alive for the first time,

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and that's nice, so nice.

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All right, I am so excited to see
what we've all written about Ben.

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Pass them up.

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Really? Nothing?

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Thank you, Drew.

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This is a receipt for a pair of pants.

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Yeah. Well, I didn't want
to leave you hanging.

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And I'm going to need that back.

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I'm probably
going to return those pants.

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They were skinny jeans
and I couldn't pull them off.

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Literally took me, like, an hour
to pull them off.

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Guys, we've gotta come up
with something good.

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The other groups are way ahead of us.

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They think they're so bad-ass
just 'cause Ron had a vestigial tail

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and spinal meningitis.

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Ben could have had that tail.
He's just not a show-off like Ron.

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Cole, you're all up under me.
You need to back up, all right?

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I mean, you smell great,

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but I don't think I should know that
about you.

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Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Dr. T.

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It's just I'm so psyched
about this surgery thing.

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I already know what I'm going to call
my surgical practice, "Cole Cutz."

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- With a "Z"?
- That's right.

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Man, you gotta knock
before you enter Cole's brain.

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Okay. Well, why don't you go upstairs
and get me some stuff?

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- Yeah, yeah. What kind of stuff?
- Everything that's up there.

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- Done.
- All right.

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Dude.

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Don't worry about Cole, all right?
He never sticks with anything.

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He said he was going to learn
a new bone in the body every day,

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until he figured out that the penis
wasn't actually one of them and quit.

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Hmm.

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Just be tough on him. He'll bail.

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So, you want to be a surgeon, huh?

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Well, then you need to understand
that it's not about glamour or money

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or even making
a great mix CD for the OR.

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Surgery is long, tedious and boring.

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I get it. Like episodes of Entourage
that revolve around Turtle.

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Sometimes you have to stand
totally still

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and stay completely lasered in,

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even if it means just holding this clamp
because this clamp right here,

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this clamp could keep someone alive.

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That's what you're going to practice
right now.

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- You think you can handle it?
- I'll stay here as long as it takes.

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I'll even cancel my 5:30
at the tanning salon.

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Cole, you had skin cancer,
like, yesterday.

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Just hold the damn clamp.

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What the...

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There you are.
Can you believe this?

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Apparently, there was water damage
in the wall or something.

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Yeah, I heard about that.

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Some guy upstairs
cracks his head open in the shower,

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lies there for four hours,
and we gotta pay the price.

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You think they'll be able to fix it?

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It could be kind of cool, right?

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I mean, instead of my crappy room
and your crappy room,

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we could have one giant crappy suite.

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I mean, it'd be kind of
like we're living together, you know?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's exactly what it'd be like.

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Exactly. Exactly like that.

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Exactly.

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I was really excited

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because I'd done
a bunch of research about Ben's life,

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and I couldn't wait
to share it with the group.

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Cole, did you know Ben was president

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of the Association
for Independent Dry Cleaners

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for the mid-Atlantic region
from 1973 to 1976?

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Woman! Can't you see I'm in surgery?

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Uh... No. Can other people see that?

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Look, I'm sorry,
I don't have time for this.

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Go bother Drew.

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Okay, now,
I know you're not excited about Ben,

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but would it change things at all

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if I told you that he had
a time-share in Myrtle Beach?

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Wow! So, he got to spend
two weeks a year, one of them off-peak,

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in South Carolina's third most popular
vacation destination?

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- Game-changer.
- Heads up.

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Oh.

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So, you're bringing
some of your stuff in. Good.

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Yeah, I'm just going to keep this
on your bed for a while

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since we always sleep in mine anyway.

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And until they fix the hole,
I figure this area could kind of be like

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a den I hangout I
place where we have dirty sex

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on top of my hockey equipment.

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Honey, Lucy's here.

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I'm sorry, I should clarify.
The sex is actually pretty vanilla.

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It's the hockey equipment that's dirty.

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God, I am liking this.

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- Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
- I'll be back in a jiff.

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Okay.

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I don't like this at all.
I like things clean and simple.

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Everything I own is in that box.

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A hat, some ramen and a car battery?
Don't you have personal things?

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Had that car battery a long time.

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Cole, I totally forgot about you.
Have you been standing here all day?

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I don't know.
I can't read old-people clocks.

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And you haven't moved once,
not even to pee?

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No. I learned a trick at keggers when
there's a long line at the bathroom.

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Let a little out, let it dry.
Little out, let it dry.

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Didn't I say that he has what it takes
to be a surgeon?

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Beyond the blind sense of entitlement
and complete lack of human empathy,

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there's the empty-headed
concentration,

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the unjustifiable arrogance
and the sheer willingness

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to stand in one place
and wet yourself like a zoo elephant.

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That's awe-inspiring stuff.

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Thank you, Dr. C.
I proved myself, right?

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- So, let's go open a brother up.
- First of all, why it gotta be a brother?

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And second of all, a surgeon has to
have a delicate touch and steady hand.

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Now, I want you to take these tweezers

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and remove the fortune from this cookie
without breaking it.

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I can do that. Check out these brows.

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I know my way around
a pair of tweezies.

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Is it bright? Is it bright? Is it too bright?

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Lots of distractions in surgery.
Blood everywhere.

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And out of nowhere,
there could come a noise

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to just break your concentration.

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A drum line in the OR? What?

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- Done.
- Hmm?

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Somebody snare me.

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I want you to imagine
these bears were in a horrible accident,

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like a bus crash.

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And before you ask, no, I don't know
why the bears were on a bus.

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Maybe they're super-smart government
bears on their way to fight terrorism.

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Anyway, all you need to do is sew
one of these bad boys up before me,

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and I'll know you have the skills
to be a surgeon.

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- Are we clear?
- As a vodka-tonic.

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I'm really disappointed in you guys.

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All you had to do was write
one measly, little line about Ben,

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and you couldn't handle that.
What are we going to do about this?

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We're not going to do anything.
We gotta bounce.

235
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,211
- Maya's treating me to dinner.
- Yeah.

236
00:11:57,249 --> 00:12:00,741
- It's Vietnamese Valentine's Day.
- It's not real.

237
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:02,379
Yeah, I gotta go, too.

238
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,982
I gotta figure out what I'm going to do
about the giant hole in my wall.

239
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,391
Sadly, that's not a metaphor.

240
00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:11,863
Stop! You guys,
we've only been here one semester

241
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,593
and we're already becoming jaded.

242
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:18,899
Before Ben was our homework,
he was a real human being with a job

243
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:22,704
and a wife and a son, Eric,
who's going to be here tomorrow.

244
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,238
Fine. I'll do it myself.

245
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,438
Saying how you feel
can be tricky.

246
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,611
Some people will do anything
to hide their true emotions...

247
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,643
What's the big surprise?

248
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:38,881
Oh.

249
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,721
- A curtain.
- Yeah.

250
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,060
I put this in
so we can maintain our separate zones.

251
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,162
What if I want to come see my stuff?

252
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,635
That's the best part.
It's all back in your closet.

253
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:56,340
So, cool. We're good.
What do you want to do tonight?

254
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,469
Want to get married? Ha-ha.

255
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,002
Remember that?

256
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,407
...while others have no problem telling
you exactly what's on their mind.

257
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,780
- Done!
- I'm not even close.

258
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:15,453
Man, that bear's in bad shape.
That's sad, Cole.

259
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,588
Looks like being a surgeon
is just not for you.

260
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:26,094
And sometimes you're so excited
to tell someone your feelings...

261
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,866
Excuse me.
Are you Ben Coleman's son?

262
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,004
- Yeah.
- Hi, I'm Lucy Bennett.

263
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,445
We worked with your father
in our anatomy class.

264
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,609
And I'm sort of in charge
of our group's tribute to him.

265
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,779
And I just wanted to know if there's
anything you wanted us to include.

266
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,587
...that you never consider
they might not feel the same way.

267
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,388
Well, how about
that he was a miserable, horrible dad,

268
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,985
who pretty much ruined my childhood,

269
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,226
and I'm only here
to see him put in the ground?

270
00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,762
I guess I could work that in.

271
00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,534
Over the next 20 minutes,

272
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,735
Eric regaled me with
horrible stories about Ben.

273
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,743
He was never around when I was a kid.

274
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,242
He cheated on my mom.

275
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,440
He didn't call me for 20 years.

276
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:13,781
Okay, but you gotta admit
he was an excellent bowler.

277
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:19,280
I found a photo from when he rolled
that perfect game on June 16, 1976.

278
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:22,351
So, that's where he was
on my seventh birthday.

279
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,554
Balls.

280
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:28,596
Dr. Cox, I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this ceremony. I had this whole...

281
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,027
No sitting.

282
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:34,631
Can't you see I'm reading
a very important chart here?

283
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,805
A British tabloid?

284
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:39,777
This chart functions as my shield

285
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,406
to protect me
from those who would annoy me.

286
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,382
- Hey, Dr. C.
- Shield on.

287
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,346
See what you've done?

288
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,981
You have destroyed
the shield-like power of my chart.

289
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:55,084
I guess starting tomorrow
I'll be shadowing you again.

290
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,162
I decided
that surgery's not really my thing.

291
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:02,531
No, no.
You are supposed to be with Dr. Turk.

292
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,933
Where is Dr. Turk?

293
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,701
Gandhu, step away from
the pizza pastry, would you, please?

294
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,801
Yeah, but the chemicals taste better
when it's hot, so...

295
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,336
Fair enough. I've come to clear up
a point of confusion.

296
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,748
This is what a protege should look like.

297
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,878
It is an empty vessel
that I'm filling with knowledge.

298
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,479
I also get to hold stuff.

299
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,650
Cole didn't have what it takes, all right?
We surgeons are an elite crew.

300
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,353
Really? Say, Todd, do me a favor.

301
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,259
Would you tell me
what that wonderful new invention is

302
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,422
you've been working on?

303
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,658
It's a series of erotic novelty wines.

304
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:37,567
Chardonn-gay, Sauvignon Donk,
Teeny-Weeny Peni Grigio.

305
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,198
Patent-pending five. Drink up, boys.

306
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,935
Yes, indeedy, sweetie.

307
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:46,103
You surgeons truly are
the chosen ones.

308
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:49,114
Come on, he wasn't even serious
about it. I bet he's already moved on.

309
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:52,083
Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing.

310
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,814
I can fix it.

311
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:06,029
And the worst part is I had to stay
in that room for 17 horse funerals.

312
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:11,526
Okay, so young Cole may not be
an ideal protege.

313
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,197
He may not even be an ideal human.

314
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:17,675
Nevertheless, you don't get to pick
who needs you as a mentor.

315
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,678
Do you realize, for the last eight years,

316
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,011
I've been saddled
with a whiny, clingy lady-man

317
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:26,449
whose very life force
was dependent on hugs?

318
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,885
And now, of course,
I have young Drew.

319
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,220
And although he may be filled
with a bubbling rage

320
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:34,691
that I fear cannot be contained
very much longer,

321
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,992
at least he doesn't need me
to hold his hand

322
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,089
when he speaks of love
and his true feelings.

323
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,692
The point is
we don't always get to choose

324
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,865
who deserves and who wants our help.
That's it.

325
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,567
Why you gotta always ruin
pastry time?

326
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,476
Perfectly good pastry.

327
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,615
- Dr. Cox, can I ask you something?
- Yes.

328
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:04,611
When you're in love,
how do you set aside your fears

329
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:08,752
so that you can just dive in
and follow your heart?

330
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,058
Oh, dear God, Drew, not you.

331
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,624
It's happening again.
It's happening again.

332
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:25,103
Ben, I am very upset with you.
You tricked me.

333
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:30,878
All old and cute on the outside
and horrible and cruel on the inside.

334
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,117
I was planning
an amazing tribute for you,

335
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,850
stories and poems
and a dozen purple balloons

336
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,154
to signify a cluster of grapes.

337
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,457
Well, now I'm going to pop them

338
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:47,693
so they look like raisins, nature's
saddest fruit, all shriveled and dry.

339
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,224
Hey. Stop being weird.

340
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,965
I'm trying to eat my sandwich
around some corpses.

341
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:56,566
- Why are you eating lunch in here?
- Why are you yelling at a dead guy?

342
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,667
See, we all got a lot of questions.

343
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:02,305
I'm yelling at Ben because I made
this really beautiful tribute for him,

344
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,178
and it turns out he was a jerk.

345
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:07,413
- So? Did he have all his parts?
- Yeah.

346
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,977
Were you able
to slice through his tendons,

347
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,216
sift through his lower intestines
and study the anatomy

348
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,191
- of his right hepatic flexure?
- Yes.

349
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,786
Then he was exactly
who he was supposed to be.

350
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,127
Who cares if he was a jerk in real life?

351
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,461
You have to learn to adjust

352
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,730
when your expectations
don't match the reality,

353
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,364
whether it's about the present state
of a relationship...

354
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,736
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking down the curtain.

355
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,703
Sorry I was such a jerk.

356
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,509
It's just sometimes
the tiniest changes terrify me,

357
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:39,745
and I just need a little time
to process things,

358
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,015
but eventually I come around.

359
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,524
Is this a sledgehammer?

360
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,894
Is what a sledgehammer?

361
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,125
This sledgehammer.

362
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,237
You're the one
who put the hole in the wall.

363
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,339
I may have.

364
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,741
Look, I mean,
room and board is expensive.

365
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,905
I think that we should live together
next year.

366
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,939
So, this was my way
of easing you into it, you know,

367
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,646
getting you comfortable with the idea.

368
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,948
I'm curious to see whether it worked.

369
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:24,321
- This is where you say...
- I'm in love with a sociopath?

370
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,388
Wrong. Yes or no.

371
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,331
I mean, it's your life. Sort of.

372
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,231
Yes.

373
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,613
...or your expectations
about a person's future.

374
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,514
Hey, Cole, you got a sec?

375
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,781
Listen, I've been thinking about it
and, amazingly enough,

376
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,719
the same things
that make you a complete douche

377
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,588
also give you the potential
to be a good surgeon.

378
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:55,957
So, it'd be an honor to teach you,

379
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,861
if that's something you really want.

380
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,528
It might be the first thing
I've ever really wanted.

381
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,901
Don't get all mushy, all right?

382
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,031
Or even your expectations
about somebody's past.

383
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,010
I met Ben
on my first day of med school

384
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,674
at a moment when I wasn't really sure
if I would make it.

385
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,582
But the truth is,
I didn't really know Ben.

386
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:26,019
In life, I'm sure he had his faults,
but in death, he did great things.

387
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,453
He brought us together
and helped us realize

388
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,985
that we couldn't do it all on our own.

389
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,628
He gave us the confidence
to believe in ourselves.

390
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:40,870
And he gave his body
so that we could become doctors.

391
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,600
And for that, we thank him.

392
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,281
Oh! Come on!

393
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:04,457
Hey, Clint. So, what you got planned
this weekend?

394
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,088
- Just going to see the Eels.
- Really?

395
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:10,261
You're a member of the aquarium, too?
Those annual fees are so worth it.

396
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,668
My daughters and I,
we love the sea turtles.

397
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:15,104
They're slow in the body,
but fast in the mind, right?

398
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,698
Lightning fast!

399
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:20,200
Yeah, I was actually talking
about the band, the Eels.

400
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,505
Oh!

401
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,911
Rock music!

402
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,608
Rock... What am I doing?

403
00:21:27,305 --> 00:22:27,784
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