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Mr. Magnussen, please state your
full name for the record.

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Charles Augustus Magnussen.

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Mr. Magnussen,

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how would you describe your
influence over the Prime Minister?

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The British Prime Minister?

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Any of the British Prime Ministers
you have known.

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I never had the slightest
influence over any of them.

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Why would I?

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I notice you've had seven meetings
at Downing Street this year.

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Why?

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Because I was invited.

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Can you recall the subjects
under discussion?

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Not without being more indiscreet
than I believe is appropriate.

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Do you think it right that
a newspaper proprietor,

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a private individual,
and in fact a foreign national,

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should have such regular access
to our Prime Minister?

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I don't think it's wrong that
a private individual should

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accept an invitation.

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However, you have my sincere
apologies for being foreign.

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That's not what I meant. That is
not in any way...

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Mr. Magnussen,
can you recall an occasion

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when your remarks could have
influenced government policy?

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Or the Prime Minister's
thinking in any way?

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No.

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Are you sure?

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I have an excellent memory.

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Your car is waiting outside...
See you tomorrow.

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May I join you?

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I don't think it's appropriate.

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It isn't. Mr. Magnussen, outside the
inquiry, we can have no contact,

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no communication at all.

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Please don't do that.

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In 1982, your husband corresponded
with Helen Catherine Driscoll.

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That was before I knew him.

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The letters were lively, loving...

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some would say explicit.

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And currently in my possession.

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Will you please move your hand?

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"I long, my darling, to know
the touch of your... body."

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I know what was in the letters.

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She was 15.

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She looked older.

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Oh, she looked delicious.
We have photographs too.

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The ones she sent him.

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Yum-yum.

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He was unaware of her age.

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He met her only
once before the letters began.

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When he discovered the truth,
he stopped immediately.

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Those are the facts.

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Facts are for history books.
I work in news.

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Your hand is sweating.

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Always, I'm afraid.
I have a condition.

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It's disgusting.

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I'm used to it.

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The whole world is wet to my touch.

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I will call someone,
I will have you removed.

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What is that?

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Claire de la Lune?

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A bit young for you, isn't it?

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You want to hit me now?
Could you, still?

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Little old lady now.

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Perhaps you should
settle for calling someone.

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Well, go on.

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No?

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Because now there are consequences.

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I have the letters
and therefore I have you.

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This is blackmail.

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Of course it isn't blackmail.

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This is... ownership.

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You do not own me.

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Claire de la Lune.

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It never tastes like it smells,
does it?

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Lady Smallwood's bill is on me.
See to it.

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Yes, Mr. Magnussen.

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Oh, God! Oh!

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You all right, ma'am?

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Fine, yes.

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Magnussen!

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No-one stands up to him.

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No-one dares, no-one even tries.

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There isn't a man or woman
in England capable of stopping

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that disgusting creature...

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Ma'am?

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Turn the car around. We're going
back into town. Turn around.

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Where are we going, ma'am?

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Baker Street.

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"You've seen a lot of injuries,
then? Violent deaths?"

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- "Enough for a lifetime."
- "Want to see some more?"

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"Oh, God, yes."

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"The game is on."

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I know it's early.
Really, I'm sorry.

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Is that Kate?
Yeah, it's Kate.

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Invite her in?

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Er, sorry, yes,
do you want to come in, Kate?

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Hey!

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It's hard.

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There you go. It's Isaac.
Oh, your husband? Son. Son, yeah.

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He's gone missing again.
Didn't come home last night.

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The usual.

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He's the drugs one, yeah?

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Er, yeah, nicely put, John.

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But is it Sherlock Holmes you want?
Because I've not seen him in ages.

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About a month.
Who is Sherlock Holmes?

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See, that does happen.

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There's a place they all go to,
him and his friends.

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They all do whatever they do.

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Shoot up, whatever you call it.

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Where is he? It's a house, it's a
dump. It's practically falling down.

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No, the address? Where, exactly?

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Seriously? Why not?

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She's not going to the police,
someone's got to get him.

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Why you? I'm being neighbourly.
Since when?

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Ha, since now.
Since this exact minute.

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Why are you being so...? What?

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I don't know,
what's the matter with you?

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There is NOTHING the matter with me.

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Imagine I said that without
shouting. I'm trying.

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No, you can't come, you're pregnant.

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You can't go, I'm pregnant!

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What is that?!

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It's a tyre lever. Why? Cos there
were loads of smackheads in there

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and one of them
might need help with a tyre.

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If there's any trouble,
just go, I'll be fine.

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John, John, John, John...

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It is a tiny bit sexy.

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Yeah, I know.

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Hello?

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What do you want? Excuse me.

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Oh, no, you can't come in here!

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I'm looking for a friend.
A very specific... friend.

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I'm not just browsing.

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You've got to go.
No-one's allowed here.

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Isaac Whitney, you seen him?

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I'm asking you
if you've seen Isaac Whitney

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and now you're showing me a knife.

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Is it a clue? Are you doing a mime?

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Go. Or I'll cut you.

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Oh, not from there. Let me help.

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Now, concentrate. Isaac... Whitney?

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OK, you asked for it.

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Agh! Ohh!

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Right. Are you concentrating yet?

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You broke my arm!

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No, I sprained it.

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It feels squishy.
Is it supposed to feel squishy?

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Feel that! Yeah, it's a sprain.

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I'm a doctor,
I know how to sprain people.

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Now where is Isaac Whitney?

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I don't know! Maybe upstairs.

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There you go. Wasn't that easy?

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No, it was really sore.

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Mental, you are!

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No, just used to a better
class of criminal.

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Isaac? Isaac Whitney?

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Isaac?

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Hello, mate. Sit up for me, sit up.

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Dr. Watson? Yep.

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Where am I?

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Arse-end of the universe with
the scum of the earth. Look at me.

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Have you come for me?

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Do you think
I know a lot of people here?

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Hey, all right?

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Oh, hello, John.
Didn't expect to see you here.

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Come for me too?

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Hello, Isaac. Mrs. Watson,
can I, can I get in, please?

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Yes, of course, get in. Where's
John? They're having a fight.

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Who is?!

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For God sakes, John, I'm on a case!

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A month. That's all it took.

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One! I'm working.

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"Sherlock Holmes in a drug den."
How's that going to look?!

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I'm undercover. No, you're not!

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Well, I'm not now!

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In, both of you, quickly!

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Please, can I come?
I think I've got a broken arm.

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No, go away. No, let him. Why?
Yeah, just get in. It's a sprain.

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Anyone else? I mean, are we taking
everybody home, are we?

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All right, Shezza?

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"Shezza"? I WAS undercover!

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Seriously, Shezza, though?

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We're not going home, we're going to
Bart's. I'm calling Molly. Why?

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Because Sherlock Holmes needs
to pee in a jar.

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Well? Is he clean?

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Clean?

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How dare you throw away the
beautiful gifts you were born with!

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And how dare you betray
the love of your friends!

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Say you're sorry.

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Sorry your engagement's over. Though I'm
fairly grateful for the lack of a ring.

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Stop it. Just stop it!

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If you were anywhere near this
kind of thing again,

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you could have called,
you could have talked to me.

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Please, do relax.
This is all for a case.

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What kind of case would need
you doing this?

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I might as well ask you why you've
started cycling to work?

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No, we're not playing this game.

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Quite recently, I'd say,
you're very determined about it.

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Not interested. I am. Ow!

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Oh, sorry, you moved,
but it is just a sprain.

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Yeah, somebody hit me. Huh?

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Yeah, just some guy.

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Yeah, it was probably just
an addict in need of a fix.

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Yes, I think in a way it was.

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Is it his shirt? I'm sorry?

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Well, it's the creases, isn't it?

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The two creases down the front.

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It's been recently folded,
but it's not new.

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You must have dressed in a hurry
this morning.

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So all your shirts must be
kept like that.

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But why?

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Maybe cos you cycle to work
every morning, shower

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when you get there and then dress
in the clothes you brought with you.

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You keep your shirts folded,
ready to pack.

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Not bad.

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And I further deduce...

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you've only started recently
because you've got a bit of chafing.

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No, he's always walked like that.

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Remind me, what's your name again?

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They call me the Wig.
No, they don't.

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Well, they... they call me Wiggy.

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Nope.

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Bill. Bill Wiggins.

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Nice observational skills, Billy.

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Ah, finally!

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Finally what? Good news?

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Oh, excellent news, the best.

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There's every chance that my drug
habit might hit the newspapers.

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The game is on.
Excuse me... for a second.

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You've heard of Charles Augustus
Magnussen, of course?

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Yeah. Owns some newspapers.
Ones I don't read.

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Hang on, weren't there other people?

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Mary's taking the boys home,
I'm taking you, we did discuss it.

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People were talking, none of them
were me, I must have filtered.

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I noticed. I have to filter out
a lot of witless babble.

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I've got Mrs. Hudson
on semi-permanent mute.

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What is my brother doing here?

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So I'll just pay, then, shall I?

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He's straightened the knocker.

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He always corrects it, it's OCD,
doesn't even know he's doing it.

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Why do you do that? Do what?
Nothing.

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Well then, Sherlock,
back on the sauce?

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What are you doing here?
I phoned him.

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The siren call of old habits.
How very like Uncle Rudy.

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Though in many ways,
cross-dressing would have

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been a wiser path for you.
You phoned him.

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Of course I bloody phoned him.
Of course he bloody did.

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Now save me a little time -
where should we be looking?

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"We"?
Mr. Holmes?

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For God's sake!

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Anderson?! Sorry, Sherlock,
it's for your own good.

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Oh, that's him, isn't it?
You said he'd be taller.

252
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Some members of your little fan
club. Do be polite.

253
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,199
They're entirely trustworthy
and even willing to search

254
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,359
through the toxic waste dump that
you are pleased to call a flat.

255
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,479
You're a celebrity these days,
Sherlock.

256
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,039
You can't afford a drug habit.

257
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,759
- I do not have a drug habit.
- Hey, what happened to my chair?

258
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,999
It was blocking my view to the
kitchen.

259
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,399
Well, it's good to be missed!

260
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,719
You were gone, I saw an opportunity.
No, you saw the kitchen.

261
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,679
What have you found so far?
Clearly, nothing.

262
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,279
There's nothing to find!

263
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,199
Your bedroom door is shut.
You haven't been home all night.

264
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,439
So, why would a man who has never
knowingly closed a door without

265
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,759
the direct orders of his mother
bother to do so on this occasion?

266
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,919
OK, stop, just stop! Point made.

267
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,399
Jesus, Sherlock!

268
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:18,039
I shall have to phone our parents,
of course. In Oklahoma.

269
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,759
It won't be the first time that
your substance abuse

270
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,240
has wreaked
havoc with their line dancing.

271
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,519
This is not what you think.
This is for a case.

272
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,639
What case could possibly
justify this?

273
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,559
Magnussen.

274
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,000
Charles Augustus Magnussen.

275
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,119
That name you think you may have
just heard, you were mistaken.

276
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,559
If you ever mention hearing that
name in this room,

277
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,239
in this context,
I guarantee you, on behalf

278
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,159
of the British Security Services,
that materials will be found on

279
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:55,119
your computer hard-drives, resulting
in your immediate incarceration.

280
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,960
Don't reply, just look frightened
and scuttle.

281
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,160
I hope I won't have to
threaten you as well.

282
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,119
Well, I think we'd both find
that embarrassing.

283
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,719
Magnussen is not your business.

284
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,719
Oh, you mean he's yours? You may
consider him under my protection.

285
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,479
I consider you under his thumb.

286
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,399
If you go against Magnussen,

287
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,639
then you will find yourself
going against me.

288
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,959
OK. I'll let you know if I notice.

289
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,839
Um, what was I going to say?
Oh, yeah.

290
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,440
Bye-bye.

291
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,679
Unwise, brother mine.

292
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,879
Ohh! Ugh!

293
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,040
Brother mine...

294
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,839
don't appal me when I'm high.

295
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,679
Mycroft, don't say another word,
just go.

296
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,039
He could snap you in two
and right now,

297
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,640
I'm slightly worried that he might.

298
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,680
Don't speak, just leave.

299
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,160
Oh.

300
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,279
Er, Magnussen?

301
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,199
What time is it? About eight.

302
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,839
I'll be meeting him in three hours.
I need a bath.

303
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,839
It's for a case, you say? Yep.
What sort of case?

304
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,639
Too big and dangerous for any sane
individual to get involved in.

305
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,399
You trying to put me off? God, no.

306
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,720
Trying to recruit you.

307
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,040
And stay out of my bedroom.

308
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,559
Oh, John, hi. How are you?

309
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,679
Janine?

310
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,839
Sorry, not dressed.
Has everybody gone?

311
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,239
I heard shouting.
Yes, they're gone.

312
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,399
God, look at the time. I'll be late.

313
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,519
It sounded like an argument.
Was it Mike? Mike?

314
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,639
Mike, yeah. His brother, Mike.
They're always fighting.

315
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,879
Mycroft.

316
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,439
Do people actually call him that?

317
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,639
Yeah. Huh!

318
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,759
Oh, could you be a love
and put some coffee on?

319
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,199
Sure, right, yeah.

320
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,839
Thanks. Oh, how is Mary?
How's married life?

321
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,359
She's fine. We're both fine. Yeah.

322
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,319
Oh, it's over there now.
Where's Sherl?

323
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,399
"Sherl!"

324
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,279
Er, he's just having a bath.
I'm sure he'll be out in a minute.

325
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,240
Oh, like he ever is! Yeah.

326
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,120
Morning. Room for a little one?

327
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,400
Morning.

328
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,559
Ooh!

329
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,519
So, it's just a guess, but you've
probably got some questions?

330
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,879
Yeah, one or two. Pretty much.

331
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,280
Naturally.

332
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,560
You have a girlfriend? Yes, I have.

333
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,199
Now, Magnussen.
Magnussen is like a shark.

334
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,999
It's the only way
I can describe him.

335
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,071
Have you ever been to the
shark tank at the London

336
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,919
Aquarium, John? Stood
up close to the glass?

337
00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:01,360
Those floating, flat faces,
those dead eyes. That's what he is.

338
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,879
I've dealt with murderers,
psychopaths,

339
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,159
terrorists, serial killers.

340
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:13,000
None of them can turn my stomach
like Charles Augustus Magnussen.

341
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,119
Yes, you have?

342
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,479
Sorry, what?

343
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,599
You have a girlfriend? What? Yes,
yes, I'm going out with Janine.

344
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,400
I thought that was fairly obvious.
Yes. Well, yes.

345
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,279
You... You... You are
in a relationship?

346
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,079
Yes, I am.

347
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,919
You and Janine? Hmm.
Yes, me and Janine.

348
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,040
Care to elaborate?

349
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,839
Well, we're in a good place.
It's, um...

350
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,119
very affirming.
You got that from a book.

351
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,519
Everyone got that from a book.

352
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,279
OK, you two bad boys.
Behave yourselves.

353
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,479
You, Sherl, you're going to have to
tell me where you were last night.

354
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,399
Working. Working? Of course.

355
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,559
I'm the only one who really knows
what you're like, remember?

356
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,280
Well, don't you go letting on.

357
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,920
I might just, actually.

358
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,079
I haven't told Mary about this.

359
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,239
I kind of wanted to surprise her.
Yeah, I think you probably will.

360
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,759
But we should have you two
over for dinner, really soon.

361
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,999
Yeah. My place though,
not the scuzz-dump.

362
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,919
Great, yeah.

363
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,599
Dinner, yeah.

364
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,040
I'd better dash. It was
brilliant to see you. You too.

365
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,079
Have a lovely day. Call me later.

366
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,919
I might do. I might call you.

367
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,960
Unless I meet someone prettier.

368
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,760
Solve me a crime, Sherlock Holmes.

369
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,559
You know Magnussen
as a newspaper owner,

370
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,279
but he is so much more than that.

371
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,839
He uses his power and wealth
to gain information.

372
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,879
The more he acquires,
the greater his wealth and power.

373
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,103
And I'm not exaggerating
when I say that he knows

374
00:21:59,115 --> 00:22:01,439
the critical pressure point
on every person of note

375
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,919
or influence in the whole of the
Western World and probably beyond.

376
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,559
He is the Napoleon of blackmail.

377
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:12,519
And he has created an unassailable
architecture of forbidden knowledge.

378
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,280
Its name... is Appledore.

379
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,599
Dinner? Sorry, what dinner?

380
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,719
Me and Mary coming for dinner with...

381
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,559
wine and... sitting.

382
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,479
Seriously? I have just told you that
the Western World is run

383
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,840
from this house and you want to talk about
dinner? Fine. Talk about the house.

384
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,159
It is the greatest repository
of sensitive and dangerous

385
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,879
information anywhere in the world,

386
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,639
the Alexandrian Library
of secrets and scandals

387
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,759
and none of it is on a computer.

388
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,679
He's smart. Computers can be hacked.

389
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,479
It's all on hard copy, in vaults,
underneath that house.

390
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,159
And as long as it is,
the personal freedom of anyone

391
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,040
you've ever met is a fantasy.

392
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,959
That was the doorbell.
Couldn't you hear it?

393
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,919
It's in the fridge. It kept ringing.
Oh, that's not a fault, Sherlock!

394
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,640
Who is it?

395
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,080
Mr. Holmes said you can go right up.

396
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,760
Oh. Go ahead.

397
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,519
Sir?

398
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,799
Can I have a moment?

399
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,120
He's fine.

400
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,119
Look, I... Right.
I should probably tell you...

401
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,800
OK, I... There.

402
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,399
Doesn't mean I'm not
pleased to see you.

403
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,439
I can vouch for this man.
He is a doctor.

404
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,279
If you know who I am,
then you know who he is.

405
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,960
Don't you, Mr. Magnussen?

406
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,199
I understood we were meeting
at YOUR office.

407
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,600
This is my office.

408
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,080
Well, it is now.

409
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,519
Mr. Magnussen, I have been
asked to intercede with you

410
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,599
by Lady Elizabeth Smallwood

411
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,399
on the matter
of her husband's letters.

412
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,760
Some time ago you put pressure
on her concerning those letters.

413
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,880
She would like those letters back.

414
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,879
Obviously, the letters no longer
have any practical use to you,

415
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,520
so with that in mind...

416
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,079
Something I said?

417
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,960
No, no. I was reading.

418
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,840
There's rather a lot.

419
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,200
Redbeard?

420
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,479
Sorry. Sorry, you were
probably talking.

421
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,159
I...

422
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,039
I was trying to explain that I have
been asked to act on behalf of...

423
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,079
Bathroom?
Along from the kitchen, sir.

424
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,119
OK. I've been asked to negotiate
the return of those letters.

425
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:12,159
I am aware you do not make copies
of sensitive documents.

426
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,559
Is it like the rest of the flat?
Sir? The bathroom?

427
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,439
Yes, sir. Maybe not then.

428
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,160
Am I acceptable to you
as an intermediary?

429
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:29,560
Lady Elizabeth Smallwood...
I like her.

430
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,639
Mr. Magnussen,
am I acceptable to you

431
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,479
as an intermediary?

432
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,080
She's English with a spine.

433
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,120
Best thing about the English...

434
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,399
you're so domesticated.

435
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,560
All standing around, apologising...

436
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,480
keeping your little heads down.

437
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:03,439
You can do what you like here.
No-one's ever going to stop you.

438
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,960
A nation of herbivores.

439
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,519
I have interests
all over the world but...

440
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,320
everything starts in England.

441
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,720
If it works here...

442
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,240
I try it in a real country.

443
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,879
The United Kingdom,

444
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,360
Petri dish to the Western World.

445
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:34,319
Tell Lady Elizabeth I might need
those letters so...

446
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,600
I'm keeping them.

447
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,879
Goodbye.

448
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,840
Anyway...

449
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,040
they're funny.

450
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,359
Jesus!

451
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,320
Did you notice the one
extraordinary thing he did?

452
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,359
There was a moment that
kind of stuck in the mind, yeah.

453
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,760
Exactly. When he showed us
the letters.

454
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,399
OK. So, he's brought
the letters to London,

455
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,559
so no matter what he says,
he's ready to make a deal.

456
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,119
Now, Magnussen only makes a deal once
he's established a person's weaknesses,

457
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,799
the pressure point, he calls it.
So, clearly he believes

458
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,719
I'm a drug addict
and no serious threat.

459
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,808
And of course, because
he's in town tonight, the

460
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,919
letters will be in his
safe in his London office

461
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,119
while he's out to dinner with the Marketing
Group of GB from seven till ten.

462
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,999
How do you know his schedule? Because
I do. I'll see you tonight.

463
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,239
I've got some shopping to do.
What's tonight?

464
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,479
I'll text instructions.

465
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,079
Yeah, I'll text YOU if I'm available.
You are, I checked.

466
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,839
Don't bring a gun.
Why would I bring a gun?

467
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,999
Or a knife or a tyre lever. Probably
best not to do any arm-spraining,

468
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,079
but we'll see how the night goes. Are
you just assuming I'm coming along?

469
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,454
Time you got out of the house, John.
You've put on

470
00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:50,040
7 lbs since you married and
the cycling isn't doing it.

471
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:55,200
It's actually 4 lbs. Mary and I
think seven. See you later.

472
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,879
And breaking news now.

473
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,519
John Garvie MP has been arrested
today on charges of corruption.

474
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,520
This follows an investigation...

475
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,959
Magnussen's office is on the top
floor, just below his private flat.

476
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,559
There are 14 layers of security
between us and him,

477
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,199
two of which aren't even
legal in this country.

478
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,307
Want to know how we're
going to break in? Is that

479
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,480
what we're doing? Of course
it's what we're doing.

480
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,559
Magnussen's private lift.

481
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,119
Goes straight to his penthouse
and office. Only he uses it

482
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,319
and only his keycard calls the lift.

483
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,999
If anyone else even tries,
security is automatically informed.

484
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,319
Standard keycard for the building.

485
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,960
Nicked it yesterday. Only gets us
as far as the canteen.

486
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,799
Here we go then. If I was to use
this card on that lift now,

487
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,399
what happens?
Well, the alarms would go off

488
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,479
and you'd be dragged away
by security. Exactly.

489
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,119
Get taken to a small room somewhere
and your head kicked in.

490
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,960
Do we really need so much colour?
It passes the time.

491
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,759
But if I do this...

492
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,599
If you press a keycard against
your mobile phone for long enough,

493
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,159
it corrupts the magnetic strip.
The card stops working.

494
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,879
It's a common problem. Never put
your keycard with your phone.

495
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,679
What happens if I use the card now?

496
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,439
It still doesn't work.

497
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,919
But it doesn't read
as the wrong card now.

498
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,879
It registers as corrupted.

499
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,999
But if it's corrupted, how
do they know it's not Magnussen?

500
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,119
Would they risk dragging him off?
Probably not.

501
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,439
So, what do they do?
What do they have to do?

502
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,639
Check if it's him or not.

503
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,720
There's a camera at eye height
to the right of the door.

504
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,119
A live picture of the card user
is relayed directly

505
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,319
to Magnussen's personal staff
in his office,

506
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,079
the only people trusted
to make a positive ID.

507
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,039
At this hour,
almost certainly his PA.

508
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,040
So, how does that help us?

509
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,679
Human error.

510
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,800
I've been shopping.

511
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,279
Here we go then.

512
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,199
You realise you don't exactly
look like Magnussen?

513
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,960
Which in this case is
a considerable advantage.

514
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,919
Sherlock, you complete loon. What are
you doing?! Hang on, was that...?

515
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,479
Hi, Janine.

516
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,599
Go on, let me in.

517
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,879
I can't. You know I can't.
Don't be silly.

518
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,880
Don't make me do it out here.

519
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,279
Not in front of everyone.

520
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,000
Do what in front of everyone?

521
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,039
You see, as long as there's people, there's
always a weak spot. That was Janine.

522
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,039
Yes, of course it was.
She's Magnussen's PA.

523
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,205
That's the whole point. Did
you just get engaged to

524
00:31:07,217 --> 00:31:09,519
break into an office? Yeah.
Stroke of luck meeting her

525
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,039
at your wedding. You can take
some of the credit. Jesus!

526
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:17,600
Sherlock, she loves you.
Yes. Like I said, human error.

527
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,319
What are you going to do? Well, not
actually marry her, obviously.

528
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,479
There's only so far you can go.
So, what will you tell her?

529
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,639
Well, I'll tell her that our entire
relationship was a ruse

530
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,439
to break into her boss's office.
I imagine she'll want to stop

531
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,160
seeing me at that point,
but you're the expert on women.

532
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,159
So, where did she go?

533
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,839
That's a bit rude.
I just proposed to her.

534
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,159
Sherlock.

535
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,239
Did she faint?

536
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,079
Do they really do that?!

537
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,119
It's a blow to the head.

538
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,759
She's breathing.

539
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,799
Janine?

540
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,039
Another in here.

541
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,279
Security.

542
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,520
Does he need help?

543
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,119
Ex-con. White supremacist
by the tattoos, so who cares?

544
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,240
Stick with Janine.

545
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,520
Janine, focus on my voice.
Can you hear me?

546
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,159
Hey, they must still be here.

547
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,039
So is Magnussen.
His seat's still warm.

548
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,999
He should be at dinner,
but he's still in the building.

549
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,919
Upstairs. We should call the police.
During our own burglary?

550
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,879
You're really not a natural
at this, are you?

551
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,520
No, wait. Sssh.

552
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,000
Perfume and not Janine's.

553
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,719
Claire de la Lune.
Why do I know it?

554
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,960
Mary wears it. No, not Mary.
Somebody else.

555
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,000
Sherlock!

556
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,199
What would your husband think?

557
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,439
Your lovely husband,
upright and honourable,

558
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,719
so English. What would
he say to you now?

559
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,480
No, no!

560
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,639
You're doing this to protect
him from the truth?

561
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,199
Well, is this the protection
he would want?

562
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,319
Additionally, if you're
going to commit murder,

563
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,120
you might consider changing
your perfume, Lady Smallwood.

564
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,040
Sorry. Who?

565
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,280
That's... not Lady Smallwood,
Mr. Holmes.

566
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,360
Is John with you? He's, um...
Is John here?

567
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,960
He's downstairs.

568
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,239
So, what do you do now?

569
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,959
Kill us both?

570
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,519
Mary, whatever he's got on you,
let me help.

571
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,879
Oh, Sherlock, if you take one more
step, I swear I will kill you.

572
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,960
No, Mrs. Watson... you won't.

573
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,399
I'm sorry, Sherlock.

574
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,160
I truly am.

575
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,960
Mary?

576
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,959
It's not like it is in the movies.

577
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,199
There's not a great big spurt of
blood and you go flying backwards.

578
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,919
The impact isn't spread
over a wide area.

579
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,759
It's tightly focused so there's
little or no energy transfer.

580
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,679
You stay still
and the bullet pushes through.

581
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,320
You're almost certainly going
to die, so we need to focus.

582
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,920
I said, "Focus!"

583
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,159
It's all well and clever
having a mind palace,

584
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,839
but you've only three seconds
of consciousness left to use it.

585
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,479
So, come on.
What's going to kill you?

586
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,319
Blood loss. Exactly.
So, it's all about one thing now -

587
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,599
forwards or backwards?

588
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,959
We need to decide which way
you're going to fall.

589
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,919
One hole or two? Sorry?
Is the bullet still inside you?

590
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,599
Or is there an exit wound?
It'll depend on the gun.

591
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,799
That one, I think.

592
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,360
Or that one.

593
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,279
Oh, for God's sake, Sherlock.
It doesn't matter about the gun.

594
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,039
Don't be stupid.

595
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,399
You always were so stupid.

596
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,559
Such a disappointment.

597
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,159
I'm not stupid.

598
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,639
You're a very stupid little boy.

599
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,839
Mummy and Daddy are very cross

600
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,279
because it doesn't matter
about the gun.

601
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,559
Why not?

602
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,759
You saw the whole room
when you entered it.

603
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,359
What was directly behind you
when you were murdered?

604
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,599
I've not been murdered YET.

605
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,800
Balance of probability,
little brother.

606
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,359
If the bullet had passed through
you, what would you have heard?

607
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,799
The mirror shattering.

608
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,320
You didn't. Therefore...?

609
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,959
The bullet's still inside me.

610
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,999
So we need to take him
down backwards.

611
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,959
I agree. Sherlock,
you need to fall on your back.

612
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,199
Right now the bullet is
the cork in a bottle.

613
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,759
The bullet itself is blocking
most of the blood flow.

614
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,119
But any pressure or impact on the
entrance wound could dislodge it.

615
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,639
Plus, on your back, gravity's
working for us.

616
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,200
Fall... now.

617
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,960
What the hell is that?!
What's happening?!

618
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,199
You're going into shock. It's the
next thing that's going to kill you.

619
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,159
What do I do? Don't go
into shock, obviously.

620
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,319
Must be something in this ridiculous
memory palace of yours

621
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,760
that can calm you down.

622
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,520
Find it.

623
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,919
The East Wind is coming, Sherlock.

624
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,600
It's coming to get you.

625
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,240
Find it.

626
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,159
Hello, Redbeard. Here, boy.

627
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,759
Come on. Come to me.

628
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,559
It's OK. It's all right.

629
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,599
Come on.
It's me. It's me.

630
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,799
Come on.

631
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,719
Good boy. Clever boy.

632
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,199
Good boy.

633
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,080
Hello, Redbeard. They're putting
me down too now.

634
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,679
It's no fun, is it?

635
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,360
Redbeard.

636
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,399
That was shock. You're going
to feel the pain.

637
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,639
There's a hole ripped through you.

638
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,839
Massive internal bleeding.

639
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,120
You have to control the pain.

640
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,040
Control. Control. Control.

641
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,520
You...

642
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,480
You never felt pain, did you?

643
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,279
Why did you never feel pain?

644
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,000
You always feel it, Sherlock.

645
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,920
But you don't have to fear it!

646
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,560
Pain...

647
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,720
heartbreak...

648
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,480
loss...

649
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,520
death... it's all good.

650
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,079
It's all good.

651
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,039
Sherlock! Sherlock. Can you hear me?

652
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,519
What happened?

653
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,759
He got shot.

654
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,879
Jesus!

655
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,199
Sherlock.

656
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,799
Oh, my!

657
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,999
Who shot him?!

658
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,239
"Emergency. Which service
do you require?"

659
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:16,439
♪ It's raining ♪ It's pouring

660
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:21,200
♪ Sherlock is boring

661
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:27,319
♪ I'm laughing ♪ I'm crying

662
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,119
♪ Sherlock is dying. ♪

663
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,840
Sherlock!

664
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,080
We're losing you. Sherlock!

665
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:42,080
Come on, Sherlock.
Just die, why can't you?

666
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,000
One little push and off you pop.

667
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,720
You're going to love being dead,
Sherlock. No-one ever bothers you.

668
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,639
Mrs. Hudson will cry...

669
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,959
and Mummy and Daddy will cry...

670
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:11,199
and the woman will cry and John
will cry buckets and buckets.

671
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,279
It's him that I worry about
the most. That wife!

672
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,519
You're letting him down, Sherlock.

673
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,480
John Watson is definitely in danger.

674
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,359
Oh, you're not getting
better, are you?

675
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,000
Was it something I said, huh?

676
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,200
Sherlock!

677
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,519
Mary. Hey.

678
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,239
He's only bloody woken up.

679
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:43,599
He's pulled through. Really?
Yeah. Seriously? You...

680
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,359
Mrs. Watson, you're in big trouble.

681
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,759
Really? Why?

682
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,960
His first word when he woke up...
"Mary."

683
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,680
You don't tell him.

684
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,200
Sherlock?

685
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,760
You don't tell John.

686
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,000
Bad girl.

687
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,760
Bad, bad girl.

688
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,200
Look at me...

689
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,720
and tell me you're not
going to tell him.

690
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,040
I'm buying a cottage.

691
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,519
I've made a lot of money
out of you, mister.

692
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,879
Nothing hits the spot
like revenge with profits.

693
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,359
You didn't give those stories
to Magnussen, did you?

694
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,559
God, no. One of his rivals.
He was spitting.

695
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,159
Hmm.

696
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,639
Sherlock Holmes, you are
a back-stabbing, heartless,

697
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,399
manipulative bastard.

698
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,559
And you, as it turns out,
are a grasping, opportunistic,

699
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,039
publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.

700
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,519
So, we're good then?

701
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,559
Yeah, of course.

702
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,319
Where's the cottage? Sussex Downs.

703
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,239
Nice. It's gorgeous.

704
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,639
There's beehives,
but I'm getting rid of those.

705
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,959
Oh, it hurts, does it?

706
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,039
Probably want to restart
your morphine.

707
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,679
I might have fiddled with the taps.

708
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,199
How much more revenge are you going
to need? Just the occasional top-up.

709
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,359
Dream come true for you, this place.

710
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,559
They actually attach
the drugs to you.

711
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,199
Not good for working.

712
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,759
You won't be working
for a while, Sherl.

713
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,679
You lied to me.

714
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,999
You lied and lied.

715
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,799
I exploited the fact
of our connection.

716
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,080
When?

717
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,599
Just once would have been nice.

718
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,159
Oh.

719
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,519
I was waiting till we got married.

720
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,640
That was never going to happen.

721
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,400
Got to go.

722
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,559
I'm not supposed
to keep you talking.

723
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,199
And also, I have an interview
with The One Show

724
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,600
and I haven't made it up yet.

725
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,319
Just one thing...

726
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,839
you shouldn't have lied to me.

727
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,319
I know what kind of man you are,

728
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,039
but we could have been friends.

729
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,160
I'll give your love
to John and Mary.

730
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,519
You don't tell him.

731
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,879
You don't tell John.

732
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,240
So...

733
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,240
Mary Watson...

734
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,720
who are you?

735
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,840
Mary Watson.

736
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,639
I don't know how much sense
you'll get out of him.

737
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,839
He's drugged up,
so he's pretty much babbling.

738
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,039
Oh, they won't let you use
that in here, you know?

739
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,480
No, I'm not going to use the phone.
I just want to take a video.

740
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,800
Oh, Jesus!

741
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,879
So, where would he go?

742
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,559
Oh, Christ knows!

743
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,040
Try finding Sherlock in London.

744
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,359
He's got three known bolt-holes.

745
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,359
Parliament Hill, Camden Lock
and Dagmar Court.

746
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,999
Five known bolt holes.

747
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,279
There's the blind greenhouse
in Kew Gardens

748
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,359
and the leaning tomb
in Hampstead Cemetery.

749
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,839
Just the spare bedroom.

750
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,119
Well, my bedroom.

751
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,760
We agreed he needs the space.

752
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,519
Behind the clock face of Big Ben.

753
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,159
I think he was probably joking.

754
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,439
No, I don't think so.

755
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,639
Leinster Gardens. It's his number
one bolt hole. Top, top secret.

756
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,879
He only knows about it
cos he stalked him one night.

757
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,759
Followed! Followed, yeah.

758
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,719
He knew who shot him.

759
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,599
The bullet wound was here,
so he was facing whoever it was.

760
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,359
So, why not tell us? Because he's
tracking them down himself.

761
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,679
Or protecting them.
Protecting the shooter, why?

762
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,159
Well, protecting someone then.
But why would he care?

763
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,920
He's Sherlock. Who would he
bother protecting?

764
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,199
Call me if you hear anything.
Don't hold out on me, John.

765
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,519
Call me, OK? Yeah. Yeah, right.

766
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,520
Good night then. Bye then.

767
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,719
John, need a cuppa?

768
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:51,679
Mrs. Hudson, why does Sherlock think
that I'll be moving back in here?

769
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,519
Oh, yes, he's put your chair
back again, hasn't he?

770
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,080
That's nice. It looks much better.

771
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,799
John, what's wrong? Tell me. John?

772
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:07,119
That's your phone, isn't it?

773
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,559
It's Sherlock, John. Sherlock.

774
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,880
John, you have to answer it!

775
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,239
Spare any change, love? No.
Oh, come on, love.

776
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,920
Don't be like all the rest.

777
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,080
Rule one of looking
for Sherlock Holmes, he finds you.

778
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,399
You're working for Sherlock now?

779
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,080
Keeps me off the streets,
doesn't it? Well... no.

780
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,359
Where are you?
"Can't you see me?"

781
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,319
Well, what am I looking for?

782
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,080
"The lie, the lie of Leinster
Gardens, hidden in plain sight."

783
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,239
"Hardly anyone notices. People live
here for years and never see it."

784
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:57,599
"But if you are what I think you are,
it will take you less than a minute."

785
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,159
"The houses, Mary.
Look at the houses."

786
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,239
How did you know I'd come here?

787
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:07,079
"I knew you'd talk to the people
no-one else would bother with."

788
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,279
Huh, I thought I was being clever.

789
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,159
"You're always clever,
Mary, I was relying on that."

790
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,599
"I planted the information
for you to find."

791
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,799
Ohh!

792
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:17,959
"30 seconds."

793
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,639
But what am I looking at?

794
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,119
"No door knobs, no letterbox.
Painted windows."

795
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,279
"23 and 24 Leinster Gardens."

796
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,359
"The empty houses."

797
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,359
"They were demolished years ago to
make way for the London Underground,"

798
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,239
"a vent for the old steam trains."

799
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:38,759
"Only the very front
section of the house remains."

800
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,279
"It's just a facade."

801
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,599
"Remind you of anyone, Mary?"

802
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,439
"A facade?"

803
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,240
"Sorry, I never could resist
a touch of drama."

804
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,239
"Do come in. It's a little cramped."

805
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,839
Do you own this place?

806
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,799
"Hmm, I won it in a card game with
the Clarence House Cannibal."

807
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:04,960
"Nearly cost me my kidneys, but
fortunately I had a straight flush."

808
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,360
"Quite a gambler, that woman."

809
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,519
What do you want, Sherlock?

810
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:19,000
"Mary Morstan was stillborn
in October 1972."

811
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:24,119
"Her gravestone is in Chiswick
cemetery, where five years ago"

812
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:28,279
"you acquired her name and date of
birth, and thereafter her identity."

813
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,119
"That's why you don't have
friends from before that date."

814
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,799
Need to work on your half of the
church, Mary. Looking a bit thin.

815
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,359
Oh, orphan's lot.
Friends, that's all I have.

816
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,279
"It's an old enough technique,
known to the kinds of people"

817
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,039
"who could recognise
a skip code on sight..."

818
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,599
At first I thought it was just
a Bible thing, spam, but it's not.

819
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,359
It's a skip code.

820
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,919
"..Have extraordinarily
retentive memories."

821
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,559
How can you not remember which room?
You remember everything!

822
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,999
I have to delete something! 207.

823
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,079
You were very slow.

824
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,800
"How good a shot are you?"

825
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,039
How badly do you want to find out?

826
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,359
"If I die here,
my body would be found in a building"

827
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,079
"with your face
projected on the front of it."

828
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,679
"Even Scotland Yard could get
somewhere with that."

829
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,759
"I want to know how good you are."

830
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,279
"Go on, show me."

831
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,320
"The doctor's wife must be
a little bit bored by now."

832
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,040
May I see?

833
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,159
Huh, it's a dummy.

834
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,200
Well, I suppose that was a fairly
obvious trick.

835
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,959
And yet,
over a distance of six feet,

836
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,920
you failed to make a kill shot.

837
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,560
Enough to hospitalise me,
not enough to kill me.

838
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,960
That wasn't a miss,
that was surgery.

839
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,239
I'll take the case. What case?

840
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:22,839
Yours. Why didn't you come to me
in the first place?

841
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,599
Because John can't ever know that
I lied to him.

842
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,239
It would break him
and I would lose him forever.

843
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,720
And Sherlock, I will never
let that happen.

844
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,279
Please, understand,

845
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:41,359
there is nothing in this world I
would not do to stop that happening.

846
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,560
Sorry.

847
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,800
Not that obvious a trick.

848
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,440
Now talk and sort it out
and do it quickly.

849
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,119
"Hark! The Herald
Angels Sing"

850
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,999
Oh, dear God, it's only two o'clock.

851
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,199
It's been Christmas Day
for at least a week now.

852
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,759
How can it only be two o'clock?
I'm in agony.

853
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,759
Mikey, is this your laptop?

854
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,639
Upon which depends the security
of the free world, yes,

855
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,399
and you've got potatoes on it!

856
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,919
You shouldn't leave it lying around
if it's so important.

857
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,199
Why are we doing this?
We never do this.

858
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,919
We are here because Sherlock
is home from hospital

859
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,079
and we are all very happy.

860
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,719
Am I happy too? I haven't checked.

861
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:48,959
Behave, Mike!

862
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,639
Mycroft is the name you gave me,

863
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:54,559
if you could possibly struggle all
the way to the end. Mrs. Holmes.

864
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,959
Oh, thank you, dear. I'm not
absolutely sure why you're here.

865
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,359
I invited him.

866
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,079
I'm his protege, Mrs. Holmes.

867
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,159
When he dies,
I get all his stuff and his job.

868
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,679
No. Oh, well, I help out a bit.

869
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,759
Closer.

870
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,599
If he does get murdered or
something...

871
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,679
Probably stop talking now. OK.

872
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,799
Lovely when you
bring your friends round!

873
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,959
Stop it, you.
Somebody's put a bullet in my boy.

874
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:23,599
If I ever find out who,
I shall turn absolutely monstrous.

875
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,880
This was for Mary.
I'll be back in a minute.

876
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,919
Ah. Mary. There you are.

877
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,279
Cup of tea. If Father starts
making little humming noises,

878
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,359
just give him a little poke.
That usually does it.

879
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,439
Did you write this?

880
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,559
Oh, that silly old thing,
you mustn't read that.

881
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,719
Mathematics must seem terribly
fatuous now.

882
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,800
No humming, you.

883
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,439
Complete flake, my wife, but happens
to be a genius.

884
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,999
She was a mathematician?

885
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,639
Gave it all up for children. I could
never bear to argue with her.

886
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,359
I'm something of a moron myself.

887
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:09,119
But she's... unbelievably hot.

888
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,120
Oh my God, you're the sane one,
aren't you?

889
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,400
Aren't you?

890
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,040
Oh. Sorry, I just, er...

891
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,399
Oh, you two need a moment?

892
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,279
If you don't mind?

893
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:32,239
No, course not. I'll go and see if
I can help with...

894
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,720
something or another.

895
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,159
Those two. They all right?

896
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,520
Well, you know,
they've had their ups and downs.

897
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,480
Baker Street, now.

898
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,200
John, Mary...

899
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,119
Oh, Sherlock, oh, good gracious,
you look terrible!

900
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,519
Get me some morphine
from your kitchen, I've run out.

901
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,159
I don't have any morphine. Then what
exactly is the point of you?!

902
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,679
What is going on?

903
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:23,999
Bloody good question.

904
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,110
The Watsons are about to
have a domestic and fairly

905
00:55:26,122 --> 00:55:27,999
quickly I hope, because
we've got work to do.

906
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,359
No, I have a better question -

907
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:33,440
is everyone I have ever met
a psychopath?

908
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,959
Yes.

909
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,720
Good that we've settled that.
Now we... SHUT UP!

910
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,679
And stay shut up,
because this is not funny.

911
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,719
Not this time.

912
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,559
I didn't say it was funny. You.

913
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,280
What have I ever done? Hmm?

914
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,079
My whole life, to deserve you?

915
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,639
Everything.

916
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,319
Sherlock, I've told you, shut up.

917
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,359
No, I mean it -
seriously, everything.

918
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,679
Everything you've ever done,
is what you did.

919
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,079
Sherlock, one more word
and you will not need morphine.

920
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,079
You were a doctor who went to war.

921
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,959
You're a man who couldn't stay in
the suburbs for more than a month

922
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,359
without storming a crack den,
beating up a junkie.

923
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,879
Your best friend is a
sociopath, who solves crimes

924
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,519
as an alternative to getting high.
That's me, by the way, hello.

925
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,439
Even the landlady used to
run a drug cartel.

926
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,439
It was my husband's cartel.
I was just typing.

927
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,079
And exotic dancing.

928
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,479
Sherlock Holmes,
if you've been YouTubing...

929
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:31,239
John, you are addicted to
a certain lifestyle.

930
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:35,559
You are abnormally attracted to
dangerous situations and people,

931
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:40,439
so is it truly such a surprise
that the woman you fall in love with

932
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,079
conforms to that pattern?

933
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,480
But she wasn't supposed to
be like that!

934
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,080
Why is SHE like that?

935
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,600
Because you chose her.

936
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,880
Why is everything always
MY FAULT?!

937
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,959
Oh, neighbours!

938
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,559
John, listen. Be calm and answer me.

939
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,519
What is she?

940
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,759
My lying wife? No, what is she?

941
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,279
And the woman who is carrying my child, who
has lied to me since the day I met her.

942
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,639
No. Not in this flat,
not in this room.

943
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:24,360
Right here, right now, what is she?

944
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,400
OK.

945
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,720
Your way.

946
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,920
Always your way.

947
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,119
Sit.

948
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,479
Why?

949
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,560
Because that's where they sit.

950
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,639
The people who come in here
with their stories.

951
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,999
They're the clients,
that's all you are now, Mary.

952
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,040
You're a client.

953
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:00,639
This is where you sit and talk
and this is where we sit and listen.

954
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,600
Then we decide
if we want you or not.

955
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,439
So, are you OK?

956
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:40,440
Oh, are we doing conversation today?
It really is Christmas(!)

957
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,599
Now?

958
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:51,000
Seriously, months of silence
and we're going to do this now?

959
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,280
A.G.R.A., what's that?

960
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,440
Er... my initials.

961
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,559
Everything about who
I was is on there.

962
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,919
If you love me,
don't read it in front of me.

963
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,839
Why?

964
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,039
Because you won't love me
when you've finished

965
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,840
and I don't want to see that happen.

966
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,919
How much do you know already?

967
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:35,239
By your skill set, you are, or were,
an intelligence agent.

968
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,279
Your accent is currently English,
but I suspect you are not.

969
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,839
You're on the run from something.

970
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,079
You've used your skills
to disappear.

971
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,999
Magnussen knows your secret, which
is why you were going to kill him.

972
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,879
And I assume you befriended
Janine in order to get close to him.

973
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,159
Oh, you can talk!

974
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,479
Oh, look at you two,
you should have got married.

975
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,839
The stuff Magnussen has on me,

976
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,639
I would go to prison for the rest of
my life.

977
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,719
So you were going to kill him? People
like Magnussen should be killed,

978
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,159
that's why there are people like me.
Perfect!

979
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,239
So that's what you were, an assassin?
How could I not see that?

980
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,480
You did see that.

981
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:10,680
And you married me.

982
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,160
Because he's right.

983
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,840
It's what you like.

984
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:27,079
So, Mary, any documents that
Magnussen has

985
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,360
concerning yourself,
you want extracted and returned.

986
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,399
Why would you help me?

987
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,679
Because you saved my life.

988
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,999
Sorry-sorry, what?

989
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,280
When I happened on you
and Magnussen...

990
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,520
you had a problem.

991
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,000
More specifically,
you had a witness.

992
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,720
What do you do now?

993
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,840
Kill both of us?

994
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,600
"The solution, of course, was
simple. Kill us both and leave."

995
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,800
However,
sentiment got the better of you.

996
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,719
"One precisely calculated shot
to incapacitate me,"

997
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,839
"in the hope that it would buy you
more time to negotiate my silence."

998
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,519
Of course,
you couldn't shoot Magnussen.

999
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,639
On the night both of us
broke into the building,

1000
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,320
your own husband would
become a suspect. So...

1001
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:44,039
"You calculated that Magnussen would
use the fact of your involvement..."

1002
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:48,560
rather than sharing the information
with the police, as is his MO.

1003
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:55,679
And then you left the way you came.

1004
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,159
Have I missed anything?

1005
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,759
How did she save your life?

1006
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,039
She phoned the ambulance.
I phoned the ambulance.

1007
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,560
She phoned first.

1008
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,919
"Emergency,
which service do you require?"

1009
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,999
You didn't find me
for another five minutes.

1010
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,439
Left to you, I would have died.

1011
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,599
The average arrival
time for a London ambulance is...

1012
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,719
Did somebody call an ambulance?

1013
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,719
Eight minutes. Did you bring any
morphine? I asked on the phone.

1014
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,359
We were told there was a shooting.

1015
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,079
There was, last week.

1016
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,799
But I believe I'm bleeding
internally,

1017
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,959
my pulse is very erratic, you may need
to restart my heart on the way...

1018
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,599
Jesus, Sherlock. Come on, Sherlock.
Argh!

1019
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:35,199
John, John,
Magnussen is all that matters now.

1020
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,679
You can trust Mary -
she saved my life.

1021
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,279
She shot you.

1022
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,839
Mixed messages, I grant you that...
Argh!

1023
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,999
Sherlock! Sherlock! Take him.

1024
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,240
Got him? Yeah.

1025
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,400
So, have you read it?

1026
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,279
Would you come here a moment?
No, tell me, have you?

1027
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,360
Just... Come here.

1028
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,360
No, I'm fine.

1029
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,840
I've thought long and hard
about what I want to say to you.

1030
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,279
These are prepared words, Mary.

1031
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,920
I've chosen these words with care.
OK.

1032
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:38,440
The problems of your past
are your business.

1033
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,839
The problems of your future...

1034
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:44,960
are my privilege.

1035
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,480
It's all I have to say,
it's all I need to know.

1036
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,960
No, I didn't read it.

1037
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,240
You don't even know my name.

1038
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,719
Is "Mary Watson" good enough for you?

1039
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,519
Yes. Oh my God, yes.

1040
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,360
Then it's good enough for me, too.

1041
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:20,599
All this does not mean that I'm not
still basically pissed off with you.

1042
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,999
Hmm, I know, I know.

1043
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,999
I am very pissed off,
and it will come out now and then.

1044
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,240
I know, I know, I know.

1045
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,639
You can mow the sodding
lawn from now on.

1046
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,439
I do mow the lawn. I do it loads.

1047
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,679
You really don't.

1048
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,080
I choose the baby's name.
Not a chance. OK.

1049
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,119
I'm glad you've given up on the
Magnussen business. Are you?

1050
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:44,719
I'm still curious, though. He's
hardly your usual kind of puzzle.

1051
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,199
Why do you hate him?

1052
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,239
Because he attacks people
who are different

1053
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,839
and preys on their secrets.
Why don't you?

1054
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:53,519
He never causes too much damage
to anyone important.

1055
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,439
He's far too intelligent for that.

1056
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:59,839
He's a businessman, that's all.
And occasionally useful to us.

1057
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,920
A necessary evil,
not a dragon for you to slay.

1058
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,479
A dragon-slayer.
Is that what you think of me?

1059
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,679
No. It's what you think of yourself.

1060
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,079
Are you two smoking?!

1061
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,440
No. It was Mycroft.

1062
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:23,199
I have, by the way, a job offer
I should like you to decline.

1063
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,239
I decline your kind offer.

1064
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:26,639
I shall pass on your regrets.

1065
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:31,319
What was it? MI6. They want to
place you back into Eastern Europe.

1066
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,719
An undercover assignment
that would prove fatal to you in,

1067
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,519
I think, about six months.

1068
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,039
Then why don't you want me
to take it?

1069
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:44,199
It's tempting, but on balance, you
have more utility closer to home.

1070
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,480
Utility! How do I have utility?

1071
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:49,720
Here be dragons.

1072
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,599
This isn't agreeing with me.

1073
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:55,919
I'm going in.

1074
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:59,480
You need low tar.
You still smoke like a beginner.

1075
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:02,720
Also...

1076
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,280
your loss would break my heart.

1077
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,320
What the hell am
I supposed to say to that?!

1078
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,359
Merry Christmas? You hate Christmas.

1079
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:19,119
Yes. Perhaps there was
something in the punch.

1080
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,120
Clearly. Go and have some more.

1081
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:28,319
So you realise that Sherlock got us out
here to see his mum and dad for a reason?

1082
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:32,639
His lovely mum and dad, a fine
example of married life, I get that.

1083
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:36,199
That is the thing with Sherlock,
it's always the unexpected.

1084
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,519
Oi. Oi? Mary?

1085
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,599
Jesus Christ! Mary? Sit down.

1086
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,840
Mary, can you hear me?

1087
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,360
Don't drink Mary's tea.

1088
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,120
Or the punch.

1089
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:57,720
Sherlock...

1090
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,839
Did you just drug my pregnant wife?!

1091
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,199
Don't worry,
Wiggins is an excellent chemist.

1092
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,559
I calculated your wife's dose
myself. Won't affect the little one.

1093
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,679
I'll keep an eye on her.

1094
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,719
He'll monitor their recovery.
It's more or less his day job.

1095
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,000
What the hell have you done?!

1096
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,040
A deal with the devil.

1097
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,199
Shouldn't you be in hospital?

1098
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,799
I am in hospital.
This is the canteen.

1099
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,119
Is it? In my opinion, yes.
Have a seat.

1100
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,160
Thank you.

1101
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,359
I've been thinking about you.

1102
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,519
I've been thinking about you.

1103
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:40,960
Really?

1104
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:46,760
I want to see Appledore.

1105
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,159
Where you keep all the secrets,
all the files,

1106
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,439
everything you've got on everyone.

1107
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,160
I want you to invite me.

1108
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,800
What makes you think
I'd be so careless?

1109
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:05,800
Oh, I think you're a lot more
careless than you let on.

1110
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,520
Am I?

1111
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,880
It's the dead-eyed stare
that gives it away.

1112
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,720
Except it's not dead-eyed, is it?

1113
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,360
You're reading.

1114
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:35,960
Portable Appledore.
How does it work?

1115
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:41,920
Built-in flash drive? 4G wireless?

1116
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:59,159
They're just ordinary spectacles.

1117
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,920
Yes, they are.

1118
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,040
You underestimate me, Mr. Holmes.

1119
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,920
Impress me, then. Show me Appledore.

1120
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,519
Everything is available for a price.

1121
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,279
Are you making me an offer?

1122
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,520
A Christmas present.

1123
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,519
And what are you giving me
for Christmas, Mr. Holmes?

1124
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,880
My brother.

1125
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:46,440
Oh, Jesus!

1126
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:54,999
Sherlock, please tell me you haven't
just gone out of your mind.

1127
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,440
I'd rather keep you guessing.

1128
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,720
Ah, there's our lift.

1129
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,839
Coming?

1130
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,319
Where?

1131
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,239
You want your wife to be safe?
Of course I do.

1132
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,639
Good, because this is going to be
incredibly dangerous.

1133
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,405
One false move and we'll
have betrayed the

1134
01:10:15,417 --> 01:10:17,399
security of the United
Kingdom and be in prison

1135
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,719
for high treason. Magnussen is the most
dangerous man we've ever encountered

1136
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,399
and the odds are
comprehensively stacked against us.

1137
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,799
But it's Christmas! I feel the same.

1138
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:29,039
Oh, you mean it's actually Christmas.
Did you bring your gun, as I suggested?

1139
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:30,988
Why would I bring my gun
to your parents' house

1140
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,959
for Christmas dinner?!
Is it in your coat? Yes.

1141
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:35,480
Off we go, then. Where are we going?
Appledore.

1142
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,520
I would offer you a drink,
but it's very rare and expensive.

1143
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:43,799
Oh, it WAS you.

1144
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,559
Yes, of course.

1145
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:49,159
Very hard to find a pressure
point on you, Mr. Holmes.

1146
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,079
The drugs thing
I never believed for a moment.

1147
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:56,359
Anyway, you wouldn't care
if it was exposed, would you?

1148
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:59,480
But look how you
care about John Watson.

1149
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:02,920
Your damsel in distress.

1150
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:09,239
You put me in a fire, for leverage?!

1151
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,999
Oh, I would never let you burn,
Dr. Watson.

1152
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:16,440
I had people standing by.
I'm not a murderer.

1153
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:19,920
Unlike your wife.

1154
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:29,720
Let me explain how leverage works,
Dr. Watson.

1155
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,519
For those who understand
these things,

1156
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:37,479
Mycroft Holmes is the most powerful
man in the country.

1157
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,680
Well, apart from me.

1158
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:45,799
Mycroft's pressure point is his
junkie detective brother, Sherlock.

1159
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:48,759
Sherlock's pressure point
is his best friend, John Watson.

1160
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,639
John Watson's pressure
point is his wife.

1161
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,880
I own John Watson's wife,
I own Mycroft.

1162
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,760
He's what I'm getting for Christmas.

1163
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,880
It's an exchange, not a gift.

1164
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,280
Forgive me, but...

1165
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:11,639
I already seem to have it.

1166
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,160
It's password protected.

1167
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:19,559
In return for the password,
you will give me any material

1168
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:22,679
in your possession pertaining to the
woman I know as Mary Watson.

1169
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:27,719
Oh, she's bad, that one.
So many dead people.

1170
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,359
You should see what I've seen.
I don't need to see it.

1171
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:34,120
You might enjoy it, though.
I enjoy it.

1172
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,239
Then why don't you show us?

1173
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,760
Show you Appledore?
The secret vaults.

1174
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:43,399
Is that what you want?

1175
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:47,720
I want everything you've
got on Mary.

1176
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:00,119
You know, I honestly expected
something good.

1177
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:04,759
Oh, I think you'll find the contents of
that laptop... Include a GPS locator.

1178
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:07,679
By now your brother will
have noticed the theft

1179
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:11,559
and the security services will be
converging on this house.

1180
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:15,479
Having arrived, they'll find
top-secret information in my hands

1181
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:19,119
and they have every justification
to search my vaults.

1182
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,719
They will discover further
information of this kind

1183
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,639
and I will be imprisoned.

1184
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:28,199
You would be exonerated and restored
to your smelly little apartment

1185
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,960
to solve crimes with
Mr. and Mrs. Psychopath.

1186
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:36,520
Mycroft has been looking for this
opportunity for a long time.

1187
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:41,360
He'll be a very, very proud
big brother.

1188
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,799
The fact that you know it's going to
happen isn't going to stop it.

1189
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:50,600
Then why am I smiling? Ask me.

1190
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,480
Why are you smiling?

1191
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,479
Because Sherlock Holmes has made
one enormous mistake,

1192
01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:01,880
which will destroy
the lives of everyone he loves.

1193
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,560
And everything he holds dear.

1194
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:13,160
Let me show you
the Appledore vaults.

1195
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,240
The entrance to my vaults.

1196
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:30,120
This is where I keep you all.

1197
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,039
OK, so where are the vaults, then?

1198
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:51,120
Vaults? What vaults? There are no
vaults beneath this building.

1199
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:55,560
They're all in here.

1200
01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:01,000
The Appledore vaults
are my mind palace.

1201
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,559
You know about mind palaces,
don't you, Sherlock?

1202
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:09,639
How to store information so you
never forget it, by picturing it.

1203
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:16,360
I just sit here, I close my eyes
and down I go to my vaults.

1204
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,040
I can go anywhere inside my vaults.

1205
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,000
My memories.

1206
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:35,280
I'll look at the files
on Mrs. Watson.

1207
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:44,840
Hmm.

1208
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,279
Oh, this is one of my favourites.

1209
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,480
Oh, it's so exciting.

1210
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,559
All those wet jobs for the CIA.

1211
01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:03,160
Ooh, she's gone a bit freelance now,
bad girl.

1212
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,399
Oh, she's so wicked.

1213
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,800
I can really see why you like her.

1214
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,879
You see?

1215
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:28,079
So there are no documents, you don't
actually have anything here?

1216
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:29,879
Oh, sometimes
I send out for something,

1217
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:33,599
if I really need it,
but mostly I just remember it all.

1218
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:34,719
I don't understand.

1219
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,559
You should have that on a T-shirt.
You just remember it all?

1220
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:42,359
It's all about knowledge,
everything is. Knowing is owning.

1221
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,519
But if you just know it,
then you don't have proof.

1222
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:47,239
Proof? What would I need proof for?

1223
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,359
I'm in news, you moron.

1224
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:52,439
I don't have to prove it,
I just have to print it.

1225
01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:54,359
Speaking of news...

1226
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:57,239
You'll both be heavily
featured tomorrow.

1227
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:59,600
Trying to sell state secrets to me.

1228
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:01,640
Tut tut.

1229
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:06,799
Let's go outside.
They'll be here shortly.

1230
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,600
Can't wait to see you arrested.

1231
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:12,680
Sherlock, do we have a plan?

1232
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:15,280
Sherlock?

1233
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:30,719
They're taking their time,
aren't they?

1234
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,159
I still don't understand.

1235
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:34,319
And there's the back of the T-shirt.

1236
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:37,639
You just know things -
how does that work?

1237
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:41,239
I just love your little soldier
face. I'd like to punch it.

1238
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,599
Bring it over here a minute.

1239
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:47,320
Come on. For Mary.
Bring me your face.

1240
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,680
Lean forward a bit
and stick your face out.

1241
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,719
Please.

1242
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,799
Now, can I flick it?

1243
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:09,720
Look at me. Can I flick your face?

1244
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:22,039
I just love doing this.
I could do it all day.

1245
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,319
Well, it works like this, John.

1246
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,480
I know who Mary hurt and killed.

1247
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,480
I know where to find
people who hate her.

1248
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,960
I know where they live,
I know their phone numbers.

1249
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,119
All in my mind palace, all of it.

1250
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:47,520
I could phone them right now
and tear your whole life down...

1251
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:50,719
and I will,

1252
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:54,120
unless you let me flick your face.

1253
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,200
This is what I do to people.

1254
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,280
This is what I do to
whole countries.

1255
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,040
Just because I know.

1256
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,160
Can I do your eye now?

1257
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:16,240
See if you can keep it open, hmm?

1258
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:19,399
Come on, for Mary. Keep it open.

1259
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,719
Sherlock?

1260
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,720
Let him. I'm sorry, just... let him.

1261
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,080
Hmm? Come on, eye open.

1262
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,279
It's difficult, isn't it?

1263
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:38,800
Janine managed to once.
She makes the funniest noises.

1264
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:51,839
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson,
stand away from that man.

1265
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,999
Here we go, Mr. Holmes.

1266
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:58,239
To clarify, Appledore's vaults only
exist in your mind,

1267
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,399
nowhere else, just there?

1268
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,639
They're not real,
they never have been.

1269
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:07,039
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson,
step away!

1270
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:09,959
It's fine, they're harmless.

1271
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:12,639
"Target is not armed,
I repeat target is not armed."

1272
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:13,919
Sherlock, what do we do?

1273
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,999
Nothing. There is
nothing to be done.

1274
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,839
Oh, I'm not a villain,
I have no evil plan.

1275
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:25,559
I'm a businessman, acquiring assets.
You happen to be one of them.

1276
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:29,479
Sorry, no chance for you to be
a hero this time, Mr. Holmes.

1277
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:35,039
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson,
stand away from that man. Do it now!

1278
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,160
Oh, do your research.

1279
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:42,319
I'm not a hero,
I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

1280
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:44,280
Merry Christmas!

1281
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:47,439
"Man down, man down."

1282
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:49,559
Get away from me,
John! Stay well back!

1283
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:51,559
Christ, Sherlock!

1284
01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:54,719
Don't fire! Do not
fire on Sherlock Holmes!

1285
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,720
Do not fire!

1286
01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,600
Oh Christ, Sherlock!

1287
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:08,840
Give my love to Mary.
Tell her she's safe now.

1288
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:39,280
Oh, Sherlock.

1289
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,000
What have you done?

1290
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:55,159
As my colleague is
fond of remarking,

1291
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:58,399
this country sometimes needs
a blunt instrument.

1292
01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:01,159
Equally,
it sometimes needs a dagger,

1293
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:05,520
a scalpel wielded with precision
and without remorse.

1294
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:12,199
There will always come a time
when we need Sherlock Holmes.

1295
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:16,319
If this is some expression
of familial sentiment...

1296
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:17,519
Don't be absurd.

1297
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,560
I am not given to
outbursts of brotherly compassion.

1298
01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:25,439
You know what
happened to the other one.

1299
01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:29,159
In any event, there is no prison in
which we could incarcerate Sherlock

1300
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,519
without causing a riot
on a daily basis.

1301
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:38,239
The alternative, however,
would require your approval.

1302
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:40,159
Hardly merciful, Mr. Holmes.

1303
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:45,280
Regrettably, Lady Smallwood,
my brother is a murderer.

1304
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,759
You will look after him for me,
won't you?

1305
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:03,880
Hmm. Don't worry.
I'll keep him in trouble.

1306
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,000
That's my girl.

1307
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:14,319
Since this is likely to be the last
conversation I'll have with John Watson,

1308
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,240
would you mind if we took a moment?

1309
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:26,960
So here we are.

1310
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:30,999
William Sherlock Scott Holmes.

1311
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,119
Sorry?

1312
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:34,640
That's the whole of it.
If you're looking for baby names.

1313
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:38,799
No, we've had a scan,
we're pretty sure it's a girl.

1314
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,200
Oh. OK.

1315
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,399
Yeah.

1316
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,999
You know, actually, I can't
think of a single thing to say.

1317
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,360
No, neither can I.

1318
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:54,399
The game is over.

1319
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:57,279
The game is never over, John.

1320
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,319
But there may be some
new players now.

1321
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:02,880
That's OK, the East Wind takes us
all in the end. What's that?

1322
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,119
It's a story my brother told me
when we were kids.

1323
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:11,639
The East Wind is a terrifying force
that lays waste to all in its path.

1324
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:15,079
It seeks out the unworthy
and plucks them from the earth.

1325
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:16,279
That was generally me.

1326
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:18,720
Nice!
He's a rubbish big brother.

1327
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:25,199
So what about you, then?
Where are you actually going now?

1328
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,799
Oh, some undercover
work in Eastern Europe.

1329
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,199
For how long?

1330
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:34,399
Six months, my brother estimates.
He's never wrong.

1331
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:35,480
And then what?

1332
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,080
Who knows?

1333
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:52,159
John, there's something I should
say, I've meant to say always

1334
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:53,599
and I never have.

1335
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:57,520
Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet
again, I might as well say it now.

1336
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:03,480
Sherlock is actually a girl's name.

1337
01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:08,079
It's not.

1338
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,279
It was worth a try.

1339
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:11,519
We're not naming our daughter
after you.

1340
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:13,040
Oh, I think it could work.

1341
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:21,520
To the very best of times, John.

1342
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:11,199
"Smith brings it inside.
This looks good."

1343
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,160
"Cassandra comes in for a shot.
Ooh, he missed it!"

1344
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,622
Oi, there's something
wrong with the telly.

1345
01:27:17,634 --> 01:27:19,760
There's something wrong
with the telly, mate.

1346
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:23,279
Who's that?

1347
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,839
Did you miss me?

1348
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:28,079
Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
Did you miss me? Did you miss me?

1349
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,759
How is this possible?

1350
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,599
We don't know, but it's on every
screen in the country.

1351
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:34,079
Every screen simultaneously.

1352
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,000
Has the Prime Minister been told?

1353
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:39,359
And Mycroft?

1354
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:42,440
But that's not possible. That is
simply not possible.

1355
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:48,600
What's happened?
Sir? It's your brother.

1356
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:52,679
Mycroft?

1357
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:55,119
"Hello, little brother.
How's the exile going?"

1358
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:56,599
I've only been gone four minutes.

1359
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,799
Well, I certainly hope you've
learnt your lesson.

1360
01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:01,639
"As it turns out, you're needed."

1361
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:03,760
Oh, for God's sake,
make up your mind!

1362
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:06,119
Who needs me this time?

1363
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:09,719
"Did you miss me? Did you miss me?"
"Did you miss me? Did you miss me?"

1364
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:13,319
"Did you miss me? Did you miss me?"
"Did you miss me? Did you miss me?"

1365
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:14,879
England.

1366
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:17,479
But he's dead. I mean, you told me
he was dead, Moriarty?

1367
01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:19,359
Absolutely. Blew his own brains out.

1368
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,359
So how can he be back?

1369
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:25,640
Well if he is,
he'd better wrap up warm.

1370
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:29,120
There's an East Wind coming.

1371
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,480
Miss me?

1372
01:29:08,305 --> 01:30:08,373
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.