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Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

3
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I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Ohh... ♪

6
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

7
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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{\an8}[upbeat tropical music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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Batter up!

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[humming]

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♪ ♪

27
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Ah!

28
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Ah, oh.

29
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[grunts]

30
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[grunts]

31
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I got it, I got it.

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Wah!

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[slurping]

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- Whoo-hoo!
- [laughs]

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[laughing and cheering]

36
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[laughing]

37
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What are you two dizzy
dingbats doing out here?

38
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Just treasuring our time
together, Squidward.

39
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Well, that time is over.

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Say good night,
go to your separate houses,

41
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and be quiet!

42
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[both whimpering]

43
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I can't do it!

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I can't be away
from my best friend.

45
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No, it hurts too much!

46
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[both crying]

47
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Oh, will you two
cut it out?

48
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Cut it out...

49
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Squidward,
that's a great idea!

50
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both: It is?

51
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[laughs]

52
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Wow!

53
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My turn!

54
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[groans]

55
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[chuckles]

56
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[chuckles]

57
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[groans]

58
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Aww.

59
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[both chittering]

60
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I think I'm gonna be sick.

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Here you go, Patrick.

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Now we never have
to be apart,

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even when
we're not together.

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This is great.

65
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{\an8}See you forever, SpongeBob.

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{\an8}Yeah, see you forever, Patrick.

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[yawns]

68
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Time for bed, Tiny Patrick.

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[cheering, laughing]

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[gurgling]

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[indistinct shouting]

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[laughing]

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[humming]

74
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[foghorn blares]

75
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Hmm.

76
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[chuckles]

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Uh. Oh.

78
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Ah.

79
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[both laughing]

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Ah!

81
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[both snoring]

82
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[both snoring]

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[panting]

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- Good morning, Squidward.
- Says who?

85
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[chuckles] You sit right
there, my hungry little sailor,

86
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while I whip you up some grub
from the galley.

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[both laugh]

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Dah, uh-huh.

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[humming]

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Ah.

91
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[excited laughing]

92
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Ahh.

93
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Hmm?

94
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[whimpers]

95
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Ahhh!

96
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Yah!

97
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[screaming]

98
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Huh?
Careful there, little buddy.

99
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The grill is hot.

100
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[gasps]

101
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Ohhh.

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[humming]

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[grunts]

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[straining]
Huh?

105
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Whee-ah!

106
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Stop!

107
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Bad, Tiny Patrick.

108
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Hmm.

109
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Sorry to do this, little guy,

110
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but I have to keep you safe
while I get some work done.

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[whimpers]

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Ah-yah.

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[groaning]

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[whimpers]

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[snoring]

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[alarm blares]

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[both yawn]

118
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Good morning.

119
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[excited cheer]

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[grunting]

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Aah.

122
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[gulps]

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Didn't think I was gonna
be able to eat all that.

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But then I did!
[chuckles]

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[humming]
Brushy, brushy, brushy.

126
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Come on, Tiny SpongeBob.

127
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You gotta lift
with your back.

128
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[straining]

129
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Oh, oh.
Hey, SpongeBob.

130
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Patrick, hi.

131
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Eeh.

132
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Hmm. Hmm.

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[grunts awkwardly]

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{\an8}- [groans]
- [humming]

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{\an8}[grunting]

136
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{\an8}[inhales deeply]

137
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{\an8}So, uh,
I'd love to hang out,

138
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{\an8}but I already have some plans
with Tiny Patrick here.

139
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, well,
me and Tiny SpongeBob,

140
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{\an8}we're pretty busy tonight,
so good night.

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Good night.

142
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[straining,
frantic chittering]

143
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[upset chittering]

144
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I don't want you getting
into trouble during the night,

145
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so you're gonna stay
in the aquarium

146
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like a good little
sleepy clam.

147
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Ahh!

148
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[straining]

149
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Ahhh!

150
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[angry grunting]

151
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[grunting, straining]

152
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Huh? Hey.

153
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Didn't you used to have
one, two... two arms?

154
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Okay, little buddy.

155
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Let's find that arm of yours.

156
00:07:02,414 --> 00:07:05,623
Oh.
[grumbles]

157
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Nope.

158
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Nope.
Hmm.

159
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- Huh?
- Ah!

160
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Nope. Oh.

161
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Ah-ha!
I got it!

162
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[whimpering]

163
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[straining]

164
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I'll fix you up
in no time.

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[chittering]

166
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Good as new.

167
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Ehh.
Huh?

168
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Okay, good night.

169
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[snoring]

170
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Huh?

171
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[snapping]

172
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[snoring]

173
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[panting]

174
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[snores]

175
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[crickets chirping]

176
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[straining]
Oh?

177
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[grunts]

178
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[straining]

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[groaning]

180
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Ding!

181
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- [excited grunting]
- Yah!

182
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[grunts]

183
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[snores, mumbles]

184
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Yes, Squidward,
extra mayo, I heard you.

185
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[both whimper]

186
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[both grumble]

187
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[groans softly]

188
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[confused grunts]

189
00:08:24,414 --> 00:08:26,248
Oh, hi, Patrick.

190
00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,998
Hey, SpongeBob.

191
00:08:28,081 --> 00:08:31,414
I don't remember us having
a sleepover last night.

192
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[both grunting]

193
00:08:39,748 --> 00:08:41,164
[both cheering]

194
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What's going on, SpongeBob?

195
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Oh, hey, little guys.

196
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You're playing with each other.
So cute.

197
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[both grumble]

198
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[groaning]

199
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[groaning]

200
00:09:05,706 --> 00:09:06,789
[explosion]

201
00:09:06,873 --> 00:09:09,123
[groaning]

202
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:11,706
[groaning]

203
00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:16,664
[groaning]

204
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Whew.

205
00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:21,123
[panting]

206
00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,831
both: Huh?

207
00:09:22,914 --> 00:09:25,123
[grumbling]

208
00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:27,373
Ah, ah.

209
00:09:27,456 --> 00:09:30,331
[exciting chittering]

210
00:09:32,831 --> 00:09:33,998
[humming]

211
00:09:34,081 --> 00:09:37,289
[straining]

212
00:09:38,248 --> 00:09:39,998
{\an8}[grunts]
Hey!

213
00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:42,289
[excited chittering]

214
00:09:45,248 --> 00:09:47,623
What are they doing,
SpongeBob?

215
00:09:47,706 --> 00:09:49,664
Just trying to live
their lives, Patrick.

216
00:09:49,748 --> 00:09:52,998
Just trying to live
their lives.

217
00:09:53,081 --> 00:09:54,414
Poor little guys.

218
00:09:54,498 --> 00:09:56,748
[straining]

219
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,956
Our world is just too big
for them.

220
00:10:01,039 --> 00:10:03,081
Ohh, I have an idea.

221
00:10:03,164 --> 00:10:06,956
Oh, I hope it's not
another one of your crazy plans

222
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:10,164
to steal the Krappy Patty
secret formula.

223
00:10:10,248 --> 00:10:11,914
You're thinking
of Plankton, Patrick.

224
00:10:12,039 --> 00:10:14,081
Oh, yeah!

225
00:10:15,956 --> 00:10:18,081
[both panting]

226
00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:22,248
[both panting]

227
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:25,039
[laughter]

228
00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:26,331
Ta-da!

229
00:10:26,414 --> 00:10:28,623
A tiny home
for my tiny friend.

230
00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:30,998
Ahh!
[chuckles]

231
00:10:31,081 --> 00:10:32,289
[happy gibberish]

232
00:10:32,373 --> 00:10:34,998
Oh, I get it.

233
00:10:37,123 --> 00:10:38,539
[laughs]

234
00:10:38,623 --> 00:10:41,539
Nice work, Patrick.
Whoops!

235
00:10:41,623 --> 00:10:44,373
Almost forgot.

236
00:10:44,456 --> 00:10:45,956
You've got to have
a Gare-Bear.

237
00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:47,289
Oh, yay!

238
00:10:47,373 --> 00:10:48,831
Ohh. Huh?

239
00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,956
[chuckles]

240
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both: Aww.

241
00:10:56,331 --> 00:10:58,998
Hmm.

242
00:10:59,081 --> 00:11:00,248
Hmm?

243
00:11:00,331 --> 00:11:02,539
Let's leave 'em alone, Patrick.

244
00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,914
[both chittering]

245
00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:21,331
[straining]

246
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,706
Ugh, too bright.

247
00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:24,248
[exciting chittering]

248
00:11:24,331 --> 00:11:27,873
Oh, those two again.

249
00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:30,123
What the--

250
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,498
[groans]

251
00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:33,623
[excited chittering]

252
00:11:33,706 --> 00:11:36,123
Ow!
[grumbles]

253
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:37,539
[both gasp]

254
00:11:37,623 --> 00:11:40,123
No, get away.
Get away!

255
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:42,456
[screaming]

256
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:47,623
[upbeat tropical music]

257
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:55,456
♪ ♪

258
00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:57,664
[grunting]

259
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:02,206
[laughs]

260
00:12:05,498 --> 00:12:06,706
Wah!

261
00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:11,039
[relaxed moan]
Oh, Sheldon.

262
00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:13,581
You're so romantic.

263
00:12:13,664 --> 00:12:15,748
It's all
about you today, Karen.

264
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:17,289
Oh, this makes up

265
00:12:17,373 --> 00:12:20,331
for a lot of your
stupidity lately, Plankton.

266
00:12:20,414 --> 00:12:23,206
Plankton's stepped away
for a moment.

267
00:12:23,289 --> 00:12:24,831
The name's Ray Ray,

268
00:12:24,914 --> 00:12:28,206
and I am at your service,
m'lady.

269
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,706
Pow!

270
00:12:29,789 --> 00:12:32,248
Oh, kiss me, pipsqueak.

271
00:12:32,331 --> 00:12:35,206
I mean, Ray Ray.

272
00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:39,748
Grandma!

273
00:12:39,831 --> 00:12:42,539
I told you never to call me
on this screen.

274
00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:45,414
Sheldon, is that you?

275
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,331
Yes, it's me, Grandma.

276
00:12:47,414 --> 00:12:49,498
Always nice to hear from you.
Okay, gotta go.

277
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,123
Okay, sweetie.

278
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,956
See you tomorrow
at eight AM sharp.

279
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,498
Right, see you then.
What a minute, what?

280
00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:57,164
Eight AM?

281
00:12:57,248 --> 00:13:00,123
Um, what's happening
at eight AM, Grandma?

282
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,248
Don't you remember, silly?

283
00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:05,873
You promised me you'd own
the Krusty Krab

284
00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:07,831
by my 90th birthday.

285
00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:11,581
Well, my 90th is tomorrow!

286
00:13:11,664 --> 00:13:16,414
You do own the Krusty Krab
now, right?

287
00:13:16,498 --> 00:13:19,373
[groans]

288
00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:20,414
[explosion]

289
00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:22,373
Lie, that's it!

290
00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:25,748
Uh, you're darn right I own
the Krusty Krab, Grandma,

291
00:13:25,831 --> 00:13:27,206
and I can't wait to give you

292
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,581
the grand tour
tomorrow morning.

293
00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:31,623
Aww, see you then.

294
00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,373
[groans]

295
00:13:33,456 --> 00:13:35,789
That smack was for Plankton.

296
00:13:35,873 --> 00:13:38,706
Now bring back Ray Ray.

297
00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:40,831
Oh, what am I
gonna do, Karen?

298
00:13:40,914 --> 00:13:43,664
How am I gonna fool
Grandma tomorrow?

299
00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:46,998
Oh, okay, I guess
bath time is over.

300
00:13:47,081 --> 00:13:49,789
Why don't you and Ray Ray
take a long walk

301
00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:52,373
off a short plank?

302
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,414
[screaming]

303
00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:57,456
Gotta think, gotta think.

304
00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,164
Come on, brain!

305
00:13:59,248 --> 00:14:01,581
[grunting]

306
00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:03,414
This way to the Krusty Krab!

307
00:14:03,498 --> 00:14:06,206
Pull right in and order
a Krabby Patty!

308
00:14:06,289 --> 00:14:08,331
[grunting]

309
00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:12,414
Whoo! Whoop, whoop.

310
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:15,456
Ooh.
Aah.

311
00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:18,498
[birds cawing]

312
00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,831
[exciting grunting]

313
00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:30,123
Whew.

314
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,581
Ow!

315
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,581
SpongeBoob,
ya gotta help me.

316
00:14:35,664 --> 00:14:39,581
Sorry, Plankton,
what can I do to help you?

317
00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:41,456
[straining]

318
00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:43,789
This is not an evil scheme.

319
00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:47,123
{\an8}The truth is I promised
my grandma

320
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,664
{\an8}I would own the Krusty Krab
by her 90th birthday.

321
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:53,664
{\an8}So I need Krabs
to play pretend tomorrow

322
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,414
{\an8}and fool my grandma
into believing

323
00:14:55,498 --> 00:14:57,914
{\an8}I'm the new owner,
otherwise she will think

324
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,789
{\an8}I'm a big loser.
Got it?

325
00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:01,748
{\an8}[groaning]

326
00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:03,373
{\an8}Well, I believe you, Plankton,

327
00:15:03,456 --> 00:15:05,539
{\an8}but I'm not sure Mr. Krabs
is gonna buy it.

328
00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:07,414
{\an8}I'm not gonna buy what?

329
00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:12,123
{\an8}I ain't buying it!
This whole grandma thing

330
00:15:12,206 --> 00:15:13,998
{\an8}sounds just like
another phony plot

331
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,498
{\an8}to steal me formula.

332
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,706
{\an8}I was hoping I wouldn't have
to resort to this, Eugene,

333
00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:22,248
{\an8}but...
[straining]

334
00:15:22,331 --> 00:15:23,748
[whimpers]

335
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:28,581
[gasps] SpongeBob, there's
something wrong with his eye.

336
00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:31,248
That's Plankton's rarely
seen sincere face, Mr. Krabs,

337
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,664
and it means for once
he is telling the truth.

338
00:15:33,748 --> 00:15:36,789
You know, I have
a grandma too.

339
00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:39,081
- Aww.
- [sobs]

340
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:44,623
- All right, I buy it.
- [gasps]

341
00:15:44,706 --> 00:15:46,956
Thank you.

342
00:15:48,873 --> 00:15:51,123
First things first.

343
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:55,123
That should keep it safe
for six to eight hours.

344
00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:56,873
All right, me pretties,

345
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,498
let's make this place
pro-Plankton pronto.

346
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:02,414
Ahhh!

347
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:16,039
[straining]

348
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:29,331
all: Mmm, mmm.

349
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:40,623
Now everyone remember,
for the rest of the day

350
00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:42,706
Plankton is the--
[stammers]

351
00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:44,331
Plankton's boss.

352
00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:49,623
{\an8}Hi, Grandma.

353
00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,498
Happy birthday.

354
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:55,081
Nice to see you again,
Grandma Plankton.

355
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:59,664
Ugh.
Who invited C-Pee-Eww?

356
00:16:59,748 --> 00:17:00,914
[laughs]

357
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:02,456
{\an8}All right, I tried.

358
00:17:02,539 --> 00:17:05,164
{\an8}[groans]

359
00:17:05,248 --> 00:17:07,539
Let me help you with
your bag, Grandma.

360
00:17:07,623 --> 00:17:08,623
Ouch!

361
00:17:08,706 --> 00:17:10,789
[humming]

362
00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:12,248
Well, here we are, Grandma.

363
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,498
Welcome to the Krusty Plankton.

364
00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:16,289
I named it after you.

365
00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:20,456
Oh, well, aren't you
a sweet grandson?

366
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,748
{\an8}Who are they?

367
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:24,081
{\an8}They're just
my employees, Grandma.

368
00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:26,206
{\an8}Meet SpongeBob and Eugene.

369
00:17:26,289 --> 00:17:28,164
{\an8}both: Hello, Grandma Plankton.

370
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,373
They look like
very nice boys,

371
00:17:30,456 --> 00:17:33,623
and I'll be they're even
nicer when they're working.

372
00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:34,998
You heard, Grandma!

373
00:17:35,081 --> 00:17:36,623
We ain't running
a welcome wagon here!

374
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,414
Get back to work!

375
00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:41,664
[stammering]

376
00:17:41,748 --> 00:17:43,206
[chuckles]

377
00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:45,539
{\an8}Yeah, sure thing, Plankton.

378
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:51,164
{\an8}That's Mr. Plankton
to you, busboy.

379
00:17:51,248 --> 00:17:53,664
{\an8}Sorry, Mr. Plankton.

380
00:17:53,748 --> 00:17:55,831
{\an8}It won't happen again.

381
00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:57,581
{\an8}[straining]

382
00:17:57,664 --> 00:18:02,498
{\an8}Oh, look, that one's
napping on the job.

383
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,623
[snoring]

384
00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:12,664
Nap time's over, loafer!

385
00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:15,581
Okay, who's the wise guy?

386
00:18:15,664 --> 00:18:17,331
[upbeat music]

387
00:18:17,414 --> 00:18:20,414
Ohh.

388
00:18:20,498 --> 00:18:22,289
Oh, my goodness.

389
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:26,289
{\an8}Who is this
handsome young man?

390
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,831
{\an8}Oh, that's Squidward.
He's nobody.

391
00:18:28,914 --> 00:18:30,373
{\an8}Moving along...

392
00:18:30,456 --> 00:18:31,998
{\an8}Mm. Squidward.

393
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:35,581
Didn't we meet
at an early bird dinner?

394
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:41,373
Ooh, I think someone
has a not-so-secret admirer.

395
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:43,539
[laughs]

396
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,539
Ow!

397
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,164
All right, lady,
I don't normally say this,

398
00:18:48,248 --> 00:18:49,873
but got off my nose.

399
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,706
Go along with it, Squidward.

400
00:18:51,789 --> 00:18:53,831
Or you're fired.

401
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:55,123
[sighs]

402
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,289
So, Grandma Plankton,

403
00:18:57,373 --> 00:19:00,081
where have you been
all my life?

404
00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:03,414
[chuckles]
Call me Lily.

405
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:08,456
Okay, Grandma,
you're embarrassing me now.

406
00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:13,623
To the kitchen, Squidward.

407
00:19:13,706 --> 00:19:15,789
[grumbles]

408
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,498
Try one of our
Planky Patties, Grandma.

409
00:19:19,581 --> 00:19:21,081
Fresh off the grill.

410
00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,081
[cheerful music]

411
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:24,289
[orchestral fanfare]

412
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,581
I'll need
my teeth for this.

413
00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,081
Whoops.

414
00:19:28,164 --> 00:19:29,748
Oops.

415
00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:32,373
I dropped my choppers.

416
00:19:32,456 --> 00:19:33,748
Oh, well.

417
00:19:33,831 --> 00:19:38,664
I guess Squidward will have
to chew it for me.

418
00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:40,414
Oh, sure, I'll--what?

419
00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:42,248
Aah.

420
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:46,748
[chuckles] That's it,
chew it up real good.

421
00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:48,331
That's enough.
My turn.

422
00:19:48,414 --> 00:19:49,748
Aah.

423
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:51,456
Aah.

424
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:54,081
[chuckles]

425
00:19:54,164 --> 00:19:56,039
Delicious.

426
00:19:56,123 --> 00:19:58,039
[all groan]

427
00:19:58,123 --> 00:20:00,789
Oh, Sheldon,
you've outdone yourself.

428
00:20:00,873 --> 00:20:04,039
You really are a master chef.

429
00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,623
[groans]

430
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,123
{\an8}Thank you, Sheldon.

431
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:10,914
You've really
made my birthday

432
00:20:10,998 --> 00:20:13,456
something extra special
this year.

433
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,414
All right, Grandma.
Got your bag?

434
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:18,164
You are out the door,
and that is that.

435
00:20:18,248 --> 00:20:20,623
Oh, just one more thing.

436
00:20:20,706 --> 00:20:21,706
[all groan]

437
00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:23,289
My last birthday wish

438
00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:25,331
is to get a photo of me

439
00:20:25,414 --> 00:20:29,623
posing with the Krabby Patty
secret formula.

440
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:32,123
[whimpers]

441
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,456
Krabs?

442
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:38,331
Fine. Anything to get that
bag with a bag out of here.

443
00:20:41,081 --> 00:20:43,539
[groans]

444
00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:45,123
all: Say cheese.

445
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,373
{\an8}both: Cheese.

446
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:48,998
{\an8}Ahhh!

447
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,456
[all scream]

448
00:20:51,539 --> 00:20:52,956
[laughs]

449
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:56,289
Finally, the secret formula
is mine!

450
00:20:56,373 --> 00:20:58,956
I knew your sincerity
was insincere, sir!

451
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:02,623
I didn't know anything
about this, Eugene, honest.

452
00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:04,664
But I love it!

453
00:21:04,748 --> 00:21:08,831
{\an8}Now we can rule the world
as a family, eh, Grandma?

454
00:21:08,914 --> 00:21:10,456
{\an8}[laughs maniacally]

455
00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:15,623
{\an8}Sorry, Sheldon, but I'm not
sharing this formula with you.

456
00:21:15,706 --> 00:21:17,581
But Grandma!

457
00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:22,706
Adios, mi amor!

458
00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:24,873
Mmmm.

459
00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:26,248
[groaning]

460
00:21:26,331 --> 00:21:28,706
[laughs maniacally]

461
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,331
Why? Why did I lie?

462
00:21:31,414 --> 00:21:34,206
Why?
Why did I pretend?

463
00:21:34,289 --> 00:21:37,456
Why? Why did I
give her my formula?

464
00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:41,831
Why? Why wouldn't we
be open on Tuesday, idiot.

465
00:21:41,914 --> 00:21:44,206
all: What have we done?

466
00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:46,331
[humming]

467
00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:52,039
I have the secret formula.

468
00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:54,998
[laughs]
This world is mine!

469
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,414
[laughs maniacally]

470
00:21:57,498 --> 00:22:00,456
all chanting:
Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!

471
00:22:00,539 --> 00:22:03,748
Darling, why don't you
toss the peasants

472
00:22:03,831 --> 00:22:05,706
a little something?

473
00:22:05,789 --> 00:22:07,206
[laughs]

474
00:22:07,289 --> 00:22:09,498
[all gasp]

475
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,081
[laughs maniacally]

476
00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:17,414
[snores]

477
00:22:20,789 --> 00:22:24,248
I'll take that,
thank you very much.

478
00:22:25,914 --> 00:22:28,956
Safe and sound.

479
00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:32,914
Happy birthday, Grandma.

480
00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:35,248
[groans]