Are you ready, kids?
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
all: Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
- all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
[bubbling]
[laughter]
[inhaling]
♪ ♪
[cranking]
[spitting]
[gurgling]
[laughs]
[humming]
Hey, Sandy.
- Hey, SpongeBob. - Check out our new balloon.
Her name is Squeaky.
[squeaking]
Sorry, guys, I'm working on my new invention.
Y'all better come back tomorrow.
[exclaiming]
both: New invention!
See?
[whirring]
both: Ooh.
What is it?
It's a portal to other worlds.
I built it to explore the universe.
Also for quick trips to Texas to pick up
some of my favorite barbecued nuts.
Yoink!
Huh? Dagnabbit!
That ding-dang, nut-stealing arm is back again!
[munching]
Pretty nifty, huh?
Yeah.
Nifty.
Ooh, what's this do?
Vroom, vroom, vroom! [screeches]
[exclaiming]
[beeping]
[exclaiming]
[laughter]
Hold it, don't touch anything.
I gotta go grab some 1/16 inch diodes to finish this weld.
♪ ♪
Patrick, you heard Sandy.
We shouldn't touch this, or this, or this,
or this, or this, or this.
[beeping]
[laughing]
Definitely don't do this, SpongeBob.
[giggles]
Or this. [exclaiming]
And under no circumstances should you ever touch this.
Boink.
[alarm blaring]
[whirring]
both: Whoa.
[stammering]
[gasps] Oh, no!
You've activated the vortex!
Ooh, so swirly.
Look at all the colors.
[exclaiming]
Whatever you do, don't walk into it!
Can we skip into it?
[exclaiming]
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star,
you stop right now!
Now turn around.
Now walk.
♪ ♪
[gasps]
Oh! [groans]
Those two ain't no smarter than a circus peanut.
[screaming]
[exclaiming]
[horse whinnies]
- Wow! - Whoa!
Oh, oh!
[exclaiming]
Goodness.
[grunting]
Mm, mm.
Wow.
We've entered a whole new dimension.
Uh, a blank, white, empty one.
Must be the boring dimension.
Let's go home.
Maybe there's an exit this way.
Huh, hmm, must've made a wrong turn.
Huh?
[panting]
Patrick, there's no escape! There's no escape, Patrick!
[sobbing] I can't take it!
Let me out of here!
[panting]
[exclaiming]
♪ ♪
- [panting] - [screeches]
- Hmm. - Huh?
both: Ooh!
[grunts]
Mm...
[laughs] Oh, Patrick, watch this!
[grunts] Boink.
[humming]
[laughs]
[motor revs]
- [grunts] - Whoops, sorry!
Heh, draw some more!
♪ ♪
Nice décor.
Hmm.
[humming]
[light music]
♪ ♪
Oh, my house!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah! Hey!
Oops, forgot to draw the ground.
♪ ♪
- [thud] - [grunts]
[groans]
[rumbling]
Ahh.
I'm starving.
No problem.
Two patties coming right up!
[gasps]
♪ ♪
Your doodle patty, sir.
[chomps]
- [chomps] - [grunts]
Tastes weird.
Yeah, they are a little dry.
♪ ♪
I miss real Krabby Patties.
I miss Mr. Krabs.
I miss Sandy.
I miss Gary.
both: I miss Squidward.
You know who I miss most of all?
SpongeBob.
But Patrick, I'm right here.
[babbling]
Aww, isn't he cute?
How do you do?
[babbles]
Ooh, I'm next on the hug list.
Oh, oh! He disappeared!
Oh, why was I cursed with the hug of death?
- Why? - He's not gone, Patrick.
He's right there on your tum-tum.
[grunts]
all: [babbling]
[exclaiming]
[giggling]
[chomping] Oh!
all: [exclaiming]
Get 'em off! Get 'em off me, SpongeBob!
[chomping]
[exclaiming]
Hold on, Patrick!
[splashing]
[screams]
Oh, thanks, buddy.
You're welcome.
I guess we need to be more careful.
[bubbling]
♪ ♪
[screaming]
- [babbles] - Nice DoodleBob.
Put the pencil down.
[grunting]
[clang]
[grunting]
Oh, run!
[panting]
[exclaiming]
[clanging]
[panting]
What are we gonna do, SpongeBob?
[grunts]
[whirring]
We'll have to fight doodle with doodle.
[dramatic music]
Hold it right there.
You're no match for my doodle squad!
[grunting]
Attack!
[grunting]
[babbling]
♪ ♪
[babbling]
[grumbling]
Patrick, run!
Ooh!
[babbling]
[grunting]
[babbling]
Patrick, I'm going in.
Cover me.
[grunts]
I gotcha, buddy!
Huh? Whoa!
[grunts]
What? Hey, where'd DoodleBob go?
- Over here. - Yipe!
You let him go, Doodle.
[babbles]
[exclaims]
[babbles]
[exclaims]
[grunts]
[yells]
[grunting]
[bell chimes]
[grunting]
[babbling]
♪ ♪
[grunts]
Patrick!
[babbling]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Don't worry, Patrick!
I'm coming for you!
Good to know!
Surrender peacefully, DoodleBob,
or face the wrath of...
SpongeBob, Knight of the Square Table.
[grunts]
Charge!
[grunts]
[grunting]
Ha-ha!
[thud]
[laughing]
Release my friend before I get really tough!
[babbles]
[screaming]
I gotcha, I gotcha!
both: Oof!
[groans, gasps]
all: [babbling]
[thumping]
[screaming]
What are we gonna do?
[grunting]
In here.
[babbling]
Phew.
Nah-nah, you missed us!
Now you gotta kiss us!
[babbles]
- Nah-nah... - Patrick.
What? [gasps]
[babbling]
Oh, we'll never get back home.
We'll never see our balloon Squeaky again.
Oh, Squeaky. [gasps]
Squeaky!
[panting]
Grab on, buddy!
all: [babbling]
- [babbles] - Too slow, DoodleBob!
[babbling]
Uh, SpongeBob.
all: [babbling]
[panting] Here, Patrick.
Oh, ooh, uh... snip.
[screaming]
all: [babbling]
Well, that's the end of DoodleBob.
But we're still stuck here.
Oh, yeah.
Too bad Sandy isn't here.
She'd find a way to get us back home.
Wait a minute, Patrick.
♪ ♪
Doodle us home, Sandy.
[babbles]
Bleeble blobble blortex!
[whirring]
both: Yay!
Thanks, Sandy!
- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
♪ ♪
Hmm, mm-hmm...
[whirring]
What the--?
[whirring]
Sandy, we're back.
[crinkling]
[inhaling]
I ain't fixed the vortex yet!
How in tarnation did you get back?
Sandy saved us.
What?
Huh?
Give me back my nuts!
[gulps]
♪ ♪
[laughs, babbles]
[bright music]
♪ ♪
[bubbling]
Snark Chat with Bubble Bass.
And we're back.
My first guest had dinner with me just last night.
He's a close personal friend of mine.
Please welcome the Krabby Patty.
Great to have you back on the program.
Great to be here, BB.
Well, I'm sorry to say it, but last night
you were not quite as delicious as one would hope.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm sure Mr. Krabs will give you a refund.
[percussive sting]
[laughter]
Bubble Bass, who are you talking to down there?
Mother! Please stop trying to undermine
my fantasy talk show!
[thud] Mmph.
You march yourself upstairs this instant!
Take out the garbage, dry the dishes,
and walk the worm!
Ooh, I don't feel like it!
[thumping]
Huh?
[squelch]
[shattering]
[screams]
[chomping]
That tears it, Mother!
[grunts]
I am moving out!
Moving? Hah!
You can't even do your own laundry!
[grunts]
[fly buzzing]
All I need to do is find two able-bodied idiots.
But where am I to find such stupidity
on such short notice?
[laughter]
Hmm...
[crash]
Whoops.
[grunting]
Sorry, Bubble Bass.
Why, you two able-bodied idiots!
I-- [gasps]
Ooh.
♪ ♪
Why, SpongeBob and Patrick, my occasional friends.
How would you two like to earn a free lunch?
Free lunch!
All righty, we're moving all of my belongings
out of my mother's basement
into my grandmother's basement across town.
Let's start with my lounge.
Okay, Patrick, up with the loveseat.
[grunting]
[snap]
Ow!
My bad back!
I guess you two will have to move everything without me.
So I'll meet you both at this address.
But don't you have to pack your things
before we can move 'em?
Ooh, ahh, I guess you'll have to pack my stuff too.
But remember what gastric prizes await your mouths.
[boat horn blares]
Oh, Patrick...
[splashing]
[laughs]
Okay, Patrick, let's get p-p-p-packing!
[bright music]
[grumbling]
[grunting]
[humming]
Oh...
[grunting]
[hissing]
[humming]
[laughs]
Huh...
Hmm, mm.
[chomp]
♪ ♪
[spitting]
[coughs]
♪ ♪
- [grunts] - [grunts]
[splashing]
[shattering]
[grunting]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
♪ ♪
[grunting, clanging]
[exclaims]
[giggles]
[grunting]
All right, that's the last of it.
[grunts]
Whew, I hope we didn't leave anything behind.
[grunting]
♪ ♪
[clanging]
[laughter]
[grunts, screams]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
Oh, pardon us, ma'am, but could you walk around?
Walk around?
Hmph, I'm Lady Upturn the 333rd,
and you want me to walk around?
[laughs] I'm afraid you just have to
back it up.
Back it up?
[backup alarm blares]
Okay. Back it up, Patrick.
What'd you say?
- [grunting] - [grunting]
Oh, oh, oh!
[grunting]
[giggles]
[panting]
[screaming]
[screams]
[grunting]
[exclaiming]
Oh!
[spits]
[exclaiming]
[vrooming]
both: Huh?
Phew, hey, Patrick, from now on,
we gotta be more careful.
Huh? Patrick.
[giggling]
[exclaims]
Oh, focus, Patrick, focus!
Okay.
[grunting]
That's perfect.
[grunting]
[laughs]
[grunting]
[giggling]
[grunting]
♪ ♪
- Hmm? - [screams]
♪ ♪
[meowing]
♪ ♪
[mumbling] I can walk!
Oh!
[laughing]
Ahh!
Oh!
[exclaiming]
[laughter]
both: Babies?
[grunting]
[motor revs]
[screaming]
[tires screech]
[babbling]
[thudding]
[grunts] SpongeBob?
Where are you?
[grunts] I'm down here.
[giggles]
Shall we, SpongeBob?
We shall, Patrick.
both: [humming]
[laughter]
both: Babies? No!
[screaming]
[laughter]
both: Whoa!
[grunting]
Hmm... hm?
Hey, this is the address!
We made it, Patrick!
Nice aim, babies!
Hooray!
Now where's that free lunch?
[slurping]
[groans]
Focus!
Let's get all this stuff inside the house,
then we can eat.
- Hmm, hmm. - Hmm, hmm.
[humming]
Oh, Bubble Bass, special delivery.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Okay, Patrick, push it!
[grunting]
[thudding]
[grunting]
♪ ♪
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[bang]
And that's how you do it.
Uh-oh, Patrick.
Look what we did to Bubble Bass' granny's house.
This isn't Bubble Bass' grandmother's house.
That is.
♪ ♪
- This was my house! - Well, that's a relief.
For a minute there, I thought we did something wrong.
[spluttering]
[bang]
♪ ♪
[grunting]
♪ ♪
Don't look down, Patrick!
I turned off my eyes.
[wind gusting]
[whimpering]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh! [hiccups]
Uh-oh, Patrick, I think I have the--
[hiccups]
- Hiccups. - Hiccups?
I want some. I'm so hungry!
[hiccups, exclaims]
Here comes another one, Patrick.
[grunting]
Thanks, buddy. We're almost there.
Just a few more steps, and we'll claim that free lunch.
Yeah-- [hiccups]
[grunting]
Well, this is a dilly of a pickle.
[laughing]
Back it up!
[screaming]
Back it up! Back it up!
[laughter]
[screaming]
both: Oof. Ta-da!
Oof.
I hope you didn't damage my goods.
Oh, your goods are all good, Bubble Bass.
And we sure built up an appetite
for that free lunch.
[laughs]
[gulps]
[squeals]
Oh, yes, about that.
I'm afraid I was waiting for you so long
that I ate them.
[chomping]
Mmm.
[belches]
[whimpers]
[inhales]
[grumbles]
If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch,
things are gonna get crazy!
[panting]
That is the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass.
You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency.
You may think you took a couple of bottom feeders
for a ride today, but I have got a newsflash
for you, slappy.
These bottom feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch
if you paid us.
- I would. - Come, Patrick.
I'll make you a free Krabby Patty
for $2.50 plus tax.
[laughs]
Well, you pulled it off, Bubble Bass.
And you didn't even have to flick a fin.
[humming]
[growls] Bubble Bass,
why do you think it's funny to pack your mother in a box
- and drag her all over town? - Mother?
[grunting]
We'll just see how you like it.
[grunting]
I didn't do it! Ow!
Mother, please-- [grunts]
It was SpongeBob and Patrick! [grunts]
I'll dry the dishes, Mommy. [grunts]
I love you, Mommy.
[light twangy music]
♪ ♪