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Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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♪ ♪

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[militaristic grunting]

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Now, we all know
what this day is.

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Today is the day
when Plankton tries to steal

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the Krabby Patty formula, sir!

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Like he does every day.

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But this time,
he's not going to catch me

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with me spatula down!
[laughs]

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Ooh?
[laughs]

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SpongeBob

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you're on guard duty, boy!

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Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs!

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Yah!

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And I'll go undercover.

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[snoring]

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- Hm?
- Hut, two, three, four!

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Hut, two, three, four!

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♪ Krabby Patties are the best ♪

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♪ They'll put hair
on your chest ♪

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[gasps]

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Oh!

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[falteringly]
♪ Krabby Patties are the best ♪

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♪ They'll put hairs...
into your nest ♪

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[yawns]

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Ow.

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Any sign of Plankton?

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Uh, afraid not, Mr. Krabs.

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Maybe he's on vacation.

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Don't be silly!

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We always take
our trips together,

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to keep an eye on each other.

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What's taking that crook
so long?

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[jaunty accordion music]

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Hm...
Maybe the door is stuck.

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[humming]

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♪ ♪

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Ah, for--these customers
are blocking the way!

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[yelling]

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♪ ♪

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[sighs]
There we go.

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Nice, open path.

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Hm?
Mm...

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Hey!
Well, maybe he just needs

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a little incentive.

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[ukulele music]

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[fanfare]
[chuckles]

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There we go.

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[stealthy jazz music]

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Oh.

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Maybe he doesn't want
me formula anymore.

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[gasps]

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He took the bait!

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We're going to red alert!

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[alarmed music]

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[hubbub]

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♪ ♪

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Batten down the hatches!

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Furl the deck!

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Stop that greedy green goober!

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[panting]

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Oh.

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[sighs]
Ow.

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♪ ♪

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Doggone it.

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Can I get some ketchup
over here?

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Please?

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False alarm.

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all: Whoa!

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Oof!

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[all groaning]

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Closing time!

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[jaunty music]

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♪ ♪

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And just where
do you think

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you two are going?

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It's customary
to go home at closing time.

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Aren't you going home,
Mr. Krabs?

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[laughing]
Oh, I'm not budging.

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Plankton is gonna
try something.

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I don't know when.
I don't know where.

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Probably... here.

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Well, yeah.
But when he does,

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I'll be waiting for him.

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[laughs]

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I'll be waiting right here.

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Morning!
Hm?

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I guess Mr. Krabs
went home after all.

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No, I'm still here...

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Waiting for
that blasted Plankton!

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both: Gah!

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[disconcerting scales]

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- Yeah, I'll take--
- Me patty formula?

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Huh?
I knew it!

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You in there, Plankton?
[grunts angrily]

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Mr. Krabs,
that's not Plankton!

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I will never set foot
in this establishment again!

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From now on,
I'm using the drive-through!

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[gasps]

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[humming contentedly]

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- Whoa!
- Aha!

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Trying to to sneak
a Krabby Patty to Plankton, eh?

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But Eugene, it's just
a to-go order.

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[mocking gibberish]

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Well, from now on,
all patties are to be eaten

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on the premises!

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What are you gonna do now,
ban pockets?

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Capital idea,
Mr. Squidward.

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There'll be a $50-a-barrel
surcharge from now on.

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[runaway music]

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Whoa, hey,
slow down there, Grampa.

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Let's just see here.

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Aha!

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Another one
of Plankton's spies!

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I just wanted some for later.

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You're banned!

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♪ ♪

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Hm...

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So Plankton's recruiting

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baby burglars now!

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[cries]

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You're banned!

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You!
You're banned! You're banned!

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Banned!

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- Ah...
- Banned!

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[groans]

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[unhinged string music]

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You're all banned!

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[gibbering]

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Mr. Krabs, I don't think
Plankton's coming.

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Nonsense.

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[knocking]
[gasps]

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See?
It's that stinker Plankton now.

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What do you want?

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Uh...
A Krabby Patty?

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- Why?
- I'm hungry.

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Mr. Krabs, that's just Sandy.

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I'm not falling for it.

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That's the worst squirrel suit
I've ever seen.

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[whimpers]

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[ukulele music]

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[gibbering]

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Do you think Mr. Krabs
is acting... strange?

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[manic gibbering, laughter]

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He seems fine to me.

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Maybe we should postpone

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our plans for tonight.

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Plans?
Aha!

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You're both working
for Plankton!

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Get out of me restaurant,

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you tricky treacherous
traitors!

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[both groaning]

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[suspenseful music]

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I know you're in here, Plankton.

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Where you hiding?

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I'm right here

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at the Chum Bucket!

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Come on down

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and try our new Chum Nuggets.

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Heh.
Whew.

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[screams]

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[dramatic music]

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Oh.
[chuckles]

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Just a--just a cup.

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[laughs]

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Ah!
Oh?

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[maniacal laughter]

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Ah!

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[dramatic music]

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[screams]

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[gibbering]

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♪ ♪

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[panting]

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[screams]

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Get ahold of yourself.
Get ahold of yourself.

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[sighs]

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I'm starting to see things.
[laughs]

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[maniacal laughter]

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[screams, gibbers]

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Huh?

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[suspenseful music]

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♪ ♪

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Those two ARE

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working for Plankton!

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[gasps]

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♪ ♪

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Ow.

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Me own daughter?

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♪ ♪

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Oh, not Old Man Jenkins!

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[cries]

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Everyone really is
out to get you.

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Aren't they, my little formula?

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[doorbell rings]

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Mr. Krabs?

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[stiltedly] You have got
to come with me

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to... The Chum Bucket,

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for Plankton
has kidnapped Squidward.

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Oh, so that's
Plankton's evil plan?

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He wants me formula
as ransom!

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What do we do?

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What?
What's that?

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Oh, that's just brilliant!

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Hold on a minute.

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I'll go get the ransom.

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Oh, you want a Krabby Patty,
do you?

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Well, I'll give you
a Krabby Patty.

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[laughs maniacally]

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Oh!

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Ooh?

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[laughs evilly]

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Okay, let's go
rescue Squidward.

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[laughs]

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[mysterious orchestral music]

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[muffled speech]

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[laughs evilly]

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Surprised, Krabs?

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Not at all, Sheldon.

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I knew you were
up to something.

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Oh, yeah?

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How about now?

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all: Surprise!

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[screams]

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[confused noises]

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Oh, come, Krabs.

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It's the anniversary
of the first time

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I tried to steal
your Krabby Patty formula!

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So we threw you
a surprise party.

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You mean you weren't
working for Plankton?

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Of course not, Mr. Krabs.

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Oh, I shouldn't have
suspected you, SpongeBob.

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Whew.
Won't need these anymore.

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[laughs]

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Oh, boy, Krabby Patties!

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Yee-haw!

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[excited hubbub]

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[screams]

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No!
Don't eat the patties!

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- Huh?
- Gotcha.

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[laughs]

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[gibbers]

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[energetic music]

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Ah!

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♪ ♪

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Whew.

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Ah, tartar sauce!

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[groans]

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[screams]

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♪ ♪

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[all oohing]

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♪ ♪

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Yay.

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[ukulele music]

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♪ ♪

275
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,414
[excited chatter]

276
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,748
A little help here!

277
00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:09,248
Did you enjoy
the surprise party, Mr. Krabs?

278
00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:12,706
Eh, I'll tell you
in a second.

279
00:11:12,789 --> 00:11:15,248
[grunts]
Huh?

280
00:11:15,331 --> 00:11:16,873
[angelic chorus]

281
00:11:16,956 --> 00:11:19,248
Ooh, that fool Krabs

282
00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:22,248
left the Krabby Patty formula
behind!

283
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:26,331
[chuckles]

284
00:11:26,414 --> 00:11:28,414
[nervous vocalization]
Mommy.

285
00:11:28,498 --> 00:11:30,581
[ukulele music]

286
00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:31,748
Ooh.

287
00:11:31,831 --> 00:11:35,414
Yes, boyo.
I enjoyed it very much.

288
00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:37,831
[laughs]

289
00:11:38,789 --> 00:11:41,706
[jaunty ukulele music]

290
00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:49,039
♪ ♪

291
00:11:50,373 --> 00:11:51,956
Why, you...

292
00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:55,123
What I do?

293
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:57,164
Why, you...

294
00:11:57,248 --> 00:11:59,498
What I do?

295
00:11:59,581 --> 00:12:01,998
Why, you...

296
00:12:02,081 --> 00:12:03,789
What I do?

297
00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:06,248
[laughing hysterically]

298
00:12:08,664 --> 00:12:09,706
Wow!

299
00:12:09,789 --> 00:12:11,373
It's "The Sir Urchin

300
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,706
and Snail Fail Show"!

301
00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:16,998
It's cartoon time, SpongeBob!

302
00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:19,998
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob?

303
00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:23,331
[ponderous orchestral music]

304
00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:24,456
SpongeBob?

305
00:12:24,539 --> 00:12:26,664
♪ ♪

306
00:12:26,748 --> 00:12:28,331
SpongeRobert?

307
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,414
Oh!

308
00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:32,956
It's cartoon time!

309
00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:35,331
I'll get our "Sir Urchin" hats.

310
00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:36,456
Whoa.

311
00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:38,831
Not so fast, SpongeBob.

312
00:12:38,914 --> 00:12:41,164
What's in the secret room?

313
00:12:41,248 --> 00:12:42,748
It's not a secret room, Patrick.

314
00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,456
It's my library.

315
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:45,998
W-what's that word mean?

316
00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:50,164
A library is a... playground
for your mind.

317
00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:52,748
[vacant drone]

318
00:12:52,831 --> 00:12:55,664
[laughter]

319
00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,581
Hm...

320
00:12:57,664 --> 00:13:00,206
[laughs]

321
00:13:00,289 --> 00:13:03,706
Let's do it!
It's library time!

322
00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:08,123
Ow!
Ow!

323
00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,789
What I do?

324
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,164
[ukulele music]

325
00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:17,123
[enthusiastic grunting]

326
00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:21,248
[yells]

327
00:13:21,331 --> 00:13:22,956
[meows]

328
00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:25,748
[hisses]

329
00:13:25,831 --> 00:13:28,039
Oh, tender, naive Patrick,

330
00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:30,456
it's not that kind
of playground.

331
00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,623
It's a place to read books!
See?

332
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:36,248
I love books!

333
00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:37,998
[laughing] Book!

334
00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:40,248
Book!

335
00:13:40,331 --> 00:13:41,956
Gary, I don't think
Patrick knows

336
00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:43,539
how to use a book properly.

337
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,581
Ow!

338
00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:48,081
[ukulele music]

339
00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,123
Behold the books, Patrick.

340
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:52,498
Each one has a story to tell.

341
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,664
- Whoa.
- Look out!

342
00:13:54,748 --> 00:13:56,748
Those books are cliffhangers,

343
00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:58,748
stories for the adventurous.

344
00:13:58,831 --> 00:13:59,789
[pained grunt]

345
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,289
[nervous yelling]

346
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,039
I'll save you!

347
00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:04,414
Whoa!

348
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:07,414
[dramatic orchestral music]

349
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,789
There are logbooks,

350
00:14:09,873 --> 00:14:14,331
unabridged books,

351
00:14:14,414 --> 00:14:16,081
and books with bridges.

352
00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:17,664
Whoa!

353
00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:19,498
[laughs]

354
00:14:19,581 --> 00:14:21,456
Listen to the soothing sounds

355
00:14:21,539 --> 00:14:23,039
of the audiobooks.

356
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,706
[seagulls crying]

357
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:26,873
I can hear the ocean.

358
00:14:26,956 --> 00:14:28,706
[toilet flushing]

359
00:14:28,789 --> 00:14:29,789
Me too!

360
00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,123
[laughter]

361
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:33,873
Cookbooks,
for the culinarily curious.

362
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:39,873
[vacant grunting]

363
00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:41,789
I like the pictures.

364
00:14:41,873 --> 00:14:44,248
Ah, but the pictures
are a mere snack!

365
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:47,414
It's the words in the book
that really feed your brain.

366
00:14:47,498 --> 00:14:50,789
Let's start you off
with an old book.

367
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,873
[light orchestral music]

368
00:14:53,956 --> 00:14:56,289
[eerie music]

369
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,998
[sniffs]
Ah, musty old books smell.

370
00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:03,623
Now read the words, Patrick.

371
00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:05,498
Oh, read the--

372
00:15:05,581 --> 00:15:07,289
oh, uh...

373
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,331
"Once...

374
00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:11,498
Upon a..."

375
00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:12,498
"Once upon a"...

376
00:15:12,581 --> 00:15:14,331
Once upon a what?

377
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,623
To continue the story,

378
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,539
you have to turn the page.

379
00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:18,831
Oh.

380
00:15:18,914 --> 00:15:20,414
"Time."

381
00:15:20,498 --> 00:15:22,498
"Once upon a time"!

382
00:15:22,581 --> 00:15:23,831
[laughs]

383
00:15:23,914 --> 00:15:27,289
That's the most amazing trick
I've ever seen!

384
00:15:27,373 --> 00:15:29,081
I want to stare
at more words!

385
00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:30,998
Then feast your eyes!

386
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:34,206
[ethereal music]

387
00:15:34,289 --> 00:15:40,414
♪ ♪

388
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:43,664
Once upon a time...

389
00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:48,498
[quavering]

390
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,248
Once a--

391
00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:51,539
You're too slow!

392
00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:52,748
[muttering]

393
00:15:52,831 --> 00:15:54,748
He likes it!
Hey, Patrick!

394
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:57,456
[muttering]

395
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,248
♪ ♪

396
00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:01,373
[sniffing]

397
00:16:01,456 --> 00:16:03,789
[gasps]

398
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:04,873
♪ ♪

399
00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:06,706
[industrious grunting]

400
00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:14,039
♪ ♪

401
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:19,331
[dramatic orchestral music]

402
00:16:19,414 --> 00:16:22,039
♪ ♪

403
00:16:22,123 --> 00:16:23,831
Ooh, Patrick, your head
is absorbing

404
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:25,039
all the book knowledge,

405
00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:26,456
just like a sponge!

406
00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:28,039
[laughs]

407
00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:31,831
♪ ♪

408
00:16:31,914 --> 00:16:33,873
[laughs]
Go, Patrick!

409
00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:35,331
Get those words!

410
00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:36,831
Get them good!

411
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:44,164
♪ ♪

412
00:16:49,123 --> 00:16:51,789
Stop reading words!

413
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:55,081
♪ ♪

414
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,248
Wow, what a bookworm!

415
00:16:57,331 --> 00:16:58,498
Whoa.

416
00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:00,081
Yes, SpongeBob?

417
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:01,414
Uh, Patrick, I think

418
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,706
that's enough knowledge
for one day.

419
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,081
Looks like you're full.

420
00:17:04,164 --> 00:17:06,539
Nonsense, dear boy.

421
00:17:06,623 --> 00:17:10,081
One can never accumulate
too much information.

422
00:17:10,164 --> 00:17:11,914
[genteelly] Ahem.

423
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,373
Well, we're fresh
out of books.

424
00:17:13,456 --> 00:17:15,123
Come on, I'll buy you
an ice cream.

425
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,206
Ah, I must confess to feeling

426
00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:19,956
more than slightly peckish.

427
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,998
Patrick, I'm so proud of you!

428
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:24,664
Ooh, you're a big brain now!

429
00:17:24,748 --> 00:17:26,456
Ooh!

430
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:30,789
Oh, a skosh too big, it seems,
eh, wha'?

431
00:17:30,873 --> 00:17:32,998
- "Eh, wha'" what?
- [laughs]

432
00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:35,414
Oh, no matter,
my plebeian friend.

433
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:37,873
I shall simply
exit posthaste,

434
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,789
posterior-first.

435
00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:43,623
Oof!

436
00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:46,039
- I got it.
- Careful.

437
00:17:46,123 --> 00:17:47,623
Little bit... Wow.

438
00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,998
You really got your melon
jammed in there, didn't you?

439
00:17:50,081 --> 00:17:51,998
Oh, true, SpongeBob.

440
00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:54,581
Eh, but we can easily
solve this problem

441
00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:57,248
on a quantum physics level.
Take this down.

442
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:59,789
If we reduce
my subatomic particles

443
00:17:59,873 --> 00:18:02,248
by way
of orbital electromagnetism,

444
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,581
we'll create
a harmonic oscillation

445
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:05,873
within the molecules,

446
00:18:05,956 --> 00:18:09,498
resulting in
a wave-function collapse,

447
00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:12,748
which will enable
my "melon,"

448
00:18:12,831 --> 00:18:14,414
as you so drolly put it,

449
00:18:14,498 --> 00:18:15,581
to slip out.

450
00:18:15,664 --> 00:18:17,581
Okay, sure.

451
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,373
Let's give it a try.

452
00:18:20,456 --> 00:18:24,623
[muttering]

453
00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:27,623
[otherworldly music]

454
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:28,664
[meows]

455
00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:29,664
Gary!

456
00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:30,914
Speak to me.

457
00:18:30,998 --> 00:18:33,039
Oh...

458
00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:34,123
[meows]

459
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:35,206
Oh, Gary, you're back.

460
00:18:35,289 --> 00:18:37,289
I'd know that slime anywhere.

461
00:18:37,373 --> 00:18:38,956
[gasps]
Slime!

462
00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:41,664
That's it!
[laughs]

463
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:43,706
Slime it up, Gar-bear.

464
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,664
[laughs]

465
00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:47,914
Abominable.

466
00:18:47,998 --> 00:18:51,206
Yeah, that Gary grease
ought to do it.

467
00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:53,373
Okay, Patrick,
pull yourself out.

468
00:18:53,456 --> 00:18:56,539
[jaunty ukulele music]

469
00:18:56,623 --> 00:18:59,623
♪ ♪

470
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,039
[yells]

471
00:19:03,123 --> 00:19:06,456
Hey.
"Head Shrinking for Beginners."

472
00:19:06,539 --> 00:19:07,748
Hm...

473
00:19:07,831 --> 00:19:09,789
[energetic drum music]

474
00:19:09,873 --> 00:19:11,748
[screams]

475
00:19:11,831 --> 00:19:14,414
[chicken clucks]

476
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:16,664
♪ ♪

477
00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:22,664
[chanting, yelling]

478
00:19:22,748 --> 00:19:27,623
♪ ♪

479
00:19:27,706 --> 00:19:30,831
[chicken clucks]

480
00:19:30,914 --> 00:19:32,581
[high-pitched] Oh, I give up!

481
00:19:32,664 --> 00:19:35,748
I guess we'll have to live here
in the library forever, Gary.

482
00:19:35,831 --> 00:19:37,456
[meows]

483
00:19:37,539 --> 00:19:42,748
[cries]

484
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:46,123
SpongeBob,
your typically moronic attempt

485
00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,081
has given me the solution!

486
00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:51,081
Perhaps because
I had to smarten up

487
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,248
to get stuck...

488
00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:56,789
You'll need to dumb down
to get free!

489
00:19:56,873 --> 00:19:58,248
[laughs]

490
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,623
Who's sporting
the big brain now, hm?

491
00:20:01,706 --> 00:20:02,748
[laughs]

492
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:03,789
All right, Patrick.

493
00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,748
Let's get stupid!

494
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,456
Yeah!

495
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,664
[industrious ukulele music]

496
00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:13,789
♪ ♪

497
00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:15,123
Electronics.

498
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:22,414
♪ ♪

499
00:20:25,581 --> 00:20:26,789
Whew.

500
00:20:26,873 --> 00:20:29,289
- I hope this works.
- Ah.

501
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:32,206
♪ ♪

502
00:20:34,081 --> 00:20:35,581
Why, you...

503
00:20:35,664 --> 00:20:37,789
What I do?

504
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,748
Why, you...

505
00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:41,414
What I do?

506
00:20:41,498 --> 00:20:43,623
I'm sorry, dear boy,

507
00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:45,498
but watching
this mindless drivel

508
00:20:45,581 --> 00:20:47,664
isn't affecting me
in the least.

509
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,164
[vacant moan]

510
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:52,873
We've got drool!

511
00:20:52,956 --> 00:20:54,831
Patrick, it's working!

512
00:20:54,914 --> 00:20:56,998
What I do?

513
00:20:57,081 --> 00:21:01,373
This is insulting
my intelligence.

514
00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:04,498
[laughing] And I adore it!

515
00:21:04,581 --> 00:21:10,248
[lower,
more enthusiastic laughing]

516
00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:13,039
[rumbling]

517
00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:16,664
What I do?

518
00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:19,206
Why, you...

519
00:21:19,289 --> 00:21:21,706
What I do?

520
00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:24,581
[frightened noises]

521
00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:27,706
[crashing sounds]

522
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,789
We did it, Patrick!

523
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,831
The mindless drivel
is destroying your knowledge!

524
00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:38,039
[laughs]

525
00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:41,081
[vacant laughter]

526
00:21:41,164 --> 00:21:44,081
[building orchestral music]

527
00:21:44,164 --> 00:21:50,914
♪ ♪

528
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:53,914
Whoops.
Here, Patrick.

529
00:21:53,998 --> 00:21:55,664
You may need
this little fella.

530
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,414
[vacant groan]

531
00:21:57,498 --> 00:21:59,123
Huh?

532
00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:00,206
Ah.

533
00:22:00,289 --> 00:22:03,248
[ukulele music]

534
00:22:03,331 --> 00:22:08,123
♪ ♪

535
00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:10,831
Well, Patrick,
this is where we came in.

536
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,164
Ready for some ice cream?

537
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,998
Boy, am I ever!

538
00:22:14,081 --> 00:22:16,748
Oof.
A book?

539
00:22:16,831 --> 00:22:18,539
I love books!

540
00:22:18,623 --> 00:22:19,748
[yells]

541
00:22:19,831 --> 00:22:22,248
A book!
[laughs]

542
00:22:22,331 --> 00:22:24,123
That's right, Patrick.

543
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:25,748
Play nice
with the pretty squares.

544
00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:29,164
Gary, this is really
one for the books, eh?

545
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,081
- [laughs]
- [meows dully]

546
00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:35,831
[laughs]

547
00:22:38,914 --> 00:22:45,998
♪ ♪