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Are you ready, kids?

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KIDS: Aye, aye, captain.

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I can't hear you!

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KIDS: Aye, aye, captain!

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Ohh--

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[THEME MUSIC]

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THEME SONG: Who lives in
a pineapple under the sea?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he.

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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If nautical nonsense
be something you wish.

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Ready?

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SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants,

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SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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[LAUGHING]

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[IMITATING FLUTE]

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NARRATOR: We take you now
to Encino, California,

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where we find the president
of the SpongeBob SquarePants

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fan club-- flipping burgers?

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Oh, hey, kids.

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Potty and I took
jobs flipping burgers

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so we could be just like our
hero, SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Bawk!

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I took the job
for the free soda.

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Squawk!

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Potty, don't you
have dishes to wash?

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Squawk!

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Aargh!

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Oh, hey, kids.

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Say hello to my
boss, Mr. Pirateson.

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Aargh!

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One order Scurvy Fries.

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One large bilge water.

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Aargh!

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Aargh!

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Diet bilge water.

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I'll get right on it, sir.

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Ah!

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Hey, you.

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What's hiding here?

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Oh, Potty.

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You're just in time to
try me new pirate patties.

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I call this one
"Buried Treasure."

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Where'd you dig that one up?

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Bawk.

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This one's called
"Walk the Plank."

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I'm already bored
with that one.

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This one will blow that
little bird brain of yours.

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Behold the "Patchy Patty."

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Ahoy!

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Aw, that's the worse one yet.

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Bawk.

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Potty Parrot, you are
never supportive of me!

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I don't want to be
your friend anymore!

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Bawk!

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I never want to see you again!

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Ah, Patchy, no!

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[CRYING]

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You know, this isn't the
first time that a patty has

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come between two good chums.

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It happened once
in Bikini Bottom.

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Here, take a look while
I pull myself together.

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[BUMPER MUSIC]

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Something ain't right.

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For me?

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Don't you find this
a tad suspicious?

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Suspicion doesn't hold a
candle to birthday wishing.

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[INHALES LOUDLY]

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Surprise!

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[SCREAMING]

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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

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Ah!

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Disengage!

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MR. KRABS: Me secret formuler!

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Happy birthday, Krabs!

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Don't forget your
condiments, Plankton.

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That a boy, SpongeBob.

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Safe!

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You'll rue the day
we were born, Krabs!

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I'll be back!

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Oh, barnacles.

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[SCREAMING]

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Why, Mr. Krabs?

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Why does he hate us so?

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Well, you might as well
blame me, SpongeBob.

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There was a time when Plankton
and I were best friends.

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Best friends?

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Friends at birth,
you might say.

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Even as wee ones.

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Goo.

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[IMITATING POPEYE LAUGH]

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[FAWNING SOUND EFFECT]

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MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER): Things
were all peaches and cream.

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[FAWNING SOUND EFFECT]

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MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER):
Until we hit grade school.

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Hey, Plankey.

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What you doing?

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Oh, just a little something
I thought I'd try out.

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[LAUGHING]

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Idiots!

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I'll show you with science!

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This concoction's going
to blow everyone away!

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[EXPLOSION]

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[LAUGHING]

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How's this for a
science experiment,

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Mr. Brain-a-tron 5000.

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[SCREAMING]

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They'll pay for
this one, eh, Eugene?

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Darn tootin'!

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Hey, barnacle brains!

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I think you owe
Plankton an apolergy.

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You're right.

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Plankton, I'm sorry.

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Sorry you have to
hang out with rag boy!

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[LAUGHING]

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Yeah.

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Where'd you do your
clothes shopping?

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In the trash can?

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[LAUGHING]

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MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER):
It was true.

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I did get me clothes
from the trash.

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You see, when I was growing
up, times were tough.

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Me mother had to fashion
me clothes from rags.

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There you go, son.

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Your outfit's all finished.

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Well, it's a good thing Old
Man Jenkins was kind enough

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to spare his last washcloth.

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Oops!

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I missed a spot.

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MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER):
Then one day

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while Plankton and I plotted our
revenge, I met the love of me

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life.

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What in Neptune's net is that?

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It's the most beautiful
thing me eyes have ever seen.

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What is it?

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It's money.

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Money!

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Yeah.

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You could buy things with it.

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Buy things?

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So I spent it on a gift
for me best pal, Plankton.

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[SCREAMING]

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Wow!

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Got your secret
recipe, Mr. Krabs.

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You have no idea what that
went through to get here.

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I got a pretty good idea, yeah.

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Well, if you guys were such
great friends, what happened?

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Yeah, Mr. Krabs.

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What did happen next?

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Yeah, I really want to know.

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Listen up, Squidward, because
this is where it gets juicy.

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It all began at a place
called Stinky Burgers.

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It was the only place
to get a burger.

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The kids loved Stinky Burger.

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[CHATTER]

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[LAUGHING]

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Yay!

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MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER):
And Stinky loved the kids.

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What can I do for
you, young-ins?

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Uh, Mr. Stinky?

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I'll have one burger, please.

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Me too, Stinky!

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Oh, now, now, kids.

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There's plenty of
burgers for everyone.

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Yay!

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That's why we like
you so much, Stinky.

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You always deliver the goods!

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We don't "like"
Stinky, we respect him.

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Well, which one is it, kids?

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Do you like or respect me?

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Like!

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Respect!

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Like!

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Respect!

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STINKY: OK, let's just
meet in the middle

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and say you "lie-spect" me.

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[CHEERING]

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Excuse us!

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Valuable customers
coming through.

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What are those
dorks doing here?

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Two Stinky Burgers, please.

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Did your brains dribble
out over the sidewalk

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you slept on last night?

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If it's burgers you
want, go around back.

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CROWD: Yeah, Stinky!

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Thanks for keeping
the nerds out!

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You're the best, Stinky!

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OK, that's enough, kids.

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Gather around, children.

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There's something
I want to tell you.

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What I have to say
is very important.

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If you remember just one thing
for the rest of your life,

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remember that without
your kind patronage,

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I'd be a penniless
loser like rag boy.

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[KNOCKING]

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Do you two have kelp for brains?

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Don't you understand?

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If you two yahoos
keep coming around,

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you'll drive away all
the normal customers.

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I've worked too long and
too hard to make this

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a "lie-spectable" business.

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As it is, I can barely afford
the essential things in life.

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Is it quitting time already?

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Now, if you'll excuse
me, I'm off to enjoy

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some of life's essentials.

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Did you hear that, Krabs?

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By cooking burgers for
those cretins, he was

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able to gain their "lie-spect."

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Did you see that
fat stack of loot.

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I bet if someone
made a better burger,

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we'd have a better
stack of loot.

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But who has the ability
to make such a burger.

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Who has the skill?

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Skill, schmill, Krabs baby.

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Who needs skill when
science is on your side?

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We'll make that burger, and when
we do, we will rule the school!

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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

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I miss Potty.

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I remember the first we met.

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If I could only hear his voice.

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Less talking and
more working, Cap.

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Potty!

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You came back to apologize.

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I came to tell you
to get back to work.

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You can't tell me what to
do, you-- assistant manager?

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How did you get to
be assistant manager?

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A little thing
called a GED, my man.

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Oh, here we go with
the fancy book learning.

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Customers love me cooking.

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Why, we're almost
out of doggy bags.

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[PUKING]

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Oh, Potty.

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What am I doing wrong?

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You just need some
practice is all.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

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[COUGHING]

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The patty's done.

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Smells like an
actual poop deck.

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Oh, fine.

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I'll try it then.

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By the crime of
befouling me tastebuds,

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I order you to walk the plank!

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Ah.

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Oh, well.

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I bet SpongeBob's first patty
didn't go so well either.

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Bawk.

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Roll film.

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[BABY TALK]

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[LAUGHING]

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A perfect patty
on the first try.

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D'oh!

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I'll make a potty
patty out of you!

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You're unsanitary, Patchy.

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You keep hamburger
meat in an old boot.

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Well, that's what gives
it its special flavor.

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POTTY: You've got
rats in the kitchen.

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D'oh, I brush and
shampoo them daily.

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Who's Patchy's little princess?

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Oh!

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Don't-- do that!

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And you can wash your hands
after using the bathroom.

266
00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:24,120
What?

267
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,690
Every time?

268
00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:27,949
That's not all.

269
00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:29,588
This is a step in
the right direction.

270
00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:32,147
What kind of a pirate
wears a hairnet?

271
00:12:32,147 --> 00:12:34,846
The same kind that wears
a "Kiss the Cook" apron.

272
00:12:34,846 --> 00:12:36,236
Well, you never know, Potty.

273
00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:37,285
I might get lucky.

274
00:12:37,285 --> 00:12:38,865
You hear that ladies?

275
00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:41,194
Patchy is available?

276
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,043
Now I feel sick.

277
00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:44,892
That's it, you feathered snake!

278
00:12:44,892 --> 00:12:48,201
This time you've gone too far!

279
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:48,901
Bawk!

280
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:49,641
You missed.

281
00:12:49,641 --> 00:12:50,340
Bawk.

282
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,250
Is that all you got?

283
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:58,118
Bawk-- now you've done it.

284
00:12:58,118 --> 00:12:58,847
MR. PIRATESON: Aargh!

285
00:12:58,847 --> 00:12:59,827
Aargh!

286
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:02,996
Yes, Mr. Pirateson.

287
00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:04,835
You kids watch the
rest of the cartoon,

288
00:13:04,835 --> 00:13:07,784
while I watch Potty get fired.

289
00:13:07,784 --> 00:13:08,764
MR. PIRATESON: Aargh!

290
00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:10,083
Coming, Mr. Pirateson.

291
00:13:13,382 --> 00:13:14,481
MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER):
So we went

292
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:18,100
back to our secret
hideaway-- the dump--

293
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,569
to prove to those chowderheads
that a burger could

294
00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:23,558
be semi-edible and
easy to swaller.

295
00:13:23,558 --> 00:13:26,177
We made sure to keep careful
record of our progress.

296
00:13:37,643 --> 00:13:40,082
PLANKTON: Gently.

297
00:13:40,082 --> 00:13:40,872
Gently!

298
00:13:40,872 --> 00:13:41,971
MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER):
We finally

299
00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:45,910
emerged with the best-looking
burger under the sea!

300
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,509
We went back to Stinky's
to run our Patty

301
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:50,048
in those kid's greasy faces.

302
00:13:50,048 --> 00:13:52,687
But Stinky's had been
shut down by the order

303
00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:54,157
of the health department.

304
00:13:54,157 --> 00:13:56,376
So we seized the
opportunity and converted

305
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,185
our hang out into a restaurant.

306
00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:02,274
[LOUD HORN]

307
00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:05,672
Our venture into
capitalism began.

308
00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:06,932
$1, please.

309
00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:09,901
There you are, sir.

310
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,970
MR. KRABS (VOICEOVER): It was
me first dollar I'd ever earned,

311
00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:15,249
and it t'was also the beginning
of a beautiful, romantic

312
00:14:15,249 --> 00:14:17,318
relationship with money.

313
00:14:17,318 --> 00:14:19,287
KID: Hey!

314
00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:22,296
Your burgers are even
worse than Stinky's.

315
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,335
We can barely keep them down.

316
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:26,285
If it wasn't for
Stinky's shutting down,

317
00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:28,094
no one would eat here.

318
00:14:28,094 --> 00:14:31,333
Now give me a
burger, I'm starving.

319
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,112
Just look at them, Eugene.

320
00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:37,610
The very people who ridiculed me
are now feasting on my recipe.

321
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,369
I thought it was our recipe.

322
00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:42,559
I'm ruling their stomachs.

323
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:46,177
And soon I will be
ruling their minds!

324
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,406
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER, THUNDERCLAP]

325
00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:51,005
But what about
satisfying the customer?

326
00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:52,635
Barnacles to the customer!

327
00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:54,954
I'm talking about
ruling the world!

328
00:14:54,954 --> 00:14:56,853
[LAUGHING, THUNDERCLAP]

329
00:14:56,853 --> 00:15:00,682
And with this secret recipe,
nothing will stop me.

330
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,532
Give me that!

331
00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:02,231
Stop!

332
00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:04,860
You're going to bust it!

333
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,280
Ah!

334
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,759
Burgers aren't
for ruining worlds!

335
00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:11,478
I'm terribly sorry,
Eugene, I couldn't hear you.

336
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,437
Could you come closer?

337
00:15:13,437 --> 00:15:16,066
Maybe stand on the
tile in front of you?

338
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:16,766
Which one?

339
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:19,645
The one that says "eject" or
the one that says "trap door."

340
00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:21,224
Oh, either one will do.

341
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,813
What I was saying
was-- (YELLING)

342
00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:26,192
you'll regret this one day!

343
00:15:29,051 --> 00:15:31,790
And he always did.

344
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:32,490
Lies!

345
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:33,190
[EXCLAIMS]

346
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:34,549
MR. KRABS: Whoa, hold
on there, me boy.

347
00:15:34,549 --> 00:15:36,319
We don't need to go
through all that again.

348
00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:39,677
Very touching, but
completely false.

349
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,687
Don't know what you mean.

350
00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:42,886
Why don't you
tell him the truth?

351
00:15:42,886 --> 00:15:46,215
It did happen that way,
didn't it, Mr. Krabs?

352
00:15:46,215 --> 00:15:49,903
Most of it is true, except
for what really happened!

353
00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:53,432
We had created the
tastiest burger.

354
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,761
That's when things
became unsavory.

355
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,909
First, I rule their stomachs.

356
00:16:02,909 --> 00:16:05,608
And then their money!

357
00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:06,677
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER, THUNDERCLAP]

358
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,565
But what about
satisfying the customers?

359
00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:13,185
Barnacles to the customers.

360
00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:13,925
[EXCLAIMS]

361
00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:18,073
I'm talking about coins,
cash, wallets, bank accounts!

362
00:16:18,073 --> 00:16:22,551
With this secret recipe,
nothing will stop me!

363
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:23,451
Give me that!

364
00:16:23,451 --> 00:16:24,151
Stop!

365
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,520
You're going to bust it.

366
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,589
This isn't about money, Eugene.

367
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,288
Milarky.

368
00:16:33,387 --> 00:16:35,257
You'll regret this one day!

369
00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:44,353
PLANKTON: Our little squabble
only got me part of the recipe.

370
00:16:44,353 --> 00:16:46,003
Gosh, Mr. Plankton.

371
00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:48,971
That doesn't sound like
the Mr. Krabs story at all.

372
00:16:48,971 --> 00:16:51,780
KAREN: That's because it isn't.

373
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,270
Karen?

374
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,399
They're both liars.

375
00:16:54,399 --> 00:16:56,289
That's not how it
happened at all.

376
00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:58,838
In those days, I was
just starting out

377
00:16:58,838 --> 00:17:00,797
as a security system.

378
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:03,076
Plankton and I met
when he installed me.

379
00:17:03,076 --> 00:17:04,776
It was only our third date.

380
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:09,554
Anyway, I recorded the
whole thing in my databanks.

381
00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:12,083
Now that's a handsome
looking burger.

382
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,192
You said it, old chum!

383
00:17:14,192 --> 00:17:20,310
Attention, get your Plankton
and Krabs' patties right here.

384
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:25,058
You think it was a good
idea to open in a dump?

385
00:17:25,058 --> 00:17:26,388
What's that music?

386
00:17:26,388 --> 00:17:29,786
I know that theme
song anywhere.

387
00:17:29,786 --> 00:17:31,376
It's Old Man Jenkins.

388
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,595
Old Man Jenkins!

389
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:37,443
I've just been searching for
some new shoes for Old Bessey.

390
00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:40,172
You help me mom and me
through some tough times.

391
00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:42,781
It would be an honor if
you'd be the first to try

392
00:17:42,781 --> 00:17:44,801
our delicious burgers.

393
00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:46,680
Why, I'd be happy to.

394
00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:54,917
Yay!

395
00:17:58,386 --> 00:18:02,644
MR. KRABS: "Plab Patty" KOs
Old Man J. I can't believe

396
00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:05,153
we poisoned that sweet old guy.

397
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:06,772
Well, he is old.

398
00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:07,592
Hey.

399
00:18:07,592 --> 00:18:09,491
That guy's like family to me.

400
00:18:09,491 --> 00:18:11,751
Well, it was your fault
the patty was tainted.

401
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:14,340
You're the one who put too much
seaweed sauce in the burger.

402
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,529
You let it sit out too long.

403
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,828
That's what did it.

404
00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:19,728
I'm taking the
recipe and fixing it.

405
00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:21,037
No way!

406
00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:22,746
That recipe's mine!

407
00:18:22,746 --> 00:18:23,436
Stop!

408
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:31,163
You're gonna-- You want to fight
over this recipe, I'll give you

409
00:18:31,163 --> 00:18:32,943
a fight you'll never forget!

410
00:18:37,611 --> 00:18:39,160
Well, that's ruined.

411
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,400
But, no use letting
this go to waste.

412
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,559
These kids'll eat anything.

413
00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:46,957
I've done it.

414
00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:51,486
I discovered the
perfect patty batter!

415
00:18:51,486 --> 00:18:53,025
KAREN (VOICEOVER):
Meanwhile, Plankton was

416
00:18:53,025 --> 00:18:54,805
back at the elementary school.

417
00:18:54,805 --> 00:18:57,783
But this he was going it alone.

418
00:18:57,783 --> 00:18:58,653
PLANKTON: Ah!

419
00:18:58,653 --> 00:18:59,953
Oh, no you don't.

420
00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:01,262
This is my turf.

421
00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:03,631
I think not, rag boy!

422
00:19:03,631 --> 00:19:04,331
What?

423
00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:07,820
Why I oughta squash you
right now, you little--

424
00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,049
Get out of my face!

425
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,749
[GROWLING]

426
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,038
Hey, look.

427
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:12,928
Nerd fight!

428
00:19:12,928 --> 00:19:15,177
I've got $5 on rag boy.

429
00:19:15,177 --> 00:19:15,907
A-ha!

430
00:19:15,907 --> 00:19:20,475
We'll let the customers
decide whose burger's better.

431
00:19:20,475 --> 00:19:22,164
Step right up, gents.

432
00:19:22,164 --> 00:19:25,123
Get a delicious Chum
Burger right here.

433
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,852
Big Johnny will eat anything.

434
00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:29,642
Have a Chum
Burger, Johnny, sir.

435
00:19:31,891 --> 00:19:33,590
KAREN (VOICEOVER): Plankton,
he had pieced together

436
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,239
his own creation using
memory and science.

437
00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:38,368
Go on, sir.

438
00:19:38,368 --> 00:19:39,918
Tell your buddies
what you think.

439
00:19:43,197 --> 00:19:46,455
I'm going to try one
of rag boy's burgers.

440
00:19:46,455 --> 00:19:48,165
Here you are, sir.

441
00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:50,814
You are the first to
taste a Krabby Patty.

442
00:19:54,442 --> 00:19:57,041
Flavor!

443
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,521
Edible!

444
00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:00,510
We can actually hold it down!

445
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:02,989
This is the most
flavortastic sensation

446
00:20:02,989 --> 00:20:05,958
my still developing taste
buds have ever experienced!

447
00:20:09,937 --> 00:20:12,076
I'll show you, Krabs!

448
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:15,115
I'll steal that cursed
recipe from you one day,

449
00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:19,003
and I won't stop 'til I do.

450
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:23,821
My recipe was, is, and
always will be the best!

451
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:27,180
You wouldn't have that
recipe if it weren't for me.

452
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,120
You calling me a liar?

453
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,719
Will you men stop
yelling at each other?

454
00:20:30,719 --> 00:20:32,668
I can't believe you
let a recipe ruin

455
00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:35,597
such a wonderful friendship.

456
00:20:35,597 --> 00:20:38,096
You were my only true
friend that didn't have

457
00:20:38,096 --> 00:20:40,055
a president printed on him.

458
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:42,324
But money doesn't hug back.

459
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:46,213
My life has been nothing but
a long line of disappointment

460
00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:48,012
since we became enemies.

461
00:20:48,012 --> 00:20:52,181
All these years I've been
trying to steal your formula.

462
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:57,409
But I was really just trying
to steal back our friendship.

463
00:20:57,409 --> 00:20:58,498
Really?

464
00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:00,898
It's all I ever really wanted.

465
00:21:00,898 --> 00:21:03,277
To get back to the
way it used to be.

466
00:21:03,277 --> 00:21:06,296
You and me against the world.

467
00:21:06,296 --> 00:21:09,654
How about a hug, Krabs old pal?

468
00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:12,403
I'd like that, Planky old chum.

469
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:14,393
[SOBBING]

470
00:21:14,393 --> 00:21:16,382
Doesn't it warm
your heart, Karen?

471
00:21:16,382 --> 00:21:17,701
I suppose it would.

472
00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:19,221
If I had one.

473
00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:22,939
I'm sorry, Krabs old buddy.

474
00:21:22,939 --> 00:21:23,899
Me, too.

475
00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,188
Me, too.

476
00:21:25,188 --> 00:21:26,248
Now, Karen!

477
00:21:26,248 --> 00:21:28,417
Back off, rag boy!

478
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,356
[LAUGHING]

479
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:32,306
Sabotage!

480
00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:33,006
Go, Karen!

481
00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:45,331
Ho, that Plankton never
learns, does he, kids?

482
00:21:45,331 --> 00:21:47,690
As for me, I decided
to take some time

483
00:21:47,690 --> 00:21:49,329
off to catch up on me reading.

484
00:21:49,329 --> 00:21:51,189
You didn't take time off.

485
00:21:51,189 --> 00:21:52,358
You got fired!

486
00:21:52,358 --> 00:21:53,058
Hey!

487
00:21:53,058 --> 00:21:54,418
You got fired too.

488
00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:56,017
I've got a golden parachute.

489
00:22:01,485 --> 00:22:04,814
Well, at least I know they'll
never be able to replace me.

490
00:22:04,814 --> 00:22:05,533
Squawk.

491
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:09,102
Looks like they already did.

492
00:22:09,102 --> 00:22:09,922
What?

493
00:22:09,922 --> 00:22:17,089
They let a smelly, hairy flea
bag like that serve food?

494
00:22:17,089 --> 00:22:20,548
[MUTTERING]

495
00:22:25,486 --> 00:22:26,965
PATCHES: Don't, please!

496
00:22:26,965 --> 00:22:28,735
I have a tomato allergy.

497
00:22:28,735 --> 00:22:29,435
Ow!

498
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,714
Right in the bun.

499
00:22:30,714 --> 00:22:31,414
Ow!

500
00:22:31,414 --> 00:22:33,913
Ooh, ow!

501
00:22:33,913 --> 00:22:38,451
NARRATOR: And so, kids, always
remember to follow your dreams.

502
00:22:38,451 --> 00:22:39,701
Unless you're Patchy.

503
00:22:39,701 --> 00:22:42,170
Then just stay in bed.

504
00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:46,288
[MUSIC PLAYING]