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MTV NETWORKS

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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Children: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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Children: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ READY? ♪

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪

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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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[♪...]

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"AND THEN,
THE LITTLE UGLY MOLLUSK
RAN ALL THE WAY HOME."

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SPONGEBOB, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!

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THERE'S AN EMERGENCY
BROADCAST ON MY TV.

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Man: THE DAY YOU'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR IS ALMOST HERE.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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GLOVE WORLD HAS A NEW RIDE.

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IT'S BIG.

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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IT'S FAST.

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[SCREAMING]

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HAROLD, NO!

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IT'S PAINFUL.

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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IT'S THE FIERY FIST O' PAIN,
OPENING TOMORROW,
ONLY AT GLOVE WORLD.

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TOMORROW!

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SPONGEBOB, WE GOT TO GET TO BED
SO WE CAN BE FIRST IN LINE.

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[SPONGEBOB MOANING]

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GLOVE WORLD.

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ROLLER COASTER.

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FIRST IN LINE.

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[♪...]

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EXCUSE ME.

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WHICH WAY TO THE FIST O' PAIN?

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[SCREAMING...]

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IN THE NAME OF AMUSEMENT, NO!

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[SCREAMING]

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I DON'T WANT TO RIDE
THE FIERY FIST OF PAIN!

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[FOGHORN BLOWING]

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YOU READY TO RIDE
THE FIST OF PAIN?

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NO!

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WELL, YEAH.

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IT'S JUST THAT I HAD
A BAD DREAM LAST NIGHT.

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REALLY?

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ME TOO.

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WHAT WAS YOUR DREAM
ABOUT, PATRICK?

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OH, LOOK, THE BUS IS HERE!

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SpongeBob: WAIT FOR ME, PATRICK!

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WHOO, FIERY FIST OF PAIN,
HERE WE COME!

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YEAH, DUDES.

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WE'RE ALL RIDING
THE FIST O' PAIN.

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I HEARD SOMEBODY RODE IT
AND HIS SPINE FELL OUT.

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DUDE, I HOPE MY SPINE FALLS OUT.

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YEAH, ME TOO.

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BOY, THE FIST O' PAIN
SURE SOUNDS...

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...REALLY, REALLY SCARY.

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I MEAN, "FUN-IFYING."

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I MEAN, "HOI-TASTIC."

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I MEAN, "FUNABLE."

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FUN.

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REALLY, REALLY FUN.

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YEAH, REALLY FUN.

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[GENERAL CONVERSATION]

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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[GULPING]

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THAT SURE LOOKS LIKE FUN.

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YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE IT.

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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

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TICKETS, PLEASE.

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NO TICKET.

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I MUST'VE LEFT IT AT HOME.

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I SWALLOWED MY TICKET.

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I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE
RIDING THE FIST OF PAIN TODAY.

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HOLD ON A SECOND.

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HERE'S YOUR TICKETS,
IN YOUR BACK POCKETS.

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OH, BARNACLES.

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IT SURE WAS LUCKY
WE FOUND OUR TICKETS.

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YEAH, BAD LUCK.

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I MEAN, GOOD LUCK.

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VERY GOOD LUCK.

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THERE IT IS.

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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THAT LINE LOOKS AWFULLY LONG.

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OH, I KNOW.

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LET'S GO ON SOME OF
THE DUMB KIDDIE RIDES FIRST.

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YEAH, AND THEN, THE FIST OF PAIN
WILL SEEM EVEN COOLER.

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YEAH.

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PHEW.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ARE
AFRAID TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS?

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YEAH, ONLY A REAL BABY WOULD
BE AFRAID OF ROLLER... WHOA!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, PATRICK.

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IT'S GLOVIE GLOVE.

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GET OVER THERE, AND I'LL TAKE
YOUR PICTURE WITH HIM.

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SpongeBob: GET CLOSER, PATRICK.

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UH-UH.

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SpongeBob: COME ON, CLOSER.

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THAT'S IT.

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A LITTLE MORE.

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NOW HOLD ON TO HIS THUMB.

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GIVE ME A BIG SMILE.

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HOW DO I LOOK?

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WOW, I LOOK GREAT.

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[CHEERING]

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THE MITTEN!

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[CLEARING THROAT]

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I MEAN, THE MITTEN.

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THAT RIDE'S FOR BABIES.

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YEAH, LET'S RIDE IT JUST
TO SEE HOW "BABYFIED" IT IS.

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[SHRIEKING]

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[SCREAMING...]

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[WHIMPERING...]

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HMPH!

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I GUESS THAT RIDE WAS TOO MUCH
FOR THE LITTLE GUY.

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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WELL, THE LINE LOOKS
A LITTLE BIT SHORTER NOW.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE
ARE SCARED OF THIS RIDE?

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[LAUGHING]

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YEAH, IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.

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NO ONE GETS HURT RIDING
THESE "ROLY" COASTERS.

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WHY?

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WHY, WHY?

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[SCREAMING]

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WHY WON'T YOU
LET ME ON THE RIDE?

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SIR, YOU HAVE
A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION.

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BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

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[CHEERING]

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OH, YEAH!

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ONE MORE TIME!

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YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE LINE
FOR THE BATHROOM.

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[LAUGHING]

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WE'VE GONE EIGHT TIMES.

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AND I WENT THREE TIMES
ALL BY MYSELF.

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I'M GOING TO WALK AWAY NOW.

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BYE.HAVE FUN.

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Larry: SPONGEBOB, PATRICK!

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HELLO, LARRY.

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I JUST GOT OFF THE FIST O' PAIN.

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MAN, WHAT A RUSH.

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AH.

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YOU SMELL THAT?

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THAT'S THE SMELL OF ADRENALINE.

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OOH, IT'S, UM,
VERY MANLY, LARRY.

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SPONGEBOB, I'M NOT SMELLING
ANY ADRENALINE ON YOU.

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YOU HAVEN'T GONE ON THE RIDE?

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UM, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

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WE HAVEN'T GONE ON THE RIDE
BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY.

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I'M VERY HUNGRY.

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HUNGRY, HUNGRY.

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COME ON, PATRICK.

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YOU AND ME, PAL.

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I'M HUNGRY TOO.

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MAYBE I SHOULD STOP
MAKING PEOPLE SMELL ME.

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[SIGHING]

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WANT SOME?

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NO THANKS, PATRICK.

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UM, YOU'VE GOT ICE CREAM
IN YOUR EYEBROWS.

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YEAH, THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH THIS BRAND.

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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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HURRY BACK, SO WE
CAN GO ON THE RIDE.

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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"WHAT'S THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?"

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OH, DELICIOUS DAIRY TREAT,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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"PATRICK'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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YOU CAN'T LET HIM DOWN."

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I KNOW, BUT THE RIDE
IS REALLY SCARY.

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"YOU WANT TO SEE SCARY?

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I'LL SHOW YOU SCARY."

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OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

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"YOU LIKE THAT?

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YOU LIKE THAT?

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HUH?

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YOU LIKE THAT?"

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IT'S JUST A RIDE.

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WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED ABOUT?

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YOU CAN DO IT.

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NO, YOU CAN'T.

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YOU'RE A BIG CRYBABY.

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OH, YEAH?

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[GRUNTING]

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I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS
THE LAST TIME.

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OW, QUIT IT.

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OW, QUIT IT.

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OW, QUIT IT.

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OW, QUIT IT.

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SPONGEBOB, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

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I HAVE TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING, TOO, PATRICK.

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Man: Attention.

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Glove World will be closing
in five minutes.

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FIVE MINUTES?

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[PANTING]

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SpongeBob: WHAT ARE
YOU LOOKING AT?

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WARNING.

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THIS RIDE MAY CAUSE CRYING,
SCREAMING, PROJECTILE VOMITING

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AMNESIA, SPINE LOSS,
EMBARRASSING ACCIDENTS,
UNCONTROLLABLE GAS...

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...AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

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[EXPLOSION]

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IS THAT ALL?

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BIG DEAL.

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I DID HALF THAT STUFF
THIS MORNING.

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Man: Last call for
the Fiery Fist of Pain.

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WELL, THIS IS IT, PAT.

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YUP.

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HERE WE GO.

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AH-HA.

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ON THE FIERY FIST OF PAIN.

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AFTER YOU.

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WE MADE IT.

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YEAH.

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PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS
IN THE VEHICLE AT ALL TIMES.

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THERE.

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NOW IF YOU COULD JUST
SIGN THIS RELEASE

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ABSOLVING GLOVE WORLD IN CASE
OF ACCIDENTAL SPINE LOSS...

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WELL, NICE KNOWING YOU.

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READY IN 10.

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OOH, THIS IS IT, PATRICK.

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NINE... EIGHT...

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WE MADE IT.

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SEVEN... SIX...

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WE'RE NOT SCAREDY-CATS.

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FIVE... FOUR...

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WE'RE NOT CRYBABIES.

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THREE... TWO...

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WE'RE BRAVE.

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[BUZZING]

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[SCREAMING]

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Man: Uh, we're experiencing
some technical difficulties.

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MAN, THIS CHEAP THING
IS ALWAYS BREAKING DOWN.

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HEY, SORRY, GUYS.

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MAYBE NEXT TIME.

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[SIGHING]

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PATRICK, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

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I WAS REALLY SCARED
ABOUT GOING ON THIS RIDE.

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ME TOO.

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I DIDN'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU BECAUSE, WELL,
I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

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I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.

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BUT NOW WE DON'T
HAVE TO FACE OUR FEARS.

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00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,172
THE RIDE IS BROKEN.

250
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,241
YEAH!

251
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,379
OH, WAIT.

252
00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:28,344
IT'S FINE.

253
00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:29,137
HUH?

254
00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:30,137
HAVE FUN.

255
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,965
[SCREAMING]

256
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,586
SpongeBob: PATRICK, I DON'T
WANT TO FACE MY FEARS.

257
00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:35,275
I'M AFRAID OF 'EM.

258
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:39,137
[GASPING]

259
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,827
GOOD-BYE, PATRICK.

260
00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:41,896
GOOD-BYE, SPONGEBOB.

261
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:47,448
[SCREAMING...]

262
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,517
[SCREAMING...]

263
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:11,551
Woman: Please wait until the car
has come to a complete stop.

264
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:12,586
[WHIMPERING...]

265
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,275
And stop crying.

266
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,413
IT'S OVER.

267
00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:16,379
YOU CAN GET OUT NOW.

268
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,793
WE DID IT!

269
00:11:17,862 --> 00:11:19,241
WE CONQUERED OUR FEARS.

270
00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,620
WE STOPPED CRYING.

271
00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,793
WE SURVIVED THE FIST O' PAIN.

272
00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:24,896
HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

273
00:11:24,965 --> 00:11:26,551
YOU FORGOT THESE.

274
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,206
SpongeBob and Patrick:
OUR SPINES.

275
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,413
YEAH.

276
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,793
[GROANING]

277
00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:33,793
[LAUGHING]

278
00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,034
LET'S GO AGAIN.

279
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,931
YEAH.

280
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:42,931
[♪...]

281
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:54,206
Plankton: OH, BROTHER.

282
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:56,689
JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

283
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,862
MIGHT AS WELL BE A MAUSOLEUM.

284
00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,862
ABYSMAL.

285
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:04,068
OH WELL, AT LEAST
IT'S STRUCTURALLY SOUND.

286
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:04,965
[GRUNTING]

287
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,517
FORGET THIS.

288
00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:10,068
I'M SICK OF NOT
HAVING ANY BUSINESS.

289
00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:12,517
Karen: THEN WHY DON'T YOU
FIX THIS RUST BUCKET UP?

290
00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,241
LOOK AROUND.

291
00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:18,586
CHIPPING PAINT, BAD PLUMBING,
DUST BUNNIES.

292
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,482
IT'S NO WONDER YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS.

293
00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:24,586
OK, I GET IT, I GET IT.

294
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:27,517
IT'S TIME TO GIVE THIS PLACE
A COMPLETE OVERHAUL.

295
00:12:27,586 --> 00:12:33,620
[GRUNTING]

296
00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,689
[GRUNTS] WHOA.

297
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:40,241
[GROANING...]

298
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:44,103
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUBJECT
MYSELF TO SUCH MENIAL LABOR.

299
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:45,448
[GRUNTING]

300
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,310
[COUGHING]

301
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,689
[GROANING]

302
00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,172
THIS IS A JOB FOR AN IMBECILE.

303
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:59,413
[LAUGHING...]

304
00:12:59,482 --> 00:13:01,793
OR TWO IMBECILES.

305
00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:03,344
[LAUGHING]

306
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:06,275
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.

307
00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:10,724
I AM SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT I'M HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE
WITH MY ABODE.

308
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:15,103
YOU SEE, [SNIFFLES], I WOULD
LIKE TO PAINT THE CHUM BUCKET

309
00:13:15,172 --> 00:13:19,482
TO PLEASE MY WIFE, BUT ALAS,
I AM TOO SMALL AND FEEBLE.

310
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,724
OH, WELL, WE CAN HELP YOU.

311
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:24,655
RIGHT, PATRICK?

312
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,206
UH-HUH.

313
00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:29,482
I CAME PREPARED, TOO.

314
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,931
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.

315
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,103
OK, BOYS, KAREN WANTS THIS PLACE
TO REALLY SPARKLE.

316
00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:40,448
I WAS THINKING IT COULD USE
A LITTLE MORE PIZZAZZ.

317
00:13:40,517 --> 00:13:42,896
PIZZAZZ, YEAH.

318
00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,965
HEY, I KNOW.

319
00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:47,620
WHY DON'T YOU PAINT
THE ENTIRE CHUM BUCKET?

320
00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:50,241
WHOA, REALLY?

321
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:53,965
OH, YES, I NEED
YOUR ARTISTIC VISION.

322
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,931
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT
MY KAREN, NOW, WOULD YOU?

323
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,586
NO, UH-UH.NO, SIR.

324
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,379
WELL, HOP TO IT, LADS.

325
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,655
YES, SIR.

326
00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:04,551
WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP.

327
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:08,379
HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE,
HEEL, TOE, HEEL, TOE.

328
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,448
SpongeBob and Patrick:
♪ TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA,
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

329
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,689
♪ WE LOVE TO WORK ♪

330
00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,241
WHAT THE...?

331
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:17,655
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ATROCITYIS THIS?

332
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,241
OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.

333
00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,482
"LOOKIE."

334
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:21,620
MR. PLANKTON'S HAVING US PAINT.

335
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:24,206
HE CALLS IT PIZZAZZ.

336
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,827
PIZZAZZ, HUH?

337
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,965
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

338
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,137
PLANKTON SAYS HE NEEDS
OUR ARTISTIC VISION.

339
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,724
LET'S SHOW HIM.

340
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:36,206
[GRUNTING]

341
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,758
YOU BUFFOONS WOULDN'T KNOW
ARTISTIC VISION IF IT HIT YOU
OVER THE HEAD.

342
00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:41,689
NOW, WHERE'S A PAINTBRUSH?

343
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:45,068
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT
ARTISTIC VISION IS ALL ABOUT.

344
00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:48,862
START WITH LIGHT BRUSH STROKES.

345
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,413
OH.

346
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:54,620
YEAH, PERFECT.

347
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:57,551
SIMPLETONS.

348
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,241
AMAZING.

349
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:01,413
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TRICK
THE TALL ONE.

350
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:02,931
[LAUGHING]

351
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,896
MY PLAN IS FALLING
RIGHT INTO PLACE.

352
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:09,793
WITH THOSE THREE BOOBS
PREOCCUPIED, STEALING
THE FORMULA WILL BE A SNAP.

353
00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,448
SpongeBob: MR. PLANKTON?

354
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:13,793
ALL THIS HARD WORK
IS MAKING US THIRSTY.

355
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:16,620
DO YOU THINK
WE COULD GET A DRINK?

356
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:19,517
LET ME SHOW YOU
SOMETHING, SPONGEBOB.

357
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:24,793
I SURE WISH I COULD OFFER YOU
A COLD DRINK FOR ALL
YOUR HARD WORK

358
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:28,758
BUT ALAS, MY PIPES
ARE RUSTED SHUT.

359
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,413
[GROANING]

360
00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:32,068
OOH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

361
00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:37,034
YES, IF ONLY THERE WAS
SOME WAY I COULD...

362
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,517
WHERE'D HE GO?

363
00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:39,793
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

364
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:42,827
[LAUGHING]

365
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:45,000
♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

366
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:53,586
[GRUNTING]

367
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:54,103
[SCREAMING]

368
00:15:58,413 --> 00:16:00,931
[GROANING]

369
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,241
[LAUGHING]

370
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:11,896
SECRET FORMULA, HERE I COME.

371
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:16,620
[SCREAMING]

372
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:19,448
SpongeBob: ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪

373
00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:20,758
PERFECT.

374
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:23,275
HUH?

375
00:16:23,344 --> 00:16:24,827
[GRUNTING]

376
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,689
NO, NO, NO!

377
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:29,724
IT'S ALL WRONG.

378
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,896
DON'T YOU KNOW
A THING ABOUT ART?

379
00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:34,034
GIVE ME THAT BRUSH.

380
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:35,862
[CHUCKLING]

381
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:39,862
YES, YES, AND YES.

382
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:43,068
VOILA.

383
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,482
A LOG CABIN?

384
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:47,724
YEAH, I JUST THINK
THEY'RE SO COZY.

385
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:50,655
NOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL ART.

386
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:52,896
EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.

387
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:55,965
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
KRABS'S FACE WHEN HE DISCOVERS

388
00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:59,482
THAT I'VE ABSCONDED WITH
THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

389
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,068
SpongeBob: HEY, PLANKTON.

390
00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:02,551
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NEW WINDOW?

391
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,482
WE GOT IT FROM THE KRUSTY KRAB.

392
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:09,448
SPONGEBOB, HOW DO YOU
EXPECT ME TO SEE OUT OF
A WINDOW THAT HIGH?

393
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,551
I GUESS I HADN'T
THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

394
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:12,620
Patrick: I DID.

395
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:14,413
LOOK, PLANKTON.

396
00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:16,172
IT'S THE PERFECT HEIGHT
FOR YOUR KIND.

397
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:17,586
SEE, SPONGEBOB?

398
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,793
PATRICK'S USING THE OLD NOGGIN.

399
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:23,482
HE KNOWS I'LL ACTUALLY WANT
TO SEE OUT THE WINDOW.

400
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,034
WAIT, YOU WANTED
TO SEE OUT THE WINDOW?

401
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:28,965
WEIRD.

402
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:32,862
[GROWLING...]

403
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:33,517
UH...

404
00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:41,310
CAN'T YOU TWO DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

405
00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:44,448
I GIVE YOU ONE SIMPLE TASK
AFTER ANOTHER, AND...

406
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:47,965
JUST FORGET IT.

407
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,482
IT WAS FOOLISH OF ME TO THINK
THIS PLAN WOULD EVER WORK

408
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:55,551
WHEN NOTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE
HAS PANNED OUT.

409
00:17:55,620 --> 00:18:00,862
TELEMARKETING, LIFEGUARDING,
CREATIVE WRITING,
ALL SUCH BITTER FAILURES.

410
00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:06,482
[SOBBING]

411
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:09,896
OH, IT'S OK,
LITTLE, GREEN... CREATURE.

412
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,793
PATRICK AND I ARE GONNA
KEEP WORKING ON THE CHUM BUCKET

413
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:16,517
UNTIL IT'S
THE MOST "PIZZAZZIEST"
RESTAURANT IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

414
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,551
[SOBBING]

415
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,551
REALLY?

416
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,586
AND HOW.

417
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:24,551
COME ON, FELLOWS, LET'S DO
SOME INTERIOR DECORATING.

418
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,413
OH, GOOD-BYE, PAINTBRUSH.

419
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,275
HELLO, ANTIQUE FINISH.

420
00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:39,482
WELL, THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THEM
BUSY FOR A WHILE.

421
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:43,275
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP,
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

422
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:45,448
HUP-HUP.

423
00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,379
[GRUNTING]

424
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:50,482
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP,
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

425
00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:52,482
[LAUGHING]

426
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:56,896
I JUST NEED TO SNEAK PAST KRABS
AND I'M HOME FREE.

427
00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:57,758
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

428
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:11,241
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

429
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,724
WHERE COULD THAT STINGY CRAB BE?

430
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:18,275
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

431
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:22,103
[LAUGHING]

432
00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:22,965
[GASPING]

433
00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:34,758
STILL DON'T SEE HIM.

434
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:36,655
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP.

435
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,931
[GASPING]

436
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,344
THE SAFE.

437
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,620
I'M IN THE CLEAR, BABY.

438
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,689
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

439
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:52,413
NO, NO TEARS.

440
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:55,379
NOT YET.

441
00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,034
THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.

442
00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:02,793
[LAUGHING]

443
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,586
AT LONG LAST.

444
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,724
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

445
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:11,517
AND THE SECRET FORMULA IS,
ONE BOTTLE OF MOLTING LOTION.

446
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,137
TAKE PASSPORT PHOTO.

447
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,896
GET NEW SAFE, TRAVEL SIZE.

448
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,827
THIS ISN'T THE SECRET FORMULA.

449
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:22,034
IT'S A TO-DO LIST.

450
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:24,137
[SCREAMING]

451
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:28,862
[GROWLING]

452
00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:29,724
[SNORTING]

453
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,344
HUH?

454
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,586
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE KRUSTY KRAB?

455
00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:35,965
[GASPING]

456
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,275
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE CHUM BUCKET?

457
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:42,206
[PLANKTON CRYING]

458
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,965
Plankton: CURSES.

459
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,241
THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT
BY RENOVATION.

460
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:49,344
I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT?

461
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,655
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE
THE KRUSTY KRAB.

462
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,655
Mr. Krabs: IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
PLANKTON TRYING TO STEAL
ME RESTAURANT.

463
00:20:57,137 --> 00:21:00,103
MR. KRABS, YOU'VE RETURNED
FROM YOUR VACATION.

464
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:06,344
AND IT'S TIME FOR
THE KRUSTY KRAB TO RETURN
FROM ITSVACATION.

465
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,620
[GRUNTING]

466
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,379
HOORAY.

467
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:23,965
AND I BET YOU TRIED
TO STEAL THIS TOO.

468
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,827
[LAUGHING]

469
00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:28,103
WELL, "STEAL" IS SUCH
A STRONG WORD.

470
00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:30,724
[SCREAMING]

471
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:36,172
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I'D LEAVE
ME SECRET FORMULA BEHIND
WHEN I GO ON VACATION, DO YOU?

472
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:37,344
NOW, STAY AWAY FROM ME...

473
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:39,137
...RESTAURANT, BUG.

474
00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:41,379
I THINK WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

475
00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,241
ALLOW ME TO DO THE HONORS.

476
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:44,724
[GRUNTING]

477
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:48,517
AHH...

478
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:52,517
OH, EXCELLENT JOB, GENIUS.

479
00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:55,000
YOU REALLY FIXED THE PLACE UP.

480
00:21:55,068 --> 00:21:56,448
DON'T NAG ME, KAREN.

481
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:58,000
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY.

482
00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:04,965
YEP, SQUIDWARD,
YOU REALLY OUTDID YOURSELF
WITH THE NEW DECOR.

483
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:07,379
WHERE'D YOU GET THE FOUNTAIN?

484
00:22:07,448 --> 00:22:10,172
THAT, I SCULPTED OUT OF
THE CONCRETE FOUNDATION
OF THE CHUM BUCKET.

485
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,551
AND ALL THESE METAL DECORATIONS?

486
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:15,413
THOSE WERE ALL FABRICATED
FROM THE CHUM BUCKET WALLS.

487
00:22:15,482 --> 00:22:16,724
AND THE COMPUTER?

488
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,793
OH, THAT'S PLANKTON'S WIFE.

489
00:22:18,862 --> 00:22:22,310
WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT, LAD,
AND IT DIDN'T COST ME A DIME.

490
00:22:22,379 --> 00:22:25,931
WOW, $25 FOR A KRABBY PATTY?

491
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,241
RIPOFF, DUDE.

492
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,172
NOT COOL.

493
00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:32,275
BUT YOU'RE PAYING FOR
THE ENHANCED AMBIENCE, DUDE.

494
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:33,620
WELL, THAT'S TRUE.

495
00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,310
IT IS PRETTY CLASSY IN HERE.

496
00:22:35,379 --> 00:22:37,620
GIVE ME FOUR.

497
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,310
[♪...]
3 2 F1

498
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,137
3 2 F1