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ARE YA READY, KIDS?

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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEARYOU!

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Kids: [SHOUTING] AYE, AYE,
CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH...

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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Captain: ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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Captain: ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHIN' YOU WISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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Captain: ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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Captain: ♪ READY?

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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Captain: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪

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[CAPTAIN LAUGHING]

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[WHISTLING]

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[WAVES CRASHING...
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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[♪...]

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O.K., AND WOULD YOU LIKE
ANY FRIES WITH THAT?

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HEY, IF I GET SOME KELP FRIES,
WILL YOU GUYS SHARE 'EM WITH ME?

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DO WE KNOW YOU?

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TWO ORDERS OF FRIES, PLEASE.

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AND TWO ORDERS OF...

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I ONLY SAID ONE ORDER.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "TWO."

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O.K., I'LL HAVE TWO.

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[REGISTER RINGS]SPONGEBOB, ORDER UP.

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[SIGHS]

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WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY...

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SPONGEBOB, WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S...

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SPONGEBOB?

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WELL, HIS SPATULA'S STILL WARM.

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WELL, SPONGEBOB...

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I MUST ADMIT
THIS IS STRANGE BEHAVIOR...

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EVEN FOR YOU.

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AHOY, SQUIDWARD.

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GOOD NEPTUNE.

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SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S GOTTEN
INTO YOU, SON?

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I THINK HE'S IN SOME KIND
OF SELF-INDUCED TRANCE.

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NO, SQUIDWARD,
THIS IS WORSE.

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HE'S GOT THE
THOUSAND-YARD STARE.

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I HAD IT ONCE ME-SELF,
BACK IN ME SERVICE DAYS.

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WHAT IS IT LAD?

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QUICK, WE'RE LOSIN' MONEY.

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IT'S THE BOY'S TINY CALENDAR.

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AND HE'S CIRCLED TODAY'S DATE.

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"IMPORTANT FOOD CRITIC
VISITS KRUSTY KRAB?"

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THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS?

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ONLY A COMPLETE MORON
WOULD WORRY ABOUT WHAT
SOME CRITIC HAS TO SAY.

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[QUIVERING]

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I REST MY CASE.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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[SNIFFING]

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HEY, IN OUR OUT, MISTER.

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YOU'RE LETTING OUT THE A.C.

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WEIRDO.

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WHY HELLO.

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YOU'RE THE TELEVISION FOOD
CRITIC GENE SCALLOP, AREN'T YA?

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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

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I'M EUGENE KRABS, OWNER AND
PROPRIETOR OF THIS FINE...

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WELL, DO YOU WANNA ORDER
SOMETHING OR DO YOU JUST
WANNA BLOCK MY READING LIGHT?

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SQUIDWARD, YOU JUST
DROVE AWAY GENE SCALLOP!

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DON'T YOU KNOW OUR LIVES
DEPEND ON HIS REVIEW?

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MR. KRABS, THE ONLY THING
MY LIFE DEPENDS ON

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IS GOING HOME AT 6:00.

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M... MR. SCALLOP,
WAIT, PLEASE.

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BEFORE YOU GO,
COME ON, SIT DOWN.

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TRY ONE OF OUR DELICIOUS
KRABBY PATTIES.

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IT'S ABSOLUTELY F-F-F...

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[MUTTERING]

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COMPLIMENTARY.

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O.K., SPONGEBOB,
THAT'LL BE ALL.

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HE'S NOBODY.

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[LOUD GULP]

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WE'RE DOOMED.

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And there were no survivors.

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Thank you, Barbara.

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Thank you, Bob.

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SHE IS SO TACKY.

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Bob: And now it's time
for "Bottom Feeding"
with Gene Scallop.

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TURN IT UP, SQUIDWARD.

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Thank you, Bob.

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This week, I visited...

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Bob: You're
welcome, Gene.

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[Clears throat]

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This week I reviewed
the Krusty Krab restaurant

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a local burger joint
that's second to none.

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Or should I say second to "run"

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since this critic wanted to make
like a banana and peel out

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the minute he saw how drab
this Krab really was.

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That bad, huh Gene?

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Barbara, once I stuck my beak
through that door

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my appetite flew south
for the winter.

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I mean, I'm not "kidding"
when I say this restaurant

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smells like the
rear end of a goat.

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[LAUGHING]

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And how was the service, Gene?

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You could find livelier help
in a graveyard

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and I'm not just "coffin."

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The management stunk so bad

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I had to get my sweater
dry cleaned on the way home

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with me in it.

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[CUSTOMERS MURMURING]

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Krab: HEY, NO, WAIT, WAIT!

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However, at the end of my visit

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I chowed down on a meal that
titillated my taste buds

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and gratified my gullet.

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That Sponge behind the grill
is no square

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when it comes to cooking!

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[EXCITED TALKING]

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If Krabs really wanted
to soak up the dough

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He'd Sponge it up.

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He'd Sponge it out,
he'd over-Sponge it.

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You can never have
too much Sponge.

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Well, back to work.

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AY, AY-AY-AY-AY...

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THAT'S ME BOY, SPONGEBOB!

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THAT'S ME BOY.

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[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

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♪ TRA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA

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WOW...

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Krab: O.K.,
A LITTLE LOWER, LOWER...

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THAT'S PERFECT.

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GOOD MORNING, SIR,
WHAT'S WITH THE NEW SIGN?

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OH, JUST MAKIN'
A FEW COSMETIC CHANGES.

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OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE WHEN
SQUIDWARD HAD THAT MOLE
TAKEN OFF HIS...

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EH, WELL, YEAH,
A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT.

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MORNING, SQUIDWARD!

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OOH.

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SQUIDWARD, WHERE DID
YOU FIND THOSE SHOES?

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[SQUIDWARD HISSING]

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Child: LOOK, IT'S HIM.

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MR. SQUAREPANTS?

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CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?NO.

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BUT, WHY?

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WELL, THE FIRST REASON IS

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I HAVE NO USE
OF MY ARMS, SEE?

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OW!

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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?

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HE HIT ME...

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JUST 'CAUSE I WANTED
HIS AUTOGRAPH.

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SQUIDWARD.

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I'M SORRY, LITTLE GIRL.

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OF COURSE YOU CAN
HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH...

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FOR FIVE BUCKS.

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WHAT A RIP.

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LOOK AT THESE, SQUIDWARD,
HEH, HEH, HEH.

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LOOKS LIKE SOME
SORT OF HORRIFIC SHROUD.

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THEY'RE OUR NEW
KRUSTY SPONGE NAPKINS.

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EXTRA ABSORBENT...
[LAUGHING]

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YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR.

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OH, THAT REMINDS ME, SQUIDWARD.

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I NEED YOU TO
UNPACK THESE BOXES.

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WHAT'S IN THEM?CONDIMENTS.

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WE GOT TANGY SPONGEY SAUCE

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AND MILD BOBBY SAUCE,
FOR THE NOT SO DARING.

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OH, CLEVER.

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CAPTAIN!

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MY SPATULA'S MISSING, SIR!

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I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

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HERE YA GO, SQUIDWARD.

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YOU'RE ON GRILL DUTY NOW.

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BUT THAT'S SPONGEBOB'S JOB.

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DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.

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I GOT SOMETHIN' ELSE
LINED UP FOR HIM.

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STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.

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TAKE A RIDE ON THE
KRUSTY SPONGE FUN TRAIN.

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TICKETS ARE ONLY $1.98.

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SEAT BELTS NOT INCLUDED.

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[KIDS CHEERING]

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Squidward: HOW AM I GONNA
DO THIS NOW?

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[GRUNTING]

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[SCREAMING]

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MOMMY, IS THAT YOU?

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[EXHAUSTED PANTING]

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

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MR. KRABS, I REALLY THINK
I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK
TO THE GRILL NOW.

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ARE YOU KIDDING, LAD?

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JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE
PAYIN' CUSTOMERS.

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WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER LAP?

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[ALL CHEERING]

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KEEP ON TRUCKIN', SPONGEBOB.

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I GOT SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS
TO SEE TO IN ME OFFICE.

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MR. KRABS?

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UH, THIS IS A BAD TIME,
ISN'T IT.

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NO.

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WELL, THERE'S A MAN OUT BACK
WITH A DELIVERY AND SAYS
YOU NEED TO SIGN.

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O.K.

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TELL HIM, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

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GOT IT.

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OW!
[ANGRY MUMBLING]

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AND LET'S WATCH
THE LANGUAGE, SQUIDWARD.

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SIGN HERE, HERE,
AND HERE.

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MY PLEASURE.

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WHAT THE HECK
IS ALL THIS STUFF?

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I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!

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WE GOT SPONGEBOB
DRINKING STRAWS...

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COASTERS, BIBS...

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AND ME PERSONAL FAVORITE,
SPONGEBOB ICE CUBES.

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OHH...

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MR. KRABS, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU MIGHT BE TAKING

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ALL OF THIS
A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR?

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GET BACK TO WORK, SPONGEBOB.

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I'LL BE IN ME SPONGEBOB
IF YOU SPONGEBOB ME.

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[SIZZLING]

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HA, HA...

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WHOOPS... [WHISTLING]

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THERE YA GO, SQUIDWARD?

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NOW WHAT?

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OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!

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SPONGEY PATTIES.

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SPONGEY PATTIES?

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I WANT YOU TO
START USING 'EM.WHERE'D YOU GET THEM?

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THEY WERE JUST PATTIES WE DIDN'T
HAVE ROOM FOR IN THE FREEZER,
THEY TURNED YELLOW.

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GOTTA KEEP THOSE SPONGEBOB ICE
CUBES SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW.

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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT PEOPLE

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TO PAY $1.98
FOR A ROTTEN PATTY?

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SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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THIS INSTANT SUCCESS MUST BE
SCRAMBLIN' MY BRAINS.

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WE'LL MAKE 'EM $2.98.

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

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[EXHAUSTED SIGH]

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ALL ABOARD.

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HEY, WE DIDN'T PAY $3
TO WATCH YOU TAKE A NAP.

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THAT'S THE WORST SPONGEBOB
COSTUME I'VE EVER SEEN.

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All chanting: RIDE, RIDE

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RIDE, RIDE

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RIDE, RIDE

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RIDE, RIDE, RIDE, RIDE...

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RIDE, RIDE

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RIDE, RIDE, RIDE.

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OH, WHAT A DAY.

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WHAT'S NEXT,
A ZOMBIE INVASION?

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AHH!

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[ZOMBIES MOANING]

240
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MR. KRABS, OPEN UP.

241
00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:31,724
WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A BUNCH
OF ZOMBIES THAT LOOK LIKE ME.

242
00:09:31,827 --> 00:09:34,103
Krabs behind door: UH, GO AWAY,
PLEASE, I'M BUSY.

243
00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:35,689
PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

244
00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:37,758
THEY'RE ALL SPLOTCHY AND YELLOW

245
00:09:37,862 --> 00:09:40,034
WITH DISTENDED BELLIES.

246
00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:41,793
[SPONGEBOB SCREAMS]

247
00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,620
OPEN UP, OPEN UP,
OPEN UP, OPEN UP.

248
00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:44,931
WHO?

249
00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:46,206
[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

250
00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:46,965
MR. KRABS?

251
00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:48,000
SPONGEBOB...

252
00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,379
GREAT NEPTUNE'S
MOTHER'S STOCKINGS.

253
00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:51,896
Krabs: ZOMBIES...

254
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,758
THEY'RE HERE TO EAT ME MONEY.

255
00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:56,379
WAIT, THEY'RE NOT
ZOMBIES, MR. KRABS.

256
00:09:56,482 --> 00:09:58,379
THEY'RE YOUR CUSTOMERS... LOOK.

257
00:09:58,482 --> 00:10:03,827
OH, I ATE THIS YELLOW KRABBY
PATTY AND NOW I FEEL SICK.

258
00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:05,724
KRABBY PATTY?

259
00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:09,862
YECH [SPITTING].

260
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:13,310
MAN, YOU GOT SOME
SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

261
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,793
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS THAT
OFF AS A KRABBY PATTY...

262
00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:18,896
IT'S A...
IT'S A SPONGEY PATTY.

263
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,896
MR. KRABS,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

264
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,517
YOU POISONED ALL THESE PEOPLE.

265
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,000
NO, BUT, I, I JUST...

266
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:28,448
I CAN EXPLAIN, I...

267
00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:29,275
WHAT THE...

268
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,655
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, KRABS.

269
00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:35,586
CALLING THE COURTROOM TO
ATTENTION IN THE CASE OF

270
00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:38,413
"PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM
VERSUS MR. KRABS."

271
00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:41,000
HONORABLE JUDGE
HORACE A. WHOPPER PRESIDING.

272
00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:42,172
[JUDGE CLEARS THROAT]

273
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,482
HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT?

274
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,655
WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.

275
00:10:46,758 --> 00:10:49,551
WE, THE JURY, FIND THE
DEFENDANT, EUGENE A. KRABS

276
00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,655
GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES.

277
00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:53,068
VERY WELL.

278
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,000
DOES THE DEFENDANT
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY

279
00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:57,448
BEFORE WE SEND HIM
DOWNTHE RIVER?

280
00:10:57,551 --> 00:10:58,862
NO, YOUR HONOR.

281
00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:00,241
VERY WELL.

282
00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:01,310
[GAVEL WHINES]

283
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,827
EH, HANG ON
A SECOND THERE, JUDGE.

284
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,034
THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
A SPONGEBOB GAVEL YOU'RE USIN'?

285
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,862
OOH, WHY YES,
IT'S MY PRIZED POSSESSION.

286
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:11,931
I AM A HUGE SPONGEBOB FAN.

287
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,413
PERMISSION TO APPROACH
THE BENCH, YOUR HONOR.

288
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:15,965
[SIZZLING]

289
00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:18,931
SURE IS GOOD TO BE BACK
BEHIND THE GRILL WHERE
I BELONG, MR. KRABS.

290
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:21,068
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BOY.

291
00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:23,655
LET'S SEE HOW SQUIDWARD'S
ENJOYING HIS NEW POSITION.

292
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,275
[SQUIDWARD SIGHS]

293
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:29,827
TAKE HIM AROUND THERE
AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE.

294
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:32,103
I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO
TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.

295
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:36,551
AH, I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING.

296
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,724
[WHIP CRACKS]EH-EH-EH-EH-EH...

297
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,724
[♪...]

298
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:59,068
AH, NO, NO!

299
00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:02,827
[SOBBING]

300
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,931
YAY... [LAUGHING]

301
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:08,275
OH, IF ONLY INAUDIBLE LAD
WERE HERE RIGHT NOW.

302
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,275
OHH...

303
00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:15,137
NOTHING SATISFIES
LIKE A GOOD STORY.

304
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:16,758
ARE YA READY TO GO, PATRICK?

305
00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:17,655
AH, GET BACK!

306
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,275
I WASN'T GONNA
EAT ALL OF YOU!

307
00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,724
PATRICK, IT'S ME.

308
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,965
SPONGE... [BURP]

309
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:23,655
EW, WHAT'S THIS?

310
00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:25,379
WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S MINE...

311
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,068
UNLESS I DON'T WANT IT.

312
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,517
MM-HM...

313
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:29,586
HM, HM.

314
00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:30,551
SPONGEBOB...

315
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,034
WHAT DO ALL THESE WORDS SAY?

316
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,275
IT'S AN AD.

317
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,620
SpongeBob as Announcer:
DEAR COMIC BOOK READER.

318
00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:36,586
THAT'S ME!

319
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,931
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
TURNING ONE OF YOUR POEMS INTO
A SONG ON THE RADIO?

320
00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,241
I'VE NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT ANYTHING.

321
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,689
SEND IN YOUR POEM AND $100
AND WE'LL MAKE IT A HIT.

322
00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:46,689
CAN WE GO NOW?
MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED.

323
00:12:46,793 --> 00:12:48,310
I WANNA SEND IN A POEM

324
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,137
AND EVERYONE WOULD LOVE IT,
AND I WOULD BE A STAR.

325
00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:53,344
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TRUST ADS
IN COMIC BOOKS.

326
00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:57,344
THOSE X-RAY SPECS I ORDERED
COULDN'T SEE THROUGH PEOPLE'S
SKIN AT ALL...

327
00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:58,620
ONLY THEIR CLOTHES,

328
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:00,413
PLUS, YOU DON'T HAVE $100.

329
00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:03,655
UH, PATRICK,
COULD YOU GET MY WALLET?

330
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:07,689
HEY, LOOK,
I JUST FOUND $100.

331
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:10,724
IT'S A SIGN THAT
I SHOULD MAKE MY HIT RECORD.

332
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,344
HEY, THAT'S MY
COMIC BOOK MONEY.

333
00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:13,793
IT'S A SIGN...

334
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,241
A SIGN THAT FELL FROM
THE BACK OF YOUR PANTS.

335
00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,206
I'VE LEARNED TO TRUST
SIGNS LIKE THAT.

336
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,827
PATRICK?

337
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,206
HEY, YOU GONNA PAY
FOR THOSE COMICS?

338
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,103
NO.

339
00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:27,793
OH, CAN I HAVE MY ARMS BACK?

340
00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:30,896
Patrick: I WISH NOT TO BE
DISTURBED, SPONGEBOB

341
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,862
FOR I AM ABOUT TO ERUPT
WITH A MASTERPIECE.

342
00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,413
GOOD LUCK.

343
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:37,620
[DOORBELL RINGS]

344
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,241
COMING... OH!SPONGEBOB.

345
00:13:39,344 --> 00:13:43,206
COULD I BORROW A PENCIL AND
SOME PAPER AND A PLACE TO WORK?

346
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:48,034
SPONGEBOB,
THIS PENCIL IS BROKEN.

347
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,620
WHY WON'T IT MAKE WORDS?

348
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:52,137
YOU HAVE TO THINK
OF THE WORDS YOURSELF.

349
00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,896
I THINK I WROTE A POEM ONCE.

350
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,241
A POEM BY PATRICK STAR.

351
00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,620
ROSES ARE BLUE.

352
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,172
VIOLETS ARE RED.

353
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,758
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

354
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,103
[LOUD BURP]

355
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:08,551
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA?

356
00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:10,793
THIS IS GYM CLASS.

357
00:14:10,896 --> 00:14:11,896
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

358
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,344
[KIDS SCREAMING]

359
00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,448
OOH, DODGEBALLS.

360
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,931
[DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN]

361
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,689
OH, PATRICK?

362
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,862
AH, DON'T HIT ME
WITH A DODGEBALL!

363
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:24,758
MEOW.

364
00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:27,103
WHY WOULD I HIT YOU
WITH A DODGEBALL?

365
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:29,310
I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS

366
00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:30,758
BUT I WROTE A POEM ONCE.

367
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:31,620
NO.

368
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,000
WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

369
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,896
WHEN I READ IT TO THE CLASS

370
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,862
THEY PELTED ME WITH DODGEBALLS

371
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:39,724
JUST BECAUSE WE WERE
PLAYING DODGEBALL!

372
00:14:39,827 --> 00:14:41,379
WHY... [SOBBING]?

373
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,862
[SOBBING CONTINUES]

374
00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:46,000
YOU CAN PLAY YOUR
RECORDS LATER, GARY.

375
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:49,068
PATRICK, IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN
HAVING TROUBLE WRITING?

376
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:52,034
I'M WORRIED MY POEM'S
NOT GONNA BE ANY GOOD.

377
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:54,586
AND YOU'RE GONNA HIT ME
WITH DODGEBALLS.

378
00:14:54,689 --> 00:14:57,206
OH, I DON'T EVEN OWN
A DODGEBALL, DO YOU, GARY?

379
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,689
MEOW.

380
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:01,344
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS,
I CAN DO THIS.

381
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:03,896
I'M EVEN GONNA USE...
MY BRAIN.

382
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,172
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PATRICK!

383
00:15:05,275 --> 00:15:06,655
I'LL OPEN A WINDOW.

384
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:10,655
[STRAINING]

385
00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:12,482
OHH...

386
00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:14,034
HO...

387
00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:17,793
[GRUNTING]

388
00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:19,344
[PANTING]

389
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:21,206
COME ON, YOU STUPID BRAIN...

390
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,517
WORK.

391
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:29,034
IT'S WORKING.

392
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,689
PATRICK, DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF

393
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:34,310
NOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

394
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,517
WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?

395
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,448
IS PATRICK THINKING AGAIN?

396
00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:42,103
I'M MAKING ART!

397
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:45,586
PATRICK, IT SMELLS LIKE
SOMETHING CRAWLED IN YOUR BRAIN
AND DIED.

398
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,896
THAT'S THE CREATIVE
PROCESS AT WORK.

399
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,517
READY TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE?

400
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,379
Patrick: I NEED TO MAIL
IN MY MASTERPIECE.

401
00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:54,827
Man: THE NEXT DAY.

402
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:57,482
Man: ♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE MY ♪

403
00:15:57,586 --> 00:16:02,482
♪ COOKIE WOOKIE TEDDY BEAR

404
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,862
I HATE MY LIFE.

405
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,241
I HATE YOUR LIFE
TOO, DUDE.

406
00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:08,379
Man: PEOPLE...

407
00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:12,413
WE HAVE 17 MORE SONGS
TO FINISH THIS HOUR.

408
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:14,137
NEXT UP IS

409
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,758
"I WROTE THIS,"
BY PATRICK STAR.

410
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,344
[SNIFFS]

411
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:19,862
YICK.

412
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,413
THIS ONE'S REALLY BAD.

413
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,068
IT MADE MY EYEBALLS THROW UP.

414
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,413
OH, YEAH?

415
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,275
I DON'T CARE HOW
AWFULHIS POEM IS.

416
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,517
WE SPENT HIS
HUNDRED BUCKS ALREADY.

417
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,068
COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA
DO THIS IF IT KILLS US.

418
00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,482
AND A ONE, AND A TWO,
AND A...

419
00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:41,827
THEY WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS.

420
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:44,241
MY SONG, AHH...

421
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:45,827
SpongeBob: COME ON,
LET'S HEAR IT!

422
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,448
Patrick: UM, I DON'T KNOW.

423
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,379
YOU'RE NOT GONNA THROW
DODGEBALLS AT ME?

424
00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:51,241
I DON'T SEE ANY
DODGEBALLS HERE, BUDDY.

425
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,931
JUST AN ARTIST AND HIS WORK.

426
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,793
YEAH, AND ME, TOO.

427
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:57,586
NOW SIT DOWN
AND GET COMFORTABLE.

428
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,413
UH, PATRICK?

429
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:02,241
Patrick: SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS...

430
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:03,896
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

431
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,034
WHOO.

432
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:06,965
WHOA!

433
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:10,448
[MUSIC PLAYS]

434
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,931
IT'S REALLY LOUD!

435
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,344
YOU NEED IT LOUDER?
O.K.

436
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,034
Man: ♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE,
PATRICK STAR ♪

437
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,448
WHOO!

438
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:21,896
♪ I MADE MYSELF A SANDWICH

439
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,275
♪ MY MOMMY NAMED IT FRED Patrick: WHOO!

440
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,413
♪ IT TASTES LIKE
BEANS AND BACON ♪

441
00:17:28,517 --> 00:17:31,068
♪ AND SMELLS LIKE
IT'S BEEN DEAD ♪

442
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:35,379
♪ WRITING STUFF IS HARD,
SO I USE A POINTY PENCIL ♪

443
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,034
♪ POINTY, POINTY, POINTY

444
00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:38,758
♪ POINTY, POINTY, POINT

445
00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:41,620
♪ PEE-YEW, WHAT'S THAT
HORRIBLE SMELL? ♪Patrick: ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA...

446
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:44,275
Man: DRUM SOLO.

447
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,965
[♪...]

448
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,448
♪ I HAVE A HEAD

449
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,482
♪ IT ENDS IN A POINT

450
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,896
♪ POINTY, POINTY, POINTY

451
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,137
♪ POINTY, POINTY, POINT

452
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,896
♪ THIS SONG IS OVER,
EXCEPT FOR THIS LINE ♪

453
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:02,310
♪ YOU WIN THIS ROUND,
BROCCOLI. ♪

454
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,206
[MUSIC ENDS]

455
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,482
THAT WAS AWESOME.

456
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,655
DID YOU LIKE IT...

457
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:10,448
OR DID YOU REALLY,
REALLYLIKE IT?

458
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,862
GIVE ME YOUR COMPLETELY
HONEST OPINION

459
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,793
OF HOW GREAT IT WAS!

460
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,413
OH, HMM...

461
00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:20,551
HOW DO I PUT
THIS DELICATELY?

462
00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:22,862
THAT WAS THE BEST SONG
I EVER HEARD!

463
00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:24,172
DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?

464
00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:26,344
WE NEED TO GET THAT
SONG ON THE RADIO.

465
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:28,068
LET'S GO RIGHT NOW,
COME ON.

466
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,275
DARN, I JUST GOT
THAT ARM BACK.

467
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,448
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON
THEIR FACE ONCE THEY HEAR THIS.

468
00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:37,689
[MAN SCREAMS]

469
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:40,620
DID YOU SEE
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE?

470
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,448
YEAH, DID YOU
SEE HIS EARS?

471
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:44,758
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD
TURN INSIDE OUT LIKE THAT.

472
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,241
NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
YOUR RECORD ON THE RADIO?

473
00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:48,931
WHAT RECORD?

474
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,620
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

475
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,862
[BOTH SHIVERING]

476
00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:03,000
WE JUST HAVE TO PLAY YOUR RECORD
FROM THE TOP OF THIS ANTENNA.

477
00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,103
CARRY ME?

478
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:05,965
HUH, PATRICK?

479
00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:07,724
[SPONGEBOB GRUNTING]

480
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:09,068
TALLY HO.

481
00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:11,413
MUSH, ONWARD AND UPWARD.

482
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,689
[SPONGEBOB GRUNTING]

483
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,862
[BREATHING HEAVY]

484
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:18,827
FASTER, SPONGEBOB, FASTER.

485
00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,000
OH... HM.

486
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:31,310
THIS RECORD WON'T STAY PUT.

487
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:33,275
[MUMBLING]

488
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,517
GOOD IDEA.

489
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:47,068
[MUMBLING]

490
00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:50,206
OH YEAH, I FORGOT.

491
00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:57,620
[♪...]

492
00:19:57,724 --> 00:20:01,068
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
Patrick Star ♪

493
00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,379
[SCREAMING]

494
00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:05,344
♪ I made myself a sandwich

495
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:06,862
[SCREAMING]

496
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:09,965
♪ My mommy named it Fred IT'S IN MY HEAD!

497
00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:12,034
♪ It tastes like
beans and bacon ♪

498
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:15,482
♪ And smells like
it's been dead ♪[GLASS BREAKING]

499
00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:18,655
♪ Writing stuff is hard,
so I use a pointy pencil ♪

500
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:19,689
LUCKY.

501
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,172
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy...

502
00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:23,689
THIS SONG ALWAYS
MAKES ME THINK OF YOU.

503
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,827
♪ Pee-yew, what's that
horrible smell? ♪

504
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,206
Man: DRUM SOLO.

505
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,724
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

506
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:31,172
Man: STOP!

507
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:32,206
♪ I have a head

508
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,413
♪ It ends in a point

509
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:34,896
MY EARS.

510
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,551
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy

511
00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:37,896
♪ Pointy, pointy, point

512
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,655
♪ This song is over,
except for this line ♪

513
00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:42,310
I LIKE IT.

514
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:45,965
♪ You win this round,
broccoli. ♪

515
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:50,000
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE BIKINI
BOTTOM IS THROWING A PARTY

516
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:52,620
AND YOU KNOW WHAT A PARTY NEEDS?

517
00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,034
UH, BEAN DIP?

518
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:57,310
YES, THAT IS IMPORTANT,
BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT MUSIC.

519
00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:58,551
TURN IT UP, PATRICK.

520
00:20:58,655 --> 00:20:59,724
[♪...]

521
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:01,793
♪ It tastes like...

522
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:04,655
WHERE IS THAT AWFUL
SONG COMING FROM?

523
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:06,758
♪ Smells like it's been dead

524
00:21:06,862 --> 00:21:08,000
TO THE RADIO STATION.

525
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,931
[ALL GRUMBLING]

526
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,689
TORCHES...

527
00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:13,586
GET YOUR TORCHES.

528
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,793
PITCHFORKS.

529
00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:17,000
YOU CAN'T BE AN ANGRY MOB
WITHOUT PITCH FORKS.

530
00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:18,551
COTTON CANDY.

531
00:21:18,655 --> 00:21:20,034
GET YOUR COTTON CANDY.

532
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,275
YOU CAN'T THROW A RIOT
WITHOUT COTTON CANDY.

533
00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:24,517
♪ I have a head...

534
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,448
LOOK AT THAT, PATRICK.

535
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,379
♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy...

536
00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:32,241
OH, YOU MEAN THE ANGRY MOB
WITH THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES?

537
00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:35,413
HA-HA-HA, THAT'S NOT
AN ANGRY MOB, PATRICK.

538
00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:37,206
IT'S YOUR FAN CLUB.

539
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:37,931
FAN CLUB?

540
00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:39,310
[MOB YELLING]

541
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:40,689
YA-HOO.

542
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,344
WE SHOULD SING 'EM A SONG.

543
00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,862
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THAT SONG ON THE RADIO?

544
00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:46,758
WHY, HE'S RIGHT HERE.

545
00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,310
PATRICK STAR, MUSICAL GENIUS.

546
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:50,620
YEAH... [BURP]

547
00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:52,896
LET'S GET HIM BOYS.

548
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,793
All: YEAH!

549
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:58,724
[ALL YELLING ANGRILY]

550
00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:01,931
[SOUNDS OF FIGHTING]

551
00:22:02,034 --> 00:22:05,068
[WHOOPING]

552
00:22:05,172 --> 00:22:06,793
[EXHAUSTED PANTING]

553
00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:08,275
AND THAT WAS MY
NEW SONG...

554
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:11,448
CALLED, "AARGH."

555
00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:15,206
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

556
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:16,827
YEAH, AT LEAST IT GOT

557
00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:18,620
THAT FIRST TERRIBLE
SONG OUT OF OUR HEADS.

558
00:22:18,724 --> 00:22:20,310
OH YEAH, MY SONG.

559
00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:23,724
♪ OH, TWINKLE, TWINKLE,
PATRICK STAR ♪

560
00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:25,379
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

561
00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:28,000
PATRICK, LOOKS LIKE YOU
NEED ANOTHER LESSON.

562
00:22:28,103 --> 00:22:31,620
DODGEBALLS... READY!

563
00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:33,068
UH-OH.

564
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,965
[♪...]