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[WAVES CRASHING…
SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?

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PULL UP A SEAT, BOY.

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MR. KRABS,
THERE AREN'T ANY CHAIRS.

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SIT DOWN.

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NOW, YOU'VE WORKED HERE
FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BOY.

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OH, YES, SIR, AND THEY'VE BEEN
THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE, SIR.

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THAT SAD FACT ASIDE, MIDWAY
THROUGH TODAY'S LUNCH RUSH

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WE RAN OUT OF
THE SECRET INGREDIENT
TO THE SECRET FORMULA.

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NO!

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LISTEN UP, BOY.

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ANY MINUTE NOW, A TRUCK DRIVER
IS GOING TO ARRIVE

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AND I'M ENTRUSTING YOU TO
RETRIEVE THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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AND I NEED YOU TO DO THIS
WITHOUT ANY FOUL-UPS.

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UNDERSTAND?

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COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?

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IT'S TIME!

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NOW GO!

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AND MAKE SURE TO GUARD IT
WITH YOUR LIFE!

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I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

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WAIT!

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YES?

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IF SOMETHING HAPPENS
TO THAT SECRET INGREDIENT

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DON'T BOTHER COMING
BACK TO WORK.

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YOU BOB PANTS?

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UH, SPONGEBOB.

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CLOSE ENOUGH.

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NOW GET OUT OF HERE, KID.

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PLENTY OF FOLKS
WOULD LOVE TO GET A HOLD
OF THAT INGREDIENT.

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YES, SIR.

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AND NOW, LET'S GET YOU
INTO THE KRABBY PATTIES,
SECRET "INGREDIENTY."

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WHERE IS IT?

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WHERE IS IT, WHERE IS IT?

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NO!

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WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO
THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET RECIPE?

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WHAT'S THIS?

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A HOLE?

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HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

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A CLEAN INCISION.

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ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE,
OR SOMETHING,
DID THIS ON PURPOSE.

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THAT'S IT!

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A THIEF MUST'VE CUT
A HOLE AND SWIPED
THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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BUT WHO?

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Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
LOLLYGAGGING ABOUT?

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GET BACK TO WORK.

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, RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

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HOP TO IT.

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THERE'S LOTS OF HUNGRY
CUSTOMERS OUT THERE.

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MR. KRABS TRUSTED ME,
AND I LET HIM DOWN.

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HI, SPONGEBOB.

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HI, PATRICK.

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MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.

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- WITH WHAT?
- WITH THIS.

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HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

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NOT THAT KIND OF HELP.

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THIS USED TO HAVE
THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET INGREDIENT INSIDE.

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BUT NOW, IT'S MISSING.

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WHAT?

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SOMEONE STOLE IT, PATRICK.

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AND WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO.

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FIND OUT!

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YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO
A LITTLE DETECTIVE WORK.

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WHAT ARE WE EATING
THIS TIME, KAREN?

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Computer voice: SOMETHING NEW.

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OH, YOU MEAN THE SECRET RECIPE
I CAME UP WITH?

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SpongeBob: AH-HA!

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I KNEW IT WAS YOU!

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WHAT WAS ME?

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OH, COME ON, PLANKTON.

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DON'T PLAY DUMB.

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YOU KNOW YOU STOLE THE SECRET
KRABBY PATTY INGREDIENT.

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PSH.

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IS THIS A JOKE?

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WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?

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IS IT?

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UH… NO?

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GOOD ONE.

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ALL RIGHT, NO MORE JOKES.

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EITHER YOU TELL ME WHERE
THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS

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OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO USE
OTHER MEANS OF MAKING YOU TALK.

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SORRY, I REALLY
HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU.

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THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?

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OK, YOU'VE CAUGHT ME.

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AND SO, THE TRUTH FLOWETH FORTH.

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YES, IT IS A KRABBY PATTY.

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MM-HM.

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BUT IT'S MY VERSION
OF A KRABBY PATTY.

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AFTER THOUSANDS OF FAILED
ATTEMPTS TO STEAL THE RECIPE

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I LEARNED ALL BUT ONE INGREDIENT
NEEDED TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES.

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THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT.

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THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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OVER THE YEARS,
I'VE METHODICALLY GONE THROUGH

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ALMOST EVERY LETTER
IN THE ALPHABET.

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RIGHT NOW, I'M ON THE "R"s, AND
I'VE GOTTEN UP TO RAW SEWAGE.

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YUCK!

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TRY IT.

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TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

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WELL, HE'S CLEAN.

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BUT IF PLANKTON DIDN'T STEAL
THE INGREDIENT, WHO DID?

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GOOD QUESTION.

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ONLY SOMEONE WHO SPECIALIZES
IN SCIENCE COULD
REVERSE ENGINEER THE RECIPE

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BASED ON THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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HM, A SCIENTIST.

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THERE SHE IS.

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YOU HANG BACK.

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I'M GOING IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK.

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OH MY GOSH.

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IT IS SANDY.

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SpongeBob: ENJOYING THEM
KRABBY PATTIES, LADY?

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SPONGEBOB.

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HOW LONG YOU BEEN
STANDING THERE, BUDDY?

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OH, LONG ENOUGH, BUDDY.

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I WAS JUST STORING FOOD
FOR THE IMPENDING WINTER.

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WANT ONE?

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I'M ON TO YOU, SQUIRREL.

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YOU THOUGHT NO ONE
COULD FIGURE IT OUT,
BUT I PIECED IT TOGETHER.

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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU GOT
ALL THOSE PATTIES.

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WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
GETTING AT, SPONGEBOB?

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WHAT I AM GETTING AT
IS THAT YOU CLOAKED YOURSELF
IN AN INVISIBILITY POTION…

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SNUCK THROUGH
THE SECURITY PERIMETER…

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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HERE'S THE SECRET
KRABBY PATTY INGREDIENT.

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SpongeBob: THEN USED
A TIME-FREEZING DEVICE
TO FREEZE TIME…

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USED A LASER BEAM
TO CUT OPEN THE CASE

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STOLE THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET INGREDIENT,
REVERSE ENGINEERED IT

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AND MADE YOUR OWN PATTIES,
SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY.

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OR PERHAPS, I WALKED INTO
THE KRUSTY KRAB, PURCHASED THEM

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AND RECEIVED A RECEIPT FOR
THESE LEGALLY OBTAINED PATTIES.

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283 KRABBY PATTIES.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I COOKED THIS ORDER.

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I GUESS THIS MEANS
YOU DIDN'T USE A LASER BEAM
OR INVISIBILITY.

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SPONGEBOB, NEXT TIME,
BEFORE YOU RUN AROUND
ACCUSING PEOPLE OF THINGS

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MAKE SURE YOUR OWN HOUSE
IS IN ORDER FIRST.

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MY OWN HOUSE, HUH?

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WHY'D YOU DO IT, GARY?

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YOU'VE TOLD US THAT STORY
100 TIMES NOW, GARY.

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UNFORTUNATELY, MY PARTNER AND I
DON'T WANT TO HEAR STORIES.

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WE WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH.

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LOOK, WE KNOW YOU STOLE
THE SECRET INGREDIENT,
AND IT'S OBVIOUS HOW YOU DID IT.

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FIRST, YOU HITCHED A RIDE
ON A SECURITY CHOPPER.

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THEN, JUMPED INTO THE DROP ZONE.

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AND THEN, WHEN I STOPPED
TO PULL UP MY SOCK

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YOU SNUCK UP BEHIND ME AND DID
WHAT ANY SNAIL COULD DO.

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YOU SHOT CORROSIVE ACID
FROM YOUR TEAR DUCTS,
WHICH MELTED THE CASE

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ALLOWING YOU TO STEAL
THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, GARY.

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THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

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I NEVER WOULD HAVE STOPPED
TO PULL UP MY SOCK
DURING A PICKUP.

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WHAT'S THAT, GARY?

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YOU DID SEE SOMEONE
LEAVING THE KRUSTY KRAB

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WITH A MYSTERIOUS
BLACK CASE THAT NIGHT?

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MR. SNAIL, COULD YOU PLEASE
DESCRIBE THIS, THIS MARAUDER
TO THE SKETCH ARTIST.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

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IT WAS SQUIDWARD.

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OPEN UP IN THERE, TENTACLES.

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WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

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WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW…

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HE'S NOT COOPERATING.

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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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AND ONE, AND…

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WE GOT YOU!

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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
HIDE YOUR CRIMES.

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BUT WE "HEAR-ED"
WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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IF I CARED,
I'D ASK WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

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WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED

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BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT
YOU STEALING THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET INGREDIENT.

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AND WE HAVE AN EYEWITNESS
WHO SAW YOU LEAVING

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THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
WITH A MYSTERIOUS BLACK CASE.

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A CASE LIKE THIS?

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YES.

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BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
MAKE KRABBY PATTIES WITHOUT…

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TAP DANCING SHOES?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I WAS IN A TAP CONTEST
ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION

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AS YOU CAN SEE FROM
MY THIRD PLACE MEDALLION.

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I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU DIDN'T
STEAL THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!

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I DON'T KNOW HOW, SIR, BUT…

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BUT SOMEBODY STOLE THE
KRABBY PATTY SECRET INGREDIENT!

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SPONGEBOB!

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YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF GUARDING
THAT SECRET INGREDIENT
WITH YOUR LIFE.

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I KNOW, MR. KRABS.

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IT JUST SLIPPED AWAY
FROM ME SOMEHOW.

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WELL, DO YOU HAVE
ANY LEADS OR CLUES?

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ALL I KNOW IS THAT
IT HAD TO BE SOMEONE
WHO KNEW ABOUT THE DELIVERY

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AND WAS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
DURING THE DELIVERY.

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AND THIS PERSON
WOULD HAVE TO KNOW

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WHAT TO DO WITH THE SECRET
INGREDIENT WHEN HE GOT IT.

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THAT WOULD BE YOU, SPONGEBOB.

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YOU STOLE ME SECRET INGREDIENT.

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ME?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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AND I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW YOU CARRIED OUT
THIS LITTLE CAPER.

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YOU OBVIOUSLY SET UP A DECOY
TO TAKE THE DELIVERY.

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THEN WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING,
YOU SWOOPED IN,
STOLE THE SECRET INGREDIENT

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AND SPIRITED IT AWAY
TO THE CHUM BUCKET

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WHERE YOU SOLD IT TO PLANKTON
TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK.

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DON'T TALK.

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YOU CAN TELL IT TO THE COPS,
'CAUSE I'M CALLING 'EM
RIGHT NOW.

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NO NEED.

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WE HEARD IT ALL
FROM THIS BARREL.

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THEN ARREST THIS THIEF, OFFICER.

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MR. KRABS, ISN'T THAT
THE STOLEN SECRET INGREDIENT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, SPONGEBOB?

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I'M NOT HOLDING
ANY SECRET INGREDIENT.

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AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU
STOLE THE ITEM IN QUESTION?

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WELL, I WOULDN'T
CALL IT STEALING.

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AND YOU WERE GONNA
LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE FALL
FOR THIS LITTLE CAPER.

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I CAN EXPLAIN.

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PLEASE DO.

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IT'S SIMPLE.

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$1.99 IS A LOT TO PAY
FOR THE SECRET INGREDIENT
EVERY TIME I GET A DELIVERY

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SO I… TOOK IT,
TO AVOID PAYING, YOU KNOW.

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I THINK JUDGE TROUT
WILL BE VERY INTERESTED
TO HEAR THIS LITTLE STORY.

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WHAT?

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WHAT'D I DO?

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ALL RISE.

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EUGENE KRABS.

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YOUR HONOR.

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AS PUNISHMENT FOR COMMITTING
THE CRIME OF GRAND THEFT

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I SENTENCE YOU TO GIVE AWAY
KRABBY PATTIES FOR FREE
ALL DAY TOMORROW.

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GIVE AWAY ME PATTIES FOR FREE?

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OH, NO.

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I COULDN'T BEAR
THE SIGHT OF THAT.

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STEP RIGHT UP AND GET
YOUR FREE KRABBY PATTIES.

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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

230
00:11:24,749 --> 00:11:25,917
Computer voice:
What's wrong now?

231
00:11:26,126 --> 00:11:27,126
SAME AS ALWAYS.

232
00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:28,420
LOOK.

233
00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:30,255
EMPTY AGAIN.

234
00:11:30,506 --> 00:11:31,589
So what are you gonna
do about it?

235
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,175
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!

236
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,763
Why don't you just work
on a new recipe?

237
00:11:39,014 --> 00:11:40,556
WHAT'S THE POINT?

238
00:11:40,598 --> 00:11:42,434
I HAVEN'T HAD
A CUSTOMER IN YEARS.

239
00:11:42,684 --> 00:11:44,311
Male voice: HELLO?

240
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,021
AWAY WITH YOU!

241
00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:48,315
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT
I'M SELF-LOATHING HERE?

242
00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:49,607
SORRY.

243
00:11:49,649 --> 00:11:50,984
I JUST WANTED A CHUM STICK.

244
00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:52,403
WHAT?

245
00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,405
YES, I'D LIKE ONE
OF YOUR CHUM STICKS.

246
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:55,613
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

247
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,282
NO, I'M SERIOUS.

248
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:58,700
I WANT A CHUM STICK.

249
00:11:58,742 --> 00:11:59,742
UH, OK.

250
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:03,372
IF YOU INSIST.

251
00:12:03,621 --> 00:12:04,998
OH NO, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.

252
00:12:05,249 --> 00:12:06,458
MM-MM.

253
00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:13,048
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE
ACTUALLY ENJOYS MY CHUM.

254
00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:17,511
NOW, THIS WAS SO GOOD, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO COME BACK TOMORROW.

255
00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:18,929
HERE YOU GO.

256
00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:20,389
SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

257
00:12:20,431 --> 00:12:22,474
DID YOU SEE THAT?

258
00:12:22,516 --> 00:12:23,641
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
THREATEN HIS LIFE.

259
00:12:23,892 --> 00:12:25,185
HE LOVED IT!

260
00:12:25,436 --> 00:12:26,255
How'd you pull that off?

261
00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:27,521
WELL, IT'S SIMPLE.

262
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:30,023
FINALLY, SOMEONE CAME IN
WHO HAS GOOD TASTE.

263
00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:31,649
AND HE'S COMING BACK TOMORROW.

264
00:12:31,691 --> 00:12:33,609
EXCUSE ME, KAREN,
BUT I GOT TO WHIP UP SOME MORE.

265
00:12:36,113 --> 00:12:37,364
NOW, I WAIT.

266
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:39,491
I WAIT UNTIL HE RETURNS.

267
00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:41,701
I WAIT.

268
00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:44,496
I WAIT.

269
00:12:44,746 --> 00:12:48,417
I WAIT.

270
00:12:48,624 --> 00:12:50,377
I WAIT.

271
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:51,920
French narrator:
EIGHT HOURS LATER.

272
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:55,966
HUH, NAT, HELLO?

273
00:12:56,216 --> 00:12:57,509
HUH?

274
00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:59,886
WHAT?

275
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:03,348
UGH, IT'S CLOSING TIME.

276
00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:06,560
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

277
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:07,978
HEY.

278
00:13:08,228 --> 00:13:10,063
WELL, HELLO, NAT.

279
00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:11,565
I CAME BACK LIKE
I SAID YESTERDAY.

280
00:13:11,815 --> 00:13:13,609
YOU CERTAINLY DID, DIDN'T YOU?

281
00:13:15,651 --> 00:13:17,195
I'D LIKE ANOTHER
CHUM STICK, PLEASE.

282
00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:18,905
WELL, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, NAT.

283
00:13:18,947 --> 00:13:20,365
I HAPPEN TO HAVE A QUITE
DELECTABLE ONE RIGHT HERE.

284
00:13:20,616 --> 00:13:22,284
OH, BOY.

285
00:13:26,704 --> 00:13:27,956
IS IT OK?

286
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,292
OK?

287
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,503
IT'S PERFECTION!

288
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,840
HEY, HOW ABOUT I HAVE ANOTHER?

289
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:40,718
YOU BET YOU.

290
00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:42,846
OOH, BOY.

291
00:13:43,096 --> 00:13:44,348
I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW GOOD
THESE THINGS ARE.

292
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:45,765
AH, WELL, YOU KNOW.

293
00:13:46,016 --> 00:13:47,518
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

294
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,893
WHAT?

295
00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:50,395
YOU'RE COMING BACK AGAIN?

296
00:13:50,437 --> 00:13:52,564
OH, YOU KNOW IT.

297
00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:55,567
AND THE DAY AFTER THAT,
AND THE NEXT WEEK AFTER THAT.

298
00:13:55,817 --> 00:13:58,320
YOU'VE GOT A REGULAR CUSTOMER
ON YOUR HANDS.

299
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,489
OH, MY.

300
00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,324
THIS IS AMAZING.

301
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,493
AT LAST, I'VE GOT MY REVENGE.

302
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:11,542
* ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING *

303
00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:14,836
* MONEY KEEPS ON ROLLING ALONG *

304
00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,382
ONE MORE TIME.

305
00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:19,591
WHOA!

306
00:14:19,841 --> 00:14:21,926
NO WAY, PLANKTON.

307
00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:24,054
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME FORMULA
THIS TIME OR ANY TIME.

308
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:29,685
DON'T BOTHER.

309
00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:31,311
THERE'S NO NEED.

310
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:33,355
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

311
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:36,358
I'M JUST SAYING, I NO LONGER
NEED TO COPY YOU, KRABS.

312
00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:39,319
I'VE GOT MY OWN
WINNING RECIPE NOW.

313
00:14:40,904 --> 00:14:42,573
YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY, MAN.

314
00:14:42,822 --> 00:14:44,241
YOU THINK YOU CAN
COMPETE WITH ME?

315
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:46,159
LOOK, PLANKTON.

316
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,078
LOOK AT ALL THESE
LOYAL CUSTOMERS.

317
00:14:48,328 --> 00:14:49,829
LOYAL TO ME, PLANKTON,
NOT TO YOU.

318
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,748
HEY, PLANKTON!

319
00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:53,500
CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR DELICIOUS CHUM STICKS?

320
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,378
BUT OF COURSE, LOYAL CUSTOMER.

321
00:14:58,338 --> 00:14:59,715
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, LOSER.

322
00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:01,425
MUCH LATER.

323
00:15:02,926 --> 00:15:04,052
OH NO.

324
00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:05,387
HOW CAN THIS BE?

325
00:15:05,637 --> 00:15:06,680
BOY, FRONT AND CENTER.

326
00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:08,682
YES, SIR.

327
00:15:08,932 --> 00:15:10,934
PLANKTON'S TRYING
TO OVERTHROW ME BUSINESS.

328
00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:13,729
HE'S GOT A CUSTOMER
THAT ACTUALLY LIKES HIS FOOD.

329
00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:16,440
YOU GOT TO GET THAT GUY
BACK ON OUR SIDE WITH
A COUPLE OF KRABBY PATTIES.

330
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,692
OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SIR.

331
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:24,531
PARDON ME, YOU SMART FELLOW.

332
00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:25,657
DOWN HERE.

333
00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:32,456
WHY SETTLE FOR PLANKTON'S LUMPY
CHUM WHEN YOU CAN ENJOY A
STEAMING KRABBY PATTY FOR FREE?

334
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,167
NO, THANKS.

335
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:43,258
BARNACLES.

336
00:15:45,594 --> 00:15:47,053
THERE HE IS.

337
00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:49,180
JUST IN TIME FOR BREAKFAST.

338
00:15:52,809 --> 00:15:54,102
OH.

339
00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:56,187
I AM SUCH A CLUMSY OAF.

340
00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:58,523
I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS
TO THIS KRABBY PATTY

341
00:15:58,565 --> 00:16:02,486
WHILE I STEP CAREFULLY
OVER THIS ROCK HERE.

342
00:16:04,237 --> 00:16:06,072
OH, NO.

343
00:16:06,323 --> 00:16:07,449
TOO LATE.

344
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:10,786
NO, NO!

345
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:12,370
OOPS.

346
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:14,372
OOPS.

347
00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:15,915
OOPS.

348
00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:19,169
OOPS! OOPS! OOPS!

349
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,504
OH, COME ON, NAT.

350
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:23,173
JUST ONE ACCIDENTAL BITE.

351
00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:27,135
I SEE YOU'RE NOT
HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

352
00:16:27,177 --> 00:16:29,137
BUT I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT KRABBY PATTY IS GONNA MAKE
A GREAT SNACK LATER.

353
00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:31,264
YEAH, DO ME A FAVOR.

354
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:34,892
FROM NOW ON, KEEP THOSE
SHABBY PATTIES TO YOURSELF.

355
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,230
OH, FISH PASTE.

356
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:44,736
NAT.

357
00:16:44,778 --> 00:16:45,555
BACK ALREADY?

358
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,822
THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME TODAY.

359
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:49,073
NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED.

360
00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:52,828
KAREN, BABE, FETCH NAT ANOTHER
PLATE OF THAT SWEET CHUM.

361
00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:56,080
Yes, your diminutiveness.

362
00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:58,958
SAY, NAT, DO YOU
HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

363
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,627
NO.

364
00:17:00,877 --> 00:17:03,046
* DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO *

365
00:17:05,215 --> 00:17:06,633
WOULD YOU HURRY UP
WITH THAT CHUM, KAREN?

366
00:17:06,883 --> 00:17:08,385
SpongeBob: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

367
00:17:08,635 --> 00:17:10,679
KEEP YOUR TINY
PANTS ON, PLANKTON.

368
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:12,138
BLEEP BLOOP.

369
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,306
THERE'S YOUR CHUM.

370
00:17:13,557 --> 00:17:15,225
BLEEP BLAP BLOP.

371
00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:17,477
HEY, THIS DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE CHUM.

372
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,730
AND THAT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE KAREN.

373
00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:22,065
WHY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
MY HUSBAND.

374
00:17:22,315 --> 00:17:23,567
BLEEP BLAP.

375
00:17:23,817 --> 00:17:25,652
OF COURSE IT'S ME.

376
00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:27,487
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH KAREN, YOU BRUTE?

377
00:17:30,741 --> 00:17:32,325
HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO TELL YOU?

378
00:17:32,576 --> 00:17:35,203
I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOUR TRASH!

379
00:17:35,245 --> 00:17:38,707
PLANKTON'S CHUM IS MY FAVORITE
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.

380
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:41,292
I LOVE CHUM!

381
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,127
SO FORGET IT.

382
00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:45,505
I DON'T WANT
TO EAT ANYTHING ELSE.

383
00:17:45,756 --> 00:17:49,008
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT YOU LOVE CHUM?

384
00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,762
AND ALL THAT YOU EVER
EAT IS CHUM?

385
00:17:52,011 --> 00:17:53,179
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

386
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:54,431
INTERESTING.

387
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:03,565
A SHORTCUT TO THE CHUM BUCKET.

388
00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,525
HM, THAT MUST BE FOR ME.

389
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,576
WELCOME, VALUED CUSTOMER.

390
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:16,411
THIS ISN'T THE CHUM BUCKET.

391
00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:23,042
WHY GO TO THE CHUM BUCKET
WHEN THE KRUSTY KRAB HAS ADDED
TASTY CHUM TO OUR MENU?

392
00:18:24,377 --> 00:18:26,087
THAT'S OK.

393
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:29,048
I ONLY EAT
CHUM BUCKET BRAND CHUM.

394
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,676
BUT WE'VE DEVELOPED
A SPECIAL RECIPE FOR THE MOST
DISCERNING CHUM LOVERS.

395
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,554
BESIDES, I'VE LOCKED
ALL THE EXITS UNTIL
YOU GIVE IT A TRY.

396
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:36,264
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

397
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:42,770
YOU LIKE IT?

398
00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:45,565
IT'S…

399
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:46,817
YEAH?

400
00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:48,066
IT'S…

401
00:18:50,236 --> 00:18:52,071
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

402
00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:55,533
IT'S THE SECOND FOULEST THING
I'VE EVER TASTED.

403
00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,747
I'M GOING BACK
TO PLANKTON'S CHUM.

404
00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:03,082
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

405
00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:06,336
I CAN'T LET PLANKTON HAVE
SO MUCH AS ONE SINGLE CUSTOMER.

406
00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,839
I JUST
CAN'T AFFORD IT.

407
00:19:11,257 --> 00:19:13,343
I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE CHUM
THAT'S AS GOOD AS PLANKTON'S.

408
00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:16,763
BUT TO DO THAT, I'D NEED TO KNOW
HOW PLANKTON MAKES HIS CHUM.

409
00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:20,767
HM.

410
00:19:20,809 --> 00:19:21,810
THAT'S IT, BOY-O.

411
00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:30,443
WHERE COULD IT BE?

412
00:19:30,694 --> 00:19:32,570
THERE.

413
00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:34,614
PLANKTON'S SECRET FORMULA.

414
00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:35,991
IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE.

415
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,541
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KRABS, BABY?

416
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:49,212
THIS TIME, I CAUGHT YOU TRYING
TO STEAL MY SECRET FORMULA.

417
00:19:49,462 --> 00:19:51,464
IRONIC, ISN'T IT?

418
00:19:51,506 --> 00:19:54,551
UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE
NO WAY OF KNOWING.

419
00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:57,470
YOU SEE, CRABS ARE NOT BORN WITH
AN INNATE INKLING OF IRONY.

420
00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:58,638
OUCH.

421
00:19:58,889 --> 00:20:00,598
DOUBLE IRONY.

422
00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:02,308
SpongeBob: TRIPLE
IRONY, PLANKTON.

423
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,811
THOUGH YOU NABBED KRABS
TRYING TO STEAL YOUR FORMULA

424
00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:07,689
I'M STILL HERE TO FOIL
YOUR EVIL PLANS.

425
00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:10,567
SO IT'S LIKE A DOLLOP OF IRONY
ON TOP OF AN IRONIC TWIST.

426
00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:13,862
SpongeBob: I MEAN,
JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.

427
00:20:13,904 --> 00:20:15,655
YOU KNOW, IN A WEIRD WAY,
IT'S LIKE WE NEVER LEFT THE…

428
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:21,452
GOOD THING I SPRANG FOR
THE DUAL SPOON INSTALLATION.

429
00:20:21,661 --> 00:20:24,039
Call it
a computer's intuition

430
00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:29,168
but I sense your regular
approaching with an unusually
large wad of cash.

431
00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:31,671
LOOK AT ALL THAT LOOT.

432
00:20:31,922 --> 00:20:33,965
THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.

433
00:20:34,215 --> 00:20:36,342
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
KEEP LOOKING WHEN MY CUSTOMER

434
00:20:36,384 --> 00:20:39,637
COMES IN AND PAYS ME
FOR MY CHUM.

435
00:20:39,679 --> 00:20:41,973
OH, JUST PUT ME
OUT OF ME MISERY.

436
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:47,144
BACK FOR MORE OF
MY DELICIOUS CHUM, I SEE.

437
00:20:47,395 --> 00:20:48,563
NOT THIS TIME.

438
00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,023
HUH?

439
00:20:50,273 --> 00:20:51,649
NOT EVER AGAIN.

440
00:20:51,691 --> 00:20:54,151
THE DEAL'S OFF, COMPUTER.

441
00:20:54,402 --> 00:20:56,404
I CAN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE
OF THAT SLOP, NO MATTER
HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME.

442
00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:59,616
HUH?

443
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,285
I HAVE EATEN 10 OF THOSE THINGS,
AND I'VE ALREADY HAD TO GO
TO THE DOCTOR, TWICE.

444
00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:14,714
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE GETTING
MY STOMACH PUMPED… AGAIN.

445
00:21:18,134 --> 00:21:20,428
WHAT'S THE DEAL, KAREN?

446
00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:24,724
The deal was that I paid Nat
to eat your chum so you'd quit
your constant complaining.

447
00:21:25,475 --> 00:21:31,397
ALL THIS TIME, I NEVER
HAD ONE REGULAR CUSTOMER?

448
00:21:33,066 --> 00:21:34,358
Duh.

449
00:21:34,609 --> 00:21:35,652
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

450
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:38,488
WHY WOULD ANYONE
EVER EAT MY SLOP?

451
00:21:38,529 --> 00:21:40,657
Ugh, there he goes again.

452
00:21:40,907 --> 00:21:41,992
Cut it out, Plankton.

453
00:21:42,241 --> 00:21:44,911
WHAT?

454
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,789
IT'S JUST OBVIOUS THAT I'M
A COMPLETE FAILURE AND A WASTE
OF A LOWER LIFE FORM.

455
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:50,291
OH, WOE IS ME.

456
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:52,585
QUICKLY.

457
00:21:52,627 --> 00:21:54,504
NOW IS THE TIME
TO BEAT A HASTY RETREAT.

458
00:21:54,545 --> 00:21:55,239
WHAT?

459
00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:56,965
AND MISS THIS?

460
00:21:57,007 --> 00:21:58,967
I'VE NEVER ENJOYED MESELF MORE.

461
00:21:59,009 --> 00:22:00,468
THIS IRONY'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF.