1
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[snores]

2
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- Unacceptable!
- Pearl!

3
00:00:23,206 --> 00:00:26,042
My friends'll be here
in 20 minutes for my party

4
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and you're laying around, in
your tighty-no-longer-whities.

5
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A man works hard all week to
keep his pants off all weekend.

6
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If you trusted me,
you would leave for the night!

7
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[laughs]

8
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You made cork rinds
come out my nose!

9
00:00:42,349 --> 00:00:44,060
- Dad!
- Look.

10
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I'll stay upstairs
in my room and not interrupt.

11
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- You promise?
- I promise.

12
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- Goodnight, Daddy.
- Goodnight, sweetie!

13
00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,321
Dad!

14
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Oh, hi, Pumpkin!

15
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I was setting out refreshments
for you and your friends.

16
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Crackers and tap water?
You are the cheapest crab alive.

17
00:01:02,954 --> 00:01:05,081
Now, don't say that. Here.

18
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- Would your friends like pizza?
- Well, yeah. Yeah, we would!

19
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OK. You can have
your allowance early.

20
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- Ketchup?
- See?

21
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You put it on the crackers
and mamma mia!

22
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You got-a one-a spicy pizza pie!

23
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Mmm. Mmm?

24
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OK, OK. I'm going.

25
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- [knocking]
- Oh! Oh! [giggles] They're here!

26
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Hi! [giggles]

27
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- [knocking continues]
- Dad!

28
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- Just putting up house rules.
- "No dancing."

29
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"No loud music after 7.30."

30
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"No touching the root beer
cellar."

31
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And the most important one
of all...

32
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No boys allowed!

33
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- Isn't it glorious?!
- [door shuts]

34
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Sweetie?

35
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You accidentally locked
the door.

36
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You're not coming back
in this house

37
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until after my slumber party
is over.

38
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[gasps] This is mutiny!

39
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What are you going to do about
it? Take away my allowance?

40
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Here you go!

41
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Open this door, or I'll...

42
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You want to stay here?
At my house?

43
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With me?

44
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What do you say, boy?

45
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[squeals with delight]
Slumber party!

46
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Maybe I should just sleep
under the highway.

47
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We can stay up
really, really late

48
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and tell ghost stories
and trade socks.

49
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Is that what girls do
at slumber parties?

50
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No, they invite boys over
and destroy the house.

51
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- They what?!
- You know how girls are.

52
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Uh, SpongeBob, do you know
anything about girls?

53
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Ah! Do I know any... [laughs]
No. But Gary does.

54
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Meow.

55
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<i>We now return to tonight's</i>
<i>scary movie,</i>

56
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<i>"Slumber Party Zombie Attack."</i>

57
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<i>- Pillow fight!</i>
- [giggling]

58
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<i>That tickles! Missed me.</i>

59
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[gasps] Look what they're doing
to that man's house!

60
00:03:03,199 --> 00:03:05,285
- Mr. Krabs, it's only a mo...
- Quiet, boy.

61
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<i>Boys are here!</i>

62
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<i>Hi, girls. I brought</i>
<i>my destructive friends.</i>

63
00:03:09,914 --> 00:03:11,291
<i>Nice to meet you.</i>

64
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<i>Ha! Destroying other people's</i>
<i>possessions is fun.</i>

65
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[screams] Turn it off!
Turn it off! I can't take it!

66
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I don't think
this is the scary part yet.

67
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[tires squeal]

68
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I said, turn it off!

69
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Gosh, Mr. Krabs. I never knew
you were scared of zombies.

70
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Not zombies, you barnacle brain.

71
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[whispers] Teenagers.

72
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Zombie teenagers?

73
00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:42,322
No! Pearl
and her no-good friends.

74
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They're probably destroying
my house right now.

75
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Like this! "Oops!"

76
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"I don't care. It's not mine."

77
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"Look! One of the homeowner's
most prized possessions."

78
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- "La dee da."
- Mr. Krabs...

79
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"Ooh, this'll be fun to destroy!
Whee!"

80
00:03:59,964 --> 00:04:04,135
- Now do you get it, boy?
- Oh, I do, Mr. Krabs.

81
00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:07,013
It must be horrible to invite
people into your home

82
00:04:07,055 --> 00:04:09,724
and have them treat your
property with little respect.

83
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That's what teenagers do!

84
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Do you want this to happen
to my house?

85
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Gosh, no, Mr. Krabs!

86
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Get into Pearl's party and find
out what they're doing.

87
00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:22,237
Leave it to me, Mr. K.
I've got the perfect disguise.

88
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[giggling, chattering]

89
00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:28,117
- [knocking]
- Hello?

90
00:04:28,159 --> 00:04:30,619
Hi. I'm here
for the slumber party!

91
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Do I know you?

92
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My name is, um, Girly Teengirl.

93
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Uh-huh.

94
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And I just moved here from,
um, Far Away Ville.

95
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I know it's you,
SpongeBob SquarePants.

96
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I don't know
what you're talking about.

97
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Aah!

98
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You were sent to spy on me
by my dad.

99
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Get him, girls!

100
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Aah!

101
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[weeps]

102
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I'm so moving back
to Far Away Ville.

103
00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:01,859
Who the heck is that?

104
00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,487
I don't know,
but she is uh-glee!

105
00:05:04,529 --> 00:05:07,407
Now to put on that disguise
I told you about. Ta-da!

106
00:05:07,449 --> 00:05:10,076
Huh? Huh? Huh?

107
00:05:10,118 --> 00:05:11,994
You are one-of-a-kind, boy.

108
00:05:12,036 --> 00:05:13,620
[knocking]

109
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- Pizza delivery.
- We didn't order pizza.

110
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You didn't?

111
00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:19,752
[whispers] Tell 'em
it's from me.

112
00:05:19,794 --> 00:05:23,506
Your dad sent it.
It's already paid for.

113
00:05:23,548 --> 00:05:26,801
I'd sooner believe space aliens
sent me a free pizza

114
00:05:26,842 --> 00:05:28,719
before I'd believe my dad would.

115
00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:30,597
Now, who are you?

116
00:05:30,637 --> 00:05:32,848
Um... Hey!

117
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[gasps] SpongeBob!

118
00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:37,979
They're on to us, Mr. Krabs!

119
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- Drive!
- Right, boy.

120
00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,983
[tires screech]

121
00:05:42,024 --> 00:05:44,611
I wanted to come with you,
Mr. Krabs.

122
00:05:44,651 --> 00:05:47,447
- Get him!
- Whoa!

123
00:05:47,489 --> 00:05:49,198
Oh, big surprise.

124
00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,535
Dad was too cheap
to buy real pizza.

125
00:05:52,577 --> 00:05:54,954
What's taking SpongeBob
so long?

126
00:05:54,996 --> 00:05:57,457
I'm getting tired
of looking through his stuff.

127
00:05:57,499 --> 00:06:00,793
- [knocking]
- Hello? Pizza!

128
00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,631
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
I failed you.

129
00:06:04,671 --> 00:06:07,592
- I know, son.
- Uh, Mr. Krabs, that's my eye.

130
00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:11,762
And it's ice cold too.

131
00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:14,849
You should've been back here
in 30 minutes or less.

132
00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:15,975
[chomps]

133
00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,313
- [knocking]
- Who is it?

134
00:06:20,355 --> 00:06:22,273
Piano repair man.

135
00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:25,776
- [quiet muttering]
- OK, we'll be right out.

136
00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,862
Mr. Krabs, it's working.

137
00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,824
Have it back by tomorrow, OK?

138
00:06:31,866 --> 00:06:34,494
Maybe we should leave them
alone, Mr. Krabs.

139
00:06:34,536 --> 00:06:36,663
They seem pretty trustworthy.

140
00:06:36,704 --> 00:06:39,248
You get into that party
or you're fired.

141
00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:40,916
Yes, Mr. Krabs.

142
00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,505
Whoever could it be this time?

143
00:06:45,547 --> 00:06:47,798
It's me, SpongeBob SquarePants.

144
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Can we talk, Pearl?
Whale to Sponge?

145
00:06:51,553 --> 00:06:53,471
Hold the boiling oil.

146
00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,097
[grumbling]

147
00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:57,099
What do you want, SpongeBob?

148
00:06:57,141 --> 00:07:00,353
Oh, please let me stay
at your party!

149
00:07:00,395 --> 00:07:04,482
Oh, please, oh, please, oh,
please, please, please, please!

150
00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,442
- Please!
- No.

151
00:07:06,484 --> 00:07:08,570
Give me one reason
why I can't stay.

152
00:07:08,611 --> 00:07:11,864
I can give you a hundred
million billion reasons.

153
00:07:11,906 --> 00:07:13,324
I only asked for one.

154
00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:16,869
Reason number one.
You're just like my dad.

155
00:07:16,911 --> 00:07:18,329
Really?

156
00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,207
A no-good, dried-up,
old fuddy-duddy.

157
00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,127
So, if I prove I'm fun,
can I stay?!

158
00:07:25,169 --> 00:07:26,962
Sure, SpongeBob.

159
00:07:27,004 --> 00:07:29,549
If you can prove you're
the most fun person

160
00:07:29,591 --> 00:07:31,800
on the planet
in the next ten seconds,

161
00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:32,843
you can stay.

162
00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,011
I only need eight.

163
00:07:36,097 --> 00:07:39,934
Whoo! Party! Crank it up!

164
00:07:39,975 --> 00:07:41,686
Five seconds.

165
00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:45,814
These old newspapers
are confetti in fun hands. Whoo!

166
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I'm allergic to newsprint.
Ooh! Ow!

167
00:07:49,444 --> 00:07:50,903
Two seconds.

168
00:07:51,946 --> 00:07:53,155
[laughs]

169
00:07:53,197 --> 00:07:55,950
- Aah!
- [thud]

170
00:07:57,201 --> 00:08:00,747
OK, OK. I got to admit,
that was kind of fun.

171
00:08:00,788 --> 00:08:03,750
- I think he's hurt.
- He's not hurt.

172
00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:05,167
[moans]

173
00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:07,169
- See?
- Maybe he's a zombie.

174
00:08:07,211 --> 00:08:09,589
If he comes back as a zombie
and eats my brain,

175
00:08:09,631 --> 00:08:12,133
I'm totally not going to be
your friend any more.

176
00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:16,345
Ooh.
Mr. Krabs's root beer cellar.

177
00:08:16,387 --> 00:08:17,597
Fun.

178
00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:32,487
<i>We now return to</i>
<i>"Slumber Party Zombie Attack."</i>

179
00:08:32,528 --> 00:08:35,490
<i>- Aah! A zombie!</i>
- [groans]

180
00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:37,866
This movie isn't all that scary.

181
00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,495
Yeah, that zombie
looks totally fake!

182
00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:42,455
[creaking]

183
00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:52,799
[garbles]

184
00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,718
[all] Aah! Zombie!

185
00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,429
Fun!

186
00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,888
Aah!

187
00:09:01,056 --> 00:09:03,017
Zombie juice!

188
00:09:03,058 --> 00:09:05,227
Aah! Run!

189
00:09:05,269 --> 00:09:07,772
Aah!

190
00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,482
[garbling]

191
00:09:14,069 --> 00:09:17,323
[garbles] Who wants to dance?

192
00:09:17,365 --> 00:09:20,451
No! I already have
a zombie boyfriend.

193
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:25,414
Let's boogie. Whoo!

194
00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,000
[screaming]

195
00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:37,760
What in Neptune's toupee
is going on here?

196
00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:39,721
[gasps, screams]

197
00:09:39,762 --> 00:09:43,224
Me knick-knacks!
[screams] Me root beer!

198
00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:48,521
Me pile of old newspapers!
[sobs]

199
00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:51,858
I was maybe going to read
them some day.

200
00:09:51,899 --> 00:09:55,110
I knew I shouldn't have trusted
you.

201
00:09:55,152 --> 00:10:00,282
Trusted me?! Your employee
destroyed this house.

202
00:10:00,324 --> 00:10:03,745
- The only boy at the party.
- SpongeBob?!

203
00:10:03,786 --> 00:10:06,288
Well, Mr. Krabs,
you know how boys are.

204
00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,874
[chuckles] Ow!

205
00:10:07,915 --> 00:10:10,501
It's your fault my party
is ruined!

206
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,296
And now my friends
have Zombie Shock Syndrome!

207
00:10:14,338 --> 00:10:16,674
I'm too pretty to be a zombie!

208
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:20,094
We were fine with a nice,
simple slumber party,

209
00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:21,888
but now it's going to cost you.

210
00:10:21,929 --> 00:10:23,431
Cost me what?

211
00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:27,976
- [hisses] Money!
- NO!

212
00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:33,858
- Everyone having a good time?
- [crowd] Yeah!

213
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,111
Well, you can all thank my dad
for making this possible.

214
00:10:37,152 --> 00:10:39,280
Thank you, Daddy!

215
00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:41,783
[all thank Mr. Krabs]

216
00:10:41,824 --> 00:10:45,202
You're welcome, sweetie!

217
00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:48,915
Oh, this is so expensive.

218
00:10:48,955 --> 00:10:51,542
You're not allowed any closer,
sir.

219
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,002
Mr. Krabs, I think I know
what will cheer you up.

220
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,546
[grunts]

221
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,964
A mug of ice-cold root beer!

222
00:10:58,006 --> 00:11:00,967
No, SpongeBob, that doesn't
cheer me up at all.

223
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,066
[foghorn blasts]

224
00:11:18,653 --> 00:11:20,738
Bikini Bottom Pet Show today!

225
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,825
Good thing I put those notes
there. I could've forgotten.

226
00:11:23,866 --> 00:11:25,785
And I wouldn't wanna do that!

227
00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:28,955
Cos the Bikini Bottom Pet Show
is where you gotta go

228
00:11:28,995 --> 00:11:30,997
to see the best pets in town!

229
00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:34,585
Not that any other pets stand
a chance against my buddy, Gary.

230
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:38,422
He's the bestest pet
in the whole world!

231
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,132
Love you, Gare-Bear.

232
00:11:41,550 --> 00:11:43,636
Uh-oh. The show starts
in an hour!

233
00:11:43,678 --> 00:11:46,514
Hey Gar, time to... Gary? Whoa!

234
00:11:46,555 --> 00:11:50,977
Gary! Gary? Gary? Gary?

235
00:11:51,017 --> 00:11:53,980
<i>Looks like another beautiful</i>
<i>day here in Bikini Bottom.</i>

236
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,690
<i>Gary?!</i>

237
00:11:55,731 --> 00:11:59,777
Gary? Oh, hiya, Squidward.

238
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,487
Whoa!

239
00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:03,405
Gary!

240
00:12:03,447 --> 00:12:05,825
Gary? Gary?

241
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,870
Gary, there you are!

242
00:12:10,955 --> 00:12:13,207
What are you doing here
when today is the day

243
00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:15,626
we get to show everyone else
you're the best pet

244
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,419
in the whole world!

245
00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:19,630
Now for a quick checklist.
Let's see.

246
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,674
Eyestalk reflexes. Check!

247
00:12:21,716 --> 00:12:23,718
Slime viscosity.

248
00:12:34,269 --> 00:12:35,437
Hi, Squidward!

249
00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:41,151
Ready?

250
00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:48,367
- Hi, again, Squidward!
- Yello.

251
00:12:48,409 --> 00:12:53,247
Check. And last but not least,
a quick undercarriage check.

252
00:12:53,288 --> 00:12:55,791
[hisses]

253
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:59,253
Oh, OK.
Maybe we better skip that one.

254
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,089
Let's see.
Yep, that about does it.

255
00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:08,846
Good thinking, buddy.
I'll carry your shell!

256
00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:12,182
[barking, meowing]

257
00:13:15,269 --> 00:13:20,066
Stand up straight. Posture
is everything in appearance.

258
00:13:20,106 --> 00:13:21,567
Roll over.

259
00:13:23,611 --> 00:13:27,615
Your newly trimmed hairstyles
highlight your regality.

260
00:13:27,656 --> 00:13:31,326
Huh. People sure seem to treat
their pets differently here.

261
00:13:31,368 --> 00:13:32,828
That's a good boy, Foo-fee.

262
00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,956
Look at your luxurious mane.

263
00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:37,416
Every self-respecting snail
has one.

264
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,793
Luxurious mane?

265
00:13:40,127 --> 00:13:41,378
Reow.

266
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,505
Ah, yes. How could I forget?

267
00:13:43,547 --> 00:13:44,882
Accessories!

268
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,717
Your diamond-studded leash.

269
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,719
I always use an old rope.

270
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,638
I guess that's not good enough.

271
00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:53,057
There's the cherry
on the beauty cake,

272
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,517
the glossy painted shell.

273
00:13:57,979 --> 00:14:02,942
And last but not least,
well-maintained oral hygiene.

274
00:14:02,984 --> 00:14:05,193
Just look at your pearly whites.

275
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:09,156
- Uh, Gary?
- Meow.

276
00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:11,075
We'd best run along, Foofs.

277
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,952
Your pedicure
is in half an hour.

278
00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:16,455
Pedicure? Ooh. I didn't realize
how much went into this.

279
00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:19,291
- Meow.
- Don't be so protective of me.

280
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,210
I know I've been a horrible
parent, but no longer!

281
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,963
From this moment on forth

282
00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:28,258
I vow to give my Gary
the utmost in empty frivolity!

283
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,761
To live by the standards
of snail grooming

284
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,806
set forth by that guy!

285
00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:35,724
- What's up?
- No, not you!

286
00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:37,518
OK.

287
00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:40,771
Enough dilly-dallying.
We gotta get down to business!

288
00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:43,858
- Meow.
- Hold still, Gary.

289
00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:46,777
- [hisses]
- Come on, buddy!

290
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,112
Ah! There!

291
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,989
{\an8}Oh, you're like
a little cuddly present.

292
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,534
[laughs]

293
00:14:53,575 --> 00:14:54,743
[sighs]

294
00:14:54,785 --> 00:14:57,412
And the piece de resistance...

295
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:01,167
...glow-in-the-dark paint.

296
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,210
Hey, where you going?

297
00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:06,088
Gary, wait! We gotta go back
to the pet show!

298
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,174
- Meow.
- Because!

299
00:15:08,215 --> 00:15:10,051
We have got to show those
other pets

300
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:12,427
that we're just as fancy
as they are!

301
00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:16,807
Oh, come on, Gary.
Don't be this way.

302
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,434
I'm doing it for YOU, not me.

303
00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:20,728
Meow.

304
00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:22,270
That's what I like to hear.

305
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,815
Because now I can bring
this out!

306
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:29,236
Your very own studded collar,
with two rows of diamonds.

307
00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:32,406
Here, try it on.
Now let's get back out there

308
00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:34,200
and knock 'em
out of their shells!

309
00:15:34,282 --> 00:15:36,785
- Meow.
- Hey, SpongeBob, what you doing?

310
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:39,413
Patrick! I'm so glad
you happened to show up.

311
00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:43,709
Help me...
[unintelligible whispering]

312
00:15:47,254 --> 00:15:51,175
- [hisses]
- Gary, stop it!

313
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,928
I'm only doing this
cos I love you..

314
00:15:56,471 --> 00:15:58,224
Gary, look! It's him!

315
00:15:58,265 --> 00:16:00,851
Come now, Foof,
keep your tail up, up, up.

316
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:04,230
Hellooooo!

317
00:16:04,271 --> 00:16:07,315
Sorry to bother you.
I want your opinion on my snail.

318
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,069
[chuckles]

319
00:16:10,111 --> 00:16:12,988
My boy, you don't seem
to get it, do you?

320
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:15,699
There's only one way to prove
your pet's beauty,

321
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:19,036
by winning in the pet contest!
But I wouldn't bother.

322
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,497
Seeing as how Foo-Fee and I have
won for the past five years.

323
00:16:22,539 --> 00:16:26,293
[chuckles] Oh, well, enough
mingling with the common folk.

324
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,587
Let's go win our medal, Foof.

325
00:16:34,802 --> 00:16:38,680
This is it, Gary.
This is our time to shine!

326
00:16:38,722 --> 00:16:40,557
Wow, Patrick.

327
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,435
There's a whole lot of
pet loving going on here today.

328
00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:46,272
Yeah, you and Gary
don't have a chance.

329
00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:47,940
Excuse me, sir,

330
00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:51,819
but all non-pet owners
must remain behind this rope.

331
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:56,907
Now what am I gonna do?!
I'm all alone behind this rope!

332
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,701
- I'm right here.
- You don't understand!

333
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:01,328
You'll never understand

334
00:17:01,369 --> 00:17:04,206
what it's like to be alone
behind the rope!

335
00:17:04,248 --> 00:17:08,752
- [wails]
- Don't worry, Gary.

336
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,504
He'll be back in time
to see us win first place.

337
00:17:10,545 --> 00:17:13,299
Now, let's go scope out
the competition.

338
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:16,593
There it is, Mrs. Squiggles.
Your new hairdo.

339
00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:22,390
There you go, Muffsies.
Aw, isn't that cute?

340
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,310
[growls]

341
00:17:24,351 --> 00:17:26,728
Poor Muffsies.

342
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:29,315
Those shades slipped
right off your little eyes.

343
00:17:29,356 --> 00:17:33,235
Luckily I brought an extra,
smaller pair.

344
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,325
Huh. Maybe you need
some shades, huh, Gare?

345
00:17:39,407 --> 00:17:40,659
[growls]

346
00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:43,287
Silly boy, you're not supposed
to eat the leash.

347
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,746
Come on, buddy.

348
00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:48,500
- Now, let's try this cape.
- [sighs]

349
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,544
Boy, these pets
are gussied up today.

350
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:54,340
Maybe you need a top hat or
something to class it up a bit.

351
00:17:54,381 --> 00:17:56,175
Gary?
Oh, thanks for reminding me.

352
00:17:56,217 --> 00:17:57,759
I didn't know your collar
was loose.

353
00:17:58,802 --> 00:18:00,762
{\an8}Now, let's go get
that top hat, buddy.

354
00:18:14,401 --> 00:18:16,237
There you go.

355
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,113
[defeated meow]

356
00:18:18,155 --> 00:18:21,449
All right, let's see. Uh-huh.

357
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:25,829
Decent stalk length.

358
00:18:28,415 --> 00:18:30,458
Good hinge action.

359
00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:34,296
Ah, Foofie.

360
00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:36,924
Excellent brow stretch.

361
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:39,968
Well-defined eyelid
capillaries.

362
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:42,763
Foofie is looking
as good as ever, Charles.

363
00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:45,349
Why, thank you, sir.

364
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,518
OK, let's have a look-see,
shall we?

365
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,397
Ah, yes, good spacing
on the larynx.

366
00:18:51,438 --> 00:18:53,190
Nice gastric chamber.

367
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:57,069
- All within breed description.
- It's in the bag.

368
00:18:57,111 --> 00:19:01,282
Now, if we could just check
the undercarriage.

369
00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:02,991
[screams]

370
00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:04,785
[all gasp]

371
00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:06,494
Gary, no!

372
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,039
Gary! You spit him out
right now!

373
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,541
I'm sorry,
he usually only bites me.

374
00:19:13,294 --> 00:19:16,797
[meows, garbles]

375
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,468
[garbles]

376
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,513
[all garble]

377
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,182
[garbles angrily]

378
00:19:37,151 --> 00:19:39,069
[wails]

379
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,863
[all wail]

380
00:19:44,325 --> 00:19:46,660
Muffsies... You look angry?

381
00:19:48,662 --> 00:19:50,331
What's going on?!

382
00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:52,291
[all growl]

383
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,668
What a hideous display.

384
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:58,088
At least I know you'd never
behave like all these heathens.

385
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,590
Right, Foofie? Foofie?

386
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,843
- [growls]
- Foofie?

387
00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:05,012
[fearful muttering]

388
00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:08,098
[garbles]

389
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,065
No, Muffsies! No!

390
00:20:17,107 --> 00:20:20,235
[screams]

391
00:20:20,277 --> 00:20:22,112
Wait... Wait...

392
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,156
[screams]

393
00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,619
[squeals]

394
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:31,872
[screams]

395
00:20:31,913 --> 00:20:34,375
[angry yelling, grunting]

396
00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:38,337
Foofie, what have you done?

397
00:20:38,379 --> 00:20:41,965
What's this about?
Does anyone speak snail?

398
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,718
I speak a little bit, sir!
I know what they are saying!

399
00:20:44,759 --> 00:20:49,348
They are saying, "Owners,
owners, owners, owners, owners,

400
00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:53,727
please, please, please, please,
please, don't be this way."

401
00:20:53,768 --> 00:20:56,313
They are saying they don't want
this type of pampering.

402
00:20:56,355 --> 00:21:00,526
They want to be treated as
companions, not dress-up dolls.

403
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:03,153
They don't want
scratchy outfits.

404
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,155
They want to be scratched.

405
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,366
They are protesting
the indignity of wigs

406
00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:09,034
and jewel-encrusted collars!

407
00:21:09,076 --> 00:21:11,537
They want to be free
from superficial

408
00:21:11,578 --> 00:21:14,373
and degrading pageants
like these!

409
00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:17,000
[pets growl]

410
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,878
You were trying to tell me that
all along, weren't you?

411
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,962
[meows]

412
00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:23,465
Well, I won't
let it happen again.

413
00:21:23,507 --> 00:21:25,967
Well, I think we can all agree

414
00:21:26,009 --> 00:21:28,887
that this year's Groomer's Cup
goes to...

415
00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:32,766
SpongeBob and his wonderful pet!

416
00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:34,726
[applause]

417
00:21:34,768 --> 00:21:36,770
Did you hear that, Gary?

418
00:21:36,811 --> 00:21:39,398
They're rewarding you
for standing up

419
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,942
and speaking out
against injustice!

420
00:21:41,983 --> 00:21:45,195
Maybe these pageants
aren't so superficial after all.

421
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,990
What are you talking about?
The snail didn't win.

422
00:21:49,032 --> 00:21:51,577
I was referring
to your other pet.

423
00:21:51,617 --> 00:21:53,870
He's SO adorable!

424
00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,622
[woofs, pants]