1 00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,041 ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:05,792 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,917 --> 00:00:07,375 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,458 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:12,458 ♪ OHH... ♪ 6 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:14,709 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:14,834 --> 00:00:16,875 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,542 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:20,667 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:20,792 --> 00:00:22,709 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:24,458 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:26,709 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:28,542 - all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:28,667 --> 00:00:30,625 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,500 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:34,458 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:35,500 SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:35,625 --> 00:00:37,917 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:38,041 --> 00:00:40,291 [laughing] 20 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:42,583 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,959 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,959 [upbeat ukulele music] 23 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:57,417 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:57,542 --> 00:01:00,542 [dramatic music] 25 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:04,375 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,208 [coughing] 27 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,291 UGH. 28 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:09,041 ALL THE WAY FROM THE BAKERY. 29 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:10,667 BUT IT'LL BE ALL WORTH IT 30 00:01:10,792 --> 00:01:13,333 WHEN I FINALLY GET MY HANDS ON A KRABBY PATTY. 31 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:14,750 - ♪ SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP, BA-DOOP, WAH ♪ 32 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:15,417 ♪ SHOOBIE, DOO-DOO, BA-DOOP ♪ 33 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:16,959 HERE WE GO. 34 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:18,625 [evil laughter] 35 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:19,875 - ♪ LA-DA-DA, LOO, DA-DA ♪ 36 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,166 [sniffs] 37 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:22,625 AHH. 38 00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:26,792 PERFECT. 39 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:28,500 HE'S HEADED FOR THE FRONT DOOR. 40 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:30,875 NOW'S THE TIME TO MAKE MY EXIT. 41 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,125 HERE YA GO, SANDY. 42 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:34,959 A SPECIAL KRABBY PATTY FOR A SPECIAL FRIEND. 43 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:36,417 WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB. 44 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,542 I SURE AM OBLIGED. 45 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:39,500 I LOVE THESE THINGS, 46 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:41,166 BUT IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE TRICKY EATIN' ONE. 47 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:42,000 PARDON ME. 48 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:44,417 OH, NO. 49 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:45,500 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 50 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,875 WHOA! 51 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,917 OOH! 52 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:50,917 [munching and gulping] 53 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:52,250 [squeaking sounds] 54 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,583 [munching] 55 00:01:54,709 --> 00:01:55,959 EWWW. 56 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,041 [gasps] 57 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:58,333 NO WATER. 58 00:01:58,458 --> 00:01:59,375 CAN'T BREATHE. 59 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,959 [snarfing] 60 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:02,083 [sighs heavily] 61 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,917 - ♪ LA-DA-DA-DEE, DA-DA-DA-DEE ♪ 62 00:02:15,417 --> 00:02:17,417 TIME TO GET THIS STINKY THING OFF 63 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:20,792 [ripping sounds] 64 00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:21,542 [sniffing] 65 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:23,917 BOY, THAT'S RIPE. 66 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:25,542 ♪ A-DOOP-A-DOOP, A-DOOP-DOOP-DOOP ♪ 67 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,834 ♪ DOOP-A-DOOP-A-DOO ♪ 68 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:28,917 [gasps] 69 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,333 WHAT'S GOING ON? 70 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:31,750 WHERE AM I? 71 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,208 - ♪ A-DOOP-A-DOOP, DOOP-DOO-DOO ♪ 72 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:35,166 ♪ A-SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB IN THE TUB, TUB, TUB ♪ 73 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:37,750 - WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S OCEAN IS THAT REPULSIVE THING? 74 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,625 - MM-MMM. 75 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,542 NOTHIN' LIKE A HOT SHOWER 76 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:43,083 TO MAKE A SQUIRREL FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN. 77 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:44,542 SANDY CHEEKS? 78 00:02:44,667 --> 00:02:46,208 BUT WHERE'S HER FUR? 79 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,417 WOW! 80 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,125 WAIT A MINUTE... 81 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,792 THAT'S IT! 82 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:51,542 I THINK I'VE JUST FOUND OUT 83 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,834 HOW TO GET THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA 84 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:56,083 ONCE AND FOR ALL. 85 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,166 - ♪ SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP ♪ 86 00:02:58,291 --> 00:02:59,208 ♪ GETTING CLEAN ♪ 87 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:00,625 ♪ NO FLEAS ON ME ♪ 88 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,458 ♪ I'M GETTING CLEAN ♪ 89 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,000 ♪ DOOP-A-DOO ♪ 90 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:06,667 - HOPE YOU LIKE LONG SHOWERS, SQUIRREL. 91 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:13,083 - WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT? WHAT IS THAT? 92 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:15,041 - OUR TICKET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA, 93 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,000 THAT'S WHAT THAT IS. 94 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,792 - OH, NO. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 95 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:21,000 AS SERIOUS AS A SHARK ATTACK. 96 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,709 AHH. 97 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:28,208 NOW IT'S TIME TO RING OUT MY STINKY FUR COAT. 98 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,583 WHAT IN TARNATION? 99 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,333 MAYBE I LEFT IT OUTSIDE. 100 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,417 [groaning] 101 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:35,333 I'M LOCKED IN!! 102 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,000 HI-YA! 103 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:39,625 SOME LOW-LIFE VARMINT STOLE MY THINGS 104 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,166 AND BROKE INTO MY HOME. 105 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:43,083 MY HOME! 106 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,625 I'M GONNA GET THAT SON OF A GUITAR PICKER! 107 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:50,750 [ominous music] 108 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,792 ♪ ♪ 109 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:54,667 - OKAY, KAREN, WISH ME LUCK! 110 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:55,875 [mechanical whirring] 111 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,208 REPULSIVE. 112 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,250 [laughs] 113 00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:00,000 THIS IS GONNA WORK LIKE A CHARM. 114 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,625 honk! 115 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,125 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING, CORAL BRAINS. 116 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,625 SANDY? 117 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,208 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 118 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:12,875 HEY, YOU GOT TO STOP EATING AT THE CHUM BUCKET. 119 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,417 THAT STUFF WILL ROT YOUR INSIDES. 120 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:16,417 LIES, LIES! 121 00:04:16,542 --> 00:04:19,542 THE CHUM BUCKET WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT! 122 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:21,792 - SANDY, YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOURSELF. 123 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:26,333 - [mimicking Sandy] NO, SANDY IS HERSELF. 124 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:31,000 NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS IN ANY WAY, Y'ALL. 125 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:33,333 - WELL, AS LONG AS THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS. 126 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:35,417 HUH, THAT WAS CLOSE. 127 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:37,250 I GOT TO PERFECT THAT TEXAS DRAWL. 128 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:39,291 YEE-HAW. 129 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,125 YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW. 130 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:45,375 crash! 131 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,000 HOWDY, PARTNER. 132 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:50,125 smash! 133 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,792 SANDY, YOU'RE BACK. 134 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:56,834 - YEP, THAT KRABBY PATTY WAS SO DARN GOOD, 135 00:04:56,959 --> 00:04:59,583 I GOT TO SEE HOW YOU MAKE ONE. 136 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:02,125 - HUH, SAY, SANDY, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 137 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,875 - UH, WHAT'RE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT, SPONGEBOB? 138 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,875 IT'S YER OLE PAL IN THE LIVING FUR. 139 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,834 - YEAH, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU IS DIFFERENT. 140 00:05:12,959 --> 00:05:14,959 I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT. 141 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,000 - PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT. 142 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:17,458 I GOT IT! 143 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,083 YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SPACE SUIT AND HELMET! 144 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:20,417 UH, YEAH. 145 00:05:20,542 --> 00:05:21,458 THAT'S, UH... 146 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,750 CAUSE, UH... 147 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,625 I JUST BREATHE UNDERWATER NOW. 148 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:26,667 IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 149 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:27,959 LET'S GET COOKIN'! 150 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,250 WHEW. 151 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,291 [sniffs] 152 00:05:31,417 --> 00:05:34,250 THE GOOEY FRESHNESS THAT IS THE KRABBY PATTY PATTY. 153 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,542 - LET ME STOP YOU THERE, SQUAREPANTS. 154 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:38,250 I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO KNOW 155 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:40,417 HOW Y'ALL MAKE ONE OF THEM THERE PATTIES. 156 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,417 [laughs] 157 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,250 NO CAN DO, BUDDY. 158 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:46,834 THAT WOULD REQUIRE REVEALING THE SECRET FORMULA, 159 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:48,959 AND THAT IS EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN 160 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,208 AS PER MY CURRENT LABOR CONTRACT. 161 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,500 - YEAH, BUT THIS IS YER OLD BUDDY SANDY CHEEKS. 162 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:57,375 WHY, YOU AND ME ARE AS CLOSER 'N TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET. 163 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,834 AH, SANDY, 164 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:02,750 SECTION 934.44-929B 165 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:04,750 SPECIFICALLY PROHIBITS THE DISCLOSURE 166 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,208 OF THE SECRET FORMULA TO FRIENDS, 167 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,917 EVEN WHEN THOSE FRIENDS ARE QUOTE: 168 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:09,375 "CLOSER 'N TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET." 169 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,166 CURSE YOU, KRABS! 170 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:13,959 - BUT I CAN SHOW YOU ALL THE OTHER INS AND OUTS 171 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:16,000 OF MAKING A STEAMY KRABBY PATTY. 172 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,959 FIRST, I MAKE SURE I'M AT THE COMFORTABLE 173 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:21,083 GRILLING TEMPERATURE OF 274 DEGREES. 174 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,542 AND NOW WE ARE GUH-RILLING. 175 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:28,375 - AND APPROXIMATELY HOW LONG DO YOU COOK A PATTY? 176 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,458 A KRABBY PATTY IS COOKED 177 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,417 FOR EXACTLY 283 SECONDS ON EACH SIDE. 178 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:33,959 283 SECONDS. 179 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,375 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING ALL THIS 180 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,166 STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE. 181 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:39,583 HOW COULD THIS GET ANY EASIER? 182 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,875 - I'M PUTTIN' THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY FORMULA 183 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,333 OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT. 184 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:44,709 - YEE-HAW! 185 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:49,375 YEAH, ANYWAY... 186 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:52,000 I'M GONNA LEAVE IT OUT HERE WHILE I CLEAN OUT THE SAFE. 187 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,959 DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, BOY-O. 188 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:55,834 - YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME, MR. K. 189 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:58,041 - OH-HO, MAN! 190 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:00,959 THAT SECRET FORMULA IS AS GOOD AS MINE. 191 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,667 - THE NO-GOOD WHO NABBED MY PELT SURELY CAME HERE. 192 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,917 PROBABLY WANTED TO CASH IT IN 193 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:11,834 ON THE BIKINI BOTTOM BLACK MARKET. 194 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:13,500 WELL, NOT IF I CATCH THAT VARMINT FIRST. 195 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:18,083 YOU, YA SEEN ANYBODY IN THESE PARTS 196 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:21,166 HAULIN' A FUR PELT? 197 00:07:21,291 --> 00:07:22,875 [laughs] 198 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,166 LOOK IT, A NAKED CHIPMUNK. 199 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:26,458 [laughter] 200 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:27,333 CHIPMUNK? 201 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:29,917 [laughter] 202 00:07:30,041 --> 00:07:32,667 WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT GETTING MY FUR STOLE? 203 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:36,417 - AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF HAVING YOUR PINK RAT FLESH EXPOSED? 204 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:37,750 - [together] YEAH. 205 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,208 - WITH THIS MUCH ATTENTION, THAT NO-GOOD FUR THIEF 206 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:42,166 WILL SEE ME COMIN' A MILE AWAY. 207 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,458 I BEST FIND SOMETHIN' TO COVER MY HIND END. 208 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,000 [gasps] 209 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,750 [percussive music] 210 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:53,083 TIME TO GO CATCH ME SOME SCUM. 211 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,750 - NOW THAT WE'RE GRILLIN', WE CAN WORK ON THE FIXINGS. 212 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:59,875 SEE, THERE ARE TWO PATTIES HERE. 213 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:02,208 BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO SLICING AND DICING 214 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,291 WE ALWAYS START WITH THE WASHING. 215 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,250 WE'LL BEGIN WITH THE SEAWEED. 216 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:10,917 - OKAY, I'LL STAND ON THAT SIDE FOR A BETTER VIEW. 217 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:13,125 - OKEYDOKEY, BUT PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, 218 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,000 FOR CLEANLINESS IS THE PUBLIC'S LAST DEFENSE 219 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,417 AGAINST A LIFE OF HORRIBLE DISEASE. 220 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:18,375 THERE IT IS. 221 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,959 - ALWAYS ENSURE THAT YOUR BRUSH IS ADEQUATELY LATHERED. 222 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,291 THEN THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE SURFACE... 223 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:26,917 ALWAYS MAKING SURE TO GET BOTH SIDES. 224 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:28,458 THAT'S NICE. 225 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:29,917 THAT'S INTERESTING. 226 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:32,166 ALMOST THERE. 227 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:34,917 - THEN LAY IT DOWN ONTO THE DRYING RACK 228 00:08:35,041 --> 00:08:36,625 AND WE'LL ENGAGE OUR DRYING PHASE, HMM. 229 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,709 SANDY! 230 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:38,667 - WHAT? NOTHING. 231 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:41,250 REMEMBER, NEVER OVERDRY. 232 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:43,000 OTHERWISE, THE SEAWEED BECOMES BRITTLE AND CRACKS. 233 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:47,709 - THAT DASTARDLY RUSTLER'S GOT TO BE 234 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,875 SOMEWHERE IN THESE PARTS. 235 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,750 [crackling] 236 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,375 - HEY LOOK, A HAIRLESS GOAT. 237 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,333 [laughter] 238 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,458 [camera shutter clicks] 239 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,250 STEADY, STEADY. 240 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,083 NICE. 241 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,375 OH, YOU'RE OFF-CENTER BY 3.6 MILLIMETERS. 242 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,458 MMMPH, TRY IT AGAIN, SANDY. 243 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:11,709 AAGH! 244 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:16,041 THIS IS GETTING SO TEDIOUS. 245 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,208 MAYBE YOU SHOULD DEMONSTRATE A FEW MORE TIMES 246 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,417 SO I CAN GET THE HANG OF IT. 247 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:25,458 - OR WE COULD ADDRESS YOUR PROBLEM AREAS DIRECTLY. 248 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,500 ARE YOU STRUGGLING WITH THE FINAL WRIST FLICK? 249 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,709 OR IS YOUR DIFFICULTY WITH THE INITIAL TRANSFER MOVE? 250 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,375 GAAAH! 251 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,583 [panting] 252 00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:35,417 I'M TIRED OF RUNNING. 253 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,375 - TIME TO TAKE A STAND. - [gasps] 254 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,667 A NUDIST FERRET. 255 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:41,542 GET IN THE CAR, KIDS. 256 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,208 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 257 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,000 I-- 258 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,500 GET OUT OF HERE. 259 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,834 [shouting] 260 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:49,000 UNBELIEVABLE. 261 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,000 I BETTER GO UNDERGROUND. 262 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,875 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 263 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,792 IF I'M EVER GONNA CATCH THIS THUG, 264 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,875 I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP. 265 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,750 - OH, STILL OFF BY THAT MUCH. 266 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:03,917 TRY IT AGAIN. 267 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:05,041 [groans] 268 00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,834 OOH, TRY AGAIN. 269 00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:09,417 MM, TRY AGAIN. 270 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,166 OH, TRY AGAIN. 271 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,166 OH, TRY AGAIN. 272 00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:16,959 OH, TRY AGAIN. 273 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,041 AAARGH! 274 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,542 YOU TRY IT AGAIN! 275 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,291 I'M MAKIN' MY MOVE. 276 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,709 IT'S FINALLY MINE! 277 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,500 TIME TO KICK THIS BABY INTO FOUR-CLAW DRIVE. 278 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:32,166 WAIT, SANDY. 279 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,166 WE CAN WORK THIS OUT! 280 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:37,000 MY PELT! 281 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,583 MR. KRABS! 282 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,542 SANDY'S MAKIN' OFF WITH THE FORMULA! 283 00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,000 SANDY, YOU'RE NAKED, 284 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,542 AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON. 285 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,917 - UNHAND MY PELT, YOU UNKNOWN VARMINT! 286 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,375 - ONLY FROM MY COLD, DEAD FEELERS. 287 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,041 PLANKTON! 288 00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,417 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS YOUR DOIN'. 289 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,917 NOW FEEL THIS! 290 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,542 HI-YA! 291 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,458 PWAA! 292 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:01,458 crash! 293 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,625 GOT YA! 294 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:11,667 AND NOW FOR THE APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT FOR A NO-GOOD, 295 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,458 YELLA BELLY LIKE YOURSELF. 296 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,667 MY EYE! 297 00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:18,959 THIS CONDIMENT IS HIGHLY IRRITATING TO MY EYE. 298 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,166 OH, THANK YOU, SANDY. 299 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,291 THANK YOU, SANDY. 300 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:24,542 UH, SURE, MR. KRABS. 301 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:27,333 - WE'LL TAKE THAT SICKO OFF YOUR HANDS. 302 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:29,583 - COPS, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE. 303 00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,709 TAKE THE SICKO AWAY! 304 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:34,250 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE REFERRING TO YOU, MA'AM. 305 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:37,709 PUBLIC NUDITY IS AGAINST THE LAW IN THIS COUNTY. 306 00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:39,500 BUT DON'T FRET. 307 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:42,458 YOU'LL LOOK JUST FINE IN PRISON ORANGE. 308 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,333 - [sighs] OH. 309 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:49,208 [surf guitar music] 310 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:56,500 ♪ ♪ 311 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:59,417 [thunder crackles] 312 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:02,291 [carnival music] 313 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,166 ♪ ♪ 314 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,000 EH, THAT'S THE LIFE 315 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:08,709 PLANKTON! 316 00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:11,000 HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT. 317 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,792 - AND I'M TIRED OF WATCHING YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY. 318 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,375 ADMIT IT, THE CHUM BUCKET IS A TOTAL FAILURE. 319 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,750 IT IS NOT! 320 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,542 BUSINESS IS JUST SLOW. 321 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:20,500 NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH. 322 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:21,959 IF YOU'D TAKE MY ADVICE, 323 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:22,959 THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE WOULD BE YOURS. 324 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:25,125 [laughs] 325 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,208 YOU? 326 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,792 YOU'RE JUST A COMPUTER. 327 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,000 I'M THE EVIL GENIUS AROUND HERE. 328 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,583 [door bangs open] 329 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,041 - THIS IS IT, SON, THE CHUM BUCKET. 330 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,208 - LOOKS LIKE THIS FAILURE HAS A CUSTOMER. 331 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,417 HELLO. 332 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,500 ARE YOU LOST? 333 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,166 NO, WE'RE NOT LOST. 334 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,291 I PROMISED MY BOY I'D TAKE HIM TO THE CHUM BUCKET TODAY. 335 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,875 REALLY? 336 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,208 - WOW, LOOK AT THAT ORDER WINDOW! 337 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,125 IT'S COMPLETELY COVERED IN GRIME AND FILTH. 338 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,375 COOL. 339 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,500 [sniffing] 340 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,333 SMELL THAT AIR! 341 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,041 [sniffs] 342 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,041 IT MAKES ME WANT TO HURL. 343 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,375 [laughs] 344 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,667 I THINK THE CHUM BUCKET IS THE HIGH POINT OF OUR TOUR. 345 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:02,709 YOUR TOUR? 346 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,125 THAT'S RIGHT. 347 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,083 WE'RE VISITING THE MOST DISGUSTING PLACES 348 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,083 IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 349 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,875 AND SO FAR, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE. 350 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,291 FAREWELL, YOU FILTHY LITTLE FELLA. 351 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,458 WHAT DO YA SAY WE TRY THE CITY DUMP NEXT? 352 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,458 OH, BOY. 353 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,083 [groans] 354 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,458 SO HOW'D IT GO? 355 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,542 YOU'RE RIGHT. 356 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,875 I'M SUCH A FAILURE. 357 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,667 - AWW. SO, DO YOU GIVE UP? 358 00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:25,625 - YES. - YOU'LL DO WHAT I TELL YOU NOW? 359 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,375 - YES. - HERE'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. 360 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:31,417 YOU WANT THE PATTY RECIPE, THEN GO TO THE MAN WHO WROTE IT. 361 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:32,542 EUGENE KRABS. 362 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:33,917 RIGHT. 363 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,375 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE? 364 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,875 WITH MY MIND CONNECTOR, 365 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,875 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO READ KRABS' MIND, 366 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,458 TRANSFERRING THE RECIPE 367 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,667 DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TEENY, TINY, LITTLE BRAIN. 368 00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,917 - WOW, THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 369 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:46,959 WHOA! 370 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,959 UM, K-KAREN? 371 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:50,750 WHOA! 372 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:51,959 HOLD STILL. 373 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,208 MMPH! 374 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,667 YOU'LL NEED THIS. 375 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:59,250 - AND JUST HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ATTACH IT TO KRABS' BRAIN? 376 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,375 LEAVE THAT TO ME, HON. 377 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,542 thwump! 378 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,750 PREPARE FOR LAUNCH. 379 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,667 TARGET IN RANGE. 380 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,375 LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED. 381 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,375 NO, WAIT! 382 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,333 THERE HE IS! 383 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,041 GET OUT OF THE WAY! 384 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,709 THIS IS IT! 385 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,166 MOVE IT! 386 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,375 HA, HA! 387 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,291 YOU'RE MINE. 388 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:22,875 HEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT 389 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,458 THIS LIFE-SIZE CUTOUT OF YOU, MR. KRABS? 390 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,041 NO! 391 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,291 AAH! 392 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,125 OOF! 393 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,792 - I TOLD YA TO STOP PLAYIN' WITH THAT THING 394 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:34,250 AND GET BACK TO WORK. 395 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,959 - UGH. GREAT. 396 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,041 PLANKTON, WHAT HAPPENED? 397 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,959 - THANKS TO YOUR BRILLIANT AIM, HONEY, 398 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:44,125 I'M STUCK INSIDE THAT FOOL OF A FRY COOK. 399 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,125 - WELL, HONEY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE PLANS. 400 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,709 PLUG INTO HIS EYES AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE. 401 00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:56,875 HUH? 402 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,125 HEY, SQUIDWARD, WE BLEW A FUSE. 403 00:14:59,250 --> 00:14:59,834 - I'M GONNA BLOW A FUSE IF YOU DON'T GET THAT ORDER UP. 404 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,208 IT WORKS! 405 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,959 I CAN SEE EVERYTHING SPONGEBOB SEES. 406 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,417 - HEY, CAN SOMEBODY HIT THE LIGHTS? 407 00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:10,041 - SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THE KRABBY PATTY FOR ORDER 17? 408 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,458 OH, SQUIDWARD, IS THAT YOU? 409 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,542 OH, IT'S SO DARK IN HERE. 410 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,917 I CAN'T SEE A THING. 411 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,041 - CAN YOU JUST GET THE KRABBY PATTY? 412 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,500 SURE THING, SQUIDWARD. 413 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,959 ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP. 414 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,583 - HE'S GOING TO MAKE A KRABBY PATTY 415 00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:23,792 RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 416 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:24,792 - OH, NOW, WHERE ARE THOSE PATTIES? 417 00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:25,709 NO, NUH-UH. 418 00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:26,875 NUH, NO. 419 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,959 AH, THERE YOU ARE, PATTY! 420 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,750 ADD ONE FLUFFY BUN LIKE SO 421 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,208 AND A SQUIRT OF SPECIAL SAUCE. 422 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,667 - HEH, HEH, SPECIAL SAUCE. 423 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,417 WAIT, SOAP IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE? 424 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,083 - THEN YOU GRAB YOURSELF SOME LETTUCE. 425 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,625 AND VOILA! 426 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,500 ONE PERFECT KRABBY PATTY! 427 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,792 I ONLY WISH I COULD SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS. 428 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,709 NUMBER 17, YOUR PATTY IS READY. 429 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:49,875 WHOA. 430 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,208 WATCH YOUR STEP, SQUIDWARD. 431 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,041 IT IS PITCH BLACK OUT HERE. 432 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,500 - DON'T KNOW; DON'T WANT TO. 433 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,417 ORDER NUMBER 17. 434 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,375 ORDER NUMBER 17? 435 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,000 ORDER 17? 436 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:03,834 NOPE. 437 00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,291 HMMM, NO. 438 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,542 thwack! 439 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,542 ORDER 17? 440 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,959 ORDER 17. 441 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,375 YOUR KRABBY PATTY, MA'AM. 442 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,792 THAT'S IT. 443 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,250 I'M TRYING SOMETHING ELSE. 444 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,125 boing! 445 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,750 WHERE ARE THOSE EARDRUMS? 446 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,166 HEY, THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON. 447 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:30,959 AAH! 448 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,583 MR. KRABS. 449 00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:36,458 HELP ME, MR. KRABS. 450 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,458 I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES. 451 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,375 PLEASE TELL ME THE SECRET RECIPE AGAIN. 452 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,792 [panting] 453 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,834 FINALLY, THE EAR DRUM. 454 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,250 WHEW. 455 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,500 NOW, I'LL JUST UNPLUG THIS THING. 456 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:48,750 [grunts] 457 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,250 NEED A LITTLE REFRESHER, EH? 458 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,458 OKAY, BOY. 459 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,000 I'LL RUN THROUGH THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA 460 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,166 ONE MORE TIME. 461 00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,000 FIRST... 462 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,458 - LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN TUNE IN HERE. 463 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,166 HMM. 464 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,333 - THE SECRET OF THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS... 465 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,917 JACKPOT! 466 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:10,917 HUH? 467 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,625 I SAID, 468 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,291 THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS... 469 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,166 - COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE? 470 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,166 - THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS... 471 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,417 - WHAT? - HOLD ON. 472 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:25,125 HERE IT COMES. 473 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:29,250 - THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS... 474 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,250 AAAAH! 475 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,500 DNNH! 476 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,959 UUGH! 477 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,709 WOOMPH. 478 00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,667 I HATE MY LIFE! 479 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,250 IS THIS THING LOUD ENOUGH? 480 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,000 - OH, SURE, I CAN HEAR YOU FINE NOW. 481 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,375 WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN? 482 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,417 - OH, IT, UH-- 483 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,000 YOU KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER. 484 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:46,959 ME NEITHER. 485 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:47,959 SO WE GOOD? 486 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,542 YEAH. 487 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,667 - GET OUT. - OKAY! 488 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:53,291 - ENOUGH WITH THESE PETTY CARNAL SENSES. 489 00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,250 IF I'M GOING TO GET THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE, 490 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,709 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO TO COMMAND CENTRAL... 491 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,333 [evil laughter] 492 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,250 THE BRAIN. 493 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,041 honk! 494 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,208 [evil laughter] 495 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,834 UGH! 496 00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,917 HI, FRIEND. 497 00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,041 WHY AM I MAKING IDIOTIC COMMENTS?! 498 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,083 [gasps] 499 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,875 SUPERFICIAL GREETINGS? 500 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,500 WHAT KIND OF IDIOT-- 501 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,500 PERSONAL OPINIONS? 502 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,000 KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES? 503 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,250 NO, NO, NO, NO! 504 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,291 THIS IS ALL USELESS! 505 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:27,041 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO IN DEEPER. 506 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,375 squish! 507 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,375 UGH. 508 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,500 WHERE AM I? 509 00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,500 [meows] 510 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,875 [squishing sounds] 511 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500 EW. 512 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,250 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 513 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,208 NOW, WHERE DO MORONS KEEP ALL THEIR SECRETS? 514 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:49,750 NOPE. 515 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,583 [squishing sounds] 516 00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,208 DOESN'T THIS KID HAVE ANY SECRETS? 517 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,083 AHA! 518 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,750 THE LIBRARY, 519 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,333 WHERE HE KEEPS RECORDS OF HIS EVERY THOUGHT. 520 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,709 ALL OF HIS DEEPEST, JUICIEST SECRETS. 521 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,917 [grunting] 522 00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,834 IN CONVENIENT ALPHABETICAL ORDER. 523 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,417 LOOK AT THAT. 524 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,166 "Q," "R," "S." 525 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,959 "SOUNDS THAT MAKE SQUIDWARD UPSET"? 526 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,000 [annoying laughter] 527 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,542 - "PATRICK'S FAVORITE PLACES TO BE SCRATCHED"? 528 00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,709 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 529 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,709 - UH, UH, SCRATCHING! 530 00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:38,417 - AAGH, ALL OF THESE SECRETS ARE LAME. 531 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,792 WAIT A MINUTE. 532 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,041 WHAT'S THIS? 533 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,875 THE SECRET RECIPE ISN'T IN THE BRAIN? 534 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,417 IT'S LOCATED IN THE HEART. 535 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,417 HOW CHEESY. 536 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,458 [tinkling] 537 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,542 thwump! 538 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,542 UGH. 539 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,166 UH. 540 00:19:57,291 --> 00:20:00,250 THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE. 541 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,000 YES, YES, YES! 542 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,083 HERE IT IS! 543 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,583 [lips smacking] 544 00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:07,291 MY MOUTH IS WATERING. 545 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:09,333 MY TASTE BUDS ARE TINGLING. 546 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,625 [tinkling] 547 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,000 MM, MM. OH, YEAH. 548 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,458 IT FEELS SO GOOD. 549 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,291 I CAN FEEL IT ALL THE WAY TO MY FINGER... 550 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,417 STUMPS. 551 00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:23,333 ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS COMING TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY. 552 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,041 AND IT'S ALL MINE! 553 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:28,250 [evil laughter] 554 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,125 HWUH. 555 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,625 OKAY, THAT WAS WEIRD. 556 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,333 LIKE I WAS SAYING, THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE 557 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,250 IS THE DELICIOUS SOLE PROPERTY OF THE KRUSTY KRAB. 558 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,291 HWUH. 559 00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,458 WHO SAID THAT?! 560 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,375 [groaning] 561 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:46,750 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 562 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,625 SO WARM AND... 563 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,291 [gasps] FUZZY. 564 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,583 IT'S-- 565 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,542 pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! 566 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,583 IT'S... 567 00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,000 ping! ping! ping! 568 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,625 [shattering sounds] 569 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,500 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 570 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,583 [laughs] 571 00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:12,583 ALL OF THE DELICIOUS INGREDIENTS LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY. 572 00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,917 YOU GOT THE RECIPE? 573 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,417 {\an8}I SURE DID. 574 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,917 {\an8}- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 575 00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,333 {\an8}BRING IT BACK TO THE CHUM BUCKET. 576 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:22,083 {\an8}- KAREN, WOULDN'T THAT BE STEALING? 577 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,458 {\an8}- WHAT? STEALING? 578 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,083 {\an8}THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE 579 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,417 {\an8}IS THE DELICIOUS SOLE PROPERTY OF THE KRUSTY KRAB. 580 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:28,542 OH, BROTHER. 581 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,542 beep! 582 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,083 thwack! 583 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,083 [whirring] 584 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,500 HEY, EVERYBODY! 585 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,083 WAIT, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY. 586 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,500 NOW, WHAT WAS IT? 587 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,583 thwack! 588 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:53,333 [groaning] 589 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,709 [slurping] 590 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:56,709 pop! 591 00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:57,709 hiss! 592 00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,375 HUH? 593 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,417 [groaning] 594 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:07,709 pop! 595 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,458 pop! 596 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:11,625 pop! 597 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,291 sproing! 598 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,000 [shattering sounds] 599 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,959 [relaxed sigh] 600 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:21,625 OH, WELL. 601 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,250 NEVER MIND. 602 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,625 thwack! 603 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:35,291 WELL, WHERE'S THE RECIPE? 604 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,375 THE WHAT? 605 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,500 I KNEW YOU'D LOUSE THIS UP. 606 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,625 LOUSE WHAT UP? 607 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:47,083 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 608 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:50,166 [lilting ukulele music] 609 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:58,000 ♪ ♪ 610 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:27,291 {\an8}[kids laughing]