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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat ukulele music]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[coughing]
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UGH.
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ALL THE WAY
FROM THE BAKERY.
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BUT IT'LL BE ALL WORTH IT
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WHEN I FINALLY GET MY HANDS
ON A KRABBY PATTY.
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- ♪ SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP,
BA-DOOP, WAH ♪
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♪ SHOOBIE, DOO-DOO, BA-DOOP ♪
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HERE WE GO.
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[evil laughter]
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- ♪ LA-DA-DA, LOO, DA-DA ♪
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[sniffs]
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AHH.
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PERFECT.
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HE'S HEADED FOR THE FRONT DOOR.
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NOW'S THE TIME TO MAKE MY EXIT.
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HERE YA GO, SANDY.
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A SPECIAL KRABBY PATTY
FOR A SPECIAL FRIEND.
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WHY, THANKS, SPONGEBOB.
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I SURE AM OBLIGED.
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I LOVE THESE THINGS,
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BUT IT'S ALWAYS
A LITTLE TRICKY EATIN' ONE.
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PARDON ME.
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OH, NO.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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WHOA!
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OOH!
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[munching and gulping]
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[squeaking sounds]
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[munching]
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EWWW.
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[gasps]
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NO WATER.
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CAN'T BREATHE.
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[snarfing]
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[sighs heavily]
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- ♪ LA-DA-DA-DEE,
DA-DA-DA-DEE ♪
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TIME TO GET
THIS STINKY THING OFF
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[ripping sounds]
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[sniffing]
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BOY, THAT'S RIPE.
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♪ A-DOOP-A-DOOP,
A-DOOP-DOOP-DOOP ♪
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♪ DOOP-A-DOOP-A-DOO ♪
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[gasps]
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHERE AM I?
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- ♪ A-DOOP-A-DOOP,
DOOP-DOO-DOO ♪
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♪ A-SCRUB, SCRUB, SCRUB
IN THE TUB, TUB, TUB ♪
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- WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S OCEAN
IS THAT REPULSIVE THING?
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- MM-MMM.
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NOTHIN' LIKE A HOT SHOWER
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TO MAKE A SQUIRREL
FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN.
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SANDY CHEEKS?
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BUT WHERE'S HER FUR?
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WOW!
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WAIT A MINUTE...
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THAT'S IT!
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I THINK I'VE JUST FOUND OUT
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HOW TO GET
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA
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ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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- ♪ SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP
SHOOBIE, DOOP-DOOP ♪
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♪ GETTING CLEAN ♪
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♪ NO FLEAS ON ME ♪
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♪ I'M GETTING CLEAN ♪
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♪ DOOP-A-DOO ♪
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- HOPE YOU LIKE LONG SHOWERS,
SQUIRREL.
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- WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT?
WHAT IS THAT?
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- OUR TICKET
TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA,
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THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.
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- OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
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AS SERIOUS AS A SHARK ATTACK.
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AHH.
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NOW IT'S TIME TO RING OUT
MY STINKY FUR COAT.
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WHAT IN TARNATION?
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MAYBE I LEFT IT OUTSIDE.
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[groaning]
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I'M LOCKED IN!!
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HI-YA!
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SOME LOW-LIFE VARMINT
STOLE MY THINGS
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AND BROKE INTO MY HOME.
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MY HOME!
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I'M GONNA GET THAT
SON OF A GUITAR PICKER!
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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- OKAY, KAREN,
WISH ME LUCK!
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[mechanical whirring]
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REPULSIVE.
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[laughs]
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THIS IS GONNA WORK LIKE A CHARM.
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honk!
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WATCH WHERE YOU'RE STANDING,
CORAL BRAINS.
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SANDY?
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YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
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HEY, YOU GOT TO STOP EATING
AT THE CHUM BUCKET.
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THAT STUFF
WILL ROT YOUR INSIDES.
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LIES, LIES!
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THE CHUM BUCKET WILL ALWAYS BE
MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT!
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- SANDY, YOU DON'T SOUND
LIKE YOURSELF.
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- [mimicking Sandy]
NO, SANDY IS HERSELF.
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NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS
IN ANY WAY, Y'ALL.
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- WELL, AS LONG AS THERE'S
NO REASON TO BE SUSPICIOUS.
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HUH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
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I GOT TO PERFECT
THAT TEXAS DRAWL.
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YEE-HAW.
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YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW, YEE-HAW.
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crash!
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HOWDY, PARTNER.
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smash!
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SANDY, YOU'RE BACK.
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- YEP, THAT KRABBY PATTY
WAS SO DARN GOOD,
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I GOT TO SEE
HOW YOU MAKE ONE.
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- HUH, SAY, SANDY,
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
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- UH, WHAT'RE Y'ALL TALKING
ABOUT, SPONGEBOB?
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IT'S YER OLE PAL
IN THE LIVING FUR.
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- YEAH, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
IS DIFFERENT.
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I JUST CAN'T PUT
MY FINGER ON IT.
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- PLEASE DON'T PUT
YOUR FINGER ON IT.
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I GOT IT!
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YOU'RE NOT WEARING
YOUR SPACE SUIT AND HELMET!
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UH, YEAH.
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THAT'S, UH...
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CAUSE, UH...
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I JUST BREATHE UNDERWATER NOW.
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IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
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LET'S GET COOKIN'!
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WHEW.
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[sniffs]
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THE GOOEY FRESHNESS
THAT IS THE KRABBY PATTY PATTY.
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- LET ME STOP YOU THERE,
SQUAREPANTS.
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I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED TO KNOW
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HOW Y'ALL MAKE
ONE OF THEM THERE PATTIES.
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[laughs]
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NO CAN DO, BUDDY.
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THAT WOULD REQUIRE
REVEALING THE SECRET FORMULA,
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AND THAT IS EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN
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AS PER MY CURRENT
LABOR CONTRACT.
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- YEAH, BUT THIS IS
YER OLD BUDDY SANDY CHEEKS.
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WHY, YOU AND ME ARE AS CLOSER
'N TWO CATFISH IN A SKILLET.
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AH, SANDY,
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SECTION 934.44-929B
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SPECIFICALLY PROHIBITS
THE DISCLOSURE
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OF THE SECRET FORMULA
TO FRIENDS,
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EVEN WHEN THOSE FRIENDS
ARE QUOTE:
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"CLOSER 'N TWO CATFISH
IN A SKILLET."
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CURSE YOU, KRABS!
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- BUT I CAN SHOW YOU
ALL THE OTHER INS AND OUTS
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OF MAKING A STEAMY KRABBY PATTY.
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FIRST, I MAKE SURE I'M
AT THE COMFORTABLE
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GRILLING TEMPERATURE
OF 274 DEGREES.
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AND NOW WE ARE GUH-RILLING.
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- AND APPROXIMATELY HOW LONG
DO YOU COOK A PATTY?
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A KRABBY PATTY IS COOKED
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FOR EXACTLY 283 SECONDS
ON EACH SIDE.
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283 SECONDS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GETTING ALL THIS
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STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE.
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HOW COULD THIS GET ANY EASIER?
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- I'M PUTTIN'
THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY FORMULA
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OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT.
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- YEE-HAW!
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YEAH, ANYWAY...
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I'M GONNA LEAVE IT OUT HERE
WHILE I CLEAN OUT THE SAFE.
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DON'T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT,
BOY-O.
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- YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME,
MR. K.
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- OH-HO, MAN!
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THAT SECRET FORMULA
IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
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- THE NO-GOOD WHO NABBED MY PELT
SURELY CAME HERE.
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PROBABLY WANTED TO CASH IT IN
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ON THE BIKINI BOTTOM
BLACK MARKET.
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WELL, NOT IF I CATCH
THAT VARMINT FIRST.
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YOU, YA SEEN ANYBODY
IN THESE PARTS
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HAULIN' A FUR PELT?
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[laughs]
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LOOK IT,
A NAKED CHIPMUNK.
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[laughter]
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CHIPMUNK?
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[laughter]
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WHAT IS SO FUNNY
ABOUT GETTING MY FUR STOLE?
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- AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF HAVING
YOUR PINK RAT FLESH EXPOSED?
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- [together]
YEAH.
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- WITH THIS MUCH ATTENTION,
THAT NO-GOOD FUR THIEF
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WILL SEE ME COMIN' A MILE AWAY.
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I BEST FIND SOMETHIN'
TO COVER MY HIND END.
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[gasps]
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[percussive music]
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TIME TO GO CATCH ME SOME SCUM.
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- NOW THAT WE'RE GRILLIN',
WE CAN WORK ON THE FIXINGS.
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SEE, THERE ARE TWO PATTIES HERE.
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BUT BEFORE WE GET
INTO SLICING AND DICING
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WE ALWAYS START
WITH THE WASHING.
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WE'LL BEGIN WITH THE SEAWEED.
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- OKAY, I'LL STAND ON THAT SIDE
FOR A BETTER VIEW.
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- OKEYDOKEY,
BUT PAY CLOSE ATTENTION,
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FOR CLEANLINESS
IS THE PUBLIC'S LAST DEFENSE
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AGAINST A LIFE
OF HORRIBLE DISEASE.
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THERE IT IS.
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- ALWAYS ENSURE THAT YOUR BRUSH
IS ADEQUATELY LATHERED.
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THEN THOROUGHLY CLEAN
THE SURFACE...
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ALWAYS MAKING SURE
TO GET BOTH SIDES.
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THAT'S NICE.
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THAT'S INTERESTING.
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ALMOST THERE.
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- THEN LAY IT DOWN
ONTO THE DRYING RACK
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AND WE'LL ENGAGE
OUR DRYING PHASE, HMM.
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SANDY!
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- WHAT?
NOTHING.
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REMEMBER, NEVER OVERDRY.
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OTHERWISE, THE SEAWEED
BECOMES BRITTLE AND CRACKS.
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- THAT DASTARDLY RUSTLER'S
GOT TO BE
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SOMEWHERE IN THESE PARTS.
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[crackling]
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- HEY LOOK,
A HAIRLESS GOAT.
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[laughter]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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STEADY, STEADY.
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NICE.
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OH, YOU'RE OFF-CENTER
BY 3.6 MILLIMETERS.
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MMMPH,
TRY IT AGAIN, SANDY.
243
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AAGH!
244
00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:16,041
THIS IS GETTING SO TEDIOUS.
245
00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,208
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DEMONSTRATE
A FEW MORE TIMES
246
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,417
SO I CAN GET THE HANG OF IT.
247
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:25,458
- OR WE COULD ADDRESS
YOUR PROBLEM AREAS DIRECTLY.
248
00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,500
ARE YOU STRUGGLING
WITH THE FINAL WRIST FLICK?
249
00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,709
OR IS YOUR DIFFICULTY
WITH THE INITIAL TRANSFER MOVE?
250
00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,375
GAAAH!
251
00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,583
[panting]
252
00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:35,417
I'M TIRED OF RUNNING.
253
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,375
- TIME TO TAKE A STAND.
- [gasps]
254
00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,667
A NUDIST FERRET.
255
00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:41,542
GET IN THE CAR, KIDS.
256
00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,208
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
257
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,000
I--
258
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,500
GET OUT OF HERE.
259
00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,834
[shouting]
260
00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:49,000
UNBELIEVABLE.
261
00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,000
I BETTER GO UNDERGROUND.
262
00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,875
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
263
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,792
IF I'M EVER GONNA CATCH
THIS THUG,
264
00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,875
I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP.
265
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,750
- OH, STILL OFF
BY THAT MUCH.
266
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:03,917
TRY IT AGAIN.
267
00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:05,041
[groans]
268
00:10:05,834 --> 00:10:07,834
OOH, TRY AGAIN.
269
00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:09,417
MM, TRY AGAIN.
270
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,166
OH, TRY AGAIN.
271
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,166
OH, TRY AGAIN.
272
00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:16,959
OH, TRY AGAIN.
273
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,041
AAARGH!
274
00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,542
YOU TRY IT AGAIN!
275
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,291
I'M MAKIN' MY MOVE.
276
00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,709
IT'S FINALLY MINE!
277
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,500
TIME TO KICK THIS BABY
INTO FOUR-CLAW DRIVE.
278
00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:32,166
WAIT, SANDY.
279
00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,166
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!
280
00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:37,000
MY PELT!
281
00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,583
MR. KRABS!
282
00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:41,542
SANDY'S MAKIN' OFF
WITH THE FORMULA!
283
00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,000
SANDY, YOU'RE NAKED,
284
00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,542
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY CLOTHES ON.
285
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,917
- UNHAND MY PELT,
YOU UNKNOWN VARMINT!
286
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,375
- ONLY FROM MY COLD,
DEAD FEELERS.
287
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,041
PLANKTON!
288
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,417
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
THIS WAS YOUR DOIN'.
289
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,917
NOW FEEL THIS!
290
00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,542
HI-YA!
291
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,458
PWAA!
292
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:01,458
crash!
293
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,625
GOT YA!
294
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:11,667
AND NOW FOR THE APPROPRIATE
PUNISHMENT FOR A NO-GOOD,
295
00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,458
YELLA BELLY LIKE YOURSELF.
296
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,667
MY EYE!
297
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:18,959
THIS CONDIMENT
IS HIGHLY IRRITATING TO MY EYE.
298
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,166
OH, THANK YOU, SANDY.
299
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,291
THANK YOU, SANDY.
300
00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:24,542
UH, SURE, MR. KRABS.
301
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:27,333
- WE'LL TAKE THAT SICKO
OFF YOUR HANDS.
302
00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:29,583
- COPS,
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.
303
00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,709
TAKE THE SICKO AWAY!
304
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:34,250
- ACTUALLY, WE'RE REFERRING
TO YOU, MA'AM.
305
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:37,709
PUBLIC NUDITY IS AGAINST THE LAW
IN THIS COUNTY.
306
00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:39,500
BUT DON'T FRET.
307
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:42,458
YOU'LL LOOK JUST FINE
IN PRISON ORANGE.
308
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,333
- [sighs]
OH.
309
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:49,208
[surf guitar music]
310
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:56,500
♪ ♪
311
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:59,417
[thunder crackles]
312
00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:02,291
[carnival music]
313
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,166
♪ ♪
314
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,000
EH, THAT'S THE LIFE
315
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:08,709
PLANKTON!
316
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:11,000
HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.
317
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,792
- AND I'M TIRED OF WATCHING YOU
SIT AROUND ALL DAY.
318
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,375
ADMIT IT, THE CHUM BUCKET
IS A TOTAL FAILURE.
319
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,750
IT IS NOT!
320
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,542
BUSINESS IS JUST SLOW.
321
00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:20,500
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH.
322
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:21,959
IF YOU'D TAKE MY ADVICE,
323
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:22,959
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE
WOULD BE YOURS.
324
00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:25,125
[laughs]
325
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,208
YOU?
326
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,792
YOU'RE JUST A COMPUTER.
327
00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,000
I'M THE EVIL GENIUS AROUND HERE.
328
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,583
[door bangs open]
329
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,041
- THIS IS IT, SON,
THE CHUM BUCKET.
330
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,208
- LOOKS LIKE THIS FAILURE
HAS A CUSTOMER.
331
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,417
HELLO.
332
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,500
ARE YOU LOST?
333
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,166
NO, WE'RE NOT LOST.
334
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,291
I PROMISED MY BOY I'D TAKE HIM
TO THE CHUM BUCKET TODAY.
335
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,875
REALLY?
336
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,208
- WOW,
LOOK AT THAT ORDER WINDOW!
337
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,125
IT'S COMPLETELY COVERED
IN GRIME AND FILTH.
338
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,375
COOL.
339
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,500
[sniffing]
340
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,333
SMELL THAT AIR!
341
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,041
[sniffs]
342
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,041
IT MAKES ME WANT TO HURL.
343
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,375
[laughs]
344
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,667
I THINK THE CHUM BUCKET
IS THE HIGH POINT OF OUR TOUR.
345
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:02,709
YOUR TOUR?
346
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,125
THAT'S RIGHT.
347
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,083
WE'RE VISITING
THE MOST DISGUSTING PLACES
348
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,083
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
349
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,875
AND SO FAR,
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.
350
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,291
FAREWELL,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE FELLA.
351
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,458
WHAT DO YA SAY
WE TRY THE CITY DUMP NEXT?
352
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,458
OH, BOY.
353
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,083
[groans]
354
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,458
SO HOW'D IT GO?
355
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,542
YOU'RE RIGHT.
356
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,875
I'M SUCH A FAILURE.
357
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,667
- AWW.
SO, DO YOU GIVE UP?
358
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:25,625
- YES.
- YOU'LL DO WHAT I TELL YOU NOW?
359
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,375
- YES.
- HERE'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.
360
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:31,417
YOU WANT THE PATTY RECIPE,
THEN GO TO THE MAN WHO WROTE IT.
361
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:32,542
EUGENE KRABS.
362
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:33,917
RIGHT.
363
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,375
WHY DIDN'T I THINK
OF THAT BEFORE?
364
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,875
WITH MY MIND CONNECTOR,
365
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,875
YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO READ KRABS' MIND,
366
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,458
TRANSFERRING THE RECIPE
367
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,667
DIRECTLY INTO YOUR TEENY,
TINY, LITTLE BRAIN.
368
00:13:43,792 --> 00:13:45,917
- WOW,
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
369
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:46,959
WHOA!
370
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,959
UM, K-KAREN?
371
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:50,750
WHOA!
372
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:51,959
HOLD STILL.
373
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,208
MMPH!
374
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,667
YOU'LL NEED THIS.
375
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:59,250
- AND JUST HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO ATTACH IT TO KRABS' BRAIN?
376
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,375
LEAVE THAT TO ME, HON.
377
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,542
thwump!
378
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,750
PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.
379
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,667
TARGET IN RANGE.
380
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,375
LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED.
381
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,375
NO, WAIT!
382
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,333
THERE HE IS!
383
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,041
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
384
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,709
THIS IS IT!
385
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,166
MOVE IT!
386
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,375
HA, HA!
387
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,291
YOU'RE MINE.
388
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:22,875
HEY, WHERE DO YOU WANT
389
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,458
THIS LIFE-SIZE CUTOUT
OF YOU, MR. KRABS?
390
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,041
NO!
391
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,291
AAH!
392
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,125
OOF!
393
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,792
- I TOLD YA TO STOP PLAYIN'
WITH THAT THING
394
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:34,250
AND GET BACK TO WORK.
395
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,959
- UGH.
GREAT.
396
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,041
PLANKTON, WHAT HAPPENED?
397
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:40,959
- THANKS TO YOUR BRILLIANT AIM,
HONEY,
398
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:44,125
I'M STUCK INSIDE
THAT FOOL OF A FRY COOK.
399
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,125
- WELL, HONEY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO CHANGE PLANS.
400
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,709
PLUG INTO HIS EYES
AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE.
401
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:56,875
HUH?
402
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,125
HEY, SQUIDWARD,
WE BLEW A FUSE.
403
00:14:59,250 --> 00:14:59,834
- I'M GONNA BLOW A FUSE
IF YOU DON'T GET THAT ORDER UP.
404
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:03,208
IT WORKS!
405
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,959
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING
SPONGEBOB SEES.
406
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,417
- HEY, CAN SOMEBODY HIT
THE LIGHTS?
407
00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:10,041
- SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S
THE KRABBY PATTY FOR ORDER 17?
408
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,458
OH, SQUIDWARD, IS THAT YOU?
409
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,542
OH, IT'S SO DARK IN HERE.
410
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,917
I CAN'T SEE A THING.
411
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,041
- CAN YOU JUST GET
THE KRABBY PATTY?
412
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,500
SURE THING, SQUIDWARD.
413
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,959
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP.
414
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,583
- HE'S GOING TO MAKE
A KRABBY PATTY
415
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:23,792
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
416
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:24,792
- OH, NOW,
WHERE ARE THOSE PATTIES?
417
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:25,709
NO, NUH-UH.
418
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:26,875
NUH, NO.
419
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,959
AH, THERE YOU ARE, PATTY!
420
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,750
ADD ONE FLUFFY BUN LIKE SO
421
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,208
AND A SQUIRT OF SPECIAL SAUCE.
422
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,667
- HEH, HEH,
SPECIAL SAUCE.
423
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,417
WAIT,
SOAP IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE?
424
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,083
- THEN YOU GRAB YOURSELF
SOME LETTUCE.
425
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,625
AND VOILA!
426
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,500
ONE PERFECT KRABBY PATTY!
427
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,792
I ONLY WISH I COULD SEE
HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS.
428
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,709
NUMBER 17, YOUR PATTY IS READY.
429
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:49,875
WHOA.
430
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,208
WATCH YOUR STEP, SQUIDWARD.
431
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,041
IT IS PITCH BLACK OUT HERE.
432
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,500
- DON'T KNOW;
DON'T WANT TO.
433
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,417
ORDER NUMBER 17.
434
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,375
ORDER NUMBER 17?
435
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,000
ORDER 17?
436
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:03,834
NOPE.
437
00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:05,291
HMMM, NO.
438
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,542
thwack!
439
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,542
ORDER 17?
440
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,959
ORDER 17.
441
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,375
YOUR KRABBY PATTY, MA'AM.
442
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,792
THAT'S IT.
443
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,250
I'M TRYING SOMETHING ELSE.
444
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,125
boing!
445
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,750
WHERE ARE THOSE EARDRUMS?
446
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,166
HEY, THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.
447
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:30,959
AAH!
448
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,583
MR. KRABS.
449
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:36,458
HELP ME, MR. KRABS.
450
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,458
I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW
TO MAKE KRABBY PATTIES.
451
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,375
PLEASE TELL ME
THE SECRET RECIPE AGAIN.
452
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,792
[panting]
453
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,834
FINALLY, THE EAR DRUM.
454
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,250
WHEW.
455
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,500
NOW, I'LL JUST UNPLUG
THIS THING.
456
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:48,750
[grunts]
457
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,250
NEED A LITTLE REFRESHER, EH?
458
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,458
OKAY, BOY.
459
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,000
I'LL RUN THROUGH
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA
460
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,166
ONE MORE TIME.
461
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,000
FIRST...
462
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,458
- LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN TUNE IN HERE.
463
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,166
HMM.
464
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,333
- THE SECRET OF
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...
465
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,917
JACKPOT!
466
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:10,917
HUH?
467
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,625
I SAID,
468
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,291
THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA IS...
469
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,166
- COULD YOU SPEAK
A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE?
470
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,166
- THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA IS...
471
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,417
- WHAT?
- HOLD ON.
472
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:25,125
HERE IT COMES.
473
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:29,250
- THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA IS...
474
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,250
AAAAH!
475
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,500
DNNH!
476
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,959
UUGH!
477
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,709
WOOMPH.
478
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,667
I HATE MY LIFE!
479
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,250
IS THIS THING LOUD ENOUGH?
480
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,000
- OH, SURE,
I CAN HEAR YOU FINE NOW.
481
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,375
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?
482
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,417
- OH, IT, UH--
483
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,000
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T REMEMBER.
484
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:46,959
ME NEITHER.
485
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:47,959
SO WE GOOD?
486
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,542
YEAH.
487
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,667
- GET OUT.
- OKAY!
488
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:53,291
- ENOUGH WITH
THESE PETTY CARNAL SENSES.
489
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,250
IF I'M GOING TO GET
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE,
490
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,709
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO
TO COMMAND CENTRAL...
491
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,333
[evil laughter]
492
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,250
THE BRAIN.
493
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,041
honk!
494
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,208
[evil laughter]
495
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,834
UGH!
496
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,917
HI, FRIEND.
497
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,041
WHY AM I MAKING
IDIOTIC COMMENTS?!
498
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,083
[gasps]
499
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,875
SUPERFICIAL GREETINGS?
500
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,500
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT--
501
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,500
PERSONAL OPINIONS?
502
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,000
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?
503
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,250
NO, NO, NO, NO!
504
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,291
THIS IS ALL USELESS!
505
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:27,041
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO IN DEEPER.
506
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,375
squish!
507
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,375
UGH.
508
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,500
WHERE AM I?
509
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,500
[meows]
510
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,875
[squishing sounds]
511
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500
EW.
512
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,250
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
513
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,208
NOW, WHERE DO MORONS
KEEP ALL THEIR SECRETS?
514
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:49,750
NOPE.
515
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,583
[squishing sounds]
516
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,208
DOESN'T THIS KID
HAVE ANY SECRETS?
517
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,083
AHA!
518
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,750
THE LIBRARY,
519
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,333
WHERE HE KEEPS RECORDS
OF HIS EVERY THOUGHT.
520
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,709
ALL OF HIS DEEPEST,
JUICIEST SECRETS.
521
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,917
[grunting]
522
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,834
IN CONVENIENT
ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
523
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,417
LOOK AT THAT.
524
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,166
"Q," "R," "S."
525
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,959
"SOUNDS THAT MAKE
SQUIDWARD UPSET"?
526
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,000
[annoying laughter]
527
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,542
- "PATRICK'S FAVORITE PLACES
TO BE SCRATCHED"?
528
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,709
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
529
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,709
- UH, UH,
SCRATCHING!
530
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:38,417
- AAGH, ALL OF THESE SECRETS
ARE LAME.
531
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,792
WAIT A MINUTE.
532
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,041
WHAT'S THIS?
533
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,875
THE SECRET RECIPE
ISN'T IN THE BRAIN?
534
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,417
IT'S LOCATED IN THE HEART.
535
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,417
HOW CHEESY.
536
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,458
[tinkling]
537
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,542
thwump!
538
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:55,542
UGH.
539
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,166
UH.
540
00:19:57,291 --> 00:20:00,250
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE.
541
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,000
YES, YES, YES!
542
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,083
HERE IT IS!
543
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,583
[lips smacking]
544
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:07,291
MY MOUTH IS WATERING.
545
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:09,333
MY TASTE BUDS ARE TINGLING.
546
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,625
[tinkling]
547
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,000
MM, MM.
OH, YEAH.
548
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,458
IT FEELS SO GOOD.
549
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,291
I CAN FEEL IT ALL THE WAY
TO MY FINGER...
550
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,417
STUMPS.
551
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:23,333
ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS COMING
TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY.
552
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,041
AND IT'S ALL MINE!
553
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:28,250
[evil laughter]
554
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,125
HWUH.
555
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,625
OKAY, THAT WAS WEIRD.
556
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,333
LIKE I WAS SAYING,
THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE
557
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,250
IS THE DELICIOUS SOLE PROPERTY
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.
558
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,291
HWUH.
559
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,458
WHO SAID THAT?!
560
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,375
[groaning]
561
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:46,750
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
562
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,625
SO WARM AND...
563
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,291
[gasps]
FUZZY.
564
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,583
IT'S--
565
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,542
pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!
566
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,583
IT'S...
567
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,000
ping! ping! ping!
568
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,625
[shattering sounds]
569
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,500
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
570
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,583
[laughs]
571
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:12,583
ALL OF THE DELICIOUS INGREDIENTS
LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY.
572
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,917
YOU GOT THE RECIPE?
573
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,417
{\an8}I SURE DID.
574
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,917
{\an8}- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
575
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,333
{\an8}BRING IT BACK
TO THE CHUM BUCKET.
576
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:22,083
{\an8}- KAREN, WOULDN'T THAT
BE STEALING?
577
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,458
{\an8}- WHAT?
STEALING?
578
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,083
{\an8}THE KRABBY PATTY RECIPE
579
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,417
{\an8}IS THE DELICIOUS SOLE PROPERTY
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB.
580
00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:28,542
OH, BROTHER.
581
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,542
beep!
582
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,083
thwack!
583
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,083
[whirring]
584
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,500
HEY, EVERYBODY!
585
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,083
WAIT, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.
586
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,500
NOW, WHAT WAS IT?
587
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,583
thwack!
588
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:53,333
[groaning]
589
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,709
[slurping]
590
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:56,709
pop!
591
00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:57,709
hiss!
592
00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,375
HUH?
593
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,417
[groaning]
594
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:07,709
pop!
595
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,458
pop!
596
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:11,625
pop!
597
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,291
sproing!
598
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,000
[shattering sounds]
599
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,959
[relaxed sigh]
600
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:21,625
OH, WELL.
601
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,250
NEVER MIND.
602
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,625
thwack!
603
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:35,291
WELL, WHERE'S THE RECIPE?
604
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,375
THE WHAT?
605
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,500
I KNEW YOU'D LOUSE THIS UP.
606
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,625
LOUSE WHAT UP?
607
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:47,083
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608
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:50,166
[lilting ukulele music]
609
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:58,000
♪ ♪
610
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:27,291
{\an8}[kids laughing]