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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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{\an8}[bright guitar music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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- AND DID YOU WANT
KELP FRIES WITH THAT?

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UH...

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[cash register dings]

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SPONGEBOB, ORDER.

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OH.

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[mumbling]

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ONE DOUBLE KRABBY PATTY,
EVERYTHING ON IT.

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ONE ORDER OF KELP FRIES.

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ONE--

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SQUIDWARD, WHAT SIZE KELP FRIES
ARE THESE?

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UH...

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MEDIUM.

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COMING RIGHT UP.

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[meat sizzling]

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[screams]

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- NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
FAST FOOD.

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[door slams]

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- SQUIDWARD,
WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBARUB?

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SPONGEBOB,
WHAT'S ALL THE HUBBARUB?

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OH, I'M NOT SURE, MR. KRABS.

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I WAS BRINGING
THE CUSTOMER'S ORDER,

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AND THEN I SLIPPED AND FELL
IN THIS GREASE SLICK.

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I THINK I MAY BE HURT REAL BAD.

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GREASE SLICK, EH?

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OH, WHAT IS IT?

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- THAT, ME BOY,
IS A GREASE TRAP.

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- IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE NOBODY'S
CLEANED OUT THE TRAP IN A WHILE.

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- YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

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BUT THAT'S A BIG JOB,

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A JOB THAT ONLY TWO
VOLUNTEER EMPLOYEES

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COULD DO FOR NO EXTRA PAY.

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YEAH!

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HMM, NOTHING'S COMING OUT.

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MR. KRABS, MAY I SEE THAT?

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SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.

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[inhales deeply]

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HMM.

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YEAH, MAYBE I WASN'T
DOING IT RIGHT.

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OH, NEVER MIND.

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I WAS.

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YEAH, NOTHING LIKE A LONG NIGHT
OF SIPHONING GREASE

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TO PUT SOME HAIRS ON YOUR CHEST,
EH, MR. KRABS?

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WHAT?

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- WELL, NOW THAT WE GOT THE OLD
GREASE TRAP CLEANED OUT,

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WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO
WITH ALL THIS EXCESS GREASE?

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HMM.

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RIGHT BEHIND THERE.

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[truck beeping]

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[wet sloshing]

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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

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[engine revving]

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- MR. KRABS, ARE YOU SURE
THAT WAS LEGAL?

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"LEGAL"?

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YEAH, LEGAL.

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HMM.

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[humming cheerfully]

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HUH?

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OW!

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WHAT THE?

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THIS IS THE MOST BIZARRE
PRECIPITATION

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I HAVE EVER SLIPPED
AND FALLEN IN.

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[sniffing]

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EW, IT REEKS.

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BUT IT TASTES DELICIOUS!

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DARN IT, I ALMOST HAD AN IDEA.

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OH, I DO.

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I DO HAVE AN IDEA.

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[evil laugh]

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PLANKTON!

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COMING, DEAR.

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- SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG,
SQUIDWARD.

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- AND IT'S TAKEN YOU THIS LONG
TO FIGURE THAT OUT?

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- PLANKTON HAS HAD A LINE
OF CUSTOMERS ALL MORNING.

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SO?

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- SO I'M GONNA GO FIND OUT
WHAT THAT RASCAL'S UP TO.

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'SCUSE ME.

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'SCUSE ME.

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COMING THROUGH.

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WHAT THE?

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"TRY PLANKTON'S NEW DELICIOUS
CHUMMY PATTIES,

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NOW WITH EDIBLE FLAVOR"?

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[sniffing]

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CLEARLY SOMETHING CRABBY
IS GOING ON HERE.

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- NEXT CHUM-STOMER PLEASE.

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WELL, WELL, EUGENE KRABS.

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- SAVE THE FORMALITIES FOR YOUR
MOTHER-IN-LAW, PLANKTON.

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YOU STOLE ME KRABBY PATTY
FORMULA,

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AND I WANT IT BACK.

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- OH, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT,
KRABS.

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BUT I'VE DONE NO SUCH THING.

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I'M SIMPLY USING A GIFT
SOMEBODY LEFT ME

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TO MAKE MY CHUM TASTE GOOD.

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A GIFT?

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- IT'S ALMOST AS IF I HAD
A PERSONAL VISIT

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FROM THE FLAVOR FAIRY.

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- BE THAT AS IT MAY, PLANKTON,
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO.

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WHAT?

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- SPONGEBOB,
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

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- BUT MR. KRABS,
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

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NEVER MIND THAT NOW.

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I GOT SOME NEW DIRECTION
FOR YOU.

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NOW, FROM NOW ON,

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I WANT YOU TO FRY UP TWO PATTIES
FOR EVERY KRABBY PATTY WE SELL:

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ONE FOR THE PATTY ITSELF,

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AND THE SECOND
JUST FOR THE GREASE.

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THEN SLATHER THE GREASE
FROM THE SECOND PATTY

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ONTO THE FIRST ONE, AND VOILA.

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IT'S A DELUXE KRABBY PATTY
WITH EXTRA FLAVOR.

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- MR. KRABS, DO YOU THINK
IT MIGHT BE KIND OF UNHEALTHY

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TO BE FEEDING PEOPLE
ALL THIS GREASE?

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UNHEALTHY?

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BOY, DIDN'T ANYONE
EVER TELL YOU?

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TELL ME WHAT?

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- QUESTIONS ARE A DANGER TO YOU
AND A BURDEN TO OTHERS.

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LITTLE LOWER.

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LITTLE MORE.

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MORE, LITTLE MORE.

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OKAY, A LITTLE TO THE LEFT NOW.

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UP A BIT.

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OKAY, WAIT, THAT'S TOO FAR.

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.

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RIGHT THERE.

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- MR. KRABS, I HOPE WHATEVER
YOU'RE YELLING ABOUT

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IS SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT
THAN MY MID-MORNING NAP.

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- JUST HANGING A NEW SIGN,
SQUIDWARD.

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JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED.

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SHH.

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OKAY, A LITTLE HIGHER NOW.

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HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

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WHAT?

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THERE, RIGHT UP THERE.

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WHERE?

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I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

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A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT.

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OKAY, I SEE IT.

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- THERE'S A NEW SIGN UP
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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IT SAYS THEY'RE SERVING

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SOMETHING CALLED
A DELUXE KRABBY PATTY.

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THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

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YOU'RE TELLING ME.

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I'M GONNA TRY ONE.

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- NEXT CHUM-STOMER IN LINE,
PLEASE.

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HELLO?

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THESE ARE DELICIOUS.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT MAKES THEM
TASTE SO GOOD.

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WELL, WELL, WELL.

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NOW I ACTUALLY DO SEE
WHAT KRABS MEANT

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WHEN HE SAID
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.

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BUT HE'S A BIGGER FOOL
THAN HE REALIZES

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IF HE THINKS OL' PLANKTON

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IS GONNA TAKE THIS ONE
LYING DOWN.

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OH.

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[grunting]

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MAN, AM I STUFFED.

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ME TOO.

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BUT THAT DELUXE KRABBY PATTY
WAS SO SWIMMING GOOD,

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I'M GONNA GET ANOTHER ONE.

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SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

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HOLD IT.

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WHAT'S THAT SIGN SAY?

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IT LOOKS LIKE IT SAYS,

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"NEW: ULTRA CHUMMY PATTIES

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PACKED WITH QUADRUPLE GRILLED
GOODNESS."

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[fish chattering]

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QUADRUPLE GOODNESS?

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WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

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KEEP THE GRILL GOING NONSTOP

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TO CRANK OUT AS MUCH GREASE
AS POSSIBLE.

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WELL, OKAY, MR. KRABS.

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I NEVER TURN THE GRILL OFF,

195
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BUT I CAN TURN IT OFF EVEN LESS
THAN THAT, IF YOU WANT.

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- UH, I DON'T REALLY SEE WHAT--

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WHOOP!

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MERMAID'S MOLLUSK.

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YAH.

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF NEPTUNE
IS THIS?

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SORRY, MR. KRABS.

202
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I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED SOME BUNS
INTO OUR VAT OF EXTRA GREASE.

203
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WELL, THEY'VE BEEN SOAKING
IN THERE FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

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YUMMY BUNZ, HUH?

205
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY

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A LITTLE HARDER THAN THAT,
KRABS,

207
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ONCE THE HUNGRY PUBLIC
HEARS ABOUT MY NEWEST CREATION.

208
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CREATION?

209
00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:05,333
MY SCANNER SHOWS THAT'S NOTHING
MORE THAN A BURNED GREASE CRUMB.

210
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YOU'RE RIGHT.

211
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AND IT'S PACKED WITH FLAVOR.

212
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crowd: CRISPITY CRUNCHITIES?

213
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OH, WOW!

214
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[all chattering]

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PEEYEW, MR. KRABS.

216
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HUH?

217
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- DON'T YOU USUALLY FLUSH
THAT STUFF DOWN THE TOILET?

218
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THIS IS OUR LATEST PRODUCT.

219
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IT'S PURE GREASE
ON A PAPER PLATE.

220
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- I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS
FOR HONESTY.

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- SPONGEBOB, GET THOSE SEVEN
ORDERS OF WOW! SOUP

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OUT TO TABLE THREE PRONTO.

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WE GOT TO KEEP THESE
CUSTOMERS HAPPY,

224
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OR PLANKTON
WILL STEAL THEM BACK.

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[all moaning]

226
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[squishing]

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ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?

228
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- IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING
TO TABLE THREE.

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OKAY.

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- SPONGEBOB!
- SIR, YES, SIR.

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- ARE YOU GONNA SERVE
THAT SOUP TO TABLE THREE,

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OR ARE YOU GONNA WAIT
TILL IT GETS UP

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00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,583
AND WALKS THERE ITSELF?

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00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,333
- ACTUALLY, MR. KRABS,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.

235
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AND, WELL, DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE
THIS WHOLE GREASE THING

236
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HAS GONE A BIT TOO FAR?

237
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[chuckles]

238
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK,
SPONGEBOB?

239
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I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THINKING
ABOUT NOT THINKING

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AND GET BACK TO WORK.

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- GOT TO HAVE
CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY.

242
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PATRICK!

243
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OH, NO.

244
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NOT MY BEST FRIEND TOO.

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[deep breathing]

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- [squeals]
OH, NO.

247
00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:41,625
DID SOMEBODY CALL
THE HEALTH INSPECTOR?

248
00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,083
OH, NO.

249
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,333
DID SOMEBODY CALL
THE HEALTH INSPECTOR?

250
00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:48,500
- DID SOMEBODY CALL
A HEALTH INSPECTOR?

251
00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,083
IT WAS ME, SIR.

252
00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,375
I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT, WELL,

253
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,917
FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS PLANKTON
AND MR. KRABS HAVE BEEN--

254
00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,125
THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE--

255
00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,500
[muffled speech]

256
00:09:58,625 --> 00:09:59,750
THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE--

257
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:00,750
THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE--

258
00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:01,917
[crashing]

259
00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:03,542
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

260
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:04,625
[nervous laugh]

261
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,458
NOTHING, MR. INSPECTOR.

262
00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:09,083
- THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING PEOPLE--

263
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:13,125
- JUST A FRIENDLY COMPETITION
BETWEEN OLD...

264
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,667
- F-F-F

265
00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,542
- F-F-F--
FRIENDS?

266
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,250
FRIENDS, RIGHT.

267
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,208
[crashing]

268
00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:23,917
THEY'RE FEEDING PEOPLE GREASE.

269
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:28,291
- WELL, I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED
THIS HORRIBLE STENCH.

270
00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:29,917
BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE
ONE OF YOU TWO

271
00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,875
HADN'T SHOWERED IN A WHILE.

272
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,750
- OFFICER, OFFICER, I WOULD JUST
LIKE TO STATE FOR THE RECORD

273
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,333
THAT THIS WAS ALL HIS IDEA,
ALL OF IT.

274
00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:40,750
OH, REALLY?

275
00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,709
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW

276
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,792
I'LL BE ORDERING
BOTH YOUR RESTAURANTS

277
00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,417
TO BE CLOSED DOWN

278
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:50,041
UNTIL THE TWO OF YOU SLIMEBALLS
CAN CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.

279
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,125
GOOD DAY.

280
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,083
[door slams]

281
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,750
[engine revving]

282
00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,083
WELL, I'M TAKING A BATH.

283
00:10:57,208 --> 00:11:00,208
- I GUESS THIS IS IT, BOY:
THE END OF AN ERA.

284
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,667
- NO, IT'S NOT THE END,
MR. KRABS.

285
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:06,792
- IT IS, UNLESS I CAN FIND A WAY
TO GET THIS GREASE SOAKED UP.

286
00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,667
WAIT A MINUTE.

287
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,542
DID YOU SAY SOAKED UP?

288
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,417
- OH, WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?

289
00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:13,291
YOU'LL SEE.

290
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,917
[snoring and mumbling]

291
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,083
HUH?

292
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:23,125
OH, IT WAS ALL A DREAM.

293
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,083
NO, IT WASN'T, MR. KRABS.

294
00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,500
I SOAKED UP ALL
THE OFFENDING SUBSTANCES

295
00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:28,792
FROM THE SURROUNDING AREA,

296
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,166
AND I'M GONNA GO
DISPOSE OF THEM PROPERLY.

297
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,542
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GREASE FREE.

298
00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:34,875
[excited moaning]

299
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,083
PATRICK, NO.

300
00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,834
[excited moaning]

301
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,792
CRUNCHITY MUNCHITIES.

302
00:11:39,917 --> 00:11:40,750
STOP IT.

303
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:41,750
STOP IT.

304
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:42,750
GO AWAY.

305
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,250
NO, NO!

306
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,417
{\an8}[bright guitar music]

307
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:56,083
{\an8}♪ ♪

308
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,625
YOU'RE NOTHING.

309
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,375
IS ALL THAT GRIME MEANT
TO SCARE ME,

310
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,083
MR. MIRROR?

311
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:07,125
I'VE MET SARDINES
TOUGHER THAN YOU ARE.

312
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,291
TIME TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE.

313
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,709
LOOKING GOOD, MIRROR.

314
00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:21,625
SORRY ABOUT THE HARSH WORDS.

315
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,417
NOW TO ATTACK THESE FLOORS.

316
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:24,417
[chuckling]

317
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,417
ARE YOU KIDDING?

318
00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,834
HE'S AN ABSOLUTELY TREASURE
TO HAVE AROUND THE RESTAURANT.

319
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,083
- OH, SOUNDS LIKE MR. KRABS
IS BRAGGING ABOUT ME

320
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,583
AGAIN TO HIS ASSOCIATES.

321
00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,625
- AND HE'S BEEN WITH ME
FOR SUCH A LONG TIME NOW.

322
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,542
I HAVE.

323
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,709
- BUT I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE
TO LET THE LITTLE GUY GO TODAY.

324
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:40,625
- YEP, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO--

325
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,625
WHAT?

326
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,083
"LET THE LITTLE GUY GO"?

327
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,333
LITTLE GUY,
WHO'S THE LITTLE GUY?

328
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,542
IT MUST BE EITHER ME OR--

329
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:47,583
[gasps]

330
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:49,083
SQUIDWARD.

331
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,792
OOH, I AM TALLER.

332
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,375
YOU'RE THE LITTLE GUY, SQUIDSY.

333
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,083
NO.

334
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,083
AND I WANT YOU TO STOP
CALLING ME SQUIDSY.

335
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,083
- OH, SQUIDWARD LOOKED TALLER
THERE FOR A SECOND.

336
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,375
BETTER GET A MORE
ACCURATE MEASUREMENT.

337
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,125
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?

338
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:07,709
- OH, JUST SEEING WHICH
ONE OF US IS THE LITTLE GUY.

339
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,375
AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS YOU.

340
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,500
NO, I'M NOT.

341
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,291
SQUIDWARD, WAIT.

342
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,542
WE HAVEN'T MEASURED WITH MY LEGS
AT FULL EXTENSION YET.

343
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,166
I DON'T CARE.

344
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,375
NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

345
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,667
- YOU'LL CARE
WHEN YOU FIND OUT

346
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,250
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO THE LITTLE GUY.

347
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,583
WHOA!

348
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:23,583
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

349
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,291
I NEED TO FACE THE FACTS,

350
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:28,083
FACE THE FACT
THAT I'M THE LITTLE GUY,

351
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,709
AND THAT MR. KRABS
IS LETTING ME GO TODAY.

352
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,500
KRABS IS LETTING YOU GO TODAY?

353
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,208
[laughing]

354
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,959
AS IN, I WON'T HAVE TO
WORK WITH YOU EVER AGAIN?

355
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:37,959
[laughs]

356
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:42,709
- GOOD-BYE, KRUSTY KRAB.

357
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,458
GOOD-BYE, LIFE AS I KNOW IT.

358
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:47,375
[wind howling]

359
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,583
- YEAH, AS MUCH AS I DON'T LIKE
DOING IT,

360
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:50,959
I HAVE TO LET HIM GO.

361
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,792
GOTTEN TOO BIG FOR HIS CAGE.

362
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,583
GO ON, LITTLE GUY.

363
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,917
FLY AWAY.

364
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,083
YOU'LL BE MISSED.

365
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:01,083
[chirping]

366
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,667
[mewling]

367
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,875
OH, WHAT'S THE USE, GARY?

368
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,750
I'VE LOST THE WILL TO GO ON.

369
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,875
[sobbing]

370
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:17,959
I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING ON!

371
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,542
HI, PATRICK.

372
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:25,375
- OH, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR
FIT OF SELF-LOATHING, SPONGEBOB.

373
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,625
I'M JUST BORROWING YOUR
REFRIGERATOR AGAIN.

374
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,709
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURS?

375
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,750
NOTHING; IT'S JUST EMPTY.

376
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,291
OH, GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT.

377
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,917
NOW THAT I HAVE NO MEANS
OF PURCHASING FOOD FOR MYSELF,

378
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,959
I DO NOT NEED A REFRIGERATOR.

379
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:40,542
- DON'T GET DOWN ON YOURSELF,
BUDDY.

380
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,709
YOU CAN STILL PURCHASE FOOD
FOR ME.

381
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,542
OH, NO, I CAN'T, PATRICK.

382
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,291
I LOST MY JOB TODAY.

383
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,625
I WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY FOOD
FOR YOU

384
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,291
OR FOR GARY OR FOR ANYBODY.

385
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:52,500
OH, NO!

386
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,125
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

387
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,625
- I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW!

388
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,917
I'VE BEEN A FRY COOK
FOR SO LONG.

389
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,625
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO
ANYTHING ELSE.

390
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,166
I KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

391
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:05,166
JUST DO WHAT I DO
WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB.

392
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,458
KICK BACK.

393
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:09,583
WATCH SOME TV,
AND CHUG DOWN A CARTON

394
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,291
OF DRINKABLE SAUSAGE.

395
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:12,375
[sipping]

396
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,083
[meows]

397
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,709
GOOD, GARY.

398
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:18,250
THERE HAVE TO BE SOME JOB
OPENINGS IN THE CLASSIFIEDS.

399
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,208
[sniffing]

400
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,792
BOO!

401
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:23,458
ALTHOUGH THESE ADS SMELL
A LITTLE OUT OF DATE.

402
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,375
I BETTER GET SOME FRESH ONES.

403
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,458
LAWYER, NO, TOO MUCH ARGUING.

404
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,917
STUNT DRIVER, DON'T HAVE
A BOATING LICENSE.

405
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,333
ASTRONAUT,
DON'T LIKE FOOD IN A BAG.

406
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,583
OH, THIS ONE SOUNDS INTERESTING.

407
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,375
"BANK TELLER NEEDED."

408
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,458
THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH
OF A STRETCH FROM FRY COOKING.

409
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,375
20, 40, 60, 80, 90

410
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,083
95, 96, 97.

411
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,083
ORDER UP.

412
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,083
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS?

413
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,667
CLAMSHELLS.

414
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,125
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, BOY?

415
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,083
I TOLD YOU
TO BUILD ME A HOUSE,

416
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,458
NOT A SANDWICH.

417
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:07,959
both: OH!

418
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,083
- I GUESS I'M NOT A CARPENTER,
PATRICK.

419
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:18,417
I NEED TO START FRESH WITH A JOB
THAT FEELS NATURAL,

420
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:22,667
SOMETHING THAT SAYS,
"THIS IS A JOB FOR A SPONGE."

421
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,291
ANY IDEA WHERE I CAN FIND
A JOB LIKE THAT, PATRICK?

422
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,083
NOPE.

423
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,250
OH, BUT YES!

424
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,709
IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

425
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,333
YOU SHOULD WORK
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

426
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,542
THEY NEED A FRY COOK.

427
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,750
I CAN'T, PATRICK.

428
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:33,917
THAT'S THE JOB I GOT FIRED FROM.

429
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:34,959
REMEMBER?

430
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,417
OH.

431
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,500
MAYHAPS YOU SHOULD TALK
TO THE SPONGE BEHIND YOU.

432
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:40,875
HE LOOKS HAPPY.

433
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,917
- THAT'S JUST A BILLBOARD,
PATRICK.

434
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,792
- WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB
AS A BILLBOARD?

435
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,083
- I DON'T THINK
THAT'S PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.

436
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,625
BUT I COULD AUDITION
TO BE A SPONGE MODEL.

437
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,083
FINE, DO IT YOUR WAY.

438
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,417
WOW.

439
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:59,542
WHAT A SETUP.

440
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,709
I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.

441
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,792
MAYBE THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

442
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,792
MAYBE I DON'T HAVE THE TALENT.

443
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:07,083
OH, YOU HAVE THE TALENT.

444
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,875
BUT DO YOU HAVE
THE NATURAL ABILITY?

445
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:10,834
- YEAH, BUT--

446
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,291
WAIT, ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING?

447
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,250
- WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT?
- WAIT!

448
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,083
I CAN'T DO THIS, PATRICK.

449
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,083
WHAT IF I DON'T STACK UP
TO THE COMPETITION?

450
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,291
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST BEG
MR. KRABS FOR MY OLD JOB BACK.

451
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:21,583
NO WAY.

452
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:22,792
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW.

453
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,875
KRABS DOESN'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

454
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:28,083
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
TO PROVE YOU DON'T NEED HIM.

455
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:31,083
NOW GET IN THERE
AND EARN ME SOME GROCERIES.

456
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:36,959
MY FRIEND HERE WANTS TO AUDITION
FOR THE SPONGE MODEL ROLE.

457
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,417
- WELL, WELL,
"WANT" IS A STRONG WORD.

458
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,083
I'D LIKE AN AUDITION,

459
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,542
BUT IF YOU'VE ALREADY CAST IT,
THAT'S FINE.

460
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:43,959
HAVE YOU CAST IT?
I THINK SHE'S ALREADY CAST IT.

461
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,208
- WE BETTER GO, PATRICK.
- HOLD IT.

462
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,583
YOU WANT THE AUDITION, KID?

463
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,458
- YOU GOT IT.
- I DID?

464
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,291
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

465
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,875
OKAY, HERE GOES.

466
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,500
[clears throat]

467
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,500
PATRICK, PLEASE?

468
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:55,834
ding!

469
00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:57,709
[high-pitched singing]

470
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:58,750
[clears throat]

471
00:17:58,875 --> 00:17:59,750
SORRY.

472
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:00,792
[high-pitched singing]

473
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,333
[clears throat]

474
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:06,542
[singing]

475
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:07,959
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

476
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,458
LET'S GET ON
WITH THIS TRAIN WRECK.

477
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,083
OKAY, GETTING ON IT.

478
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,792
[clears throat]

479
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:16,083
♪ WHEN YOU DREAM UPON A WISH ♪

480
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,542
♪ YOU'LL BE HEARTENED TO KNOW ♪

481
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:24,667
♪ THAT HOPE FILLS YOUR DISH
TO THE BRIM ♪

482
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,291
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
THANK YOU.

483
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:27,208
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

484
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,333
HOW'D I DO?

485
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,583
HORRIBLY.

486
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,959
I'VE SEEN CLAMS WITH MORE TALENT
THAN YOU.

487
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,583
BUT SINCE THE ROLE SPECIFICALLY
CALLS FOR A REAL SPONGE,

488
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:38,083
THE PART IS YOURS.

489
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,166
HERE'S THE SCRIPT.

490
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,667
WE START SHOOTING TOMORROW
AT 10:00.

491
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:41,625
DON'T BE LATE.

492
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,583
- I GUESS A SPONGE
CAN MAKE IT IN THIS TOWN.

493
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,417
I AM GONNA BE A STAR!

494
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:51,083
[all cheering]

495
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,792
- I'M STANDING HERE
WITH THE NEW FACE OF TELEVISION,

496
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,083
MR. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

497
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,083
I'M SURE THE VIEWING AUDIENCE
WOULD LOVE TO KNOW,

498
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,291
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
THE NEXT BIG THING?

499
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,667
FANTASTIC.

500
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,166
all: SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB!

501
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:10,458
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB!

502
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,667
SPONGEBOB, SPONGEBOB!

503
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,458
SPONGEBOB.

504
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,667
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
YOU SAY SOMETHING?

505
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,333
OH, YES, I DID, PATRICK.

506
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,375
I SAID, "YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THE NEW FACE OF TELEVISION."

507
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,917
ALL RIGHT.

508
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,583
- WELL, BETTER GO HOME
AND GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP.

509
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,917
YEAH, BEAUTY SLEEP!

510
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,333
THAT'S RIGHT.

511
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,250
YOU ARE LOOKING
AT A CHANGED SPONGE.

512
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,333
BUT DON'T WORRY.

513
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,542
I WON'T FORGET ALL THE PEOPLE

514
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,375
WHO HELPED ME
ON THE WAY UP.

515
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,667
- AFTERNOON, BOY-O.

516
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,291
OH, JUST AS I WAS SAYING.

517
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,208
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU
FOR GIVING ME MY HUMBLE START.

518
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,458
I WON'T FORGET YOU.

519
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,250
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

520
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,959
OH, PROBABLY JUST NONSENSE
AND BABBLING, AS USUAL.

521
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:48,709
- PATRICK, WHEN NEXT YOU SEE ME,
IT SHALL BE ON THE TELEVISION.

522
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,125
OH, YOU'RE BACK.

523
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,333
- A STAR'S FIRST DAY
IS HIS MOST IMPORTANT.

524
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,375
- GREAT, LET ME SEE
IF THEY'RE READY ON SET.

525
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,375
SPONGEBOB'S HERE, SIR.

526
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,500
UH-HUH, OKAY, GREAT.

527
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:03,250
OKAY, YOU CAN GO RIGHT IN.

528
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,208
YOW!

529
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:09,250
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP,
MR. DIRECTOR.

530
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,834
VERY WELL.

531
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,542
LOSE THE PANTS!

532
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:14,667
[fabric rips]

533
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,750
HANS, WHERE'S MY STAR?

534
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,417
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

535
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:23,417
WH-WH-WHAT'S HAPPENING?

536
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,125
IN THIS SCENE,

537
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,500
YOU WILL BE CLEANING
BATHROOM FIXTURES.

538
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:28,792
OKAY.

539
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,500
SO WHERE'S MY CLEANING UTENSIL?

540
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:31,500
<i> ACH, DU LIEBER.</i>

541
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,750
DON'T YOU GET IT?

542
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,291
YOU ARE THE CLEANING UTENSIL.

543
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,125
ROLL<i> SPIED!</i>

544
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,375
- NEW SPONGE COMMERCIAL,
TAKE ONE.

545
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,750
ACTION!

546
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,250
OH, NO.

547
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,417
YOUR BATHROOM IS A DISASTER.

548
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:48,750
GET IT CLEANED UP FAST
WITH THE NEW SPONGE.

549
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,959
[whimpering]

550
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,417
- HOUSEHOLD CHORES ARE A SNAP
WITH NEW SPONGE.

551
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,333
IT CLEANS SINKS.

552
00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:00,083
[squeaking]

553
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,417
JUST LOOK AT THAT SHINE!

554
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:03,625
splat!

555
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,208
NEW SPONGE CUTS THROUGH

556
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,083
EVEN THE TOUGHEST
GRIME AND GRIT.

557
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:12,083
NEW SPONGE ALSO CLEANS SHOWERS.

558
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,291
WHOA!

559
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:14,625
WHOA!

560
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,083
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

561
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,083
[chuckles]

562
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,500
THAT TILE LOOKS GOOD AS NEW.

563
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,083
BUT BEST OF ALL,

564
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:24,458
NEW SPONGE CAN MAKE
ANY TOILET SPARKLE.

565
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,417
[farting noises]

566
00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:30,166
[gasps]

567
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,792
NO!

568
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,917
[grunting]

569
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,250
I CAN'T DO THIS.

570
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:38,667
CUT!

571
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,959
I'M SORRY.

572
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,083
I DON'T THINK I'M CUT OUT
FOR ACTING.

573
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:44,166
<i> WAS?</i>

574
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:45,625
YOU SAID YOU ARE
PROFESSIONAL ACTOR.

575
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,500
WELL, I'M NOT.

576
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,542
I AM A FRY COOK.

577
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,083
THAT'S WHAT I AM,

578
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,083
AND THAT'S WHAT
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.

579
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,083
I'M SORRY TO WASTE
YOUR TIME, MISTER.

580
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,792
WAIT, WAIT!

581
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:03,417
EVER SO GENTLY.

582
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:05,083
MR. KRABS!

583
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:10,417
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE.

584
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:12,875
I PROMISE I'LL DO BETTER.

585
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,417
PLEASE.

586
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,667
- BOY, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING ON ABOUT?

587
00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,417
- I HEARD YOU
ON THE PHONE SAYING

588
00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:21,625
YOU'RE GONNA LET
THE LITTLE GUY GO.

589
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,083
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO.

590
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,834
PLEASE DON'T LET ME GO,
MR. KRABS!

591
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:27,875
{\an8}YOU'RE LOOKING AT A LITTLE GUY
THAT DOESN'T WANT TO GO!

592
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,333
- ALL RIGHT, BOY-O.

593
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:30,333
I WON'T GET RID OF YOU

594
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,083
ON ONE CONDITION.

595
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,959
OH, BOY.

596
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,625
THIS IS THE BEST JOB
IN THE WORLD.

597
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,166
- HEY, WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN
IN THERE?

598
00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:41,709
I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

599
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,625
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600
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:50,625
[lilting ukulele music]

601
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:58,542
♪ ♪

602
00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:27,417
[kids laughing]