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- Are you ready, kids?
- [kids] Aye, aye, Captain.

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I can't hear you.

3
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Aye, aye, Captain!

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Oh...

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<i>♪ Who lives in a pineapple</i>
<i>Under the sea? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Absorbent and yellow</i>
<i>And porous is he ♪</i>

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<i>♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If nautical nonsense</i>
<i>Be something you wish ♪</i>

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<i>♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then drop on the deck</i>
<i>And flop like a fish ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪</i>
- Ready?

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<i>♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ SpongeBob SquarePants</i>
<i>SpongeBob SquarePants ♪</i>

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<i>♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪</i>

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[captain laughs heartily]

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[piccolo playing]

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[Mr. Krabs] 451, 452, 453,

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454, 455,

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456... Ow!

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[groans forcefully]

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[whimpers]

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Oh... I split me nail.

24
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Oh, that looks terrible.

25
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Hello?
Guinevere, it's an emergency.

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No, I haven't been biting them.

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No. Can you just schedule me in?

28
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Now? A manicure
in the middle of the day?

29
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But what if the guys see me?

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Yes, I want my nails
to look their best.

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I'll be right there.

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[rapid footsteps]

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[sonar beeps]

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[snoring]

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- Whoa!
- Ahoy, sir. Where are you going?

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Uh... [chuckles]

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It's, uh... It's a secret.

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[gasps] You have a secret?

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Everybody's got a secret. And
mine's going to take 15 minutes.

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Maybe 20 if she can
spruce up me cuticles.

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Aye-aye, sir.

42
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And who will be in charge
while you're gone?

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Eh...

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- [snoring]
- Well, not Squidward.

45
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Don't know him. Too lumpy.

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[heavenly music plays]

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OK, OK. You're in charge.

48
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What?

49
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You're in charge.
For the next 15 minutes.

50
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- I'm in charge?
- Yeah. Sure. Why not?

51
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[hums anxiously]

52
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You OK, boy?

53
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[whines]

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[shouts happily]

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[triumphant music plays]

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I won't let you down, sir.

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Ah, sheesh.
I'll be back in 15 minutes.

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[snoring]

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[clears throat]

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- [gasps] Oh, what the...
- Nap time's over, Squidward.

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Now, what do you say
we work real hard

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until Mr. Krabs comes back, hmm?

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Krabs is gone?

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Yup. And I'm in charge
for the next 15 minutes.

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- Wow.
- [giggles]

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Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal
around here.

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I guess that's why Krabs
put me in... charge.

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Charge.

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<i>♪ Charge ♪</i>

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Wake me up when I care.

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- Do you care now?
- No.

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[gasps, chuckles] Everything
is under control, people.

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Go back to your Krabby Patties.

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Nothing a temporary man
in charge can't handle.

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- Squidward?
- [snores, murmurs]

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- Squidward.
- [mutters]

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Squidward. Squidward.

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Squid. Squid.

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- Squidward. Squid.
- What?!

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Well, it's just that
I'm in charge and...

81
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[growls]

82
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And you interrupted my regularly
scheduled Krusty Krab nap?

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Regularly scheduled nap?

84
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This must be important.

85
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Mr. Krabs has never interrupted
one of these before.

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- Really?
- But being as you're

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the "man in charge,"
you must have your reasons.

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- Well, I... um...
- What is it?

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Um... Nothing. Carry on.

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Boy, there sure is a lot
of procedural-type stuff

91
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I don't know
about the Krusty Krab.

92
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Ha!

93
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- [bell dings]
- Order up, Squidward!

94
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You know, I'll let you serve
this one. My stories are on.

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Gosh, I'd love to, but
I've got to cook the patties.

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- So, do it when you're done.
- And unclog the sink.

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Hmm. Would you like
to hear a secret?

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- What kind of secret?
- See that guy over there?

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Yes.

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He wants to be a fry cook
and you're his hero.

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Me?

102
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Why don't you give him
a couple of pointers?

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Let him cook his own patty.

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And don't take no for an answer.
He's shy.

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[laughs] This'll be good.

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Hey, buddy.
Yeah, it's me. SpongeBob.

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- Fry cook extraordinaire.
- Uh, hello.

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I know your secret.

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What? Who told you?

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Oh, a little cashier told me.
Follow me.

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- Yeah, whatever you say, man.
- Moron.

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Bet you didn't think
you'd be in here today, did you?

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- No.
- First off, this is my grill.

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This is where the magic happens.

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And this is my actual spatula.
So start frying up some patties.

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I'll check on you later,
my little prodigy.

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[laughs]
SpongeBob will believe anything.

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[laughs]

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Order number 12!

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- SpongeBob! What are you doing?
- Taking out an order.

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You're serving Krabby Patties
with your hands?

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Do you know how filthy
your hands are?

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[gasps] They are?

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But your feet, however,
are nice and clean.

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Think about it.

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They've been protected by
your shoes and socks all day.

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Oh.

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It's all clear to me now.

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One Krabby Meal served with
extra-sanitary foot service.

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Your hot, steaming,
juicy Krabby Patty

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and a large drink.

132
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Enjoy.

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Hey, is my food here yet?

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Here, you can have mine.

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[snores]

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- Delivery.
- What?

137
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Here's the supplies you ordered.

138
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- Ow.
- Sign here.

139
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- Hey. My pen.
- Oops. Sorry.

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[exclaims]

141
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<i>♪ It's here, it's here</i>
<i>It's here, it's here ♪</i>

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[vocalizes]
<i>♪ It's here ♪</i>

143
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SpongeBob,
what is all this junk?

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Now that I'm "in charge,"

145
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I've decided to redecorate
the Krusty Krab.

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I'm going to make it all pretty.

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Yeah, have fun with that.

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Oh, Squidward!

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- I'm in charge...
- [grunts]

150
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...so you'll be having
all the fun.

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- Doing what?
- Painting, buffing,

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sewing, washing windows,
varnishing,

153
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washing the toilets...
oh, you lucky dog!

154
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[growls]

155
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Hey, SpongeBob, do you want to
hear another Krusty Krab secret?

156
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Huh?!
Another Krusty Krab secret?

157
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Yup. Do you want to know how Mr.
Krabs gets all these customers?

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Yes.

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- Low expectations.
- What's that?

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He keeps the place a dump

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so the food seems even better
by comparison.

162
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So, if you want to impress Mr.
Krabs, you make it more filthy.

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"More filthy"?

164
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Throw trash on the floors,
break furniture,

165
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and never clean anything.

166
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Sounds like the Chum Bucket.

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Ah, but you'll be doing it
on purpose.

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Oh!

169
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- How's this, Squidward?
- Looking good.

170
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- [slurps]
- You mean, looking bad!

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Enjoy our fine decor.

172
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Next time,
I'm picking the restaurant.

173
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One Krusty Krab,
covered in mud and slime.

174
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[slurps] You missed a spot.

175
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Oh.

176
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Got it!

177
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Gum under all tables.

178
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How's that for low expectations?

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Lower.

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Initiating stage two.
Collateral damage.

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- How is that?
- Perfect.

182
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- This place is disgusting.
- Yeah, let's get out of here,

183
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just as soon as I finish
this delicious Krabby Patty.

184
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[customers chatter angrily]

185
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Squidward, all the customers
are leaving.

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- What did we talk about?
- Don't touch the material.

187
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,354
If you want the customers
to stay,

188
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:07,690
you need to provide
some entertainment.

189
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,318
Oh, can-do, Squidward! Can-do!

190
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,322
- Come on, let's go.
- Wait!

191
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,699
You don't want to miss this.

192
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[grunts]

193
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,830
- What's he doing?
- He's dancing!

194
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:28,836
OK, people,
just back away slowly.

195
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[sighs] There's nothing like
polished pincers

196
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to make you feel like a man.

197
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,678
[cackles]

198
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,766
Let's see how SpongeBob's doing
as acting manager.

199
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,147
What the...? SpongeBob dancing
like a goofball?

200
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,941
And a hey! And a ho!
And a hey and a ho!

201
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,943
And a hey, ho, how-ho,
he-ho, ha, ho!

202
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,821
Me customers cowering in fear?

203
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,030
Help us.

204
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,534
[gasps]
The Krusty Krab a filthy mess?!

205
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,163
Order number 20
ready for pickup.

206
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:06,500
And some stranger
cooking Krabby Patties?!

207
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,043
[snores]
Squidward sleeping on the job!

208
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,753
OK, that's actually normal.

209
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,549
SpongeBob! What have you done
to me Krusty Krab?!

210
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,718
I was just following
Squidward's advice, Mr. Krabs.

211
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,597
He told me all your secrets.

212
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:23,391
All me secrets?

213
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,561
[chuckles]

214
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,938
So is there anything else
I can do for you,

215
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,815
Acting Manager SpongeBob?

216
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:37,656
Ah! Guinevere!

217
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,328
[snores]

218
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,434
- [phone rings]
- [screams]

219
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,894
[sighs]

220
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,314
- Hello.
- Hey, SpongeBob, how's it going?

221
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,649
Oh, hiya, Sandy.

222
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,485
Hey, I was wondering
if you could come by tonight.

223
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,986
Sure. What's up?

224
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,657
I whipped up a new invention
that I'm gonna unveil tonight,

225
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,825
and I need you
to be my test subject.

226
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I will be there.

227
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,413
You're not gonna forget, are ya?

228
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,789
Of course not.
Have I ever let you down before?

229
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,588
- Hello?
- Just be here!

230
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,881
With Gary as my witness,

231
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,133
I will not let you down,
Miss Cheeks.

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00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,430
I won't let Sandy down.

233
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,099
I won't let Sandy down.

234
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,520
How the barnacles
do you put this thing together?

235
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,899
I won't let Sandy down.
Morning, Captain.

236
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,610
I won't let Sandy down.

237
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I won't let Sandy down, down.
I won't let Sandy down.

238
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Right after work, I'm going
straight over to Sandy's.

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00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:06,202
- Boy!
- Yes, sir?

240
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,663
I've got a special assignment
for ya.

241
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,998
This is a build-it-yourself
telescope.

242
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,543
The only problem is
I can't figure out

243
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,295
how to put
the darn thing together.

244
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,547
That's where you come in.

245
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,507
"Telescope assembly manual."

246
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,509
Now read this and be prepared

247
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,345
to put this thing together
at my house tonight.

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00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,388
Tonight?

249
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,599
That's not gonna be a problem,
is it?

250
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,976
- Um, well, actually...
- Excellent!

251
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:33,396
Because I was looking at your
annual employee report card

252
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,651
and the "Does a Laborious Task
for Supervisor" box

253
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,319
has not been checked.

254
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,071
- [gasps]
- See ya tonight.

255
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,240
Oh, what am I gonna do?

256
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,701
You can do it!

257
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,995
You made the commitments,
you have to honor them.

258
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,037
Both of them.

259
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,623
[Patrick]
Who you talking to, buddy?

260
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,375
[gasps]

261
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,962
Oh, hiya, Patrick.
What are you doing back here?

262
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:03,176
Well, sorry to disturb you
during work hours,

263
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,844
but I just wanted to remind you
about my birthday.

264
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,846
No need to remind me.

265
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,725
I wouldn't forget
my best buddy's birthday.

266
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,729
Then why aren't you saying
the words?

267
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,397
What words?

268
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,108
Happy birthday.

269
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,235
It's today! My birthday's today!

270
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,865
And you surely must remember
what you're supposed

271
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,241
to bring to my birthday, right?

272
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,243
Uh...
My birthday cake!

273
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,120
You're supposed to bring
my cake!

274
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,080
- Tonight?
- Yes, tonight!

275
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,543
When else am I gonna
celebrate it?!

276
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:40,421
At least I had the courtesy
to start my party

277
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,174
after my best friend
got off work.

278
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,302
See ya tonight... buddy.

279
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:50,557
Oh, Neptune! This is worse
than I ever could have imagined!

280
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,934
[whistle blows]

281
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,647
Right! Time to be all I can be!

282
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,902
[all chatting]

283
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,613
Man, these people
sure look sciencey.

284
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,866
Sandy must be pulling out
all the stops for this one.

285
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,119
- Hey, Sandy, whatcha doing?
- Oh, hey, SpongeBob.

286
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,622
Putting the finishing touches
on my new invention.

287
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,042
Thanks for assisting me.
You're such a big help.

288
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,003
No wonder Mr. Krabs
relies on you so heavily.

289
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,589
I gotta help Mr. Krabs!

290
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,718
Hey, uh, Sandy, I gotta run
to the, uh, gent's room.

291
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,804
Now, if I finish up
with Mr. Krabs,

292
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,014
that'll free me up
to assist Sandy.

293
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,812
[knocking]

294
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,732
SpongeBob! I knew
I wouldn't have to fire ya.

295
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,483
You can rely on me, sir.

296
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,612
I wouldn't want to jeopardize
my employee record.

297
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,280
[laughs nervously]

298
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,989
OK, let's see what we got here.

299
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,744
Oh, it says here on page 472,
section C-17,

300
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:56,038
that you need a right-angled
motorized hex drill.

301
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,333
Really?
Why don't you head into town

302
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,586
and pick up one of those
hex-drill dealies?

303
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,046
- I...
- Or you can sit there

304
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:08,008
and watch me fill out
your employee report card.

305
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,386
[pants]

306
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,685
Huh?

307
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,775
"Please call again."

308
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,111
Barnacles! Where can I find
a motorized hex drill now?

309
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,156
- Just finishing up here.
- Sandy!

310
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,621
Uh, oh, hey, Patrick.
What are you doing in town?

311
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:40,875
I was just buying some birthday
hats for my birthday party.

312
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,586
You didn't forget my party,
did you?

313
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:47,548
Forget? How can I forget my best
buddy's birthday party, huh?

314
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,635
Well, you already forgot
one thing.

315
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,847
[chuckles nervously]
No, I haven't. Have I?

316
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,516
Hello? My birthday cake!

317
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,393
Oh, yeah, that!
I'm just getting to that.

318
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:04,064
That's why I was here in town,
yeah. Forget your birthday cake.

319
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,317
You're hilarious, Star,
you really are.

320
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,195
Now you just go home
and I'm gonna go get your cake,

321
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,488
you silly guy, you.

322
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:16,035
- Hi. I need a birthday cake.
- This is what I got.

323
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,999
Can you change it to say,
"Happy Birthday"?

324
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,252
[sighs] Do you want it or not?
I haven't got all night.

325
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,254
Yeah, neither do I.

326
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,589
[pants]

327
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,303
Sandy's drill!

328
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,149
- SpongeBob?!
- Oh, hi!

329
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,777
Just making sure
you have all your hardware.

330
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,445
That's an unusual getup.

331
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,948
Ooh, I thought I'd be
a little festive,

332
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,450
- you know, for the scientists.
- And the birthday cake?

333
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,079
Uh... [laughs nervously]

334
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,291
Greetings,
my distinguished colleagues.

335
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,628
You will witness
an invention so revolutionary

336
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,839
it may change modern science
forever.

337
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:13,593
To demonstrate,
my assistant here will disrobe

338
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,012
- and enter the machine.
- What?

339
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,848
You may be wondering
why the subject is disrobing.

340
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,641
It's because...

341
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,476
What's under your gown?

342
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,522
Oh, it must be that spicy kelp
I ate earlier.

343
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:30,401
I gotta use the lavoratory.
I'll be right Pat.

344
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,946
Um, back, back.
I'll be right...

345
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,992
[chuckles] Happy birthday!

346
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,244
You finally made it!

347
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,957
[chuckles nervously]
Big traffic storm.

348
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:48,920
Well, just leave my present
over on the present table.

349
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,007
Your present?

350
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,175
I'm so excited!
I've been waiting for a year!

351
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,470
I've got it. It's right there.

352
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,435
Ta-da! All wrapped up
and ready to go.

353
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,437
Well, what are you waiting for,
buddy?

354
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,941
Serve up the cake
so I can tear into that present!

355
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:13,069
The cake!
I must have left it at Sandy's!

356
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,445
You took it to Sandy's?

357
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,074
No! I said, "The bakery
delivers. Isn't that handy?"

358
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,535
I think I hear them outside.
Wait there while I go check.

359
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,377
- SpongeBob!
- Barnacles!

360
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,379
I apologize for the delay.

361
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,882
Now let's continue
the demonstration.

362
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:40,387
I give you...
the Proto Generator 2000!

363
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,726
This device gives a single
laborer the productivity

364
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,312
of five, six, seven,
up to eight workers.

365
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,649
Great for management, but
it's also a boon for the worker

366
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,361
because they'll always get high
marks on their report cards.

367
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,280
I was just looking
at your employee report card...

368
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,740
The telescope!

369
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:04,453
Without further delay, I shall
initiate Proto's sequence.

370
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,246
Uh, Sandy, I hate to delay
the proceedings,

371
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,458
but I forgot to mail in
this mail-in rebate,

372
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,127
and I'll be right back.

373
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,176
OK, let's get started,
Mr. Krabs.

374
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,094
What happened to your clothes,
boy?

375
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:23,639
Uh, sardines. I was attacked
by a can of wild sardines.

376
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,808
Now let's finish this telescope.

377
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,603
Boy?

378
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,065
Hold on, boy.
You're supposed to be using

379
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,567
that motorized hex drill.
Where is it?

380
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,070
Ah! I left it at Patrick's rock!

381
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,655
Patrick's rock?
What's it doing there?

382
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,492
SpongeBob, wait!
Get back here, boy!

383
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:50,541
SpongeBob,
why are your clothes invisible?

384
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,251
Can I borrow your present?

385
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,213
No! No! No, you can't borrow
my birthday present!

386
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,048
Not even for a minute?

387
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,051
No, not until they deliver
my birthday cake!

388
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,427
OK, I'll be right back.

389
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,764
Hold on! Where are you going?!

390
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,772
I'm here! [gasps]

391
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,443
Hold it! Where's my little
assistant going this time?

392
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,738
Your little assistant? That's
my assistant you're talking to.

393
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:25,284
- What's goin' on around here?
- Yeah, I'd like to know also.

394
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:28,246
What kind of birthday present
is this?

395
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,165
Hey, SpongeBob was supposed
to bring that to me.

396
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,375
That looks like my power drill.

397
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,420
You've got a lot of explaining
to do, mister.

398
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,966
I've got something to say.

399
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,427
I have got something to say!
[all gasp]

400
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,266
I know you all had important
things going on tonight.

401
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,811
Mr. Krabs, with your telescope,
Patrick, your birthday,

402
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,354
and Sandy, you have
this big presentation.

403
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,649
I just couldn't say no
to any of you.

404
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,484
Aw, you overextended yourself.

405
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:02,071
- You should have said something.
- We'd work something out.

406
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,740
Aw, you know,
you guys are right.

407
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,409
It was silly to think I could
be in three places at once.

408
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:10,288
Nonsense, SpongeBob,
of course you can.

409
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:14,625
If you'll just step into
the Proto Generator 2000.

410
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,086
First, I close
the Proto chamber.

411
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,173
And finally...

412
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,383
[rumbling, beeping]

413
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:35,229
As you can see, I've produced
two clones of my subject

414
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,482
which will allow him to honor
all the commitments he's made.

415
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,401
- [all cheer]
- Did you hear that, SpongeBob?

416
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,197
You can be in three places
at once now.

417
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,117
[snores]