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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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CAN I HELP YOU?

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YEAH.

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OH, LET'S SEE HERE.

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I HAVE A QUESTION
ABOUT THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL.

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IS IT REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY CUTE?

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ADORABLE.

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CUTER THAN
A REGULAR KRABBY PATTY?

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- YES.
- PSSST!

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PATRICK,
GET THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL.

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LOOK, A REGULAR
KRABBY PATTY HERE.

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A KRABBY KIDDIE PATTY HERE.

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30% CUTER,
AND IT ONLY COSTS $1 MORE.

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OH!
OH, YEAH!

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
I WANT THAT!

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THAT'LL BE $4.99.

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IS THIS ENOUGH?

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NO.

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SORRY, PATRICK.

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OH, CRUD!

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THAT'S EVERYTHING I GOT!

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I HAVE AN IDEA.

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WE CAN BUY IT TOGETHER
AND SHARE IT.

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- SHARE IT?
- SURE.

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YOU SEE, SHARING
IS THE MOST WONDERFUL…

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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I'M FAMILIAR
WITH THE CONCEPT OF SHARING.

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ding!

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SHARING IS FUN!

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HUH, SPONGEBOB?

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OH, YEAH.

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ARE YOU GONNA SAVE
SOME OF THAT FOR ME?

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- WHAT?
- NOTHING.

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HEY, WHERE'S THE TOY?

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OH, IT DOESN'T COME
WITH A TOY.

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WHAT?
THAT'S A RIP-OFF!

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I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

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MONEY BACK?

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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?

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MY KIDDIE MEAL
DIDN'T COME WITH A TOY.

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HMM.

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AND YOU'D LIKE TO UPGRADE
TO THE TOY PACKAGE.

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IS THAT RIGHT?

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MR. KRABS, THE KRUSTY KRAB
DOESN'T HAVE ANY TOYS.

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OH, REALLY?

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THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL…THIS?

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AN OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB
LICENSED TOY?

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MY PURPOSE IN LIFE

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IS TO HAVE YOU AS MY TOY.

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YEESH.

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DISGUSTING.

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YEP, IT'S PRETTY SPECIAL,
ALL RIGHT.

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AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY…

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ding!

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HEY, GOOD-LOOKING.

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I LOVE YOU, OFFICIALLY
LICENSED KRABBY PATTY TOY.

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NO, TOO FORMAL.

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I THINK I'LL CALL YOU…

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OH, PATTY PAL!

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AM I INTERRUPTING?

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OH, HEY, PATRICK.

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HAVE YOU MET MY NEW TOY?

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DON'T YOU MEAN
OUR NEW TOY?

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OUR NEW TOY?

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IT CAME FROM THE MEAL
THAT WE'RE…

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"SHARING."

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- SHARING?
- REMEMBER?

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"SHARING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL
FEELING IN THE WORLD,

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"LIKE DANCING
WITH A MAGICAL SEA HORSE

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THROUGH AN ENCHANTED
KELP GARDEN."

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REMEMBER THOSE WORDS,
SPONGEBOB?

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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

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BUT I GUESS
WE CAN SHARE PATTY PAL.

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NOW CAN I SEE IT AGAIN,
PATRICK?

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WHAT?

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I THOUGHT WE WERE SHARING IT.

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WHEN'S MY TURN?

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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE WORKING?

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OF COURSE.

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NOW IS IT MY TURN?

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NO.

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- HOW 'BOUT NOW?
- NAH.

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MAYBE TOMORROW.

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NIGHT-NIGHT, PATTY PAL.

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NO TOUCHING!

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SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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SAY GOOD NIGHT,
PATTY PAL.

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GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

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GOOD NIGHT.

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foomp!

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POOR PATRICK.

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HE'S ONLY GOT
THE PATTY PAL FOR TONIGHT,

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AND HE'LL BE ASLEEP

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AND WON'T GET
TO PLAY WITH IT AT ALL!

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YES!

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TODAY IS MY PATTY PAL DAY!

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OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

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GARY, OF COURSE PATRICK

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WILL GIVE ME MY TURN
WITH THE PATTY PAL.

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GARY, YOU CAN BE
A REAL NEGATIVE NANCY.

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I HEARD THAT.

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* LA LA, SHARING *

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* DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO,
CARING *

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* TAKING TURNS,
DA DOO-DOO-DOO YA CHA-CHA *

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GOOD MORNING, PATRICK.

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HUH?

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I'M NOT HOME RIGHT NOW!

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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE!

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BEEP!

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PATRICK, IT'S ME,
SPONGEBOB.

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IT'S MY TURN
TO PLAY WITH THE TOY.

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I CAN'T GO OUT!

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I JUST WASHED MY HAIR!

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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY…
COME ON OUT, PATRICK!

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IT'S MY TURN!

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GOT ANY I.D.?

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I HAVE MY MILK SHAKE DISPENSER
OPERATOR'S LICENSE.

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HUH.

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LOOKS FAKE TO ME, PAL.

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BYE-BYE, NOW.

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WELL, I GUESS
I HAD BEST BE GOING.

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I'M WALKING AWAY.

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HERE I GO.

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I'M GONE NOW.

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ARE YOU SURE?

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PRETTY SURE.

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HI, PATRICK!

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TIME TO SHARE!

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DECEIVER!

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YOU DIDN'T LEAVE AT ALL!

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OH, AND YOU WERE WASHING
YOUR HAIR?

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I WAS TOO.

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SEE?

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HEE-YUP!

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NICE DISMOUNT.

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I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.

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WELL, GOT TO GO.

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HOLD ON, BUSTER!

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HAND OVER THE TOY.

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IT'S MY TURN.

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I CAN'T.

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PATTY PAL AND ME
HAVE REALLY BONDED.

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OH, GARY WAS SO RIGHT
ABOUT YOU.

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YOU'RE A NON-SHARER!

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GARY SAID THAT?

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YOU'RE OFF MY FRIEND LIST,
GARY!

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HAND IT OVER, PATRICK.

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I GET TO PLAY
WITH THE PATTY PAL TODAY.

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YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.

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IT'S NOT FAIR!

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HOW 'BOUT I ONLY TAKE IT
FOR HALF A DAY?

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MM-MM!

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HOW 'BOUT WE TRADE OFF
EVERY HOUR?

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MM-MM!

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- EVERY HALF HOUR?
- MM-MM!

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- EVERY 15 MINUTES?
- MM-MM!

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- FIVE MINUTES?
- MM-MM!

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ONE MINUTE?

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N-N-NO!

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OKAY, MY FINAL OFFER:

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WE TRADE OFF EVERY SECOND.

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ONE!

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ONE!

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ONE!

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I HATE THEM.

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HOWDY, PATRICK, SPONGEBOB.

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both:
HI, SANDY.

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WHAT IN TARNATION'S GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?

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SPONGEBOB WON'T LET ME
PLAY WITH MY TOY!

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PATRICK WON'T SHARE
OUR TOY!

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WHAT YOU NEED
IS A MEDIATOR.

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Y'ALL BEST SIT DOWN
AND WORK THIS OUT.

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NOW, THE MAIN PROBLEM
IN AN ARGUMENT

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IS A LACK OF COMMUNICATION.

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YOU CAN ONLY RESOLVE CONFLICT
WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

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SO I WANT EACH OF YOU TO STATE

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WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT
TO EACH OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

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WATER!

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- WHOO!
- HOO, BOY!

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THAT MEDIATOR LADY
MADE SOME GOOD POINTS.

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MOST DEFINITELY.

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IT TAKES UNDERSTANDING.

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COMMUNICATION IS KEY.

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GIMME!

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GIMME!

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GIMME!

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GIMME!

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- GIVE IT!
- IT'S MINE!

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IT'S MY TURN!

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NO, IT'S MINE!

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MINE!

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IF I CAN'T HAVE IT,

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NO ONE CAN!

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chomp!

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gulp!

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AH.

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NO!

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AVAST, THERE, LADDIES.

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WHAT'S ALL THIS RUCKARUS
ABOUT NOW?

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IT'S OUR KRABBY PATTY TOY,
MR. KRABS,

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AND PATRICK ATE IT
SO THAT I COULDN'T PLAY WITH IT.

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SPONGEBOB WON'T LET ME
PLAY WITH IT.

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ONLY BECAUSE YOU
HOGGED IT ALL NIGHT.

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- I DID NOT!
- DID TOO!

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NUH-UH.

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- OH, YOU TOY EATER!
- TATTLETALE!

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE.

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NOW, SETTLE DOWN.

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ALL THIS BRAWLING
IS OVER A TOY?

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YOU TWO SHOULDN'T LET
A LITTLE TRINKET

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GET BETWEEN YOUSE.

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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES.

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IF I GAVE EACH OF YOU
ANOTHER TOY,

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WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?

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both:
YES.

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WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK!

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YOU TWO SEEMED SO THRILLED
WITH THE TOY,

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I HAD AN ENTIRE CASE
OF 'EM MADE.

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THEY BEEN SELLING
LIKE HOTCAKES.

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THAT'LL BE $13.50 EACH.

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THIS TIME, IT'S ON ME.

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PATRICK, THAT'S MY MONEY.

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HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
ABOUT SHARING?

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SPONGEBOB, ONE EXTRA LARGE
ORDER OF SEA FRIES.

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AND?

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PLEASE.

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NOW, THAT WASN'T SO HARD,
WAS IT?

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YES.
YES, IT WAS.

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ONE LARGE SEA FRIES
COMING UP.

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ding!

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YAY!

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ONE LARGE SEA FRIES,
EXTRA WEIRD.

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SPONGEBOB!

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PLEASE REPORT TO ME OFFICE.

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NOW, LISTEN UP, SON.

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I'VE CALLED YOU HERE ON
OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB BUSINESS.

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EVERY YEAR,
ME FELLOW CHEAPSKATE CRABS

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MEET TO DISCUSS NEW WAYS OF
BEING STINGY IN THE WORKPLACE,

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BUT MORE THAN THAT,

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THEY BESTOW THE AWARD
FOR CHEAPEST CRAB,

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AND THIS YEAR,
I'VE BEEN NOMINATED.

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CRABS…NOMINATED…
AWARD…

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AWARD?

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SO I'LL BE OUT OF TOWN
FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY,

252
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,560
AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

253
00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:56,769
ROAD TRIP!

254
00:12:56,893 --> 00:12:58,519
ON THIS TRIP,
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU

255
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,644
ALL ME CHEAPSKATE KNOWLEDGE

256
00:13:00,769 --> 00:13:03,101
LIKE YOU WERE THE SON
I NEVER WANTED.

257
00:13:03,227 --> 00:13:05,268
OOH, CAN I CALL YOU DADDY?

258
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,644
- NO.
- PA?

259
00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:08,018
- NO.
- POP?

260
00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:09,435
- NO.
- PAPA?

261
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:10,893
- NO.
- MY OLD MAN?

262
00:13:11,018 --> 00:13:12,477
- NO.
- DADDYKINS?

263
00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:13,602
- MAYBE.
- GRAMPY JOE?

264
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,851
- smack!
- NO.

265
00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:16,976
NOW, THIS'LL BE A GREAT
LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR YOU,

266
00:13:17,101 --> 00:13:18,227
SO KEEP YOUR BRAIN PEELED.

267
00:13:18,352 --> 00:13:19,893
CAN DO, MR. KRABS.

268
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:21,685
AND IN THE TRADITION
OF THE EVENT,

269
00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,644
WE ARE REQUIRED
TO TRAVEL CHEAPLY,

270
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,143
AND I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
THE CHEAPEST WAY TO DO IT.

271
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,227
HEAVE!

272
00:13:33,143 --> 00:13:34,143
pop!

273
00:13:36,185 --> 00:13:37,893
foomp!

274
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,685
ATTENTION,
CHEAPSKATE ATTENDEES.

275
00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:44,893
I, EUGENE KRABS,
HAVE ONLY SPENT ON ME TRAVEL

276
00:13:45,018 --> 00:13:48,477
THE PRICE OF A 1¢ STAMP!

277
00:13:50,644 --> 00:13:52,435
THANK YOU.

278
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,352
I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE
TOP THAT.

279
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:56,477
pop!

280
00:13:57,727 --> 00:13:59,602
CHINTZY MCGEE?

281
00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,477
THANKS FOR LETTING ME
HITCH A RIDE, KRABS.

282
00:14:01,602 --> 00:14:03,477
I DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND
A PENNY ON TRAVEL.

283
00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:06,101
all: OOH!

284
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:07,519
SNAP!

285
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:08,644
BETTER WISH HIM LUCK, KID.

286
00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:10,185
HE'LL NEED IT.

287
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,295
GOOD LUCK, MR. KRABS!

288
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,393
COME ON.

289
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,060
YOUR ROOM, SIR.

290
00:14:18,185 --> 00:14:20,101
YOU SEE THAT, LADDIE?

291
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,602
THE OUTSTRETCHED HAND
IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DANGERS

292
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,851
TO BECOMING A TRUE CHEAPSKATE.

293
00:14:23,976 --> 00:14:25,727
HE WANTS A TIP.

294
00:14:25,851 --> 00:14:27,769
WHAT'S A TIP?

295
00:14:27,893 --> 00:14:32,143
IT MEANS HE WANTS MONEY
FOR NOTHING.

296
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:33,602
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY.

297
00:14:33,727 --> 00:14:34,893
ting!

298
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,602
THERE YOU ARE, LAD.

299
00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:39,644
WOW. A QUARTER.

300
00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,769
YOU, SIR,
ARE A REAL CHEAPSKATE.

301
00:14:41,893 --> 00:14:44,143
WHY, THANK YOU.

302
00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:45,435
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY, BOY.

303
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,393
YOU GIVE IT A LITTLE LEAD

304
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,143
AND THEN SNATCH IT BACK.

305
00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:53,893
OH, LIKE I HAVEN'T ALREADY
SEEN THAT GAG TEN TIMES…

306
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,185
TODAY.

307
00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:58,644
GO AHEAD. GIVE IT A TRY.

308
00:14:58,769 --> 00:15:00,935
AYE, AYE, SIR.

309
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,185
ting!

310
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,393
HERE YOU ARE, SONNY,

311
00:15:03,519 --> 00:15:06,143
A NICE SHINY QUARTER.

312
00:15:12,352 --> 00:15:13,560
GO ON, BOY.

313
00:15:13,685 --> 00:15:15,393
YOUR QUARTER'S GETTING AWAY.

314
00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:20,477
crunch!

315
00:15:20,602 --> 00:15:22,310
QUIT FOOLING AROUND.

316
00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:23,560
I GOT AN AWARD TO WIN.

317
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:27,310
snap!

318
00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:28,560
pop!

319
00:15:28,685 --> 00:15:29,685
MY QUARTER!

320
00:15:36,851 --> 00:15:38,268
HI, FELLERS.

321
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,477
ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR.

322
00:15:44,602 --> 00:15:46,352
YOU STILL KNOW
THE CHEAPSKATE HANDSHAKE?

323
00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:48,227
OF COURSE.

324
00:15:48,352 --> 00:15:50,602
both:
PENNY PINCHING, PENNY PINCHING.

325
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,185
WHOO!

326
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,893
WHOO!

327
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:55,810
both:
CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP.

328
00:15:58,018 --> 00:16:00,060
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
ME FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB.

329
00:16:00,185 --> 00:16:01,976
I'VE BEEN GIVING HIM
SOME POINTERS.

330
00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:05,393
AH, TRAINING HIM
IN THE CHEAPSKATE ARTS, EH?

331
00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:07,393
YOU'RE LEARNING
FROM THE MASTER, KIDDO.

332
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,893
I COOK KRABBY PATTIES.

333
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,227
YES, SURE, YOU DO.

334
00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:13,227
LATER, KRABS.

335
00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:15,143
LAD, YOU'RE SURROUNDED
BY STINGY WISDOM,

336
00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:17,227
SO TRY TO PICK UP
SOME POINTERS,

337
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,935
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T LEND ANYONE MONEY.

338
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:24,393
25, 26…

339
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:25,644
ding!

340
00:16:25,769 --> 00:16:27,560
LET'S MINGLE.

341
00:16:29,477 --> 00:16:31,143
ATTENTION, PENNY-PINCHERS!

342
00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,644
WHAT? WHAT'D HE SAY?
WHAT?

343
00:16:34,769 --> 00:16:36,101
OH!

344
00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:39,685
PENNY-PINCHERS.

345
00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,810
IT'S TIME TO AWARD
THE TROPHY

346
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,393
FOR THIS YEAR'S
CHEAPEST CRAB.

347
00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:52,227
EUGENE KRABS
IN <i>SIGN OF THE TIMES.</i>

348
00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:04,851
- HUH?
- $1 PER FOOTSTEP?

349
00:17:04,976 --> 00:17:06,560
I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

350
00:17:09,477 --> 00:17:10,462
HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

351
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,644
ding! ding! ding!

352
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,893
THANK YOU.

353
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,685
GOOD STUFF!

354
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,727
NEXT UP
IS BEUFORD BARGAIN BOTTOM

355
00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:22,935
IN <i>CONVENIENCE STORE CAPER.</i>

356
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:26,310
beep! beep! beep!

357
00:17:26,435 --> 00:17:28,727
UH, YOU CHARGED ME
THREE TIMES.

358
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:31,393
YEAH,
THREE TIMES THE FLAVOR,

359
00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:33,393
THREE TIMES THE PRICE.

360
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:40,810
AND DWIGHT T. WAD
IN <i>TYING UP LOOSE ENDS.</i>

361
00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:51,352
AW, JEEZ.

362
00:17:51,477 --> 00:17:53,976
I DIDN'T THINK THE COMPETITION
WOULD BE SO STIFF THIS YEAR.

363
00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:56,519
I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP
ON THIS ONE.

364
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:03,851
WELL, THAT'S HIGHLY
UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT OKAY.

365
00:18:03,976 --> 00:18:05,727
WE WILL NOW HEAR A TESTIMONY

366
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:09,393
FROM A KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE.

367
00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:11,769
I NEED YOU TO TESTIFY
ABOUT HOW CHEAP I AM,

368
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:14,143
SO IF YOU NEED TO DO
A LITTLE EXAGGERATING…

369
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,143
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT,
ARE YOU?

370
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:25,976
MM-MM.

371
00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:28,101
EXAGGERATING
IS LIKE TELLING THE TRUTH,

372
00:18:28,227 --> 00:18:30,393
ONLY WITH LITTLE LIES
SPRINKLED IN

373
00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:34,101
TO MAKE IT TRUE…ER.

374
00:18:34,227 --> 00:18:36,393
YOU'RE TEACHING ME TO LIE?

375
00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:38,227
LYING IS WRONG, MR. KRABS.

376
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:40,227
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

377
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,435
EXAGGERATING IS COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT FROM LYING.

378
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,435
YOU'RE TAKING THE TRUTH

379
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,851
AND JUST SEASONING IT
WITH LITTLE LIES.

380
00:18:48,976 --> 00:18:51,268
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE
YOU PUT SALT ON A KRABBY PATTY,

381
00:18:51,393 --> 00:18:54,893
IT DOESN'T MAKE IT
A "SALTY PATTY," DOES IT?

382
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,143
NO?

383
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,810
WELL, GOOD ENOUGH.

384
00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:58,935
JUST MAKE SURE
YOU EXAGGERATE ENOUGH

385
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,060
FOR ME TO WIN.

386
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:11,560
UM, MR. KRABS
HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY…

387
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:14,101
THE VERY…

388
00:19:14,227 --> 00:19:16,519
VERY RED.

389
00:19:16,644 --> 00:19:17,644
smack!

390
00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:19,268
EXAGGERATE!

391
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:20,602
OH…
BLUE!

392
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,185
NO, ABOUT ME BEING CHEAP.

393
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:27,185
UM, MR. KRABS IS…IS…
IS A VERY GENEROUS EMPLOYER.

394
00:19:29,143 --> 00:19:31,435
NO, NO, NO, NO,
EXAGGERATE THE OTHER WAY!

395
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,227
DE-EXAGGERATE, UM…

396
00:19:33,352 --> 00:19:35,268
HE'S NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY.

397
00:19:35,393 --> 00:19:38,893
HE IS DOING IT
FOR HIS LOYAL EMPLOYEES.

398
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:40,851
OH, HOW CAN HE LIVE
WITH HIMSELF?

399
00:19:40,976 --> 00:19:42,893
- GET OUT.
- JUST DISGUSTING.

400
00:19:43,018 --> 00:19:45,893
VACATION TIME, REGULAR RAISES,

401
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,227
TO MR. KRABS,
THESE ARE JUST LITTLE GIFTS

402
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:49,976
THAT HE'S GLAD TO GIVE US

403
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,435
SO THAT HE CAN SEE
THE LOOK ON OUR FACES

404
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,253
WHEN HE HANDS US OUR PAYCHECK.

405
00:19:52,268 --> 00:19:53,727
GAH!

406
00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:55,227
WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

407
00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:57,477
DISQUALIFIED!

408
00:20:03,352 --> 00:20:07,644
MR. KRABS, YOU LEFT SOME
BITTER TEARS ON THE NIGHTSTAND.

409
00:20:09,268 --> 00:20:12,769
THANKS.

410
00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:14,602
CHEER UP, MR. KRABS.

411
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:16,810
YOU MAY NOT HAVE WON THE AWARD,

412
00:20:16,935 --> 00:20:19,018
BUT YOU'VE TAUGHT THIS SPONGE
A LOT ABOUT STINGINESS.

413
00:20:19,143 --> 00:20:21,018
OOH!

414
00:20:21,143 --> 00:20:23,727
I ALMOST FORGOT TO PACK
THESE HOTEL TOILETRIES!

415
00:20:23,851 --> 00:20:26,810
AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THESE HOTEL TOWELS.

416
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:30,185
BUT ISN'T THAT STEALING?

417
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,560
STEALING?

418
00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:33,018
PBBBBBBT!

419
00:20:33,143 --> 00:20:35,143
WE'RE EXAGGERATING.

420
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:40,976
WELL, COULD WE EXAGGERATE
THIS PILLOW TOO?

421
00:20:41,101 --> 00:20:42,893
WELL, ONLY IF YOU HELP ME

422
00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,893
EXAGGERATE
THIS AIR CONDITIONER.

423
00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:47,851
SURE, BOY.

424
00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:51,185
BUT WHY NOT EXAGGERATE
THE WHOLE WALL?

425
00:20:58,143 --> 00:20:59,143
rip!

426
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,976
WELL, I DIDN'T WIN THE AWARD,

427
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:15,143
BUT IT'S BEEN NICE
EXAGGERATING WITH YOU, BOY.

428
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:21,268
DO YOU HAVE ANY HOTEL PROPERTY
IN THIS BAG?

429
00:21:21,393 --> 00:21:22,685
PREPOSTEROUS.

430
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:24,519
THIS IS ALL MINE.

431
00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:28,018
pop!

432
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,185
LOOKS LIKE HE BIT OFF
MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW.

433
00:21:39,727 --> 00:21:41,893
YOU LIFTED
THE ENTIRE HOTEL ROOM?

434
00:21:42,018 --> 00:21:45,393
AH-AH!
EXAGGERATED.

435
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:53,893
THAT IS THE STINGIEST DISPLAY
I HAVE EVER SEEN.

436
00:21:54,018 --> 00:21:58,060
I DECLARE YOU THE NEW WINNER!

437
00:22:00,477 --> 00:22:01,893
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!

438
00:22:05,685 --> 00:22:08,352
pop!

439
00:22:08,477 --> 00:22:12,060
THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING
SO I COULD WIN.

440
00:22:12,185 --> 00:22:14,352
PUT HER THERE,
SPONGEBOB, ME BOY.

441
00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:15,477
SURE.

442
00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:16,504
pop!

443
00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:17,519
OOP.

444
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,769
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