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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

2
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

3
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

4
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

5
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♪ OHH... ♪

6
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

7
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

8
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

9
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

10
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

11
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

12
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

13
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

14
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

15
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

16
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

17
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SPONGEBOB

18
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SQUAREPANTS!

19
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[laughing]

20
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♪ ♪

21
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[waves crashing]

22
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[dramatic orchestral music]

23
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♪ ♪

24
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[yawns]

25
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I'M BORED.

26
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HMM, INTERESTING.

27
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ME TOO!

28
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LET'S GO LOOK
FOR SOMETHING TO DO

29
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IN OLD MAN SQUIDWARD'S SHED.

30
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OLD MAN SQUIDWARD'S SHED?

31
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YYYUUUP.

32
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- [whistles]
- OOOOH.

33
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[both gasp]
WHAT'S THAT?

34
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WHAT IS IT?

35
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I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.

36
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[sighs]

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♪ LA-DA-DEE, LA-DA-DUM,
LA-DA-DOO ♪

38
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♪ LA-DA-DEE, LA-DA-DUM,
LA-DA ♪

39
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- [trilling lips]
- [laughing]

40
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- [gasps]
IT'S OLD MAN SQUIDWARD.

41
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HIDE!

42
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- ♪ LA-DA-DEE, LA-DA-DUM,
LA-DA-DOO ♪

43
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♪ DOO-DOO-DOO
DOO-DOO-DOO-DA-DA-DOO ♪

44
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HMM.

45
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WHERE'S MY TROWEL?

46
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[whispering] SPONGEBOB?

47
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[whispering] YES, PATRICK?

48
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[whispering] IS THIS A TROWEL?

49
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[whispering] YES, PATRICK.

50
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OH, HERE IT IS.

51
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[screaming]

52
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DON'T HURT US, SQUIDWARD.

53
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WE'RE BORED.

54
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- WE JUST WANT
TO PLAY WITH YOUR...

55
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WHATEVER THIS THING IS.

56
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

57
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YOU MORONS WOULD PROBABLY--

58
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YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH MY LAWN MOWER?

59
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both: YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

60
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- THANKS FOR LETTING US MOW
YOUR LAWN, SQUIDWARD.

61
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AHHH! MY PATTY-FLIPPING HAND!

62
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[both crying]

63
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[giggles maniacally]

64
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[engine humming]

65
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KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.

66
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crash!

67
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[giggling and shouting]

68
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[screams]

69
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WHOA!

70
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[giggling]

71
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- VROOM-VROOM-VROOM-VROOM.

72
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[laughter]

73
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[tires squealing]

74
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[humming]

75
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EXCUSE ME, DAVY.

76
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I'VE GOT MY FIRST BLIND DATE
IN 400 YEARS,

77
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AND I'VE GOT TO LOOK GOOD.

78
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HMM, IT'S A LITTLE TORN.

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COURSE, IT WAS THE SHIRT
I WAS BURIED IN.

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AH, MEMORIES.

81
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[sniffs]

82
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[glass shattering]

83
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[hacking]

84
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[panting]

85
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OKAY, THAT ONE'S A BIT RIPE.

86
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HMM.

87
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STAINED.

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NAW.

89
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TOO ITCHY.

90
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HEY, THERE SHE IS.

91
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I'VE BEEN SAVIN' THIS BEAUTY
FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.

92
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[hissing]

93
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LOOKIN' GOOD.

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[rumbling and laughter]

95
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[tires squealing and laughter]

96
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[rumbling and laughter]

97
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[dirt splatting]

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[flames whooshing]

99
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- WHO DARES--

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[buzzing]

101
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WHO--

102
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[buzzing]

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DISTURB--

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[buzzing]

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THE FLYIN'--

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[buzzing]

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DUTCHMAN?

108
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MY BEARD!

109
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HEY!

110
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thwack!

111
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[growls]

112
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[zapping]

113
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WHO DARES DISTURB
THE FLYIN' DUTCHMAN?

114
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- YOU'RE NOT
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

115
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- YEAH, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
HAS A BEARD.

116
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- I DON'T LOOK LIKE
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

117
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BECAUSE YOU MORONS
CUT OFF MY BEARD!

118
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- OH, MAKES YOU LOOK
A THOUSAND YEARS YOUNGER.

119
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I DON'T WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER.

120
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I HATE YOUTH.

121
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I'LL PROBABLY
GET PIMPLES AGAIN.

122
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- YOUR BEARD
WILL JUST GROW BACK.

123
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- YOU KNOW NOTHING
OF MY FACIAL HAIR.

124
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IT'LL TAKE A THOUSAND YEARS
FOR MY BEARD TO GROW BACK!

125
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- I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE GHOSTS.

126
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- WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME
YOU LEARNED.

127
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UNTIL MY BEARD GROWS BACK,

128
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I'M GONNA TURN YOU TWO FOOLS
INTO GHOSTS.

129
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PREPARE TO BE...

130
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[echoing] GHOSTIFIED.

131
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GHOSTIFIED?

132
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[chuckles]

133
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THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD.

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[crying]

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[giggling]

136
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- OKAY, YOU'RE HAVING
TOO MUCH FUN.

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[zapping]

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[shouting]

139
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- WE'RE MERMAIDS.
[chortles]

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YOU'RE GHOSTS!

141
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both: OHH.

142
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WE'RE GHOSTS.

143
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both: YAY!

144
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- THIS ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT
THE WAY I IMAGINED.

145
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both: OHHHHHHH.

146
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SQUIIIIDWARRRRRD.

147
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IT'S SPONGEBOOOOB.

148
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AND PATRIIIICK.

149
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WE'RE GHOOOOOSTS.

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both: OOOOOOOH.

151
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- WE'RE GOING
TO HAUNT YOU FOREVEEEEER.

152
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both: OHHHHHHH.

153
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[blubbering]

154
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- EH, WELL,
THAT KILLED THE MOOD.

155
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both: OOOOOOOH.

156
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- I KNEW I SHOULDN'T
HAVE LENT THEM MY LAWN MOWER.

157
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GOOD NIGHT, PATRICK.

158
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[sighs] BEING A GHOST
CAN SURE TIRE YOU OUT.

159
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GOOD NIGHT, GHOST BUDDY.

160
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THAT'S ODD.

161
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HOWEVER SHALL I GET IN?

162
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BLAHRB!

163
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OH.

164
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HMM, WELL, THAT'S HANDY.

165
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[yawns]
I AM BEAT.

166
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WELL, I DON'T NEED
TO TAKE THE STAIRS.

167
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[whooshing]

168
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[sighs]

169
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[snoring]

170
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HEY, PATRICK,

171
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I DIDN'T SLEEP
SO GOOD LAST NIGHT.

172
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I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL.

173
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I COULD SEE
THROUGH MY EYELIDS.

174
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MY EYELIDS!

175
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[gasps] I'M LATE FOR WORK.

176
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MY EYELIDS.

177
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[panting]

178
00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,291
DON'T WORRY, MR. KRABS.
I'M HERE.

179
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AAAAH! MERMAID!

180
00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,625
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE LATE.

181
00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,083
WHY ARE YOU BRIGHT GREEN?

182
00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:12,667
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS?

183
00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,875
HE'S A GHOST, MR. KRABS.

184
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A GHOST, EH?

185
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CAN YOU STILL COOK
KRABBY PATTIES?

186
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CAN DO, MR. KRABS.

187
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- THEN GET YOUR CAPTAIN'S
QUARTERS IN THE KITCHEN.

188
00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,750
- AYE, AYE,
OH, LIVING EMPLOYER.

189
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EW.

190
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪

191
00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:32,709
[humming]

192
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[splatting]

193
00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,250
[whistling]

194
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clink!

195
00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,542
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

196
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splat!

197
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[sizzling]

198
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[grunts]

199
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[grunts]

200
00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,083
[groaning]

201
00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,667
[sobbing]

202
00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:10,959
I CAN'T COOK KRABBY PATTIES.

203
00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:14,083
I DON'T WANT TO BE
A GHOST ANYMORE, PATRICK.

204
00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,166
I DON'T EITHER.

205
00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,375
I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING.

206
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,959
FOOD JUST GOES
RIGHT THROUGH ME.

207
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:23,250
UGH.

208
00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:26,083
- MAYBE THE WEIRD HAIRLESS MAN
WILL CHANGE US BACK.

209
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,625
- YEAH, LET'S GO SEE
THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

210
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:35,083
- AH, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE
MY PERSONALITY.

211
00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,125
both: CHANGE US BACK.
CHANGE US BACK.

212
00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,792
- WE DON'T LIKE BEING GHOSTS.
I HATE BEING A GHOST.

213
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:42,250
PLEASE, MR. DUTCHMAN,
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.

214
00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:44,834
CONSTANTLY MOANING
AND GROANING.

215
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,709
INVISIBLE TO THE WORLD.

216
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,750
LIVING WITHOUT A SOUL.

217
00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:49,917
IT'S MISERABLE.

218
00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:52,458
- HOW COULD ANYONE
LIVE LIKE THIS?

219
00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,417
[slurping]

220
00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,125
- HMM,
I GUESS YOU FEEL MY PAIN.

221
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,750
I'LL LIFT THE CURSE FROM YOU.

222
00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:05,750
[thunder booming]

223
00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:11,208
snap!

224
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,542
HEY, WE'RE STILL GHOSTS.

225
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,041
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

226
00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:19,750
THE CURSE WILL WEAR OFF
WHEN MY BEARD GROWS BACK.

227
00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:20,875
[both gasp]

228
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,375
BUT WE WANT TO BE NORMAL NOW.

229
00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,041
- WELL, I WANT
TO BE ON MY DATE NOW.

230
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,667
BUT YOU KNUCKLEHEADS
LOUSED THAT UP TOO.

231
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,959
[tinkling]

232
00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,917
- WE'RE STILL GHOSTS BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T GO ON YOUR DATE?

233
00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:37,709
- AND YOU CAN'T GO ON YOUR DATE
BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY?

234
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,542
both: MAKEOVER.

235
00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:44,250
boing!

236
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:45,208
sproing!

237
00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:53,166
[squishing]

238
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,375
[buzzing]

239
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,709
[squashing]

240
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,583
[panting]

241
00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:05,333
[buzzing]

242
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:12,583
THANKS, FELLAS.

243
00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:13,583
I LOVE THE NEW BEARD.

244
00:11:13,709 --> 00:11:14,834
[giggles]

245
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,417
WELL, I'M OFF ON MY DATE.

246
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,875
DON'T WAIT UP.

247
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,750
[both chuckle]

248
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,375
I DON'T GET IT.

249
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,083
SEVERAL MONTHS LATER...

250
00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,458
- WELL, HERE WE ARE
SEVERAL MONTHS LATER.

251
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,458
I WONDER HOW THE DUTCHMAN AND
HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND ARE DOING.

252
00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:32,083
I CAN'T DO IT.

253
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,875
SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME.

254
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,458
I AIN'T THE MARRYIN' TYPE.

255
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,250
[loud screeching]

256
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,083
AAAHHH!

257
00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,166
ding!

258
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,083
[tires squealing]

259
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:04,125
AH, WHAT A DAY.

260
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,125
♪ LA-DA-DEE, LA-DA-DUM,
LA-DA-DOO ♪

261
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,166
♪ LA-DA-DEE, LA-DA-DUM,
LA-DA-DOO ♪

262
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:14,250
GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY KRAB.

263
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,750
OH, SORRY, SQUIDWARD.

264
00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:16,792
DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

265
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,417
NOT A PROBLEM, SPONGEBOB.

266
00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:21,250
NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL.

267
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:24,083
- SPECIALS?
WE DON'T HAVE SPECIALS.

268
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,083
[heavy grating]

269
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,417
[thumping]

270
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:31,291
[baby screaming]

271
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,083
[grating]

272
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,458
GOOD MORNING, SIR.

273
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,500
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

274
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,834
[breathy hissing]

275
00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:40,917
I THINK I'LL HAVE
A KRABBY PATTY.

276
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:41,917
thwap!

277
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,208
[groans]

278
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,959
OOH.

279
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,375
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMIN' UP.

280
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,667
- MR. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE
IN A CHIPPER MOOD THIS MORNIN'.

281
00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,125
DID YOU GET AN ORDER
OF FANCY DECORATIVE SOAPS

282
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,417
IN THE MAIL OR SOMETHIN'?

283
00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:54,542
EVEN BETTER.

284
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,125
I HAVE A CLARINET RECITAL

285
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,333
IMMEDIATELY AFTER WORK TODAY,

286
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,083
SO AIN'T NOTHING
GONNA RUIN MY DAY.

287
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,917
[baby cooing]

288
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,959
- OOH, OOH,
TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR.

289
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,083
NO NEED.

290
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,083
SEE? NOT A DROP.

291
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,250
[splatting]

292
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,750
[growls]

293
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:18,125
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

294
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,792
- I TOLD YOU.
THERE'S NO EARLY BIRD SPECIAL.

295
00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,250
NOW, STOP CALLIN' ME HERE,
MOTHER.

296
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,792
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

297
00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:26,125
- WHAT?
- THIS.

298
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,834
- NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK,
SQUIDWARD.

299
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:30,250
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

300
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,875
I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE
MY PERSONAL ITEMS BEING SOILED

301
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:36,083
BY THE RABBLE THAT CRAWLS
INTO THIS RESTAURANT.

302
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:39,375
I DEMAND A PLACE
TO PUT MY STUFF.

303
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,542
HMM. OKAY.

304
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,542
I SUPPOSE YOU COULD PUT IT
WITH THE NACHO CHEESE.

305
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,792
NO ONE'S GONE NEAR THAT
IN YEARS.

306
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,959
YOU EVER READ THIS, KRABS?

307
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,333
- BIKINI BOTTOM
LABOR REGULATIONS?

308
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:53,709
EW, GROSS!

309
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,959
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.

310
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,166
IT'S GIVIN' ME HIVES.

311
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,250
- IT SPECIFICALLY STATES
THAT ALL EMPLOYERS

312
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:04,083
MUST PROVIDE
HIS OR HER EMPLOYEES

313
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:07,166
WITH A SECURE, CLEAN PLACE
TO STORE PERSONAL PROPERTY.

314
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:09,125
AH, BLAST YOU, SQUIDWARD.

315
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,125
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN.

316
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,291
I GUESS I COULD RUSTLE
SOMETHING UP FOR YOU.

317
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,583
YEAH, SIZZLE THOSE JUICES.

318
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,542
[makes sizzling sound]

319
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,709
[muttering]

320
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,291
OH, HERE WE GO.

321
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:25,375
FOUND IT.

322
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,667
WOW. WHAT IS IT?

323
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,667
IT'S ME OLD NAVY LOCKER.

324
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,375
GOOD AS NEW.

325
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,208
WHO'S THAT, MR. KRABS?

326
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,750
- THAT APPEARS
TO BE CORPORAL STERLING, LAD.

327
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,834
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT PRANK.

328
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:40,458
SQUIDWARD,
YOUR LOCKER'S READY.

329
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,291
- OOH, DO WE GET TO SHARE THIS
LOCKER LIKE WE SHARE HAIRNETS?

330
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,500
NOT IN A WHALE'S AGE.

331
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,875
- NOW, NOT SO FAST,
MR. SQUIDWARD.

332
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,500
THE LAW REQUIRES
THAT ALL EMPLOYEES

333
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,834
HAVE A SECURE PLACE
FOR PERSONAL ITEMS.

334
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,959
SO YOU ARE REQUIRED
BY LAW TO SHARE.

335
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,875
OH, I SUPPOSE I CAN SHARE,

336
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,750
BUT ONLY SINCE
IT'S REQUIRED BY LAW.

337
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,834
HEY, THIS THING IS FILTHY.

338
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,417
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO CLEAN IT.

339
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,166
NO, HE DOESN'T.

340
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,333
AND I DON'T EITHER.

341
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:12,083
[coughing]

342
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,792
[sucking sound]

343
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:24,291
[water rushing]

344
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,291
[sparkling sound]

345
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,083
- BLIMEY. SHE HASN'T SPARKLED
LIKE THIS SINCE BOOT CAMP.

346
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,417
CARRY ON, BOYS.

347
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,458
IMPRESSIVE INDEED.

348
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,083
JUST KEEP YOUR GRUBBY
LITTLE HANDS TO YOUR SIDE.

349
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,750
YOU GOT IT, SQUIDWARD.

350
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,500
FINALLY I HAVE A CLEAN PLACE
TO STORE MY TOOTHBRUSH.

351
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,250
JUST DON'T TOUCH MY CLARINET.

352
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,458
- I PROMISE NOTHING UNTOWARD
WILL HAPPEN.

353
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:51,083
ORDER UP, SPONGEBOB.

354
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,834
SPONGEBOB, WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?

355
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:54,375
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE FRY COOKING.

356
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,083
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF.

357
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,083
I DIDN'T.

358
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,834
I WORE PROTECTIVE GLOVES.

359
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,208
AND BESIDES, DON'T YOU LIKE
HOW CLASSY IT LOOKS NOW?

360
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,083
VELVET?

361
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,083
- NOW, I'D LIKE TO STAND BY AND
IDLY CHAT WITH YOU, SQUIDWARD,

362
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,083
BUT I MUST ATTEND
TO MY KRUSTY KRAB DUTIES.

363
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,750
IN THE FUTURE,
PLEASE KEEP YOUR INTERRUPTIONS

364
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,083
TO A MINIMUM, SIR,
PLEASE.

365
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:16,083
- AND HERE IS YOUR CHANGE,
MA'AM.

366
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,875
WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING NOW?

367
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,083
[clattering]

368
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,417
LOOSE CHANGE.

369
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,417
[shouting]

370
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,458
AAAAARRRR!

371
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,792
[apelike hooting]

372
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,709
[roaring]

373
00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,959
- I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO SHOVE THOSE BOXES

374
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:34,208
INTO THAT LOCKER.

375
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,959
- TOO LATE.
IT'S ALREADY DONE.

376
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,208
- IF YOU SMASHED MY CLARINET,
SO HELP ME, NEPTUNE, I WILL--

377
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:42,458
- DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.

378
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,291
I EXPANDED A BIT.

379
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,583
- WELL, IT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY,
BUT WHERE'S MY CLARINET?

380
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:47,959
WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.

381
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,166
WE JUST SIMPLY CONSULT
THE CARD CATALOG

382
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:55,208
AND FIND SQUIDWARD'S CLARINET,
DRAWER 36.8-B.

383
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,458
SEE?

384
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,083
FINE, BUT REMEMBER,

385
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,667
IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT
THAT NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT.

386
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,625
NO WORRIES, BUDDY.

387
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:03,750
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

388
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,166
EAT UP.

389
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,458
[drill whirring,
hammer pounding]

390
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,166
WHAT'S HE DOING?

391
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,583
[drilling and cranking]

392
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:12,625
MAY I ORDER, PLEASE?

393
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,542
- ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

394
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,542
- I'LL HAVE--

395
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,083
[drill whirring]

396
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,250
EVERYTHING OKAY BACK THERE?

397
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:22,208
- YEAH, JUST A BIT
OF, UM, RENOVATION.

398
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,083
[sawing and banging]

399
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,500
[saw buzzing]

400
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,166
MY CLARINET.

401
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:29,125
SPONGEBOB.

402
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,166
SPONGE--

403
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,208
SPONGEBOB?

404
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,792
THERE, 36.8-B.

405
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,458
A NOTE?

406
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,333
- "ITEM HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY
MOVED DURING RECONSTRUCTION.

407
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,375
RELOCATED TO SHELF 1,018.2-E."

408
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,583
SPONGEBOB.

409
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:47,875
1,018.2-E.

410
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,500
ANOTHER NOTE?

411
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:54,333
- "OOPS. DID I SAY 1,018.2-E?

412
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:58,917
"I MEANT 2,019.3-M.

413
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,208
SORRY."

414
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,083
SPONGEBOB?

415
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,083
SPONGEBOB?

416
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,083
[laughing]

417
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,959
SPONGEBOB, WAIT.

418
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,750
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY--

419
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,333
[giggling]

420
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:21,709
- SPONGEBOB,
I DO NOT PLAY GAMES.

421
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,709
[gasps]

422
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:26,250
WHERE AM I?

423
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,417
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

424
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,291
[clicking]

425
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,917
MY CLARINET.

426
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,083
WHAT THE--

427
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,959
[laughing]

428
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,875
- HEY, COME BACK.
I NEED MY CLARINET.

429
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:37,875
COME BACK.

430
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:38,917
WHERE ARE YOU?

431
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,417
SPONGEBOB--OOF.

432
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:45,291
- I AM THE KEEPER
OF THE HORNED FOREST.

433
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,959
STATE YOUR BUSINESS HERE.

434
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,417
- I--I'M TRYING
TO FIND MY CLARINET.

435
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,542
YOUR CLARINET?

436
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,291
YES, MY CLARINET,

437
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,333
OF WHICH I AM THE PROUD OWNER.

438
00:18:56,458 --> 00:19:01,125
[laughs]

439
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:05,166
A CLARINET IS NOT OWNED.

440
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,875
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHY YOU'RE REALLY HERE?

441
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,208
YOU CALLIN' ME A LIAR?

442
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:13,208
I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR TONE.

443
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,667
- I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU.

444
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,333
THIS IS A SACRED PLACE

445
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,750
WHERE CLARINETS CAN LIVE
WITHOUT PERSECUTION.

446
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,792
YOU NEED TO LEARN RESPECT.

447
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:27,750
[groaning] I'VE LEARNED.

448
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,750
I'VE LEARNED RESPECT.

449
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,834
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

450
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:35,333
AAAHHH!

451
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,291
[splashing]

452
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,250
[gasps]

453
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,750
[coughs]

454
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,667
[laughing]

455
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:43,291
STAND STILL, YOU IDIOT.

456
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,417
[laughing]

457
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:48,083
I GOT YOU NOW.

458
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,500
[grunting]

459
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,333
AHA.

460
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,333
WHAT THE--

461
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,333
SPONGEBOB?

462
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:55,333
SPONGEBOB?

463
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,333
[laughing]

464
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,625
[snickering]

465
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,834
[sniffs]

466
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:06,208
HA-HA-HA.

467
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,375
GAH.

468
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,959
AAAHH!

469
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,000
[clarinets playing]

470
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,208
[blasting sound]

471
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,083
[grunting]

472
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,291
ding!

473
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:27,041
I WIN! I WIN!

474
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,667
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

475
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:33,291
- YOU TELL ME, WHAT IN THE WIDE
WORLD OF SPORTS IS THIS PLACE?

476
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,750
AND HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG?

477
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,375
HMM, MUST BE ALL THE PRESSURE.

478
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,458
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

479
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,458
IT MUST BE...

480
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:43,625
THE PRESSURE.

481
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,375
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

482
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,917
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
YOU IMBECILE?

483
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:50,458
[laughing]

484
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,000
[sucking sound]

485
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,333
[explosion]

486
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,542
[laughing]

487
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,709
[laughing]

488
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,583
ALMOST GOT YOU.

489
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,083
OOF. OOF.

490
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,208
[splattering]

491
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,792
[laughing]

492
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,917
I JUST SWEET-TALKED
AN OLD LADY

493
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,125
OUT OF 20 BUCKS
FOR A KRABBY PATTY.

494
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,375
[laughs]

495
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,083
[moaning]

496
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,208
SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?

497
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,458
[babbling incoherently]

498
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,125
SUCH A NIGHTMARE.

499
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,500
- SQUIDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY, BUDDY?

500
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,208
[coughs]

501
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,250
I TRIED TO GET MY CLARINET
IN THERE.

502
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,709
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

503
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:42,875
- CLARIN--OH, YOU MEAN THIS.

504
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,250
- [gasps]
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

505
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,542
- WELL, WITH ALL THE RUCKUS
YOU WERE MAKING OVER IT,

506
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,875
I KEPT IT WITH ME
JUST TO MAKE SURE IT WAS SAFE.

507
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,500
[growls]

508
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,208
CALL IT A FRIENDLY GESTURE.

509
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,750
- I'LL SHOW YOU
A FRIENDLY GESTURE.

510
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,208
DO YOU KNOW
THE HORROR I'VE ENDURED?

511
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:02,208
LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!

512
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,083
crash!

513
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,750
[tires squealing]

514
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,458
AH.

515
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,250
- ARE YOU READY,
MR. SQUIDWARD?

516
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,083
YES, YES, I AM.

517
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:26,542
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

518
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:27,875
WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH
TO GET--

519
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,083
GAAHHH!

520
00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,166
HI, SQUIDWARD.

521
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:31,333
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

522
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,542
WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH
TO GET HERE.

523
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:36,750
AHHHHHHHHHHH!

524
00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:39,083
- HUH, I WAS JUST GOING
TO BRING HIM HIS CLARINET.

525
00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:45,250
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526
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:50,667
[lilting ukulele music]

527
00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:58,583
♪ ♪

528
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{\an8}[kids laughing]