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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[coughing]

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- JUST TWO MORE MINUTES,
PATRICK.

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YUP.

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- LOOK!
HERE HE COMES!

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WHO?

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THANK YOU, MR. RANGER.

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YEAH, THANKS.

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YES?

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- AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
SOMETHING?

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- YEAH.
SOMETHING.

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[sighs]

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PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR...

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JELLYFISHING LICENSES.

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[both cheering]

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[jellyfish humming]

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PATRICK, LOOK!

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I CAUGHT A RARE BREED,
A GLOWING THREE-SPOT.

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HEY, I CAUGHT ONE TOO.

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THIS ONE'S A FIVE-SPOT.

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[jellyfish hums]

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PATRICK, GUESS WHAT.

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YOU LIKE IT HERE SO MUCH,

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YOU FEEL YOURSELF
BEING MOVED TO A SONG?

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YES, YES, HOW DID YOU GUESS?

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- WELL, I KIND OF FEEL
A MOVEMENT COMING ON MYSELF.

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- LET'S JUST START
WITH THE SONG.

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- YOU MEAN
THE JELLYFISHING SONG?

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THAT'S THE ONE.

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[pitch pipe toots]

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both: ♪ OH ♪

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♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

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- ♪ IT'S THE JELLYFISHING SONG ♪
- [claps]

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both: ♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

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♪ EVERYONE SING ALONG ♪
[both clap]

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both: ♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

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♪ IT'S THE JELLYFISHING SONG ♪
[both clap]

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both: ♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

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♪ EVERYONE SING ALONG ♪

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♪ I GO JELLYFISHING
IN THE MORNING ♪

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♪ I JELLYFISH ALL THE NIGHT ♪

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- ♪ JELLYFISHING
IN THE AFTERNOON ♪

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both: ♪ JELLYFISHING
MAKE ME FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪

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[jellyfish humming]

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♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

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♪ IT'S THE JELLYFISHING SONG ♪
[all clap]

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both: ♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

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♪ EVERYONE ♪

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♪ SING ♪

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both: ♪ EVERYONE SING ALONG ♪

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ba-dum! dum!

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- ISN'T IT GREAT
THAT THESE MAJESTIC CREATURES

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HAVE JELLYFISH FIELDS
TO CALL THEIR HOME?

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YOU BET.

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AND IT'S HIGHWAY CONVENIENT TOO,

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ACCORDING TO THAT BIG SIGN.

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- BIG SIGN?
I DIDN'T SEE A--

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JUMPING JELLYFISH,
THAT'S A BIG SIGN!

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- AND IT SAYS, "FUTURE SITE
OF THE SHELLY SUPERHIGHWAY."

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SUPERHIGHWAY?

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

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- OH, YEAH, IT'S SORT OF LIKE
OTHER ROADS,

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EXCEPT THERE ARE NO STOP S--

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I KNOW WHAT A SUPERHIGHWAY IS.

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I MEAN
FOR ALL THESE JELLYFISH,

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FOR US,

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FOR JELLYFISH FIELD!

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UH...SORRY.

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SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

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IS THAT IF THEY GO THROUGH
WITH THEIR PLANS

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TO BUILD THIS NEW SUPERHIGHWAY
THROUGH JELLYFISH FIELDS

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THAT EVERY SINGLE SPECIE
OF FLORA AND FAUNA

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THAT MAKES THIS PLACE
THEIR HABITAT

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WILL BE FORCED OUT OF
THE ECOSYSTEM THEY HAVE FORMED,

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EFFECTIVELY BEING DESTROYED?

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- WELL, THAT'S
A SIMPLIFIED VERSION,

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BUT, YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

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WHICH IS WHY
I HEREBY MAKE THIS SOLEMN VOW

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TO STOP THIS
SO-CALLED SHELLY SUPERHIGHWAY

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FROM EVER BEING BUILT.

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1,397,

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1,398--WHOA!

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- LARRY, YOU GOT TO HELP ME
STOP THE HIGHWAY.

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CAN'T RIGHT NOW, BRO.

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I GOT ABOUT 4,098 MORE REPS
TO DO.

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thud!

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- MERMAID MAN!
BARNACLE BOY!

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CERTAINLY WITH SUPERPOWERS
LIKE YOURS,

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WE CAN STOP THIS SUPERHIGHWAY.

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HMM.

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I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB.

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I ACTUALLY WOULD LIKE
TO HELP,

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BUT I'M JUST TOO BUSY
RIGHT NOW.

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TOO BUSY DOING WHAT?

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- I'M TOO BUSY TELLING YOU,
"NO!"

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[door slams]

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[whistling]

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[door clanks]

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PRIVATE SPONGEBOB!
AHOY!

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CAPTAIN MR. KRABS, AHOY.

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WHY, SPONGEBOB,

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THAT'S NOT YOUR USUAL
FOUR-FINGERED SALUTE.

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WELL, I GUESS I'M JUST UPSET

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BECAUSE THEY'RE BUILDING
A HIGHWAY OVER JELLYFISH FIELDS.

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- [sniffles]
- WELL, SPONGEBOB,

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I'D SURE HATE ME CUSTOMERS
TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.

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IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO HELP?

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REALLY, MR. KRABS?

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SURE, WHY NOT?

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OH, MR. KRABS!

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I JUST KNOW THAT TOGETHER,

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WE CAN STOP
THAT NASTY OLD HIGHWAY

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FROM GOING RIGHT THROUGH
JELLYFISH FIELDS.

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UH, YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT

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THE SHELLY SUPERHIGHWAY,
ARE YOU?

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YEAH, WHY?

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- UH, WELL,
'CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY

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IN FAVOR
OF THAT HIGHWAY BEING BUILT.

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NO!

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- YES,
I'VE ALREADY CALCULATED

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HOW MANY NEW CUSTOMERS I'LL GET
ONCE IT'S FINISHED.

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YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF

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ON THIS WHOLE SERIES OF CHARTS
AND DIAGRAMS I'VE DISPLAYED.

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- CHARTS AND DIA--

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MR. KRABS, DIDN'T YOU SEE?

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- SEE WHAT?
- THIS!

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ACCORDING TO THIS PLAN,

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AFTER THE SHELLY SUPERHIGHWAY
GOES THROUGH JELLYFISH FIELDS,

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IT GOES RIGHT OVER
THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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HEY, LOOK.

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THERE YOU ARE, DESTITUTE
AND LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX.

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THEN IT DOES
SORT OF A LOOP-THE-LOOP

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BEFORE GOING STRAIGHT
INTO THE FRONT DOOR OF...

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THE CHUM BUCKET.

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- WHAT?
WHO APPROVED THIS PLAN?

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- "PLAN APPROVED AND SPONSORED
BY SHELDON PLANKTON ENTERPRISES,

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A DIVISION
OF NO FUN INCORPORATED."

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- COME ON, LAD,
LET'S GO GIVE THAT PLANKTON

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A PIECE OF OUR MINDS.

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- THINK THIS PIECE
WILL GET THE POINT ACROSS?

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ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON,

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IT'S EUGENE KRABS HERE
WITH WHAT'S-HIS-NAME.

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- NOW, COME ON OUT!
- I CAN'T.

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- COME ON OUTSIDE
AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU.

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I REALLY CAN'T COME OUTSIDE.

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WHY NOT?

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- BECAUSE I'M ALREADY OUT HERE,
YOU BUMBLING BOTTOM-FEEDERS.

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OPEN YOUR EYES,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

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OH, SORRY.

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- NOW, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT,
ANYWAY?

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- DON'T PLAY COY WITH US,
SHELLY.

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WE BOTH KNOW
YOU'VE BEEN UP TO NO GOOD.

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NOW, START TALKING.

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- ALL RIGHT,
SO I'VE BEEN STEALING YOUR MAIL

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FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS,
BIG WHOOP.

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- NOT THAT.
- WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN WHAT?

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- WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
THAT NEW SUPERHIGHWAY

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YOU'RE PLANNING ON BUILDING.

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AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,

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IT'S GONNA DESTROY
JELLYFISH FIELDS.

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NOT TO MENTION THAT YOUR PLAN
IS STUPID AND DUMB

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AND DUMB AND STUPID.

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- WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'VE BEEN WHAT?

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- WELL, THAT CERTAINLY WAS
AN INTERESTING SERIES OF WORDS

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THAT JUST TUMBLED OUT
PAST YOUR TEETH AND LIPS,

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BUT FRANKLY, MY DEAR SPONGE,
I DON'T GIVE A BARNACLE.

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HUH?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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FORGET IT.

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EVEN IF I WANTED TO STOP

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THE SHELLY SUPERHIGHWAY
FROM BEING BUILT,

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IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.

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WHY?

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- BECAUSE THE WHOLE CITY
HAS ALREADY APPROVED IT.

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SEE FOR YOURSELF

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THROUGH THIS
CONVENIENTLY TIMED FLASHBACK.

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[crowd murmuring]

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- ORDER. ORDER.
[gavel pounding]

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ORDER IN THE MEETING HALL.
[clunking]

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NOW, ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
OF PAVING OVER JELLYFISH FIELDS

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AND BUILDING
THE SHELLY SUPERHIGHWAY,

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RAISE YOUR RIGHT FIN AND SAY,
"AYE."

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all: AYE.

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- EVERYBODY ELSE JUST SIT THERE,
QUIETLY.

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I LIKE HIGHWAYS.

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- I LIKE THINGS
THAT ARE SUPER.

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AND I LIKE SAYING, "AYE."

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OH, WHY DID I SAY, "AYE"?

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- SEEMS AS THOUGH
THE AYES HAVE IT.

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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

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I'VE GOT
SUPERHIGHWAY PREPARATIONS

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TO BE ATTENDING TO.

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TOODLES.

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- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW,
MR. KRABS?

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- WELL, I'M GONNA DO
THE ONLY THING I CAN DO

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WHEN ME CHARACTER IS TESTED
BY INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS:

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LIE ON ME BACK
AND SOB LOUDLY.

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NORMALLY, MR. KRABS,

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I WOULD LIE ON MY BACK
AND SOB LOUDLY TOO,

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BUT I AM NOT GIVING UP.

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THERE'S STILL ONE CITIZEN
IN BIKINI BOTTOM

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WHO WON'T SIT STILL

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IN THE FACE
OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS INJUSTICE.

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[mellow harmonica
and guitar music]

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both: ♪ CHUM BUCKET ♪

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♪ SLUDGE BUCKET ♪

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♪ HIGHWAY FLY AWAY ♪

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♪ LILY LIVER ♪

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♪ PIZZA GIVER ♪

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♪ MASHED POTATO ♪

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♪ KELP TOMATO ♪

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♪ ALL WE ARE TRYING TO SAY ♪

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♪ IS GIVE JELLYFISH FIELDS ♪

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♪ A CHANCE ♪

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♪ ♪

236
00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:30,333
♪ KETCHUP BOTTLE ♪

237
00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:31,458
♪ NET AND GOGGLE ♪

238
00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:32,458
♪ TOLLBOOTH ♪

239
00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:33,583
♪ ROTTEN TOOTH ♪

240
00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:34,792
♪ FREEWAY PLAN ♪

241
00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:36,041
♪ TOAST AND JAM ♪

242
00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:37,291
♪ MERMAID MAN ♪

243
00:09:37,417 --> 00:09:38,458
♪ GARBAGE CAN ♪

244
00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:39,500
♪ CITRUS FRUIT ♪

245
00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:40,625
♪ COMBAT BOOT ♪

246
00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:41,792
♪ GIVE A HOOT ♪

247
00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:43,291
♪ GORILLA SUIT ♪

248
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,000
♪ ALL WE ARE TRYING TO SAY ♪

249
00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:49,125
♪ IS GIVE JELLYFISH FIELDS ♪

250
00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,917
♪ A CHANCE ♪

251
00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,000
[door slams]

252
00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,125
♪ FIGHT AND DIE ♪

253
00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,333
♪ HAM ON RYE ♪

254
00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:57,458
♪ LARRY'S THIGH ♪

255
00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:58,583
♪ BATTLE CRY ♪

256
00:09:58,709 --> 00:09:59,959
♪ MUSTARD SQUIRT ♪

257
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,166
♪ LONG-SLEEVED SHIRT ♪

258
00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:02,333
♪ SELF-ASSERT ♪

259
00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:03,500
♪ HIT THE DIRT ♪

260
00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:04,625
♪ KRUSTY KRAB ♪

261
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:05,834
♪ SMASH AND GRAB ♪

262
00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,000
♪ BARG'N-MART ♪

263
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,542
♪ GROCERY CART ♪

264
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,000
♪ ALL WE ARE TRYING TO SAY ♪

265
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:14,375
♪ IS GIVE JELLYFISH FIELDS ♪

266
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,375
♪ A CHANCE ♪

267
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,291
♪ ♪

268
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,542
♪ CEOs ♪

269
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,875
♪ GARY'S TOES ♪

270
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,083
♪ SQUIDWARD'S NOSE ♪

271
00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,250
♪ PANTY HOSE ♪

272
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,417
♪ ROCKING CHAIR ♪

273
00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:25,500
♪ WASH AND WEAR ♪

274
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,667
♪ EMPTY STARE ♪

275
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,917
♪ PATRICK'S HAIR ♪

276
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,125
♪ GREEN TREES ♪

277
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,417
♪ SANDY'S FLEAS ♪

278
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,458
♪ RISE AND SHINE ♪

279
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:32,625
♪ LEMON LIME ♪

280
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,834
♪ OUT OF TIME ♪

281
00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:35,000
♪ SQUIGGLY LINE ♪

282
00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,166
♪ TAKE A STAND ♪

283
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,667
♪ HAND IN HAND ♪

284
00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:38,917
♪ ALL WE ARE TRYING TO SAY ♪

285
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:43,750
♪ IS GIVE JELLYFISH FIELDS ♪

286
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,417
[sitar chord]

287
00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:50,750
♪ A CHANCE ♪

288
00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,417
[crowd booing]

289
00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:53,792
IT'S WORKING, PATRICK.

290
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:55,542
THEY'RE BOOING THE HIGHWAY.

291
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,291
LOOKS LIKE OUR MESSAGE

292
00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:59,291
HAS REALLY STARTED
GETTING THROUGH TO THE PEOPLE.

293
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,917
LET'S PLAY ANOTHER SONG
WHILE THEIR HEARTS ARE OPEN.

294
00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:04,542
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

295
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,291
THIS IS ONE OF OUR FLYERS.

296
00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,917
THEY'RE PELTING US
WITH OUR OWN PAMPHLETS.

297
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,542
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

298
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,750
I COULDN'T TELL YOU.

299
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,917
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS.

300
00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:17,542
IT MEANS THIS.

301
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,291
[tambourine jangling]

302
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,417
IT MEANS YOU HATE TAMBOURINES?

303
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:24,375
- NO, IT MEANS--
[siren wails]

304
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,417
- ALL RIGHT,
YOU GUYS THE HIGHWAY HATERS?

305
00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:28,875
- YES, BUT WITH GOOD REASON,
SIR.

306
00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,875
YOU SEE,
WITHOUT JELLYFISH FIELDS,

307
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,667
JELLYFISH WILL HAVE TO FIND
A NEW HOME AND--

308
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,291
- ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

309
00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:35,667
WHAT FOR?

310
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,208
UNLICENSED USE OF A SITAR.

311
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,875
- BUT MY GRANDMA
GAVE ME THIS SITAR.

312
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,542
IT DIDN'T COME WITH A LICENSE.

313
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,250
- YEAH, WELL,
NEITHER DID THIS.

314
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,458
all: HIGHWAY! HIGHWAY!

315
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,709
HIGHWAY! HIGHWAY!

316
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:49,041
HIGHWAY! HIGHWAY!

317
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,375
HIGHWAY! HIGHWAY!

318
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,417
[doors slam]

319
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:53,709
[all cheering]

320
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,542
[flashbulbs popping]

321
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,041
[cheering continues]

322
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,333
PATRICK, I'M SCARED.

323
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:08,417
- SPONGEBOB, I'LL NEVER FORGET
WHAT MY GREAT-UNCLE CLETUS SAID

324
00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:10,875
RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ARRESTED
DURING A FREEDOM MARCH.

325
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,333
WHAT WAS THAT?

326
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,792
- IT'S WHERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
GO WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND--

327
00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,291
- I KNOW WHAT
A FREEDOM MARCH IS, PATRICK.

328
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:18,375
I MEAN, WHAT DID HE SAY?

329
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,291
OH, YEAH.

330
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:24,000
HE SAID, "LET NOT YOUR HEART
WALK AWAY FROM YOU

331
00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,083
LEST YOUR MIND GROW LEGS
AND FOLLOW IT."

332
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:30,834
- WOW, YOUR UNCLE SOUNDS LIKE
A PRETTY SMART GUY, PATRICK.

333
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,166
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
AFTER HE WAS ARRESTED?

334
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,625
I DON'T KNOW.

335
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,834
HE WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.

336
00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:43,458
[both yelp]

337
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,125
[tires squealing]

338
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,458
SEE YOU LATER, LONGHAIRS.

339
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,125
- BYE.
- BYE!

340
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,333
- IT'S A WIG.
- SEE YOU LATER.

341
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,959
THANKS FOR THE LIFT.

342
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,917
THEY LEFT US
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

343
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,750
- WELL, THIS ISN'T
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

344
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,000
WE'RE ACTUALLY
RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF NOWHERE.

345
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,458
- WELL, AT LEAST
IT ISN'T RAINING.

346
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,041
[thunder booming]

347
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,208
- I'M NOT READY
TO GIVE UP JUST YET.

348
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,542
I AM.

349
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:19,166
IF WE COULD JUST COME UP

350
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,959
WITH A BETTER WAY
TO REACH THE PEOPLE,

351
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,083
SOMETHING EVERYBODY
CAN SEE AND HEAR.

352
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583
YOU MEAN LIKE A PARADE?

353
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,917
OH, A PARADE!

354
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,125
PATRICK, HOW DID YOU COME UP
WITH SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA?

355
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,667
- THERE'S ONE GOING BY
RIGHT THERE.

356
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:33,458
[festive marching band music]

357
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:41,041
♪ ♪

358
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,458
[horn honks]

359
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,125
[whip cracking]

360
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,458
[rock music]

361
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:59,458
[bagpipe music]

362
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:04,667
♪ ♪

363
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:08,250
[choral scale]

364
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,583
THAT CERTAINLY IS A PARADE.

365
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:10,458
- LOOK!
- [gasps]

366
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,709
PLANKTON,

367
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,959
DRIVING A BIG TRACTOR.

368
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,500
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD AT ALL,
PATRICK.

369
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,834
- DOES THIS?
[grunting]

370
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,709
- COME ON.
LET'S GO FOLLOW HIM.

371
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,500
[festive marching band music]

372
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,834
♪ ♪

373
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:28,458
PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

374
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,542
[crowd murmuring]

375
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,000
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

376
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:33,166
I'M HEARING THE VOICES AGAIN.

377
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,583
- LOOK!
UP THERE.

378
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,000
- TODAY MARKS A NEW--

379
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,667
[crowd murmuring]

380
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,333
STOP MURMURING!

381
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,250
THANK YOU.

382
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:50,083
AS I WAS SAYING, TODAY MARKS
THE BEGINNING OF A NEW--

383
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,834
all: ♪ FOR ♪

384
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,917
♪ HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪

385
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:56,417
♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪

386
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:57,542
- ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY-- ♪
- SHUT UP!

387
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,291
- HUH?
WHAT?

388
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:00,458
- TODAY MARKS
A NEW BEGINNING

389
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:01,583
FOR BIKINI BOTTOM!

390
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:05,166
[cheers and applause]

391
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:09,417
NOW IT'S TIME TO PAVE OUR WAY
DOWN THE ROAD TO SUCCESS.

392
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,166
[engine rattles]

393
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,000
[jellyfish humming]

394
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:24,542
[cheers and applause]

395
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,417
[laughs maniacally]

396
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,125
[inhales deeply]

397
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,709
I LOVE THE SMELL OF HOT TAR
IN THE MORNING.

398
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,125
YEAH, BABY!

399
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,000
[chuckles]

400
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,959
HEY, YOU THERE.

401
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,125
ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET YOURSELF CRUSHED?

402
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,625
- I WON'T LET YOU DO IT,
PLANKTON.

403
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,041
IF YOU'RE GONNA
PAVE OVER JELLYFISH FIELDS,

404
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,041
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO PAVE OVER ME FIRST.

405
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,625
- WHOO, YOUR WISH
IS MY COMMAND, SPONGE.

406
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,250
[engine roars]

407
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,834
smack!

408
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,709
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

409
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,917
[tar hissing]

410
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:11,959
[festive marching band music]

411
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:15,458
♪ ♪

412
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,875
[jellyfish humming]

413
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,667
[festive horn music]

414
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,166
♪ ♪

415
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,041
KNOCK IT OFF, PATRICK.

416
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,083
- I USED TO DREAM
OF ME RESTAURANT

417
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,750
HAVING EASY HIGHWAY ACCESS.

418
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:46,000
- YEAH, BUT THIS IS MORE
LIKE HIGHWAY EXCESS.

419
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,333
- WELL, I'M GONNA GO
SOAK MY TENTACLES.

420
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,291
IT'S COLD IN HERE
UNDER ALL THIS CONCRETE.

421
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,959
- BUT, SQUIDWARD,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

422
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,291
WHAT IF WE HAVE A CUSTOMER?

423
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:55,625
REALLY?

424
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,291
WE HAVEN'T HAD A CUSTOMER

425
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,500
SINCE THE DAY
THIS HIGHWAY WAS BUILT.

426
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,583
- UH, SQUIDWARD, IT'S
TECHNICALLY A SUPERHIGHWAY.

427
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:02,959
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.

428
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,583
I'M OUT OF HERE.

429
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:05,417
- BUT, SQUIDWARD--
- NO.

430
00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:06,583
NO, SPONGEBOB.

431
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,750
SQUIDWARD'S RIGHT.

432
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,875
I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME
WE STARTED ACCEPTING FACTS.

433
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,208
[electronic screeching]

434
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,667
I'M ON IT, MR. KRABS.

435
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,959
- NO, BOY-O, NOT THAT KIND.

436
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,917
- MR. KRABS,
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

437
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,542
- THE KRUSTY KRAB
CAN'T STAY IN BUSINESS.

438
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,000
- NOT LIKE THIS.
- IT CAN'T?

439
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,166
NO, SPONGEBOB.

440
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:28,166
IT'S TIME TO ACTIVATE
PLAN ZED DASH NINER NINER.

441
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:31,583
ZED DASH NINER NINER?

442
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:34,291
- EUGENE, WHAT IS
PLAN ZED DASH NINER NINER?

443
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,625
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
HOW DOES IT AFFECT ME?

444
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,166
- PLAN ZED
DASH NINER NINER IS...

445
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,959
[horn honks and engine rumbles]

446
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,875
I'M--
[cars zooming, horns honking]

447
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,917
I'M--
[cars zooming, horns honking]

448
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,166
I'M SELLING THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET FORMULA TO PLANKTON.

449
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,542
EUGENE.

450
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,375
I HAVE NO CHOICE.

451
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,959
AND STOP CALLING ME EUGENE.

452
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,709
TELL ME THAT I'M DREAMING.

453
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,375
[moans]

454
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,000
- NOT THIS TIME,
LITTLE FELLA.

455
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:06,458
[sobbing]

456
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,625
- UHH.
LOWER.

457
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,375
A LITTLE LOWER.

458
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,166
YEAH, THAT'S IT.

459
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:17,041
NOW, WHO COULD THAT BE
DURING MY HOUR OF TRIUMPH?

460
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,959
HOW APPROPRIATE.
[snickers]

461
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,250
- PLANKTON,
I'M READY TO NEGOTIATE A PRICE

462
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,417
FOR ME SECRET FORMULA.

463
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:24,750
OH, GOODY.

464
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:27,208
LET ME JUST WIND MY WATCH.

465
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,166
WHAT FOR?

466
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:31,500
- 'CAUSE I'M GONNA LOVE
EVERY MINUTE OF THIS.

467
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:32,750
[faint humming]

468
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:33,959
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

469
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,959
KAREN, IS THAT YOU?

470
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,000
UP THERE.

471
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,208
[rumbling]

472
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,834
[jellyfish humming]

473
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,583
WHOA, NELLY.

474
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:45,041
- FIRST I LOST
JELLYFISH FIELDS.

475
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,333
AND--

476
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,458
AND--

477
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,709
AND--

478
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,875
AND WHAT?

479
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,959
- AND NOW I'VE LOST
THE ONLY JOB I EVER WANTED.

480
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,500
[sobs]

481
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,458
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.

482
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,917
I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU
EVERY DAY NOW.

483
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,125
OH, THIS REALLY
COULD BE THE START

484
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,458
OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.

485
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,333
[zapping]
OW!

486
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,583
- WHAT IN THE NAME OF--
- SQUIDWARD, LOOK!

487
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,667
- WHAT AM I LOOKING--
[screams]

488
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:12,250
- ALL THE JELLYFISH WHO USED
TO LIVE IN JELLYFISH FIELDS

489
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,959
ARE COMING TO BIKINI BOTTOM!

490
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,166
YEAH, BUT FOR SOME REASON,

491
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:18,709
I DON'T THINK IT'S TO DISTRIBUTE
HOLIDAY GIFT BASKETS.

492
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,583
AW, YOU DON'T?

493
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:21,750
[jellyfish humming]

494
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,000
[people screaming]

495
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,166
HEY, YOU KNOW, PLANKTON,

496
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,083
LET'S JUST
TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

497
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:35,208
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA
RUN FOR ME LIFE.

498
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,792
- WAIT!
I'M COMING WITH YOU.

499
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,291
[chokes]

500
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:41,041
NO!

501
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,625
[zapping]
NOT THE EYE. NOT THE EYE!

502
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,125
[zapping continues]

503
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,542
[static humming]

504
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,041
- CHAOS RUNS RAMPANT
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

505
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,500
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS.

506
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,333
THIS IS NEWS REPORTER BEN BLENNY

507
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,000
STANDING IN FOR PERCH PERKINS,
WHO'S OUT TODAY

508
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,041
WITH A TERRIBLE CASE
OF INDIGESTION.

509
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,917
AND WE ARE COMING TO YOU LIVE
DURING DAY THREE

510
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:57,917
OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE
BIKINI BOTTOM'S WORST--

511
00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,250
AM I ON TELEVISION?

512
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,917
YES, SIR, YOU ARE.

513
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:02,333
WOULD YOU CARE
TO SAY A FEW WORDS--

514
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:03,834
- HI, MOM.
HI, DAD.

515
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,291
HEY, DR. SLEEN.
HEY, JENNIFER.

516
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,750
HEY, SALLY.
HEY, FRANCES.

517
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,250
HEY, MABEL.
HEY, JULIE.

518
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,333
HEY, ABIGAIL!

519
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,917
[grunting]

520
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:13,875
NOW THEY'LL HAVE TO LISTEN.

521
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,333
- AND THERE'S MY PALS
IN ALTOONA

522
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,333
AND THE GANG
AT THE PUDGY FLIPPER.

523
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,500
THANK YOU.

524
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,125
HELLO, LITTLE BOY,

525
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,375
HOW ABOUT SAYING A FEW WORDS
INTO THE CAMERA

526
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,375
ABOUT THE CURRENT CRISIS?

527
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,583
UM, OKAY.

528
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:27,542
- SORRY, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- [screaming]

529
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,375
- THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
JUST TALK NICE AND CLEAR.

530
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,500
WELL, OKAY, I GUESS.

531
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,208
ALL I HAVE TO SAY

532
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,917
IS THAT, UM...

533
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:37,458
THAT PROBABLY--

534
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:40,959
STOP THE MADNESS!

535
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:43,959
WE NEED TO GIVE JELLYFISH FIELDS
BACK TO THE JELLYFISH.

536
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,750
IF WE RESTORE
THEIR NATURAL HABITAT,

537
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,250
THEN THEY WILL GO IN PEACE,

538
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:51,166
AND BALANCE WILL ONCE AGAIN
BE RESTORED TO OUR LAND.

539
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,458
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, EVERYBODY?

540
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,458
WILL YOU HELP ME?

541
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,208
all: NO!

542
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,583
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

543
00:20:56,709 --> 00:20:58,417
all: YES!

544
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,166
WELL, ALL RIGHT.

545
00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,417
EVERYBODY, FOLLOW ME.

546
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,834
[all cheering]

547
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,125
OKAY, EVERYONE,

548
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,458
SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE WORST THING
TO HAPPEN TO THIS TOWN

549
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,417
SINCE 97¢ STORES.

550
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,583
[all cheering]

551
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,333
[metallic squealing]

552
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,583
- [all gasp]
- [snickering]

553
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,959
GOOD EFFORT, SPONGEDOPE,

554
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,750
BUT YOU CAN'T
TEAR UP MY HIGHWAY.

555
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,041
IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE!

556
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,000
- NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.

557
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,041
LARRY LOBSTER!

558
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,458
- THAT'S RIGHT, PAL,
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

559
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,875
SANDY SQUIRREL!

560
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000
MRS. PUFF!

561
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:38,917
MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY!

562
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:41,500
PATRICK!

563
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,625
SHOOT. SHOOT. SHOOT.

564
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,041
[all cheering]

565
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:47,625
AND SQUIDWARD!

566
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:48,750
NOPE, THAT'S EVERYBODY.

567
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:49,959
PUSH.

568
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,458
[grunting]

569
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:55,458
HARDER!

570
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,166
HARDER STILL!

571
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,041
- YOU HEARD
THE LITTLE SQUARE GUY.

572
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,750
[all cheering]

573
00:22:03,709 --> 00:22:04,792
[all grunting]

574
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:06,917
WAIT.

575
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,542
I DIDN'T COUNT
ON ALL OF YOU WORKING TOGETHER.

576
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:10,083
[metallic squealing]
crunch!

577
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,166
MY HIGHWAY!

578
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,291
STOP!

579
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,625
YOU CAN'T!

580
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,333
smack!

581
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,583
[all cheering]

582
00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:20,041
[rumbling]

583
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,792
PRAISE NEPTUNE.

584
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:28,000
- ♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

585
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,083
♪ IT'S THE JELLYFISHING SONG ♪
[all clap]

586
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,959
♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

587
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,083
♪ EVERYONE SING ALONG ♪
[all clap]

588
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,083
all: ♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

589
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:38,083
♪ IT'S THE JELLYFISHING SONG ♪
[all clap]

590
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,500
♪ JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY,
JELLY LELLY LELLY JELLY ♪

591
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:49,083
♪ EVERYONE SING ♪

592
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:50,709
EVERYONE SING ALONG.

593
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,875
[lilting ukulele music]

594
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:08,458
♪ ♪

595
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,583
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