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OH, BOY, JELLYFISHING!
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I CAN'T WAIT.
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CAN YOU, PATRICK?
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PATRICK?
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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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UGH.
I SAID…
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OW!
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I'M NOT SURE
HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT.
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MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.
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HEY.
WE'RE STUCK HERE, REMEMBER?
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WHY IS THAT?
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BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO FILL UP
THE BOATMOBILE BEFORE WE LEFT.
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SEE?
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HEY, HEROES.
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IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?
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THIS IS A HEAVY PIECE
OF NOTHIN'.
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SO IS THAT IT?
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YES, THANK YOU, BOYS.
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WE USUALLY DON'T DO THIS,
BUT IN RETURN
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FOR PUSHING THE INVISIBOAT
UP ALL THOSE HILLS,
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE YOU TO SEE.
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BUT YOU MUST PROMISE
NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.
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both:
OKAY.
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- WHOA!
- WOW!
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OOH! THE MAGIC CLAW
FROM EPISODE 1582!
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MAN RAY'S POWER GLOVE!
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OOH!
A PAIR OF BINOCULARS.
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YES, BOYS, THIS IS OUR LOCKER
OF MEMORIES.
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IT CONTAINS…
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I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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IT CONTAINS ALL THE MEMORABILIA
FROM OUR SUPERHUMAN ADVENTURES.
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WHOA!
HEY, SPONGEBOB, CHECK IT OUT.
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THE DIRTY BUBBLE'S
BUBBLE WAND.
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CORRECT.
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SCARED, BOYS?
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- MM-HMM.
- YEAH.
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WELL, DON'T BE.
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AND AS LONG AS NO ONE
TOUCHES ANYTHING,
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THERE'S NOTHING HERE
TO BE SCARED OF.
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UNDERSTOOD.
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AND THIS
IS OUR TIME MACHINE.
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THIS DEVICE ALLOWS US
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TO TRANSPORT
INTO THE FUTURE OR PAST,
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AT A DATE OR DESTINATION
OF OUR CHOOSING.
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- WHOA.
- OOH.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THE CONSEQUENCES
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OF ALTERING THE ORDER OF HISTORY
ARE SO DANGEROUS,
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WE'VE CHOSEN
TO LEAVE IT ALONE.
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SO YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH.
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HEY, THIS SNACK MACHINE
TOOK MY QUARTER.
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I WANT MY CRUNCHITY MUNCHITIES.
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NO!
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STUPID BOX.
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YOU REALLY GOT TO GET
THAT THING FIXED.
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YOU FOOL!
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DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
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WELL, I LOST A QUARTER.
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WHERE ARE WE?
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IT CAN'T BE.
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BIKINI BOTTOM HAS
AT LEAST 39 PEOPLE LIVING HERE.
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MAYBE AS YOU KNEW IT,
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BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT
BIKINI BOTTOM OF ANOTHER TIME.
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MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T TOUCHED
THE TIME MACHINE
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LIKE WE TOLD YOU, PATRICK,
WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS.
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HOPEFULLY WE HAVEN'T CHANGED
ANYTHING WITH OUR PRESENCE.
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OOH, EVERYTHING LOOKS
SO OLD-FASHIONED.
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[dramatic music
and evil laughter]
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I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD
AND ITS RICHES.
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WITH THIS WEAPON,
NOTHING CAN STOP ME.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
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MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY?
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SORRY, MAN RAY,
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BUT MY STALWART COMPANION,
BARNACLE BOY, AND I
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BEG TO DIFFER WITH YOU.
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YOU'VE TANGLED
WITH THE WRONG END
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OF THE FISH HOOK
OF JUSTICE, MAN RAY.
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NOW PREPARE
FOR A HEAPING HELPING
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OF QUICK-DRYING TARTAR SAUCE.
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WOW, OUR BODIES
WERE SO TIGHT.
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WHAT WENT WRONG?
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GAH!
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JUMPIN' JELLYFISH,
MERMAID MAN.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE TARTAR SAUCE?
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GOOD THING THAT WAS AROUND.
I WAS STARVING.
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CURIOUS.
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COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO REFILL IT?
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THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT.
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PATRICK, WHAT ABOUT
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY?
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I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THAT.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BOYS?
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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!
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WHEN ARE WE GONNA
HAVE THOSE TWO
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RECLASSIFIED AS VILLAINS?
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THEY LEFT US HERE!
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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EH, I'M SURE
IT'LL ALL WORK OUT.
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DON'T WORRY,
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
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ARE ALWAYS HERE
TO HELP THE ELDERLY.
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THERE'S SOMETHING FAMILIAR
ABOUT THESE TWO, BARNACLE BOY.
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I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FLIPPER
ON IT.
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HEY, NEAT HAT.
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THANKS, I…
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LET'S GET THESE POOR,
DEFENSELESS SENIORS
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OUT OF HARM'S WAY.
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both: WHOA!
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT…
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BACK IN GOOD OLE PRESENT-DAY
BIKINI BOTTOM.
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YES, PATRICK.
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WE'RE ALL BORN
IN OUR OWN PLACE AND TIME.
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HELLO, FELLOW CITIZEN.
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HELLO, SQUILLIAM.
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MAN RAY IS GREAT.
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YEAH.
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MUST BE TAKING CARE OF HIS
COMMUNITY SERVICE OBLIGATIONS.
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THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO JAYWALK.
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SAY, UH, PATRICK,
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DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT
ABOUT OUR FAIR CITY?
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SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU
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OVER THE CLATTER
OF PRISON CHAINS.
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I SAID
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ODD
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ABOUT BIKINI BOTTOM
SINCE WE GOT BACK?
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NO.
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BUT YES!
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JUST LOOK AT THAT GIANT
MENACING BILLBOARD.
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IT'S MISSING A BOLT
ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER!
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EVEN WORSE THAN THAT, PATRICK.
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THE POLICE GOT NEW UNIFORMS.
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OH, NO!
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WHAT DID THEY DO
WITH THOSE OLD ONES?
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AND YIKES!
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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"THE DESIGNATED AREA
WHERE YOU ARE PERMITTED
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"BY MAN RAY, YOUR RULER,
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TO OBTAIN SANDWICHES
USING MAN RAY DOLLARS"?
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DO YOU SEE THE UNDERLYING
TRAGEDY IN ALL THIS?
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I'M ALL OUT
OF MAN RAY DOLLARS?
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NO, PATRICK.
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IT MEANS THAT WE SOMEHOW CHANGED
THE COURSE OF HISTORY
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WHEN WE WENT INTO THE PAST,
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AND NOW, IN THIS REALITY,
MAN RAY IS RULER.
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- OH, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
- BUT WHAT?
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WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING
CITIZEN OF THE FREE WORLD
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SEE IF I STILL HAVE A JOB.
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HEY, YOU'RE NOT EATING
FAST ENOUGH.
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EXCUSE ME, SQUID…WHOA.
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YES?
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BARNACLE BOY?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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JUST TAKING STOCK
OF A WASTED LIFE.
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ORDER UP!
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MERMAID MAN!
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AND HE'S WEARING A HAIRNET.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHY ARE THE TWO
GREATEST HEROES EVER
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STUCK IN THIS GREASY SPOON,
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NOT COMBATING THE EVILS
OF MAN RAY?
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I LOST THE DESIRE
AND THE PHYSIQUE TO FIGHT
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LONG AGO, KID.
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FLIPPING PATTIES
IS SO MUCH EASIER ON THE JOINTS
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WHEN YOU'RE MY AGE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE YOUNGER
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY?
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SURELY THEY REFUSED
TO SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT.
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YOU GOT SPAGHETTI
FOR BRAINS, KID?
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WE ARE THE YOUNGER ONES.
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THE OLDER ONES…
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BLESS THEIR SOULS…
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HAVE BEEN IMMORTALIZED
IN THIS VERY RESTAURANT.
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I AM SO SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS OF…YOURSELF.
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I HATE TO BREAK UP
THE MEMORIAL SERVICE,
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BUT WE'RE OUT OF TARTAR SAUCE
OUT HERE.
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TARTAR SAUCE?
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THE TOPPING THAT DESTROYED LIFE
AS WE KNEW IT.
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IF ONLY MY TARTAR SAUCE ATTACK
HADN'T FAILED THAT DAY,
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WE WOULDN'T BE LIVING
IN THIS WASTELAND.
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WE'RE ALREADY OUT?
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YUP.
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CHEWY BITS.
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I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE.
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YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU ATE
THE TARTAR SAUCE ON THAT DAY!
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DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
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SORRY, MERMAID MAN.
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WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DESTROY
YOUR LIVES
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AND EVERYTHING YOU HELD DEAR.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT?
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WITH YOUR HELP, OF COURSE.
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I'M NOT TEAMING UP WITH YOU
TO DO JACK-DIDDLY-SQUAT.
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BESIDES, MAN RAY
HAS ME BY THE NECK.
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OH, EVIL!
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DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE DEFEAT
WAS SO TRAUMATIC
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THAT IT HAS GIVEN MAN RAY
A STRANGLEHOLD ON YOUR PSYCHE?
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BARNACLES, NO!
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IT MEANS HE PUT
THIS ELECTRO-COLLAR ON ME
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THAT WON'T ALLOW ME
TO LEAVE THE RESTAURANT.
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OH.
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WELL, LET'S GET THAT NASTY THING
OFF OF YOU, HMM?
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HAVEN'T YOU TWO IDIOTS
DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE?
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UH!
I CAN'T GET A GOOD GRIP ON IT.
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MUST NEED A BETTER ANGLE.
HOLD ON.
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SORRY.
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HEY, PATRICK,
CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND HERE?
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KEEP AWAY FROM ME.
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crash!
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TA-DA!
YOU'RE FREE.
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CAN WE COAX YOU AND BARNACLE BOY
OUT OF RETIREMENT
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TO SAVE THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?
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00:10:12,207 --> 00:10:14,832
I SUPPOSE YOU'VE PROVEN
YOUR METTLE, KID.
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00:10:14,873 --> 00:10:17,165
BUT I'LL HAVE MY EYE
ON YOU TWO.
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NOW, LET'S POP
THAT DIRTY BUBBLE.
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ACTUALLY,
WE'RE FIGHTING MAN RAY.
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OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE,
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LET THE LIGHTHOUSE OF JUSTICE
SHINE ON RAY MAN.
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OKAY, I SUPPOSE
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
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BACK TO THE PAST, GENTS,
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TO STOP YOU FROM EATING
THE TARTAR SAUCE AGAIN
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FOR THE FIRST TIME…HMM.
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I'M READY TO RULE THE WORLD
AND ITS RICHES.
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NOT SO FAST, MAN RAY.
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WE'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
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KEEP YOUR TONGUE
OUT OF MY TARTAR SAUCE!
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IMPOSTERS!
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WHO YOU CALLIN' IMPOSTER,
IMPOSTER?
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I MUST PREVENT OUR TARTAR SAUCE
FROM BEING EATEN
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BY THAT…THAT FOOL.
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IF I WANT TO GET NEAR
MY TARTAR SAUCE,
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I GOT TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST.
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I'M GONNA MAKE ME EAT
THOSE WORDS.
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BRING IT.
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OOH!
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TAKE THIS.
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OOH!
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I'LL NEVER LET YOU WIN.
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OH, YES, I WILL.
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WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS,
BARNACLE BOY?
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TANGLED TIMELINE, MERMAID MAN.
I'M…
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YOU OLD COOTS PROVIDED ME
THE PERFECT DISTRACTION.
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NOW PREPARE TO BE DISAPPEARED.
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SOUNDS GOOD ON PAPER,
YOU PURVEYOR OF PURE EVIL.
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BUT FORTUNATELY,
WE ALL KNOW
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WHAT HAPPENS TO PAPER
UNDERWATER.
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BARNACLE BOY,
THE TARTAR SAUCE.
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OOH!
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WOW, I'VE NEVER EATEN
THAT MUCH TARTAR SAUCE.
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YES, YOU HAVE.
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WELL, IT SURE AIN'T
SITTIN' RIGHT.
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FOOLISH FOOLS!
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ONCE AGAIN, YOUR BUFFOONERY
HAS GIVEN ME VICTORY.
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OH, I'M GOING TO SAVOR THIS.
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IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
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I GET TO DEFEAT MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY
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THREE TIMES OVER.
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PATRICK, DON'T EAT
THE TARTAR SAUCE!
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HA!
YOU'RE TOO LATE.
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YOUR FAT FRIEND
BEAT YOU TO IT.
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NOW, PREPARE TO TASTE LASER.
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both:
WHAAAA!
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SO HOW…
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I TOLD YOU WE HAD TO GO BACK
FURTHER.
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UH…
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UP, UP, AND AWAY!
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NOW, PATRICK!
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00:13:07,748 --> 00:13:10,373
I CAN'T GET MY HEAD
AROUND THIS.
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WHERE ARE THEY ALL
COMING FROM?
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ANOTHER MACHINE?
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00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:22,165
I TOOK CARE
OF YOUR BLASTED TIME MACHINE.
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00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,249
OH, I'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN
AND THINK THIS THROUGH.
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GOTCHA!
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YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
FOR THINKING
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IN THE STONY LONESOME.
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I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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I'M STILL TRYING TO COMPREHEND
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE.
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IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE, REALLY.
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YOU WERE DEFEATED BY A CADRE
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OF CONTINUUM-CRUISING
CRIME STOPPERS.
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THANK YOU,
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK.
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all:
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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all:
WHOA! HI, THERE.
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HELLO.
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HELLO.
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WE JUST WANTED TO COME BACK
AND REVISIT THE DAY
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THAT EVIL WAS DEFEATED FOREVER.
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HOW YOU DOING?
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WHOA!
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HELLO.
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PATRICK, GUESS WHAT CAME
IN THE MAIL TODAY!
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- OH, WHAT?
- THIS.
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"MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY
LOST EPISODE"?
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STICK IT IN!
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♪ FASTER THAN LIGHT *
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* THEY'RE THERE
TO STOP CRIME *
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* IT'S MERMAID MAN *
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* AND BARNACLE BOY ♪
both: YEAH!
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♪ IF YOU'RE IN A JAM… *
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* IT'S MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY *
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male announcer:
THE ADVENTURES
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OF MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY.
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"THE SECRET MEETING."
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DEEP IN THE MER-CAVE,
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SOMETHING STRANGE
TAKES MERMAID MAN'S ATTENTION.
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00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:33,373
THE DIRTY BUBBLE?
300
00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:35,373
WHAT'S HE DOING
AT THE BUS STOP?
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LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT
A ONE-WAY TICKET
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TO BIKINI BOTTOM,
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AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THE DIRTY BUBBLE COULD BE UP TO
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IN BIKINI BOTTOM,
BARNACLE BOY.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
MERMAID MAN.
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both:
EVIL!
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announcer:
THE TERRIBLE MAN RAY.
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I'M SO GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.
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I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD, DIRTY.
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announcer: THE MOST POWERFUL
OF ALL CRUSTACEANS,
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IT'S JUMBO SHRIMP.
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IT'S THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER,
THE ABOMINATION
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OF A NUCLEAR EXPERIMENT
GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.
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AND THE TERROR OF THE SEWERS,
THE MAN-EATING SINISTER SLUG.
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WE JOIN FORCES AT LAST.
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IT'S WORSE
THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED…
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A TEAM-UP.
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WELCOME TO THE BGATFBC.
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APRIL 3RD, 12:00 NOON?
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THAT'S TOMORROW.
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00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:42,707
HOLY…
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HEY.
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00:16:44,748 --> 00:16:46,665
DON'T WORRY.
I CAN FIX IT.
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GRIPING GUPPIES,
MERMAID MAN.
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WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
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00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:01,373
NOT SO FAST,
LITTLE FLIPPER.
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WE'RE FAR TOO OUTMANNED.
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00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:04,832
BUT FEAR NOT.
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I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD
OF EVIL.
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announcer: OUR HERO OF THE BRINE
PUTS OUT AN URGENT CALL.
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TO THE OCEAN'S
GREATEST HEROES.
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YES, I CAN HOLD.
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00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,165
announcer:
MEANWHILE A SINISTER HORDE
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CONGREGATES
OUTSIDE HOTEL EVIL.
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00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:28,832
RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN.
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00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,540
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON
IN HERE?
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00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:32,832
HUH?
338
00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:34,873
OH, I'M DREADFULLY SORRY,
GENTLEMEN.
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00:17:34,915 --> 00:17:36,790
YOU MUST BE IN THE WRONG ROOM.
340
00:17:36,832 --> 00:17:41,249
THIS ROOM IS RESERVED
FOR THE BGATFBC.
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00:17:41,373 --> 00:17:42,498
THAT'S FUNNY.
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00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:44,790
I THOUGHT IT WAS SET ASIDE
FOR THE IJLSA.
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00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:46,581
IJLSA?
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00:17:46,623 --> 00:17:49,373
WHAT IN CORAL CAVERNS
IS THAT?
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00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:52,249
all:
MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY?
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00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:53,957
THAT'S RIGHT.
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00:17:53,999 --> 00:17:56,873
NOW, BEFORE YOU HAVE TO SAY
GOOD-BYE,
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00:17:56,915 --> 00:17:59,165
SAY HELLO TO SOME FRIENDS.
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00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,456
THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND.
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00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:09,040
GREET THE HOTTEST
CRIME FIGHTER IN THE COUNTRY,
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00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:10,623
PROFESSOR MAGMA.
352
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:18,249
THE ELUSIVE MISS APPEAR.
353
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:22,498
AND THE PYRITE PONDERER,
WITH HIS HAIRNET OF KNOWLEDGE.
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00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,415
DO WE REALLY EXIST?
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00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:26,540
TOGETHER, WE ARE…
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00:18:26,581 --> 00:18:31,873
THE INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE LODGE
OF SUPER ACQUAINTANCES.
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00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:33,373
LET'S GET 'EM, BOYS.
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DO NOT TUSSLE
WITH THE BGATFBC.
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00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,165
OOH!
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00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,999
VIOLENCE RESOLVES NOTHING.
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00:18:51,957 --> 00:18:53,707
GOOD NIGHT,
BALLOON BOY.
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00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,707
PROFESSOR MAGMA, CATCH.
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00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:04,790
STEP ASIDE,
YOU COPIOUS COD.
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00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:06,581
MY BEEF IS WITH THE BUBBLE.
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00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:10,165
CAREFUL, BARNACLE BOY.
HE'S GOT NUCLEAR TOUCH.
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00:19:10,207 --> 00:19:11,665
RAA!
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00:19:13,748 --> 00:19:15,249
NUCLEAR TOUCH!
368
00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:18,290
I CAN'T WATCH.
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00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:25,331
FRACTURING FURNITURE!
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00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,082
HANG TIGHT, BUDDY.
371
00:19:39,415 --> 00:19:41,873
HANG IN THERE,
MY DARING DEPUTY.
372
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:48,456
YOUR DARING DEPUTY
IS NAPPING RIGHT NOW.
373
00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:51,331
BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO PASS ALONG
THE MESSAGE…
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00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:54,331
IF HE EVER WAKES UP, THAT IS.
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00:19:54,373 --> 00:19:56,999
HA…HA…HA.
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00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,748
SWIRLING SHRIMP!
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00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,415
THAT FIEND HAS TAKEN CONTROL
OF BARNACLE BOY.
378
00:20:01,456 --> 00:20:04,040
WHAT DO WE DO, MERMAID MAN?
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00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:06,415
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
380
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,873
I BELIEVE
IF THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER
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WERE TO TOUCH
THAT WRETCHED GROWTH,
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00:20:10,373 --> 00:20:12,249
IT WOULD CAUSE
A CHAIN REACTION,
383
00:20:12,373 --> 00:20:15,207
REVERSING THE POLARITY
AT THE MOLECULAR LEVEL,
384
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:19,373
RESTORING BARNACLE BOY
TO HIS NATURAL STATE.
385
00:20:19,415 --> 00:20:22,373
DOES THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT,
PROFESSOR MAGMA?
386
00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:25,748
YOU'LL NEVER DO IT.
387
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,915
YOU DON'T HAVE THE MOXIE.
388
00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:30,373
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, CUR.
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00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:33,748
SHIELD!
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00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,373
LOOK OUT, MERMAID MAN!
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00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:52,373
both:
YAY!
392
00:20:55,124 --> 00:21:00,207
THE SINISTER SLUG'S SLIME
HAS YOU STATIONARY AND STIFF,
393
00:21:00,249 --> 00:21:03,165
WHICH MEANS YOUR TIME IS UP,
FRIEND.
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00:21:04,373 --> 00:21:09,707
NOT NUCLEAR TOOOOOOUCH!
395
00:21:11,373 --> 00:21:14,373
GREAT GRAVY!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
396
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,373
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER.
397
00:21:16,373 --> 00:21:18,373
NOW LET'S TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
398
00:21:19,832 --> 00:21:22,623
PLEASE, UTILIZE MY HAIRNET
OF KNOWLEDGE
399
00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:23,790
FOR THIS ENDEAVOR.
400
00:21:23,832 --> 00:21:25,665
THANK YOU, PONDERER.
401
00:21:25,707 --> 00:21:28,165
NO, NO!
YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.
402
00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:29,790
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
403
00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:35,623
YOU REALLY THOUGHT
404
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:37,456
YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY
WITH IT, DIDN'T YOU?
405
00:21:37,498 --> 00:21:41,999
FESS UP, VILLAINS.
WHAT'S THE BGATFBC?
406
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,373
IT STANDS FOR "THE BAD GUYS
ALL TOGETHER FOR BOOK CLUB."
407
00:21:45,373 --> 00:21:46,957
BOOK CLUB?
408
00:21:46,999 --> 00:21:48,373
YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T
409
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,581
GOING TO DESTROY A LIBRARY
OR SOMETHING?
410
00:21:50,623 --> 00:21:53,498
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
WE'RE ALMOST TO THE NEW CHAPTER.
411
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:57,040
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
LOCK US UP FOR READING?
412
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,165
YEAH, YOU CAN'T IMPRISON US
FOR READING.
413
00:22:00,207 --> 00:22:01,373
THAT'S RIGHT.
414
00:22:01,373 --> 00:22:03,373
REMEMBER, KIDS,
415
00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:06,957
NO ONE CAN IMPRISON YOU
FOR READING.
416
00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:11,873
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
417
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,165
WHY ARE THOSE SQUIGGLES
ON THE SCREEN?
418
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,373
THOSE ARE CALLED
"END CREDITS," PATRICK.
419
00:22:16,373 --> 00:22:17,581
END CREDITS?
420
00:22:17,623 --> 00:22:20,082
BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO END.
421
00:22:20,124 --> 00:22:24,415
THAT'S WHY NEPTUNE GAVE US
THE REWIND BUTTON.
422
00:22:24,456 --> 00:22:26,249
THANK YOU, NEPTUNE!