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GOOD MORNING, DAY.
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crack!
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OW!
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I STUBBED MY TOE.
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I STUBBED MY TOE!
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rip!
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OH, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT.
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AND THAT WAS AJA
BY EELY DAN.
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NEXT UP IS LIONEL FISHY
WITH HIS HIT, SAD SONG.
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A SO SAD SONG!
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THAT SPONGEBOB
IS SUCH A CRYBABY.
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LUCKY ME.
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I GET TO WORK WITH HIM ALL DAY.
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* LA-LA-LA-LA *
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* LA-LA-BOP-BOP-BA-DA *
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- YOW!
- SPONGEBOB, GUESS WHAT.
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YEAH, I'LL COME BACK LATER.
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HE WAS A GOOD LITTLE
KRABBY PATTY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW HIM WELL,
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BUT IN THE FEW SHORT SECONDS
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BETWEEN GRILL AND FLOOR…
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I CAME TO LOVE HIM.
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IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!
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SPONGEBOB,
WILL YOU STOP CRYING?
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BUT THE KRABBY PATTY FELL ON
THE FLOOR AND THEN HE…
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KRABBY PATTY NOTHING.
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BUT…
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KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!
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WHAT NOW?
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YOU YELLED AT ME.
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YOU YELLED AT ME!
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
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SO FAR TODAY,
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AND IT'S NOT EVEN 2:00 YET,
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YOU HAVE CRIED
43 TIMES.
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AND YOU WROTE THAT NUMBER
ON A CHALKBOARD?
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YES!
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WHY?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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OH, SQUIDWARD,
THERE'S NO WAY I CRY THAT MUCH.
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THERE'S NOT THAT MANY TEARS
IN MY BRAIN.
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AU CONTRAIRE.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S A QUICK MONTAGE
OF FLASHBACKS
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I'VE EDITED TOGETHER
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THAT SHOWS THE HUNDREDS OF TEARS
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YOU HAVE CRIED OVER THE YEARS.
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STOP.
IT BURNS.
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THOUSANDS OF TEARS LATER…
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WOW.
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GUESS I DO CRY A LOT.
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I PROMISE I WON'T CRY ANYMORE.
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OH, NONSENSE.
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I BET YOU CAN'T GO THE REST
OF THE DAY WITHOUT CRYING.
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EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.
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STAR RESIDENCE.
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PATRICK SPEAKING.
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HEY, PATRICK.
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HEY, BUDDY!
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IS IT 7:30 ALREADY?
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NO, I'M STILL AT WORK.
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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
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DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GO
THE REST OF THE DAY
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WITHOUT CRYING?
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WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.
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OKAY, GREAT.
THANKS, PATRICK.
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SURE.
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DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT
THAT PACKAGE OUTSIDE
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WHERE I TOLD YOU?
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YEAH, BUT I LEFT IT
IN A DIFFERENT SPOT.
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JUST ASK GARY.
HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.
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HEY, GOOD ONE, BUDDY.
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YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE.
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OKAY.
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YEAH, TALK TO YOU LATER.
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ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.
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OKAY, IT'S A BET.
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FINE.
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IF YOU CRY ONE TEAR
BEFORE MIDNIGHT,
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YOU HAVE TO WASH MY BIKE,
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CLEAN OUT MY RAIN GUTTERS,
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AND DO ALL MY YARD WORK
FOR A YEAR.
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SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.
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AND IF I MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT
WITHOUT CRYING,
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YOU'LL COME TO A SLUMBER PARTY
AT MY PLACE,
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JUST YOU AND ME.
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OOH, WHAT'S A MATTER?
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UM, NOTHING.
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I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE
IN MY MOUTH.
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NO NEED TO WORRY, SQUIDDY.
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YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
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HE'LL BE CRYING IN TEN MINUTES.
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HA!
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HA.
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THANKS AGAIN FOR WALKING HOME
WITH ME, SQUIDWARD.
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THERE'S A FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING.
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ALSO I'D LIKE TO WIN THIS BET
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
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I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
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I CAN DO THIS.
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DO WHAT?
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OH, MY.
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WHAT A LOVELY SUNSET.
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TAKE A LOOK, SPONGEBOB.
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ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
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I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL UNDERWATER SUNSET.
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REALLY TUGS AT
THE HEARTSTRINGS, DOESN'T IT?
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MM-HMM.
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IT…
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IS THAT A TEAR I SEE?
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OH, WELL, SUNSET'S OVER.
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UGH.
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NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN,
NEIGHBOR.
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NICE OF YOU TO HAVE ME.
I…
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OH, LOOK, SPONGEBOB.
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GARY'S SLEEPING.
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AW, HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.
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THAT IS JUST SO ADORABLE.
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ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY.
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YEAH…
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NO.
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THERE SHALL BE NO TEARS
IN THIS HOUSE TONIGHT.
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* LA-LA-LA-LA-LA *
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OH, SPONGEBOB?
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- YES?
- YOUR MAIL'S HERE.
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OOH.
OH, LOOK.
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IT'S A POSTCARD FROM
YOUR DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER
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SO FAR AWAY.
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MOTHER?
FATHER?
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"DEAR SPONGEBOB,
WE ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
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"IN THE SOUTH SEAS,
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AND WE MISS YOU
VERY, VERY MUCH."
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OH…
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MY SUBSCRIPTION TO JELLY FISHING
MONTHLY'S EXPIRED.
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REMIND ME TO RENEW THAT,
WILL YOU, SQUIDWARD?
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NO PROBLEM.
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WELCOME BACK
TO BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS.
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OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,
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A SERIES OF SAD TALES.
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OOH, LET'S TURN IT UP.
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TRAGEDY IN THE PARK
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WHEN A YOUNG SNAIL
CAUGHT IN A TREE
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ALMOST DIDN'T GET DOWN.
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MEOW.
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HOWEVER,
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HE DID…
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GET DOWN.
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HOORAY!
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COMING UP,
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AN INTERVIEW WITH A MANATEE
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WHO DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
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OH, NO.
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AND FINALLY, SAD NEWS
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FOR MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY FANS.
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WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT?
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THEY WILL ONLY BE SHOWING
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THE MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY SHOW
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SEVEN TIMES A DAY
INSTEAD OF EIGHT.
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LET'S WATCH SOMETHING ELSE,
SQUIDWARD, OKAY?
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FINE!
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HEY, DAD.
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HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CATCH?
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SORRY, SON.
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I'M LATE FOR WORK.
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OKAY, DAD.
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I GUESS I CAN STAY
FOR A FEW THROWS.
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I LOVE YOU, DAD.
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I LOVE YOU, SON.
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zap!
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UGH!
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
THAT TELEVISION…
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ROTS THE BRAIN.
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HEY, THANKS FOR THE TV,
SPONGEBOB.
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I'M GONNA WATCH IT ALL NIGHT.
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IT'S GETTING LATE.
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I'D BETTER BRING OUT
THE BIG GUNS.
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OH, SPONGEBOB?
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YES, SQUIDWARD?
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO
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A LITTLE MUSIC?
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I'D SAY…
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I'LL GO AND GET
SOME REFRESHMENTS.
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DON'T BE LONG.
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MY SECRET WEAPON IS WAITING.
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YOU SAID SOMETHING,
SQUIDWARD?
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OH, I JUST SAID,
"RELAX, AND ENJOY THE SONG".
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THAT'S A REALLY SAD SONG,
SQUIDWARD.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY THOUGH,
ARE YOU?
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NO.
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TIME REALLY DOES FLY
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
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WELL, I BETTER START
GETTING READY FOR BED.
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UH, SPONGEBOB,
NO, NO, NO.
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UH, WAIT.
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YES, SQUIDWARD?
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HOW ABOUT A BEDTIME STORY?
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
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WHATCHA GONNA READ ME,
SQUIDWARD?
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UM…
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HOW ABOUT THE LITTLE ANGLER
WHO GOT LOST?
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY SAD STORY.
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OH, VERY SAD.
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THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE ANGLER
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WHO WAS LITTLE AND SAD.
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ONE DAY THE LITTLE SAD ANGLER
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WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK.
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WALKING.
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BUT HE WAS SAD.
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BECAUSE…
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HE WAS LOST.
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HE WAS LOST AND VERY SAD.
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AND THEN HE…
HE STARTED TO CRY.
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HE CRIED AND HE CRIED,
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AND HE CRIED EVEN MORE.
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AND HE KEPT CRYING AND CRYING
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AND CRYING AND CRYING AND…
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THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
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I'M WONDERING IF IT MIGHT NOT
BE SO HEALTHY
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TO HOLD IN ALL MY TEARS,
SQUIDWARD.
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YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT,
SPONGEBOB.
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LET IT ALL OUT.
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DON'T FIGHT THE FEEL…
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TEN, NINE…
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DO IT. DO IT.
CRY.
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EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX,
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FIVE…
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COME ON!
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FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
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MIDNIGHT.
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WELL, SPONGEBOB,
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE…
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WOW.
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WHAT A GREAT SHOW.
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WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL
TOGETHER, LITTLE ONES.
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thud!
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MORE POPCORN, SQUIDWARD?
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NO, NO.
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NO, NO, PLEASE.
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DON'T BE SHY NOW.
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I MADE EXTRA.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
LET IT OUT.
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YOU CAN CRY ALL YOU WANT.
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YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE.
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HAVE A GOOD SUMMER VACATION,
CLASS.
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I'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT FALL.
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WELL, HOPEFULLY NOT ALL OF YOU.
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TIME TO VAMOOSE.
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OH, MRS. PUFF?
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WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
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MRS. PUFF?
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COME ON.
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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AH-HAH!
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MRS. PUFF?
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GET AWAY FROM ME.
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OH, MRS. PUFF?
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I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
257
00:11:57,195 --> 00:11:58,195
PHEW.
258
00:11:58,236 --> 00:11:59,236
I LOST HIM.
259
00:11:59,361 --> 00:12:00,361
MRS. PUFF?
260
00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:03,528
CAN I GIVE YOU MY NOTE NOW?
261
00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:04,862
WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?
262
00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:09,945
HELP.
263
00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:12,862
OH, DEAR.
OF COURSE I'LL HELP.
264
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,445
smack!
265
00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:25,528
MRS. PUFF, DON'T FORGET TO
READ THE NOTE!
266
00:12:25,653 --> 00:12:27,487
WHY WON'T HE JUST LE…
267
00:12:29,695 --> 00:12:31,945
WHOA!
268
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,070
crash!
269
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:38,904
AH!
270
00:12:39,029 --> 00:12:41,236
OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.
271
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,029
IF MY PAROLE OFFICER FINDS OUT,
I DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
272
00:12:44,153 --> 00:12:46,904
I'LL BE SENTENCED FOR LIFE
THIS TIME.
273
00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:50,153
HMM, QUITE A CONUNDRUM
YOU HAVE HERE.
274
00:12:50,278 --> 00:12:53,195
IT WOULD BE A CRYING SHAME
TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE
275
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,029
IF THIS INFORMATION WERE TO LEAK
OUT TO THE AUTHORITIES.
276
00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:58,153
OH, PLEASE,
DON'T TELL THE POLICE.
277
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,528
I'LL BE A DEAD MAN
IF I GET CAUGHT.
278
00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:01,820
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
279
00:13:01,945 --> 00:13:03,570
IT'S GONNA COST A FORTUNE
280
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:04,945
TO GET THIS FIXED…
281
00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:06,487
THANKS TO YOU.
282
00:13:06,612 --> 00:13:08,487
OH, GRACIOUS ME.
283
00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:10,487
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH.
284
00:13:10,612 --> 00:13:12,320
DON'T WORRY.
285
00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:13,430
I THINK WE CAN WORK
SOMETHING OUT.
286
00:13:13,445 --> 00:13:14,987
HUH?
287
00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:17,195
YOU MEAN WE SHOULD GO OUT
ON A DATE?
288
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,320
UH…
289
00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:19,862
INTERESTING.
290
00:13:19,987 --> 00:13:21,236
NO, I HAD SOMETHING ELSE
IN MIND.
291
00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:22,779
SURPRISE, SPONGEBOB.
292
00:13:22,904 --> 00:13:24,445
YOU HAVE A NEW COWORKER.
293
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,987
MRS. PUFF!
294
00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:28,764
SHE'LL BE FILLING IN
FOR SQUIDWARD
295
00:13:28,779 --> 00:13:29,680
WHILE HE'S…
296
00:13:29,695 --> 00:13:30,695
UH…
297
00:13:30,737 --> 00:13:31,987
ON VACATION.
298
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,653
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MRS. PUFF?
299
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,153
THAT'S RIGHT.
300
00:13:35,278 --> 00:13:37,528
AND SHE'LL BE WORKING UNPAID
301
00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:40,528
UNTIL HE RETURNS,
WON'T SHE?
302
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,862
YEAH.
303
00:13:42,987 --> 00:13:44,111
SQUIDWARD.
304
00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:45,528
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU,
305
00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:46,638
YOU'RE TAKING THE SUMMER OFF.
306
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:47,472
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
307
00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:48,653
SEE YA.
308
00:13:48,779 --> 00:13:50,195
WHOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.
309
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,653
IT ALL SOUNDS A BIT MYSTERIOUS
TO ME.
310
00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:55,236
BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE?
311
00:13:55,361 --> 00:13:57,695
I'M WORKING WITH
GOOD OLD MRS. PUFF.
312
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,820
SAY, DID YOU GET MY NOTE?
313
00:13:59,945 --> 00:14:02,111
OH, I GOT YOUR NOTE ALL RIGHT.
314
00:14:02,236 --> 00:14:03,695
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
315
00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,070
WHAT DID I THINK?
316
00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,153
I THINK IT CAUSED ME TO…
317
00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:11,612
UH, LET'S JUST SAY
IT CHANGED MY LIFE.
318
00:14:11,737 --> 00:14:13,695
IT CERTAINLY HAS.
319
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,445
NOW SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU PLEASE
SHOW MRS. PUFF HER NEW DUTIES
320
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,779
VIS-A-VIS
HER RECENTLY CHANGED LIFE,
321
00:14:18,904 --> 00:14:20,487
BECAUSE I SURE AS SNAIL SNOT
322
00:14:20,612 --> 00:14:21,597
CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT.
323
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,278
OH, BOY.
324
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:26,445
I GET TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES,
MRS. PUFF.
325
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:29,320
HEY, IT'S KINDA LIKE
I'M THE TEACHER.
326
00:14:32,278 --> 00:14:34,695
I'M GONNA BE TEACHING YOU NOW.
327
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,070
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.
328
00:14:37,195 --> 00:14:38,779
SHALL WE START
WITH THE IMPORTANCE
329
00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:41,029
OF GOOD KITCHEN HYGIENE?
330
00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:42,987
OR THE UNABRIDGED HISTORY
OF THE PATTY?
331
00:14:43,111 --> 00:14:46,987
WHY DON'T WE JUST START
WITH MY BASIC DUTIES?
332
00:14:47,111 --> 00:14:48,820
EAGER TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL,
EH?
333
00:14:48,945 --> 00:14:50,528
I LIKE IT.
334
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:54,029
"THIS IS MY REGISTER.
335
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,820
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT,
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE."
336
00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:58,029
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT,
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
337
00:14:58,153 --> 00:14:59,945
NOW, LIKE A SHIP'S RUDDER,
338
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,862
THIS OLD REGISTER
IS TEMPERAMENTAL.
339
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:04,445
SO WHEN YOU HIT THE TOTAL KEY…
340
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,513
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
341
00:15:05,528 --> 00:15:06,737
NOTHING.
342
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,029
YOU'RE NOT TAKING NOTES?
343
00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:10,987
ALWAYS REMEMBER, GOOD GRADES…
344
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,403
both:
ONLY FOLLOW DILIGENT NOTES.
345
00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:14,695
I KNOW, SPONGEBOB.
346
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,195
I TAUGHT YOU THAT PHRASE.
347
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,820
DON'T WORRY, MRS. PUFF.
348
00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:20,528
YOU MAY BORROW MY NOTEPAD TODAY.
349
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,653
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
350
00:15:21,695 --> 00:15:22,987
OH, YES.
351
00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:24,862
THE TOTAL KEY IS A BIT STICKY,
352
00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:25,987
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE
FORCEFUL,
353
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:28,029
BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.
354
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,862
DID YOU GET THAT?
355
00:15:29,987 --> 00:15:30,987
FORCEFUL,
BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.
356
00:15:31,111 --> 00:15:32,820
YOU DID!
357
00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:36,862
DILIGENCE LIKE THIS
DESERVES A STICKER.
358
00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:40,111
COLLECT TEN, AND YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO A "SUPER" STICKER.
359
00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:41,820
WHY DON'T WE WORK
ON OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE
360
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,904
WITH A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING?
361
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:45,820
I'LL BE THE CUSTOMER,
AND YOU SHOW ME YOUR BEST
362
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,361
AND FRIENDLIEST SERVICE, HMM?
363
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:50,236
FINE.
364
00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:51,570
GOOD DAY, M'LADY.
365
00:15:51,695 --> 00:15:53,236
CHARMED, I'M SURE.
366
00:15:53,361 --> 00:15:55,445
FUNNY COSTUME, SPONGEBOB.
367
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:58,111
FORGIVE ME, BUT I KNOW NOT OF
THIS SPONGEBOB FELLOW.
368
00:15:58,236 --> 00:16:00,195
MY NAME IS
DUKE THOMAS FEATHERMUFFIN,
369
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,195
AND I ENTERED YOUR PLACE
OF BUSINESS
370
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,862
IN HOPES OF PROCURING LUNCH
ON THIS FINE DAY.
371
00:16:03,987 --> 00:16:06,945
OF COURSE, MR. FEATHERMUFFIN.
372
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:08,653
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT
TODAY?
373
00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:10,111
psst!
MRS. PUFF.
374
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,403
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
375
00:16:12,528 --> 00:16:15,195
I THINK THIS WILL GO SMOOTHER IF
YOU JUST REFER TO HIM AS DUKE.
376
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,945
YOU MEAN TO REFER
TO YOU AS DUKE.
377
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,403
OF COURSE.
378
00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:19,695
HOW ELSE WOULD ONE REFER TO ME?
379
00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,945
I AM A DUKE, AFTER ALL.
380
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,653
NOW, I SHOULD FANCY A MEAL, IF
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.
381
00:16:23,779 --> 00:16:24,820
OKAY, DUKE.
382
00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:26,612
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
383
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,153
I SHALL HAVE BEANS ON TOAST,
PLEASE.
384
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:32,361
ALL RIGHT, ONE BEANS ON TOAST
COMING UP.
385
00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:34,570
psst! MRS. PUFF,
SPONGEBOB AGAIN.
386
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,904
YOU BETTER INFORM THE DUKE THAT
WE DON'T SERVE BEANS ON TOAST.
387
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,111
UGH.
388
00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:40,111
THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.
389
00:16:40,236 --> 00:16:43,029
WOULD YOU SIMPLY EXPLAIN
MY DUTIES, PLEASE?
390
00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:45,904
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YELLING AT ME CUSTOMERS?
391
00:16:46,029 --> 00:16:48,278
THE DUKE HERE
IS ONE OF ME REGULARS.
392
00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:51,403
AND I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN
WHAT HAPPENS
393
00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:54,445
WHEN YOU START LOSING
YOUR REGULARITY, DO I?
394
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:56,487
OH, DEAR.
395
00:16:56,612 --> 00:16:58,945
MESSAGE RECEIVED, MR. KRABS.
396
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:02,528
JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN
AGAIN, PUFF.
397
00:17:02,653 --> 00:17:05,320
WELL, I SEE YOU HAD A LITTLE
TROUBLE GETTING IN GEAR THERE,
398
00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:07,403
BUT YOU'LL BE IN THE FAST LANE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
399
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,737
AH, HERE COMES ANOTHER CUSTOMER.
400
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:14,320
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN APPLY
WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED.
401
00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:15,987
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB,
SIR.
402
00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:17,779
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
403
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,153
YES!
404
00:17:19,278 --> 00:17:20,945
ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.
405
00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,445
$1, PLEASE.
406
00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:23,695
THANK YOU.
407
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:26,029
GOOD JOB, MRS. PUFF.
408
00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:29,070
NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO
SUBMIT THE ORDER TO THE COOK.
409
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:31,070
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
410
00:17:31,195 --> 00:17:33,070
OH, MRS. PUFF.
411
00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:34,445
WHAT?
412
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:36,403
IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND
413
00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:38,195
THAT YOU NEED TO SUBMIT
THE ORDER IN WRITING AS WELL.
414
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,153
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE
MAXIMUM CLARITY.
415
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,403
FINE.
416
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,445
HERE'S YOUR WRITTEN FORM.
417
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:45,737
ONE KRABBY PATTY.
418
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:46,862
MRS. PUFF?
419
00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:48,862
WHAT NOW?
420
00:17:48,987 --> 00:17:50,695
I CAN'T BEGIN COOKING
UNTIL THE BELL HAS RUNG.
421
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,805
smack!
422
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,904
THANK YOU.
423
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,612
ALTHOUGH A SMIDGE LESS RIGOROUS
NEXT TIME, PLEASE.
424
00:17:58,904 --> 00:18:00,445
ORDER UP!
425
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,029
YOU'VE DONE WELL SO FAR,
STUDENT.
426
00:18:02,153 --> 00:18:04,361
NOW, WE DELIVER THE ITEM
TO THE CUSTOMER.
427
00:18:04,487 --> 00:18:07,029
BE CAUTIOUS, BUT SWIFT.
428
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,862
I WOULDN'T GO THAT WAY
IF I WERE YOU.
429
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,070
IT'S FASTER IF YOU GO THIS WAY,
MRS. P.
430
00:18:12,904 --> 00:18:14,070
LOOK OUT FOR THE BARREL.
431
00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:15,055
I'LL GIVE YOU A BAR…
432
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,779
WHOA!
433
00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:19,445
WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS.
434
00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:20,570
AH!
435
00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:22,070
thud!
436
00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:26,153
POTHOLE!
437
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,070
HEY!
438
00:18:28,195 --> 00:18:31,528
LOOK OUT, MRS. PUFF.
439
00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:36,153
TIME FOR EVASIVE ACTION.
440
00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:52,361
ding!
441
00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:58,445
AND THE PATTY IS UNSCATHED.
442
00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,820
WAY TO GO, MRS. PUFF.
443
00:18:59,945 --> 00:19:02,320
YOUR FIRST SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
444
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,445
I WILL HAVE TO DEDUCT POINTS
FOR THAT LANDING, THOUGH.
445
00:19:06,403 --> 00:19:08,111
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
446
00:19:08,236 --> 00:19:10,195
THIS ISN'T WORTH IT.
447
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:21,904
I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED
ANY LONGER.
448
00:19:25,945 --> 00:19:29,320
DON'T FORGET TO READ THE NOTE.
449
00:19:29,445 --> 00:19:32,195
YOU!
450
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,403
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU
I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS.
451
00:19:37,403 --> 00:19:39,361
UGH!
452
00:19:39,487 --> 00:19:41,070
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
453
00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:42,570
WELL, WELL, WELL.
454
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:44,737
IF IT AIN'T MRS. PUFF.
455
00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,403
I SAW WHAT YOU DID.
456
00:19:47,528 --> 00:19:49,528
UH, YOU DID?
457
00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:50,653
YEAH.
458
00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:52,195
OH, PLEASE.
459
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,029
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.
I SWEAR.
460
00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:55,195
IT'S TOO LATE FOR SWEARING,
PUFF.
461
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,111
THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT HERE.
462
00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:59,153
YOU LITTERED.
463
00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:01,445
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING
TO THE STONY LONESOME.
464
00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:02,945
LITTERED?
465
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:07,695
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
OFFICER.
466
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,653
YES, I SURE DID LITTER.
467
00:20:10,779 --> 00:20:12,612
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
468
00:20:12,737 --> 00:20:13,737
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
469
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,195
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST NOW.
470
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,487
NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.
471
00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:21,945
TIME BY MYSELF IN THE STONY
LONESOME IS JUST WHAT I NEED.
472
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:24,403
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE,
MRS. PUFF.
473
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,612
ONE DAY DOWN.
474
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,070
2,528 TO GO.
475
00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:45,029
THAT'S JUST SHY OF FOUR YEARS
WITHOUT SPONGEBOB.
476
00:20:45,153 --> 00:20:49,029
I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
477
00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:51,029
GET UP, PUFF.
478
00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:53,070
THE JUDGE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO
TO TRAFFIC SCHOOL.
479
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,612
OH, WOW.
480
00:20:57,737 --> 00:21:00,111
A DRIVER'S EDUCATION CLASS.
481
00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:03,445
IT'S JUST HOW I MADE A LIVING,
EXCEPT WITHOUT…
482
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:05,403
HIM.
483
00:21:05,528 --> 00:21:06,862
OH, DELIGHTFUL.
484
00:21:06,987 --> 00:21:09,612
GOOD DAY, CLASS.
485
00:21:11,445 --> 00:21:12,820
smack!
486
00:21:12,945 --> 00:21:14,653
I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
487
00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:16,403
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
488
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,320
DIDN'T YOU READ THE NOTE,
MRS. PUFF?
489
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,070
HERE, I TAPED IT TOGETHER
AND SAVED IT JUST IN CASE.
490
00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:23,612
"DEAR MRS. PUFF.
491
00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:25,945
"I'M FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS
492
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:29,029
"AND GOT A JOB AS A DRIVER'S ED
TEACHER FOR THE SUMMER.
493
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:30,820
HEART, SPONGEBOB."
494
00:21:33,111 --> 00:21:35,153
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
495
00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:38,528
UH! OW!
OH!
496
00:21:38,653 --> 00:21:42,195
YOW! YOW!
AH!
497
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,445
NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR DRIVER'S
ED HANDBOOKS TO CHAPTER ONE.
498
00:21:52,987 --> 00:21:55,570
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