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DELIVERY
FOR MR. SQUIDWARD TENTACLES.
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HELLO?
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ANYBODY HERE?
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SQUIDWARD'S NOT AT HIS POST.
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HMM…
THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING.
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AH!
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HELLO?
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YOO-HOO, MAIL DELIVERY.
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HELLO, I'M SQUIDWARD.
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WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB,
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WHERE WE NEVER LEAVE OUR POST.
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AND HOW MAY I HELP YOU
ON THIS FINE DAY?
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RIGHT.
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HEY.
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IT'S HARD TO GET
MY BEAUTY SLEEP
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WHEN PEOPLE KEEP DROPPING JUNK
ON MY HEAD.
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HOORAY!
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YAHOO!
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WHOOPEE!
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WHOOPEE!
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- WHOO…
- PEE!
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WHOO…
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PEE.
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- WHOOP…
- PEE!
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AVAST, THERE.
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WHAT ARE YOU ALL HAPPY ABOUT?
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I'M ON MY HAPPY BREAK,
MR. KRABS.
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YOU I'M USED TO.
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WHY IS HE SO HAPPY?
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I'M HOLDING A PACKAGE
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FROM FAMOUS PRODUCER
BUDDY BARRACUDA.
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I SENT HIM MY PLAY,
AND HOW HE'S GONNA PRODUCE IT.
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I QUIT.
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SO LONG, LOSERS.
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LET'S SEE HERE.
OH, YEAH.
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"THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING
YOUR PLAY
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"ENTITLED SQUIDWARD:
STROKES OF GENIUS.
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"YOUR WORK SPEAKS VOLUMES
ABOUT YOU AS AN ARTIST,
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"A PERSON,
AND A MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
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"SO IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE
THAT WE ANNOUNCE
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WE WILL NOT BE DOING YOUR PLAY."
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HEY, SQUIDWARD!
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YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR AMAZING
SUCCESS AS A PLAY WRITER.
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UH…
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AND YOUR SHIRT,
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IS THAT A COTTON-POLY BLEND?
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FANCY.
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AND JUST LOOK AT YOUR STYLISH
NEW HAIRDO.
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SAY, IS THAT A COPY
OF YOUR PLAY?
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OH, MY GOODNESS!
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ARE YOU GONNA PUT ON
YOUR AMAZING PLAY
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AT OUR LITTLE OLD KRUSTY KRAB?
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OH, YOU ARE A TRUE PATRON
OF THE ARTS, SQUIDWARD.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE
THAT COULD WORK.
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IF PEOPLE SEE MY PLAY,
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THEY'LL RECOGNIZE MY GENIUS,
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AND I'LL BECOME FAMOUS, AND…
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WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA.
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ME CUSTOMERS COME HERE
FOR GREASY FOOD AT HIGH PRICES,
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NOT FOR SINGING AND DANCING.
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BUT MY PLAY DOESN'T HAVE
SINGING AND…
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BUT, MR. KRABS,
PEOPLE PAY TO EAT, RIGHT?
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OF COURSE.
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AND THEY WOULD PAY
TO WATCH A PLAY, RIGHT?
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UH, I SUPPOSE.
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WELL, IF THEY EAT
AND WATCH A PLAY,
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YOU CAN CHARGE TWICE AS MUCH.
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REALLY?
HOW 'BOUT FOUR TIMES AS MUCH?
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WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
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WELL…
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OKAY, BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION,
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THAT YOU BOTH KEEP WORKING,
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'CAUSE IF JUST ONE KRABBY PATTY
IS LATE,
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I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN.
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HMM, NOW, WHAT WILL WE CALL
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THIS EATING DINNER
AND WATCHING THEATER?
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DINNER THEATER?
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OH, SURE.
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NO, COME ON.
LET'S GET SERIOUS.
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WE NEED A TITLE THAT SOUNDS…
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DRAMATIC.
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GOT IT!
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WE'LL CALL IT
"SINGY EATY TIME."
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BUT, SPONGEBOB,
THERE'S NO SINGING IN MY…
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I LOVE IT!
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WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE
ASPIRING ACTORS
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WANTING TO TAKE PART
IN MY GENIUS.
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WHOA-HO-HO-HO!
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AND ALL OF THEM WILLING TO WORK
FOR NO PAY.
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DID I GET THE PART?
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YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS.
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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AND WE LET HIM HANDLE
OUR FOOD?
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HMM, "SINGY EATY TIME
WITH SQUIDWARD TENTACLES."
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HELLO, CAN I ORDER?
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HELLO?
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IT'S TIME.
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PLACES, PEOPLE.
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PLACES.
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PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.
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DIM THE HOUSE LIGHTS.
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BRING UP THE STAGE LIGHTS.
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RAISE THE CURTAIN.
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HOW MUCH AM I GETTING
FOR THIS?
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UNTO THIS WORLD,
AN OCTOPUS WAS BORN,
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A CEPHALOPOD WITH PROMISE
AND POTENTIAL.
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UM, I'D LIKE
A DOUBLE KRABBY MEAL
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WITH EXTRA KELP.
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GO AWAY, GO AWAY.
SHOO, SHOO.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
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YOU DO YOUR JOB,
OR I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN.
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FINE.
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HE HAD PROMISE UNTIL HE CAME
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TO WORK HERE
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB,
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SERVING LOCAL MORONS
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HEART-STOPPING,
ARTERY-CLOGGING GARBAGE
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MASQUERADING AS FOOD.
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YAH-HEY!
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AT THE KRUSTY KRAB,
HIS TALENT WAS WASTED.
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EXCUSE ME.
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CAN I GET A REFILL?
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- NO, YOU CA…
- SQUIDWARD.
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YES, YOU CAN.
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BUT WHO WILL REFILL
THE EMPTY CHASM IN MY SOUL?
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I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HIS LIFE SHATTERED,
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IS THERE ANY TASK
TOO DEMEANING FOR OUR HERO?
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HEY, MY KRABBY PATTY
DOESN'T HAVE KETCHUP.
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IT WOULD APPEAR NOT.
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NO KETCHUP?
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THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
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WOULD ANY OF YOU WANT THIS JOB?
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all: MM-MM.
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SQUIDWARD, YOU GET THAT
CUSTOMER A FRESH PATTY
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WITH KETCHUP, NOW.
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AND DON'T FORGET
TO CHARGE HIM AGAIN.
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AND THEN THERE'S
SKINFLINT BOSS.
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WHAT'S THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD?
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UM, BUT MR. KRABS, I'M ACTING.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY THEN.
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BUT GET HIM A KRABBY PATTY.
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FINE.
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SPONGEBOB, ONE KRABBY PATTY
WITH KETCHUP.
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AND NOW WE COME TO THE WORST
PART OF MY JOB,
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WORKING WITH HIM.
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HUH?
THE…UM…
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UH, THE…
DAH…
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I FORGOT MY LINE.
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LINES!
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I DON'T?
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NO, JUST STAND THERE
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AND ACT LIKE…
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YOURSELF.
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OH!
I CAN DO THAT.
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ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP.
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OOH, WHAT IS THIS?
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A STRAY WRAPPER IN MY KITCHEN?
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OH, THE TRASH IS FULL.
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I HAD BETTER CALL
THE GARBAGE TRUCK.
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TALENT.
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OUTSTANDING.
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THANK YOU.
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THAT'LL DO.
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BUT LO AND BEHOLD…
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HEY, MAN,
WHERE'S MY KRABBY PATTY?
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HIS GENIUS WAS UNRECOGNIZED.
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COME ON, MAN.
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I JUST WANT MY PATTY.
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YEAH, ME TOO.
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TAKEN FOR GRANTED,
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UNCREDITED,
OVERLOOKED,
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IGNORED…
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DISRESPECTED,
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UNAPPRECIATED,
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UNLOVED.
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BUT WORST OF ALL…
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UNDERPAID.
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IT'S FUNNY,
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'CAUSE IT'S TRUE.
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HE'S DONE.
ORDER.
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UH…
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AND FURTHERMORE…
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OH, THERE'S FOREVERMORE.
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UNFULFILLED.
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IN A WORD, HIS MYRIAD OF TALENTS
WERE…WASTED.
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OH, COME ON!
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all: WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.
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WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.
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SQUIDWARD, YOU STILL HAVEN'T
GIVEN ME CUSTOMERS
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THEIR CRABBY PATTIES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THAT PATTY?
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BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP.
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AHH!
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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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HAVE I LET THE LURE
OF THEATER PRODUCTION
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GET BETWEEN ME AND MY PATTIES?
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SQUIDWARD, FORGIVE ME.
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I LET THE GLAMOUR OF THE STAGE
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DISTRACT ME FROM
MY TRUE CALLING,
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MAKING SURE THAT EVERY
KRABBY PATTY I PREPARE
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IS THE BEST IT CAN BE.
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UH-HUH.
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NO, SQUIDWARD, NO.
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THOSE PATTIES AREN'T FIT
FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.
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HERE, ENJOY.
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AH!
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UGH.
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OH, COME ON.
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ALL THAT WAITING FOR THIS?
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OH, PUH-LEASE.
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW QUALITY
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IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
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DOH!
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I SAID IF IT HIT YOU
IN THE FACE.
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WHOA-HO-HO-HO.
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THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT.
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I'LL TAKE TWO MORE.
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I'LL TAKE FIVE.
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I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING
AT HIM.
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HEY, YEAH, WE ALL WANT
TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM.
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QUIET!
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GENTLE PATRONS, KRABBY PATTIES
ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN,
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NOT FLUNG.
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THINK OF ALL THE JOY
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THESE GREASY, JUICY PATTIES
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AND THEIR ATTENDANT CONDIMENTS
HAVE GIVEN YOU.
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GOSH, HE'S RIGHT.
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WE SHOULDN'T BE
SO DISRESPECTFUL
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OF OUR FAVORITE MEAL.
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BLESS YOU ALL.
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I LIKE THROWING FOOD.
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DOH!
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all: FOOD FIGHT!
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both: DOH!
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AND FOR YOU?
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I'LL TAKE 20.
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DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HEAVIER?
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CERTAINLY.
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AHH!
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OH, BOY.
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SQUIDWARD.
SQUIDWARD!
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GOOD NEWS.
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THE PLAY IS SUCH A SUCCESS,
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I'VE ADDED TWO MORE SHOWS
AND A MATINEE.
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BREAK A LEG TOMORROW.
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D'OH.
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AHH, THE ETERNAL EXPANSE
OF THE DEEP SEA,
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TEEMING WITH FANTASTIC
CREATURES…
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UH…TEEMING…
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00:11:10,415 --> 00:11:12,957
I'M SURE THEY'RE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.
255
00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:14,540
AH-HA!
256
00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:16,665
OH, THAT'S A ROCK.
257
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,623
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
258
00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:19,832
EGH!
259
00:11:19,957 --> 00:11:22,373
IT IS JUST SPONGEBOB.
260
00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:24,373
WATCH AND WITNESS
261
00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:27,498
ONE OF THE RAREST AND MYSTERIOUS
RITUALS OF THE DEEP,
262
00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:30,790
THE STARING CONTEST.
263
00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:48,165
- PATRICK, WOW.
- WHAT?
264
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,665
YOU ARE THE BEST STARER
I'VE EVER STARED AT.
265
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:53,582
OH, STARING CONTEST.
266
00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:55,498
I THOUGHT IT WAS
A BLINKING CONTEST
267
00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:57,582
AND I WAS LOSING.
268
00:11:58,582 --> 00:11:59,582
HARK, PATRICK.
269
00:11:59,707 --> 00:12:00,707
DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
270
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,874
thunk!
271
00:12:06,123 --> 00:12:08,540
HMM, IT'S A LETTER FOR SANDY,
272
00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:10,165
ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS.
273
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:12,874
WE BETTER DELIVER IT.
274
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,373
SANDY!
275
00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:17,373
OH, IT'S NOT OPENING.
276
00:12:17,498 --> 00:12:18,707
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
277
00:12:18,832 --> 00:12:20,498
I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT HELP.
278
00:12:20,623 --> 00:12:22,165
"HOW TO OPEN THINGS."
279
00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,457
BRILLIANT, PATRICK!
280
00:12:23,582 --> 00:12:25,331
I SAW THE MOVIE,
BUT I NEVER READ THE BOOK.
281
00:12:25,457 --> 00:12:27,123
UH, OKAY.
282
00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:30,206
GARBAGE CANS…NO.
283
00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:32,165
JAR…NO.
284
00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:34,498
BOX…NO.
285
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,165
SANDY'S DOOR!
286
00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,498
"TWIST TO THE LEFT."
287
00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:40,999
OH, I WAS TWISTING
TO THE RIGHT.
288
00:12:41,123 --> 00:12:42,665
A COMMON MISTAKE,
MY GOOD FRIEND.
289
00:12:42,790 --> 00:12:45,331
ALLOW ME.
290
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:51,999
OKAY, TIME TO OPEN THIS.
291
00:12:52,123 --> 00:12:54,874
HI-YA!
292
00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:56,915
TRYING A NINJA SNEAK ATTACK?
293
00:12:58,123 --> 00:13:00,123
HI-YA!
294
00:13:00,248 --> 00:13:03,623
WELL, YOU'RE STILL NO MATCH
FOR MY SQUIRREL FU.
295
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,623
IT'S A LETTER FROM
MY TWIN BROTHER RANDY.
296
00:13:05,749 --> 00:13:06,790
OH!
297
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,665
DO YOU MIND?
298
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,373
NOT AT ALL.
READ ON.
299
00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:14,582
DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
300
00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:15,999
GET OUT OF MY SUIT!
301
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,915
WELL, GOLLY.
302
00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:21,832
RANDY SAYS THE RODEO'S COME
TO TOWN.
303
00:13:21,957 --> 00:13:23,415
I'VE GOT TO HEAD BACK
TO TEXAS
304
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,373
AND DEFEND
MY CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE.
305
00:13:25,498 --> 00:13:27,165
CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE?
FOR WHAT?
306
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,707
YOU GOT COTTON IN YOUR EARS?
307
00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:30,790
MM, NO, IT'S NOT COTTON.
308
00:13:30,915 --> 00:13:33,582
IT'S ACTUALLY AN OLD MOLDY PIECE
OF KRABBY PATTY.
309
00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,331
MMM.
310
00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,707
IS YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE
FOR JELLYFISHING?
311
00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:40,373
- NO.
- KARATE?
312
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:41,832
NO!
313
00:13:41,957 --> 00:13:43,123
PERHAPS THE SCIENCE FAIR,
THEN.
314
00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:45,331
NO, IT'S MY RODEO CHAMPIONSHIP
ON THE LINE.
315
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:46,790
RODEO?
316
00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:49,206
WHAT DOES "RODEO" MEAN?
317
00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:52,749
♪ CRITTERS THAT YOU GOT
TO WRANGLE *
318
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,957
* COWBOY SUITS
WITH PURDY SPANGLES *
319
00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:58,206
* BOOTS WITH SPURS
THAT JINGLE-JANGLE *
320
00:13:58,331 --> 00:14:02,123
* THAT'S A RODEO *
321
00:14:02,248 --> 00:14:05,123
* TIGHT BLUE JEANS
YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE IN *
322
00:14:05,165 --> 00:14:08,165
* BUT THEY SURE LOOK
MIGHTY PLEASIN' *
323
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:11,749
* BIG BELT BUCKLES
ARE ALWAYS IN SEASON *
324
00:14:11,874 --> 00:14:15,749
* THAT'S A RODEO *
325
00:14:15,874 --> 00:14:17,248
* RODEO *
326
00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:18,623
♪ RODEO ♪
♪ RODEO *
327
00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:19,832
♪ RODEO *
328
00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:21,498
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
329
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,331
* YIPPEE TI YO *
330
00:14:23,457 --> 00:14:25,290
- * RODEO ♪
- ♪ RODEO *
331
00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:26,874
- * RODEO ♪
- ♪ RODEO *
332
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,707
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
333
00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,915
* YIPPEE TI YO *
334
00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:31,984
♪ RIDE THAT CRITTER *
335
00:14:31,999 --> 00:14:33,248
* DON'T BE NO QUITTER *
336
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,540
* HOLD ON TIGHT
WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT *
337
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,540
YEE-HAW!
338
00:14:36,665 --> 00:14:39,373
* THAT'S A RODEO *
339
00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:41,415
* TRACTOR PULLS
AND BIG OL' BULLS *
340
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,915
* LINE DANCING,
HORSES PRANCING *
341
00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:44,707
* BARREL RACING,
BAREBACK RIDING *
342
00:14:44,832 --> 00:14:47,290
* BRONCO BUSTING,
ALUMINUM SIDING *
343
00:14:47,415 --> 00:14:49,665
* THAT'S A RODEO *
344
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,123
* RODEO *
345
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,331
♪ RODEO ♪
♪ RODEO *
346
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:53,442
♪ RODEO *
347
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,999
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
348
00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:56,665
* YIPPEE TI YO *
349
00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:58,123
* RODEO *
350
00:14:58,248 --> 00:14:59,457
♪ RODEO ♪
♪ RODEO *
351
00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:00,749
♪ RODEO *
352
00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:02,498
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
353
00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:05,123
* YIPPEE TI YO *
354
00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:23,832
♪ AND DON'T FORGET
WHO MAKES US LAUGH *
355
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,957
* WHEN WE'RE FEELING DOWN *
356
00:15:28,123 --> 00:15:30,665
* THE HAPPY SLAPPY
SUNNY FUNNY *
357
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:34,790
* GOOD 'OL RODEO CLOWN *
358
00:15:34,915 --> 00:15:35,999
CLOWNS?
359
00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:37,290
DON'T GO, SANDY.
360
00:15:37,415 --> 00:15:38,316
IT'S TOO RISKY.
361
00:15:38,331 --> 00:15:39,331
I MUST.
362
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,874
IT'S MY DUTY.
363
00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:53,331
OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
364
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,373
WE CAN'T LET SANDY GO
ALL ALONE.
365
00:15:55,498 --> 00:15:57,665
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS UP THERE,
RIGHT, PATRICK?
366
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:02,415
EH, I'M IN-DIFF-ER-ENT.
367
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,790
HOW COULD WE LIVE
WITH OURSELVES
368
00:16:03,915 --> 00:16:06,165
IF SANDY GOT HURT
AND WE WEREN'T THERE TO HELP?
369
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,582
WHY, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO LOOK AT MYSELF.
370
00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:10,457
LOOK AT YOURSELF?
371
00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:11,915
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
372
00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:13,108
WHOA.
373
00:16:13,123 --> 00:16:14,165
EEEH-YAH!
374
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,108
PATRICK!
375
00:16:18,123 --> 00:16:20,415
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR SILLY GAMES.
376
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,749
SANDY NEEDS US.
377
00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:23,290
YOU UNDERSTAND?
378
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,400
PATRICK?
379
00:16:24,415 --> 00:16:25,623
PATRICK?
380
00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:27,498
NO MORE TIGHT JEANS!
381
00:16:27,623 --> 00:16:30,123
OH, I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE
WILL HELP ME.
382
00:16:32,749 --> 00:16:34,457
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT,
MR. KRABS.
383
00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:36,540
SANDY REALLY NEEDS OUR HELP.
384
00:16:36,665 --> 00:16:38,790
OKAY,
EXPLAIN IT TO ME AGAIN,
385
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,790
BUT THIS TIME, TAKE OUT ANYTHING
386
00:16:40,915 --> 00:16:42,790
THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO
WITH MONEY.
387
00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:45,373
UH-HUH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
388
00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:48,957
I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE
WITH COMPASSION,
389
00:16:49,123 --> 00:16:50,999
SOMEONE WHO SELFLESSLY
HELPS OTHERS
390
00:16:51,123 --> 00:16:53,123
WITH NO CONCERN
FOR HIS OWN SAFETY.
391
00:16:53,206 --> 00:16:55,832
I NEED…A HERO.
392
00:16:57,582 --> 00:16:59,457
OH, SQUIDWARD!
393
00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,123
SANDY IS IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE.
394
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:02,290
YOU'VE GO TO HELP ME SAVE HER.
395
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:04,999
OH, NO, SALLY'S IN TROUBLE?
396
00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:06,108
UH, SANDY.
397
00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:07,165
DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
398
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:10,498
JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE.
399
00:17:10,623 --> 00:17:12,832
I'LL GET MY EMERGENCY
SQUIRREL RESCUE KIT.
400
00:17:12,957 --> 00:17:14,582
RIGHT-O, MR. TENTACLES, SIR.
401
00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:16,915
JUST DON'T PANIC.
402
00:17:26,415 --> 00:17:28,999
WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST PERSON
I CAN ASK.
403
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:34,331
PLANKTON!
404
00:17:34,457 --> 00:17:35,623
WHAT?
405
00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:36,692
SANDY'S IN TROUBLE.
406
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:39,123
I NEED HELP RESCUING HER.
407
00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:41,957
I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.
408
00:17:42,123 --> 00:17:43,498
JEEPERS, IT'LL ONLY TAKE
A MINUTE.
409
00:17:43,623 --> 00:17:45,665
YEAH, UH, I'D LOVE TO HELP,
410
00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,999
BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO.
411
00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:56,832
OUCH.
412
00:17:58,123 --> 00:18:00,123
WELL, I'M GOING TO GO
SAVE SANDY
413
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,123
WHETHER ANYONE WANTS TO HELP
OR NOT.
414
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,832
I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME,
GARY.
415
00:18:16,457 --> 00:18:19,331
LET'S GO.
416
00:18:19,457 --> 00:18:21,123
GARY THE SNAIL,
417
00:18:21,165 --> 00:18:22,874
DID YOU PLAN ON STAYING HERE
WHILE SANDY IS POSSIBLY
418
00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:24,331
IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE UP THERE?
419
00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:27,165
SHE'S THE SQUIRREL.
420
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,331
NO, BROWN.
421
00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:31,165
GARY, WHAT DOES
THAT HAVE TO DO…
422
00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:32,957
YOU TOO, HUH?
423
00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:34,915
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
424
00:19:13,915 --> 00:19:23,915
EH, PUDDING.
425
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:37,832
EH, PUDDING.
426
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,623
GOOD MORNING.
427
00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:55,206
SPONGEBOB,
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
428
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:57,123
SANDY'S IN TROUBLE,
AND I NEED ALL OF YOUR HELP
429
00:19:57,248 --> 00:19:59,165
TO SAVE HER FROM THE HORRORS
OF THE RODEO.
430
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,123
THERE ARE CLOWNS THERE!
431
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:04,832
SPONGEBOB, THE NEXT TIME
YOU "INVITE" ME
432
00:20:04,957 --> 00:20:06,123
TO ONE OF YOUR SLUMBER PARTIES,
433
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,123
I'M CALLING THE COPS.
434
00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:12,707
AH!
435
00:20:15,123 --> 00:20:16,108
WHAT THE…
436
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:18,540
SPONGEBOB!
437
00:20:18,665 --> 00:20:20,248
YES, SQUIDWARD?
438
00:20:21,373 --> 00:20:23,123
I AM DISGRUNTLED.
439
00:20:28,457 --> 00:20:29,498
WHERE IN THE DEVIL ARE WE?
440
00:20:29,623 --> 00:20:31,915
IT'S…TEXAS.
441
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:40,331
WHAT'S THAT, BOY?
YOU SEE SANDY?
442
00:20:41,832 --> 00:20:44,623
AND SHE'S…
RIDING A BULLFROG?
443
00:20:44,749 --> 00:20:47,999
YEE-HAW!
444
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,540
AHOY, SANDY!
445
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:51,999
HUH?
446
00:20:52,123 --> 00:20:53,415
OW!
447
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,749
GALL DARN IT!
448
00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:56,874
YOU CITY SLICKERS MADE ME
LOSE THE RODEO.
449
00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:58,665
WHY ARE YOU HERE, ANYWAYS?
450
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,749
TO HELP SAVE YOU FROM THIS
RODEO THING.
451
00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:03,623
I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED.
452
00:21:03,749 --> 00:21:05,373
WATCH OUT!
453
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,165
THAT OLD BULLFROG'S GOT
A FLEA ON ITS FLANKS,
454
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,206
AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!
455
00:21:18,832 --> 00:21:20,373
DID WE SAVE SANDY?
456
00:21:20,498 --> 00:21:22,331
NO, PATRICK, WE DIDN'T.
457
00:21:22,457 --> 00:21:23,582
DID WE MAKE ANY MONEY?
458
00:21:24,707 --> 00:21:25,957
AW, CACTUS.
459
00:21:26,123 --> 00:21:28,206
THAT OL' BULLFROG'S
GOT SPONGEBOB.
460
00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:30,331
HANG ON, OLD BUDDY.
461
00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:40,165
NEXT TIME,
LEAVE THE RODEOS TO ME.
462
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:41,290
AW, NUTS.
463
00:21:45,415 --> 00:21:48,123
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