DELIVERY FOR MR. SQUIDWARD TENTACLES.
HELLO?
ANYBODY HERE?
SQUIDWARD'S NOT AT HIS POST.
HMM… THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING.
AH!
HELLO?
YOO-HOO, MAIL DELIVERY.
HELLO, I'M SQUIDWARD.
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB,
WHERE WE NEVER LEAVE OUR POST.
AND HOW MAY I HELP YOU ON THIS FINE DAY?
RIGHT.
HEY.
IT'S HARD TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP
WHEN PEOPLE KEEP DROPPING JUNK ON MY HEAD.
HOORAY!
YAHOO!
WHOOPEE!
- WHOO… - PEE!
WHOO…
PEE.
- WHOOP… - PEE!
AVAST, THERE.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL HAPPY ABOUT?
I'M ON MY HAPPY BREAK, MR. KRABS.
YOU I'M USED TO.
WHY IS HE SO HAPPY?
I'M HOLDING A PACKAGE
FROM FAMOUS PRODUCER BUDDY BARRACUDA.
I SENT HIM MY PLAY, AND HOW HE'S GONNA PRODUCE IT.
I QUIT.
SO LONG, LOSERS.
LET'S SEE HERE. OH, YEAH.
"THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR PLAY
"ENTITLED SQUIDWARD: STROKES OF GENIUS.
"YOUR WORK SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT YOU AS AN ARTIST,
"A PERSON, AND A MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
"SO IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT WE ANNOUNCE
WE WILL NOT BE DOING YOUR PLAY."
HEY, SQUIDWARD!
YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR AMAZING SUCCESS AS A PLAY WRITER.
UH…
AND YOUR SHIRT,
IS THAT A COTTON-POLY BLEND?
FANCY.
AND JUST LOOK AT YOUR STYLISH NEW HAIRDO.
SAY, IS THAT A COPY OF YOUR PLAY?
OH, MY GOODNESS!
ARE YOU GONNA PUT ON YOUR AMAZING PLAY
AT OUR LITTLE OLD KRUSTY KRAB?
OH, YOU ARE A TRUE PATRON OF THE ARTS, SQUIDWARD.
WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT COULD WORK.
IF PEOPLE SEE MY PLAY,
THEY'LL RECOGNIZE MY GENIUS,
AND I'LL BECOME FAMOUS, AND…
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA.
ME CUSTOMERS COME HERE FOR GREASY FOOD AT HIGH PRICES,
NOT FOR SINGING AND DANCING.
BUT MY PLAY DOESN'T HAVE SINGING AND…
BUT, MR. KRABS, PEOPLE PAY TO EAT, RIGHT?
OF COURSE.
AND THEY WOULD PAY TO WATCH A PLAY, RIGHT?
UH, I SUPPOSE.
WELL, IF THEY EAT AND WATCH A PLAY,
YOU CAN CHARGE TWICE AS MUCH.
REALLY? HOW 'BOUT FOUR TIMES AS MUCH?
WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
WELL…
OKAY, BUT ONLY ON ONE CONDITION,
THAT YOU BOTH KEEP WORKING,
'CAUSE IF JUST ONE KRABBY PATTY IS LATE,
I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN.
HMM, NOW, WHAT WILL WE CALL
THIS EATING DINNER AND WATCHING THEATER?
DINNER THEATER?
OH, SURE.
NO, COME ON. LET'S GET SERIOUS.
WE NEED A TITLE THAT SOUNDS…
DRAMATIC.
GOT IT!
WE'LL CALL IT "SINGY EATY TIME."
BUT, SPONGEBOB, THERE'S NO SINGING IN MY…
I LOVE IT!
WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE ASPIRING ACTORS
WANTING TO TAKE PART IN MY GENIUS.
WHOA-HO-HO-HO!
AND ALL OF THEM WILLING TO WORK FOR NO PAY.
DID I GET THE PART?
YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PARTS.
YEAH!
AND WE LET HIM HANDLE OUR FOOD?
HMM, "SINGY EATY TIME WITH SQUIDWARD TENTACLES."
HELLO, CAN I ORDER?
HELLO?
IT'S TIME.
PLACES, PEOPLE.
PLACES.
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.
DIM THE HOUSE LIGHTS.
BRING UP THE STAGE LIGHTS.
RAISE THE CURTAIN.
HOW MUCH AM I GETTING FOR THIS?
UNTO THIS WORLD, AN OCTOPUS WAS BORN,
A CEPHALOPOD WITH PROMISE AND POTENTIAL.
UM, I'D LIKE A DOUBLE KRABBY MEAL
WITH EXTRA KELP.
GO AWAY, GO AWAY. SHOO, SHOO.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
YOU DO YOUR JOB, OR I'M SHUTTING YOU DOWN.
FINE.
HE HAD PROMISE UNTIL HE CAME
TO WORK HERE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB,
SERVING LOCAL MORONS
HEART-STOPPING, ARTERY-CLOGGING GARBAGE
MASQUERADING AS FOOD.
YAH-HEY!
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, HIS TALENT WAS WASTED.
EXCUSE ME.
CAN I GET A REFILL?
- NO, YOU CA… - SQUIDWARD.
YES, YOU CAN.
BUT WHO WILL REFILL THE EMPTY CHASM IN MY SOUL?
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I DON'T KNOW.
HIS LIFE SHATTERED,
IS THERE ANY TASK TOO DEMEANING FOR OUR HERO?
HEY, MY KRABBY PATTY DOESN'T HAVE KETCHUP.
IT WOULD APPEAR NOT.
NO KETCHUP?
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
WOULD ANY OF YOU WANT THIS JOB?
all: MM-MM.
SQUIDWARD, YOU GET THAT CUSTOMER A FRESH PATTY
WITH KETCHUP, NOW.
AND DON'T FORGET TO CHARGE HIM AGAIN.
AND THEN THERE'S SKINFLINT BOSS.
WHAT'S THAT, MR. SQUIDWARD?
UM, BUT MR. KRABS, I'M ACTING.
OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY THEN.
BUT GET HIM A KRABBY PATTY.
FINE.
SPONGEBOB, ONE KRABBY PATTY WITH KETCHUP.
AND NOW WE COME TO THE WORST PART OF MY JOB,
WORKING WITH HIM.
HUH? THE…UM…
UH, THE… DAH…
I FORGOT MY LINE.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LINES!
I DON'T?
NO, JUST STAND THERE
AND ACT LIKE…
YOURSELF.
OH! I CAN DO THAT.
ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP.
OOH, WHAT IS THIS?
A STRAY WRAPPER IN MY KITCHEN?
OH, THE TRASH IS FULL.
I HAD BETTER CALL THE GARBAGE TRUCK.
TALENT.
OUTSTANDING.
THANK YOU.
THAT'LL DO.
BUT LO AND BEHOLD…
HEY, MAN, WHERE'S MY KRABBY PATTY?
HIS GENIUS WAS UNRECOGNIZED.
COME ON, MAN.
I JUST WANT MY PATTY.
YEAH, ME TOO.
TAKEN FOR GRANTED,
UNCREDITED, OVERLOOKED,
IGNORED…
DISRESPECTED,
UNAPPRECIATED,
UNLOVED.
BUT WORST OF ALL…
UNDERPAID.
IT'S FUNNY,
'CAUSE IT'S TRUE.
HE'S DONE. ORDER.
UH…
AND FURTHERMORE…
OH, THERE'S FOREVERMORE.
UNFULFILLED.
IN A WORD, HIS MYRIAD OF TALENTS WERE…WASTED.
OH, COME ON!
all: WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.
WE WANT KRABBY PATTIES.
SQUIDWARD, YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME CUSTOMERS
THEIR CRABBY PATTIES.
ALL RIGHT.
SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THAT PATTY?
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOP.
AHH!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
HAVE I LET THE LURE OF THEATER PRODUCTION
GET BETWEEN ME AND MY PATTIES?
SQUIDWARD, FORGIVE ME.
I LET THE GLAMOUR OF THE STAGE
DISTRACT ME FROM MY TRUE CALLING,
MAKING SURE THAT EVERY KRABBY PATTY I PREPARE
IS THE BEST IT CAN BE.
UH-HUH.
NO, SQUIDWARD, NO.
THOSE PATTIES AREN'T FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.
HERE, ENJOY.
AH!
UGH.
OH, COME ON.
ALL THAT WAITING FOR THIS?
OH, PUH-LEASE.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW QUALITY
IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
DOH!
I SAID IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
WHOA-HO-HO-HO.
THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT.
I'LL TAKE TWO MORE.
I'LL TAKE FIVE.
I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM.
HEY, YEAH, WE ALL WANT TO THROW SOMETHING AT HIM.
QUIET!
GENTLE PATRONS, KRABBY PATTIES ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN,
NOT FLUNG.
THINK OF ALL THE JOY
THESE GREASY, JUICY PATTIES
AND THEIR ATTENDANT CONDIMENTS HAVE GIVEN YOU.
GOSH, HE'S RIGHT.
WE SHOULDN'T BE SO DISRESPECTFUL
OF OUR FAVORITE MEAL.
BLESS YOU ALL.
I LIKE THROWING FOOD.
DOH!
all: FOOD FIGHT!
both: DOH!
AND FOR YOU?
I'LL TAKE 20.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HEAVIER?
CERTAINLY.
AHH!
OH, BOY.
SQUIDWARD. SQUIDWARD!
GOOD NEWS.
THE PLAY IS SUCH A SUCCESS,
I'VE ADDED TWO MORE SHOWS AND A MATINEE.
BREAK A LEG TOMORROW.
D'OH.
AHH, THE ETERNAL EXPANSE OF THE DEEP SEA,
TEEMING WITH FANTASTIC CREATURES…
UH…TEEMING…
I'M SURE THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
AH-HA!
OH, THAT'S A ROCK.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
EGH!
IT IS JUST SPONGEBOB.
WATCH AND WITNESS
ONE OF THE RAREST AND MYSTERIOUS RITUALS OF THE DEEP,
THE STARING CONTEST.
- PATRICK, WOW. - WHAT?
YOU ARE THE BEST STARER I'VE EVER STARED AT.
OH, STARING CONTEST.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BLINKING CONTEST
AND I WAS LOSING.
HARK, PATRICK.
DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
thunk!
HMM, IT'S A LETTER FOR SANDY,
ALL THE WAY FROM TEXAS.
WE BETTER DELIVER IT.
SANDY!
OH, IT'S NOT OPENING.
HEY, SPONGEBOB,
I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP.
"HOW TO OPEN THINGS."
BRILLIANT, PATRICK!
I SAW THE MOVIE, BUT I NEVER READ THE BOOK.
UH, OKAY.
GARBAGE CANS…NO.
JAR…NO.
BOX…NO.
SANDY'S DOOR!
"TWIST TO THE LEFT."
OH, I WAS TWISTING TO THE RIGHT.
A COMMON MISTAKE, MY GOOD FRIEND.
ALLOW ME.
OKAY, TIME TO OPEN THIS.
HI-YA!
TRYING A NINJA SNEAK ATTACK?
HI-YA!
WELL, YOU'RE STILL NO MATCH FOR MY SQUIRREL FU.
IT'S A LETTER FROM MY TWIN BROTHER RANDY.
OH!
DO YOU MIND?
NOT AT ALL. READ ON.
DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
GET OUT OF MY SUIT!
WELL, GOLLY.
RANDY SAYS THE RODEO'S COME TO TOWN.
I'VE GOT TO HEAD BACK TO TEXAS
AND DEFEND MY CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE.
CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE? FOR WHAT?
YOU GOT COTTON IN YOUR EARS?
MM, NO, IT'S NOT COTTON.
IT'S ACTUALLY AN OLD MOLDY PIECE OF KRABBY PATTY.
MMM.
IS YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE FOR JELLYFISHING?
- NO. - KARATE?
NO!
PERHAPS THE SCIENCE FAIR, THEN.
NO, IT'S MY RODEO CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE.
RODEO?
WHAT DOES "RODEO" MEAN?
♪ CRITTERS THAT YOU GOT TO WRANGLE *
* COWBOY SUITS WITH PURDY SPANGLES *
* BOOTS WITH SPURS THAT JINGLE-JANGLE *
* THAT'S A RODEO *
* TIGHT BLUE JEANS YOU GOT TO SQUEEZE IN *
* BUT THEY SURE LOOK MIGHTY PLEASIN' *
* BIG BELT BUCKLES ARE ALWAYS IN SEASON *
* THAT'S A RODEO *
* RODEO *
♪ RODEO ♪ ♪ RODEO *
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
* YIPPEE TI YO *
- * RODEO ♪ - ♪ RODEO *
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
* YIPPEE TI YO *
♪ RIDE THAT CRITTER *
* DON'T BE NO QUITTER *
* HOLD ON TIGHT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT *
YEE-HAW!
* THAT'S A RODEO *
* TRACTOR PULLS AND BIG OL' BULLS *
* LINE DANCING, HORSES PRANCING *
* BARREL RACING, BAREBACK RIDING *
* BRONCO BUSTING, ALUMINUM SIDING *
* THAT'S A RODEO *
* RODEO *
♪ RODEO ♪ ♪ RODEO *
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
* YIPPEE TI YO *
* RODEO *
♪ RODEO ♪ ♪ RODEO *
* YIPPEE TI YAY *
* YIPPEE TI YO *
♪ AND DON'T FORGET WHO MAKES US LAUGH *
* WHEN WE'RE FEELING DOWN *
* THE HAPPY SLAPPY SUNNY FUNNY *
* GOOD 'OL RODEO CLOWN *
CLOWNS?
DON'T GO, SANDY.
IT'S TOO RISKY.
I MUST.
IT'S MY DUTY.
OH, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
WE CAN'T LET SANDY GO ALL ALONE.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS UP THERE, RIGHT, PATRICK?
EH, I'M IN-DIFF-ER-ENT.
HOW COULD WE LIVE WITH OURSELVES
IF SANDY GOT HURT AND WE WEREN'T THERE TO HELP?
WHY, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT MYSELF.
LOOK AT YOURSELF?
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
WHOA.
EEEH-YAH!
PATRICK!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SILLY GAMES.
SANDY NEEDS US.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
PATRICK?
NO MORE TIGHT JEANS!
OH, I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE WILL HELP ME.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, MR. KRABS.
SANDY REALLY NEEDS OUR HELP.
OKAY, EXPLAIN IT TO ME AGAIN,
BUT THIS TIME, TAKE OUT ANYTHING
THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH MONEY.
UH-HUH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WITH COMPASSION,
SOMEONE WHO SELFLESSLY HELPS OTHERS
WITH NO CONCERN FOR HIS OWN SAFETY.
I NEED…A HERO.
OH, SQUIDWARD!
SANDY IS IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE.
YOU'VE GO TO HELP ME SAVE HER.
OH, NO, SALLY'S IN TROUBLE?
UH, SANDY.
DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I'LL GET MY EMERGENCY SQUIRREL RESCUE KIT.
RIGHT-O, MR. TENTACLES, SIR.
JUST DON'T PANIC.
WELL, THERE'S ONE LAST PERSON I CAN ASK.
PLANKTON!
WHAT?
SANDY'S IN TROUBLE.
I NEED HELP RESCUING HER.
I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.
JEEPERS, IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
YEAH, UH, I'D LOVE TO HELP,
BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO.
OUCH.
WELL, I'M GOING TO GO SAVE SANDY
WHETHER ANYONE WANTS TO HELP OR NOT.
I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, GARY.
LET'S GO.
GARY THE SNAIL,
DID YOU PLAN ON STAYING HERE WHILE SANDY IS POSSIBLY
IN TROUBLE SOMEWHERE UP THERE?
SHE'S THE SQUIRREL.
NO, BROWN.
GARY, WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO…
YOU TOO, HUH?
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
EH, PUDDING.
GOOD MORNING.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
SANDY'S IN TROUBLE, AND I NEED ALL OF YOUR HELP
TO SAVE HER FROM THE HORRORS OF THE RODEO.
THERE ARE CLOWNS THERE!
SPONGEBOB, THE NEXT TIME YOU "INVITE" ME
TO ONE OF YOUR SLUMBER PARTIES,
I'M CALLING THE COPS.
AH!
WHAT THE…
SPONGEBOB!
YES, SQUIDWARD?
I AM DISGRUNTLED.
WHERE IN THE DEVIL ARE WE?
IT'S…TEXAS.
WHAT'S THAT, BOY? YOU SEE SANDY?
AND SHE'S… RIDING A BULLFROG?
YEE-HAW!
AHOY, SANDY!
HUH?
OW!
GALL DARN IT!
YOU CITY SLICKERS MADE ME LOSE THE RODEO.
WHY ARE YOU HERE, ANYWAYS?
TO HELP SAVE YOU FROM THIS RODEO THING.
I DON'T NEED TO BE SAVED.
WATCH OUT!
THAT OLD BULLFROG'S GOT A FLEA ON ITS FLANKS,
AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!
DID WE SAVE SANDY?
NO, PATRICK, WE DIDN'T.
DID WE MAKE ANY MONEY?
AW, CACTUS.
THAT OL' BULLFROG'S GOT SPONGEBOB.
HANG ON, OLD BUDDY.
NEXT TIME, LEAVE THE RODEOS TO ME.
AW, NUTS.
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