ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
♪ OHH... ♪
♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?
all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE, PLANKTON?
OR HAS THIS OLD GRANNY HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT?
OH, GRAMMA,
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAVE MORE PUDDING FOR YOU.
- OH, THAT LOOKS SIMPLY DELIGHTFUL.
- YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT THIS WAS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR
GROWING UP AS A CHILD.
RATION?
ER, NO, CHOCOLATE.
OPEN UP.
[creaking]
SHOOM!
YOU CAN LET GO OF THE SPOON NOW, GRAMMA.
THERE. OOP.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LITTLE ON YOUR FACE.
HERE, LET ME.
THERE YOU ARE. THERE YOU ARE, DARLING.
- OH, PLANKTON, YOU ALWAYS WERE MY FAVORITE GRANDDAUGHTER.
[door clicks open]
- FIVE MINUTES UNTIL BEDTIME, MR. PLANKTON.
- WELL, GRAMMA, THAT'S THE SWEETEST, MOST TENDER--
- FIVE MINUTES, MR. PLA--
- I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
[snoring]
- GRAMMA, DON'T FORGET YOUR TEETH.
[coughing]
OOH.
NOW, NOW, GRAMMA, JUST RELAX.
THERE, THERE.
[snoring]
THAT'S PERFECT.
PERFECT.
[laughing maniacally]
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
NO ONE CAN SAY NO TO A HELPLESS LITTLE GRANDMA.
EXCUSE ME, SONNY, I'D SIMPLY LOVE
ONE OF YOUR KRABBY WHATSITS,
BUT MY DELICATE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM HAS SPECIAL NEEDS,
AND I'LL NEED TO SEE A COMPLETE LIST OF INGREDIENTS.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO BE UP ALL NIGHT
WITH PAINFUL BLOATING, WOULD YOU?
GOODNESS, NO.
HERE YA ARE.
THANKS, SONNY.
I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE IT HOME.
I LEFT MY BIFOCALS THERE.
[laughing]
- ♪ LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA ♪
YAY! A DIRECT HIT.
THREAT NEUTRALIZED, CAPTAIN.
ROGER, OVER.
RIGHT AWAY, CAPTAIN.
ALL HANDS, PREPARE TO DIVE.
REPEAT, PREPARE TO--
[knock at door]
[footsteps squishing]
AHEM!
HI, LADY.
WHY, SPONGEBOB,
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
EEH, NOT REALLY.
- IT'S ME, YOUR DEAR OLD GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
- [gasps] QUICK, COME INSIDE.
WOW.
MY VERY OWN GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
WHY HAVE WE NEVER MET?
- I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR JOB,
WHERE THE SECRET FORMULA IS-- ER, I MEAN--
- [sniffles] I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK,
DOUBLE-GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
ICK.
[shudders]
YOU'RE COLD.
LET'S WRAP YOU UP IN SOMETHING NICE AND COZY.
OKAY, LEAN FORWARD.
[groans]
THERE WE GO.
NOW, LEAN BACK, GRAMMY-MAW.
IT'S THE COZIEST PILLOW I HAVE.
[muffled screaming]
- HOW ABOUT WE LOOK THROUGH SOME OLD FAMILY PHOTO ALBUMS?
[mumbling]
- OH. [chuckles]
HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME
WHEN I DEVELOPED MY FIRST APPENDAGE.
PRETTY NEAT PHOTO ALBUM, EH, DOUBLE-G-GRAMMY-MAW?
- IT WAS CERTAINLY INTERESTING,
BUT I'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MORE RECENT AFFAIRS,
LIKE WHERE YOU WORK, FOR INSTANCE.
- [laughs] DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT PICTURES OF THAT TOO.
BUT WE HAVE A COUPLE MORE FROM MY EARLY CHILDHOOD
TO GET THROUGH FIRST.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID
THAT I DIDN'T SUFFER FOR MY OCCUPATION.
[crickets chirping]
[rooster crows]
[snoring]
HUH?
[snoring]
- [whispering] GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
HUH?
OH, I HAD THE MOST HORRIBLE DREAM OF MY LIFE.
I WAS DRESSED UP AS--
HOLY MOTHER OF NEPTUNE, IT'S TRUE.
GOOD MORNING.
I'LL GO AND FIX US A NICE BREAKFAST,
AND THEN WE'LL SPEND THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER.
SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
[laughing]
- SO, GRAMMY-MAW, WHAT KINDS OF THINGS
DO YOU ACTIVE SENIORS LIKE TO DO?
ACTUALLY, SPONGEBOB,
I SAID I WANTED TO SEE YOUR LIFE, REMEMBER?
HMM.
- I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR JOB,
WHERE THE SECRET FORMULA IS-- ER, I MEAN--
NO.
YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF.
YOUR LIFE MUST BE WAY MORE FULL AND EXCITING.
WELL, UH...
- COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN.
[slurping]
AHH.
ISN'T THIS TEA DELICIOUS, GRANDMA?
WHY, YES.
[slurping]
HOW CAN YOU DRINK THIS DRECK?
[all gasp]
WHAT?
[laughs nervously]
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, "MORE, PLEASE."
- KNITTING CIRCLES SURE ARE FUN, EH, GRAMMY-MAW?
NOPE.
- WHY ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN?
WHY?
BECAUSE I DON'T KNIT, YOU NITWIT.
ARE YOU SURE?
'CAUSE YOU MAKE A REAL NICE SCARF.
AW, GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW, YOU WIN AGAIN.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CANASTA-MASTA.
GRANDMA, YOU GETTIN' BORED?
NO, I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
I CAN FEEL MY OWN STOMACH ACIDS EATING AWAY AT MY ORGANS.
I COULD EAT A VILLAGE.
- WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A KRABBY PATTY?
WOULD I?
[giggles maniacally]
[clears throat]
YEAH, I WOULD.
UH, SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY
IF WE USED THE REAR ENTRANCE?
I'M A LITTLE SHY AROUND NEW PEOPLE.
HMM.
HEY, GRAMMY, DO ANTENNAE RUN IN OUR FAMILY?
- ANTENNAE? WHAT, NO, I--
[giggles]
AW, SHE REALLY IS SHY.
NOBODY EVER USES THIS DOOR EXCEPT FOR ME AND--
SQUIDWARD.
[screams]
- SPONGEBOB, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
ABOUT LURKING BACK HERE ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
- I'M JUST BRINGING IN MY GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW
FOR SOME LUNCH.
YOUR WHAT?
- MY GREAT-GRAMMY-MAW.
SHE MUST BE HIDING.
WELL, SHE DID SAY SHE WAS SHY.
RIGHT.
SPONGEBOB, I PROMISE NOT TO TELL MR. KRABS ABOUT THIS
IF YOU PROMISE THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
[coughing]
GRAMMY, THERE YOU ARE.
I WAS STARTING TO WORRY.
NEVER MIND.
JUST GET ME INTO THAT KITCHEN.
WELL, HERE IT IS.
AT LAST.
- GRANDMA, I'M JUST GONNA GO MAKE SURE
THE RESTROOMS ARE STOCKED, YOU KNOW, REAL QUICK.
IT'S PART OF MY DAY-OFF DUTIES.
- OKAY, I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK
AND NOT OFF SOMEWHERE SNOOPING AROUND
FOR THE SECRET FORMULA OR ANYTHING.
- [laughs] WHAT?
- NOTHING. GO AHEAD.
[laughs]
[air hissing]
LET'S SEE HOW THIS DECOY FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
[laughs]
- OKAY, GRAMMY-MAW, THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF.
I--
GRAMMY-MAW?
HMM, SHE MUST HAVE MADE HER OWN WAY UP TO THE CASH REGISTER
ALL BY HERSELF.
MAYBE I'LL CATCH UP ON MY DISHWASHING
WHILE I HAVE THE CHANCE.
THE KRUSTY KRAB MANUAL SAYS IT IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA
TO START BY TURNING THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ON
JUST IN CASE THERE IS ANY LEFTOVER RUBBISH IN THE SINK.
[disposal grinding]
SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK IN THE--
GRANDMA!
OH, I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK.
[panting]
OH, DOUBLE-GREAT-GRAMMY-GRAMS,
YOU WERE SO SOFT AND FRAGILE,
LIKE A--LIKE A-- LIKE A--
[sniffles] LIKE A BALLOON.
SPONGEBOB.
SPONGEBOB, UP HERE.
- GRANDMA? IS THAT YOU?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'VE BEEN GROUND TO A PULP.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A NICE, COOL, SAFE PLACE NEARBY,
LIKE A SAFE NEARBY, WHERE I COULD REST AND RECOVER.
- WELL, THERE IS THE SAFE WHERE MR. KRABS KEEPS
THE KRUSTY KRAB SECRET FORMULA
THAT PLANKTON'S BEEN TRYING TO STEAL
FOR THE PAST BUNCH OF YEARS.
I DON'T THINK HE'D MIND
IF MY DEAR OLD GRAMMY-MAW RESTS IN THERE.
WHY WOULD HE?
HERE WE GO.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU A LITTLE LATER.
OH, I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
[snoring]
- [whispering] SWEET DREAMS, GRAMMY-MAW.
[laughs]
SWEET DREAMS INDEED, FOOL.
ONLY THIS DREAM IS ABOUT TO BECOME A NIGHTMARE
FOR MR. KRABS.
[laughs evilly]
I'M JUST GOING TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT,
BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE,
I FEEL TRULY ALIVE.
PLANKTON.
[gasps]
- YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY, PLANKTON.
- BUT I-- GRAMMA, I CAN--
- I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS STUFF.
GRAMMA, I CAN EXPLAIN.
I'M SURE YOU CAN.
PLANKTON JR., YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS WERE A--
GRANDMA?
[gasps] YOU CAUGHT PLANKTON.
LET ME GUESS.
TRYING TO STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA, RIGHT?
- GET OUT OF MY WAY, RAPSCALLION.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS FOR ONE DAY.
[moans]
[singing nonsense]
[Gary yowls]
OH, SORRY, GARE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE.
THIS SIDE OF TOWN SURE HAS GONE DOWNHILL.
UH, MR. KRABS?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
- OH, YOU KNOW, UNWINDING, ENJOYING THE FREE PARKING.
OOH.
[squelching]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR CRITTER THERE?
I'M NOT SURE,
BUT WHENEVER HE DOES THAT, HE FINDS CHANGE.
- CHANGE, AS IN LEGAL TENDER?
YEAH, WATCH.
[meows]
WELL, SHIVER ME SHELL WAX.
YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE MONEY-DETECTING--
UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT-- SNEAGLE.
YOU MEAN SNAIL?
SAY, SPONGEBOB,
WHY DON'T YOU EVER BRING YOUR LITTLE SNEAGLE
TO WORK WITH YA?
- BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT PETS
WERE NOTHING BUT DISEASE-CARRYING VERMIN
THAT SHOULD NEVER BE BROUGHT TO THE WORKPLACE.
- OH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW
THEY HAD SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TALENT.
YES, BUT FOR SOME REASON,
THE WHOLE PROCESS CAUSES GARY GREAT DISCOMFORT.
I COULD NEVER DO THAT TO HIM.
I COULD.
[coins jingling]
[meows]
- THERE YOU GO. BRING IN THAT CHANGE.
[squelching]
[laughs]
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE FOR MONTHS.
[laughs]
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY, MR. KRABS?
OH, HI, SPONGEBOB.
UH, WELL-- SAY, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE OUT BACK SCRAPING OUT THE DUMPSTER?
DONE AND DONE.
THEN GET BACK THERE
AND SWAB THE POOP DECK, SO TO SPEAK.
YES, SIR.
[coins jingling]
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHANGE?
YOUR CHANGE?
ANYTHING ON THE FLOOR BE FAIR GAME.
HEY!
[laughs]
LOOKS LIKE I NEED POCKETS FOR ME POCKETS.
[all muttering angrily]
HEY, WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?
WAIT. COME BACK.
AH, FINE.
GO ON, THE LOT OF YA.
WITH ME NEW MONEY FINDER HERE, WHO NEEDS YA?
I WAS ABOUT TO CLOSE UP SHOP ANYWAY.
CLOSE UP?
COME ON, GARE, YOU'RE GOING WITH ME.
- YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM HOME WITH YA JUST YET.
UH, YOU HAVEN'T DEGREASED THE FRYER.
NOW, GET IN THERE AND DO IT.
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TILL YOU DO.
- YEAH BUT--
- AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT JERRY HERE.
I'LL MAKE SURE HE GETS HIS NIGHTLY CRAWL.
- [muffled] GARY.
[coins jingling]
- [chuckles] EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
[whistles]
DIRTY MONEY SPENDS JUST LIKE THE CLEAN STUFF.
OOP.
SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- MR. KRABS, I FINISHED THE--
[retches]
I FINISHED SCRUBBING THE FRYER, SIR.
- YOU SURE MADE EASY WORK OF IT.
- TRY TELLING THAT TO MY FRIZZLED HANDS.
- YOU GOT TO KEEP WORKING, BOY.
I DO?
YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU, UM,
REARRANGE THE WALL RIVETS FROM SMALLEST TO LARGEST?
- HEY, AREN'T THEY THE SAME SIZE?
- THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE, BOYO.
NOW, GET BACK IN THERE AND TAKE A LONG LOOK.
WILL DO, CAP'N.
LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA.
HOO!
NOW BACK TO OUR LITTLE TREASURE HUNT, EH, BOY?
[snarls]
YOU OKAY, BARRY?
[coins jingling]
ATTABOY.
MR. KRABS WAS RIGHT.
A COUPLE OF THESE RIVETS ARE OFF BY AS MUCH AS FIVE NANOMETERS.
WELL, I'D BETTER GET TO WORK.
[snoring]
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT.
THERE'S A LAUNDROMAT THAT NEEDS TO BE CLEANED OUT.
[laughs] CLEANED OUT.
GET IT?
AH, NEVER MIND. MUSH!
[meows]
- IF YOU DON'T GET MOVING, I'M GONNA--
YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT, SIR?
- EH, I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A SNAILY TREAT.
[snarls]
SEE?
[muffled yowling]
OH, OKAY.
THOSE RIVETS ARE ALL REARRANGED, MR. KRABS.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
UH, OKAY, THEN,
NOW I WANT YOU TO PAINT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
- NO PROBLEM. THAT'S EASY.
- EH, EH, EH, BUT I WANT YOU TO DO IT
WITH THIS TOOTHBRUSH.
SURE THING, SIR.
BYE, LITTLE PAL.
[meows]
OH, HO, HO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT TERRY.
HE'S IN GOOD CLAWS.
- I'M SURE HE IS. GOOD-BYE.
NOW, LITTLE SNEAGLE,
ARE YOU READY TO DO SOME LAUNDRY?
[laughs]
[giggles]
HUH?
HEY.
WHERE'S MY CHANGE?
[laughing]
WELL, THAT STINKS.
[laughing]
I'LL BET HE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA--
ER...
WE JUST FOUND THE POT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW.
[laughs]
[machines dinging]
- WHAT THE--
[laughing]
IT'S JUST LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY.
- AND THEN IT WENT WHOOSH OVER THERE.
AND THE COINS JUST FLEW FROM THE MACHINE.
- DON'T WORRY, SIR. WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
- UH-OH, THEY'RE ON TO US.
TIME FOR PLAN "B."
AH, THAT SHOULD DO IT.
AH, I BETTER CHECK IN WITH MR. KRABS
AND SEE IF HE NEEDS ME TO DO ANY MORE IMPOSSIBLE STUFF.
[panting]
OH, BOY.
I'M NOT GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS WHEN I GET HOME.
PARDON ME, SIR.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A KRAB
WALKING AROUND WITH A SNAIL, HAVE YOU?
- SAY, ARE YOU IN WITH THOSE THIEVING CRIMINALS TOO?
THIEVING WHAT?
- THEM TWO JERKS WHAT STOLE MY MONEY.
THE FAT ONE USED HIS SNEAGLE TO SWIPE MY COINS FROM ME.
HIS SNEAGLE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHY, THE COINS WERE STICKIN' RIGHT TO ITS SHELL.
[grumbling]
[Mr. Krabs laughing]
- MR. KRABS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GARY?
HUH, SO THIS IS WHAT A HOTBED OF SIN LOOKS LIKE.
[toilet flushes]
[laughing]
HOW'S IT GOING, BOYO?
YOU FEELING THE COIN VIBES?
[coughs]
[meows weakly]
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FEEL SO GOOD?
[meows]
YOU LOOK FINE TO ME.
NOW, QUIT BEING SUCH A BABY,
AND START MAKING ME SOME MONEY.
EXCUSE ME.
PREGNANT LADY COMING THROUGH.
[laughing]
UH, HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE, HOO, BOY.
IT SURE IS HARD BEING PREGGERS.
UH, YEAH.
[gasps]
OOH!
OH!
[panting]
OOH.
[coins jingling]
[chomping]
[stammering]
[squeals]
GET READY FOR A DOWNPOUR, ME BOY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MONEY.
- HUH? WHAT?
- COME ON, HARRY, LET'S GO.
COME ON, YOU.
MR. KRABS.
FOR SHAME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M JUST SHOWING RORY OFF.
DON'T YOU LIE TO ME.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR USING GARY TO STEAL MONEY.
[squelching]
- I AM DOING NOTHING OF THE SORT.
I WOULD NEVER STEAL.
YOU HAVE TO QUIT MAKING UP STORIES, BOYO.
I'M NOT MAKING UP ANYTHING.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SCHEME.
YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING UP STORIES.
[coins jingling]
- DON'T YOU HAVE WORK YOU SHOULD BE DOING?
OH, THAT'S RICH.
NO, IF I WAS RICH,
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HIRE THE LIKES OF YOU.
- THAT'S HURTFUL, MR. KRABS, AND YOU KNOW IT.
- WHY, YOU LITTLE YELLOW--
WELL, I NEVER.
YOU NEVER WHAT,
LEARNED TO USE DECENT LANGUAGE?
[gasps]
[all screaming]
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWEET BOY I HIRED SO LONG AGO?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
JACKPOT!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
COME TO PAPA.
OH, BOY.
[monitor beeping]
- YEAH, HE'S IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE
WITH THE IMPACT OF ALL THAT METAL,
BUT HE'LL PULL THROUGH.
- DOCTOR, HOW DOES THIS SORT OF THING HAPPEN?
- I THINK THIS MIGHT HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
- HEY, MY MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY FRIDGE MAGNET.
- YES, IT APPEARS THAT YOUR PET SWALLOWED IT.
IT HAS A VERY STRONG MAGNETIC PULL.
'CAUSE IT'S A MAGNET.
THAT'S IT, MR. KRABS.
- [laughs] WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
- UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S STILL THE MATTER OF THE BILL.
- WHAT? OH, I CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
- ACTUALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT
JUST ENOUGH CHANGE TO COVER IT.
NOOOOO!
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[lilting ukulele music]
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