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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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{\an8}SPONGEBOB

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{\an8}SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[giggling]

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WHOA!

24
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thud!
OOPH!

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LOOK.

26
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ANOTHER RUBBER STOPPER

27
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FOR MY RUBBER STOPPER
COLLECTION.

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[oozing]

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[rumbling]

30
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IT'S A LITTLE LAND
THAT'S ALL MINE.

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[sloshing]

32
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NOW IT'S SNOWING
IN MY LITTLE LAND.

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[giggles]

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[sloshing,
Patrick giggles again]

35
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IT'S SNOWING AGAIN.

36
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[giggling and clapping]

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[loud thud]
HUH?

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thud!

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[thudding and squishing]

40
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HEY.

41
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MY LITTLE LAND
MUST BE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE.

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[squishing]

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ROAR!

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MUST HAVE BEEN AN AFTERSHOCK.

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ROAR!

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UH, HEY!

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NO WONDER YOU'RE ANGRY.

48
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YOU JUST
GOT TO TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN.

49
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SEE?

50
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[questioning gurgle]

51
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OH.

52
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[contented gurgle]

53
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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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[laughing]

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[sloshing]

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[both laughing]

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[laughing continues]

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SNOW GLOBES ARE ALWAYS FUNNY.

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[sniffs]

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HEY.

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YOU WANT TO SMELL MY ARMPIT?

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THERE YOU GO.

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[sniffs]

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[giggles]

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[sniffs]

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OOH.

72
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THANKS.

73
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OH, HEY,

74
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DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY TAG?

75
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YEAH.

76
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NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE, HUH?

77
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UH, YEAH,
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN.

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[gasps]

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OH!
HOW ABOUT HIDE AND SEEK?

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[grumbles]

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- NO, NO, NO.
THIS ONE'S EASY.

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YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
WHILE THE OTHER GUY HIDES,

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AND THEN YOU FIND HIM
AND YOU WIN.

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OKAY?

85
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READY.

86
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UH, NOW GO HIDE.

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ONE, TWO, THREE

88
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I CAN SKIP A FEW.
100.

89
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OKAY, READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

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HEY.

91
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WHERE'D YOU GO?

92
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WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?

93
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[sobbing]

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THIS GAME'S HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT.

95
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[grumbles]

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- YOU WANT TO
SMELL MY ARMPIT AGAIN?

97
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YOU WIN AGAIN.

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HEY, HEY!

99
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YOU WANT TO GO
MEET MY FRIEND SPONGEBOB?

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OH, HE'S A LITTLE WEIRD,

101
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BUT YOU GUYS
WILL PROBABLY GET ALONG.

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[grumbles]

103
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- WE CAN PLAY
MORE CORAL RING TOSS LATER.

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[footsteps thudding]

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[rattling]

106
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DINNERTIME, GARY.

107
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AND IT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR:

108
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CRUSHED ANEMONE BY-PRODUCTS
AND KRILL.

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[distant thudding]

110
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WHAT IS THAT HORRIFIC BANGING?

111
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[thudding continues]

112
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- PATRICK'S BEING EATEN
BY A GIANT SEA MONSTER!

113
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- HEY!
HEY!

114
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OH, HE'S CRYING OUT FOR HELP.

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HEY, SPONGEBOB!

116
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HEY!
UP HERE!

117
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LOOK!

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NO HANDS!
[giggles]

119
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- GARY, THIS IS EVEN WORSE
THAN YESTERDAY.

120
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EXCUSE ME.

121
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I THINK
YOUR ICE MACHINE'S BROKEN.

122
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KEEP LOOKING.

123
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YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CARES.

124
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- UH, YOU'RE THE OWNER HERE,
AREN'T YOU?

125
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THAT WOULD BE ME.

126
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[chuckles]

127
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- WELL, I THINK YOUR ICE MACHINE
MIGHT BE BROKEN.

128
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- OOH.
TRY TELLING THAT GUY OVER THERE.

129
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EXCUSE ME.

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THE ICE MACHINE'S BROKEN.

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- [screaming]
NO!

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WHY?

133
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WHY?

134
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WHY?

135
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[sobs]
WHY?

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IT WAS HORRIBLE.

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[knocking at door]

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PATRICK!

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PATRICK!

140
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SPONGEBOB!

141
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I MUST HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING.

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I SAW YOU IN THIS BIG MONSTER'S
DRIPPING MAW,

143
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AND I THOUGHT
YOU WERE BEING EATEN.

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WELL, I WASN'T BEING EATEN.

145
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THAT MONSTER IS MY FRIEND.

146
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I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO MEET HIM.

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- I WOULD BE DELIGHTED
TO MEET HIM.

148
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WELL, IN THAT CASE, SPONGEBOB,

149
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I WOULD LIKE
TO INTRODUCE YOU TO...

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I WOULD LIKE
TO INTRODUCE YOU TO--

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I FORGOT HIS NAME.

152
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WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

153
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DON'T PANIC.

154
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INTRODUCE ME FIRST.

155
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THEN HE'LL SAY HIS NAME
WHEN HE MEETS ME.

156
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- OKAY.
UM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND SPONGEBOB.

157
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AND YOU ARE?

158
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RRARRG!

159
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NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. RRARRG!

160
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WELL, RRARRG!

161
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NOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDS,

162
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I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU
MY HOME.

163
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AND THIS IS MY HOME.

164
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WHERE IS YOUR HOME?

165
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OH, MAYBE HE DOESN'T
HAVE A HOME.

166
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DOESN'T HAVE A HOME?

167
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ding!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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YOU COULD LIVE UNDER MY ROCK
IF YOU WANT, RRARRG.

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[both laughing]

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[all laughing]

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[laughing continues]

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[whooshing]

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smash!

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[laughter resumes]

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OH, HE SMASHED YOUR HOUSE.

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- YEAH.
[laughing continues]

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- HE'S GONNA
SMASH YOUR HOUSE NOW.

178
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[laughter continues]

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HE'S GOING TO SMASH MY HOUSE?

180
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GARY!

181
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[grunts]

182
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GARY!

183
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JUMP, GARY!

184
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- JUMP!
- MEOW.

185
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- PARACHUTE, GARY.
USE YOUR PARACHUTE!

186
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smash!

187
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- HE'S GONNA SMASH SQUIDWARD'S
PLACE NOW.

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[grunting]

189
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- UM, PATRICK, I DON'T--

190
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[laughing]

191
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ENCORE!
[giggles]

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[grunts]

193
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smash!

194
00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:07,333
[laughter]

195
00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:09,750
[clapping slowly]

196
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[sirens wailing]

197
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[laughing, chains clinking]

198
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OH.

199
00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,500
[indistinct
police radio chatter]

200
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WOW.

201
00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,125
THE POLICE HAVE ARRIVED.

202
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- AND THEY BUILT A CUTE
LITTLE FENCE AROUND RRARRG.

203
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HI, SQUIDWARD,
YOU'RE HOME EARLY.

204
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- HOLD IT, BUDDY.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

205
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I LIVE HERE.

206
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[both laugh]

207
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,375
AND WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

208
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- OH, THE THOUGHT OF ANYONE
LIVING IN A PILE OF GRAVEL.

209
00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,375
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, SIR,

210
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THAT MY HOME IS A...

211
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PILE OF RUBBLE?

212
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[screams]

213
00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,291
SIR, DON'T YELL AT ME.

214
00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:47,250
- WE DON'T WANT TO ALERT THE--
- ALERT THE WHAT?

215
00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,500
- THAT BIG SCARY MONSTER INSIDE
THE FENCE OVER THERE.

216
00:08:49,542 --> 00:08:52,417
[grumbles pleasantly]

217
00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,375
HE WAVED AT YOU, SQUIDWARD

218
00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,000
THAT MEANS HE LIKES YOU.

219
00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:57,583
HE LIKES ME?

220
00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,834
OFFICER, ARREST ME RIGHT NOW,

221
00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:01,792
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT
TO THROW A HORRIBLE TANTRUM

222
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:05,834
THAT NO ONE AROUND HERE
WANTS TO SEE.

223
00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:07,583
- WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING
UP THERE?

224
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,417
- WHO?
- THE BIG GUY.

225
00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,625
I DON'T KNOW.

226
00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:13,250
- WHAT?
- I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW."

227
00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,917
[gasping]

228
00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:17,959
[sneezes]

229
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,208
[sneeze echoes and squeals]

230
00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:22,417
[roars painfully]

231
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,125
[roars painfully again]

232
00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,166
[footsteps thudding]

233
00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:27,417
[moans]

234
00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,417
HE'S ESCAPED!

235
00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:31,834
- QUICK, EVERYBODY INTO THE--

236
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,000
QUICK,
EVERYBODY INTO THE SQUAD CAR!

237
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,375
[whistle blows]

238
00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,125
[loud thudding]

239
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:41,792
[smashing, glass shatters]

240
00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:43,000
OH, DARN IT.

241
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,417
NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

242
00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,959
- WE SHALL HAVE TO CHASE HIM
ON FOOT.

243
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000
[growling, footsteps thudding]

244
00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,500
[police chattering indistinctly]

245
00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,041
IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR TOWN.

246
00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:53,208
[growling, footsteps thudding]

247
00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,166
[indistinct chatter]

248
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,000
[skidding]

249
00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,500
THERE!
BY THE MAGAZINE STAND.

250
00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:00,458
- all: OOH.
- HUH?

251
00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,625
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUB.

252
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,917
THIS IS A NEWSSTAND,
NOT A LIBRARY.

253
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:13,000
OKAY, ONE MORE STEP,
AND I'LL SNEEZE.

254
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,291
WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE.

255
00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,792
THIS IS MY FRIEND.

256
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,625
IF YOU WANT TO GET TO HIM,

257
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:21,750
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GO THROUGH ME.

258
00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,709
WE'RE PREPARED TO DO THAT.

259
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:26,208
ACTUALLY...

260
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,667
JUST LET ME TALK TO HIM
FOR A MINUTE.

261
00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:30,583
PSST!

262
00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:32,875
YOU MEAN THAT THING CAN SPEAK?

263
00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:34,625
- [scoffs]
OF COURSE.

264
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:37,000
HE'S A GIANT FREAK OF NATURE,

265
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:40,792
NOT A FREAK OF NATURE
THAT CAN'T SPEAK.

266
00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:43,208
[indistinct whispering]

267
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:47,083
[indistinct whispering]

268
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:51,375
- AND SO AS THE LOWLY SNAIL
SHEDDETH HIS SHELL

269
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:55,625
AND THE LOFTY GULL
MOLTETH HIS FEATHERS,

270
00:10:55,667 --> 00:11:01,625
THE BRIGHTEST OF FRIENDSHIPS
MUST DIMMETH AS THE SETTING SUN.

271
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,375
- THAT WAS...
[sniffs]

272
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,417
BEAUTIFUL.

273
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,333
WE STILL GOT TO
RUN HIM OUT OF TOWN.

274
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,792
[footsteps thudding]

275
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,792
- IT REALLY CRUSHES MY HEART
TO SEE HIM GO.

276
00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:18,000
YEAH, CRUSHES.

277
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,375
PATRICK, CRUSHES!

278
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,208
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

279
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,000
[woman yodeling]

280
00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:25,583
[phone rings]

281
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:26,792
YEAH.

282
00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:28,208
OKAY.

283
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:31,208
TWO CUBES, PLEASE.

284
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,458
smash!

285
00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:38,125
YOUR ICE CUBES, SIR.

286
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,125
- WHAT?
WHERE?

287
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,208
smash!

288
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,000
splash!

289
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,583
HEY.
THANKS, BUDDY.

290
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:44,709
DON'T THANK ME.

291
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,667
THANK RRARRG.

292
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:03,333
[women singing eerily]

293
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:10,291
♪ ♪

294
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:14,417
[moans drowsily]

295
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,125
HEY, WHERE'S MY ALARM CLOCK?

296
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,250
MEOW!

297
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:18,250
[gasps]

298
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,458
- YOUR SHELL IS GONE TOO?
- MEOW.

299
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,625
I THINK WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!

300
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:22,625
MEOW!

301
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,625
[distant screaming]

302
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:24,917
SHE'S GONE!

303
00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,709
MY CLARINET IS MISSING.

304
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,750
HMM.

305
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,333
STRANGE INDEED.

306
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:30,417
[distant screaming]

307
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,625
MY CUFFLINKS!

308
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,625
THEY'RE MISSING!

309
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,000
OH, WHY?

310
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,083
WHY?
[sobs]

311
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,542
- I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MEAN
THAT WE'RE MISSING THE ONE THING

312
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,583
THAT'S NEAREST AND DEAREST
TO OUR HEARTS.

313
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:41,792
NOPE, I'M RIGHT HERE.

314
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:44,250
THE KRUSTY KRAB!

315
00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:49,917
- WHEW!
- [grumbles]

316
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:53,750
- bang!
- REPORTING FOR DUTY, MR. KRABS.

317
00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,208
MR. KRABS?

318
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:58,250
MR. KRABS!

319
00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,333
MR. KRABS?

320
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,959
MR. KRABS?

321
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,542
MR. KRABS?

322
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,542
PEARL?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

323
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,458
OH, NOTHING, SPONGEBOB.

324
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,333
JUST TRYING
TO JUGGLE SCHOOLWORK,

325
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:09,500
HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE,

326
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,250
AND RUNNING THE FAMILY BUSINESS.

327
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,792
THAT'S ALL.

328
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:13,750
DRAMA QUEEN.

329
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:14,834
WHERE'S YOUR DAD?

330
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,208
I DON'T KNOW.

331
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,333
WHEN I WENT TO GET MY ALLOWANCE
THIS MORNING,

332
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,709
HE WAS GONE.

333
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,625
MR. KRABS IS MISSING?

334
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,208
I'M MISSING MY CLARINET.

335
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,375
AND GARY'S SHELL.

336
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:27,250
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY CUFFLINKS?

337
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,583
[sinister laughter]

338
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:33,125
SO YOU LOST YOUR CUFFLINKS, EH?

339
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,625
THEY'RE PROBABLY
IN THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE.

340
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,291
THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE?

341
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,542
THAT'S RIGHT.

342
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:41,834
FIRST, AN EERIE FOG ROLLS IN.

343
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:46,417
[blows raspberry]

344
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,750
THEN, YOU CAN HEAR

345
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,041
THE HYPNOTIC SONG
OF THE MERMAIDS.

346
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:54,000
[warbling sloppily]

347
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,417
AND THEN, POOF!

348
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,000
YOUR CUFFLINKS ARE GONE,

349
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,208
NEVER TO RETURN.

350
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,542
POOF!

351
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,667
[sinister laughter]

352
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,542
- THE TRIANGLE
MUST HAVE TAKEN MR. KRABS.

353
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,375
WE GOT TO FIND HIM.

354
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,917
- MAYBE MR. KRABS IS DOING
HIS MORNING DUMPSTER DIVE

355
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,333
FOR LOOSE CHANGE.

356
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,500
MR. KRABS, ARE YOU OUT HERE?

357
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,500
[women singing eerily]

358
00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:15,500
OH, NO.

359
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,917
IS THAT A MERMAID SONG?

360
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,291
NO, JUST A THICK EERIE FOG.

361
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,125
- UH-OH.

362
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,834
[both screaming]

363
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,834
SQUIDWARD.

364
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,875
[rattling]

365
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,834
COME ON, SQUIDWARD.

366
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,041
QUIT MESSING AROUND.

367
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,041
WE GOT TO FIND MR. KRA--

368
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,834
HEY!
GUMBALLS!

369
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,417
[chewing]

370
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,041
[bubble inflating]

371
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,250
[grumbling]

372
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,792
[rumbling]

373
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,375
THIS IS
THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE?

374
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,959
LOOKS MORE LIKE A DUMP.

375
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,041
- COME ON,
WE GOT TO FIND MR. KRABS.

376
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:56,500
THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS HIM.

377
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:57,959
MR. KRABS!

378
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,375
[clanking and groaning]

379
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:01,500
SQUIDWARD, THIS IS NO TIME
FOR SEA HORSEPLAY.

380
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:02,500
OH, MY NECK.

381
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,291
MR. KRABS?

382
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:08,917
MR. KRABS!

383
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:11,417
WOULD YOU SHUT IT ALREADY?

384
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,333
- OH, SQUIDWARD,
MR. KRABS IS GONE.

385
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:16,625
OH, IT HURTS SO BAD.

386
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,917
I CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH LONGER.

387
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,750
I HOPE HE'S NOT IN ANY PAIN,

388
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:20,917
WHEREVER HE IS.

389
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,375
I THINK HE'S DOING JUST FINE.

390
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,083
[moaning]

391
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,834
MR. KRABS, YOU GOT TO GET UP.

392
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,125
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

393
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,417
[groans]

394
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,208
OKAY, TIBOR, I THINK I'M GOOD.

395
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,834
- REMEMBER TO DRINK
PLENTY OF FLUIDS.

396
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,208
LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

397
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,333
YOU SEE, ALL THIS STUFF,
INCLUDING YOU AND ME,

398
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,583
ARE BROUGHT HERE
WHEN THE MERMAIDS

399
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:40,959
SING THEIR BEAUTIFUL SONG.

400
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,667
THE MERMAID SONG
TRIGGERS THIS HERE CONTRAPTION

401
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,083
TO SUCK THE SKY LIKE A VACUUM,

402
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,041
DUMPING ALL THE CONTENTS HERE
ON THIS ISLAND.

403
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:52,166
THAT IS HOW WE ENDED UP
SURROUNDED BY

404
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:56,834
ALL THIS VALUABLE
AND RESELLABLE STUFF.

405
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,625
[women singing eerily]
OOH!

406
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,709
YIPPEE!
A NEW SHIPMENT.

407
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,375
[sucking]

408
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:04,500
FREE STUFF,

409
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,333
HERE I...COME?

410
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:11,417
[rumbling and both screaming]

411
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:13,125
PRETTY NEAT, EH, BOY?

412
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,125
WHOO!

413
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,333
PATRICK!

414
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,125
HAVE YOU FOUND MY CUFFLINKS?

415
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,917
NO.

416
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,625
PATRICK, IS THAT A KRABBY PATTY?

417
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,166
YEP.

418
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,458
PEARL DOESN'T MAKE THEM
AS GOOD AS YOU DO THOUGH.

419
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,917
- PEARL?
- gulp!

420
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,750
OH, ME SWEET LITTLE GIRL.

421
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,291
ALL ALONE...

422
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,250
WITH ME CASH REGISTER!

423
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,333
[sobbing]

424
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:35,959
DADDY!

425
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,834
PEARL!

426
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:38,875
[gasps]

427
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,041
GET ME OUT OF THIS TRASH HEAP.

428
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,542
[grunting]

429
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:43,625
thud!

430
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,667
OH, ME LITTLE ANGEL.

431
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:48,834
THANKS,
MYSTERIOUS SINGING MERMAIDS.

432
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,041
OH, ENOUGH WITH THE HUGGING.

433
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,500
THAT'S IT, MR. KRABS.

434
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,458
I'LL JUST FIND
THE MYSTERIOUS SINGING MERMAIDS

435
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,208
AND ASK THEM
HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE.

436
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,125
[gasping]

437
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,542
WHOA.

438
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:04,333
RIDING PIGGYBACK IS EXHAUSTING.

439
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,083
YOU'RE TELLING ME.

440
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,083
thud!

441
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,667
WHOA.

442
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,333
I LOVE THIS MIRROR, GIRLS,

443
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,125
BUT IT IS SO TEN MINUTES AGO.

444
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,125
- LIKE,
I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE.

445
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:19,125
- YEAH, LIKE,
ALL THIS STUFF IS OLD NEWS.

446
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,625
SHALL WE, LADIES?

447
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,041
[all clear throats]

448
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,417
[mermaids singing eerily]

449
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,000
UH, EXCUSE ME.

450
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,458
HI.

451
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,625
UM, CAN I HELP YOU?

452
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,750
[giggles crudely]

453
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:33,917
- UH, YES, MERMAID LADIES,
YOU ACTUALLY CAN HELP US.

454
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:34,959
[laughs crudely]

455
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,667
UH, YEAH.

456
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:38,667
- YEAH, WE'D LIKE TO KNOW
HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE.

457
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,250
- LIKE, THIS IS
THE BIKINI BOTTOM TRIANGLE.

458
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,250
NOTHING EVER LEAVES.
DUH.

459
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,959
ARE YOU SURE?

460
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
- LOOK, LITTLE FREAKAZOID,
WE ONLY KNOW ONE THING.

461
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:50,959
AND THAT'S HOW TO SURROUND
OURSELVES WITH COOL NEW STUFF

462
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,625
WHENEVER WE FEEL LIKE IT.

463
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:56,041
ANYTHING BEYOND THAT IS T.N.O.P.

464
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,041
T. NOP?

465
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,375
UH, YEAH.

466
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:01,417
YOU KNOW,
TOTALLY NOT OUR PROBLEM.

467
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,500
OH, T.N.O.P.

468
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,542
OKAY, WELL, THANKS ANYWAY.

469
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:06,458
COME ON, PATRICK, LET'S GO.

470
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,625
PATRICK.

471
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,083
[laughs crudely]

472
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,333
UH, YOU GO AHEAD, SPONGEBOB.

473
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,917
I'M GONNA HANG WITH THE LADIES
FOR A BIT.

474
00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:18,750
[laughs crudely]

475
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,625
- COME ON.
COME ON, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

476
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,041
A-HA!

477
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,792
PLAYING HARD TO GET,
WEREN'T YOU, LITTLE ONE?

478
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:24,709
LITTLE ONE?

479
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,208
HOW DARE YOU, SIR!

480
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,000
[gasping]

481
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,125
UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS UNABLE
TO GET THE INFORMATION--

482
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,166
SPONGEBOB?

483
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,625
SPONGEBOB, BOY-OH.

484
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,041
SPONGEBOB, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

485
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,166
SHOULD WE HELP?

486
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,750
HE LOOKS FINE TO ME.

487
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:42,709
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY-OH?

488
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,041
[gasps]

489
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,208
YOUR KRABBY PATTY METER'S
ON EMPTY!

490
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,667
WE GOT TO GET A KRABBY PATTY
INTO YOU QUICK OR--

491
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:53,291
[mermaids singing eerily]

492
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,709
PLEASE, GREAT VACUUM CLEANER,
GIVE US JUST ONE LITTLE...

493
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:01,917
[rumbling]

494
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:03,500
[gasps]

495
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,709
KRABBY PATTY.

496
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,500
[munching]

497
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,500
gulp!

498
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,500
[whooshing]

499
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,917
[explosion]

500
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:17,834
OH, YEAH!

501
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,333
WOW, SIR.

502
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,500
THAT WAS THE SINGLE BEST KRABBY
PATTY I HAVE EVER EATEN.

503
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,959
- WHY, THANK YOU, BOY-OH,

504
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,750
I'M GLAD YOU--
WAIT A MINUTE.

505
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,917
I DIDN'T MAKE THAT KRABBY PATTY.

506
00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,875
AND YOU DIDN'T
MAKE THAT KRABBY PATTY.

507
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,792
AND THOSE TWO
COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT,

508
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,750
SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN
THAT ROTTEN PIPSQUEAK, PLANKTON.

509
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:36,875
I GOT TO STOP THAT POOR EXCUSE
OF A LIFE FORM FROM--

510
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:37,875
SO...

511
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,750
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?

512
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,917
- WELL, SIR, BASED ON WHAT
THE MERMAIDS TOLD ME, THERE--

513
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:43,250
THERE IS NO WAY OUT.

514
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,959
OH, REALLY?

515
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,834
WELL, I THINK YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TALK TO THE LADIES.

516
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,166
- OH, SIR, I--

517
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,875
- LOOK, BOY,
I GOT A WAY WITH THE LADIES.

518
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:54,125
AND I GUARANTEE
THE OLD KRABS' CHARM

519
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,375
WILL HAVE THEM TELLING US

520
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:58,166
EXACTLY HOW TO
GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

521
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,667
SO THERE'S REALLY
NO WAY OUT OF THIS PLACE?

522
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:03,333
'CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB

523
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:06,750
AND STOP MY ARCH NEMESIS
FROM RUINING ME.

524
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,250
T.N.O.P., GRANDPA.

525
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,542
T. NOP?

526
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,375
TOTALLY NOT OUR PROBLEM.

527
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,000
OH, AND P.S.,

528
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,291
HERE'S YOUR CREEPY
PINK FRIEND BACK.

529
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,291
- thud!
- [groans]

530
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,125
- DADDY!
DADDY!

531
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,542
- DON'T WORRY, PEARL,
DADDY'S OKAY.

532
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,917
CAN I GO TO THE MALL NOW?

533
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,250
THE MALL?

534
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:27,000
- BUT PEARL--
- I WANT TO GO TO THE MALL!

535
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:28,709
[sobbing]

536
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,959
LIKE, WHAT'S A MALL?

537
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,250
[sobbing stops abruptly]

538
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:32,500
WAIT.
WHAT?

539
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,792
YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT A MALL IS?

540
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,125
I'M SERIOUSLY SERIOUS.

541
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,291
- WELL, THE MALL IS, LIKE,
ONLY THE MOST AWESOME PLACE

542
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,458
TO GET ALL THE BEST
SUPER COOLEST

543
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,667
GLITTERISHLY FABULOUS NEW STUFF
YOU WANT.

544
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,041
- REALLY?
- NO WAY.

545
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,375
other mermaids: WE WANT TO GO
TO THE MALL!

546
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:50,500
OH, DO YOU?

547
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,959
all: UH-HUH!

548
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,333
- NOW, HOW DO YOU PROPOSE
WE DO THAT, HUH?

549
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,667
snap!
WAIT, I KNOW.

550
00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,709
WE JUST HIT
THE MAGIC REVERSE BUTTON

551
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,709
ON THE GIANT VACUUM CLEANER.

552
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:02,709
THAT'S IT, SIR!

553
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,333
IT'S THE MERMAIDS!

554
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,750
- IT SURE IS--
WHAT?

555
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,959
- THE REVERSE SWITCH
IS THE MERMAIDS.

556
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,083
THEY JUST NEED
TO SING THEIR SONG BACKWARDS.

557
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,333
snap!

558
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:12,917
- YEAH!
BACKWARDS.

559
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:13,917
[all clear throats]

560
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:16,417
[mermaids singing eerily]

561
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,709
YEAH, BACKWARDS.

562
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,917
WHAT A STUPID IDEA.

563
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,792
[rumbling]
all: WHOA!

564
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:22,792
creak!

565
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:23,834
[sucking]

566
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,792
[all scream]

567
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,667
[rumbling]

568
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,458
crash!
[clanking and clattering]

569
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,041
YOU READY FOR THE MALL?

570
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,458
all: YEAH!

571
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:45,250
MALL! MALL!

572
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,250
HELLO, MISERABLE LIFE.

573
00:21:47,291 --> 00:21:49,333
I'M BACK.

574
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,834
IT'S ME DENTURES!

575
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,125
[muttering]

576
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,959
TIBOR, YOU'RE ALIVE!

577
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,583
ISN'T IT GREAT, MR. KRABS?

578
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,834
EVERYONE'S RECLAIMING
THEIR STUFF.

579
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,834
MR. KRABS?

580
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,959
SPEAKING OF RECLAIMING...

581
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,875
ALL RIGHT, PLANKTON,
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.

582
00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,709
BUT THE JIG'S UP,
YOU LITTLE CONNIVING PIPSQUEAK.

583
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:09,834
HUH?

584
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,959
ACTUALLY, THE NAME'S CHARLES.

585
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,542
FIGURED I'D HOLD DOWN THE FORT
FOR YOU WHILE YOU WERE GONE.

586
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,500
- SO YOU'VE BEEN THE ONE
MAKING KRABBY PATTIES?

587
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:19,709
- YEP.
ALL ME.

588
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,417
OH, AND BY THE WAY,

589
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:23,667
YOU'VE GOT
A LITTLE VERMIN PROBLEM.

590
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,709
- VERMIN?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

591
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,500
HE'S A FEISTY ONE.

592
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,458
HEY!

593
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:33,375
I FOUND MY CUFFLINKS!

594
00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:35,250
THAT'S BETTER.

595
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,583
GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.

596
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:45,500
HOME, REGINALD.

597
00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:47,375
- PATRICK,
YOU DROPPED YOUR CUMMERBUND.

598
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,208
[lilting ukulele music]

599
00:22:56,250 --> 00:23:04,250
♪ ♪