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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[thunder crashes]

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[rain pattering]

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[thunder crashes]

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- BOY, GOOD THING
I REMEMBERED MY UMBRELLA.

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ME TOO.

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[rain pattering]

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WHOA!

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WHOA!

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COME ON, KIDS.

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all: WHOA!

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- EH,
TOO BAD I FORGOT MY UMBRELLA.

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[sighs]

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THE END OF ANOTHER
SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS DAY.

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YOU KNOW, SQUIDWARD,

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THIS TIME OF DAY
ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF...

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MONEY.

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[change clinking
and Mr. Krabs muttering]

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OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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[screams]

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- I'LL JUST BE HERE WORKING
WHILE YOU DO--

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[screams]

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[hissing]

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[thunder crashes]

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[snarling and growling]

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- UH-HUH.

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UM, I'M SORRY, MA'AM.

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gulp!

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BUT WE'RE CLOSED.

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[squishing]

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- I SEE YOU'RE HUNGRY, BUT--

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[retching]

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- UH-HUH,
BUT WE REALLY ARE CLOSED.

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UM, THANK YOU.

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COME AGAIN.

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HEY!
CLOSED MEANS CLOSED, GRANDMA.

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[grunting]

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thud!
[yelps]

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[grunting]

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snap!

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- [sighs]
BOY, SOME PEOPLE.

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ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

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- I TOLD YOU.
WE'RE CLOSED.

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO
GET OUT OF HERE TEN MINUTES AGO.

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AND BESIDES, I ALREADY
CASHED THE REGISTER OUT.

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- OH, BUT I--
- NOPE.

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- I--
- NO.

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- I--
- NO WAY.

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- PLEASE?
I--

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NEVER.

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I BROUGHT EXACT CHANGE.

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- UH-HUH.

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THAT IS WHAT THEY COST...

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20 YEARS AGO.

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KRABBY PATTIES COST $4.50
THESE DAYS, LADY.

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OH, DEAR.

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SEEMS I'M JUST ONE SHORT.

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- [rustling]
- NO WAY, GRANNY!

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OH, BUT IT'S ALL I HAVE.

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- OH, PLEASE?
- NOPE.

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OH, PLEASE?

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- [sniffs]
HOW TERRIBLY SAD.

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- PLEASE?
OH, PLEASE.

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[indistinct whispering]

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[gasps]

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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF...

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ME!
[thunder crashes violently]

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- WELL,
I'VE CERTAINLY SEEN ENOUGH.

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[chuckles]

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- [shudders]
WHAT A CREEPY OLD HAGFISH.

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I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER LEAVE.

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- AYE, GOOD JOB, THERE,
SPONGEBOB.

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SAY, WHAT DID YOU TELL HER
THAT FINALLY DROVE HER OUT?

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I MAY NEED TO KNOW
IN CASE SHE EVER COMES BACK.

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[chuckles]

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[laughs nervously]

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"NEED TO KNOW
IN CASE SHE EVER"--

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[laughs nervously]

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[inhales deeply]

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[sighs]

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[sniffing]

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[sighs]

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HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, MR. KRABS.

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UH, YOU TOO, SPONGEBOB.

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HAVE A GOOD...

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NIGHT?

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- PSST!
OLD LADY?

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HERE I AM.

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[coughs]

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RIGHT WHERE YOU TOLD ME
TO MEET YOU.

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- ACTUALLY,
I TOLD YOU TO MEET ME

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TWO PACES TO THE LEFT.

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OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE!

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I BROUGHT THE STUFF.

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MY GOODNESS!

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THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST KIND,
MOST GENEROUS,

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MOST THOUGHTFUL THING
ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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JUST TAKE IT
BEFORE SOMEONE SEES US.

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TOO LATE!

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MR. KRABS!

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SO IT'S TRUE.

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HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

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FIND OUT?

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BOY, YOU HAVE TO GET UP
PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING

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TO SNEAK A PAIR OF BUNS
LIKE THESE PAST OLD MR. KRABS.

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- OR AT LEAST BEFORE
HE TAKES OFF HIS SLEEP MASK.

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- HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WORE A SLEEP MASK?

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- OH, PLEASE, MR. KRABS,
DON'T FIRE ME!

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PLEASE!

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[thunder crashes]

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- EYE OF NEWT
AND FROZEN SHARK SKIN SLAB.

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I HEREBY CURSE THE KRUSTY KRAB!

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[cackles]

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[thunder crashes]

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- WE ARE NOT A SOUP KITCHEN,
BOY.

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AND THESE WILL BE COMING
OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK.

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BESIDES,
WE DON'T WANT TO ENCOURAGE...

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[shudders]
CHARITY.

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- BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE--THE--THE--THE--

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- COME ON, BOY, SPIT IT OUT!
- THE--THE--THE--

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- OKAY, LET'S SEE
WHAT'S UNDER THE HOOD.

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- THE--THE--THE--THE--
- HMM.

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[chuckles]
THERE, THAT SHOULD DO IT.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CURSE?

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THE CURSE?

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BOY, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING
ABOUT CURSES

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WITH A LITTLE SHORT STORY

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ME GREAT-GRAND PAPPY
USED TO TELL ME.

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AHEM.

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AH, YES, HERE WE GO.

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CURSES ARE NONSENSE!

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- THEY ARE, MR. KRABS?
- YEP.

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JUST TOTALLY
FABRICATED SUPERSTITION.

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RIGHT, SQUIDWARD?

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- YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG GUY
ABOUT CURSES.

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I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO SPONGEBOB.
[shudders]

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[chuckles]

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SEE, BOY?

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JUST THE MANIACAL RAMBLINGS
OF AN OLD LADY.

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NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

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SQUIDWARD,
I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED.

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I GOT A FUNNY FEELING

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THAT THE KRUSTY KRAB
REALLY IS CURSED.

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- UH-HUH.
AND WHY IS THAT?

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- WELL, WE HAVEN'T SEEN
A SINGLE CUSTOMER ALL MORNING.

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THAT'S NOT A CURSE.

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[slurping]

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THAT'S A BLESSING.

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- [chuckles]
YOU'RE RIGHT.

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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CURSES.

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[glass shatters
and Squidward screams]

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[flames whoosh]

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ME MONEY!

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[rumbling]

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[explosion]

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[screaming]

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- I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.

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[blowing]

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[muttering]
HOT. HOT. HOT.

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[blowing nervously]

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[muttering]

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[flames sizzling]

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I DON'T GOT IT.

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I JUST REMEMBERED

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THERE'S A "NO CURSE" CLAUSE
IN MY CONTRACT.

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NICE WORKING WITH YOU.

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SQUIDWARD, WAIT!

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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CONTRACT.

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- THERE'S A "NO CONTRACT" CLAUSE
IN IT TOO.

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MR. KRABS,

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WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE

192
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THAT EVEN IF
WE FIND THAT OLD LADY

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SHE'LL LIFT THE CURSE?

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- OH-HO, DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.

195
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MR. KRABS
HAS A SPECIAL TECHNIQUE

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FOR DEALING WITH SITUATIONS
LIKE THESE.

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IT'S CALLED BEGGING
AND PLEADING.

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WELL, SPONGEBOB,

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I DON'T THINK
WE'RE EVER GONNA FIND--

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- [gasps]
MR. KRABS, LOOK!

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- WELL, I'LL BE THE SLIMY SON
OF A SLIPPERY SEA SLUG, BOY.

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IT'S HER.

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- GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON
WHY I SHOULD LIFT THE CURSE.

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BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

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ME BUSINESS
WILL BE RUINED FOREVER.

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- I SAID,
"GIVE ME A GOOD REASON."

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OH, PLEASE, MADAME HAGFISH.

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PLEASE.
[sobbing]

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I'LL DO ANYTHING.

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ANYTHING AT ALL.
[sobbing]

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OH, I LIKE A MAN WHO BEGS.

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- SEE?
TOLD YOU.

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I WILL LIFT THE CURSE,

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PROVIDED THE TWO OF YOU
COMPLETE A DANGEROUS TASK.

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- AH, NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE, GRANNY.

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THAT WASN'T PART OF THE--

217
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ANYTHING, OH, GREAT HAGFISH.

218
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- BRING ME
THE SACRED GOLD DOUBLOON

219
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FROM THE THROAT
OF THE GIANT GOLDEN EEL.

220
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both: OKAY.

221
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WELL, THIS MUST BE IT.

222
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THE LAIR OF THE GOLDEN EEL.

223
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HOW COULD YOU TELL?

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SHE GAVE ME ITS BUSINESS CARD.

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HEY, SPONGEBOB,

226
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SO YOU THINK THIS FUDGY STUFF
WE'RE WALKING IN

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MIGHT BE THE EEL'S--

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LEFTOVER PUDDING?

229
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YES, I THOUGHT THAT TOO.

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HOLD IT, SPONGEBOB.

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LOOK.

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IT'S THE EEL.

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WELL, NAPPY TIME ALWAYS COMES
AFTER PUDDING.

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LET'S GO GET THE DOUBLOON FROM
HIS THROAT BEFORE HE WAKES UP.

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GOOD IDEA.

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BE CAREFUL NOT TO--

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- WHOA!
splat!

238
00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,625
HE'S AWAKE.

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00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:03,834
[screams loudly]

240
00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:06,875
[grumbling drowsily]

241
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,417
LOOK OUT FOR HIS TAIL!

242
00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:10,333
QUICK!
FIND SOMETHING TO...

243
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,792
HIDE BEHIND.

244
00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:13,041
smack!
WHOA!

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00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,375
[yelps]

246
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:17,250
[indistinct grumbling]

247
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,083
MORNING ALREADY?

248
00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:21,417
[gasps]

249
00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,000
I'M COMING, MR. KRABS.

250
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,583
DON'T GO ANYWHERE!

251
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,333
I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

252
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,291
TAKE THIS!

253
00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:29,291
tap!

254
00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,667
HUH?

255
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:31,500
- thud!
- OOPH!

256
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,000
GOOD JOB, LADDY!

257
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,375
WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET.

258
00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:36,917
- smack!
- [coughs]

259
00:10:36,917 --> 00:10:38,125
- [metallic clink]
- I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

260
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,125
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

261
00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,417
clap!

262
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,291
I DON'T GOT IT.

263
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,208
MADAME HAGFISH,

264
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,750
WE HAVE THE GOLD DOUBLOON
YOU ASKED FOR.

265
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,000
FINALLY.

266
00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,583
CLEAN, PLEASE.

267
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,458
- UH, NOW IT'S TIME
TO LIFT THAT CURSE

268
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,458
LIKE YOU PROMISED.

269
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,458
- THERE YOU GO.
THE CURSE IS LIFTED.

270
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,875
A CLOSED SIGN?

271
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,500
THAT'S IT?

272
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,250
THAT'S THE CURSE?

273
00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,834
- YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO WASTE GOOD SPELLS

274
00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,583
ON A BOTTOM FEEDER LIKE YOU?

275
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,458
HAVE A NICE DAY.

276
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,583
[tires screeching]

277
00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:26,709
[slurping and munching]

278
00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:29,208
- WELL, IT'S LIKE
I TOLD YOU BEFORE, SPONGEBOB.

279
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,709
THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING
AS CURSES

280
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:34,375
OR WITCHES
OR MAGICAL SEA CREATURES OR--

281
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:37,250
[rumbling]
WHOA.

282
00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,250
DO YOU FEEL THAT?

283
00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,625
[rumbling continues]

284
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:41,625
crash!

285
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:42,750
[groaning]

286
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,083
[crowd screaming]

287
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,083
[metallic squealing]

288
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,834
- NOTHING LIKE A FRESH FROZEN
KRABBY PATTY

289
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,375
WITH EXTRA FREEZER BURN FLAVOR.

290
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,208
snap!
[shattering]

291
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,750
HERE WE GO--

292
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,083
[scraping]

293
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,083
HMM.

294
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,208
GRILL LOOKS A TAD DIRTY.

295
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,583
- YEAH, I'D LIKE TO ORDER--

296
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,166
[grunting]

297
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,208
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

298
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:27,625
[grunting and scrubbing]

299
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:29,750
- SPONGEBOB,
WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?

300
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,709
[scrubbing]

301
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:32,875
[dripping]

302
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,834
- UH, SO I'D LIKE TO ORDER--

303
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,333
- [shushing]
- [mumbling]

304
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,083
[squeaking]

305
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:45,917
SAY!

306
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:48,208
WHO WANTS THE FIRST PATTY

307
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:51,250
FROM OUR FRESHLY CLEANED GRILL?

308
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,709
[muttering maniacally]

309
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,375
I WOULD LIKE A KRABBY PATTY.

310
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,709
- OKAY.
HOW ABOUT YOU, SQUID--

311
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,917
- NO,
I DO NOT WANT A KRABBY PATTY.

312
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:01,083
YOU SURE?

313
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,500
DON'T TOUCH ME.

314
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,125
- WHY DON'T YOU
WANT A KRABBY PATTY?

315
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,750
- I'VE SEEN
WHAT HE CLEANS THE GRILL WITH.

316
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,959
- NOW ALL I NEED
IS A FRESH PATTY.

317
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,542
[screaming]

318
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:13,291
[screaming and skidding]

319
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,375
HEY, WHERE'D ALL THIS WATER
COME FROM?

320
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,834
[water running]

321
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:27,083
THERE WE GO.

322
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,667
OH, MY STARS AND GARTERS,

323
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,333
THE SINK IS CLOGGED UP.

324
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,750
SAFETY.

325
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,500
[whistling]

326
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,208
NOW, WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE TROUBLE, HMM?

327
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,083
- [screaming]
thud!

328
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,709
PATRICK, WHAT HAPPENED?

329
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:42,083
THERE I WAS, WALKING ALONG,

330
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:44,375
JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS,
AND THEN,

331
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,083
BOOM!

332
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,125
SOME DUMBBELL
PUT THIS THING IN THE WAY.

333
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,458
WHAT YOU DOING?

334
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,125
- TRYING TO SEE WHAT
HAS THIS SINK ALL BACKED UP.

335
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,291
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME A SECOND?

336
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,333
- UH-HUH.

337
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,208
[inhales deeply]

338
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,083
splash!

339
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:01,333
AHA!

340
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,625
AH, THIS IS EASY.

341
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,250
ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS PULL THE DRAIN PLUG.

342
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,875
PULL THE DRAIN PLUG.

343
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,458
THE DRAIN PLUG.

344
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,667
[glass shatters]
THE DRAIN PLUG.

345
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,166
THE DRAIN PLUG?

346
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,250
[grunting]

347
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,208
SPONGEBOB!

348
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,208
clang!

349
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,250
thud!

350
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,083
WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S BATHTUB
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, LAD?

351
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,542
WELL, THE SINK IS CLOGGED,

352
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:25,792
SO I WAS GONNA
PULL OUT THE DRAIN PLUG.

353
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,333
slap!

354
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,709
STOP MESSING
WITH THAT DRAIN PLUG.

355
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:30,709
ARE YOU DAFT?

356
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,417
- WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO
PULL THE DRAIN PLUG, MR. KRABS?

357
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,709
- WHY DON'T I--

358
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:34,750
HMM.

359
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:38,125
ONE SEC.

360
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:41,458
TIME FOR A SCARY STORY, BOYS.

361
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:46,166
THE STORY
OF THE MAIN DRAIN.

362
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,291
[dramatic music]

363
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,208
PATRICK.

364
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,333
- SORRY.
click!

365
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,709
AS I WAS SAYING,

366
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,959
IT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO...

367
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,208
[dramatic music]

368
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,083
PATRICK!
click!

369
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,125
TO A PAIR OF LITTLE KIDS.

370
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,208
[whimpering]

371
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:02,917
TWO LITTLE KIDS?

372
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,625
[sobbing]

373
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,458
- ANYWAY,
IT'S SAID THAT THE MAIN DRAIN

374
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,709
BECKONED TO THEM,

375
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,208
PUTTING THEM UNDER ITS SPELL.

376
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,917
[laughter]

377
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,083
- ♪ DA-DA DA-DA DUM ♪

378
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,625
♪ DA-DA DUM DUM DUM ♪

379
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,750
ONE DAY, THOSE TWO KIDS

380
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,625
WERE WANDERING THROUGH THE OCEAN

381
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,083
WHEN THEY STUMBLED UPON IT.

382
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,083
both: HUH?

383
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:28,875
THE MAIN DRAIN.

384
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:32,083
[both titter]

385
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,542
LEGEND HAS IT

386
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,166
THAT THEIR CURIOSITY
GOT THE BEST OF THEM...

387
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,250
[both grunting]
pop!

388
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,542
AND THEY PULLED THE PLUG.

389
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,792
THE ENTIRE OCEAN
RUSHED INTO THE DRAIN

390
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:45,625
AND SUCKED THOSE TWO KIDS
RIGHT DOWN WITH IT.

391
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,291
THE DRAIN WAS SO POWERFUL,

392
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,333
IT PULLED ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM
INTO ITS GAPING MAW,

393
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,542
CAUSING AN APOCALYPSE
OF THE SEA.

394
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:59,625
AND NOBODY

395
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:04,208
WAS EVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.

396
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,417
- WHERE IS THE MAIN DRAIN,
MR. KRABS?

397
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,959
- WELL, IT'S RIGHT--

398
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,792
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

399
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,417
AND I'M SURE NOT GONNA TELL YOU.

400
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,417
thud!
SO--SO, SO GET OUT OF HERE.

401
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,166
AND STAY AWAY FROM THAT DRAIN!

402
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,709
NO PLUGS WILL BE PULLED
ON MY WATCH.

403
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:23,166
- MR. KRABS SURE HAS A LOT
OF BAGGAGE ABOUT DRAIN DEALIES.

404
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:26,583
- THE MAIN DRAIN
SOUNDS VERY, VERY DANGEROUS.

405
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,458
I'M NEVER
GONNA GO NEAR THAT THING.

406
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,417
WE SHOULD GO FIND IT!

407
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:33,208
TO PROTECT IT
FROM PEOPLE LIKE US.

408
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,458
- WHAT IF WE GET SUCKED IN
LIKE THOSE OTHER TWO KIDS?

409
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:36,709
OH, DON'T WORRY.

410
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,375
WE'RE NOT LITTLE KIDS.

411
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:42,250
WE'RE ALL GROWN UP.

412
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,625
[stretching]
pop!

413
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:46,125
HEY, A BABY TOOTH.

414
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:50,250
- WHO'S BEEN IN BIKINI BOTTOM
FOR AS LONG AS MR. KRABS?

415
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,500
- crunch!
- OW!

416
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,500
EW.

417
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,333
OH, HI, PLANKTON.

418
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,125
[screaming]

419
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,542
- LET'S ASK PLANKTON.
HE'S A GEEZER.

420
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:03,333
- WHAT STUPID QUESTION DO YOU
WANT THE ANSWER TO, IDIOTS?

421
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,375
- PATRICK AND I ARE
TRYING TO FIND THE MAIN DRAIN.

422
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:08,750
- [gasps]
THE MAIN DRAIN?

423
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,792
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
BOTHERING ME FOR?

424
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,375
I MEAN, I--I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THE MAIN DRAIN IS.

425
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:14,500
IT'S A MYTH ANYWAY.

426
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,667
IT DOESN'T EXIST.

427
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,750
- YEAH, BUT MR. KRABS SAYS--

428
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,542
- KRABS!
WHY THAT--

429
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,500
HE WAS JUST TELLING YOU
A FISH TALE.

430
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,875
THERE'S NO SUCH THING

431
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,583
AS A DRAIN
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA.

432
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,625
SO GO ON, SCRAM!
SHOO!

433
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,166
GET OUT OF HERE!

434
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:31,458
WHY ON EARTH WOULD KRABS
TELL THOSE TWO BLUNDERERS

435
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,333
ABOUT THE MAIN DRAIN?

436
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:36,959
- I WONDER WHO ELSE KNOWS ABOUT
THE MAIN DRAIN.

437
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,291
both: OLD MAN JENKINS!

438
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,875
- WHY ARE YOU TWO ASKING
ABOUT THE MAIN DRAIN?

439
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,709
MR. KRABS TOLD US A STORY

440
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,166
OF HOW THE MAIN DRAIN
ONCE DESTROYED BIKINI BOTTOM.

441
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,834
SO WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT.

442
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,083
- DOES THE MAIN DRAIN
EVEN EXIST?

443
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,500
OH, IT EXISTS ALL RIGHT.

444
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,834
BUT IT'S BEEN...

445
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,083
HUSHED UP.

446
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:04,458
- WHERE IS THE DRAIN,
OH, WISE JENKINS?

447
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,917
I HAVE NO IDEA.

448
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,333
- PATRICK!
WE NEED TO FIND THAT DRAIN!

449
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:13,750
WHY?

450
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,083
ISN'T YOUR CURIOSITY PIQUED?

451
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,750
WHAT IF SOMEBODY
ACCIDENTALLY PULLS IT?

452
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,375
WHAT IF--

453
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,959
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH--

454
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,458
- OH, MAN, I HOPE
THIS QUESTION'S NOT FOR ME.

455
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,709
I HATE QUESTIONS.

456
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,333
WHAT DO YOU THINK, PATRICK?

457
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,667
[stammers]

458
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,083
42!

459
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,417
[stammers]
NO! TRIANGLE!

460
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,917
[stammering]
MEATBALLS!

461
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,917
SCREWDRIVERS!
PAJAMAS!

462
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,125
[sobbing]

463
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,500
I HEAR YOU, PATRICK.

464
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,166
LET'S GO FIND THAT MAIN DRAIN!

465
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:39,959
OKAY.

466
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,500
LET'S START WALKING.

467
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,166
UH, NO, THANKS.

468
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,834
I'M NOT INTO
THE WHOLE WALKING THING.

469
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,667
BUT PATRICK,

470
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,250
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
TO THE CENTER OF THE OCEAN?

471
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,208
- WE'LL WAIT FOR IT
TO COME TO US.

472
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,542
HMM.

473
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:59,291
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

474
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,375
[squishing]

475
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,375
[inhales deeply]

476
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,834
[exhales]

477
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,083
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!

478
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:11,458
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

479
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,083
I LOVE IT.

480
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,250
[both laughing and squealing]

481
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,083
both: ROAD TRIP!

482
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,542
WHOO!

483
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,542
pop!

484
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:21,542
thud!

485
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,792
WELL, THAT'S OUT.

486
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,291
both: HMM.

487
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,333
I KNOW!

488
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,750
[squishing]

489
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,208
[inhales deeply]

490
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:32,083
[exhales]

491
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,875
[chirping]

492
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:49,291
[popping]

493
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:52,458
[both screaming]

494
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,834
ANOTHER MISERABLE DAY.

495
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,166
[groans]

496
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,792
OH.

497
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,667
[screaming]
thud!

498
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:05,375
- OH, HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND
THE CENTER OF THE OCEAN NOW?

499
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,375
both: HMM.

500
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,625
OOH! OOH!

501
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,417
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO!

502
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,208
chomp!

503
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,792
[neighs]

504
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,000
[grunting]

505
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,834
- [moaning]
OH, THAT'S BETTER.

506
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,333
DOING GREAT, PATRICK!

507
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,667
WE'LL BE THERE IN NO TIME.

508
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,208
- clunk!
- OW!

509
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,417
OW.

510
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,500
[gasps]

511
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,291
I FOUND IT!

512
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,500
- WOW.
GOOD JOB.

513
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,208
- LET'S PULL IT.
- WHAT?

514
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,000
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?

515
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,834
- WELL, THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT
OF COMING HERE, WASN'T IT?

516
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:46,959
NO!

517
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,959
WE CAME TO SEE IF IT WAS REAL.

518
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,125
- WELL, HOW DO WE KNOW
THIS ISN'T A FAKE?

519
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,417
- WE--

520
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,875
WE DON'T KNOW.

521
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,166
- WE WON'T KNOW
UNLESS WE PULL IT.

522
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,959
- BUT IF WE PULL IT
AND IF IT'S REAL,

523
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,458
THE WORLD MAY END.

524
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,875
AND IF WE DON'T,

525
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,083
WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

526
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,208
[rumbling]

527
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,375
NO!

528
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,291
BOYS, THERE'S MORE
TO THAT STORY ABOUT THE DRAIN.

529
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,083
YOU SEE--

530
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,625
- WE WERE THE TWO DING-A-LINGS
WHO PULLED THAT PLUG.

531
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:20,625
[both gasp]

532
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,333
THAT'S RIGHT.

533
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:26,375
ONE DAY, PLANKTON AND I
WERE WANDERING AROUND.

534
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:30,125
[both humming]

535
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,917
both: HUH?

536
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,875
[both snicker]

537
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,458
[grunting]
pop!

538
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:37,500
HUH?

539
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,959
[screams]

540
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:44,709
[gurgling]

541
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:50,166
[whooshing and gurgling]

542
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:57,583
YOU SEE, WE HAD TO LIE

543
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,083
TO KEEP YOU FROM LOOKING FOR IT.

544
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:03,959
- WE JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO
MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE WE MADE.

545
00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:05,333
PHEW.

546
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,375
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

547
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,083
UH, YEAH.

548
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,375
WE ALMOST MESSED UP BIG TIME.

549
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,750
[inhales deeply]

550
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,291
pop!
PHEW!

551
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,083
[gurgling]

552
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,375
HUH?

553
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:21,625
[screaming]

554
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,875
[all screaming]

555
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,709
[screams]

556
00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:41,959
THAT'S THE MOST REALISTIC STORY
I'VE EVER HEARD.

557
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:42,750
pop!
[gurgling]

558
00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:49,375
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559
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:52,208
[lilting ukulele music]

560
00:22:52,208 --> 00:23:00,083
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