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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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{\an8}[lively fiddle music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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SEE HIM?

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NOPE.

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OH, WAIT.
NOW I DO.

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[panting]

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WHAT'S HE DOING?

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UM...

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JUST KIND OF SITTING THERE.

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HOW ABOUT NOW?

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- STILL JUST KIND OF, LIKE,
SITTING THERE,

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SAME THING.

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- HOW LONG
HAVE WE BEEN WATCHING?

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WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?

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2:30.

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FOUR DAYS.

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PATRICK, IT'S MOVING!

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- ARE YOU READY
TO GO FOR IT?

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LIKE MR. KRABS SAYS,

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IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

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WHEN DOES HE SAY THAT?

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- USUALLY ON HIS WAY
INTO THE MEN'S ROOM.

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BANZAI!

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- HEY, THAT'S USUALLY
WHAT I SAY!

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[jellyfish humming]

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- PATRICK, HE'S TAKING
EVASIVE ACTION.

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WE BETTER FLANK HIM.

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- I'LL FLANK LEFT.
YOU GO RIGHT.

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ROGER THAT!

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OTHER RIGHT, PATRICK!

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[both yelling]

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[crashing, shattering]

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- OH, I THINK I RUPTURED
A SPLEEN.

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- I THINK I SHATTERED
MY ABACUS.

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YOUR WHAT?

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MY ABACUS.

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NOPE.
SEEMS OKAY.

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[jellyfish zooms]

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- PATRICK!
THERE IT GOES!

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[panting]

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DON'T STOP NOW, PATRICK.

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WE'RE GAINING ON HIM.

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[laughter]

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[screaming]

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[screaming continues]

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[whistling]

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WELL, IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

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[screaming]

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[moans]

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YOU BOYS LOOK MIGHTY COLORFUL,

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A SMIDGEN TOO COLORFUL,
IF YOU ASK ME.

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AND TOO DARN HEAVY,

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IF YOU ASK ME.

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WELL, ACTUALLY,

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PATRICK HAS BEEN TRYING
TO SHED A FEW POUNDS.

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TELL IT TO MA ANGLER.

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[laughter]

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WELL, TELL ME THIS,

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WHAT WAS IT Y'ALL WAS DOING
DOWN YONDER

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AT THE OUTHOUSE
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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WELL, I DONE TOLD YOU, MA.

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THERE I WAS, DOING MY DUTY,

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JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SUNDAY.

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[whistling]

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WELL, IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

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WHEN WITH NOT SO MUCH
AS A WARNING SHOUT,

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THESE HERE VARMINTS

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DONE DROPPED RIGHT OUT
OF THE WILD BLACK YONDER

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SMACK-DAB ONTO MY NOGGIN.

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DARN NEAR GIVE ME A CRICK
IN THE NECK IT HAS TOO.

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- WE'RE REALLY SORRY
FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR--

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Y'ALL HUSH UP.

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- NOW, CLETUS, IS THIS
ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TALL TALES

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YOU TEND TO TELL?

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I SWEARS I AIN'T FIBBING, MA.

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CLETUS.

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JUST ASK UNCLE BELCHER.

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HE'LL TELL YOU
THE WHOLE STORY.

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[belches]

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SEE?

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WELL, I MUST ADMIT ONE THING,

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THEY IS AWFULLY PURTY.

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NEVERTHELESS,
AS LEADER OF THIS HERE CLAN,

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WHICH I IS,

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I MUST SUBJECT
THESE TWO PURTY FOLK

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TO CLAN INITIATION RITES
TO DEEM THEM WORTHY.

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UM...

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- WORTHY OF WHAT?
- SPECIFICALLY.

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OF LIVIN'.

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[both gulp]

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JUNIOR!

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[chuckles]

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GO AND GET YOUR FIDDLE.

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[mumbling] OKAY, OKAY.

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[chuckling]

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FIDDLE.

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[guffaws]

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LOOK, PATRICK.

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HE'S GONNA PLAY US
A LITTLE SONG.

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[banjo twanging]

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SHORT SONG.

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SPONGEBOB,

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I THINK THIS IS MEANT TO BE
A MUSICAL CHALLENGE.

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CHALLENGE?

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[banjo twanging]

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PATRICK, WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE AN INSTRUMENT TO PLAY.

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[banjo twanging]

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- YEAH, AND SOON WE WON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO PLAY IT WITH.

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[gasps]

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PATRICK, HANG ON.

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[whispering]

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SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE ME!

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- WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT,
PATRICK.

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ALL RIGHT!

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[banjo twanging]

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twang!

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[gasping]

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[banjo twangs]

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[lively banjo playing]

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♪ ♪

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[cheering and laughter]

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YEAH, ALL RIGHT, BUDDY!

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[cheers and applause]

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[fireworks exploding]

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- WELL, PATRICK,
EVEN THOUGH YOU WON,

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IT LOOKS LIKE
HE WAS THE REAL STAR.

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[laughs]

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- BETSY!
- YES'M.

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- IT'S TIME FOR
A HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN' CONTEST.

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[clears throat]

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[yodeling]

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WHOO! WHOO!

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- PATRICK,
IT'S A SINGING COMPETITION.

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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BUT I SURE AM A-THIRSTY
AFTER THAT FIDDLIN'.

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[gulping]

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HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.

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[gulping]

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[both slurping]

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[both belching]

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[cheers and applause]

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- LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ON A ROLL,
EH, PATRICK?

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- HEY, GO GET HIM!
- YEAH!

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- GIVE HIM WHAT FOR.
GO GET HIM.

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- I JUST LOVE ME SOME RASSLING
AND TUSSLING.

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WHOA!

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[cheers and applause]

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[whistles]

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BRAVISSIMO!

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- MY COMPLIMENTS
TO THE CHEF.

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YOUR TURN.

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- WELL, ACTUALLY,
MY FRIEND AND I,

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WE DON'T LIKE TO RASSLE.

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OH?

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YOU DON'T LIKE TO RASSLE?

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- N-NO.
WE'RE NOT THE RASSLING SORT.

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- WELL, THEN,
WHAT IN TARNATION EXACTLY

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DO YOU PURTY FOLK
LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?

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- WELL, WE LIKE TO GO
JELLYFISHING.

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JELLYFISHING.

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WHAT KIND OF TOMFOOLERY
IS JELLYFISHING?

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- WELL, IT GOES SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.

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[both laughing and humming]

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WHAT THE...

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THAT'S DISGUSTING.

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NOW, PATRICK!

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[both yelling]

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[crashing, shattering]

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- OH!
- OOH!

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- WELL, SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
ANYWAY.

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NICE KNOWING YOU, BUDDY.

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- WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODY
CUTTING UP LIKE THAT

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AROUND THESE PARTS

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SINCE WE WAS
POTTY TRAINING JUNIOR.

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[laughs wheezily]

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HE WAS NEAR ABOUT 13.

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[laughter]

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- THEM BOYS IS DUMBER
THAN MY BOX OF ROTTEN TEETH.

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[laughter]

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[cheers and applause]

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GO GET 'EM, TIGER.

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[sniffles]

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THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

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AS LEADER OF THIS HERE CLAN,

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I HEREBY DUB YOU

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SPONGE JOE BOB
AND DARRYL,

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HONORARY TRENCHBILLIES.

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[wild cheers and applause]

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SPEECH! SPEECH!

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- WELL, I GUESS
IF I WAS TO SAY ONE THING,

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AND I THINK I'M SPEAKING

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FOR BOTH PATRICK AND MYSELF
HERE,

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IT'S THAT Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH
OF REAL KIND FOLKS,

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AND IT'S BEEN A REAL HOOT
GETTING TO KNOW Y'ALL.

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[cheers and applause]

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FAREWELL,
FRIENDLY TRENCHBILLIES.

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- SEE YOU AROUND!
- TOODLES!

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- AND JUST WHERE IS IT
DO YOU FOLK THINK YOU'RE GOING?

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UH, OVER TO HOME?

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- WELL,
YOU'RE ONE OF OUR KIN NOW,

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SO THIS IS YOUR HOME,

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AND AS SUCH, YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN
THE GREAT HONOR

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OF TAKING CARE OF MA

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FOR THE REST OF
YOUR NATURAL BORN LIVES.

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TAKING CARE OF MA?

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- REST OF OUR
NATURAL BORN LIVES!

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- YOU KNOW, CARRY HER PURSE,
GIVE HER CALF MASSAGES,

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READ HER THE BILLY SHAKESPEARE

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TILL SHE FALLS ASLEEP
AT NIGHT.

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MA JUST LOVES
IAMBIC PENTAMETER.

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- WELL, THAT ALL SOUNDS
LIKE A LOT OF FUN,

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BUT I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES
BACK HOME AT BIKINI BOTTOM.

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I HAVE A PET SNAIL TO FEED,

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AND I CAN'T BE LATE FOR WORK
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

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- YEAH, AND IAMBIC PENTAMETER
GIVES ME A HEADACHE.

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[sobbing]

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YOU FOLKS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

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OH, PLEASE!

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MR. TRENCHBILLY, WHAT CAN WE--

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OH, HEY, YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

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WHAT?

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BUT I AIN'T EVEN WEARING--

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DARN IT.

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- WELL, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED
TO TELL HIM, SQUIDWARD?

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- YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HIM
HE COULD HAVE HIS MONEY BACK.

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OH, NO, I COULDN'T.

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WHY?

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- BECAUSE I ALREADY PUT IT
IN THE REGISTER.

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MR. KRABS!

252
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,273
WE JUST ESCAPED FROM

253
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,815
AN ANGRY MOB
OF DEEP-SEA BUMPKINS!

254
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,234
IT WAS HORRIBLE!

255
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,445
THEY WERE GONNA MAKE US
STAY FOREVER

256
00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,447
AND MASSAGE THEIR GRANDMA.

257
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,241
- SO?
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?

258
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,784
'CAUSE THEY FOLLOWED US HERE.

259
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,286
[lively fiddle music]

260
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,538
[screaming]

261
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,791
[shouting]

262
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,334
crash!

263
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:29,463
COME ON OUT!

264
00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,256
WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

265
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,882
YEAH, COME ON OUT!

266
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,050
WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

267
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,094
[stutters]

268
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,263
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

269
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:42,642
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

270
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,144
UM, SURE.

271
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,313
I'LL HAVE ME
A LARGE KRABBY PATTY

272
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,523
WITH A KOLA.

273
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,733
NO, NO, NO!
LEMON-LIME.

274
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,111
[cash register dings]

275
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,159
- KEEP 'EM COMING,
SPONGEBOB.

276
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,329
THIS IS THE MOST BUSINESS
WE'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

277
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,746
- AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN.

278
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,332
I'M GONNA GET SOME MORE BUNS.

279
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,917
MORE! MORE!

280
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,252
MORE!

281
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,879
MORE!

282
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,090
OH, YEAH.

283
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,092
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.

284
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:21,097
SHE'S GONNA MAKE
CUSTOMER OF THE WEEK.

285
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,307
WE CATCH ANYONE

286
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,809
MAKING GOO-GOO EYES LIKE THAT
AT OUR MA,

287
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,188
IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.

288
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,064
THEY'S GONNA GET HITCHED!

289
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,858
[gulps]

290
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,067
[crowd cheering]

291
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,861
[kissing noises]

292
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,821
NO!

293
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,165
[percussive tribal music
and chanting]

294
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,424
[sighs]

295
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,759
♪ OH, I GOT A WHOLE NEW... ♪

296
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,803
- OH, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
SINGING?

297
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,391
I AM PUTTING THAT ONE
ON SPONGEBOB.

298
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,893
WOULD YOU CLAM UP,
SPONGEBOB?

299
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,978
I AM TRYING TO PAINT
IN HERE.

300
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,730
- ♪ I CHERISH
MY FELLOW RESIDENTS ♪

301
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,149
SPONGEBOB!

302
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,775
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

303
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,695
- OH, I'M JUST DISPLAYING
FOR ALL TO SEE

304
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,946
AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE.

305
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,240
GRATITUDE?

306
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,033
YOU'VE BEEN WALLOWING IN FILTH
ALL MORNING.

307
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,826
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY
BE GRATEFUL FOR?

308
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,078
HIT IT, BOYS!

309
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,163
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

310
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,957
[squelching rhythmically]

311
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,752
♪ OH, I'VE GOT
A WHOLE NEW ATTITUDE ♪

312
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:37,257
♪ A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION
TO GRATITUDE ♪

313
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,968
♪ FRIEND, YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE
YOUR GLAD-ITUDE ♪

314
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,097
♪ LIVE AN ATTITUDE
OF GRATITUDE ♪

315
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,559
♪ I'M GRATEFUL FOR THE LIFE
I AM LIVING ♪

316
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,187
♪ WHO KNOWS HOW LONG
I WILL HAVE IT? ♪

317
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,649
♪ I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL
I'VE BEEN GIVEN ♪

318
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,902
♪ WE MAKE APPRECIATION
A HABIT ♪

319
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,862
♪ THERE'S NO TIME
LIKE THE PRESENT DAY ♪

320
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,780
♪ TO HAVE A PRESENT
COME YOUR WAY ♪

321
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,909
all: ♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS GRAB IT ♪

322
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,121
- ♪ SO NOW I THINK
THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪

323
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,330
all: ♪ OOH, YOU'LL SEE ♪

324
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:13,501
- ♪ THERE'S NOTHING MORE
YOU NEED ♪

325
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,963
♪ MY FRIEND,
THIS AIN'T NO PLATITUDE ♪

326
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,172
all: ♪ PLATITUDE ♪

327
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,300
- ♪ JUST AN ATTITUDE
OF GRATITUDE ♪

328
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:21,301
all: ♪ GRATITUDE ♪

329
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,927
OR IN YOUR CASE, SQUIDWARD,

330
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,721
AN ATTITUDE OF HAT-ITUDE.

331
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,223
[laughs]

332
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,726
- KEEP YOUR HAT
AND YOUR GRATITUDE,

333
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,935
'CAUSE BEING YOUR NEIGHBOR

334
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,063
LEAVES ME WITH NOTHING
TO BE GRATEFUL FOR.

335
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,064
AH!

336
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:39,026
OOH!

337
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,194
WOW, SQUIDWARD.

338
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,279
YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER

339
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,697
GETTING YOUR PLUMBING
LOOKED AT.

340
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,906
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

341
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:44,907
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.

342
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,326
I CAN GIVE YOU A HAND.

343
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,411
- NO!
YOU HAVE HELPED ME ENOUGH!

344
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:52,499
I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP
EVER AGAIN.

345
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,501
NO PROBLEM, PAL.

346
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,876
[singing nonsensically]

347
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,086
MORON.

348
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,171
[groans]

349
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,798
[pipe squeaking]

350
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,633
[gasps]

351
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,134
[straining]

352
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,552
STUPID PIPE.

353
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,263
[groans]

354
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,224
[gasping]

355
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,309
[watch beeps]

356
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,893
OH, GREAT.
NOW I'M LATE FOR WORK.

357
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,895
[mumbling angrily]

358
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,731
[pipe creaking]

359
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,898
[mumbling angrily]

360
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,693
PARDON ME.

361
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,943
- WHOA-OH-OH-OH!

362
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,903
SLOW DOWN, SPEEDSTER.

363
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,072
[laughs]

364
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,991
GO JUMP IN A CORAL BED.

365
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,203
- MR. SQUIDWARD, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

366
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,373
THE CUSTOMERS' JOKES
ARE ALWAYS FUNNY.

367
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,167
NOW GIVE THE GENTLEMAN
A CHUCKLE.

368
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,711
HA. HA. HA.

369
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,212
[growls]

370
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,549
- I KNEW YOU'D EVENTUALLY
GET IT, DUDE.

371
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,008
[laughs]

372
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,969
[breathing heavily]

373
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,308
STOP STARING, SPONGEBOB.

374
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,269
YOU'RE AFFECTING
MY PRODUCTIVITY.

375
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,106
- I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER
ONE KRABBY PATTY.

376
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,525
THAT WILL BE $3.

377
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,942
DO YOU ACCEPT PENNIES?

378
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,319
- I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO COUNT ALL THAT.

379
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,945
OH, WELL, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

380
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,906
I'LL JUST TAKE MY LOOSE CHANGE
ELSEWHERE.

381
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,533
OH, PLEASE DO.

382
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,326
I'M TRYING TO GET SOME WORK DONE
HERE.

383
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,536
SHEESH.

384
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,121
SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT
TO WASTE YOUR TIME.

385
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,708
[foot tapping]

386
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,710
HEY, BUDDY.

387
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,254
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS
WITH ALL THAT INCESSANT TAPPING?

388
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,756
[clunking]

389
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,965
AND WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, SIR?

390
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,427
- I'M HOLDING THE DOOR
FOR THE NICE LADY.

391
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,845
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

392
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,430
YOU'RE LEAVING
YOUR GRUBBY FIN-PRINTS

393
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,139
ALL OVER THE GLASS,

394
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,810
AND NOW YOURS TRULY IS GONNA
HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP.

395
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,355
WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST
ON MAKING MY JOB SO DIFFICULT?

396
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,690
[slurps]

397
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,233
- YOU ALWAYS LEAVE TRASH
ON THE TABLE.

398
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,027
YOUR TEETH CHATTER.

399
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,196
YOUR HAT ANNOYS ME.

400
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,408
YOU TAKE TOO LONG
IN THE RESTROOM.

401
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,910
[humming]

402
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,329
- AND, SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU QUIT
SINGING THAT SONG!

403
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,123
- WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SQUIDWARD?

404
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,126
DON'T YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE
OF GRATITUDE?

405
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,127
[sighs]

406
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,129
SPONGEBOB, I HATE MY JOB,

407
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,925
AND I LIVE IN A DEAD-END TOWN
WITH NEIGHBORS I CAN'T STAND.

408
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,844
I'M THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

409
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,346
WHAT DO I HAVE
TO BE THANKFUL FOR?

410
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,556
WELL, IT COULD BE WORSE.

411
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,058
- HOW COULD LIFE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM

412
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,436
POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE?

413
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,438
[rumbling]

414
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,189
- MOUNT BIKINI BOTTOM
IS ERUPTING!

415
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,150
boom!

416
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:24,984
THAT'S HOW.

417
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,278
COOL.

418
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,238
[explosions roaring]

419
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,449
- LOOK!
THE ROOF!

420
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,076
[crowd screaming]

421
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,453
HEY, YOU LEMONS,

422
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,789
AFRAID OF A LITTLE LAVA?

423
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,790
[sizzling]

424
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,000
CASHIE!

425
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,836
NO!

426
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,672
MAKE IT STOP RAINING
THIS FIERY DESTRUCTION!

427
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,923
[sobbing]

428
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,549
- SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR CRYING, MR. KRABS,

429
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,759
BUT SHOULDN'T WE GET TO A PLACE

430
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,135
THAT AT LEAST
DOESN'T HAVE A ROOF

431
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,053
WITH LAVA COMING THROUGH IT?

432
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,765
[screaming]

433
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,017
FEAR NOT.

434
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,393
SHELTER CAN'T BE FAR AWAY.

435
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,813
- OH, WHY EVEN BOTHER,
SPONGEBOB?

436
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,648
CAN'T YOU SEE?

437
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,233
CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT
IS CRUMBLING TO DUST.

438
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,068
CIVIC ORDER IS IN TATTERS.

439
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,863
IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.

440
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,489
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

441
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:15,075
I'M GONNA NEED
YOUR LIFE ESSENCE!

442
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,119
[growling]

443
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,121
- WHAT ARE YOU BOYS
DOING OUT STILL?

444
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,541
PLENTY OF ROOM
AT THE VOLCANO SHELTER.

445
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,167
HEY, BUT NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING.

446
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,418
YOU GOT THAT?

447
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,879
OH, YES, OF COURSE, MA'AM.

448
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,755
TRY AND BEHAVE YOURSELF,
FELLERS.

449
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,092
- NO NEED TO GET EXCITED,
CITIZENS.

450
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,470
YOUR GOVERNMENT
IS WORKING TIRELESSLY

451
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,348
TO DEFEAT THIS EVIL VOLCANO.

452
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,474
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

453
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,475
DON'T WORRY.

454
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,477
WE'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

455
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,687
UNDER CONTROL?

456
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,104
HALF THE CITY'S ON FIRE.

457
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,065
YOU CALL THAT
"UNDER CONTROL"?

458
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,859
HUH?
DO YOU?

459
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,068
AH!

460
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,236
THE END IS NEAR, MAYOR!

461
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,154
THAT GUY'S ONTO SOMETHING.

462
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,740
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US,
MAYOR?

463
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,949
DO YOU HAVE SOME SECRET?

464
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,367
IS THE END NEAR?

465
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,744
- YEAH!
- ANSWER THE QUESTION!

466
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,746
- EXACTLY!
- ANSWER THE QUESTION!

467
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,955
MR. MAYOR!

468
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,165
MR. MAYOR, PLEASE,
I'VE GOT SOMETHING.

469
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,751
OH, YES, BOY.

470
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,879
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE
WE STOP THE VOLCANO?

471
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,296
- ACTUALLY,
I JUST HAD A QUESTION

472
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,882
ABOUT THESE PARKING TICKETS.

473
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,508
I DON'T HAVE A CAR.

474
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,093
OH, BOY, MORON.

475
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,428
WE'RE DOOMED!

476
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,055
[chuckles]

477
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,181
YOU FOOLS!

478
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,182
WHO ARE YOU?

479
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,060
[cackling]

480
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,520
all: OOH!

481
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:29,400
- I AM AN ANCIENT WARRIOR
FROM LONG AGO,

482
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,571
THE LAST OF MY KIND
WHO RULED OVER THE OCEAN

483
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,991
FROM BEFORE THE DAWN OF TIME.

484
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:40,787
BUT ALAS, MY PEOPLE
WERE WIPED OUT

485
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,540
BY THE SAME VOLCANO
THAT PLAGUES YOU NOW.

486
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,626
THEN HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?

487
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,461
[laughs]

488
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,090
I SURVIVED
BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY ONE

489
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,926
WHO KNEW HOW TO STOP IT.

490
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,136
- WELL, DON'T KEEP US
IN SUSPENSE.

491
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,220
HOW DID YOU STOP IT?

492
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:02,100
YOU MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE!

493
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,309
[crowd gasping]

494
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,937
WHAT KIND OF SACRIFICE?

495
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:10,775
- A SACRIFICE MUST BE MADE
OF THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON.

496
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,318
I KNEW IT.

497
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,071
WE HAVE TO SACRIFICE
THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON.

498
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,697
AND WHO WOULD THAT BE?

499
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,117
WELL, IT CERTAINLY ISN'T ME.

500
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,786
[all talking at once]

501
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,037
HEY, SQUIDWARD,

502
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,747
WHO DO YOU THINK
IS THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON?

503
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,040
- DON'T KNOW.
DON'T CARE.

504
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,875
- BUT, SQUIDWARD,
IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT--

505
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,045
- BUT, SQUIDWARD, IT IS
IMPERATIVE THAT WE NOTHING!

506
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:35,341
I THINK I'D RATHER TAKE
MY CHANCES WITH THE VOLCANO

507
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,052
THAN BE STUCK
IN THIS MISERABLE BARNACLE HOLE

508
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,097
WITH YOU AND THE CITIZENS
OF DUM-DUM TOWN.

509
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,974
- OH, OH,
WE'RE IDIOTS NOW?

510
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,183
I'M A VERY SMART WOMAN.

511
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,559
NICE, NICE.

512
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,560
WHAT?

513
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,271
[crowd shouting]

514
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,191
YOU IDIOTS!

515
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,776
YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!

516
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,528
- WE HEARD YOU COMPLAINING
ABOUT THE FINGERPRINTS.

517
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,155
AND THE FOOT TAPPING.

518
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,405
AND MY LOOSE CHANGE.

519
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,782
AND MY TEETH!

520
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,241
AND HIS HAT!

521
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,243
- AND YOU CALLED THE PIPE
STUPID.

522
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,662
AND THE FACT THAT YOU SAID

523
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,748
YOU WERE THE MOST MISERABLE
PERSON IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

524
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,250
- I'M THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

525
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,336
OH, WOULD YOU JUST...
[grumbles]

526
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,297
[lava hissing]

527
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,134
LET ME DOWN, YOU GOONS!

528
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,094
SORRY, MR. TENTACLES.

529
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,554
THROW HIM IN, FELLAS.

530
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,513
[screams]

531
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,515
WAIT!

532
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,018
IT IS I WHO HAVE
MADE SQUIDWARD MISERABLE.

533
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,769
THROW ME IN INSTEAD.

534
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,438
WORKS FOR ME.

535
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,025
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ALL
CAME TO YOUR SENSES.

536
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,151
BUNCH OF INGRATES.

537
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,777
COME ON, SPONGEBOB,
JUMP IN.

538
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,988
- WHOA!
- SQUIDWARD!

539
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,032
SPONGEBOB, HELP!

540
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,491
I'D LOVE TO, SQUIDWARD,

541
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,868
BUT YOU SAID
DO NOT HELP YOU EVER AGAIN

542
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,078
AND THAT BEING MY NEIGHBOR

543
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,871
LEFT YOU WITH NOTHING
TO BE GRATEFUL FOR.

544
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,330
I MADE A PROMISE.

545
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,331
[groaning]

546
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,209
I TAKE IT BACK!

547
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,711
[screams]

548
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,712
[babbles]

549
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,089
PLEASE, SPONGEBOB.

550
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,465
I DIDN'T MEAN
ANY OF THAT.

551
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,676
I DO APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

552
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,469
I AM GRATEFUL.

553
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,806
I...I...

554
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:09,018
♪ I'M GRATEFUL FOR THE LIFE
I'M LIVING ♪

555
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,562
♪ WHO KNOWS HOW LONG
I'VE HAVE IT? ♪

556
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,066
I LEARNED THAT
FROM YOU, REMEMBER?

557
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,818
GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE.

558
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,653
[screams]

559
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,821
boing!

560
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,865
HUH?

561
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,158
SQUIDWARD,

562
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,952
I ALWAYS KNEW
YOU FELT THAT WAY.

563
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,995
AW, BUDDY.

564
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,830
THANKS FOR FINALLY
OPENING UP TO US.

565
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,665
[pipe straining]

566
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,376
[water roaring]

567
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,674
[high-pitched falling noise]

568
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,843
crash!

569
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,721
[crowd cheering]

570
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,347
MY HOUSE!

571
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:52,311
- AH, NOW THE VOLCANO
IS APPEASED.

572
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,480
- BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
A SACRIFICE HAD TO BE MADE

573
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,065
OF THE MOST MISERABLE PERSON.

574
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,692
- NO.
YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.

575
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,319
I WAS TRYING TO SAY,

576
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:04,282
A SACRIFICE OF THE MOST
MISERABLE PERSON'S HOUSE.

577
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,286
NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME.

578
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,496
[chuckling]

579
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,207
[cackling]

580
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,544
YOU KNOW, SPONGEBOB,

581
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,256
IN LIGHT OF EVERYTHING
THAT JUST HAPPENED,

582
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,300
I LIED TO YOU.

583
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,885
I AM NOT GRATEFUL
FOR ANYTHING.

584
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,595
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.

585
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:29,473
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A ROOF
TO SLEEP UNDER ANYMORE.

586
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,517
WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

587
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,356
GO AWAY.

588
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,700
{\an8}[lilting ukulele music]

589
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:55,749
{\an8}♪ ♪