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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OHH… *
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE *
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
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- all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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creak!
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thump!
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clank!
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thump!
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clank!
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STOP…PLAYING…
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IN MY YARD!
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OHH, WE'RE NOT PLAYING
IN YOUR YARD, SQUIDWARD.
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WE'RE PLAYING IN OUR YARDS.
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WE'RE JUST USING YOUR YARD
AS A WALKWAY.
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NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR YARD
GARGLES TARTAR SAUCE.
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WELL, PICK ONE,
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AND LEAVE MY YARD
OUT OF IT!
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OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
I'M GOOD AT CHOOSING!
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HMM…
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HUMMM…
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LET'S PLAY…IN…
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MM…MM…MM…
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SPONGEBOB'S YARD!
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NO, PATRICK'S!
NO, SPONGEBOB'S!
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OH!
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I'M TERRIBLE AT CHOOSING.
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SQUIDWARD, YOU CHOOSE.
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I CHOOSE PATRICK…
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TO PLAY IN PATRICK'S YARD…
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AND SPONGEBOB…
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IN SPONGEBOB'S YARD…
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AND NOBODY…
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IN HERE!
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SPONGEBOB!
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PATRICK!
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SPONGEBOB!
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PATRICK!
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SPONGEBOB!
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PATRICK!
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THE ROAD!
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PATRICK,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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I'LL MAIL MYSELF
TO YOUR HOUSE.
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fwoomp!
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SIT TIGHT, PATRICK.
I'M COMING TO GET YOU.
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OH!
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HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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HEY, PATRICK.
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PATRICK, CALL ME.
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OKAY!
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SQUAREPANTS RESIDENCE.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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HMM…HAVE WE EVER DUG
A TUNNEL BETWEEN OUR TWO HOUSES?
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NO.
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- SPONGEBOB?
- PATRICK?
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both: WE DID IT!
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TAG.
YOU'RE IT.
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TAG.
YOU'RE IT!
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TAG.
YOU'RE IT.
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TAG.
YOU'RE IT!
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PEEKABOO!
I SEE YOU.
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- YOU'RE IT.
- YOU'RE IT!
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MUST…BLOCK…OUT…NOISE.
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splat!
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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA *
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KNOCK, KNOCK.
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WHO'S THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO
TO STAY OFF MY…
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YARD.
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PATRICK.
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PATRICK, WOULD YOU SHUT…
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WHERE IS HE?
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SPONGEBOB.
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SPONGEBOB!
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SPONGEBOB, I AM TRYING TO…
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SLEEP?
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WAHOO!
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AHA!
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HEY, GARY.
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WHERE ARE THOSE TWO MORONS?
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WHERE…ARE…THEY?
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doink!
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OOH!
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PATRICK,
CHECK OUT THOSE ROOTS.
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THEY'RE DANCING.
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DO LIKE THE ROOTS DO,
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AND DO THE DIRT DANCE, BABY!
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boing!
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thunk!
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boing!
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thunk!
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boing!
boing! boing!
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SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
WANTS TO PLAY TOO.
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MY HOUSE.
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AW, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
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SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS
AN UPSET TUMMY.
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MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING
THAT IT ATE.
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IT ATE SQUIDWARD.
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THAT'D DO IT.
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I KNEW YOU TWO REPROBATES
WERE BEHIND THIS.
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YEAH!
WE'RE REPROBATES!
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THAT WAS AN INSULT.
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AND WE'RE INSULTED!
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WHY WERE YOU DIGGING
UNDER MY YARD?
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YOU TOLD US NOT TO WALK
ON YOUR YARD,
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SO WE WALKED UNDER IT.
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BUT YOU BURIED MY HOUSE!
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NO NEED TO THANK US.
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THANK YOU?
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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MISSED.
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SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY TAG.
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TAG!
YOU'RE IT!
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NOT IT!
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WHEEEE!
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crash!
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SQUIDWARD WINS!
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NOW…YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY
A NEW GAME
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CALLED "DIGGING OUT MY HOUSE."
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OH, BOY!
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AND I'M GONNA PLAY
"SIT AND RELAX"
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UNTIL YOU'RE FINISHED.
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BARNACLE BRAINS.
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splat!
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thunk!
thunk! thunk!
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AHHH!
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SPONGEBOB!
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HI, SQUIDWARD.
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YUH-OH.
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I'M WARNING YOU,
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IF YOU DON'T PUT MY HOUSE
BACK WHERE IT BELONGS
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BY THE COUNT OF THREE…
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THREE.
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I AM GONNA GRIND YOU
INTO CHUM!
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ONE…
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HE'S COUNTING!
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ANYTHING BUT COUNTING!
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QUICK, SPONGEBOB!
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DIG FOR YOUR LIFE!
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TWO…
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HE'S ALREADY
AT NUMBER TWO.
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WHO KNOWS HOW MANY NUMBERS
WE HAVE UNTIL HE REACHES THREE?
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THREE!
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thump!
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shoomp!
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shoomp!
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AHH, SCARY, SCARY, SCARY!
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[buildings rumbling
and creaking]
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SCARY, SCARY,
SCARY, AHH!
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fwoomp!
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YES!
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NOW THE CHUM BUCKET
IS THE ONLY RESTAURANT IN TOWN.
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fwoomp!
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NUTS.
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NO!
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MUST…DIG.
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GAH!
WHOA!
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THE ROCK'S TOO HARD.
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YOU…TWO…MORONS
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SUNK MY HOUSE!
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both: WE'RE SORRY!
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I'M GONNA…
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UH…OH.
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fwoomp!
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AHH!
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GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
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ANOTHER BEE-EAUTIFUL DAY
UNDER BIKINI BOTTOM.
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I HATE NEIGHBORS.
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HI-YA!
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HI-YA!
YA!
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YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!
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YA!
TA-DA!
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A GIFT IN YOUR LIKENESS.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE SO SWEET.
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GET IT?
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'CAUSE PINEAPPLES
ARE SWEET,
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AND YOU ARE SWEET ALSO
AS WELL.
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GET IT?
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HEY, BUDDY.
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YOU STILL GOT
THAT BUCKET OF CHEESE?
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OH, NO.
HE'S…NOT RIGHT!
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DON'T WORRY, PAL.
I'LL HELP YOU.
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smack!
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BUDDY!
YOU OKAY?
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HUH.
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PATRICK, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR TREMENDOUS
GORILLA STRENGTH,
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I WOULD'VE BEEN A GONER.
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO RETURN THE FAVOR…
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ANYTHING AT ALL…
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YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.
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ANYWAY, BACK
TO MY KARATE EXERCISES.
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OH, AND HELP YOURSELF
TO THE CHEESE BUCKET.
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THANKS AGAIN, BUDDY!
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HI-YA!
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HI-YA!
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HI-YA!
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- PHEW!
- HEY!
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I WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO DO THAT.
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WELL, WHAT?
YOU MEAN KARATE?
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UH-HUH.
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OH, PATRICK, PATRICK,
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PATRICK,
MY DEAR, DEAR FRIEND,
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KARATE IS A DELICATE ART,
A SKILL THAT TAKES YEARS TO…
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IF I RECALL CORRECTLY,
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I SEEM TO REMEMBER SAVING
YOUR LIFE A FEW MINUTES AGO.
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Y-YEAH, HOWEVER…
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AND I ALSO REMEMBER
YOU SAYING
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
TO RETURN THE FAVOR…
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ANYTHING AT ALL…
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TO LET YOU KNOW.
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OH, I DID SAY THAT,
PATRICK,
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BUT, WELL,
KARATE IS ABOUT FINESSE,
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NOT SO MUCH BRUTE STRENGTH.
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YOU SEE, THERE'S SO MUCH
YOU DON'T KNOW.
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YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SCRATCHED
THE SURFACE OF THE SURFACE.
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THEN TEACH ME.
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AS YOU WISH.
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JUST REMEMBER ONE THING.
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WITH POWER
COMES RESPONSIBILITY.
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OH, YEAH, MAMA!
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OKAY, LET'S START OFF SIMPLE.
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THIS IS A BASIC MOVE CALLED
THE INVERTED WHIRLPOOL.
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INVERTEE WHIRPEE,
GOT IT.
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WHOO-HOO!
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THAT WAS AWESOME!
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- THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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OH, YEAH!
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HEY!
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HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?
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NEPTUNE'S TROUSERS,
WHAT'S THAT?
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WHOA-WHOA.
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NOW, THIS IS VERY EASY.
WATCH CLOSELY.
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ting!
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AHH…AHH.
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- YOU GOT IT?
- DEFINITELY.
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ting!
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AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
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splat!
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PATRICK, I DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE TO SAY THIS,
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BUT YOU'RE…
YOU'RE UNTEACHABLE.
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WHAT?
I-I-I…
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OH!
BARNACLES!
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LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO THIS WALL OF CINDER BLOCKS.
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IN ALL MY YEARS OF TRAINING,
I'VE NEVER SEEN A PERFECT SLICE.
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00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:35,689
NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE
TO EXECUTE
262
00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:36,980
SUCH A CLEAN KARATE CHOP
THROUGH SOLID CINDER.
263
00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:38,272
WOW!
264
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,397
YOU'RE A NATURAL,
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A KARATE GENIUS.
266
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PLAMMO!
267
00:15:42,855 --> 00:15:44,272
NOW LET'S PUT YOUR NEW SKILLS
TO THE TEST.
268
00:15:44,397 --> 00:15:46,647
THIS IS SHARPENED
TEMPERED STEEL.
269
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,522
NOW, DON'T BE FRUSTRATED
IF IT TAKES A FEW TRI…
270
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WHOA.
271
00:15:50,105 --> 00:15:53,605
AMAZING!
272
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,355
THIS IS AN ABANDONED
WROUGHT IRON STEAMBOAT,
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SOLID AS A ROCK.
274
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THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?
275
00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:01,397
thwap!
276
00:16:01,522 --> 00:16:02,980
EH, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
277
00:16:04,147 --> 00:16:05,439
YEAH!
278
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,439
I BET I COULD CHOP ANYTHING.
279
00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:10,771
HIII…
280
00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:12,272
NOOOOO!
281
00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:13,564
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
282
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:15,855
I'M A GENIUS?
283
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,605
NOT THAT,
THIS.
284
00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:20,980
WITH POWER
COMES RESPONSIBILITY.
285
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,439
THAT MEANS NO CHOPPING
OF OTHER LIFE-FORMS
286
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,689
OR THEIR PROPERTY.
287
00:16:23,813 --> 00:16:25,021
YOU UNDERSTAND?
288
00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:26,147
- YYYES!
- GOOD!
289
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,105
OH, MAN, I'M LATE FOR WORK.
290
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,355
SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY.
291
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,021
DON'T FORGET WHAT I SAID.
292
00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:33,272
OKAY!
293
00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:34,480
I'M A GENIUS!
294
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:41,980
KARATE POWER!
295
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:43,272
gulp!
296
00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:47,272
OH, WHAT'S THIS?
297
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,938
HMM, HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE.
298
00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:50,397
OH, YEAH, MM-HMM.
299
00:16:50,522 --> 00:16:51,465
HEY, LOOK, IT'S PATRICK!
300
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,647
HIYA, SPONGEBOB.
301
00:16:52,771 --> 00:16:53,756
WHAT ARE YOU DOING…
302
00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:54,938
HI-YA!
303
00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,230
DEAR NEPTUNE!
304
00:16:58,355 --> 00:16:59,938
GOOD DAY, GENTS.
305
00:17:00,063 --> 00:17:02,063
UH, SQUIDWARD,
I WOULD LIKE A…HI-YA!
306
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,397
A WHAT?
307
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,730
I SAID ONE KRUSTY COMBO.
308
00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:08,272
DON'T YOU SPEAK KARATE?
309
00:17:08,397 --> 00:17:09,771
HRMM…
310
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,480
HI-YA!
311
00:17:15,063 --> 00:17:17,522
LOOKS DELISH!
312
00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:19,105
PATRICK, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE TAKING
313
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,063
YOUR PERFECT SLICE
A BIT TOO FAR?
314
00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:23,021
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
315
00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:26,480
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME
A KARATE GEN-I-US.
316
00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:29,896
AND FRANKLY, I'M OFFENDED
BY YOUR PREVIOUS ACCUSATION.
317
00:17:30,021 --> 00:17:31,272
I DON'T NEED THIS!
318
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:33,105
I BID YOU GOOD-DIEU.
319
00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:34,480
BUT…BUT…BUT…
320
00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:36,439
NO BUTS!
JUST HANDS.
321
00:17:36,564 --> 00:17:37,647
HI-YA!
322
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,813
OHH.
323
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:44,647
YOU DO REALIZE I'M TAKING THAT
OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK.
324
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:48,188
AND…UH…
325
00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:49,298
SEAWEED SURPRISE!
326
00:17:49,313 --> 00:17:51,105
ALSO, UH…
327
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:55,564
MALTED CORAL CRUNCH!
328
00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:56,813
OOH-OOH-OOH!
329
00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:59,147
ALSO, LIPIDS AND CREAM.
330
00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:00,855
WE'RE ALL OUT.
331
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,564
IN FACT,
WE'RE OUT OF EVERYTHING,
332
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:06,938
WHICH MEANS
YOU OWE US $86.50.
333
00:18:07,063 --> 00:18:09,730
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO A TRADE?
334
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,230
I SAY PAY UP
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
335
00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:14,980
YOU DARE REFUSE MY BARTER?
336
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:16,980
THEN ACCEPT MY CHOP!
337
00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,230
HI-YA!
338
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:22,105
splat!
339
00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:33,439
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
340
00:18:33,564 --> 00:18:35,730
AHA!
HAND IN THE TIP JAR AGAIN, EH?
341
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,105
WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL STENCH?
342
00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:52,063
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
343
00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:53,230
SPINACH
AND CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI
344
00:18:53,355 --> 00:18:54,355
IN CALAMARI SAUCE.
345
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:55,340
DO YOU WANT A BITE?
346
00:18:55,355 --> 00:18:56,647
NO!
347
00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:58,105
IT'S MORE FUN TO CHOP.
348
00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:06,230
I WIN!
I WIN! I WIN!
349
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:07,355
HI-YA!
350
00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:11,813
HELP!
HELP!
351
00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,147
THERE'S A MAD CHOPPER
ON THE LOOSE!
352
00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,313
MAD CHOPPER?
353
00:19:14,439 --> 00:19:15,938
PATRICK.
354
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,689
WE NEED THE COPS, KID.
355
00:19:17,813 --> 00:19:19,355
COPS?
NO, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
356
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,480
I'LL HANDLE THIS, CITIZEN.
357
00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:22,771
DON'T DO IT, KID.
358
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,021
UNHAND MY ANKLE, SIR.
359
00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:25,771
MY FRIEND NEEDS ME.
360
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,230
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
361
00:19:27,355 --> 00:19:29,147
DON'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR!
362
00:19:29,272 --> 00:19:32,230
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
363
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:36,021
smash!
364
00:19:36,147 --> 00:19:37,147
PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
365
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,647
SPONGEBOB.
366
00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:40,063
JUST THE MAN
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
367
00:19:40,188 --> 00:19:41,439
WANTED TO THANK YOU, BUDDY.
368
00:19:43,522 --> 00:19:45,355
FOR TEACHING ME
THE KARATE CHOP, SILLY.
369
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,105
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP, BUDDY.
370
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,480
YOU'RE DESTROYING
THE ENTIRE TOWN.
371
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:52,689
WHOOOOAAAA.
372
00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:55,188
JUST STOP CHOPPING,
OKAY, PATRICK?
373
00:19:55,313 --> 00:19:56,313
YOU GOT IT, BUDDY.
374
00:19:56,439 --> 00:19:57,730
NO MORE KARATE CHOPS.
375
00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:02,105
YOU'RE STILL CHOPPING!
376
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:03,313
I KNOW.
377
00:20:03,439 --> 00:20:04,564
WEIRD, HUH?
378
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:05,689
PATRICK, STOP IT!
379
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,813
OH, OKAY.
380
00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:10,980
I KNOW.
I'LL STOP A CHOP WITH A CHOP.
381
00:20:11,105 --> 00:20:13,522
smack!
382
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:14,980
YOU MUST RESIST!
383
00:20:15,105 --> 00:20:16,355
I…
384
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:24,522
WAIT UP, PATRICK!
385
00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:26,813
TRITON'S TUNIC!
386
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:28,564
HE'S HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR THE BARG'N-MART!
387
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,272
HI-YA!
HI-YA! YA!
388
00:20:34,397 --> 00:20:37,564
NO…NOT THE MUFFIN DISPLAY.
389
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,605
AHHH!
390
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:42,313
A MADMAN IS CHOPPING EVERYTHING.
391
00:20:42,439 --> 00:20:45,021
NOT THE GIANT-SCREEN TVs!
392
00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:47,105
OH, NO!
393
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:50,980
THE SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED
FAT, PINK, AND DANGEROUS.
394
00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:53,980
OH, NO!
GIANTER TVs!
395
00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:55,313
HI-YA!
396
00:20:56,564 --> 00:20:58,813
PULL IT TOGETHER, BUDDY.
397
00:20:58,938 --> 00:21:02,147
I'M TRYING TO, BUT THIS THING
HAS A MIND OF ITS OOOOOWN.
398
00:21:02,272 --> 00:21:03,272
WHOA!
OH.
399
00:21:03,397 --> 00:21:05,230
YEEE-AH!
400
00:21:07,397 --> 00:21:08,564
HI-YA!
HI-YA! YA!
401
00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:10,105
crash!
402
00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:18,938
SPONGEBOB?
403
00:21:19,063 --> 00:21:20,771
SPONGEBOB?
404
00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:22,313
SPONGEBO…
405
00:21:22,439 --> 00:21:25,272
SPONGEBOB!
406
00:21:25,397 --> 00:21:27,855
OH, NO!
407
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,188
I-I'M SO SORRY.
408
00:21:30,313 --> 00:21:32,021
MY BEST FRIEND,
409
00:21:32,147 --> 00:21:34,564
CRUSHED BY ALL THIS RUBBLE,
410
00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:39,522
ENTOMBED IN THIS CHEAP
PLASTIC BAG.
411
00:21:39,647 --> 00:21:41,439
THAT ISN'T YOUR FRIEND,
YOU KELP FOR BRAINS.
412
00:21:41,564 --> 00:21:43,564
THOSE ARE CLEANING SPONGES.
413
00:21:43,689 --> 00:21:45,480
SO I HAVEN'T CRUSHED
THE LIFE
414
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,730
OUT OF MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD?
415
00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:50,147
UM, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
416
00:21:50,272 --> 00:21:52,021
SPONGEBOB!
417
00:21:52,147 --> 00:21:53,147
OH, NO!
418
00:21:58,063 --> 00:22:01,522
OH-OH,
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!
419
00:22:01,647 --> 00:22:04,771
NO!
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
420
00:22:05,938 --> 00:22:06,938
pop!
421
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:07,980
splurt!
422
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,938
OH, HI, PATRICK.
WHAT DID I MISS?
423
00:22:14,063 --> 00:22:15,689
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE OKAY!
424
00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:18,355
PATRICK!
YOUR ARM!
425
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,522
DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
426
00:22:19,647 --> 00:22:20,980
I'M A SEA STAR.
427
00:22:21,105 --> 00:22:22,522
MY LIMBS GROW BACK.
428
00:22:22,647 --> 00:22:23,896
SEE?
429
00:22:24,021 --> 00:22:25,605
HOORAY FOR REGENERATION!
430
00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:28,021
AND IN THE SPIRIT
OF HEALING,
431
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:32,771
I VOW TO USE MY HANDS
ONLY TO JOIN THINGS TOGETHER,
432
00:22:32,896 --> 00:22:35,063
STARTING HERE.
433
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,647
HEY, GREAT JOB, PATRICK.
434
00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:38,355
I LIKE
THE ARCHITECTURAL DETAIL.
435
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,480
HI-YA!
436
00:22:39,522 --> 00:22:41,230
PATRICK!
437
00:22:41,355 --> 00:22:42,480
I THOUGHT
YOU GAVE UP CHOPPING.
438
00:22:42,605 --> 00:22:44,855
I DID.
439
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:47,480
UNFORTUNATELY, WE SEA STARS
HAVE LIMBS THAT GROW NEW BODIES.
440
00:22:47,605 --> 00:22:48,605
HI-YA!
441
00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:59,771
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