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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! - ♪ OHH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING
YOU WISH ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS!
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- CAN YOU TWO BE QUIET?
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DIDN'T THINK SO.
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WHAT ARE YOU BARNACLE-HEADS DOING, ANYWAY?
- PATRICK AND I ARE PRACTICING
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OUR FAVORITE NOISES.
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MINE IS A DOLPHIN, LAUGHING.
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- AND MY FAVORITE IS THE PLAINTIVE SONG
OF THE BLUE WHALE.
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AHEM.
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- HUH?
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DID YOU HEAR THAT? - WHAT'S WRONG, FRANK?
- THAT SONG,
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IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MARTHA.
- FRANK, HOW MANY TIMES
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DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
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MARTHA'S NO GOOD FOR YOU.
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SHE'S JUST NO GOOD!
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- WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PRACTICE SUCH HORRIBLE SOUNDS?
- IT'S ONE OF THE ACTIVITIES
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IN OUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE, SIMPLE-TON:
A TON OF SIMPLE THINGS TO DO.
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- MUST BE VERY MENTALLY CHALLENGING FOR YOU.
- OH, IT IS.
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- YEAH, IT MADE ME LOOK MORE SMARTLIKE.
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WHAT DOES THE MAGAZINE SAY WE SHOULD DO NEXT?
- WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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I THINK WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING IN THIS ISSUE.
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OH!
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EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!
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THE BEST FRIEND QUIZ.
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DO YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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OH, THIS SHOULD BE EASY?
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PATRICK AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER.
- WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN
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WITH YOUR MUTUAL IGNORAMUS SOCIETY. - BYE!
- BYE, SQUIDWARD.
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- MORONS.
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both: BYE AGAIN! - YOU GO FIRST, PATRICK.
- OH, NO.
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AFTER YOU, OLD BUDDY. - AU CONTRAIRE.
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AFTER YOU, MON AMI. - PLEASE, AFTER YOU, PAL.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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AFTER YOU, BESTEST--
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clang! - JUST PICK ONE!
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AND THERE'S ANOTHER THREE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
- I'LL GO FIRST.
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WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR?
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HMM, I'M THINKING...
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AQUAMARINE. - I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE,
BUT MY FAVORITE COLOR IS...
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IT IS AQUAMARINE.
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SORRY I DOUBTED YOU. - NO PROBLEM.
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IS YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT- OR LEFT-HANDED?
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THE ANSWER IS...
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RIGHT-HANDED.
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- HOW DID YOU KNOW? - SIMPLE, PATRICK.
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IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. - AWWW.
- IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S
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BELLYBUTTON AND INNY OR AN OUTY? - OH!
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NO PEEKING! - HAHA, NO NEED TO PEEK, PATRICK.
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I CAN DO THIS WITH MY EYES CLOSED.
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YOU HAVE... - OH...
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WHAT WILL HIS ANSWER BE?
- THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
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- AN INNY. - WELL, LET'S JUST CHECK
THAT THEORY.
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AN INNY!
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WOW!
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HOW DOES HE DO IT? - MAGIC.
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- OH, MY TURN!
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BUT GIVE ME SOME HARD QUESTIONS,
NOT LIKE THOSE SOFTBALLS YOU ANSWERED.
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- OKAY, FIRST QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE COLOR?
- AW, MAN!
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PULLING OUT THE BIG GUNS.
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OH, COLOR...COLOR...
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NO HINTS!
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BLUE!
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NO!
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CLEAR!
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NO!
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OH, THAT'S NOT IT!
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HOLD ON.
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HOLD ON.
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14! - THE ANSWER IS...
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BEIGE. - OH, BARNACLES!
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OH, I WAS SO CLOSE.
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IS YOUR BEST FRIEND LEFT-HANDED OR RIGHT-HANDED?
- OH, TRICKY, TRICKY.
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HMM, RIGHT...OR...LEFT.
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RIGHT-HANDED! - SORRY, PATRICK.
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I'M AMBIDEXTROUS! - OH, FISH PASTE!
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DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND HAVE AN INNY OR AN OUTY BELLYBUTTON?
- BELLYBUTTON, HUH?
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HMM...
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AN INNY! - SORRY, PATRICK.
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I HAVE AN OUTY. - TARTER SAUCE!
- WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET
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THE NEXT ONE RIGHT.
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WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FAVORITE FOOD?
- UHHHH.
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- OH! OH!
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I REMEMBER!
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HEH, YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS A CHUM BURGER!
- EH, NO.
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- I THOUGHT FOR SURE I HAD THAT ONE.
- OKAY, LET'S TRY AN EASY ONE.
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IS YOUR BEST FRIEND A BOY OR A GIRL? - OOH.
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THAT'S A TOUGHY.
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HMM...
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RUGGED BICEPS.
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YET, DELICATE EYELASHES.
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PASS.
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- AHEM, LAST QUESTION. - OH-HO-HO.
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THIS IS FOR THE WIN!
- WHAT SHAPE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? - OH!
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I GOT THIS ONE!
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UM...UH...
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CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?
- WHAT SHAPE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?
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- ROUND.
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FLAT.
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UH, HEXAGON. - SQUARE PANTS. - OH!
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IT'S RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE.
- FIVE SECONDS.
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- DAH!
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UM, UM...
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OH, JEEZ.
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TRAPEZOID.
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UH, PENTAGON.
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AMORPHOUS. - TIME'S UP! - TRIANGLE! - I...
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NO. - IDIOTS WRECKING MY BOAT.
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SO...
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WHO WON YOUR STUPID QUIZ? - IT WAS A TIE.
- WELL, IT WASN'T A TIE,
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BUT WE HAD LOTS OF FUN. - LET ME SEE THAT.
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A TRIANGLE?
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HA HA!
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PATRICK DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
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AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?
- I KNOW.
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IT'S LIKE WE'RE NOT FRIENDS AT ALL.
- NOW, NOW, PATRICK MAY NOT
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HAVE PASSED THE QUIZ,
BUT LIKE A TRUE BEST FRIEND,
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HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT HERE
FOR ME, RIGHT, PATRICK?
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PATRICK?
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- ICE CREAM! - LOOKS LIKE YOUR BEST FRIEND
ISN'T A FRIEND AT ALL.
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- HEY, SPONGEBOB!
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I GOT YOU AN ICE CREAM!
- THANK YOU, BEST FRIEND PATRICK. - IT'S YOUR FAVORITE,
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DILL PICKLE SWIRL WITH MUSTARD AND EXTRA BACON BITS.
- PATRICK, THIS IS
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YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM.
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MY FAVORITE IS PLAIN VANILLA. - OH.
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OH, RIGHT.
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WELL, MORE ICE CREAM FOR ME.
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OH, OOH, CAN I BORROW FIVE BUCKS? - HERE!
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TAKE YOUR DIRTY, ROTTEN MONEY!
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!
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- EH, WHAT'S WITH HIM?
- I GUESS HE DIDN'T WANT
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ANY ICE CREAM.
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- IT JUST ISN'T FAIR.
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WHO NEEDS PATRICK, ANYWAYS?
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REST OF MY LIFE, HERE I COME.
- OH, HEY, THERE, SPONGEBOB!
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- BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG, BE STRONG.
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GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. STAR.
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HMPH. - SEE YA LATER.
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OH, SANDY!
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IT WAS AWFUL!
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TRULY AWFUL!
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WE WERE LIKE COMPLETE STRANGERS.
- YOU DON'T NEED
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TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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THAT'S WHAT KEEPS THE FRIENDSHIP INTERESTING.
- REALLY?
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- MAYBE YOU AND PATRICK JUST NEED SOME TIME APART.
- YEAH.
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I'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITHOUT PATRICK.
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- WHAT A CRYBABY.
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- I DON'T NEED PATRICK.
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I CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME ALL BY MYSELF.
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OOH!
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I COULD GO JELLYFISHING.
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PATRICK AND I USED TO GO JELLYFISHING.
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I COULD PLAY LEAP FROG!
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I COULD BLOW BUBBLES!
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UH, MAYBE NOT.
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- OH, THAT'S PATRICK!
- ♪ A-DEEDLE-DEE-LEE ♪ ♪ DEEDLE-EEDLE-EE ♪ - I CAN'T LET HIM SEE ME.
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- ♪ DEEDLE-EEDLE-EE ♪ ♪ DEEDLE-EE ♪
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- WELL, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MISSING ME AT ALL.
- ♪ DEEDLE-EE-LEE ♪
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♪ DEEEEE ♪ - NICE THAT HE'S GOTTEN OVER
OUR FRIENDSHIP SO QUICKLY.
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- ♪ DEEDLE-EEDLE-EE ♪ ♪ A-DEEDLE-EEDLE-LEE ♪
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- PATRICK WORKS OUT AT THE GYM?
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AND HE'S HANGING OUT WITH LARRY THE LOBSTER?
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MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT PATRICK EITHER.
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- PATRICK SHOPPING FOR COOKERY?
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VERY SUSPICIOUS.
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HE'S COMING BACK.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PATRICK.
- HI, SPONGEBOB.
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- WE WERE JUST COMING TO SEE YOU.
- OH, I'LL BE YOU WERE...
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TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND LARRY, I SUPPOSE?
- WHOA, SETTLE DOWN,
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LITTLE DUDE.
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I DON'T TO GET IN THE MIDDLE
OF WHATEVER....THIS IS.
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- WHILE LARRY IS A GREAT GUY WITH LOADS OF TALENT AND GOOD LOOKS...
- I KNOW.
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HE IS PRETTY AMAZING.
- HE'S NOT MY BEST FRIEND.
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HE WAS JUST HELPING ME BUY A PRESENT?
- WHO FOR?
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SANDY? - NO, FOR MY REAL BEST FRIEND
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
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- REALLY?
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FOR ME?
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WHAT IS IT?
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OH!
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I LOVE IT.
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YOU DO KNOW ME, BEST FRIEND.
- I GOT A PAIR FOR ME TOO!
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- OH, YOU'RE THE BESTEST
BEST FRIEND, PATRICK!
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HOW DO I LOOK? - AH!
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HOW SHOULD I KNOW, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER?
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AAHHHH!
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AHH! - WHY ME?
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- PEARL, COME ON!
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THE LINE FOR TUNNEL OF GLOVE IS FILLING UP.
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THIS IS GONNA BE SO TOTALLY, LIKE, FUN!
- HEY, PEARL.
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- BARNACLES.
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SPONGEBOB, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
- IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
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- WELL, I AM A BOY.
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AND I AM HER FRIEND.
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- SPONGEBOB, STAND HERE FOR A SECOND.
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- JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD KEEP
THIS MOMENT FOR POSTERITY.
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both: PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!
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PEARL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! - I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
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- QUIET!
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HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
- WELL, THAT WAS FAST.
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DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
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THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE STREETCAR.
- ANYWAY, LET'S GO TO THE RIDE.
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- BYE, PEARL.
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TELL MR. KRABS I SAID, "HI!"
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LET'S BOUNCE, PATRICK.
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PATRICK?
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- BUSY.
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I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
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- PLEASE REMAIN SEATED TILL THE BOAT COMES TO-- - NEXT.
- COME ON, PEARL.
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- SORRY.
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ONLY TWO PER CAR.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT CAR.
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ANY SINGLE RIDERS, COME TO THE FRONT. - OH!
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I'M A SINGLE RIDER!
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EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
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EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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PARDON ME.
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AFTER YOU, FELLOW SINGLE RIDER PEARL. - UGH.
224
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- PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE
AT ALL TIMES, AND DO NOT LEAVE THE BOAT
225
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UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER.
226
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THANK YOU. - UM, PEARL?
227
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YOUR ARM.
228
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IT'S OUTSIDE THE BOAT.
- UGH, I WILL PUT MY ARM
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IN THE BOAT.
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BUT DON'T TOUCH ME.
231
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DON'T TALK TO ME.
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DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!
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BORING!
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- WILL MY ARROW FIND HER HEART? - OHHH.
235
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THIS RIDE IS LAME!
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HEY, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK NOW.
237
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I BET MR. KRABS WOULD GET A KICK
OUT OF THIS RIDE.
238
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DON'T YOU THINK?
239
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I MEAN, HE'S SO TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE,
BUT HE'S GOT A SOFT SIDE TOO.
240
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YOU KNOW, THIS ONE TIME I WAS UPSET
BECAUSE MY SNAIL GARY, HE WAS SICK,
241
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AND HE LET ME LEAVE FIVE MINUTES EARLY.
242
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ISN'T THAT HE SWEETEST THING
YOU'VE EVER HEARD?
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BLA-BLAH-BLA-BLA-BLAH!
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BLA-BLA-BLAH BLA-BLAH!
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- AND THEN THERE WAS THAT TIME THAT MR.
KRABS YELLED AT ME FOR GETTING TO WORK
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BEFORE HE DID,
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DOCK MY PAY.
247
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WHAT A SWEET MAN. - DAH!
248
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YOU ARE MAKING THIS RIDE EVEN MORE BORING, IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED
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TO REMAIN SEATED UNTIL THE RIDE COMES
TO A COMPLEE-EE-EET!
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STOP.
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- WHAT WAS THAT? - ATTENTION SWEETHEARTS.
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WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
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PLEASE REMAIN SEATED. - OH, GREAT.
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JUST GREAT.
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- BREAKING NEWS.
256
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THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE HAS TURNED INTO
A TUNNEL OF TERROR.
257
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JUST HOURS AGO, THE MECHANISM THAT
CONTROLS THE BOATS MYSTERIOUSLY STOPPED,
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TRAPPING THE DOOMED COUPLE INSIDE.
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WE HAVE THE YOUTHS' FRIEND HERE,
WHO ESCAPED THE TUNNEL BEFORE TRAGEDY BEFELL
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THE TWO SWEETHEARTS. - IT'S TRUE!
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WE BARELY ESCAPED WITH OUR LIVES!
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IT WAS HORRIBLE!
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- AND WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR FRIEND?
- PEARL...
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AND HER BOYFRIEND SPONGEBOB.
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- SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.
266
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AS TIME QUICKLY RUNS OUT, STILL NO WORD FROM
THE IMPERILED WHALE GIRL AND SPONGEBOB.
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- OH, NO!
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I'M OUT OF CORAL ON A STICK!
269
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TIME TO CHOMP THROUGH THE FRIED BARNACLES.
- AT THIS TIME,
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SURVIVAL LOOKS BLEAK FOR THE LITTLE YELLOW SPONGE.
- NO!
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THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!
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I DON'T HAVE A DRINK! - HEY!
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DOOFUS! - HUH? - YOUR BEST BUDDY IS TRAPPED
IN THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE
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AND HE MAY NEVER ESCAPE.
- YOU MEAN SPONGEBOB?
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I'M COMING, SPONGEBOB! - HOLD IT.
276
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NO ONE BEYOND THIS POINT. - MY BEST BUDDY
IS TRAPPED IN THERE.
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YOU GOT TO LET ME THROUGH.
- NO CAN DO, BIG GUY.
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TOO DANGEROUS. - FINE.
279
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WELL, MR. POLICE GUY WON'T LET
ME IN THE FRONT, HUH?
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WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND MY OWN WAY IN.
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LET'S SEE.
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WHERE COULD SPONGEBOB BE?
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AHA!
284
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"CONGRATULATIONS.
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"YOU HAVE FOU...FOUND...
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YOUR FRIEND"!
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OH!
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SPONGEBOB IS RIGHT BEHIND THIS DOOR!
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I'M COMING TO GET YOU, BUDDY!
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UGH!
291
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SPONGEBOB?
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WHERE--
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WELL, THERE YOU ARE.
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HANG IN THERE.
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I'LL FREE YOU FROM YOUR SHACKLES.
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YOU'RE OKAY NOW, BUDDY.
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GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
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- BAH! - AH!
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- DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GIRL.
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WE'RE WORKING AS FAST AS WE CAN.
- THAT WASN'T ME.
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THAT WAS SPONGEBOB. - THANK YOU, LITTLE BOY.
302
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- DON'T FRET, PEARL.
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IT'S JUST THE DARK.
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NOTHING SCARY ABOUT THE DARK.
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IT'S WHAT'S IN THE DARK
YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR.
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MONSTERS, CREEPS, GHOULS, CLOWNS,
WITCHES, WEREWOLVES, CLOWNS,
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CRAWLY THINGS, CRAWLY CLOWNS.
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THOSE ARE THE WORST!
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THE CRAWLY CLOWNS!
- WELL, WHATEVER, SPONGEBOB.
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I'M GONNA FIND MY WAY OUT.
- PEARL, I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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YOU'RE NOT KEEPING YOUR ARMS
AND LEGS INSIDE THE BOAT!
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PEARL, WAIT.
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I SHOULD PROBABLY ACCOMPANY YOU,
YOU KNOW, IN CASE...
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THERE'S ANYTHING IN THE DARKNESS, LURKING.
- FINE.
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AFTER YOU. - OKAY, I'LL JUST
FEARLESSLY LEAD THE WAY.
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AHHH!
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SNAKES! - THOSE ARE STREAMERS, FOOL! - BAH!
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AH.
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MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY UP HERE, KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR ANY OTHER CREEPIES.
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- OH, GROW UP, SPONGEBOB.
321
00:18:09,575 --> 00:18:11,325
THERE AREN'T ANY CREEPIES.
322
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THERE AREN'T ANY CRAWLIES.
323
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THERE AREN'T ANY SNAKES.
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SO STOP WHINING SO WE CAN LOOK FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE!
- OKAY, PEARL,
325
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YOU'VE MADE YOU POINT.
326
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I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT OGRES
AND VAMPIRE BAT FISH...
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00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:28,075
AND SHARKS AND... - SPONGEBOB!
- AND I WON'T TALK ABOUT...
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00:18:25,825 --> 00:18:28,075
ZOMBIES!
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OHH!
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AYEGH! - SPONGEBOB! - OR GHOSTLY PIRATES!
331
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OR LABORATORY CREATURES. - SPONGEBOB!
- OR GREEN BEINGS
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FROM ANOTHER PLANET. - OKAY, SPONGEBOB!
333
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OKAY! - OR BUS DRIVERS. - AGH!
334
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THAT'S ENOUGH!
335
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- SHH!
336
00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:50,367
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- NOW I'M SCARED, SPONGEBOB.
337
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- IT SOUNDED LIKE A CRAWLY WERECLOWN.
- BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING!
338
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- OH, HE'S HERE.
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00:18:55,783 --> 00:18:57,783
OOH!
340
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both: AHH!
341
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- HA HA.
342
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,616
NEEGH.
343
00:19:09,117 --> 00:19:10,700
- NOT ANOTHER SKUNK.
344
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UGH!
345
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:14,533
HOW DID YOU BEAT ME AGAIN?
346
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:18,992
HEY, YOU, YOU FIND IT FUNNY
TO LOCK UP MY FRIEND?
347
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:23,700
HEY, I AM TALKING TOWARDS YOU!
- DID YOU SEE THE DIMWIT
348
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:27,825
WHO RIPPED THIS APART?
- I UNFORTUNATELY HAVE NO IDEA
349
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,825
WHO THAT DULLARD IS.
350
00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:32,409
I DO KNOW THAT YOU KIDNAPPED SPONGEBOB.
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
351
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,409
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.
352
00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:35,367
I'M JUST THE ELECTRICIAN. - WHOA.
353
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,658
I SEE YOU ARE A MAGICIAN.
354
00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:42,075
BUT THAT VOODOO DOES NOT ERASE WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
- YOU NEED TO RELAX.
355
00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:48,575
HAVE A SEAT AND COOL OFF.
- JEEZ, SOME PEOPLE ARE SO PUSHY. - JUST DON'T SIT ON...
356
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:48,575
THE LEVER!
357
00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:55,325
NOW THE RIDE IS STUCK IN DANGEROUS SUPER FAST MODE.
- YOU TOLD ME TO SIT ON IT.
358
00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,075
- AH.
359
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:00,450
- WHAT'S THAT SOUND? - I DON'T KNOW.
360
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,700
HOLD ME, SPONGEBOB!
361
00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:06,075
- HUH?
362
00:20:08,325 --> 00:20:11,200
HEY!
363
00:20:08,325 --> 00:20:13,658
THE HALL OF GREAT ROMANCE. - OKAY, OKAY,
I THINK I HEARD YOU.
364
00:20:13,658 --> 00:20:15,867
I WILL NOT SIT ON ANYTHING ELSE.
365
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:18,700
I'LL JUST GINGERLY LEAN ON THIS WALL.
366
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:24,950
HUH? - NOOOOOO!
367
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:31,159
- WOW, HOW ROMANTICAL. - P'SHH!
368
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:31,159
I IMAGINED IT BIGGER.
369
00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:34,616
- LOOK, PEARL!
370
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,867
A SWEET, ADORABLE CHERUB.
371
00:20:41,409 --> 00:20:44,200
PEARL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS
THE TUNNEL OF GLOVE.
372
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,033
IT'S THE TUNNEL OF EVIL!
373
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- JEEZ, PEARL.
374
00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:01,409
- GOSH, STUPID KID.
375
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,908
- HEY-YA!
376
00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:06,200
NICE FACILITIES.
377
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,741
GREAT WATER PRESSURE.
378
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:13,033
- NEPTUNE'S MOTHER!
379
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:15,992
- WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
380
00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:26,992
- RARGH!
381
00:21:39,075 --> 00:21:41,616
- SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
382
00:21:41,616 --> 00:21:43,533
NOOO!
383
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:56,783
- HA...
384
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,242
I GUESS THAT TURNED OUT TO BE...
385
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KIND OF FUN. - HEHE, YEAH.
386
00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:07,825
- SPONGEBOB IS YOUR BOYFRIEND. - EW!
387
00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:10,367
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?
388
00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:11,367
EWWW!
389
00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:14,242
GROSS. - OH, DON'T DENY IT.
390
00:22:14,242 --> 00:22:15,825
YOU WERE TOTALLY HUGGING HIM.
391
00:22:15,825 --> 00:22:20,033
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOTALLY MEANS
HE'S TOTALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND!
392
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HOWDY, KIDS! - AH!
393
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CRAWLY CLOWN!
394
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CRAWLY CLOWN!
395
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,908
YOU UNDERSTAND, GIRLS.
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FOR POSTERITY.
397
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- YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?
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